Worst Item In EVERY Premier League Club Shop
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- From a £275 Arsenal gold ring to a Brighton & Hove Albion dog replica kit, HITC Sevens takes a look at some of the worst items listed for sale in the stores of every 2022-23 Premier League club.
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Alfie has always struck me as the type of dude who's idea of a wild time is having sugar with his tea so glad to see him let the hair down with this one.
Either that or hes going down on coke and hookers every 20 minutes
There are only two options.
Quite.
Alfie has no business being this funny 💀
The small bodybuilder rodent bit was honestly like something a stand up comedian would say
The guy's a generational linguistic gem
This is the quality journalism we've come to know and love from Alfie. 😂😂
I just love how he hated the Arsenal trench coat so much, he compared it to the Belgian atrocities in Congo 😂😂😂😂I love Alfie
@@bababababababa6124 yeah that one made me chuckle as well haha 😂
He is softening his viewers up to bring in Alfie & HITC 7's merchandise.
The “death to yemeni children” bit had me wheezing. Alfie having the ability to riff is a delight
I am the proud owner of an official Aston Villa branded football pump. I acquired it partly so that I could display my lifelong passion for the Villans whenever I am pumping up a football but mainly because it was on offer for 50p in the bargain bin at Villa Village and I figured that I was unlikely to see a cheaper one anywhere else.
Great deal
my man has made a banger deal
I would love to buy a “Get Well Soon” card for each of my friends’ favorite clubs - to troll them of course, after their team loses. If the loss happens to be particularly brutal, the card might even arrive with flowers.
thats pure evil man. i love it.
As someone who has never gone or shopped from any of the PL Club shops,I 100% agree with this.
As someone who’s only ever gone to my local league 1 team shop, I also agree 😂
Southampton one the joke made was nice about how when they get a good player a bigger club comes gets them
Why
@@bababababababa6124 so not Liverpool
@@bababababababa6124 what team
That crude oil joke was gold 🤣🤣
"and where have they hidden the body - well" that one sent my rolling off my couch, well done Alfie.
Hilarious video. Actually found myself laughing out loud through most of it
Same... if there's a video where Alfie could freely explore his wit it was this one.
The Ottoman Storage Box... just brilliant. 😂
Also, Trincão (with a K sound on that C) plays for Sporting not Benfica.
That ‘tiny dumbell designed for a small rodent’ is the best item 😂
That Leeds hockey jersey is actually better than my local NHL team's most recent addition and it costs less than most of the tshirts they sell
What's your local NHL team?
God I hate fanatics
“Who the hell is paying 1,200 fat ones…”
Alfie, I love you man, never change 😂
This was honestly one of the most enjoyable videos i remember recently, well done. You definitely should do similar ones in the future, not related to a specific club/player, but something like this, away from the pitch
I really needed something light-hearted like this today. Cheers.
I would question who actually buys this tat, but then I remembered that I attended a house viewing a few years back and one of the rooms was nothing but a literal shrine to Steven Gerrard, complete with many items similar to the ones included in this video. The person selling the house must have had a dozen different versions of those framed photos similar to what Chelsea were selling for exorbitant prices, all featuring the Liverpool and Villa legend.
A bonus episode of Alfie looking at the Hull City store would be awesome!
Quite right Alfie, there is no possible scenario in which a rat would shop on the Nottingham Forest online store.
I'm still figuring out whether or not he would use a dumbbell, will get back to you on that.
Just got home from hospital after a bad case of sepsis and this video gave me some much needed laughs , so thank you for that Alfie
Indeed, I’m day 13 post op retinal detachment surgery- my right eye is only just hanging on from laughing
(Get well soon mate)
The worst item that is sold in Crystal Palace’s stadium is obviously 90% things you can buy in the Sainsbury’s
The Wolves ones are particularly insane. Who is buying a £20 t-shirt for a loan player at the best of times?
Spurs sell a blow up Premier League title, ironically the closest they’ll get to having a title
Lord above😭
Hah!
It's because they always blow them up at the start of the season with title talk but inevitably start to go soft after a few games and before you know it, it goes flat and they let their fans down again 👍.
@@golgotha3938 haha! 😂
Alfie: I’m rambling so I will try speed up
5 minutes later: so I’m just saying a small rodent couldn’t use a dumbbell because of a lack of dexterity
Never change Alfie
When Pompey's kit was made by Rugby brand Canterbury of New Zealand, our club shop sold their fashion range too which was sort of understandable as they weren't a well established brand in the UK. I couldn't think of anywhere else where their stuff was sold and it was quite nice.
I'd be interested to know your opinion of the Hull City shop too, Alfie.
Everyone in New Zealand has a pair of Canterbury side zip pants lol
I once went to St Pauli's club shop and everything, of course, had a skull and crossbones on it which is a bit macabre if you bought your toddler a black rompersuit covered in symbols of death.
It's a pirate symbol first and foremost, at least accoring to them (I'm an Hamburger SV sympathizer, the rival club of St. Pauli). 🔵⚪️⚫️
Enjoy your serious videos to no end, but excited to see what type of to trash these teams sell lol
If any other football channel had this topic I would be surprised, but not when it comes from our good old pal Alfie. Great stuff as usual.
that villa skill ball joke did really make me laugh
Leave my AFCB branded ottoman alone. It's a perfect place to keep my charcoal dressing gown and branded flat cap. My 5m cherries tape measure was very convenient when measuring up the ottoman also.
I have not laughed this much in a long time. 🤣 As an Arsenal fan, I might buy that jacket... if it ever goes to 95% off. I wish my club had a Trivial Pursuit game though, jealous of that! 🤣
This did make me chuckle - I also have to admit I did buy an Arsenal armband many years ago so guilty as charged
Why the Spurs Garden Gnome isn’t on here is beyond me, was a staple of the old club shop at White Hart Lane
With regards to the single Forest earring, the reason for it being single is because we have a relatively large LGBTQ+ community in Nottingham, and a lot of the males have just a single pierced ear (tradition and all), and a large alt scene where a good number have one lobe stretched and the other normal, or wear a different style in each ear. Selling a pair, therefore, would render one superfluous.
Just justifying why it's a single, not why it exists.
Wolves essential range is fully essential for the average "one to wash one to wear" wolves fan. I've never met one who wasn't wearing a wolves shirt or with a wolves tattoo lol.
The Leeds shop just selling standard Adidas products reminds me of when during the 2018 WC, I was trying to get the new England home shirt. Everywhere online had sold out, but I managed to find and buy one from the Tottenham online shop. Obvious to say I'm not a Suprs fan.
I love that you did a lighter topic for this video, couldn't stop laughing throughout this one. Incredible banter Alfie 😂
Bloke from Dresden here.
I know it might sound weird, but to be part, not butt, of a joke containing the bombing of my hometown felt kind of refreshing.
Thanks mate :)
Great content as always!
Blasphemy. Doggos in team kit is a wonderful wholesome thing! And those curtains were so disgusting and hideous how did that not make it as the object. Whoever decided on creating that and putting it in the store needs to be fired what a disgrace 😂
Trying to get dogs to support your team is cruel, they'll always be Rovers fans
Tbf, the Villa Range Rover makes more sense than the other clubs seeing how JLR is not just a Birmingham based firm, but a really popular symbol for the West Midlands car industry history as a whole.
Laughed so hard at this video, I love Alfie’s humour so much 😂😂
Seen a few of those Adidas camo shorts being worn around Leeds city centre. Must be a popular item 🤣
Alfie, if you'd have made this video a few weeks ago you would have found a T-Shirt for Sale on the Nottingham Forest store, that was simply a white tee with "NF" on it, Forest fans quickily pointed out the National Front connection on Twitter and it was swiftly removed.
or maybe they sent them to the Chelsea club shop?
I hadn't laughed like this for a while. Cheers, Alfie
As a yank, thank you for your condolences about our chocolate. It’s truly our greatest burden to bear 😢
6:07 Alfies delivery nearly made me spit out my drink
alfie i love how brave you are by making jokes on corrupt owners, keep being honest
We are now officially in the late stages of HITC 7s
That West Ham have their actual players model their merch is honestly pretty cool.
A lot of former players and legends like Carlton Cole and Brooking model them too
Yeah, that's cool.
This is the best video topic you’ve done for a while, definitely unique!
Cant wait to gift my Grandmother a pair of Brighton & Hove Albion curtains for Christmas. Thanks HITC for the recommendation 10:09
Alfie smoking the Leeds U hockey jersey goes so insanely hard and is better than like 10 NHL jerseys
Most useless/worst thing at Spurs - the trophy cabinet
It's the history of the Tottenham
@@MikeOxtinks Hi there, Giorgio.
You could have added a bonus Hull City store review... they're not in the Premier League but we wouldn't have minded.
Harsh on the Palace Ale imo, as it's brewed by one of our celeb fans: Neil Morrissey.
It's sold in the ground aswell and is pretty decent.
Agree with the other alcohols though - weird 🤣
Yes, Palace Ale is totally valid. Morrissey is a proper brewer and that ale has been going ten years at least.
Bournemouth card on lay away only 0.17 a month what a bargain in these difficult times
The small rodent bit was genuinely brilliant
honestly this is one of the best videos you have ever made its class
in the late 90's I got a mouse mat, hat and a mug from the Man United store, I still have the mug! Jokes aside that mugs over 20 years old now and I have grown kind of attached to it 😁
I was looking at a handicraft stall today with items from Latin America. I browsed the ponchos and looked at the pattern on a bright blue one. It was celebrating Everton FC. Oh dear
There is an Everton team that plays in Chile
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everton_de_Vi%C3%B1a_del_Mar
Good to see some well deserved recognition for weetabix minis on this channel. Keep up the top stuff Alfie.
As a west ham fan i can confirm we all sit down and pray to our murals of Mark Noble in pray we dont get anymore injurys
I actually believed the MBS joke for a second, paused the video in shock and then continued the video
Can you please do - "What's the hell is going in Leicester city?"
kind of has done already
Alfie has got me good with the Crude oil. I thought that was the best joke of the video, until the MBS shirt and baby yoda came along
This is exactly the kind of stuff that mainstream media wouldn't talk about!
Trincão is at Sporting on loan from Barca pal
we need to continue this series with Championship, League 1 and League 2 clubs!
This is one of your most entertaining videos of all time, loved it 😂
£1200 for a match worn shirt!!! No wonder dad has got the kids holding placards all asking for shirts at match end!!
Spot on, Alfie. As a Wolves fan I absolutely detest even hearing Trincaò's name much less, seeing it on a T-shirt. What rubbish. Although, I will admit wiping me bum with his tee might actually be therapeutic. Dunno. Cheers, m8. Much love from NYC! Wolves ay we!
I will say that in the fashion industry "essential" means "basics"
Hilarious, the LFC appliances joke killed me lol
The Southampton trivial pursuit is going on my Christmas list.
On the sales page it is possible to zoom in and read some questions. Here is one for you.
"How many league clubs did Mick Channon play for?" ????
7:05 comedy genius
There was a Brighton Guess Who from their 1st season in the prem and was there for a number of seasons. Would've loved to see that here.
You know what? I like Ottoman storage boxes. They're versatile and useful, and this one is reasonably priced? Shout-out to Bournemouth.
Alfie letting loose is a nice little treat.
A toy labelled as "used under adult supervision" is a legally required warning when the product contains small parts. That doesnt mean that the product is produced for adults, it just means that adults should watch kids playing with it, as even kids older than 3 yo. can put small items in their mouth and potentially suffocate. Sorry to correct your otherwise brilliant video
Day 6: 7 less known/competitive top-flight leagues that saw world class players played in there. (For example the Hong Kong Premier League) (Preferably those who attracted these players throughout a longer time, rather than the oil money leagues that only do so in recent years)
Never ever worry about waffling on, mate, we love it, and don't mind. Your sarcastic tone is perfect for this kind of video as well!
I feel your criticism of Chelsea was too harsh. Beside me is a blue wooden duck with a Chelsea badge. I've named him Quackalele.
The image chosen at 13:12 made me laugh pretty hard; a man who also has nothing new, interesting or even amusing to say. Perfect!
Imagine going to someone's house and seeing that garish Bournemouth ottoman 😂
Interesting Alfie mentioned the premier league teams as countries video in this as at the time he made a throw away comment about palace loving a drink in reference to their similarities with Ireland before then going to outline the various alcohols on sale at palace hitc multiverse confirmed 😮
Thank you Alfie, now I’m considering buying some Crystal Palace Ale and shipping it all the way here to California. 😅
Did he just make a Dresden '45 joke ? That's my business!
You can't be hating on the Arsenal puffy coat! It's an Wenger classic!
Allie is about to influence me to spend my hard earned freedom dollars on essential Arsenal tat
Btw, Francisco Trincão now plays for SPORTING CP, and not Benfica...
As a Newcastle fan I thought your jabs at us and city were great.
Though ngl our third kit is aesthetically nice. If a bit on the nose
I just checked, and you're right. Your third kit *does* look nice, if a bit on the nose.
Calling American chocolate "barely chocolate at all" is a ridiculous thing to say, far too generous to such an abomination
I’m not sure if this is a good idea, and probably pretty confusing, but every Ballon d’or winner of each club could only win it once. So as a Blackpool player won it the first year of its creation, another Blackpool player could never win it. Not that another would win it though.
Honestly, not sure why any comedian has a job after this epic performance. Oh wait, it's to show just how fantastically patronising Alfie is to anything not "essential".
15:55 Correct me if I’m wrong, but that seems like it has a leeds badge below the adidas logo. Still hideous though.
Also Trincão is not on loan at Benfica, but at Sporting
I need that 'real' Newcastle Yoda plushie
Pretty sure Spurs and Wolves mean Essential as in the type of clothing is essential in a guy's wardrobe. Not that the actual items in the shop are essential for you.
If you're willing to pay so much for some of these items, then you deserve to get ripped off
I'm only on Bournemouth at the time of writing and I can guarantee nothing will Top Stoke City selling Oatmeal in there shop
I’ve previously mildly chuckled along with Alfie. But this is gold. A discourse on Rodents in a gym was more than us mere mortals deserve
And now I’m off to my club’s website shop. Looking for a larf…