The term "Piss Poor" comes from being so poor from not having a job your family urinated in a bucket and sold it to the leather tanneries. If you where unlucky enough to not afford a bucket you where that poor "You Didn't Have A Pot Too Piss In"
I actually saw this is that funny comedy show Plebs..during Roman times...I don't recall them using the phrase but they were poor, running a bar and selling the urine for that. haha, piss is also great for your garden
Most people never leave their zip code yet they have such strong opinions of other countries/cultures good or bad. My favorite country has to be Austria because of the architecture, musems, people, culture, language but the scenery is so beautiful. For adopting what works best in a meritocratic economy/society ; Singapore. My least: Afghanistan. For all the things you said.
@@abrammedrano4392 Nice. The architecture there is nice especially the pre hispanic sites. I went to the exact location where Moctezuma and Cortes met and the to the pyramids outside of Mexico City.
The Crew was having a great time at around 4 hours into this 5 hour long Podcast, this was a great episode and Jamie begins to plays Freebird Live at the guitar 🎸 solo the boys are jammin and Jamie starts using a really cool fade effect from each of their cameras into the next guys and its looks so cool. Watching thos thing stoned was a really good time. Another great Protect Our Parks Episode, what a great time.
In the 1950s my Irish immigrant grandfather to Glasgow in Scotland, could not get a job because of discrimination, he would sweep horse manure from the streets to sell as fertiliser and collect sticks to bundle sell as firestarters. Yes fireplaces were still the primary way to heat your home until smogs caused health scares and new fireplaces were banned, horses were still well used in the UK for deliveries until the 1960s when cars became affordable for working people. The tenement block of flats my mother lived in had 1 communal bathroom per floor and that was lucky, others only had outhouses outside. It really wasn't that long ago, still in living memoriy.
The interesting thing is, apparently people out in the countryside and villages were living healthier lives than many of the royalty simply because they were doing labour and keeping fit, whereas kings were gluttonous and suffering with health issues due to over indulgence. Even the poor people in the countryside were living on fresh caught fish and foraged ingredients.
Yeah they had the ability, to pick and choose what they offered up. "Terrible yield again royal messenger" as they fork down all the good fresh fish and crops
I am not sure how accurate this is. Many peasants suffered malnutrition and many foods with the best nutrition value was for nobles, like the finest meats, different fruits etc. Further, up until the 1400s, male nobles who were not destined to the clergy almost all were competent warriors who were expected to fight in battles, often at the front lines.
Joe needs to have these guys on more often i love their vibe & chemistry. i can listen to them talk about anything and make dry jokes about it, they're funny lol
@@bennypit4411 criminally bad take. He has clever word play and dead pan delivery because he isn’t even trying. Just saying the first thing on his mind
There was an educational game back in the 90s called "Buried in Time" that was based on this premise. You were in a suit that allowed you to travel in time where you were invisible to everyone (or thing) around you. You could not interact with your surroundings but observe and had to answer questions to move forward.
Indeed. Always blown away by the material complaints. My second electric bill at my second place was zero dollars and I have none of these electronic subscriptions that drain ppl and I will walk to the store and cook my food.
People bathed all the time back in the medieval times. It's a common misconception. Believe it or not, people, even back then, liked to smell good, and not like shit. And people think the average life expectancy was like 15 years old, which is another misconception. Thats taking infant mortallity into account, babies and children died very often, but if you made it to adult hood there was a good chance you could live into your 60s or higher.
It's a different kind of washing. Like a wet rag on a stick. They would clean their sweaty parts sometimes multiple times a day, because no anti perspirant and hard manual labor for most jobs. They didn't stand in a shower for 10 minutes getting blasted by hot water and powerful soaps. They also did cover up with incredibly powerful perfumes.
Love the frequent protect our parks episodes, always super entertaining with plenty of interesting and funny topics. Looking forward to watching the full episode!
Ancient Rome had dozens of fountains and baths. They had indoor plumbing and sewage systems sending waste away from the city, all of which were not seen until the dawn of the 1900 century
There were other kingdoms that also bathed often and had plumbing before 19th century. Mesoamericans (Azteca, Purepecha) washed often, as did many Muslim kingdoms through the Middle Ages.
@AztecUnshaven I have seen no evidence of this. Indoor plumbing for all residents and sewage systems? Ok.. Can you provide a web link/video to a credible source?
@@AztecUnshavenshout out to our boy Nezahualcoyotl, the warrior architect who was hunted from childhood until he raised an army to regain tenochtitlan and texcoco. His sky baths are still insane to see
I saw that bud light and was what took me to the comment section lol. I thought they were done and that basically EVERYONE had refused to drink. Cheap joe lol
When I am able to backpack, or even car camp, is when the reality of modern civilization hits home. It's good to remember how blessed we are, at least in modernized countries. Flip a switch and a light comes on, turn a faucet for water, push a handle to flush, turn a knob to cook. On the flip side, it's sometimes relaxing to be out of cell phone range for a week.
I do love trekking out, and camping with what i can carry on my back. But knowing that i can go home at some point, makes it easier. If I had to live out there, for the rest of my life, my life would not be very long, I imagine.
This is especially true if you ever go winter camping. I love it. Makes me reflect on how easy life has become. We cannot forget how good we have it, and how hard it was for generations before us.
When studying Shakespearean acting we did a deep dive into the everyday life of an average person back then. It was brutal. No amount of incense or perfumed hankerchiefs would help.
Something like 50% of children never made it to age 2. Women dying in childbirth happened all the time. Men dying in a war or mine happened all the time.
The battle of himera The Carthaginian invasion of Sicily when the tyrant Dionysius lead Syracuse The festival of Zeus in akragas after the temple of Zeus was built there.
One detail many lose perspective on: Written history is exactly that; an account of events past by people of a bygone era. Those are people with the similar biases, agendas, and prejudices that exist today.
@@NasiCampur.Haha no. Just because you have siri doesn't make you or I any better. The abundance of misinformation that exists today stumps even our best and brightest minds from finding the truth. More doesn't equal better.
I'd go back to the golden era of piracy. Must be amazing to watch a ship attacking another and seeing those iconic characters like Edward Teach, Charles Vane, Henry Morgan, etc.
Most piracy was rather dull. It was mostly merchants meekly giving up their goods without a fight. If pirates found themselves fighting proper Royal or Spanish ships they might get off a broadside or two before they were absolutely destroyed
@@marc-etiennemercier6584quality of life in those days was horrible. Everyone was getting robbed constantly and most governments were feifdoms or colonies.
You really found something Mark Normand said funny.... Well I guess there's that one guy that does. He's Annoying as heII and tries too damn hard, replace him with Theo.
Donner party took the Hastings Cutoff across the Great Salt Lake desert instead of the CA/OR trail route around the north side of the GSL. Horses were OK, but wagons sank into the sand. They lost enough time to die in the Sierra.
Instances of filth like this during the Middle Ages were regional and not widespread. The average peasant's home had a wash tub that was used every day and human waste was taken out of town. It was illegal to throw waste into the streets like is popularized in the media.
Yup, it was bad back then but to act like people didn't bath and were super filthy is also a misconception too. History is very nuanced but gets painted over with a broad brush
Well, about the Donner party. The party was going over late in the season, but they did plan for it. They had food stashed at the emergency camp. THe problem was the huge snow drifts made it impossible to find the food just a few hundred feet outside the cabin. Lots went out, and they got lost and died looking for the food that was just outside. Those were the people they ate.
@@longiniusspear4565they did have 2 native guides, and they did eat them first. The guides were the ones that cautioned against taking the shortcut, Hastings Cutoff, which was brand new and hadn’t even been blazed yet.
I think of the hand-to-hand combat in the past. Looking at a screaming grown man in his eyes only 4 feet away from you with the intent to land his sword through your shoulder, and not only the nerves of that but now you gotta kill the bastard too! While avoiding even a shin cut or your dead.
I wouldn’t want to get shot either, but hand to hand combat is something else. Absolutely brutal. I’m sure it looked nothing like hollywoods portrayals of it.
@@mplslawnguy3389 Also how it was all about numbers of men. The moment it becomes clear the fight is turning to one side advantage, the losing side is routed and starts running for their lives, fall behind and you're just cut down.
Hey Joe and Family, thanks for the content. I really love this , and would love to see some more conversations and facts of our past. Thank you again for the time and effert you all strive to share. Thanks for being honest and yourself, its hard to find a podcast that is so accepting.
Watching the Pod on Spotify, at 4hrs 9mins in and Jamie is Rockin Lynard Skynard and he's using the "fading images effect" of their different cameras into the next person is so cool 😎 that and the song choice they're all ROCKIN it's so cool to watch, everyone including me was having a great time. This was 1 of the best eps and at over 5 hours 1 of the longest eps ever, VERY COOL. #protectourparks9 TheJreonspotifyep2030awesome
The mud during the Marie Antoinette era, in France was so putrid that if a dress or garment would drag on the ground, it would erode within hours from the acid coming from the manure accumulating on the ground.
I would love to see Mozart and Beethoven conduct live!!!!! Would love to see musical performances of the past. Seeing The Doors live would be cool too.
I feel like if Shane was a closer friend to Joe, Joe would be forcing Shane on some crazy exercise regimen and getting him into the NFL. Shane just has that dog in him.
I would just go to present day north sentinel island, but in an iron man suit. I would wait out their attacks until they realise the iron man suit is untouchable, just to see what their next move would be. Would they run and hide or would they bow down believing it was a god of some sort
@@CaptainTodger69 nah not worship, it needs to be them specifically to witness what they are like with the vague knowledge of the outside world existing but in modern time. See how they conceptualise the world outside, what they know and what creation myths they have created
when i was in London, i saw this dude who literally smelt of rotten cheese and shyt. Only time in my short 30 odd years on this planet i was ever disgusted purely by odor
He’s brilliant. I saw him live a few months ago and literally everything he said killed. There was almost no breathing in between his jokes, he was just rattling them off like a machine gun. Crowd was losing it
The Donner party we’re just one of many pioneers in covered wagon times. Most of which went by the Oregon Trail going out West. Well the Donner party sought to go through the Sierra Nevada mountains thinking it was a short cut and take less miles off the trip, but it in fact added 300 or so extra miles. Not to mention the elevation. Hence they became bogged down in snow and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive.
As a plumber I have seen houses full out shit. A first floor apartment in a high rise building tenants was a snow bird. So New York summer Florida winter. He was gone and the building line stopped up and he had six months of feces in his apartment almost a foot thick 😂
Yeah I'd need to the biggest events take place. The only think I'd care about seeing involving humans would be seeing them build the great pyramid...but I'm not sure how many days I'd need for that. haha okay I might exchange that to see the Roswell crash debris Honestly I'd be too damn scared to watch an asteroid blow up Earth from a bubble, but I'd definitely want to see Tyrannosaurus fighting a Triceratops or the largest saurapods doing their thing. I hear that Tyrannosaurus actually hunted Alamosaurus..imagine having front seats to that. Decisions, decisions...
The romans came to england about 2k years ago (dont quote me exactly) and brought with them the aqua system and sanitary crapping......after they got kicked out the english went back to crapping off the edge of castles into the river.......for about another 500 years! 🤔
They need to look into the details of life for the working class in London around the mid-1800’s. I remember reading some of the disgusting conditions and some outrageously low life expectancy.
The low life expectancy was mostly lower in average because of infant/childhood mortality rates. Infants and children had higher death rates back in the pre-victorian era which threw the average off, once people got past childhood their life expectancy actually raised substantially
0:50 Joe starts describing The Watchers from Marvel Comics. They watch, or we are them, and we narrate/observe as the stories go on; completely outside, and only watching.
The term "Piss Poor" comes from being so poor from not having a job your family urinated in a bucket and sold it to the leather tanneries. If you where unlucky enough to not afford a bucket you where that poor "You Didn't Have A Pot Too Piss In"
Thank you for that. I found that very interesting.
I actually saw this is that funny comedy show Plebs..during Roman times...I don't recall them using the phrase but they were poor, running a bar and selling the urine for that. haha, piss is also great for your garden
Don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
42 years I’ve never even thought about the origins of that term, lol. Very interesting, thank you!
@@joannstonebarger3545 Mmmm, indubitably.
I thought Ari was Paul Stamets at first 😂
Well it is that time of year after all!
🍄 🤣🍄
Fucking same! 😂
Thought he was Cat Stevens
Haha ya
The amount of detail Joe goes into explaining how you are present in that time and space is hilarious 😂 we get it Joe.
yes. but his friends don't get that. they keep asking dumb questions by finding loopholes in his hypothetical scenarios
Read the comments, plenty of people listening didn't understand
it's what happens EVEYTIME a dumb guy smokes weed
The way Joe talks about Coffin boats from ireland as if it taken a few months when in reality taken 2 years due to NewYork plague quarantine policy
@@abhishek_jarali that’s what you call a conversation with friends.
That "Jackpot" hit diffffffferent
huh..? youre weird bud,
People today can’t fathom how unbelievably privileged they are, if we traveled back in time we’d be absolutely screwed
Most people never leave their zip code yet they have such strong opinions of other countries/cultures good or bad. My favorite country has to be Austria because of the architecture, musems, people, culture, language but the scenery is so beautiful. For adopting what works best in a meritocratic economy/society ; Singapore.
My least: Afghanistan. For all the things you said.
@@rh81454my favorite is Mexico...the food and beer.
@@abrammedrano4392 Nice. The architecture there is nice especially the pre hispanic sites. I went to the exact location where Moctezuma and Cortes met and the to the pyramids outside of Mexico City.
@@rh81454 yes those are very impressive to say the least.
@@rh81454amazing
Imagine going back to the "middle ages" and finding out its nothing like whats written in history.
Why? Lol
history is written by the victors
@@Interestinguiniyyah Because you shouldn't believe everything youre told.
@@kendarsin no problem. But why is your imagination more reliable than historical records?
@@thatroonstboi6231 that's why there's a thing called historiography
The Crew was having a great time at around 4 hours into this 5 hour long Podcast, this was a great episode and Jamie begins to plays Freebird Live at the guitar 🎸 solo the boys are jammin and Jamie starts using a really cool fade effect from each of their cameras into the next guys and its looks so cool. Watching thos thing stoned was a really good time. Another great Protect Our Parks Episode, what a great time.
In the 1950s my Irish immigrant grandfather to Glasgow in Scotland, could not get a job because of discrimination, he would sweep horse manure from the streets to sell as fertiliser and collect sticks to bundle sell as firestarters. Yes fireplaces were still the primary way to heat your home until smogs caused health scares and new fireplaces were banned, horses were still well used in the UK for deliveries until the 1960s when cars became affordable for working people. The tenement block of flats my mother lived in had 1 communal bathroom per floor and that was lucky, others only had outhouses outside. It really wasn't that long ago, still in living memoriy.
Meanwhile, Ari Shaffir looks like he just time-warped from the medieval ages with only 3 baths in his life.
ha! Sand Sloth!
Thank you for the😂😂comment
thats Ari??! I didn't even recognize him lmao
Beards are fckn disgusting,to look at someone's bearded face is the same as looking to a hairy butth*le.
You're not wrong.
The interesting thing is, apparently people out in the countryside and villages were living healthier lives than many of the royalty simply because they were doing labour and keeping fit, whereas kings were gluttonous and suffering with health issues due to over indulgence. Even the poor people in the countryside were living on fresh caught fish and foraged ingredients.
Yeah they had the ability, to pick and choose what they offered up.
"Terrible yield again royal messenger" as they fork down all the good fresh fish and crops
I am not sure how accurate this is. Many peasants suffered malnutrition and many foods with the best nutrition value was for nobles, like the finest meats, different fruits etc. Further, up until the 1400s, male nobles who were not destined to the clergy almost all were competent warriors who were expected to fight in battles, often at the front lines.
Kind of like today.
I see someone watched Modern History TV's video lol
Their health issues were from being inbred
Joe needs to have these guys on more often i love their vibe & chemistry. i can listen to them talk about anything and make dry jokes about it, they're funny lol
This is their 9th episode together
Except Mark Normand. Tries too damn hard and just isn't funny. He might get a one liner here and there but 95% of the time he's just annoying as heII.
@@bennypit4411 criminally bad take. He has clever word play and dead pan delivery because he isn’t even trying. Just saying the first thing on his mind
@@lukejaeger47need 9 more
sounds like a you problem@@bennypit4411
There was an educational game back in the 90s called "Buried in Time" that was based on this premise. You were in a suit that allowed you to travel in time where you were invisible to everyone (or thing) around you. You could not interact with your surroundings but observe and had to answer questions to move forward.
“men are philosophical about bullshit” - patrice o’neal (rip)
man was truly ahead of the times
I will always upvote Patrice quotes no matter the context.
@@bap9416 this ain't reddit
"Sacagawea? Sack lunch." Mark Normand
Sack lunch lol. I hate his puns but love his commitment. Someone needs to make a compilation of every single one
W to Jamie for the production, the split screens was excellent, and then going back and forth with everyone's reaction on the guitar song. W episode.
It’s amazing how extravagant of a society we live in, yet have no awareness of it. Truly blessed
People are spoiled as hell.
Indeed. Always blown away by the material complaints. My second electric bill at my second place was zero dollars and I have none of these electronic subscriptions that drain ppl and I will walk to the store and cook my food.
For now.
A week’s holiday in any african city outside of the city’s centre will soon show you how good things are in most of the world…..
Ignorance is bliss.
Joe's like a prison pod boss amongst his friends
He's an "Orderly" in the Assylum. 😂
This is my absolute favourite combination of people on a podcast ever and it’s 5h! Let’s gooo
People bathed all the time back in the medieval times. It's a common misconception. Believe it or not, people, even back then, liked to smell good, and not like shit.
And people think the average life expectancy was like 15 years old, which is another misconception. Thats taking infant mortallity into account, babies and children died very often, but if you made it to adult hood there was a good chance you could live into your 60s or higher.
It's a different kind of washing. Like a wet rag on a stick. They would clean their sweaty parts sometimes multiple times a day, because no anti perspirant and hard manual labor for most jobs. They didn't stand in a shower for 10 minutes getting blasted by hot water and powerful soaps. They also did cover up with incredibly powerful perfumes.
Love the frequent protect our parks episodes, always super entertaining with plenty of interesting and funny topics. Looking forward to watching the full episode!
Could do without Mark Normand, annoying as heII trying to be funny.
Bro mark is funny af
@@bennypit4411i think that about ari lol
@@AngelinaDaRoseI like mark but he’s a lot
Ancient Rome had dozens of fountains and baths. They had indoor plumbing and sewage systems sending waste away from the city, all of which were not seen until the dawn of the 1900 century
There were other kingdoms that also bathed often and had plumbing before 19th century. Mesoamericans (Azteca, Purepecha) washed often, as did many Muslim kingdoms through the Middle Ages.
@AztecUnshaven I have seen no evidence of this. Indoor plumbing for all residents and sewage systems? Ok.. Can you provide a web link/video to a credible source?
@@FreshCutFrenchFriesdefinitely not all residents but important buildings often had it
@@AztecUnshavenshout out to our boy Nezahualcoyotl, the warrior architect who was hunted from childhood until he raised an army to regain tenochtitlan and texcoco. His sky baths are still insane to see
@@AztecUnshavenpurepecha were wild. Crazy unique architecture and likely the home of famous "seers"
Imagine a group of Middle Ages guys traveling to the future and sitting in on this JRE podcast.
Had a big safety meeting a few times with this podcast. It was great!!!
So nice of Joe to have a homeless man on the show and give him bud lite.😂
Yeah I was wondering how much of that Bill gates money they got to drink it and make sure we could see the label
I assume you mean Ari 😅
I saw that bud light and was what took me to the comment section lol. I thought they were done and that basically EVERYONE had refused to drink. Cheap joe lol
When I am able to backpack, or even car camp, is when the reality of modern civilization hits home. It's good to remember how blessed we are, at least in modernized countries. Flip a switch and a light comes on, turn a faucet for water, push a handle to flush, turn a knob to cook. On the flip side, it's sometimes relaxing to be out of cell phone range for a week.
I do love trekking out, and camping with what i can carry on my back. But knowing that i can go home at some point, makes it easier. If I had to live out there, for the rest of my life, my life would not be very long, I imagine.
This is especially true if you ever go winter camping. I love it. Makes me reflect on how easy life has become. We cannot forget how good we have it, and how hard it was for generations before us.
Here's a novel idea, turn your phone off if you need time away from it.
Nothing like that first shower after a week in the woods.
AMEN TO THAT!!!
Gillis new special is FIRE. Best special I've seen from this group so far.
When studying Shakespearean acting we did a deep dive into the everyday life of an average person back then. It was brutal. No amount of incense or perfumed hankerchiefs would help.
Something like 50% of children never made it to age 2. Women dying in childbirth happened all the time. Men dying in a war or mine happened all the time.
Id go the resurrection, then stand by that tomb.
I miss Rogan on youtube
He’s on Dailymotion app
& rumble and Spotify
All of it on Spotify free no adverts
For me Spotify is better for not having ads on the podcast.
What I miss is the comments section 😂
I've had a hard time since he went to Spotify too. I don't feel like anything is the same as much as it is.
This podcast is so great, I’m genuinely happy when I see there’s a new protect our parks episode
Wholesome
These are some of my favorite convos on the show, just sitting around shooting the ship
1:33 Best comment of the show;
'''He's usin' up the water'' haha...🤣
Ikr hahahahahahahahah 🤣🤣 so funiiiiiiiiiii hahahahahahahahaha 🤣 that bit with the water hahahahahahaha😅😅
@DreSttarr-yi7lz wow
1. Ancient Egypt, least known times.
2. Alexander the Great India expedition.
3. Genghis Khan death.
4. Fall of Roman Empire.
5. French revolution.
A person of history! Add the building of machu picchu
The battle of himera
The Carthaginian invasion of Sicily when the tyrant Dionysius lead Syracuse
The festival of Zeus in akragas after the temple of Zeus was built there.
Library of Alexandria
The 300 Spartans vs Persians, see Greek 🔥 boats.
Samurais Battles
Tenochtitlan
What were they really doing in Göbekli Tepe
This may be one of the greatest JRE clips ever.
“Crapping into holes in the ground and not washing their but holes” 😂 damnit rogan you got me with that one lol
Damn, Ari slowly turning into one of Davy Jones locker's goons
“You’d be in an invisible bullet proof bubble and no one would see you”
I love when this quartet gets together. Gold
"There's a million Jason Voorhees' outside"
😂
One detail many lose perspective on:
Written history is exactly that; an account of events past by people of a bygone era. Those are people with the similar biases, agendas, and prejudices that exist today.
Worse, because they had less information
"Old tools are better". Maybe, but the old tools we have today were the best made ones which lasted the longest.
I think everyone knows that.
It's history 101 if you're getting a degree in history
@@NasiCampur.Haha no. Just because you have siri doesn't make you or I any better. The abundance of misinformation that exists today stumps even our best and brightest minds from finding the truth. More doesn't equal better.
I'd go back to the golden era of piracy. Must be amazing to watch a ship attacking another and seeing those iconic characters like Edward Teach, Charles Vane, Henry Morgan, etc.
Stede Bonnet
Most piracy was rather dull. It was mostly merchants meekly giving up their goods without a fight. If pirates found themselves fighting proper Royal or Spanish ships they might get off a broadside or two before they were absolutely destroyed
@@aurelius8734 That's what I wanna see ;) pirates vs navies.
@@marc-etiennemercier6584quality of life in those days was horrible. Everyone was getting robbed constantly and most governments were feifdoms or colonies.
@@ekothesilent9456 You're right. I'm pretty sure what people wanna see is the negative stuff though. Like war, piracy, murders, torture, etc.
Woahhhh “jackpot” is crazy lol
Maybe that’s exactly what most UFOs are: Time travellers in bulletproof bubbles watching us fail over and over again.
I’m more inclined to believe it. Especially when you look at what happening with the gene pool and cross breeding.
“Thatd be fun, if you were like 1890’s and you were just Not the racist guy” had me fucking dying already😂
Joe would just start dropping N bombs because it’s still cool then
@@Belenus3080just like you fr
You really found something Mark Normand said funny.... Well I guess there's that one guy that does. He's Annoying as heII and tries too damn hard, replace him with Theo.
Donner party took the Hastings Cutoff across the Great Salt Lake desert instead of the CA/OR trail route around the north side of the GSL. Horses were OK, but wagons sank into the sand. They lost enough time to die in the Sierra.
Instances of filth like this during the Middle Ages were regional and not widespread. The average peasant's home had a wash tub that was used every day and human waste was taken out of town. It was illegal to throw waste into the streets like is popularized in the media.
Yup, it was bad back then but to act like people didn't bath and were super filthy is also a misconception too. History is very nuanced but gets painted over with a broad brush
This podcast is gold I can already tell lol
And 100 years later ppl will say "wow 2000's was wild as hell"
Considering we'll all be living in pods whilst the robots bring us our meals whilst we argue about stupid stuff that doesn't matter, no doubt.
We living in these time and I’m already thinking “this is wild”
2:06 😂🤣..
Joe didn't wanna comment.
“Middle aged whores were 8 back then” 😂😂 you foul for that one joe
Had me laughing hard out loud
My favorite quote was at the end when he said Sacagawea sack lunch.🤣
Well, about the Donner party. The party was going over late in the season, but they did plan for it. They had food stashed at the emergency camp. THe problem was the huge snow drifts made it impossible to find the food just a few hundred feet outside the cabin. Lots went out, and they got lost and died looking for the food that was just outside. Those were the people they ate.
Didn't they kill and eat their native American guides first?
They didn't have native guides, this wasn't luis and clark, it was a well known passageway through the mountains. @@surft
@@surft
Dark meat, is not as good , as white meat.
@@surftlmao. Who told you that?
@@longiniusspear4565they did have 2 native guides, and they did eat them first. The guides were the ones that cautioned against taking the shortcut, Hastings Cutoff, which was brand new and hadn’t even been blazed yet.
Would love to see what dinosaurs actually looked like also would love to watch a 1927 Yankees game….
1:08 "jackpot" That timing was perfect 🤣
"The streets are paved in gold man" had me dying.
I think of the hand-to-hand combat in the past. Looking at a screaming grown man in his eyes only 4 feet away from you with the intent to land his sword through your shoulder, and not only the nerves of that but now you gotta kill the bastard too! While avoiding even a shin cut or your dead.
I wouldn’t want to get shot either, but hand to hand combat is something else. Absolutely brutal. I’m sure it looked nothing like hollywoods portrayals of it.
Indeed, Like op said 1 swing and you'd prob die from an infected wound lol@@mplslawnguy3389
@@mplslawnguy3389yeah but I a imagine in a chaotic way it would be worse
@@Bigzzeus I would imagine it was complete chaos. The life of a soldier hundreds of years ago was a very brutal one.
@@mplslawnguy3389 Also how it was all about numbers of men. The moment it becomes clear the fight is turning to one side advantage, the losing side is routed and starts running for their lives, fall behind and you're just cut down.
My son saw Shane Gillis and Andrew Schulz at West Chester and asked Schulz if he tells his barber to just start a fade line but don't finish it 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Schulz and Shane 2 of the best
Five more hours of my favorite series let's go
Perfect Mark Normand ending lmaoo
Hey Joe and Family, thanks for the content. I really love this , and would love to see some more conversations and facts of our past. Thank you again for the time and effert you all strive to share. Thanks for being honest and yourself, its hard to find a podcast that is so accepting.
i don't think hes gonna respond to you personally, boomer
@@HeywoodJablome Don't be an asshole your whole life
Turn back my guy, you're too innocent for the internet
@@oatdilemma6395😂😂😂
Boomers just dont understand the internet do they
Love how protect our parks replaced the fighter and the kid on JRE lmao
Watching the Pod on Spotify, at 4hrs 9mins in and Jamie is Rockin Lynard Skynard and he's using the "fading images effect" of their different cameras into the next person is so cool 😎 that and the song choice they're all ROCKIN it's so cool to watch, everyone including me was having a great time. This was 1 of the best eps and at over 5 hours 1 of the longest eps ever, VERY COOL.
#protectourparks9 TheJreonspotifyep2030awesome
Ari and Shane are dressed like they're in witness protection.
Shane Gillis new comedy special is a gem! There’s levels to the comedy game and Shane is on top.
Shane the Great
Agrredddddddd
Mark and Shane are just too damn good
The mud during the Marie Antoinette era, in France was so putrid that if a dress or garment would drag on the ground, it would erode within hours from the acid coming from the manure accumulating on the ground.
The subtle “Jackpot” is wild hahaha
shane with the "jackpot" lmaooooo
I would love to see Mozart and Beethoven conduct live!!!!! Would love to see musical performances of the past. Seeing The Doors live would be cool too.
Thats my man lol.
"Wanna go back to the beginning of time bro?"
"Fuck that lets go see the Doors"
🤝
Jim Morrison would just scream incoherent lyrics at you for 30 minutes live
@dogmosatchmo yeah dude we wanna go to heaven ok, let us have this
@@dogmosatchmoThey had some good songs, but they also had a lot of absolute self-indulgent shit.
@@alo4912 shes a woman not a man lol what's ur point
brings me back to joey diaz "he is changing flavours" king louis daily
I feel like if Shane was a closer friend to Joe, Joe would be forcing Shane on some crazy exercise regimen and getting him into the NFL. Shane just has that dog in him.
The world is better when these guys hang out 😂
I would just go to present day north sentinel island, but in an iron man suit. I would wait out their attacks until they realise the iron man suit is untouchable, just to see what their next move would be. Would they run and hide or would they bow down believing it was a god of some sort
They would light your shit on fire bro
@@wompbozer3939 against an iron man suit? I highly doubt that, would energy beam tf out of them
@@CaptainTodger69 nah not worship, it needs to be them specifically to witness what they are like with the vague knowledge of the outside world existing but in modern time. See how they conceptualise the world outside, what they know and what creation myths they have created
I think you would accidentally wipe them out . Suppose you catch a cold . Since they aren't vaccinated or resistant to any virus they would all perish
@@alexandros27. from inside the iron man suit that’s airtight, and from a distance? Nah
Marks one liners bro 😂 “Sacagawea? Sack lunch.”
when i was in London, i saw this dude who literally smelt of rotten cheese and shyt. Only time in my short 30 odd years on this planet i was ever disgusted purely by odor
Dude it wasnt even 7 min into the pod and Normand had me laughing my ass off at his lightning fast quips
He’s brilliant. I saw him live a few months ago and literally everything he said killed. There was almost no breathing in between his jokes, he was just rattling them off like a machine gun. Crowd was losing it
@@Belenus3080 nice you're lucky lol.I've been wanting to see him for a while
Normand is the part I hate about these podcasts, dude is annoying as heII and tries too damn hard. Replace him with Theo.
@@bennypit4411 replace sociopath Ari with Theo and I’d like it better
Little did they know, Joe actually has a time-traveling interdimensional sphere and wanted some ideas :P
The Donner party we’re just one of many pioneers in covered wagon times. Most of which went by the Oregon Trail going out West. Well the Donner party sought to go through the Sierra Nevada mountains thinking it was a short cut and take less miles off the trip, but it in fact added 300 or so extra miles. Not to mention the elevation. Hence they became bogged down in snow and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive.
Ari needs a hug and told everything will be OK. He's got quite the depression beard going😞
2 of the best comics in the game!....joined by Ari, and Joe
As a plumber I have seen houses full out shit. A first floor apartment in a high rise building tenants was a snow bird. So New York summer Florida winter. He was gone and the building line stopped up and he had six months of feces in his apartment almost a foot thick 😂
Marinating in a little room full of hot cigar smoke for two hours-THAT’S the J.R.Experience.
“Protect Our Parks” are seriously some of the best episodes on JRE. I’m not even a fan of Ari Shaffir but this is still a perfect trio
They have become way funnier than the Fight Companions
Could do without Mark Normand tho. Dude is annoying. Replace him with Theo.
They’re all pretty annoying. I skip all the parks episodes. Insufferable
@@bennypit4411bro commented this 10 times
In the words of Joey Diaz. A sweaty monkey is a beautiful thing. Words to live by
Yup, that sounds like something Joey Diaz would say🤣
100% Protect our Parks is the greatest pod ever.
Ari looking like Kevin Dulli from the movie Blow (the guy who tells on Boston George at end) 😂
These podcasts are a perfect example of that he’s probably cheating on me meme
I would go to Mexico exactly 10 minutes before the impact of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs to see all hell go lose.
Did that happen is mexico...I didn't know that. I thought it was panghea
Exactly my answer. And I’d record it and bring back the footage. Would be the craziest video to ever exist
@@jameycockrell5481 it was in what it known as Yucatan now in the peninsula of Yucatan to be exact.
I'd go back and watch the Boring Billion.
Yeah I'd need to the biggest events take place. The only think I'd care about seeing involving humans would be seeing them build the great pyramid...but I'm not sure how many days I'd need for that. haha okay I might exchange that to see the Roswell crash debris
Honestly I'd be too damn scared to watch an asteroid blow up Earth from a bubble, but I'd definitely want to see Tyrannosaurus fighting a Triceratops or the largest saurapods doing their thing. I hear that Tyrannosaurus actually hunted Alamosaurus..imagine having front seats to that. Decisions, decisions...
0:50 This is literally what my living wish is and what I pray for.
ari wanting to see pol pot villages is super illuminating to how deviant and grotesque his brain works
Awesome interview. Would love to have a ride then a beer with Bill.
Watching the storming of the beaches of Normandy would be kinda fun to see.
Fun?
I like to watch what actually happened after Hitler took power. How did it all play out.
@@TheoriginalBillBraskey me too. Would be interesting.
The romans came to england about 2k years ago (dont quote me exactly) and brought with them the aqua system and sanitary crapping......after they got kicked out the english went back to crapping off the edge of castles into the river.......for about another 500 years! 🤔
The both used cesspits actually.. so little changed for the vast majority of the population
The Vikings and Norman French added some civilisation to barbaric Britain.
They need to look into the details of life for the working class in London around the mid-1800’s. I remember reading some of the disgusting conditions and some outrageously low life expectancy.
The low life expectancy was mostly lower in average because of infant/childhood mortality rates. Infants and children had higher death rates back in the pre-victorian era which threw the average off, once people got past childhood their life expectancy actually raised substantially
"Sacagawea? More like sacked lunch!" This guy Mark Normand is ridiculous lol
Finally! Our parks have been suffering! 😂
I would've went back to 711 AD, when the Moors took over Spain. Would've been crazy to watch the battle💯.
That was the Moops.
Cleaning up the dirty savages of the medieval times
@@rexvisitor44 the card says moops..
I'd want to be Ibn Batutta. Guy had the most fun life ever.
Third Punic War for me, Id like to see Carthage before it was destroyed.
0:50 Joe starts describing The Watchers from Marvel Comics. They watch, or we are them, and we narrate/observe as the stories go on; completely outside, and only watching.
Jackpot is crazy
Joe please do an episode on what’s really going on in Hawaii