THE CRAYON CRIMINAL STRIKES! | Timelord is MVP! (Among Us x Town of Salem)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2022
  • In this video I admit to the only thing I've stolen in my life...I then forgot about the Pink Crayon...and it melted in the back of car. Causing me to get doubled yelled at. Crime never pays
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Комментарии • 158

  • @forgotn42
    @forgotn42 Год назад +510

    I love how in less than 2 minutes Bonsai went from "I want to hire a therapist and tell them the most fucked up - BUT FAKE! - stuff" to "Chilled, as your therapist"
    I don't think that man has a medical license.

  • @thunderhammer7
    @thunderhammer7 Год назад +293

    Crayon criminal? Someone call the US Marine Corps. This is the perfect job for them.

    • @paulgolden2467
      @paulgolden2467 Год назад +28

      As long as we get paid with RED crayons. They are the best flavor.

    • @tommyshelby9418
      @tommyshelby9418 Год назад +18

      Not really cause they’ll eat the crayon more then use it

    • @BagOCheetos
      @BagOCheetos Месяц назад

      As an Army veteran I approve of this message. (Also, windows taste good.)

  • @Richard2h92
    @Richard2h92 Год назад +107

    Speedy doubling back just to say "Don't care" absolutely killed me

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly Год назад +147

    Chilled remembering a single crayon is surprisingly wholesome.

  • @Ilcka
    @Ilcka Год назад +261

    thing i thought chilled would say he stole: jessica's heart, someones role, yugi cards, the win from someone, candy from a baby, the souls of gingers....
    but not a pink crayon

    • @you_gullible_fucc
      @you_gullible_fucc Год назад +53

      A pink METALLIC crayon, let's not downplay the motive here

    • @abaddon2887
      @abaddon2887 Год назад +10

      Gingers don't have souls for Chilled to steal.

    • @josephmorse3089
      @josephmorse3089 Год назад +13

      @@abaddon2887 That's the joke: gingers don't have souls because Chilled stole them

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza Год назад +1

      Well I mean, he can’t steal our souls, we simply don’t have them!

  • @solomonharvey-batten8974
    @solomonharvey-batten8974 Год назад +84

    I almost spit out my food when Bonsai incriminated himself, holy Jesus!

  • @permanentking6096
    @permanentking6096 Год назад +433

    “Capitalist pig!” is the funniest thing I’ve heard Matt say ever

    • @Blackout_
      @Blackout_ Год назад +22

      I prefer anarchistic pigs over capitalistic pigs tbh.

    • @tommyshelby9418
      @tommyshelby9418 Год назад +2

      I just heard him say that as I read this

    • @yuvgotmel
      @yuvgotmel Год назад +5

      It’s so perfect. I was gonna say something like “Boomer therapy” but capitalist pig is better😂

    • @steeltywars1
      @steeltywars1 Год назад +1

      Communist Dog. You'll never take me alive. Remember the Alamo.

    • @kerbluffle
      @kerbluffle Год назад +6

      @@Blackout_ Anarchistic pigs that never die perhaps?

  • @DavidTriphon
    @DavidTriphon Год назад +113

    25:18 LMAO Chilled has a devil and an angel on each shoulder. the stereo audio makes it so much better.

  • @AlgebraSoup-qg6yc
    @AlgebraSoup-qg6yc Год назад +36

    Speedy: If only there were clues to help us solve this mystery
    Chilled: Definitely a whisperer and idk... these kills are kinda funky.
    Speedy: like maybe the killer was alive in the 70s kinda funky?
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nater9178
    @nater9178 Год назад +21

    Thanks to Bonsai, I will now question all future cuts: “I wonder if that cut was cause they were talking about something illegal…”

  • @matthewbrooks5470
    @matthewbrooks5470 Год назад +86

    17:55 I'm pretty sure, if I'm recalling Jeremy's perspective correctly, that he got all of those converts at once

    • @jtjpro13
      @jtjpro13 Год назад +17

      The only one he didn't get in his blast radius was Tay, who was perfectly the Survivor.

    • @unknownperson8527
      @unknownperson8527 Год назад +6

      They tweaked the settings for that so they made it 5% at the end again

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander Год назад +27

    Literally the mode where you have to throw yourself under the bus the protect the Whisperer.

    • @jamalljordan2022
      @jamalljordan2022 Год назад +7

      Fairy certain necromancer as well if the og converter dies I believe all minions die as well.

  • @HeyLetsDoAThing
    @HeyLetsDoAThing Год назад +58

    I can't believe you put the Bonsai's actual real life crime in the first 10 minutes of the video. It's a bold move for your friendship, Chilled, but I believe you can weather the storm.

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 Год назад

      Are you sure it wasn't a joke?

  • @unzilesmail4728
    @unzilesmail4728 Год назад +32

    Speedy in that last round running by and saying "Don't care!" Is too good lmao

  • @fairyqueen281724
    @fairyqueen281724 Год назад +10

    25:29 you could hear the dead telling chilled to kill junkyard literally 😂😂

  • @nolansykinsley3734
    @nolansykinsley3734 Год назад +22

    Lol @ Bonsai's "I've been stealing catalytic converters from Teslas in San Francisco >.

  • @matthewbrooks5470
    @matthewbrooks5470 Год назад +44

    1:36 That was the right answer, but I wasn't expecting Matt to be the one to say it

  • @scp2539
    @scp2539 Год назад +24

    1:40 this is the most boomer thing ive heard junk say.

  • @zebracafeVODS
    @zebracafeVODS Год назад +19

    Chilled: "When I think of a putz, I think of myself if I'm being honest"
    Putz Definition: Noun; a stupid or worthless person
    Verb; Engaging in inconsequential or unproductive activity
    Uh... It may be time for Chilled to SERIOUSLY think about therapy >.>
    Edit: Apparently it can ALSO mean "a penis"

  • @SameM1stakes
    @SameM1stakes Год назад +40

    I don't see Junk in the credits here, how could you forget his sacrifice?

  • @jeremyhubbard2908
    @jeremyhubbard2908 Год назад +16

    It's funny though, literally everytime Chilled streams/plays Among Us without proxy chat on. It's basically a therapy session for the chat and viewers with how much he talks. He basically says the most outlandish things as well.

  • @solidmoon8266
    @solidmoon8266 Год назад +8

    I love how Jackie just full sent on the Time Lord squad that scuffed the whole game with 1 rewind.

  • @MrDoyle-ky4he
    @MrDoyle-ky4he Год назад +11

    1:34 Axialmatt with that fucking killer timing XD

  • @Katbeanies
    @Katbeanies Год назад +20

    That first round during the timelord game was amazing, holy shit.

  • @itani-gaming2480
    @itani-gaming2480 Год назад +25

    thank you for posting today, king. i just got laid off and unsure how the next couple weeks/few months are gonna look and this just helps a bit.

    • @johnygotapseudonym
      @johnygotapseudonym Год назад

      'thank you for posting king. i just got laid' it started so well!

  • @DropDeadMaxxi
    @DropDeadMaxxi Год назад +8

    therapy is expensive, which is why people who dont make a lot should look for therapy offices on a slide-scale budget, which means you make less you pay less, you make more you pay more. It’s a percentage based on your payment.

  • @Alonsos305
    @Alonsos305 Год назад +11

    56:00 speedy kills me XD

    • @xanderdaqueer3420
      @xanderdaqueer3420 Год назад +2

      “doNT CARE!” the double back then the continuing on

  • @jackpabich763
    @jackpabich763 Год назад +3

    The fact Sean just ratted Travis and himself out like that... Truly chaotic energy

  • @JustEdgeOfficial
    @JustEdgeOfficial Год назад +1

    25:20 - the back-and-forth "kill him, chilled!"s from the dead people jsdklfj

  • @davemest1747
    @davemest1747 Год назад +4

    When Chilled clapped his hands after that Imposter and you know it song made me laugh, hard😂

  • @NACentDSTM
    @NACentDSTM Год назад +3

    9:25 not chilled pulling a “stalling who me?,stalling ?“ “you think I’m stalling ?” Lol

  • @aaronsullivan3174
    @aaronsullivan3174 Год назад +5

    15:35 I'm reminded of that one quote about fruit cake:
    "Fruit? Good. Cake? Good. *Fruitcake? Crap.*"
    Same concept, but the fruit is now crab XD

  • @TheWykedKara
    @TheWykedKara Год назад +10

    the funny thing is the crab cake analogy was used on me as a kid with a food I claimed I thought was nasty

  • @SunflowerVibess
    @SunflowerVibess Год назад +5

    i have a new found respect for Chilled now that i've learned he likes Lynyrd Skynyrd. My all time fav band, got to see them in concert back in 2019 and it was AMAZING

  • @valdirbruxeljunior
    @valdirbruxeljunior Год назад +4

    39:00 little did Junk know…he would NOT be in the credits

  • @DaemonMunkir
    @DaemonMunkir Год назад +1

    "If I could? If I could. Oh, if I could."

  • @unzilesmail4728
    @unzilesmail4728 Год назад +3

    Bonsai is fucking hilarious lol

  • @alexrourke3166
    @alexrourke3166 Год назад +3

    Matt yelling out capitalist pig had me rolling

  • @FFKING1140
    @FFKING1140 Год назад +16

    8:30 trading answers for SATs isn't illegal, its just cheating

    • @arkaedra5074
      @arkaedra5074 Год назад +28

      Don’t think that’s what he meant… the bonsais are identical triplets- I think he’s implying they swapped tests/classrooms

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 Год назад +2

      @@arkaedra5074 wait is there three of them? I thought there was two

    • @arkaedra5074
      @arkaedra5074 Год назад +4

      @@maysee2515 So did most of their group lol! During their recent minecraft video, they dropped that there was a third, one who doesnt stream but does game design and mixes with the other two for group games

  • @pickengduck
    @pickengduck Год назад +4

    This is so wild because I literally stole a hot pink crayon that I loved when I was 5, my mom found it and made me bring it back and apologize. It's the only thing I've ever stolen because I was so ashamed haha.

  • @Arrek8585
    @Arrek8585 Год назад +13

    Never stole a thing after that.... Looks at Minecraft videos and Mariokart 1st place thefts......
    Right.....

  • @lvx_rose
    @lvx_rose Год назад +5

    Such a great Timelord round 🤣

  • @anubispup4760
    @anubispup4760 Год назад +6

    I used to be a little klepto child. I remember ecerything I've ever stolen, how I did it, who I stole from, when, and where. It's been 12 years since I've stolen anything and I still feel the regret, remorse, and guilt over it.

  • @shimeraleader
    @shimeraleader Год назад +8

    Words can't describe how much Chilled's new skin make me need therapy...

  • @MaybeMeMaybeNot
    @MaybeMeMaybeNot 6 месяцев назад

    Matt calling Junk a capitalist pig will forever be my favorite "catch this vote" moment

  • @Waffl3B1T
    @Waffl3B1T Год назад +17

    Chilled is still a sussy bean

  • @bhsr_
    @bhsr_ Год назад +6

    Junk’s not even linked in the video description smh my head

  • @FriedGames
    @FriedGames Год назад +2

    17:15 Yep... that's Bait Fooya. LOL

  • @CaelumTheChisel
    @CaelumTheChisel Год назад +7

    Saddest moment "when I think putz I think of me" chilled-2022
    Putz - a stupid or worthless person 😢😢

  • @sse_weston4138
    @sse_weston4138 Год назад +1

    Ah was wondering when the SAT fiasco was gunna come up here lol

  • @bugmoon1939
    @bugmoon1939 Год назад +26

    When the playlist is sus:

  • @vaishaliaggarwal8458
    @vaishaliaggarwal8458 Год назад +2

    Nice credit game in the last for junkyard 😂😂😂

  • @Tuskafel_Clever
    @Tuskafel_Clever Год назад

    "We're all old, we're all 90's" me '83 >.> Yeah ok. Get em Junkyard!

  • @Dragonsofchaos852
    @Dragonsofchaos852 Год назад +1

    55:55 untill 56:35 *Bursts out laughing.* Damn, speedy that's cold as hell! XD

  • @halvarianknight4477
    @halvarianknight4477 Год назад +1

    When the therapist starts confessing to their patient.

  • @TheLocomono9
    @TheLocomono9 Год назад +2

    You’re in love with death? Have you learned nothing from thanos?

  • @Palidine4M0O
    @Palidine4M0O Год назад +3

    The gd backstabbing of junk with shitty clues and speedy just Not Getting It until way way into the meeting .... XD XD XD

  • @Nissis
    @Nissis Год назад +4

    I was hoping to see Junk in the video description, aka "the credits."

  • @crossfire2045
    @crossfire2045 Год назад +1

    Crab with a butter sauce is delicious.

  • @lukasberman6963
    @lukasberman6963 Год назад

    its so much better when they talk entire game

  • @bpshark
    @bpshark Год назад

    the absolute pain i felt when you said 'lie-nard sky-nard'

  • @D0ppleganger36
    @D0ppleganger36 Год назад +1

    8:31 i looked it up, not a crime just willl get you in trouble

  • @BartholomewBingleton
    @BartholomewBingleton Год назад

    This vid was just a barrage of random full 2 minute meetings

  • @jonmcman9866
    @jonmcman9866 Год назад +17

    Hmm

  • @TheGodlyChair
    @TheGodlyChair Год назад +1

    8:18 Bonsai incriminating himself

  • @ManaTheMatch
    @ManaTheMatch Год назад +5

    Damn, playlist gang really do be getting these early

  • @illogicalbear6200
    @illogicalbear6200 Год назад +8

    It's okay to call someone a Schmuck. You should never call someone a Putz, unless you hate them. Schmuck can have friendly connotations, Putz does not.

  • @ThSadomasohista
    @ThSadomasohista Год назад

    Chilled talking about only ever stealing one thing, and here I am, realising that I stole so much stuff I can't even attempt to estimate how much there was.

  • @merlinthewizard3221
    @merlinthewizard3221 Год назад

    5-6 in the church's kids room I remember only one day, it was the day we were given crayons to draw with and we had pretzel snacks, essentially I like to eat fast, so I had a strong single chew on a brown crayon when I wasn't paying attention

  • @RogueGrabacr
    @RogueGrabacr Год назад

    22:34 the way he said the band's name even if for copyright reasons... I wanted to headbutt my wall. Otherwise, a good session to watch chilled!

  • @zerobolt9506
    @zerobolt9506 Год назад

    Could you imagine if Snitch was in this game mode as a non converted role, the chaos that would happen if they got done their tasks 🤔🤣

  • @Xenotric
    @Xenotric Год назад

    Chilled puts holes in puppies?! :O

  • @2ez2blazy
    @2ez2blazy Год назад +1

    I like this game mode variation. The problem is all of these people are streamers, needing to create content. That makes everyone super eager to be converted, eager to reveal their roles.

  • @HIPHOPCHIPMUNK100
    @HIPHOPCHIPMUNK100 Год назад +2

    Haven't finished watching but I hope junk is in the credits

  • @latre360
    @latre360 Год назад +1

    😂Tesla’s don’t have catalytic converter because they’re electric 😂😂

  • @jasmine9581
    @jasmine9581 Год назад

    8:25 AY YO CUT THAT OUT

  • @Glazdon
    @Glazdon Год назад +1

    Shit, I grew up in Maryland. I'll pay *you* to let me eat crab 🦀

  • @RedCommunistPanda
    @RedCommunistPanda Год назад +1

    Junk didn't get his credit. :(

  • @allic5667
    @allic5667 Год назад +1

    I stole a hot pink crayola marker when I was 5 cause my pack didn't have one either

  • @theeebeees
    @theeebeees Год назад

    Day 250 of reminding chilly he's amazing, loved, appreciated, unique and awesome!

  • @hellspawn3200
    @hellspawn3200 Год назад

    Saying a bunch of insane stuff is the way you get involuntarily committed. I think that the necromancer should be able to convert anyone but all the ppl die when they get voted, and the whispere should be limited in who the convert but when the whisperer gets voted another evil becomes it. Basically it's just the same impostor gameplay.

  • @abaddon2887
    @abaddon2887 Год назад +1

    Odd Comment of the Day: I open Chilleds twitch to fall asleep to his voice every night.

  • @TheRaccoonOverlord
    @TheRaccoonOverlord Год назад

    Therapy sessions can cost between 30 to 50 depending on insurance and the office, get ya help and give up your wallet

  • @AndrewArts
    @AndrewArts Год назад

    Wish this mode had a Jester, would be funny

  • @Biomechanic2010
    @Biomechanic2010 Год назад +4

    Yknow, one day, months ago now, I stopped getting ireptar videos suggested and I never noticed until now

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret Год назад

      Yeah. He deleted his channels. I think in September maybe? I remember seeing him streaming around then while I was watching Slime Rancher 2 on Twitch.

    • @akaviral5476
      @akaviral5476 Год назад +3

      He did some really heinous things that came to light, admitted to them, then disappeared. Better than apologizing and hoping for forgiveness, would rather never see his name again

    • @WaterAndEarthGirl
      @WaterAndEarthGirl Год назад

      Yeahhh, there's kind of a reason for that. There's a doc that's like a compilation of everything he did. I believe there's a tweet on Jay's account (JayOnTwitter I think it was?) on November... 9th? That has a link to it, if you wanna know the details, but to make a very long story very short:
      He was in relationships with, and consequently cheating on, multiple women, and also abusing his power as a streamer in the process. Also, one of them was 17. Technically legal but uh, literally no one cared about that and for good reason.
      He's an asshole, basically. A massive one.

    • @Biomechanic2010
      @Biomechanic2010 Год назад +1

      Holy moley. Wow that is awful. Thanks for taking the time to speak it out for me

    • @WaterAndEarthGirl
      @WaterAndEarthGirl Год назад +2

      @@Biomechanic2010 It's no trouble. I know the info's kinda hidden away because he deleted/privated all his socials and stuff, so if I see someone asking, I'll generally try to fill them in.

  • @LordThomasPassion
    @LordThomasPassion Год назад +2

    Don't forget that the true problem isn't capitalism, it's Corporatism and Celebrity worship/Classism.

  • @kylerivera3470
    @kylerivera3470 Год назад +2

    Wasn't the Necromancer round in a previous video already? I might have just seen it from Ze's perspective though.

  • @Eli-uu4vt
    @Eli-uu4vt Год назад

    Putz is actually a Yiddish word that means "Jerk" or "Dick".

  • @Epilogue-
    @Epilogue- Год назад +3

    Myatt

  • @FriedGames
    @FriedGames Год назад

    54:16 Sorry! Wrong game! ROFL!!!

  • @xogmaster
    @xogmaster Год назад

    1:04 censors 'bastard' 1:53 doesn't censor f-word :P

  • @mcconnell873827
    @mcconnell873827 Год назад

    Junk not in the description

  • @SvenZenith
    @SvenZenith Год назад

    hmm

  • @yamahakid450f
    @yamahakid450f Год назад

    It wouldn't shock me if one day we were to find out Vikram gives those odd speeches about life and wings (that's all I caught) before slice and dicing tied up victims.. and I don't mean in 'Among Us'.

  • @CosmicGoku529
    @CosmicGoku529 Год назад

    Tay's eyeball is kind of freaking me out a little. Anyone else feeling that? And of course it's bloodshot.

  • @rosiethereaper299
    @rosiethereaper299 Год назад

    Chilled putz means stupid or worthless not clumsy please don't call yourself it

  • @00Discourse00
    @00Discourse00 Год назад

    Skin-nerd

  • @jrodcollections3764
    @jrodcollections3764 Год назад

    Cuba and Venezuela are cringing

  • @BlueWingKing
    @BlueWingKing Год назад +3

    I don't know how or why but the crab cake skin genuinly makes the viewer experience worse. please may there be a new one soon.

    • @skorpiongod
      @skorpiongod Год назад +7

      Its beautiful, how dare you

    • @Bunnyowo69
      @Bunnyowo69 Год назад +2

      Being picky about amogus skins? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

  • @RedRandom23
    @RedRandom23 Год назад

    He's not wrong therapy is very expensive they care more about money than about your feelings trust me, it's better if you're over the age of 21 to have some drinks and talk to your closest friends and some will say talk to your family no it may or may not work The only ones that really understand you is your very very very close friends your best friends or your best girlfriends look for someone who understands you who knows you who's been there from thick and thin the good and the bad therapist they only want money from you Tell me I'm wrong.