The World's Strangest Borders Part 4: Ocean Madness

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  • @MegaBradster1
    @MegaBradster1 5 лет назад +7053

    Brunei: Hey guys I just want this little rectangle here
    Everyone else: Laughs and starts building military bases

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 лет назад +325

      I do feel bad for them, though I think maybe make a special zone for the islands everyone contests where they divide the profits (probably won't work cause greed) like 90% of their claims are reasonable (minus china's claims which are closer to 70% reasonable) so for now say they get all their currently uncontested claims and then work on the contested ones. (Brunei gets their area though, Malaysia needs to stop being a dick and claiming the land directly away from Brunei)

    • @someguyontheinternet7
      @someguyontheinternet7 5 лет назад +94

      speedy01247 Yeah, but I guess Malaysia wants Sabah (North-Eastern Borneo) & Sarawak (North-Western Borneo) to be more accessible to each other, which would be more difficult if their maritime EEZ was separated by Bruneian territory.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 5 лет назад +138

      @@someguyontheinternet7 So make an agreement with Brunei allowing Malaysian passenger and cargo ships to pass through their EEZ for a modest fee. Don't just steal the whole thing.

    • @theyoshi202
      @theyoshi202 5 лет назад +192

      @speedy01247 China’s claims are 10% reasonable not 70%. That 10% is the northern stuff by Japan (because if they they own Taiwan like they say they do, their EEZ is around that too). But the entire South China Sea claim is baseless and unreasonable.

    • @muhammadfirdaus2290
      @muhammadfirdaus2290 5 лет назад +35

      @@speedy01247 Malaysia already build air base at the spratly island

  • @jonnyowens5046
    @jonnyowens5046 5 лет назад +6037

    “Why does everyone care about these tiny, rocky islands?”
    - Britain has left the chat

    • @isabellep25
      @isabellep25 5 лет назад +21

      Jonny Owens :< 😂

    • @senkobread1215
      @senkobread1215 5 лет назад +96

      Argentina: cuz there Beautiful

    • @cayde-6feetunder531
      @cayde-6feetunder531 5 лет назад +124

      -The United States Of America has joined the chat

    • @bishton
      @bishton 5 лет назад +47

      @@cayde-6feetunder531 -everyone else leaves

    • @dxkaiyuan4177
      @dxkaiyuan4177 5 лет назад +7

      Rockall!!!

  • @kacperwoch4368
    @kacperwoch4368 5 лет назад +2563

    Everyone: Why would you sail around the world just to fish in a Russian sea?
    Poland: You wouldn't get it.

    • @kevinhermawan369
      @kevinhermawan369 4 года назад +74

      Fish from vodka

    • @Typhyr
      @Typhyr 4 года назад +153

      Any excuse to tell Russia to F* off is a good excuse for Poland.

    • @frederickoftheartic2209
      @frederickoftheartic2209 4 года назад +66

      Revenge? I mean the russians invaded poland countless times.....but dat doesn't explain germany

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 4 года назад +10

      @@frederickoftheartic2209 does the first world war ring any bells? east germany perhaps?

    • @amei653
      @amei653 4 года назад

      @LUNAR BLOODDROP funny cause they don't hate you

  • @samuelmarkby2441
    @samuelmarkby2441 4 года назад +1930

    Rock: exists
    England: “this is my rock”

    • @Cheezzy
      @Cheezzy 4 года назад +47

      This is actually true. Idk how long ago it was, but England were giving out about irish fisherman who were fishing near a rock that they claimed

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 4 года назад +66

      earth:exist
      UK:this is mine

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 года назад +24

      Another place owned by another country
      UK:I'm gonna pretend I did not see that and claim it

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 4 года назад +4

      *UK

    • @sxeeth
      @sxeeth 4 года назад +6

      Lol I’m British and this is so true

  • @potato733
    @potato733 5 лет назад +3056

    Sea : exist
    China : that's free real estate

    • @aqif5257
      @aqif5257 5 лет назад +116

      Dog: *exist*
      China: So I went ding ding down

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 лет назад +15

      China: ( ^ω^)

    • @NSluiter
      @NSluiter 5 лет назад +86

      Anything: Exists
      China: This mine now

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 лет назад +21

      @@NSluiter anything exist: Britain mine now.

    • @skysthelimitvideos
      @skysthelimitvideos 5 лет назад +4

      That’s more like the Dutch

  • @lukerochevot
    @lukerochevot 5 лет назад +970

    "Why does everyone care about these tiny, rocky islands?"
    Oil: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

    • @theyoshi202
      @theyoshi202 5 лет назад +16

      And people think only America is obsessed with it

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 5 лет назад +31

      Actually..it's mostly not because oil. South China Sea is about the important sea route.
      Any country that can control this area will be rich like how Singapore, Malaysia, and Indonesia did in the Malay strait.
      And it is also for military.

    • @pewpew9711
      @pewpew9711 5 лет назад +5

      @@theyoshi202 Funny you say that, because it's a true statement. The arctic race is a prime example of this. Why would Russia want control over an icy wasteland? That's right, oil.

    • @aswd45-mk14
      @aswd45-mk14 5 лет назад +2

      Pew PewPew Pew actually, there is a fight between Canada, USA, Russia, and I thing Norway ( other nord European country) for that oil.

    • @gabrielgan369
      @gabrielgan369 5 лет назад +6

      USA: Did I smell oil? Need some liberation?

  • @helenivor1443
    @helenivor1443 4 года назад +1760

    Brunei: I just want this small rectangular territory
    Other Southeast Asian countries: That's cute but no

    • @januzairamli4426
      @januzairamli4426 4 года назад +138

      Brunei: Okay, mine seems pretty reasonable
      Malaysia: Nah, you got no coast

    • @kanzai12
      @kanzai12 4 года назад +37

      South Asia mean those Indian, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka etc

    • @zikrex9505
      @zikrex9505 4 года назад +27

      Except indonesia lol

    • @argonauts56au1kera6
      @argonauts56au1kera6 4 года назад +47

      Lol, Brunei isn't in South Asia. I think you meant Southeast Asia.

    • @healtheworldforabetterplac7574
      @healtheworldforabetterplac7574 4 года назад +16

      EDIT THIS INTO SOUTH EAST ASIA AND WE WILL PRETEND WE DIDNT SAW YOUR “other south asian countries” comment

  • @The_zenithgod
    @The_zenithgod 4 года назад +3267

    China is like that kid at preschool who said every toy is his

    • @TheSillyDucke
      @TheSillyDucke 4 года назад +114

      I laughed when I read that

    • @rakata1987
      @rakata1987 4 года назад +42

      which is why China is becoming so successful

    • @AyangStudios
      @AyangStudios 4 года назад +21

      Lmao true

    • @randomman9261
      @randomman9261 4 года назад +36

      Not true since that sea is known internationally as the SOUTH CHINA SEA

    • @aurorarichardson5131
      @aurorarichardson5131 4 года назад +15

      Lmao so true XD lolololololololololololol

  • @alexsutton2271
    @alexsutton2271 5 лет назад +2691

    Basically Chinese territorial claims in a nutshell
    Mars: Exist
    China: Mars is the “Red” planet therefore implying Mars has been a part of China since ancient times

    • @chandy3859
      @chandy3859 5 лет назад +161

      Communist nation: wait a minute

    • @GastonBoucher
      @GastonBoucher 5 лет назад +46

      China will grow larger.

    • @Aniwazoa
      @Aniwazoa 5 лет назад +139

      Just wait until space colonization starts, we will see a repeat of these claims all over again.

    • @jamaljamil1247
      @jamaljamil1247 5 лет назад +12

      @@GastonBoucher C&C ???

    • @GastonBoucher
      @GastonBoucher 5 лет назад +4

      @@jamaljamil1247 ofc

  • @thebabayega
    @thebabayega 4 года назад +2865

    Everybody : talking about south China sea borders
    Indonesia : Let me in. LET ME INN

    • @khalilmqds4946
      @khalilmqds4946 4 года назад +122

      Now they're already in

    • @revinokenny9839
      @revinokenny9839 4 года назад +120

      Natuna

    • @catmilos9603
      @catmilos9603 4 года назад +10

      Yep

    • @s14redd89
      @s14redd89 4 года назад +11

      bruh

    • @mr.cannedble9724
      @mr.cannedble9724 4 года назад +17

      China vs Indonesia
      I think china will win because china have more infantry, weapons, ship and submarine not include nuclear

  • @edgaradriantorres8564
    @edgaradriantorres8564 5 лет назад +873

    Did Poland and Panama just cross half of the world to bother Russia?!

    • @panakap2186
      @panakap2186 4 года назад +84

      Yes, because fuck Russia

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 года назад +90

      Polish have a hard on to fuck over Russia anyway they can.

    • @id10cyy
      @id10cyy 4 года назад +49

      What mad lads.

    • @DiscoDashco
      @DiscoDashco 4 года назад +35

      @@jordandennis6794 you can call it “fucking over” while plenty of others see it as historical payback.

    • @aminadabbrulle8252
      @aminadabbrulle8252 3 года назад +5

      @@DiscoDashco It's not exactly contradictory.

  • @dessnom4333
    @dessnom4333 4 года назад +574

    russia: * has the peanut hole
    poland: stonks

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 года назад +22

      Free real estate

    • @alejandroarroyo5124
      @alejandroarroyo5124 3 года назад +2

      More like "it's free real estate"

    • @Fytrzaczek21
      @Fytrzaczek21 2 года назад +8

      Yeah, very Polish thing
      - you say, I can get these fish for free?!
      - well, it's on the other side of the world, but technically, ye...
      - KURWA STACHU PŁYNIEMY TAM

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- 2 года назад +1

      Also Panama: *_S T O N K S_*

  • @amjkodaz
    @amjkodaz 4 года назад +2247

    I'm half Polish. I laughed when they sailed across the world to get revenge on Russia

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 4 года назад +44

      If you Poles hate Russia so much why just not wage war against them and invade their territories, after all you are selling yourself out to US arms?

    • @xesphor1436
      @xesphor1436 4 года назад +225

      @@olzhas1one755 war isn't the answer.

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 года назад +24

      @@xesphor1436 Tell that to those Nazi armies

    • @xesphor1436
      @xesphor1436 4 года назад +58

      @@jekesan4221 who are you calling nazi lmao

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 года назад +7

      @@xesphor1436 germans

  • @laerkema7678
    @laerkema7678 5 лет назад +785

    Peanut hole: *exsist*
    Literally everyone: it's free real estate

  • @alder2460
    @alder2460 5 лет назад +1191

    Everyone: You can't just go for fishing in Russian sea
    Poles: Well yes, but actually no
    Everyone: You going to piss them off
    Poles: That's even better, hold my vodka, i'm going now

    • @Maks-si3xl
      @Maks-si3xl 5 лет назад +36

      So Polish. Thats how we are!

    • @wastedoxys
      @wastedoxys 5 лет назад +14

      Literally somethibg I can only see Poland doing, sailing far away to piss off Russians

    • @osop1858
      @osop1858 5 лет назад +8

      hold my vodka, actually nvm I'm taking it with me

    • @mohamedmahadi3607
      @mohamedmahadi3607 5 лет назад +4

      alder24 can you people stop with this meme format? It’s sickening

    • @vr0684
      @vr0684 5 лет назад +1

      @@osop1858 so bad...

  • @flashstar1234
    @flashstar1234 4 года назад +337

    Brunei: So about water territory
    Malaysia: I’m going to stop you right there
    Philippines: Hold up one minute
    Vietnam: What were we talking about?
    *The two twins that hate each other have entered the chat*

  • @miguelmontenegro3520
    @miguelmontenegro3520 5 лет назад +668

    Uk: France, Why do you colonize so many little Islands?
    France: Its a surprise that will help us later.

    • @axdn5669
      @axdn5669 5 лет назад +4

      @@lordmaguire1862 prod

    • @isunlloaoll
      @isunlloaoll 5 лет назад +28

      This is so ironic. Britain took over all the best lands in the new worlds, and establish colonies that are so successful that they all became independent and wealthier than Britain.

    • @vinmister1119
      @vinmister1119 4 года назад +2

      ARVIN "we guide others a treasure we used to posses"

  • @kimyongin1987
    @kimyongin1987 5 лет назад +606

    "No, we are staying out of it"
    - Indonesia, watching from the Natuna Islands
    Edit:
    "Oh, no, you won't"
    - China, now also claiming the Natuna Sea

  • @erikledmad
    @erikledmad 5 лет назад +473

    UN: so how complicated you want your borders?
    Asian countries: Yes.

    • @moka8267
      @moka8267 5 лет назад +4

      No

    • @yksii
      @yksii 5 лет назад +4

      haha??

    • @moka8267
      @moka8267 5 лет назад +5

      @Gerard Holt Oof.

    • @lakaynemar
      @lakaynemar 4 года назад

      It might be better if you change into ASEAN

    • @farryhandika
      @farryhandika 4 года назад +5

      UN: so how complicated you want your borders?
      SEA: not really
      China: hi

  • @kevinthemusician4767
    @kevinthemusician4767 4 года назад +1131

    China: "makes artificial islands"
    Japan: "Does the same"
    Also China: HEY YOU CANT DO THAT!

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +1655

    *The World's Strangest Borders:*
    1. Border between Anime and Hentai

    • @Kuddochan
      @Kuddochan 5 лет назад +72

      That's pretty simple though. Can explain that with a Venn diagram or something as hentai is simply a smaller part of anime

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 5 лет назад +18

      @@Kuddochan not all the time

    • @Kuddochan
      @Kuddochan 5 лет назад +2

      @@SGT676 Well it can obviously be in the form of manga, fanart, VNs etc too but again just put it in the middle of all the different mediums in a Venn diagram and you'll have your bases covered

    • @kiritouchiha4764
      @kiritouchiha4764 5 лет назад +42

      Simple, if pixelated dick goes to vagina then its hentai, if its intercrural its anime.

    • @TheKobasen
      @TheKobasen 5 лет назад +11

      Apparently the only clear border is private part visibility (even though it's censored) because some anime have the so called s*x scene and still count as anime.

  • @SerialExperimentsKon
    @SerialExperimentsKon 5 лет назад +261

    **See's title**
    **Knows you're going to Talk about the spratly Islands**

    • @Natogoon
      @Natogoon 5 лет назад +1

      ok weeb

    • @SerialExperimentsKon
      @SerialExperimentsKon 5 лет назад +3

      @@Natogoon what's wrong with being a weeb?

    • @Natogoon
      @Natogoon 5 лет назад +3

      @@SerialExperimentsKon lmao where does it say "wrong"?

    • @SerialExperimentsKon
      @SerialExperimentsKon 5 лет назад

      @@Natogoon Ich dachte erst du meinst es so

    • @sofya3033
      @sofya3033 5 лет назад +1

      @@SerialExperimentsKon weeb is a 'bad' word like loser or freak

  • @justanormalsponge1801
    @justanormalsponge1801 5 лет назад +484

    Brunei: i just want this rectangular area ok
    Other South East Asian countries: sorry do you mean *_OUR_* ?

    • @izzfp9802
      @izzfp9802 5 лет назад +10

      That rectangular is the most important one.

    • @barsozuguler4744
      @barsozuguler4744 4 года назад +24

      Poor thing xddd. It have a single tiny own area and literally everyone in south asia sits on it

    • @chawza8402
      @chawza8402 4 года назад +13

      it's like the youngest brother in the family that get the little gifts but the most valuable one

    • @chawza8402
      @chawza8402 4 года назад +3

      @George Nathanael Well that's cool. My analogy may not precise but I hope You know what i meant

    • @PacMacDo
      @PacMacDo 4 года назад +3

      *SOVIET RUSSIA INTENSIFIES*

  • @lunaroku8526
    @lunaroku8526 4 года назад +479

    Imagine having a large landmass but lacks in sea territory.
    China to ASEAN countries: _Lemme have yours_

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 года назад +11

      The countries:f^*k you and badbye

    • @3hase23
      @3hase23 3 года назад +10

      *When china decide to troll stealing half of the sea territory just for oil*

    • @kurtiskurt1
      @kurtiskurt1 3 года назад

      Cringe pfp you got there

  • @xangxung1672
    @xangxung1672 4 года назад +485

    And now China's ships are messing around in Indonesia's EEZ and just have traspassed the Indonesian EEZ border

    • @Eru-
      @Eru- 4 года назад +17

      If the sea water level rises.
      We could just ignore the existance of these smol rocky islands.
      And boom... it became an international sea. No one can claim.

    • @chawza8402
      @chawza8402 4 года назад +3

      @@Eru- It will be like the international territory in the video. There will be no one in controll over the resources and deplete all fish es nearby. There will be more than 5 country to fight

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 года назад +8

      Except no one is prohibiting them from doing that. EEZ is not the same as territorial waters. EEZ grants right only for resource exploitation. Water transit is free to go.

    • @FA-qm9tl
      @FA-qm9tl 4 года назад +9

      Omega Alpha they are escorting chinese fishing ship doing illegal fishing inside Indonesia’s EEZ

    • @haiyo6735
      @haiyo6735 4 года назад +4

      Technically every southeast asian country's EEZ

  • @jeffreyconley2144
    @jeffreyconley2144 5 лет назад +704

    Vietnam, ''This is mine! Look I have a piece of land here!''
    Philippine, ''No it's mine! I also have a piece of land!''
    Malaysia, ''False! False! Mine! Mine! Look at this island!''
    Vietnam, ''Okay guys shut up! China, what do you think?''
    China *building artificial islands, ''I am neutral.''

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 лет назад +59

      Also China: *"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"*

    • @flyinghigh2000
      @flyinghigh2000 5 лет назад +17

      Nah they just say "Look at the name, it's mine"

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 5 лет назад +16

      Its *ours* says russia

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 лет назад +5

      @@STB4G USSR anthem breathes

    • @CTcCaster
      @CTcCaster 5 лет назад +22

      More like
      China: the sea has been China’s since ancient times.

  • @redactedz6146
    @redactedz6146 5 лет назад +307

    Jesus christ this is why my head hurts when China is mentioned.

    • @galaxyred7
      @galaxyred7 4 года назад +10

      Now you understand why Tianemen Square happened.
      DEMOCRACY OVER COMMUNISM (But not in Hoi4)

    • @yazyaz2969
      @yazyaz2969 4 года назад +5

      Is this also the reason so many chinese country state try to separate from china??

    • @jacobsiebe696
      @jacobsiebe696 4 года назад

      Hoàng Nguyên your English is good ,

    • @SonLe-mk4sq
      @SonLe-mk4sq 4 года назад +2

      @Hoàng Nguyên nice predictions there historian

    • @JT-ru1ml
      @JT-ru1ml 4 года назад +3

      My heart bleeds whenever communists in China are mentioned.

  • @shaunvrse
    @shaunvrse 4 года назад +192

    Aquatic Animals who were confused whether what language they’ll going to speak. Ended up learning all of it.😂

    • @zharazarine5549
      @zharazarine5549 4 года назад +6

      Oh my gosh 😂😂😂😂

    • @johni_cuh
      @johni_cuh 4 года назад +18

      Fish : *Exists*
      ASEAN Countries : *Hehe , confusion time*

    • @XiELEd4377
      @XiELEd4377 2 года назад

      The funniest part is that a lot of countries in Southeast Asia have hundreds of languages. In Philippines we have ~150

  • @sudonim7552
    @sudonim7552 5 лет назад +115

    Brunei: "Here's my EEZ claim guys. Does it seem reasonab-"
    Malaysia: "Screw you that's mine."
    Vietnam: "No screw you."
    Philippines: "No screw you."
    China: "No screw you."
    Taiwan: "No screw y- I mean me. Wait no I mean you. Wait what."

    • @MarioTheLiopleurodon
      @MarioTheLiopleurodon 4 года назад

      The south China Sea EEZ can actually be smoothed out and work fine (also allow brunei to split the overlap) if we edited the borders, erased any overlap, and completely got rid of China

    • @sudonim7552
      @sudonim7552 4 года назад

      @@MarioTheLiopleurodon Too bad people are greedy and will never agree to decrease the size of their claim to avoid conflict.

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- 2 года назад

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  • @jacobg8162
    @jacobg8162 5 лет назад +985

    “Why does everyone care about these tiny rocky islands?”
    British Empire: *Cries in tea*

    • @jacobg8162
      @jacobg8162 5 лет назад +7

      Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd you must be fun at parties

    • @flashteenz
      @flashteenz 5 лет назад +3

      A fellow A7X fan I see :D

    • @jacobg8162
      @jacobg8162 5 лет назад +2

      Flashteenz always 😁🤘

    • @somerandomguy___
      @somerandomguy___ 5 лет назад +1

      Just imagine a boomer style comic with every stereotypical look of a Brit crying out tea instead of tears

    • @MurdersAndExecutions
      @MurdersAndExecutions 4 года назад

      Stealing is not good

  • @aqeeladaiyanzeva2731
    @aqeeladaiyanzeva2731 4 года назад +602

    Now China also claims the North Natuna Islands in Indonesia

    • @kim.yuseok1
      @kim.yuseok1 4 года назад +46

      Sembarangan aja cina nge klaim laut orang jangan kan kita, punya malaysia, pilifina, vietnam, brunei jepang aja di claim

    • @merickclare
      @merickclare 4 года назад +86

      I really hate China and their official. But not the Chinese people.

    • @LKahlilR
      @LKahlilR 4 года назад

      Philippines fault. Ask me why

    • @taehyungismyuwu6704
      @taehyungismyuwu6704 4 года назад +9

      @@LKahlilR why?

    • @vee3732
      @vee3732 4 года назад +8

      @@LKahlilR Yeah, why?

  • @l.o.gfauzan1877
    @l.o.gfauzan1877 4 года назад +1351

    Taiwan: Finally, something I can agree with China

    • @sarangjassi1267
      @sarangjassi1267 4 года назад +65

      Taiwan not a state it's country

    • @redguy3256
      @redguy3256 3 года назад +36

      China always agrees with China

    • @Cidrecngo
      @Cidrecngo 3 года назад +58

      @@sarangjassi1267 its technically a country.. but its complicated, so lets just say its a country, but not recognized by the UN

    • @chees8067
      @chees8067 3 года назад +43

      As a Taiwanese, I can say that Taiwan is both a country and not a country, it’s complicated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @nicholashsjd499
      @nicholashsjd499 3 года назад +8

      @@chees8067 taiwan is't country you lose the war

  • @jerryg1692
    @jerryg1692 5 лет назад +598

    Technically, couldn’t Russia just blockade the “Peanut hole?” Since it is surrounded by Russian waters anyway lol.

    • @person8064
      @person8064 5 лет назад +12

      No one knows...

    • @estoniaboodoingmapping1095
      @estoniaboodoingmapping1095 4 года назад +50

      No,because russia is dumb and only use their money to lose proxy wars just to USA

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 года назад +171

      Contrary to that estonian idiot, no. They could legally not do that.
      The video might suggest a confusion made between territorial waters and EEZ (exclusive economic zone) which are 2 different things. To quote Wikipedia for the simplest definition I could find: 'the difference between the territorial sea and the exclusive economic zone is that the first confers full sovereignty over the waters, whereas the second is merely a "sovereign right" which refers to the coastal state's rights below the surface of the sea. The surface waters, as can be seen in the map, are international water'
      To put it into detail: in Russian waters, aka territorial waters belonging to Russia, they could do whatever they want and you are not allowed to pass through them. The limit for this area is 20km from the shore. In an EEZ you are not allowed to fully restrict water transit. The best you could do is set up stationary objectives, like oil platforms, but that's all. A slightly particular case is with the Kerch Strait and the new Crimean bridge

    • @SkiddyGaming
      @SkiddyGaming 4 года назад +28

      @@estoniaboodoingmapping1095 Russia has been participating in proxy wars with the US yes, but over the last couple decades they've been almost exclusively defensive ones (propping up allied governments against US proxies) while the US has been on the offense... it's not so much a choice on the part of the Russians in most of these case as an obligation if they wish to maintain or enhance their influence, and prevent total US hegemony (which they most certainly do wish to do).
      Worth noting also that those proxy wars haven't been going half badly for Russia over the last half decade plus. US backed "rebels" (led most prominently by Al-Qaeda in Syria, though they like to avoid mentioning that bit) have almost completely failed to oust Russia ally Assad in Syria, with Russian intervention having pretty thoroughly helped crush that threat by now (Syria is currently mopping up the last remnant in Idlib province), the US backed Saudi-led Coalition has failed to put down the Iranian aligned Houthis in Yemen, and the US backed attempted coup in Venezeula flopped inside of a week, with Russian/Chinese ally Maduro retaining power to this day, despite US backed pretender Guadios constant posturing (which has gotten him nothing less but thrown out of the leadership of his own opposition, let along the country as a whole).
      If anybody is losing money on dumb proxy wars they aren't winning, it's the US, who would probably be well advised to look inward and invest some of that money in public healthcare and education instead.

    • @kiyoinaa
      @kiyoinaa 4 года назад +4

      LUNAR BLOODDROP actually no, the Chinese are way better than US for being absolute fools and jerks anyway theyre just trying to mess around like they did with the peanut hole...

  • @smallfoot5689
    @smallfoot5689 5 лет назад +199

    The Russians took their land,
    so the Poles took their *fish*

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 года назад +5

      Actually, that land belongs to Ukraine now. Go steal Ukrainian fish.

    • @voltek9738
      @voltek9738 4 года назад

      @LUNAR BLOODDROP ?

    • @paulanthony4499
      @paulanthony4499 4 года назад

      Q

  • @MortyMortyMorty
    @MortyMortyMorty 5 лет назад +339

    No one:
    Literally nobody:
    Polish people: Let's sail 30 000 km to catch some fish just to mess with Russia.

    • @mikihirai335
      @mikihirai335 5 лет назад +3

      Sail*

    • @MortyMortyMorty
      @MortyMortyMorty 5 лет назад +4

      @@mikihirai335 oh fuck

    • @tarmac4220
      @tarmac4220 5 лет назад +4

      You will not get it

    • @galaxyred7
      @galaxyred7 4 года назад +40

      Russia : Poland why you do this???
      Poland : *Remember 1939?!* It is called *Revenge* bitch.

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 года назад +1

      Normie

  • @Combustion803
    @Combustion803 4 года назад +110

    Vietnam, Philippines, Brunei, Malaysia : Arguing about their EEZ
    China : *"HIPPITTY HOPPITTY, YOUR EEZ IS NOW MY PROPERTY"*
    Indonesia : Thank god, it's not my territory getting cla~
    China : *"HIPPITTY HOPPITTY, YOUR EEZ AND NATUNA IS NOW MY PROPERTY"*
    Indonesia : *"LOUD Keemstar Scream"*

  • @fierman_diehm
    @fierman_diehm 4 года назад +389

    China : trying to claim indonesia EEZ with ancient backstory
    Indonesia : excuseme,do you know an ancient Kingdom named Majapahit and Sriwijaya?
    China : wait, thats illegal

    • @kay870
      @kay870 4 года назад +47

      mongol empire join the chat

    • @realcatinside6499
      @realcatinside6499 4 года назад +6

      uni Soviet

    • @melopc
      @melopc 4 года назад +8

      No earth beneath the heaven does not belong to the Emperor. 普天之下 莫非王土。

    • @aimanff969
      @aimanff969 4 года назад +9

      Johor Empire has joined the chat

    • @fierman_diehm
      @fierman_diehm 4 года назад +32

      @Micky Calebro is that so? Do you have any reliable source?

  • @nickgehr6916
    @nickgehr6916 5 лет назад +484

    Everyone: *This is my sea*
    China: No, this is *OUR SEA*
    *_*Soviet anthem intensifies_*

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 лет назад +3

      It's not yours it's OUR ocean.

    • @hiimapop7755
      @hiimapop7755 5 лет назад +41

      @Qam05 Because *c o m m u n i s m*

    • @qwertyuiopzxcvbnm9890
      @qwertyuiopzxcvbnm9890 5 лет назад +10

      @@hiimapop7755 In fact China is as far away from communism as OECD countries.

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 5 лет назад

      @Qam05 ikr

    • @jamesmoriarty9433
      @jamesmoriarty9433 5 лет назад +1

      Communism is evil. Never forget.

  • @TILR
    @TILR 5 лет назад +144

    I can see why Russia was annoyed with the peanut hole. Like come on guys XD

    • @GarrusN7
      @GarrusN7 5 лет назад +11

      That was hilarious.

    • @TILR
      @TILR 5 лет назад +10

      @@GarrusN7 I know right just think about if you were Russia just sitting there not being able to do something when its literally right next to you XD

    • @nobblkpraetorian5623
      @nobblkpraetorian5623 5 лет назад +18

      While I'm usually against revenge, what the Poles did brought a smile to my face.

    • @TILR
      @TILR 5 лет назад +1

      @@nobblkpraetorian5623 lol that's true

    • @wolfedya1
      @wolfedya1 5 лет назад +4

      @@TILR It's pretty sad how the poles were willing to take part in completely decimating a sea environment for petty political revenge. People then wonder why the russians are so hypernationalistic.

  • @CT-Jesse-nv2wi
    @CT-Jesse-nv2wi 4 года назад +334

    Nobody :
    Exactly nobody :
    China : hey, you know that once upon a time ancient china kingdom own entire ocean before the extinction of dinosaurs

  • @alfredofswitzerland9321
    @alfredofswitzerland9321 5 лет назад +119

    Singapore: exists
    Singapore: has an extremely crucial port for sea trades
    South East Asian Countries: *n0 watter for u*

    • @lzh4950
      @lzh4950 4 года назад +2

      Singapore: 'cries' with Malaysia 1km north and Indonesia (Batam, Bintan & other Riau islands) 20km south of it

    • @wongijen9167
      @wongijen9167 4 года назад +2

      @@lzh4950 Yes. I feel so sad for my country

    • @pooja350
      @pooja350 4 года назад +3

      Poor little cousin 😂. Wait is that why Sing depends on Malaysia for clean drinking water? Or have things changed since then?

    • @easthulk99
      @easthulk99 4 года назад +1

      @@pooja350 No, because of political reason. But I wouldn't just give away a land that easily.

    • @calvinnyala9580
      @calvinnyala9580 4 года назад +3

      Singapore lack sea? No problems, we rule the air then...

  • @zeffmalchazeen3429
    @zeffmalchazeen3429 4 года назад +101

    I am from the Philippines and this video made me understand why the Spratly Islands are being fought over. At first I thought only the Chinese and Filipinos are the ones fighting over this area.

    • @LongNguyen-tn6jw
      @LongNguyen-tn6jw 2 года назад +6

      Vietnamese here, at first i thought only about us and China kekw

    • @avacado3546
      @avacado3546 2 года назад +8

      Filipino here..... I think we just like to say IT'S CHINA.

    • @XiELEd4377
      @XiELEd4377 2 года назад

      @@avacado3546 yeah, I know a chinese grandma who doesn't really care about China

    • @Percise_bee
      @Percise_bee 2 года назад +1

      @@XiELEd4377 realistic Ukrainian map

    • @iuemiuchinhieulama
      @iuemiuchinhieulama 2 года назад +1

      Paracel Islands and Spratly Islands belong to Vietnam.
      Quần đảo Hoàng Sa và Quần đảo Trường Sa là của Việt Nam.

  • @yudikurniaadiputra5766
    @yudikurniaadiputra5766 4 года назад +688

    November 2019 : China takes everybody sea territory
    January 2020 : add Indonesia in the list
    .
    .
    .

    • @pietrow138
      @pietrow138 4 года назад +8

      What happened to China-Indonesia?

    • @yudikurniaadiputra5766
      @yudikurniaadiputra5766 4 года назад +112

      @@pietrow138 china cost guard recently escorted Chinese fisherman ship to stealing Indonesian fish from Indonesia's EEZ

    • @MArpin-re3sr
      @MArpin-re3sr 4 года назад +38

      And that wrong decicion of china

    • @Sheirvy
      @Sheirvy 4 года назад +57

      I like how youtube recommendation bring indonesians to here just because there's tension going on with china lol

    • @ddm3437
      @ddm3437 4 года назад +2

      @@pietrow138 Beijing claimed South China Sea in the North Natuna Sea (before South China Sea too). It just cause from historical. You can read that news from Indonesian sites

  • @ramraghavendra7178
    @ramraghavendra7178 3 года назад +70

    Everyones is gangsta until Mongolia and Ottoman empire starts claiming land based on history

    • @YuzuEdelweiss
      @YuzuEdelweiss 3 года назад +17

      The Great Britain:

    • @ramraghavendra7178
      @ramraghavendra7178 3 года назад +13

      @@YuzuEdelweiss ohh shit,my country is one of them🤣

    • @neoxwx
      @neoxwx 2 года назад

      The whole Iberian Peninsula, France and *Russia* be like:

  • @Sam-O-matic
    @Sam-O-matic 5 лет назад +511

    British Empire: We still are the rulers of the sea!
    Laughs in french EEZ.
    Edit: grammar wars.

    • @Haxerous
      @Haxerous 5 лет назад +60

      EEZ

    • @zainchandia7355
      @zainchandia7355 5 лет назад +12

      ashlinmario sequeira this proves why it’s better to pronounce z as zed (British) rather than zee (American) as foreigners might confuse it with c.

    • @Haxerous
      @Haxerous 5 лет назад +4

      @@zainchandia7355 well I pronounce it as zed so yeah not gonna dispute your argument. British English for the win.

    • @gabrieldutra3176
      @gabrieldutra3176 5 лет назад

      Hon hon hon hon hon V A J O N

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 5 лет назад +1

      USA: "Haha, that's a funny joke, cousin."

  • @mentalscots9412
    @mentalscots9412 5 лет назад +19

    i love how you are able to smoothly include sponsorships in ur videos, you do it so well i actually watch it instead of skipping

  • @axdn5669
    @axdn5669 5 лет назад +95

    "The World's Strangest Borders"
    *Me, a **-Northern-** Irish individual:* "I am unaware of such political border"

    • @galaxyred7
      @galaxyred7 4 года назад +5

      *United Ireland* 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

    • @banana_man_101
      @banana_man_101 4 года назад

      @@galaxyred7 Ok IRA

  • @ja-vishaara
    @ja-vishaara 4 года назад +51

    Fishing fleets in the Peanut Hole: "It's free real estate"

  • @johnc4122
    @johnc4122 5 лет назад +460

    Vietnamese maritime borders: *exists*
    China: *”Hippity hoppity your water is my property”*

    • @Green_Magolor_Gijinka
      @Green_Magolor_Gijinka 5 лет назад +25

      Others:China fuck off

    • @bennetxia8707
      @bennetxia8707 5 лет назад +12

      I think you mean phillipines Vietnam has some pretty absurd maritime borders as well. I mean not as absurd as China but pretty absurd.

    • @AnDrei-nf5jb
      @AnDrei-nf5jb 5 лет назад +1

      pretty much every one in the south of asia

    • @sweetpotato3910
      @sweetpotato3910 5 лет назад +9

      Look at this video. Your vietname country claim EEZ like china 6:45
      Why you only blame china. You greedy bastard

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 5 лет назад +16

      @@sweetpotato3910 Mostly because the border of vietnam is still fairly small. (Though I would mind you not to say it as "Your vietname country" that could be false)
      In comparison, China is much much more ridiculous.
      Another thing to note is Vietnam is a part of the ASEAN, so the other countries don't mind (Read: Tolerate) their claims too much.
      While China isn't a part of the ASEAN, and China definitely doesn't have the other ASEANs in their mind when they claimed that EEZ.

  • @LivingDeathGuy
    @LivingDeathGuy 4 года назад +63

    Brunei be like “why y’all hate me?”

    • @str2010
      @str2010 4 года назад +17

      Singapore be like "I feel you, bro,"

    • @Jdm491
      @Jdm491 3 года назад +12

      @@str2010 East Timor: I get no recognition

    • @tayronrenkanyanunggun2961
      @tayronrenkanyanunggun2961 3 года назад +8

      @@Jdm491
      Papua New Guinea: I'm almost undiscovered guys.

    • @zauber4325
      @zauber4325 3 года назад +1

      @@tayronrenkanyanunggun2961 BRUH FOR REAL THO 😂😂😂😂

  • @amedeolivio534
    @amedeolivio534 5 лет назад +251

    Real life lore makes a video about weird ocean borders
    *every swamp of water around china starts sweating nervously*

  • @ryanramjattan8714
    @ryanramjattan8714 4 года назад +39

    Brunei: Guys, can we just be friendly?
    Literally the entire South China sea: Haha no

  • @theunfunny421
    @theunfunny421 4 года назад +216

    *China and almost every south east Asia Fighting about EEZ*
    Indonesia:eating popcorn
    *China after finish with them* :build military base inside Indonesia EEZ
    *Indonesia give his popcorn to Singapore*
    *Indonesia stand up in dramatic way and walk to China*
    Indonesia:The what??

    • @_floof1582
      @_floof1582 4 года назад +37

      Now its time for singapore to eat popcorn

    • @ddm3437
      @ddm3437 4 года назад +3

      @@_floof1582 lol

    • @_Nemo2210
      @_Nemo2210 4 года назад +28

      Indonesia: I'm gonna do what called pro gamer move!

    • @commentorbot3979
      @commentorbot3979 4 года назад +3

      just waiting for china to show up in the singapore straits

    • @bigbrainbighartbighandbigp4605
      @bigbrainbighartbighandbigp4605 4 года назад +5

      before china claim north natuna sea they alredy beat vietnam filipin malaysia. if china beaten indonesia they will claim singapore too and give the popcorn to thailand

  • @Andromediens
    @Andromediens 5 лет назад +159

    UK: I'm still an empire considering my sea territories
    France: Hon Hon Hon... omae wa mou *shindeiru*

    • @monicat9110
      @monicat9110 5 лет назад +2

      Andromediens NanI

    • @human8985
      @human8985 5 лет назад +3

      NANI?

    • @pravijarajesh
      @pravijarajesh 5 лет назад +5

      *_NANI?_*

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy 5 лет назад +1

      *WHAT!* (Its BRITAN you stupid idiots not japan, and ik get ‘woooshed’ so shut up)

    • @Luciddream150
      @Luciddream150 5 лет назад +1

      *france: hon hon hon... you are already dead*

  • @kelvinpang438
    @kelvinpang438 5 лет назад +50

    Hole in Russia's water : exists
    Foreign ships : It's free real estate

    • @tymgamerz
      @tymgamerz 5 лет назад +1

      Imagine russia just declared that every ship that passed through their waters must pay a million per pax and the companies that went in the hole became bankrupt if they exited

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 5 лет назад

      @@tymgamerz
      They legaly can't do that

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 5 лет назад +2

      @@HonestHappyHater Why not?It's their waters.Its a terrible idea through as Russia will receive heavy backlash and every nation on earth will stop trading with Russia cause they ain't going to pay 1m/pax.What would have been good is if Russia declared that every ship that is in the hole have to pay 1m/pax as compensation for all that fishing that result in heavy losses of fish for Russia's sea in that area.

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 5 лет назад +1

      @@tymgamerz That's a terrible idea every nation on earth will stop trading with Russia as they ain't going to pay 1m/pax just to trade with Russia.What would be good is if they declared every ship in the hole have to pay 1m/pax as compensation for the fish lost in that area.

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 5 лет назад +4

      @@kelvinpang438
      According to UN Convention of the Law of the Sea they can't.
      We are talking about an EEZ here, not territorial waters.
      That means that Russia has exclusive rights to manage resources there, but it can't tax the area, nor they can stop ships that swim through... unless these ships are pirate ships or try to exploit the resources inside the EEZ, then they can stop the ships, but still not tax.
      The whole document is on UN website, if you really want to check that.
      Besides, if that was possible, and Russia did this, then in retaliation from western nations they would loose access to Panama Channel, Danish Straits and straits north of Canada

  • @jancarlocozo317
    @jancarlocozo317 4 года назад +56

    Here in the Philippines, China's coast guard is literally in our 200 nautical mile EEZ and claims it is in their jurisdiction.

    • @cringepapc69oribvrr
      @cringepapc69oribvrr 3 года назад +4

      @i cant breathe our president is a China's puppet. He is so scared to China that he didn't do what he said during his campaign at 2016.

    • @lvl50hogrider5
      @lvl50hogrider5 3 года назад +1

      @i cant breathe if you attack war will start, everyone is waiting for that move for a long now.

    • @YoungFresho
      @YoungFresho 3 года назад +2

      @@cringepapc69oribvrr if du30 disagrees or retaliate of some sort, china will start a war against us

    • @cringepapc69oribvrr
      @cringepapc69oribvrr 3 года назад

      @@YoungFresho pretty true to be honest, I remember what happened to Vietnam when they did that back in the 90's I think

    • @thegayestmfalive
      @thegayestmfalive 2 года назад +1

      Is that why Duterte wanted to buy the BrahMos missiles?

  • @JroeSR
    @JroeSR 5 лет назад +117

    ASEAN: *scrambling up for maritime territory
    China: " *O P P O R T U N I T Y* "

  • @ikanlucu123
    @ikanlucu123 4 года назад +224

    China is trying to take Indonesian Natuna Island now on 😂👌

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 5 лет назад +168

    Today's fact: Alligators will give manatees the right of way if they are swimming near each other.

    • @zZesterr
      @zZesterr 5 лет назад +15

      What was yesterday’s fact

    • @quitebad459
      @quitebad459 5 лет назад +9

      @@zZesterr another fact will be given tmr

    • @radianzero
      @radianzero 5 лет назад

      Idc

    • @zZesterr
      @zZesterr 5 лет назад

      Oh I meant yesterday lemme edit dat

    • @pendlera2959
      @pendlera2959 5 лет назад

      It's been a week and no new facts... :(

  • @janreydoctolero1819
    @janreydoctolero1819 4 года назад +162

    Chinese: Wants a military Base and International route
    Filipino: Defending their territory for the small Time fishermen who Feeds their family with only 10$ a day
    CHINA LEAVE THEM ALONE!

    • @slightlyexistential1640
      @slightlyexistential1640 4 года назад +19

      Ph government: *lets not hurt chinas feelings* 😢😢😢😢

    • @joshuavallente7057
      @joshuavallente7057 4 года назад +12

      Nihilist Robot Haha. Sadly, the Philippine president and the government cares more about China’s feelings than that of its own people.

    • @slightlyexistential1640
      @slightlyexistential1640 4 года назад +15

      @@joshuavallente7057 lol the president even wants to make the philippines a province of china
      Such a traitor

    • @slightlyexistential1640
      @slightlyexistential1640 4 года назад +14

      @lol youtube is banned in china stop lying

    • @slightlyexistential1640
      @slightlyexistential1640 4 года назад +13

      @ nobody bullies china, china is the bully himself everybody is just protecting whats theirs

  • @stefbos2000
    @stefbos2000 5 лет назад +93

    Everyone: Uses there own legal EEZ'
    China: We don't do that here

    • @UnderTakerSN1
      @UnderTakerSN1 5 лет назад +6

      @Alex Mercer well the eez of the Philippines is legal, Philippines filed a case about the disputed island also claimed by China, to the international arbitrary Court, and the court recognize the claim of Philippines. Which means that china has no authority in that place, but China didn't recognize the decision of the court.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 5 лет назад

      And from then on the US had an aircraft carrier sitting around the area in case China decides to feel a bit uppity.

    • @Intrimrcx
      @Intrimrcx 5 лет назад

      Jmark Mo why do you think the court is just for both countries? Why the territory of one country need to be dealt with other countries?

    • @Intrimrcx
      @Intrimrcx 5 лет назад

      Jmark Mo like the USA ,made a bill to hk,how do you wanna hope it should be justice for the people? Have a brain plz,you can search for why there’s South China Sea ,why it should be China ,while every country had recognized it to China ,now you told me there isn’t?

    • @galaxyred7
      @galaxyred7 4 года назад +2

      Stef Bos
      Countries : *agrees on something*
      China : *laughs in communism*

  • @frankcl1
    @frankcl1 5 лет назад +101

    The UN : China, how large do you want your EEZ to be?
    China : yes

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 лет назад +2

      America: *WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!* 😒

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 5 лет назад

      @Alex Mercer what is misinformation about it? The South China Sea is rather different than the Fawklands or French Polynesia. Those claims are universally known. The Spralty Islands have only recently become really important to these countries. So now they are all trying to insist they claim them. China's claim is foolish, Vietnam is in the same boat. I don't know historically who claims them. And when I say historically claims them, I mean documents that prove they own the islands from that time. Not someone saying they own it. What should happen is that the sea becomes international waters. But it's not like the South China Sea is the same as the UKs, France's, Netherlands, USs, Germany's, Russian, etc. International claims from Islands they own.

    • @UnderTakerSN1
      @UnderTakerSN1 5 лет назад +2

      Ok, china lost the case against Philippines, about the part of spratly island claimed by Philippines and China, in the international arbitrary Court. But china didn't recognize the decision.

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 5 лет назад

      @@UnderTakerSN1 why am I not surprised.

    • @andrei6154
      @andrei6154 5 лет назад

      technically they don't choose how far their eez is. 200 at max bro

  • @kaesonteo6059
    @kaesonteo6059 5 лет назад +475

    Explaining to China how they can’t claim the entire sea by making “islands” is like explaining to a 4 year old brat how they can’t make/print money to be rich

    • @flyinghigh2000
      @flyinghigh2000 5 лет назад +29

      Countries have been doing that for years. Look at light houses on a piece of rock somewhere. China only takes it much further. Built an airport and basically make the island bigger. The Spratleys are not even islands, they are rocks in the ocean

    • @angelo_alexpaguntalan411
      @angelo_alexpaguntalan411 5 лет назад +12

      @@flyinghigh2000 no some islands which is kalayaan group of islands which is from our country Philippines, were there's a town their and maybe some country like Vietnam

    • @AlyverRevylaRend
      @AlyverRevylaRend 5 лет назад +46

      China thinks as if they own everything in Asia

    • @xioucao5732
      @xioucao5732 5 лет назад +2

      angelo alex paguntalan yes we do

    • @codenameaki6614
      @codenameaki6614 5 лет назад +4

      And using Phillipine's sand as an artifial island
      it only means Phillipines owns the island and China just created it lol
      Like the Random kid that owns the money that was created by China

  • @shaunvrse
    @shaunvrse 4 года назад +43

    Wow China be messin’ with Japan, Taiwan, Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Vietnam including their allies..😮

    • @JanQ07
      @JanQ07 4 года назад +20

      It is like ASEAN + Allies(Japan, S. Korea, US, UK, France, and etc.) Vs. China😂😂😂

    • @not_autistic_336
      @not_autistic_336 4 года назад +8

      Mostly all asian countries hate them

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 года назад

      @@not_autistic_336 yes they f k eachother

    • @not_autistic_336
      @not_autistic_336 4 года назад +5

      @Joel Ygot as a neighbouring country in china they are very selfish to the point we dont like when they visit our country

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 года назад +1

      Yes but china has people on phillipines we like them :)

  • @richmondxavieriringan7491
    @richmondxavieriringan7491 5 лет назад +121

    Brunei: let me just have this small piece of sea
    Malaysia: I’ll take this area plus whatever that guy has
    Vietnam & Philippines: Idk about you guys but we also have legal claims to these areas
    China: IDC, What you all have is mine
    Taiwan: Im you so what you have is basically mine!
    Other Countries: Can we just effing pass the area?

    • @mielium5619
      @mielium5619 4 года назад +8

      Indonesia: *sitting in the back*
      China: oh no you dont get to sit back and this used to be chinese land so this is m i n e
      Indo: nop. Sriwijaya and majapahit. (Sriwijaya was in the 8th century and majapahit around 16th century iirc)

    • @pomegranade
      @pomegranade 4 года назад +5

      that taiwan thing is hilarious 😂

    • @agustiaraelakh3623
      @agustiaraelakh3623 4 года назад +2

      China: IDGAS

    • @JT-ru1ml
      @JT-ru1ml 4 года назад

      What is Taiwan there is only one China

    • @allenchung3993
      @allenchung3993 4 года назад

      @@khoado2060 Government in TW is suck

  • @Firecyyy
    @Firecyyy 4 года назад +43

    Poland: Cool international waters
    Poland Raids it
    China: I want
    South Korea: Me too!
    Japan: Mine now
    Bulgaria: Cool let me see
    Ukraine: Ok
    Panama: Ok then ill do it

    • @theunfunny421
      @theunfunny421 4 года назад +2

      Russian: *you have fall into my trap*

  • @adamdfc9809
    @adamdfc9809 5 лет назад +285

    South east asia: "So these are OUR maritime borders."
    China: Laughs in communism

    • @CCTV_1984
      @CCTV_1984 5 лет назад +1

      Adam DFC that's Our Sea Territory
      - international recognition sea of Francoria or The Rectangle Zone

    • @Wandrative
      @Wandrative 5 лет назад +26

      More like laughs in Sinocentric Confucianism, Taiwan is on board with it also.
      Further proof that China is the main problem of cancer, not really communism as itself.

    • @alexcorvuscazador5596
      @alexcorvuscazador5596 5 лет назад +7

      @@Wandrative No you are right, its just the thing that put its one party ruling system goverment there in the first place, absolutly no responsability at all.
      (Talking specifically about China here not any other country which are a discussion of their own,but yes I do agree just like Homer said it sounds good in theory(to some limited extent) )

    • @senkobread1215
      @senkobread1215 5 лет назад +1

      Vietnam is a communist and communist rebels in the philippines is rising

    • @bd8594
      @bd8594 5 лет назад +3

      Isn’t Vietnam a communist country?

  • @LogicA002
    @LogicA002 2 года назад +10

    I am from the Philippines and I was actually surprised to learn that it was not only China that wanted to take the Spratly Islands. Stay safe my Southeast brothers!

  • @pewpewdragon4483
    @pewpewdragon4483 5 лет назад +184

    World: You need land to claim EEZs
    China: * makes island *
    World: wait, that's illegal ._.

    • @arch455
      @arch455 5 лет назад +14

      also world:
      wait we have past maps that dont have those island in it

    • @gripen6512
      @gripen6512 4 года назад +3

      this seems legit😂

    • @theunfunny421
      @theunfunny421 4 года назад +2

      @@arch455 China : you are to dangerous to be left alive

    • @lokischeissmessiah5749
      @lokischeissmessiah5749 4 года назад +4

      Also the UN convention on the law of the sea literally says that the islands cannot be artificial and must be capable of sustaining human habitation by themselves. So yes. It is definitively illegal.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад

      ​@@lokischeissmessiah5749 Thar reminds me of one medditeranean "island" that got claimed by britain and italy before it sank again.
      At some point they had a diver with a flag on the underground peak "just in case" it breaks surface again.
      Or that rock owned by Ireland far off in the sea.

  • @Quintaner
    @Quintaner 5 лет назад +10

    You should go over the situation with the Caspian. That thing is very weird because of the fact that it’s historically been considered a sea but is geographically a lake

  • @E4439Qv5
    @E4439Qv5 4 года назад +14

    "The ocean is just an empty, flat, wasteland..."
    Me: _hmm, yes, the floor is made out of saltwater_

  • @moss8245
    @moss8245 3 года назад +24

    Brunei: This is mine
    Malaysia: Really?
    Phillipines: That's mine
    Vietnam: Is your name on it?
    China: 👁️🐽👁️

  • @nguynzinh2584
    @nguynzinh2584 5 лет назад +63

    Everyone: talking about Spratly Islands
    Meanwhile in the North...
    Paracel Islands: Why all of you always forget about me?

  • @discryptency
    @discryptency 5 лет назад +32

    Thank you so much for the video. This really helped to explain why China and the Philippines are continually at each other for the South China Sea(I know Malaysia and Brunei have part in it too, but I hear a lot of news between China and the Philippines)

  • @luke.b52
    @luke.b52 5 лет назад +104

    I like how he says "optimistic" when referring to the Chinese EEZ so he doesn't get banned in china haha

    • @richardj6531
      @richardj6531 4 года назад +21

      He refers Taiwan as a country, u think he would care about getting ban in China?

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 года назад +21

      youtube is banned in China altogether

    • @zhonghengliu2757
      @zhonghengliu2757 4 года назад +13

      Dude this whole website is banned in China. He just doesn't care.

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 2 года назад

      he doesn't want to anger the Chinese, not the country

    • @milesedgeworth2431
      @milesedgeworth2431 2 года назад

      social credit -15

  • @boojr0906
    @boojr0906 3 года назад +6

    I love your videos anyway that’s a fact, they are really intuitive and provide awesome content both entertaining and educational. But what I love the most is your transitions into the promotions. The password one here especially blew my head off before. Bravo.

  • @glenxoseph
    @glenxoseph 5 лет назад +23

    The claim of south china sea by China was published by the ROC government in 1947. It had 11 dashes, so it was called 11-dash line. After ROC fled to Taiwan and PRC controlled Chinese mainland, PRC kept ROC's claim, but the premier Zhou Enlai removed two dashes in the Gulf of Tonkin, because PRC and Vietnam has already made a more precise territory agreement there, so since then it's called 9-dash line. Sometimes it's called 10-dash line because of the dash added to include Taiwan.
    ROC is still keeping the 11-dash line as their territory claim. Neither ROC nor PRC have filed a formal and specifically defined claim to the area within the dashes, so it's a pretty vague claim.
    During international talks involving the Spratly islands, PRC and ROC have cooperated with each other since both have the same claims.

  • @anotheryoutuber2819
    @anotheryoutuber2819 4 года назад +37

    4:16-4:22 it rhymes as if it were a poem

  • @angrysocialist1553
    @angrysocialist1553 5 лет назад +57

    I wanna live in the middle of all that disputed area and declare it a country

    • @COYM_1908
      @COYM_1908 5 лет назад +37

      * Xi Jinping wants to know your location *

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 лет назад +10

      You'll get yeeted by all of those country

    • @markcalton6717
      @markcalton6717 5 лет назад +1

      Nope, my country owns the West Philippine Sea and our president is insistent on the ownership. You dont wanna face an army of 181000

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 5 лет назад +2

      Mark Calton and said army does not want to face however big China’s army is. But nobody wants to face the entire UN, so no armies will face off.

    • @99toyotacorolla
      @99toyotacorolla 5 лет назад +9

      @@markcalton6717 isnt Duterte basically selling his entire country to China and kisses Jinping's ass?

  • @apia46
    @apia46 3 года назад +7

    4:27 RLL out of context: "Fish, obviously, swim wherever they want, in and out of different parts of the ocean, and the non-russian fleets didn't really care."

  • @Edward_YT_WEC
    @Edward_YT_WEC 5 лет назад +70

    South China Sea / Spratly Islands: **Has undiscovered oil**
    USA: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw 5 лет назад +3

      Of all the countries wanting control of those islands you bring up one that doesn't?

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw 5 лет назад +2

      @L.K I get that, but it doesn't apply here. If the US had a small island in the vicinity and they tried to claim it then it works. This came across as blending the setup and punchline of two different jokes.

    • @Typhyr
      @Typhyr 5 лет назад +1

      Jason The US uses a thing called Proxy Politics, the US finds one country that will be their proxy, the proxy claims the territory, the US bcks the claim, the US gets the oil and the proxy gets some money in return

    • @cloudynitro
      @cloudynitro 5 лет назад

      @@jay_mw I don't want to be the "actually" gut but... Actually, the US has been active in those parts of the ocean by being a mediator among SEA countries and China.
      They even brought out a few of their destroyers there to secure them waters against China's bullying.
      We all know they are there just because they don't want the oil to go to China.

    • @UltimateAlgorithm
      @UltimateAlgorithm 5 лет назад

      @@joshuamatthews8326 US loves to intervenes other nations affairs. It is just in their DNA, especially when it is benefitting them. The difference between US and China is that China is more direct. While US covers their action to make them look good. But in terms of intervening other countries, US takes the cake.

  • @alnotbiggaytho7124
    @alnotbiggaytho7124 4 года назад +12

    Water: exists
    China: it's my continental shelf

  • @ilikedota5
    @ilikedota5 5 лет назад +25

    while taiwan's claims are legally identical to the prc's due to legal quirks, in reality, they are not tho. Not all maps discussing this even include Taiwan's claims, but Taiwan's de facto claims (ignoring the lack of recognition), are still ridiculously huge. I'm guessing they are thinking their chance of getting anything recognized is incredibly slim, so its go big or go home I guess.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 5 лет назад

      Well, both the PRC and the RC claim to be the legitimate government of all of China. It's no surprise that they claim the same territory.

    • @ilikedota5
      @ilikedota5 5 лет назад

      @@qwertyTRiG I don't think their claims are actually identical. Not sure because alot of maps don't list Taiwan's claims and/or some are confusing

    • @gabj6816
      @gabj6816 4 года назад

      why doesnt nuke the disputed sea so that no one will go for it at all

  • @chees8067
    @chees8067 3 года назад +35

    China: (starts claiming territories based on ancient historical claims)
    Mongolia: **gets up and stretches**
    Britain: **prepares to sing yakkos world**

  • @vanguard616
    @vanguard616 5 лет назад +14

    Me: *Has geography test tomorrow about the EEZ*
    RLL: *Uploads vid*
    Me: "Welp, time to study by procrastinating I guess..."

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 5 лет назад +1

      How'd your test go?

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 5 лет назад

      @@SupersuMC It went alright, dunno about the results yet, it normally takes a week

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 5 лет назад

      @@SupersuMC Update, I got a 14/20... which is around 70/100, Idk about US standards, maybe a B?

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 5 лет назад +82

    South east asia: "So these are our maritime borders."
    China: *_Laughs in Artificial Islands_*

    • @khurramzafar
      @khurramzafar 5 лет назад +1

      *Laughs in characters*

    • @Mario123007
      @Mario123007 5 лет назад

      At least 🇹🇼 Taiwan has the largest island in South China sea lol.

    • @czechslovakian
      @czechslovakian 5 лет назад

      Actually, under UN law, artificial islands do not count.

    • @kentershackle1329
      @kentershackle1329 5 лет назад

      @Alex Mercer
      Yes agreed, US congress aka USA does not rectify the UNCLOS..
      While every nation agreed on the 12Nautical mile seaborder. US thinks they are special, theirs should be more🤭.

    • @kentershackle1329
      @kentershackle1329 5 лет назад

      @Stephen Jenkins
      US dun really care, dosent it..?.
      With its Super Carriers ..its EEZ is all over the world.

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 4 года назад +8

    3:58 finally we get our revenge for the past several centuries of history

  • @prabhuz143
    @prabhuz143 4 года назад +40

    Poland be like: Gimme dat fish

  • @chainmbl4257
    @chainmbl4257 5 лет назад +33

    Philippines: Maybe we can share the spratly islands equally
    China: *No*

    • @connordrake5713
      @connordrake5713 5 лет назад +4

      That happened really. The Duterte Admin collaborate with China to explore the West Philippine Sea(internationally known as South China sea) in search for fossil fuel.
      The share is 60% for Philippines and 40% for China. I don't have any new news yet regarding that.

    • @wuyi6945
      @wuyi6945 4 года назад +1

      Viet nam: let me introduce myself

    • @three33three33
      @three33three33 4 года назад

      Well.. Duterte is the dumbest president the Philippines ever had.

    • @damnedcat13
      @damnedcat13 4 года назад

      @@three33three33 no

  • @raghavanpradeep9371
    @raghavanpradeep9371 3 года назад +4

    The Spratly Islands: Thank god we have independence
    Everyone else:Builds military bases on artificial islands

  • @malkius656
    @malkius656 3 года назад +11

    We dont really have problems with borders in southeast asia just like Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia that share close EEZ border. The only problem with China is that they militarized it thus gives us sense of danger.

  • @Adrian-ve5tv
    @Adrian-ve5tv 4 года назад +9

    Philippines' claim is probably the most legitimate

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 года назад

      Ahh because it looks like a stickman its funny its also right just extend it

  • @knightsljx
    @knightsljx 3 года назад +6

    UN: Everyone follow the 200 nautical mile rule and we'll all be fine
    Everyone: LOL

  • @SordMasta
    @SordMasta 4 года назад +29

    aah yes, the "International Law of the Sea"...
    *laughs in Chinese and Turkish!!*
    *cries in SouthEastAsian and Greek*

  • @glace8641
    @glace8641 4 года назад +10

    0:59 I prefer the term “the treaty of ver-seas”

  • @cinnamon5709
    @cinnamon5709 4 года назад +42

    Guys search "West Philippine sea" in Google!!!

    • @rikofebri627
      @rikofebri627 4 года назад +1

      North Natuna sea ?,south Vietnam sea ?,malahan sea ?

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 года назад +5

      SEA sea

    • @azissennin
      @azissennin 4 года назад

      @@ra_alf9467 WTF?!

    • @azissennin
      @azissennin 4 года назад +4

      @@ra_alf9467 south east Asia sea

    • @mikhailjessersantos5405
      @mikhailjessersantos5405 4 года назад +4

      @@phamnguyenminhquan It's West Philippines Sea

  • @erickreyes7902
    @erickreyes7902 4 года назад +8

    Brunei, Malaysia, Vietnam and Phillipines: WE WIN AS ONE!...
    China: SHI-SHE!...

  • @Gabstermi
    @Gabstermi 5 лет назад +11

    Me: Ok Philippines, China, Malaysia and Vietnam. How many islands do you really want?
    Them: *YES*

    • @ramraghavendra7178
      @ramraghavendra7178 3 года назад +1

      Singapore and Brunie:Why am i still here? just to suffer

  • @tengkualiff
    @tengkualiff 4 года назад +3

    Omg the fishing raiding parties are hilarious tbh

  • @foodieanimal1066
    @foodieanimal1066 4 года назад +1

    I have never watched an advert for so long.. An advert for Dashlane! Good documentary buddy.. (y)