Retired Police Officer Guesses Who's High Out Of A Lineup
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- Опубликовано: 19 апр 2020
- Can this retired police officer correctly guess who's secretly high?
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Nah bruh Irene smoked she just didn’t tell y’all
she a pro at not showing lmao
100%😂
She’s you used to being high
Is anyone else not wondering why he picked the two black people first to see if they were high lmao
@@donamanbemis1181 u can see they didn't look stable standing up they were itching
Plot twist : the officer is the one thats high
Ik it!
oof
Ye
Like it
🤣🤣
The person who is truly stoned here is ME
Fr same 😂😂😂😂
word
same bro
ME RN
Us*
Bro interviewed👩🏾🦱👨🏾🦱👩🏽👱🏻♂️ in order
😂
Saved the best for last
ONGGGG
I noticed that lmao
@@juliantheakakskui bro
Irene was just trolling him...
yeah I feel like that's not fair
dale gribble not if you smoke a lot
Unсreative Irene is fine😍😍😍
That Foo who is scars
Justine Reverdy she was being herself
If you’re always high, they’ll never be able to tell when you’re high 😉
@@nida1313 true i had it only with certain strains. With hash my eyes never became red.
@Miss Maddie idk if it's because of how long and consistently I've smoked over the past few years, but now my eyes only get red and squint after taking concentrates; regular smoking has no effect
Tech With Sean fr
Miss Maddie my eyes stay normal u less I dab then they get low but never red or glossy regular weed just wakes me up
Agreed I have passed many of these.
Guy in the flannel immediately stood out to me 😂
Cops profile long hair and flannel shirt are a go to for drugs
When dude stood up you could tell he had a hard time. His back wanted to stay arched as he got up. One of the few tells I actually understood from personal experience.
Yeah man he looked so lost when he stood up😂I been that lost guy too haha
@@MatchaMikey ever felt like you were stuck in quick sand lmfao. Just sucking you into the couch.
Dude, I have a busted back and mine wants to do that even when I'm sober. Miss me with that bs.
He's got that police officer aura that makes everyone awkward around him, I can feel it through the screen lol
yeah i feel it to😭 tbh i feel his energy and all the other peoples energies and i could just tell they were like not comfortable
Ewwww! I knowww! He's even awkward! This video was so awkward I felt like I was high 😅😅
I feel like he was just playing his police officer role interrogating them. He seems like a cool guy especially if he'd participate in this
It’s called tyrant stench💩
Just the way he asks questions and his tone and stare it’s all meant to try and bring out your nervousness
They really told my son Jeff, “Smoke before you come to work today”
IM DYING 😭😭😭🤣
I saw you on faze rugs channel...
@@m3ga807 everyone is finding me from there these days
They prolly lit him up on the clock lmfaoo
😄
I’m a travel nurse, I got my car stuck in the snow during an assignment. While waiting for a tow truck some police officers confronted me. They asked me to do a sobriety test… when the female officer demonstrated, she was slipping and sliding in the snow. I laughed out loud and said, you want me to do something she can’t even do ? And she has sneakers on ! I have high heeled boots on?! They immediately arrested me and charged me with a dui, took me to jail. I had recorded the entire encounter on my smart phone luckily. It took two years and $7k to get the dismissed accusation expunged off of my record. It also cost me a lot of jobs that I wanted because while being a pending case it would show up on my background check.
I am not a fan of cops ever since!
That's really fucked up, seems like you need a better lawyer. Sorry to hear that I do not wish that on anyone
Source: trust
@@bigmaccampos509 Thank you for your comment. I also don’t wish it on anyone else.
That's unfortunate, I hope you were compensated heavily for those two years. And the police officer in charge loses there job. Yeah loses, because they fucked up and should be held responsible.
@@KushiKush yeah but that's just won't happen lol, if I had to guess op was not compensated, at most had legal fees paid for (but I highly doubt it), officers are all still employed I doubt if they even actually got written up. And if they did they were suspended with pay until this blew over at which point they were reinstated. Happens literally all the time unfortunately.
He was really like "you failed the test miserably, you have abnormally bad balance, and you look like you smoke."
almost scolding her for her anxiety 😬
Police: “are you high?”
Me: “hello, am i what?”
Police: “high”
Me: “hello”
exactly, plot twist.
@@akunii7249 uhh.... what...
This joke is as old as me
@@sleepwalker8994 this is an old joke?
@@mergirlplayz2611 yep, old as hell
3:06
“What did you eat?”
“Two packages of Ritz peanut butter crackers.”
That’s a whole mood
Wafflette Titan perfect! I read this right when it was at 3:06
Kailey B me too
Ya stoned
That would have been the sign.
You don’t even gotta me high to have dry cotton mouth after eating them things
Irene really got called out at the end. 💀 "Your balance sucks, you can't follow directions, and you don't even brush your tongue properly" 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like the cop wanted to really arrest his ass anyway 🤣🤣
I like how they’re wearing glasses to make it harder
That's a point
The red glassy eyes
Great grammar dude!!!
C W A C K lol
It would be a piece of cake if they didn’t have it 🤪
I woulda laughed my ass off as soon as I walked in there🤣
I would start to cry laugh at the very beginning
Omg 😱 hahahaha
I would laugh so so so hard! I am not high is what I would say right away :)
What are you doing here 😂😂😂🛵🔥
We wouldn't be allowed out in public together. I was in a Tom Wahl's with my friend, and a sheriff stood in the line beside us. (Had to go back and edit this because I was stoned when I originally wrote it, and I'm stoned now and reading your comment! LOL!) I could not stop laughing and had to go sit down. The cop just nodded and sat as far away from us as possible.
bruh- i shake constantly, have horrible balance, cant ever make eye contact.. he woulda thought i was high n i never smoke
I like how he doesn’t figure anything out by talking to the people, only by looking for physical signs and giving them sobriety tests XD
To be honest the person he picked was acting “high” , I don’t blame his choice at all
Same
Not rlly she might of been stressed there's a cop in front of her and I thought it was the white guy
And she said she had anxiety
She aint high she drunk
She just stressed so not really
@@arloxzv agreed
Police: “have you smoked a joint?”
Me: “a what?”
Police: “a joint”
Me: “yes, please”
-hempfest 2022
" " these " " aren't " " necessary.
@@RayRaeTV oh, look out! we have an expert over here. Thanks for your brilliant contribution. It's life changing.
@@RayRaeTV yes they are
Damn bro
Dude Jeff sat down, smiled and said two words and that was all I needed to hear to know that he was the one that was high I mean plus he's such a vibe dude definitely the high one and I'm not even a smoker
Love wat u have done. Been a patient for 2 decades & I can no doubt pass w/ flying colors. I personally have had my vehicle searched & every sobriety test they could throw & still drove off after an hr of test. Nvr had glasses & they knew I was intoxicated but could not give a test that I couldn’t pass. ✌🏼💨💨
Plot twist: All of them are high.
Plot twist, Irene is a liar
Plot twist: You're high and this video doesn't exist. You don't exist. Everything is a dream.
@@hoib0i lmao
@@hoib0i oh god why
Irene is high as hell. She is so high she admitted at the end "i did eat some candy "
Sure Irene 👍
CANDY WITH THC IN IT!
For sure
Plot twist: they're all high
My exact thoughts lol
I literally knew Irene was high as soon as she started talking, and I don't smoke weed.
He asked to see her hands to see if her palms where sweaty and then he smelled to see if he could smell smoke on her.
he was checking for resin/tar stains in their fingers
I like the way he stands up to shake their hands very admiring
I might not be able to recognize who is high or not, but I definitely recognize the cops when I see them.
sweaty red faced white dude with that type of haircut.
Ong
Irene bro
I dont get it
we know pigs when we see them
I’m sitting here high af and his questions are really making me overwhelmed 😂
LOL
i’ll freeze no cap , ima pay no damn attention 💀💀💀
Same 😂
Fr like I’m the one he’s interrogating☠️
Me too! I’m like would you just hurry and pick 😱😤😭😂
She said 1 one thousand....5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I worked in the Emergency Room for many, many years. I think I can tell when someone is high better than a cop. I made people high, legally.
go he makes everything so awkward i would be so tense talking to him
Yeah but if you want to fool the guy you use the awkwardness.
That's his goal. He's trying to catch people off guard. That being said, he does not make very good jokes...
Um it’s kinda his job
i think he's purposely doing that
That's all officers for me
Anyone else sorta think that the cop looks like hopper from stranger things?
Brenden james that was my first thought
Brenden james and his name is Jim as well!
I wanted to comment the same 🤣
He looks like a fat Farook corden
I was literally just about to comment that🤣
That high guy's balance was rock solid.. Just shows that the test is completely flawed.. as the girl couldn't balance well at all.
He really went from darkest to lightest
When the stoners in the comments knows the person thats high before the officer
😂🤣
I mean I knew but I don’t do drugs..
Edit: I do take medical drugs though.
@@jrflush2157 bro who tf asked my guy
@@caed1642 Idk how about you tell me?
when you’re not a stoner but you have a lot of stoner friends...
Clearly the fourth guy is high, hes the tallest!
What does height have do with anything?
@@sjg4208 right? i think its some corny joke LMAO
What
🤣🤣
just a meme lol
u see how he pulled the black people first😭😭 i was like woah
Yo, imagine if they went to sit down and they completely missed the seat-
*thanks for 6k+ likes lovessss*
Would make deciding who’s high pretty damn easy I think
@@lilli4864 Lmao, definitely
Sounds like something i would do without being high
@@yat5430 😂😂
@@FederalBureauOfIntelligence Your name makes it ironic 😂
the police’s “system” needs to be reviewed and updated because can you imagine how many people with crippling anxiety have been arrested ?
Normally police use tools to see, it was just testing to see if you could do it without the tools.
@@energizer9163 I think they talk to you first and if you seem high they'll do that, but if your just stoned the cops wont arrest you anyway they'll just tell you not yo drive or anything
@@shugyigo4901 unless you live in georgia 😫
@@rebelprincessideas7949 bro i live in scotland, ive been smashed off my face on the high street at like 5pm and they just had a laugh with me
@@shugyigo4901 same mate😂
I figured it was the red shirt guy because of how calm he is, especially when he was counting, he sounded way too calm lmao
I’m not gonna say it but when Jeff stepped forward WE ALL THOUGHT IT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist: I’m high
Jharmarl Richardson The entire viewing audience is high and gettin paranoid . . . . . is he gonna question me??
Who isn't?
Same
@@temppenguin9633 me
Same
"You're not looking at me you're looking over there."
Sir it's called ***ANXIETY***
Crazy nothing to be worried about if you’ve done nothing
Crazy, when you from certain areas just being around 12 make you nervous
@@og_slim u are definitely from a nice ass neighborhood
@grass hopper I definitely understand but what I mean is that it's not always the case. Just because someone looks suspicious due to anxiety disorders or other kinds of mental illnesses, for example: schizophrenia, doesn't mean they're high.. a man was killed because they thought he was high on drugs when he was schizophrenic and never bothered to do anything with him or call anyone and he was left on the highway they found him on and he got hit. Never assume someone is on drugs until you are certain. It's life or death
It's funny that people get medical weed for anxiety, I have a card and it gives me anxiety
I knew Jeff was high as soon as he pointed back to the cop at the start when he asked him to sit down😂
And when he asked "want me to stand somewhere specific"
I just watched that back that’s so funny
I can’t hide being high but I know someone who can have a head FULL of acid and can easily sweet talk to cops lol
“Will the person who smoked please step forward” all 4 people look at eachother and the officer steps forward
Exactly
“ You’re licking your lips more that your teeth”
“ That’s hyper specific “ .. Loving this dialogue 😂😂
hey
I would not have been able to keep a straight face. I would have got myself caught before the questions started 😂
What a hero
If you didn’t know Irene was high you’ve never smoked 😂
Oh yea Irene is gone lol. XD
No cap
Fo sho😂
Your right i haven't
Thanks for spoiling the vid
Irene was high the whole time she just didnt tell anyone
IRENE IS SO CHILL!
Bro picked all of the colors first😭
Thats what im saying bro lol
Notice how he goes for the black people first lol
LuisMoores PubicHair Bruh it’s not that deep
@@loganfnbr it clearly was a joke, they just messing around
LuisMoores PubicHair reaching ..
Lol I noticed but eh it’s whatever
i jus realized that i had to come to the comments n see if sb said sum 😭
Irene Is Stoned Out Her Damn Mind Lmaoo.
My first impression ... ALL of them.
its funny that buzzfeed blurs out jeffs logo on his shirt when sitting down but not when standing up.
One time I got pulled over and my friend had chronic anxiety. They thought he was on something and searched him. Found nothing. Whole time I’m talking to the officers calmly while I had hardcore drugs in my pocket. Never searched me
Edit: got pulled over again drunk with a friend at 3am. Officer asked where we was going I said home. My friend the driver was on probation with no license under the influence. He never asked for our id and just gave us directions back to town.
HELP WHAT
Why are u sharing this
@@saige2636 because hes a cool dude
@random Person I promise you that happened. Guess you can say that's how I'm able to type that comment and not sitting in prison right now. Was like 4 years ago. True story
I hate when people say "that didn't happen" ok bro? Maybe I live a cooler life than you. Go outside sometime.
I think the personality of the person greatly impacts this test, because it is quite a stressful test even if you are not on drugs.
you think sticking your tongue out and saying where your from is a hard test? 😭
@@mafiasodillon yea because that's the only thing they did right?
@@retardsonacid2631 yeah she failed a sticking out your tongue test even though she was sober what you talking about
I would be suspicious even though I don’t smoke 😂
@@mafiasodillon stressful and hard r 2 different things bud
When officer asked him to stand up I caught him by the way he stood up
Asked the big woman the first question what was the last time you ate 🤣
Cop like “well it’s legal in this state”
Right wen he inna state where it aint 💪💥👊🏻
the “wait when did I eat today? 🤔” was the red flag no one paid attention to 😂
Exactly I knew it was him from then on. I always forget everything when I’m high
Your probably forgetful personal already and weed just amflifys what your feeling during the day.
@@danielwolfman3052 nah... everybody is forgetful while high dude. The hippocampus is covered in cannabinoid receptors.
could have just been adhd lol-i have it haha and that’s me 24/7 along with a million other symptoms of it 🥴
@@danielwolfman3052 fr that’s me!
This really does go to show how poorly designed the system for telling who’s intoxicated is. When the consequences are so high we really need to have a more accurate way of assessing who’s under the influence.
Damn he literally started darkest to lightest.
It was random
I can’t be the only one who noticed who he picked as the first two suspects 😂
i scrolled for so long to see if someone mentioned this 😭😭 it was clear as day
ikr
lol I noticed too
I LITERALLY WAS JUST FIXING TO SAY THAT LMAO😂LIKE WHYYYY PICK THEM FIRST
Haha legit was about to comment that
Reverse psychology the cop is actually the person who's high😂
That would would be called a plot twist.
@@sleppii6447 it’s the same thing but okkk.-
@@imanialysse no, it definitely is not the same thing.
@@imanialysse Not even close lmao.
@@imanialysse no it ain't
I figured it out when I noticed he held the same position almost the entire video. I stare off into space too when I'm in Hyrule lol
Such a chill video
Plot twist: everyone is high, including the police officer.
Cop: When was the last time you ate?
Methhead: It's been 84 years...
What are you 12
I knew it was Jeff when he sit down the first time he instantly put his hands on the table.
I knew as soon as he walked in pullin his shirt down he was high😂
Don't do drugs, smoke weed
Dont smoke weed, smoke crack.
misanthropic generation don’t do either smoke cheese 🧀
@@DrHarshBhatiya no no no smoke hair
Don’t tell us what to do 😎
@@s34rch69 burnt hair smells bad :(
I wouldn't be able to pass the balance test even if I was stone cold sober!
shar martin u mean high 🤔
@@shaboykillinit8417 No, I mean my balance is so terrible that I wouldn't be able to pass even if I was sober. Plus, I haven't smoked in about 9 years.
My balance is better after a wine bottle and a couple of beers but I don’t go out so Im good lol
I wouldn't be able to pass the numbers because Im a person who forgets easily. I don't even smoke or drink
Depending on how high you are makes it easier or harder. There isn't just one level of highness
Pov: they are all high as well as officer
“So the system IS wrong” no Irene you just act high 24/7
Permastoned
That’s how we roll! No one will suspect that you’re high when you’re basically wasted 24/7. 😎
Epic Slipknot self titled pfp bruh
nice pfp
A better way for Irene to have said that is. "This system DOES make mistakes," meaning they do.. quite often. And yes.. sometimes.. often.. they are WRONG
See me, I’d be so damn high I’d be like “tf the damned po•lice in here for?!”
🤣🤣🤣
Poulice
Then be like matter a fact tf Am i here for
Yesss😂
I'm half way through and he hasn't even asked if any one is high.
I once was arrested as a teenager for something I did after eating a full prescription of Xanax. I was clearly stumbling around and slurring my words at the time. The police later claimed they didn’t know I was intoxicated just “thought I was weird or something.” If they train these cops to spot people who are intoxicated they clearly need some better training methods
I like how the cop used reverse psychology and manipulation on Brendon saying things that he wasn't doing (paranoia factor of high) and jumping between related actions that someone who would be high would do unconsciously
Some people are really focused when they high .. the black dude was too focused with leg lol, gave it away
I guessed him from the beginning, he was standing so still.
He said look at your feet or there leg
Jeff not black dude
@@jailynmclay4768 as someone who was in a fraternity with Jeff, we referred to him as black Jeff
And I've seen him laugh in the background
I can't stand on one leg in any condition.
Could spot him a mile off at the beginning of the line up, he's the one chilled out whilst everyone else is looking around 😂
Enjoying these lineups
he knew damn well he just didn’t want to get canceled
Sad world we live in
@@isaacfeinberg4623 fr
literally xD
Lol how does that even make sense he called out a Mexican from South Central LA this isn’t about race why does everything have to be about that “he’d get canceled” it’s just as stereo typical to call out a Mexican
@@Notdripzz what? did you even watch the video?
This is so telling…..the world should see this!
Notice how she said “so the system can be wrong”. And he replied “no, I can be wrong”. There you go
As I was scrolling down viewing comments. Your comment popped up as soon as she said it
Samething said differently
👮 forgot....he is the SYSTEM.
“you failed that test.”
“yeah i know, right?”
The order that he chose to interview them was... Interesting
This just shows that you can actually hide being high pretty well
With shades on lol
@@traceydumase he didn’t even need shades
if your brain is strong enough to still be able to control your entire body
Jubilee should do an “Odd Man Out” video like this
I knew who it was right away. He was Overly calm
I love this concept So entertaining. The cops show where they just arrest people gets old sometimes but this is a fun take on testing a cops skills Very cool indeed
I was 100% sure it's Irene. And I still think that 😅
Cellmate: "What're you in for?"
"Participating in a Buzzfeed skit."
The fact that they had to have someone get high for this
So basically if this was IRL she would have been arrested and booked under false assumptions.