Border Patrol with Gordon Ryan

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Hi everyone, my name is Gordon Ryan. This is a look into my life. If you enjoy it, watch it. If you hate it, watch it. If you don't want to watch it, I don't care. I'll be rich and famous either way. Enjoy ❤️
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Комментарии • 101

  • @Em3r1c4
    @Em3r1c4 Месяц назад +42

    Gordon, you should do more of these but also try different roles - gay liberal from CA, hillbilly from Alapachia, a Canadian, a russian/serbian guy,... I think you have the range needed.

  • @chris98wallace
    @chris98wallace Месяц назад +94

    This is horribly painful to watch

  • @JohnKolinofsky
    @JohnKolinofsky Месяц назад +5

    A rash guard under some overalls. Danaher would be very proud. Love it!

    • @AM-ry8is
      @AM-ry8is 18 дней назад

      those are long johns

  • @StoicismWisdomForModernDay
    @StoicismWisdomForModernDay Месяц назад +8

    Dude, it was fun. Didn't know you had this other personality for comedy. Make one more video and try in RUclips. I bet that even haters would want to watch one more video.

  • @bummercreek
    @bummercreek Месяц назад +35

    Unbelievably hard watch

  • @mn22286
    @mn22286 Месяц назад +26

    Love ya Gordon - big fan, own your instructionals, wish you nothing but continued success but cmon how are we supposed to count beating Felipe Pena in a random superfight as an actual adcc gold medal

    • @yutakasama2024
      @yutakasama2024 Месяц назад +2

      He runs adcc he can do what ever he wants

  • @spencerschmidtstudios9171
    @spencerschmidtstudios9171 6 дней назад

    Fun fact this is the guy that defeated Andre galvao.

  • @drewnapoleon4779
    @drewnapoleon4779 2 дня назад

    Awesome job Gordon, I was entertained from start to finish.

  • @AM-ry8is
    @AM-ry8is 18 дней назад

    weird seeing the greatest BJJ artist of all time screwing around like this

  • @BallisticArmbars
    @BallisticArmbars Месяц назад +1

    This got me to laugh!

  • @DontbeanNPC
    @DontbeanNPC Месяц назад +5

    This was freaking gold! 😂

  • @donshaft4573
    @donshaft4573 Месяц назад +5

    The accent is damn near perfect 😂

  • @DCJiuJitsuGeelong
    @DCJiuJitsuGeelong Месяц назад +2

    cos play

  • @johngalt4977
    @johngalt4977 Месяц назад +5

    Oh lordy...

  • @tornjak096
    @tornjak096 17 дней назад

    Nice one

  • @DubKei
    @DubKei Месяц назад +1

    Hows your stomach doing? Need an update, going through the same thing

    • @jiujudo1307
      @jiujudo1307 Месяц назад

      @DubKei - Maybe he should visit Conor's Doctor?

  • @johnny5.56
    @johnny5.56 Месяц назад +10

    If Biden wouldn't do it at least someone is.

  • @MikeyAustin-gz7xq
    @MikeyAustin-gz7xq Месяц назад +3

    You’re absolutely right king I’m so happy you are in Texas now we love you brother 😊 🥋

  • @jiujitsuchannel756
    @jiujitsuchannel756 Месяц назад +1

    Hilarious😂😂😂

  • @TheMartialWay
    @TheMartialWay Месяц назад +5

    Best one yet! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattsmith1700
    @mattsmith1700 Месяц назад

    The songs were hilarious

  • @lewis843
    @lewis843 Месяц назад +15

    The reddit dorks aren't gonna like this one Gordon!

  • @rogerdanella
    @rogerdanella Месяц назад +9

    Gordon for mayor of Austin

  • @jassyjitsuu
    @jassyjitsuu Месяц назад

    That ai country song was top tier

  • @KT-ni4lq
    @KT-ni4lq Месяц назад +15

    Gordon Ryan Is lowkey funny af.

  • @fatherted681
    @fatherted681 Месяц назад +1

    What the…

  • @js1145
    @js1145 Месяц назад +8

    100% America First!! Americans First!!

    • @vintagepipesnightmares
      @vintagepipesnightmares Месяц назад

      America is a third world country. Stop believing propaganda!

    • @PaddyMcann
      @PaddyMcann Месяц назад

      @@vintagepipesnightmaresit's still a nation

    • @vintagepipesnightmares
      @vintagepipesnightmares Месяц назад

      @@PaddyMcann even more than that
      It’s an evil decadent and Zionist empire !

    • @joenobody5913
      @joenobody5913 Месяц назад

      ​@@PaddyMcann YEAH so lets elect the guy promising to become a dictator who did fuck all about this issue when he had the chance, I"m sure he'll keep his promises this time! Gonna be hard to pat himself on the back every 5seconds about the economy this time since Obama didn't have 8 years to do all the work for him again, lol who am i kiddin he'll just lie about it like all his other "accomplishments" instead.

    • @noway5266
      @noway5266 Месяц назад

      ​@@joenobody5913Obama ruined the country wym? The fair housing act wrecked suburbs. He let in millions of savage Somalis. He stoked racial hatred towards Whites. The list goes on. Worst president ever.

  • @CraigJonesFluffer
    @CraigJonesFluffer Месяц назад +1

    Is this Mexican Ground Karate hate or did a beanbag pipe Sunny?

  • @ChuckDuncan
    @ChuckDuncan Месяц назад +2

    Epic! Can't wait to see what comes next!

  • @hwago123
    @hwago123 Месяц назад

    Did he have AI make this music?

  • @RogerKnowsTech
    @RogerKnowsTech Месяц назад +2

    He’s funny as heck!

  • @BillyJohnsonize
    @BillyJohnsonize Месяц назад +1

    Satire?

  • @anonymousreviewer169
    @anonymousreviewer169 Месяц назад +1

    um, where is the border content? lol

  • @geoffdandrews
    @geoffdandrews Месяц назад

    that was funny!

  • @masonjarr2316
    @masonjarr2316 Месяц назад

    If Craig took the millions of dollars from Ukraine, will the winners of CJI have to give the money back when this all comes to light!

  • @fredrikandersson3885
    @fredrikandersson3885 Месяц назад +1

    Hahah great video bro, keep rocking

  • @user-hy8lc1hk9o
    @user-hy8lc1hk9o Месяц назад

  • @filipkrska3495
    @filipkrska3495 Месяц назад

    The simpsons: Se35/Ep01 18:30

  • @josephstewart1189
    @josephstewart1189 Месяц назад +10

    Great video gordon, just please start taking minoxidil, your hairline is starting to fade from the test

    • @spencerschmidtstudios9171
      @spencerschmidtstudios9171 Месяц назад +2

      That’s what happens when you start juicing up.

    • @molnoob3451
      @molnoob3451 Месяц назад

      Terrible advice, minoxidil doesn't prevent hairloss at all. Take finasteride or even better.. dutasteride which blocks DHT by over 90%

  • @JR-wj9bh
    @JR-wj9bh Месяц назад

    Fire accent lol

  • @bgcheese
    @bgcheese Месяц назад +2

    Gordon is a genius grappler but incredibly dumb. Dude just go to the gun range and shoot some content.

  • @picojujutsu
    @picojujutsu Месяц назад +1

    Fear everyone, Obay no one

  • @rogerdanella
    @rogerdanella Месяц назад +1

    Time for some more Gordon’s

  • @-scrim
    @-scrim Месяц назад +1

    HUGE W KING 👑👑👑

  • @Tyborg425
    @Tyborg425 Месяц назад +3

    Thanks for making this video, thanks for using your platform and name to speak up. Jits, platecarriers and riffles!!!

  • @willarn1
    @willarn1 Месяц назад +4

    So correct 🇺🇸

  • @hwago123
    @hwago123 Месяц назад +1

    This was fucking weird

  • @mmushashi2254
    @mmushashi2254 Месяц назад +2

    This video is fucking awesome!

  • @tylerdenham581
    @tylerdenham581 Месяц назад

    I love you even more than I did 15 minutes ago. And that’s saying something.

  • @nmc725
    @nmc725 Месяц назад

    Lol love his instructionals, but.... 😂😂😂

  • @AM-ry8is
    @AM-ry8is 18 дней назад

    what an odd video.

  • @shooei5990
    @shooei5990 Месяц назад

    I loved this

  • @constablekohler
    @constablekohler Месяц назад

    Well maybe don't go back to your older style of videos at least not full time

  • @thomasp.898
    @thomasp.898 Месяц назад

    😅😂😂😂😂

  • @jiujudo1307
    @jiujudo1307 Месяц назад +3

    Thank God for Craig Jones! Gordon has the worst personality in the sport💩 BTW, are Sunny's paper in order☎

  • @jmela13
    @jmela13 Месяц назад +1

    When are you going to kick Craig jones’ ass again? I can’t wait!!

  • @yutakasama2024
    @yutakasama2024 Месяц назад +1

    talk smack about God all you want gordon your gonna meet your maker sooner or later

  • @memlabsai
    @memlabsai 21 день назад

    Is this meant to be funny? It's so cringe

  • @Peter-xq7es
    @Peter-xq7es Месяц назад

    1st

  • @guzziman
    @guzziman Месяц назад +3

    Trump 2024

  • @user-vg9wz6sy1j
    @user-vg9wz6sy1j Месяц назад +1

    SPOT ON BRO. Run for office in Austin

  • @user-hy8lc1hk9o
    @user-hy8lc1hk9o Месяц назад