We Roasted Stuttering John's Autobiography (part 1 of ?)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 2 года назад +89

    This book is exactly what you would expect. John has two modes; innocent victim or hero. Every life anecdote he tells is one of these two things.

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 года назад +8

      John turns every interview into a self-therapy session. I would expect no less from his book.

    • @TRIIGGAVELLI
      @TRIIGGAVELLI 2 года назад +2

      Like Sammy the bull

    • @Buckets50
      @Buckets50 2 года назад +2

      @@TRIIGGAVELLI you think John gotti or any other mob guy would be different?

    • @sabinpaul2395
      @sabinpaul2395 2 года назад

      So he’s a Gary Stu in his own life story😂

    • @jloiterer
      @jloiterer Год назад +2

      I have the book on audio book and honestly was never able to finish it. People wanted to hear about what it was like working on the show not his completely made up, boring and unfunny life story. He was a stutterer that asked celebrities questions that were written by Fred Norris - which John didn't even understand - and it was radio gold. He was basically an extra in the movie of his life and claims to have been the director and writer of it all.

  • @BERTMARCH
    @BERTMARCH 2 года назад +55

    Stuttering John is a perfect example of the "has been who never was". He considered himself an important part of the Stern show, and thinks he used to hang out with celebrities because he was sometimes in the same general area where actual famous people were and puffs up what small accomplishments he has had into having been a major showbiz player.

    • @ethanmurray2203
      @ethanmurray2203 2 года назад +3

      There is no cure for NPD.

    • @Buckets50
      @Buckets50 2 года назад +5

      @@ethanmurray2203 yea therapy tends to only make people aware of their problems, it doesn’t solve them. Howard is a great example of that

  • @rustymertz
    @rustymertz 2 года назад +30

    I love that he always brings up that he wrote for the Kareem Abdul Jabar roast.
    Whenever I think of truly prolific, cutting edge comedy, I always go back to that roast, and think to myself “this is comedy Mecca”.

  • @bigcatclassics6759
    @bigcatclassics6759 2 года назад +33

    I love it when you bury this despicable organism.

  • @mattshanley6755
    @mattshanley6755 2 года назад +18

    His entire sense of self worth comes from being in the shadow of other people.

  • @NotJustJerryAgain
    @NotJustJerryAgain 2 года назад +11

    WARNING: THIS DRINKING GAME WILL KILL YOU!!! take a break anytime stuttering John makes a reference to Howard or anyting Stern show on any of his podcasts. Equal certain death. I actually challenged Stuttering John to not mention Howard or anyting Stern on one show. He blocked me. LMFAO

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 2 года назад +12

    If they ever brought back Celebrity deathmatch on MTV, they should do Stuttering John vs Corey Feldman.

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 года назад +2

      Yeah but... Corey was in Goonies.
      "Hold on boys... I'm putting her in four wheel drive!"
      🍻

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 2 года назад +2

      Feldawg taught Michael Jackson how to dance when they were growing up together.

    • @jeremy28135
      @jeremy28135 2 года назад +1

      I loved that show man

  • @matthewjohnson2853
    @matthewjohnson2853 2 года назад +16

    Dabbling john wrote a book but can't read one, john became very dedicated to his children after the divorce & that one child became a trans-mission! A better man is supporting his family!

    • @matthewjohnson2853
      @matthewjohnson2853 2 года назад +4

      This video has 5 times the views than a day old Dabbling john episode that's 2 wasteful hours long & no content!

  • @xPadge112x
    @xPadge112x 2 года назад +16

    I'm new to John and the wave of shit he seems to carry in his wake.
    It's golden.

  • @Ben-nh9xw
    @Ben-nh9xw 2 года назад +26

    I can only think of Sprutting John & Mopey as having the distinction of being so lame that more people will watch a video of someone goofing on them than people who would watch their own videos

    • @Shawnyp74
      @Shawnyp74 2 года назад +4

      I do it with Stern too

  • @ScanMan1967
    @ScanMan1967 2 года назад +28

    Something tells me John will be raging and threatening multiple lawsuits very soon, hahahaha. This will get good.

    • @johnsmilitantbelch
      @johnsmilitantbelch 2 месяца назад

      Oh man, look at how much worse it got since you wrote that. Skoola

  • @mikewhipkey6863
    @mikewhipkey6863 2 года назад +19

    Stuttering John should be grateful to you.. I had never heard of Stuttering John until you and ROTC brought him to my attention

  • @RobertSmith-gx3mi
    @RobertSmith-gx3mi 2 года назад +14

    Does the book come with crayons or do I have to buy my own?

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 2 года назад +25

    teacher actually probably wrote: 'John asks incoherent questions & he was caught penetrating himself in the cloak room!'

  • @christophermartin972
    @christophermartin972 2 года назад +30

    If he sells more than 100 copies, I would be absolutely amazed.

    • @stevet.2647
      @stevet.2647 2 года назад +19

      He can't afford 100 copies, we're good

    • @christophermartin972
      @christophermartin972 2 года назад +3

      @@stevet.2647 😂 bigtime!

    • @RolandDeschain1
      @RolandDeschain1 2 года назад +15

      He had to pay his publisher to print it. Not surprisingly, it was revealed that the owner of the publishing place was a con artist who bilked writers for years.
      No joke.

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 года назад +4

      @@RolandDeschain1 Sounds about right. Lmao...

    • @ericn.c.1763
      @ericn.c.1763 2 года назад +4

      Does anyone know how many he sold. I can't find it anywhere

  • @anthonycbudd
    @anthonycbudd 2 года назад +17

    Stuttering John in the context of WTAP is the greatest content I’ve heard in a long time. Great work Karl!

  • @akiraa1
    @akiraa1 2 года назад +21

    I cant get enough of you getting on John.. It's one of the best shows on youtube!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ScanMan1967
    @ScanMan1967 2 года назад +11

    John probably made the cover himself using a freeware version of Photoshop to save $. Probably a watermark in there somewhere LOL

  • @Spudcore
    @Spudcore 2 года назад +7

    Holy fuck, how long has he been saying "chewing the shit"? Have people been correcting him? This man is truly fascinating.

  • @pdworld2418
    @pdworld2418 2 года назад +17

    you guys need to understand, I was too young to experience Opie and Anthony when they were on the air. I've never watched or listened to anything Howard Stern because Opie and Anthony ripped him off Robbin (hoohoo) yet WATP taking golden shits on John is one of the most entertaining things I've ever listened too

    • @sheriffbrackett
      @sheriffbrackett 2 года назад +4

      The stupidity of John extends over all generations

  • @PAYNEKILLER..
    @PAYNEKILLER.. 2 года назад +15

    He looks more like John Travolta then the current Stuttering John on the book cover 😆

    • @networktwentythree
      @networktwentythree 2 года назад +4

      S-S-S-SATUHDAY NIGHT FEVAH!!!!

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 года назад +5

      Check out the poor woman who Muttering John put on his album cover... obviously mocking her. John now looks exactly like her... karma??

    • @kevinericsnell4092
      @kevinericsnell4092 2 года назад +3

      Looks more like Killer BOB from Twin Peaks

  • @nippazhobbies
    @nippazhobbies Год назад +1

    "take a drink whenever he mentions something he's said a million times on his podcast"
    I dare you to do that with one of Adam Carolla's books

  • @sheriffbrackett
    @sheriffbrackett 2 года назад +11

    Wonder who actually wrote this book cause we know John didn't actually sit down and write the whole thing. And even then it's written on something like a 5th grade level.

  • @tommyaddison6539
    @tommyaddison6539 2 года назад +1

    Haha, where’s part 2?! Love this , can’t get enough!

  • @TonyStark-cn2dg
    @TonyStark-cn2dg 2 года назад +4

    “One of my jokes even made Obama laugh “ 😅😂😂😂

  • @shell192
    @shell192 2 года назад +2

    “Those kids sound like fucking losers” you’re killing me 🤣

  • @thetannedghost
    @thetannedghost 2 года назад +4

    Omg an after Christmas present. Can we get like 50 parts. My hope is you release each part 8 times a month.

  • @TonyMichaels166
    @TonyMichaels166 Год назад +1

    I smoked spice with John in a Whole Foods parking lot in Woodland Hills.

  • @zwickzack
    @zwickzack 2 года назад +5

    Alcohol can be one hell of a drug

  • @schwartsbruder
    @schwartsbruder 2 года назад +8

    Oh yes more SJ content! Thanks WATP!

  • @Drscottyjones
    @Drscottyjones 2 года назад +7

    Why is he listing 'opportunities' he never did, and call them achievements?

  • @Machtimus
    @Machtimus 2 года назад +5

    He looks like a slow Matt Hardy

  • @k19sparks
    @k19sparks 2 года назад +3

    I love listening to you guys chew the shit!

  • @ThatIsAnAndroid
    @ThatIsAnAndroid 2 года назад +2

    I wonder if every anecdote in this book ends with "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"

    • @JackBurtonsshipping
      @JackBurtonsshipping 3 месяца назад

      Alan Partridge, took me along time but I got there lol

  • @valerienagy8764
    @valerienagy8764 2 года назад +1

    I'm very happy you guys did this. I wouldn't waste my time reading it. (I prefer wasting my time listening to you & Shuli & others analyze him.)

  • @deborahlundy6892
    @deborahlundy6892 2 года назад +2

    I look forward to RUclips videos please do not ever stop

  • @tedjones3730
    @tedjones3730 2 года назад +4

    Make a John or Opie video and I'll listen at least five times.

  • @andreanadoran94
    @andreanadoran94 2 года назад

    I don't know why you guys don't have more subscribers yet. I think it will happen because you are so darn funny! I love listening to you!

  • @ME143-c1d
    @ME143-c1d 2 года назад +6

    Is the Kareem Abdul Jabar Roast available?

    • @OOspazOO
      @OOspazOO 2 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure I heard Karl say it was like a private event and not televised or recorded at all

    • @mikaelhanssin_MN
      @mikaelhanssin_MN 2 года назад

      There is a clip out there of the after party with stuttering mutt standing there with that stupid grin on his dummy face and, of course, with a bottle of beer in his hand while Kareem and his wife are walking into the party and stuttering f***face is waiting for some acknowledgement and a greeting from Kareem aaaaaand gets nothing! Gets totally ghosted by Kareem. Doesn't even look in his direction, but seen him standing there grinning at him.
      Kareem was as horrified by that s**tstain as the rest of humanity is including his own children. Especially the one that took an Xacto knife to it's breasts and genitals and started dressing like Fonzie. Ayyyyyyy.

  • @LazyShortsOpieAnthony
    @LazyShortsOpieAnthony 2 года назад +4

    Damn I love me some Stuttering John.

  • @deborahlundy6892
    @deborahlundy6892 2 года назад +4

    I don’t quite understand why he tries to pretend he’s as famous as someone like Brad Pitt. I would not never buy his book and doubt he will even sell 50.

    • @watpsucks7727
      @watpsucks7727 2 года назад

      Hes way more famous than any of these jealous derps.
      What a bunch of d-heads.

  • @mmccorkle0861
    @mmccorkle0861 2 года назад

    F'n Epic. Fellow Rochestairan loving your podcast. Stumbled onto it from a friend telling me to check out Last Podcast on the Left... Have never actually listened to that podcast. Listen every week.

  • @markwilliams7054
    @markwilliams7054 2 года назад +3

    Why is a multi millionaire eating microwaved potato at work

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 года назад +2

      At this moment that "Almost a Billionaire" is now cowering in the basement of his 28,000 sq ft oceanfront kitty litter box so... I'm sure it's all connected somehow, lol.

  • @TonyStark-kd5kb
    @TonyStark-kd5kb 2 года назад +2

    It sounds like he wrote this book with a crayon 🖍

  • @ASMITH00007
    @ASMITH00007 2 года назад +4

    YOU GUYS ROCK, THE STUTTERING DRUNK SUCKS AND BLOWS.

  • @al3x1252
    @al3x1252 2 года назад +6

    yes please!!!

  • @PowderMill
    @PowderMill Месяц назад

    As a retired FDNY firefighter, I am STILL offended every time I see the fool wearing an FDNY Shirt!
    There is ZERO chance that he was given that shirt at a fire station, he is universally despised at FD & PD.
    btw = from a very trusted (& gorgeous ) FDNY Paramedic doing site standby at WOR + Channel 9 TV….
    “Stuttering John” is NOT a stutterer!

  • @Allentox
    @Allentox Год назад

    God I love these channels! Been binging for 2 months! Hated Shuli and Bob, but they are aces in my book now. ( Like they care ) great stuff guys!

  • @valerienagy8764
    @valerienagy8764 2 года назад +1

    I don't know why but I thought Stuttering John had a daughter named "Greta". That said, I'm glad you put this out because I wish this ingrate would fade into obscurity already.

  • @richarddexter5513
    @richarddexter5513 2 года назад +1

    Love these good job guys keep it up

  • @americanpatriot5757
    @americanpatriot5757 2 года назад

    Thank you, thank you WATP.... these Stuttering John bashing podcasts are pure comedic gold.

  • @valerienagy8764
    @valerienagy8764 2 года назад

    When someone says that we can do or be anything we want I have to smile because it's just not true.

  • @Cd-89
    @Cd-89 2 года назад +3

    Wings with steven weber🤣

    • @Cd-89
      @Cd-89 2 года назад +5

      P.s I Love wings. Cant find Johns episode though, its missing from every streaming service that has Wings.

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 года назад +2

      Best part was his first day on set the wardrobe dept told him not to return until he cut his toenails and washed his feet. Someone from Wings told Howard John had the hygiene of a street person.

    • @stephendexheimer7914
      @stephendexheimer7914 2 года назад

      @@Cd-89 I bought the DVDs because many episodes were missing, John’s episode was funny but John’s appearance was whatever, Howard was mad at John over the episode

    • @Cd-89
      @Cd-89 2 года назад

      @@stephendexheimer7914 What did he even do in the episode, just passing though Nantucket? Dying to see this 1

    • @stephendexheimer7914
      @stephendexheimer7914 2 года назад

      @@Cd-89 Basically Brian opens up a club and John slips in the club so Brian and Casey meet him to see if he’s going to sue or not

  • @panhead55
    @panhead55 2 года назад +3

    Not only did Stuttering John produce three beautiful little mongoloids, but he was also the most famous of the Wack Pack crew…

  • @eternalextrapolations
    @eternalextrapolations Год назад

    Producer Chris is the best at this. Please have him on more.

  • @rustymertz
    @rustymertz 2 года назад +2

    I hope this is part 1 of 50.

  • @derekfromtexas7621
    @derekfromtexas7621 2 года назад +1

    love to know how many books were sold? 50? i imagine the other 1000 copies are in boxes stacked next to the litter boxes.

  • @richardcosentino8121
    @richardcosentino8121 2 года назад +5

    I thought this dummy went to Hunter college....now it's NYU?

  • @RudeBoyKyle94
    @RudeBoyKyle94 Год назад

    You’re single handedly boosting sales of this book and this man believes you hate him

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 2 года назад

    Why is this video not public? Why can't I find part 2

  • @brianjones9392
    @brianjones9392 Год назад

    He said 3 kids and says 4 names. I love people sh*tting on this guy. It sounds like he says Night, Lilly, Bella and Oscar.

  • @TheChadTI
    @TheChadTI 2 года назад

    Love the channel boys thanks for making the days funny.

  • @TopherBlairMusic
    @TopherBlairMusic Год назад

    I get getting paid for the great effort you all put fourth but could there be anymore ads on this video? I'm 14 minutes in and have had to skip 8 ads. Holy hell.

  • @bobonthis9520
    @bobonthis9520 Год назад +1

    The title should’ve been…” I’m wonderful and everybody else sucks “ 😅😅

  • @severiusbrandusa1413
    @severiusbrandusa1413 2 года назад +1

    Best channel on RUclips.

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 2 года назад +3

    couldn't find a better oicture for his cover? & wtf is he trying to convey with the look of it?

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 года назад +2

      He's an out of control whipped cream can sniffer!

    • @sheriffbrackett
      @sheriffbrackett 2 года назад +1

      He's trying to portray the duality of his inner nature... Nah, just kidding. I picture him saying something like "Uh yeah, that looks cool. Go with that"

    • @jayski8987
      @jayski8987 2 года назад +2

      His bipolar disorder

  • @nicolethain5405
    @nicolethain5405 Год назад

    Penetrating questions as a kid, now he has no clue how to conduct an interview

  • @randymarsh9089
    @randymarsh9089 2 года назад +2

    Just what the Dr ordered

  • @wronron2804
    @wronron2804 2 года назад +1

    I wonder what song he wrote he with Joe walsh...if it's the song analog man I'm gonna lose my shit

  • @ScottHogue
    @ScottHogue 2 года назад

    I'm a big fan of Stammering Jim and feel you guys are doing the Lord's work.

  • @iVenge
    @iVenge Год назад

    Which one of those kids is the freak? Oscar?

  • @andym8557
    @andym8557 2 года назад +3

    I love the John content

  • @SkateOrDie666
    @SkateOrDie666 6 дней назад +1

    2:07 GROUND ZERO

  • @NY51663
    @NY51663 2 года назад +5

    Going after some little kids is kinda fucked up.

    • @Tampa7
      @Tampa7 2 года назад

      These guys are absolute douchebags. The fact that they think they’re interesting and witty by dunking on someone who does a fine enough job of ruining his life on his own is pretty comical.

  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 2 года назад +1

    Hey, John! Any advice for young talents trying to make it?
    You just need to be in the right place at the right time. Don't worry, you'll get there.
    Jesus Christ, John...Okayyyyy....

  • @Drscottyjones
    @Drscottyjones 2 года назад +3

    Can someone please remind me what his kids names are, slipped my mind

  • @gypsymorning8558
    @gypsymorning8558 2 года назад +7

    Interesting graphic design on the cover.

    • @phokit3459
      @phokit3459 2 года назад +4

      Definitely “graphic design is my passion” meme-worthy.

    • @sheriffbrackett
      @sheriffbrackett 2 года назад +5

      Should be called the Two Sides Of Stupid

    • @jayski8987
      @jayski8987 2 года назад +3

      @@sheriffbrackett 🤣

    • @jerryjeromehawkins1712
      @jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 года назад +3

      @@sheriffbrackett
      "The Duality of Dumb."
      🍻

  • @joeblitz6412
    @joeblitz6412 2 года назад

    What kind of damage did he do to his kid that it medically butchered itself what a father

  • @armondoserna2342
    @armondoserna2342 2 года назад +4

    John is gross

  • @NPC13niner5
    @NPC13niner5 2 года назад +2

    Feed me more

  • @tdog1983-v6c
    @tdog1983-v6c 2 года назад

    Who the hell agreed to publish his book

  • @ericn.c.1763
    @ericn.c.1763 2 года назад +2

    Come on you have to give us more

  • @happydayz7857
    @happydayz7857 Год назад

    He wrote this book during his most irrelevant period, 2018. Why didn’t he write it back in the 90’s?

    • @JoeSlops
      @JoeSlops Год назад

      Because he's John.

  • @wmcruz8502
    @wmcruz8502 Год назад

    He ment 8times a WEEK
    once a day
    twice on sunday

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 2 года назад

    Night lilly or is it lilly bell

  • @gcanada3005
    @gcanada3005 2 года назад +2

    Lmfao, hahahahaha, hahahahaha

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 2 года назад +2

    3 kids: Knight, Lilly, Belle & Oscar? 😕

  • @Mydemonsayshello
    @Mydemonsayshello 5 месяцев назад

    It has no soul

  • @19Pixel
    @19Pixel 2 года назад +1

    21 minutes? How many videos are you planning on milking out of this?

  • @armondoserna2342
    @armondoserna2342 2 года назад +2

    Not clever

  • @clebo99
    @clebo99 2 года назад

    Ok. I hate John but seriously, calling his kids losers is a shitty thing to do. Unless I’m missing something. Don’t do that. Stick with mocking him.

  • @browningautomatic2393
    @browningautomatic2393 2 года назад +2

    funny video.

  • @143Al
    @143Al 2 года назад

    Lmao

  • @jacobcook7
    @jacobcook7 2 года назад +3

    you guys are wrong. Baba Booey big teeth jokes will always be funny.

  • @PrincipledUncertainty
    @PrincipledUncertainty 2 года назад +2

    He's the greatest writer of his generation. You people be crazy.

  • @parker1251
    @parker1251 2 года назад

    Love you guys, but calling his kids losers is out of line. Come on guys

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway 2 года назад

      He said they sound like losers. Not are losers.

  • @cuttinupthecarpet504
    @cuttinupthecarpet504 2 года назад +1

    Screw John , but roasting his kid because he's transgender is pretty low and pathetic . His kid has nothing to do with him .

  • @HardCase1911
    @HardCase1911 2 года назад +2

    I don't know guys. I mean I hate John and this book is horrible, but your rolling commentary is a bit cringy. For instance talking about Luck. I would have said. " A little luck, more like a ton of luck and sprinkling of perseverance". Something like that.

  • @arthurwatt4144
    @arthurwatt4144 2 года назад +1

    I'm not a fan of stuttering john he was just a bit on stern but have you accomplished?

  • @arthurwatt4144
    @arthurwatt4144 2 года назад +1

    You want to attack stuttering John thars fine but not his kids that's wrong. It shows your true character.