The Blue Blanket Bandit

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @andymilonakis
    @andymilonakis 5 лет назад +8488

    it said chicken salad twice on the graphic but one of them was egg salad

  • @WatchItMelt
    @WatchItMelt 5 лет назад +21997

    This guy was so high, he thought he was wearing an invisibility cloak.

    • @caency
      @caency 5 лет назад +70

      Lmaooooo

    • @heilhonkler6981
      @heilhonkler6981 5 лет назад +508

      Who are you talking about? I don't see anything

    • @ronharris91
      @ronharris91 5 лет назад +160

      The shit going through his head would be so interesting to see in real time

    • @lynnc4872
      @lynnc4872 5 лет назад +43

      Best comment ever lol

    • @sand4586
      @sand4586 5 лет назад +16

      Watch It Melt LOL

  • @ismokenerfdarts4695
    @ismokenerfdarts4695 5 лет назад +3930

    I like the addition of the items in the top left

    • @musllm
      @musllm 5 лет назад +21

      Yes, it is very informative.

    • @mrnaji
      @mrnaji 5 лет назад +42

      I agree it should be a permanent staple on Gas Station Encounters, Fun and Interactive

    • @Deathkeeper43
      @Deathkeeper43 5 лет назад +5

      That's how I knew this was gonna be a good one lol

    • @Ryan108XD
      @Ryan108XD 5 лет назад +5

      ISmokeNerfDarts should’ve been a Minecraft inventory lol

    • @Mike-pd7uv
      @Mike-pd7uv 5 лет назад +1

      Just saw it. Thanks

  • @magamynaga5205
    @magamynaga5205 5 лет назад +3099

    Im surprised you caught him he was wearing some pretty effective camouflage

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 лет назад +56

      If the blanket was a military camo, he wouldn't have been spotted.

    • @ididthisforthecomments.5893
      @ididthisforthecomments.5893 5 лет назад +20

      Like a ghost...

    • @davidmonroe7783
      @davidmonroe7783 5 лет назад +4

      @Councilman Les Wynan 😂😂😂😂

    • @magamynaga5205
      @magamynaga5205 5 лет назад +26

      @@ididthisforthecomments.5893 Only reason he was caught is because it kept slipping off

    • @Breadstixxistaken
      @Breadstixxistaken 5 лет назад +9

      I can't even see what the dude is talking about. Nobody is even there.

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 2 года назад +327

    It’s a shame what happened to Linus. Lucy was mean to him and Charlie Brown and it eventually drove him to this. His poor security blanket is looking rough!

    • @SightlySinner
      @SightlySinner Год назад +7

      😂 Linus

    • @huggleskuishy
      @huggleskuishy Год назад +3

      Lmao

    • @imaramblins
      @imaramblins Год назад +1

      😅 Not bad. Nice effort.

    • @Eskey__
      @Eskey__ Год назад +7

      I think that might be pig pen and he stole the blanket from Linus.

    • @greed42o
      @greed42o Год назад

      him and Charlie were the old punching bags remember snoopy and Woodstock

  • @c_wonder
    @c_wonder 5 лет назад +3602

    Wonder how suspicious I look buying things at gas stations. I’m really just indecisive

    • @bradenjames670
      @bradenjames670 5 лет назад +233

      You probably don't wear a blanket on Your head either. 😂

    • @julianbarriga8513
      @julianbarriga8513 5 лет назад +361

      Dude I’ve been thinking the same thing watching these videos.

    • @yummymedic6675
      @yummymedic6675 5 лет назад +56

      Same thoughts.

    • @jlc5744
      @jlc5744 5 лет назад +33

      me to

    • @May-tm4wb
      @May-tm4wb 5 лет назад +55

      Me too. Plus I got some allergy shit, so I have grab many things before finding the right one.

  • @flowersforever5970
    @flowersforever5970 5 лет назад +2235

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more obvious thief in my life

    • @Mental_Illboy
      @Mental_Illboy 5 лет назад +13

      Every time you watch in the mirror you'll see a true hart's thief so actually you've seen a more obvious thief than him 😉👍🏿
      Praise Jesus 👏🏿

    • @colt-king1111
      @colt-king1111 5 лет назад +78

      HBterreur if u gonna flirt with someone, learn how to spell first

    • @Mental_Illboy
      @Mental_Illboy 5 лет назад +15

      @@colt-king1111 I'm from iraq. English is not my first language.

    • @colt-king1111
      @colt-king1111 5 лет назад +11

      HBterreur oh well now im the asshole haha, sorry bout that, its spelled “heart” but props to u! For knowing multiple languages

    • @g-lock6676
      @g-lock6676 5 лет назад +2

      @@chickentoot4102 lmao pls pls show

  • @joeyalbergo
    @joeyalbergo 5 лет назад +1233

    THE ITEM COUNTER ON THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN IS AWESOME !!! YES !!! lol!!!!

    • @PsychotherapistSam
      @PsychotherapistSam 5 лет назад +7

      Agree, that's really nice

    • @tvvaindriver
      @tvvaindriver 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, if you kept that as a feature from this point forward I wouldn't mind either.

    • @psilocybinvibin502
      @psilocybinvibin502 5 лет назад +11

      We need this on every video please

    • @DeadSpaceDE
      @DeadSpaceDE 5 лет назад +8

      This must be pinned, we need this everytime!

    • @joeyalbergo
      @joeyalbergo 5 лет назад +5

      The videos keep getting better and better and the thieves are getting goofier! He walks in with a blanket over is head, lol!

  • @joejones8776
    @joejones8776 3 года назад +524

    @6:51 the guy wears the blanket probably because he’s insecure about the dents, scarring and damage to his head. Obviously someone who is a drug user, making decision after decision that does nothing beneficial for his well being or life. I do feel pity for
    him on a human level. But what he done here is wrong and I’m glad he was caught and he fessed up. Since this video, I hope he has found the help he needs to live a better and more productive life...

    • @bloodshotk
      @bloodshotk 3 года назад +13

      Well said man

    • @jakevionmosby6677
      @jakevionmosby6677 3 года назад +12

      @Mht H people laughing I don’t find it funny

    • @Lish44
      @Lish44 3 года назад +8

      well said brotha

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 3 года назад +5

      @Gort Newton What you said, amazing,

    • @reiplushieholder5845
      @reiplushieholder5845 3 года назад +14

      Yeah I'm happy that the guy recognized that and let him go instead of pushing it like the others, not like druggies making bad decisions shouldn't be prosecuted. I admire the level of empathy shown here sometimes.

  • @dariawells7438
    @dariawells7438 5 лет назад +437

    Love the inventory at the top left. It's like I'm watching a point and click adventure game walkthrough.

    • @Markwaynesapp
      @Markwaynesapp 5 лет назад +2

      @Sarah Hulsey didnt even realize before u said so, even funnier than before :)

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 5 лет назад

      Man I miss playing these games

  • @not.enoughto.go.around6176
    @not.enoughto.go.around6176 5 лет назад +1052

    You know you're on drugs when you think that wearing a blanket in a gas station is inconspicuous.

    • @microwhoop7420
      @microwhoop7420 5 лет назад +27

      Gotta hide from the cia operatives watching him from the bushes across the street.

    • @cars365
      @cars365 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 5 лет назад

      @Shin Sho I thought those were injuries from a fight.

    • @ChivasBarcelonaMex
      @ChivasBarcelonaMex 5 лет назад

      @Shin Sho And all the sores on his left arm. 7:00

    • @bosslady302yeahyoureadrigh7
      @bosslady302yeahyoureadrigh7 5 лет назад

      @Troy Bachtelle 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

  • @jerrypacheco5749
    @jerrypacheco5749 5 лет назад +2160

    The blanket was to cover all his Heroin track marks.

    • @Jak-it
      @Jak-it 5 лет назад +45

      Track marks

    • @micahmachtdaswurstchen7688
      @micahmachtdaswurstchen7688 5 лет назад +138

      Poor guy, drug addicted and a thief

    • @billmurrayatemygelato730
      @billmurrayatemygelato730 5 лет назад +103

      @@Jak-it I love it when super straight squares talk about drugs. _"He has heroin scars from inserting the needle in his vein and pushing opiates in his bloodstream to become euphoric."_ 😂

    • @mrbakerskatz
      @mrbakerskatz 5 лет назад +2

      About to wreck your shitz come wreck this Goof !

    • @justinstanford7958
      @justinstanford7958 5 лет назад +39

      About to wreck your shitz your a cool guy aren’t you

  • @garrickallen8831
    @garrickallen8831 2 года назад +120

    I felt bad for this dude. Hope he find his way to a better life. And become a new person than he was before.

    • @fortythreenorth2518
      @fortythreenorth2518 Год назад +9

      He is not mentally fit to hold onto a job by the look of it. Unfortunately most of these types are unable to turn their lives around.

    • @spiderman0863
      @spiderman0863 10 месяцев назад +3

      He needs a Google career certificate!

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      @MayorOfYouTube 7 месяцев назад

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    • @UnIimited_Power
      @UnIimited_Power 4 месяца назад

      ​@@fortythreenorth2518Well, anyway...

    • @sweptapostle2473
      @sweptapostle2473 3 месяца назад

      I don't

  • @speedrob
    @speedrob 5 лет назад +1755

    Dude will be pissed when he realizes he's wearing the invisiblity cloak the wrong way.

    • @sliccmang8176
      @sliccmang8176 5 лет назад +9

      Lmfaaoo

    • @mr.channel6467
      @mr.channel6467 5 лет назад +8

      Maann the narrative was all “this little slippery salmon”

    • @tm0675
      @tm0675 5 лет назад +2

      Num47 you stole this comment from a dude that posted something similar before you

    • @GB-ht3dq
      @GB-ht3dq 5 лет назад +1

      stolen comment

    • @MrOTcomputer
      @MrOTcomputer 5 лет назад

      LMAO

  • @franklesser5655
    @franklesser5655 4 года назад +1297

    I would never ever be suspicious of a man wearing a blanket.

    • @sloooth1k
      @sloooth1k 4 года назад +45

      *invisibility cloak*

    • @casbyness
      @casbyness 4 года назад +7

      I would have legit suspected he was going to try holding the place up.

    • @Matt-hg2iz
      @Matt-hg2iz 2 года назад +1

      Lol everyone else wearing shorts n tee shirt but summer still cold for meth heads

    • @supahbob94
      @supahbob94 2 года назад +1

      youre a towel!

    • @skudsurfer
      @skudsurfer 2 года назад +1

      @@Matt-hg2iz only part I ever feel cold in is my fore arms rest are fine

  • @originalotrex
    @originalotrex 5 лет назад +594

    Your new "item theft tracker" is hereby approved!

  • @ethancollins3050
    @ethancollins3050 3 года назад +322

    Kinda felt bad for the guy for some reason looked like he was having a rough day or a rough life…

    • @Edser9
      @Edser9 3 года назад +46

      meth

    • @serkdamerc6236
      @serkdamerc6236 3 года назад +13

      exactly how i felt too.

    • @beaversteve
      @beaversteve 3 года назад +21

      poor guys a victim of a cruel world

    • @5tyyu
      @5tyyu 2 года назад +5

      Better call Saul

    • @betzybrethour334
      @betzybrethour334 Год назад +4

      We all have bad days does that mean we can all start stealing ?

  • @chouavue9056
    @chouavue9056 5 лет назад +466

    Inner voice: I'm gonna be a good boy today and pay.
    Blue blanket: Just steal it. They won't notice since I got you cover.

  • @franco2538
    @franco2538 5 лет назад +407

    The pictures on the top left really help. Thanks.

    • @joesphysmithy5305
      @joesphysmithy5305 5 лет назад +4

      Pinche Beamer OH YEAH YEAH

    • @franco2538
      @franco2538 5 лет назад +1

      Joesphy Smithy meme gone but never forgotten 😥

    • @sadken50p
      @sadken50p 5 лет назад +3

      As someone from Scotland who dosent know what any of this American stuff is. It helps

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 5 лет назад +1

      They should implement this live (with an AI or something) into the surveillance system so the cashiers constantly know what's up :P

    • @TehBudWhisperer
      @TehBudWhisperer 5 лет назад +1

      I like it

  • @e0are
    @e0are 5 лет назад +374

    The corner graphic that keeps track of the items should be in all videos! Awesome idea guys! I love it

    • @IngoPagels
      @IngoPagels 5 лет назад +4

      Indeed! Good feature

    • @OriasX
      @OriasX 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah,i really like that because i live in Europe so i don't know how most of these items look like

    • @IngoPagels
      @IngoPagels 5 лет назад +1

      yehr, I am from germany and the USA got mutch more choclats than we got over here - at least it feels like so. marshmallows are the exception. You find em in some stores and its a 100% usa import.

  • @hill_awaits
    @hill_awaits 2 года назад +131

    honestly this is the only one that I've ever felt bad for the guy

    • @r.i.pyoutube6881
      @r.i.pyoutube6881 Год назад +1

      lol tf why

    • @fynnbergstein
      @fynnbergstein Год назад +4

      @@r.i.pyoutube6881 bc he on foodstamps prob broke and hungry

    • @divulgedspirit
      @divulgedspirit 11 месяцев назад

      ​@fynnbergstein he's on drugs look at those scabs. Meth

    • @jondoe384
      @jondoe384 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@fynnbergstein then he should get help and get his shit together

  • @consumedbydeceit5942
    @consumedbydeceit5942 5 лет назад +1369

    Damn that foo was covered in sores
    His head had a crater
    Meth is a helluva drug

    • @5starstunna428
      @5starstunna428 5 лет назад +5

      foo straight posted up

    • @tennisballboys8662
      @tennisballboys8662 5 лет назад +15

      That’s hiv

    • @lalalaland234
      @lalalaland234 5 лет назад +8

      Tennis Ball Boys how is that HIV???

    • @Xxmeca421xX
      @Xxmeca421xX 5 лет назад +37

      @ss Ss he's probably shooting meth and heroin

    • @glennallen496
      @glennallen496 5 лет назад +49

      @ss Ss He's probably shooting up his meth. That guy was way too hyper to be a heroin junkie.

  • @lucashammontree5676
    @lucashammontree5676 5 лет назад +748

    Nothing like pulling attention to yourself by wearing a dumb looking blanket while stealing

    • @robertsr.249
      @robertsr.249 5 лет назад +15

      @Lucas Hammontree. He could be related to Linus , and that’s his security blanket

    • @frankraho62
      @frankraho62 5 лет назад +1

      Thought the same thing

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 5 лет назад +6

      @brdman I woulda snapped his blanket then. Bitch would be crying .

    • @bryanmurphy2291
      @bryanmurphy2291 5 лет назад

      Lucas Hammontree I think you mean the invisibility cloak

    • @tip3593
      @tip3593 5 лет назад +1

      Dexter Haven Dude coulda done that with a hat though

  • @lenny3770
    @lenny3770 5 лет назад +1102

    I think he chose the wrong footage because I didn’t see anyone at all.

  • @jeffswanson4594
    @jeffswanson4594 9 месяцев назад +5

    “He’s a slippery little Salmon” 🍣

  • @Desertyeti7
    @Desertyeti7 4 года назад +1401

    This guy couldn’t act any more suspicious if he tried

    • @naturewayproductions
      @naturewayproductions 3 года назад +9

      If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

    • @mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630
      @mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630 3 года назад +9

      The blanket thing is totally normal isn't it?

    • @DestinySpicer2012
      @DestinySpicer2012 3 года назад

      Ding Dongs of The Blue Blanket Bandit Fece on Whilet

    •  3 года назад +1

      .....wait...he wasn't trying?

    • @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701
      @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 3 года назад +1

      @ Nah my man.
      This was all the oxy he took earlier in the day, telling him: "This is a good idea bro, lets do it... they'll never know".

  • @daonlyrainsolo
    @daonlyrainsolo 5 лет назад +2788

    How did you catch him with his cloak of invisibility activated?

    • @salem1451
      @salem1451 5 лет назад +68

      daonlyrainsolo He didn't have the weapon rank to use it

    • @jorensc
      @jorensc 5 лет назад +3

      k

    • @SplashAttackTCG
      @SplashAttackTCG 5 лет назад +34

      He forgot to charge it and it wasn’t working.

    • @nunyabizness3692
      @nunyabizness3692 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @adel-711
      @adel-711 5 лет назад +1

      daonlyrainsolo magic

  • @ripgeorgesmith9021
    @ripgeorgesmith9021 5 лет назад +1184

    *Am I high or was this dude stealing for like 30 mins* 🤔

  • @kaileyrose.4062
    @kaileyrose.4062 2 года назад +8

    i know he stole but the ‘im hungry’ got me. it really got me.

  • @AgozieAni
    @AgozieAni 5 лет назад +348

    I thought it was a parody video till the end, this thief is crazy!!

  • @Avegotem
    @Avegotem 5 лет назад +526

    When he took off his blanket I was in shock of all the syringe wounds I hope he turns his life around

  • @joshalberto2814
    @joshalberto2814 5 лет назад +2044

    Poor guy, drugs are really kicking his ass. I hope he can turn things around in his life

    • @skipper2144
      @skipper2144 5 лет назад +90

      Yup. guy has gone at least 3 days without sleep, up on meth.

    • @reichspector2413
      @reichspector2413 5 лет назад +130

      Josh Alberto he chose that life he can live with it.

    • @mototoad1242
      @mototoad1242 5 лет назад +57

      @@reichspector2413 exactly.

    • @natsarimmgtow2157
      @natsarimmgtow2157 5 лет назад +1

      Yahuwah SOS !

    • @miggames1250
      @miggames1250 5 лет назад +14

      How do you know I do a lot of drugs my self and never stole mby once as a kid

  • @jonathannagel7427
    @jonathannagel7427 3 года назад +13

    He reminds me of Beavis during his Cornholio episodes... totally inconspicuous blankie, also reminiscent of the Peanuts character Linus who always had his blanket.

  • @JB-cd6gn
    @JB-cd6gn 4 года назад +276

    From his arms full of fresh needle scars and his fairly recent head wound, cant help but feel sorry for this kid. I truly hope he finds help

    • @user-uj3zk2cx8t
      @user-uj3zk2cx8t Год назад +1

      I don't feel sorry for addicts who Rob people

    • @xxExtol
      @xxExtol Год назад

      Ehh let em rot in a ditch

  • @hsnbored
    @hsnbored 5 лет назад +390

    Dang this dude might as well just take the entire store.

  • @alexanderg1297
    @alexanderg1297 3 года назад +51

    Ahh yes. Come into a store with a blue blanket wrapped around you.... No one will ever think your suspicion af

    • @jah3148
      @jah3148 3 года назад +8

      I think he was trying to hides all of his sores or something. His head was way gashed open too…

    • @googleuser8740
      @googleuser8740 3 года назад

      was it cold that day?

  • @codeblue8922
    @codeblue8922 5 лет назад +691

    Linus from “Peanuts” has fallen on hard times 😕

    • @bige3290
      @bige3290 5 лет назад +9

      LOL very clever

    • @joeyjoestar2421
      @joeyjoestar2421 5 лет назад +2

      Better than being eternally young, like every cartoon character.

    • @Kee2Oz
      @Kee2Oz 5 лет назад +5

      How the mighty have fallen. In addition, Pig Pen cleaned up his act and owns this store.

    • @dreamweaver7797
      @dreamweaver7797 5 лет назад +1

      Fresh Prince Of Darkness 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

    • @jesscarroll1915
      @jesscarroll1915 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @SlowSpyder
    @SlowSpyder 4 года назад +1286

    This guy is a walking advertisement to stay away from meth.

    • @theknightgod8238
      @theknightgod8238 4 года назад +4

      This is the most underrated comment 🤣

    • @BourbonButcher
      @BourbonButcher 4 года назад +16

      I never got like this, and I done it for 5 years with barely any time sober. It affects people differently but some just start wearing blankets

    • @jesseevans8345
      @jesseevans8345 4 года назад +9

      GNARXiSiST he was doing that to hide his scabs

    • @SlowSpyder
      @SlowSpyder 4 года назад +18

      @@BourbonButcher Five years of meth? Hope you get the help you need.

    • @jiffywaxjesus1951
      @jiffywaxjesus1951 4 года назад +4

      *walking PSA to stay off meth

  • @DroppinGobs
    @DroppinGobs 5 лет назад +474

    Hard addict. Blue blanket to cover his arm damage.

    • @owendobson3554
      @owendobson3554 5 лет назад

      Kendall Cunnings for really

    • @seratonin7004
      @seratonin7004 5 лет назад +3

      On his head?

    • @HH-kl8ed
      @HH-kl8ed 5 лет назад +1

      Saskia Grace yeah

    • @seriousaleks8752
      @seriousaleks8752 5 лет назад +25

      Why not at least wear a hoodie ?
      a blue blanket screams drug addict

    • @thecop-arazzi653
      @thecop-arazzi653 5 лет назад +2

      @@seratonin7004 he has scabs all over his head to

  • @lloydslaughfactory2742
    @lloydslaughfactory2742 3 года назад +107

    Man. I can't believe Linus has let himself go like that and has to resort to stealing food. 😔

  • @thesaexplorer
    @thesaexplorer 4 года назад +1148

    The future has not been kind to Linus..

    • @gravityzoommaster
      @gravityzoommaster 4 года назад +11

      AM DED!

    • @TruthIsEDM
      @TruthIsEDM 4 года назад +16

      J.R. Ewing this comment is so underrated

    • @frumbolo
      @frumbolo 4 года назад +39

      for a second I thought you were talking about Linus tech tips and I was so confused

    • @asherc.3742
      @asherc.3742 4 года назад +7

      LMAOOO

    • @badcomedy7144
      @badcomedy7144 4 года назад +19

      Damn what a reference I also thought you were talking about Linus Tech Tips lol

  • @seekikiko9420
    @seekikiko9420 5 лет назад +303

    Plot twist : the whole video is an advertisement for those delicious fresh sandwiches

  • @spetsnaz1014
    @spetsnaz1014 5 лет назад +198

    This was like watching someone play Skyrim, trying to get their stealth to level 100.

  • @cherrybacon9790
    @cherrybacon9790 3 года назад +9

    Honestly, I never thought being a filling station clerk could be that entertaining. However, enjoying this videos ;)

  • @obi-wank-enobi
    @obi-wank-enobi 4 года назад +901

    At first i was like Yeah get em 😆but when he took off his blanket i was like 😢he needs help......

    • @fireice9763
      @fireice9763 4 года назад +56

      He need help what meth can do

    • @TheJackSlenderman
      @TheJackSlenderman 4 года назад +79

      Yeah I felt kinda bad too

    • @drawnsequence
      @drawnsequence 4 года назад +111

      Yeah dudes got legit holes and dents in his skull.. I can see why he's blanketed up but damn, definitely needs help

    • @xaayer
      @xaayer 4 года назад +9

      @@drawnsequence what are the holes in his head from?

    • @hw6664
      @hw6664 4 года назад +12

      @@xaayer I was wondering the same thing. The arms are meth but the head is a different story.

  • @dantedavis9449
    @dantedavis9449 3 года назад +914

    This gas station is very proud of their fresh sandwiches 😂

    • @SDRob01
      @SDRob01 3 года назад +97

      There's a quarter pound of meat in each one. 👍

    • @pepperwestwood
      @pepperwestwood 3 года назад +64

      Rob Johnson and 3 slices of cheese 😋

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 3 года назад +6

      are those really that good?

    • @shootyhoops387
      @shootyhoops387 3 года назад +58

      I'm going to find this place, wear an old-timey burglars outfit, and just slowly place all those sandwiches in a sack right in front of the cashier

    • @ilovemalechickens
      @ilovemalechickens 3 года назад +16

      Made fresh daily!

  • @RetroR0bbie
    @RetroR0bbie 5 лет назад +204

    He thought his Elder Scrolls Hood would increase his Sneak Level.

  • @andrewgeorgelang
    @andrewgeorgelang 2 года назад +4

    Love the shoplifting. But really really love, the play by play. Thanks for sharing

  • @ChronoBigDilf
    @ChronoBigDilf 4 года назад +308

    Look at his arms man Dont do heroin kids good vid tho

    • @knickityknackable
      @knickityknackable 4 года назад +11

      Tixnk you can inject meth too

    • @vanessamarie5333
      @vanessamarie5333 4 года назад +1

      He's shooting meth

    • @pauldelasco
      @pauldelasco 4 года назад +1

      Nice dent in his fucking head!! Meth must be amazing. Im on east coast so its not a thing here. Fentanyl? Oh that shits everywhere. Meth not so much but that dude looks like he been shooting chemistry sets....damn

  • @dudemanbro2714
    @dudemanbro2714 5 лет назад +525

    Obviously an addict. Hope he gets clean. Addiction sucks

    • @bobcharlie6711
      @bobcharlie6711 5 лет назад +12

      You can be an addict but don’t be a thief.

    • @dudemanbro2714
      @dudemanbro2714 5 лет назад +42

      Bob Charlie they usually go hand n hand

    • @DevotedDisciple-x
      @DevotedDisciple-x 5 лет назад +8

      I agree. He who is without sin cast the first stone.

    • @Ahmetfusta
      @Ahmetfusta 5 лет назад +10

      Right? Somewhere I have sympathy for this dude

    • @yummymedic6675
      @yummymedic6675 5 лет назад +9

      Addiction does suck.

  • @patobantan420
    @patobantan420 5 лет назад +253

    Damn, how did you ever catch him? Dude wasn't noticable at all.

  • @brianm7109
    @brianm7109 3 года назад +4

    When I feel sad or am having a bad day, I just put this video on and it brightens my spirits

  • @danielgonzalez-yp7hi
    @danielgonzalez-yp7hi 4 года назад +550

    I was laughing along until the blanket came off....., hope bro gets better ✌️🇦🇺

    • @MyChinton
      @MyChinton 3 года назад +12

      Yeh man I hear ya. Peace from W.A

    • @sandmanarecomin1485
      @sandmanarecomin1485 3 года назад +2

      🇵🇷🇮🇹

    • @Oryakobi
      @Oryakobi 3 года назад +44

      really broke my hart this guy... as been 2 years since this is posted, hope he got better.

    • @ES-zx6zj
      @ES-zx6zj 3 года назад +5

      Very sad :(

    • @pkd.81
      @pkd.81 2 года назад +4

      @@Oryakobi He died

  • @theryos
    @theryos 5 лет назад +288

    "he's gonna do his own version of the moonwalk right here" 😂

  • @FinalCountDown2.037
    @FinalCountDown2.037 3 года назад +322

    Let's walk in wearing a blue blanket and draw attention to myself before I shoplift.

    • @RandomPerson-tw8mn
      @RandomPerson-tw8mn 3 года назад

      @John McWind Huh?

    • @marcpaxia348
      @marcpaxia348 3 года назад +18

      Addicts throw things like towels over them to hide scars / evidence of drug abuse / etc

    • @husbandsonfollowerleader9133
      @husbandsonfollowerleader9133 3 года назад +17

      @@marcpaxia348 yeah, everyone is talk about the blanket but nobody noticed the fucking dent in his dome

    • @SkinniePablo
      @SkinniePablo 2 года назад

      SMH Really?

  • @laurac9857
    @laurac9857 Год назад +3

    Lmaooooo when his blanket snagged 😂😂😂

  • @stevejones5075
    @stevejones5075 4 года назад +836

    Damn, this is the first time I ended up feeling bad for a thief. Clearly has drug issues, I hope he finds help. Everyone was a baby once, everyone deserves to be loved

    • @johnd9357
      @johnd9357 4 года назад +63

      No not everyone.

    • @stevejones5075
      @stevejones5075 4 года назад +71

      John D the ones who aren’t and are abandoned end up in bad shape like this.

    • @LxrdInfamous
      @LxrdInfamous 4 года назад +16

      Steve Jones like John said , not everyone

    • @joeshiesty4613
      @joeshiesty4613 4 года назад +53

      @@stevejones5075 If a village doesn't care for a newborn, it will burn the village to feel it's warm.

    • @Daniel-gy4fo
      @Daniel-gy4fo 4 года назад +26

      I mean, he chose to do drugs.

  • @Anon-f7f
    @Anon-f7f 3 года назад +241

    Don’t do drugs
    Although he’s probably the first person that was honest

    • @strawberrii96
      @strawberrii96 2 года назад +4

      For real and everybody is talking shit. So far he's the only one I've seen that was honest and even apologized

  • @hashslingingslasher748
    @hashslingingslasher748 4 года назад +691

    I hope this man gets his life together

    • @yubesbubes8559
      @yubesbubes8559 3 года назад +66

      Same, hope he got a place to stay, food to eat, some love and kindness, and get rid of drug habit.

    • @ftnwo7829
      @ftnwo7829 3 года назад +77

      Good to see some positive comments and not people just laughing and judging others online.

    • @TheNuub63
      @TheNuub63 3 года назад +45

      he's probably dead already

    • @ColdCaseCrystal
      @ColdCaseCrystal 3 года назад +6

      This was so sad

    • @butharat
      @butharat 3 года назад +16

      Yea this one was more sad than most

  • @BabaJeez
    @BabaJeez Год назад +3

    sometimes it's hard to distinguish between a thief scratch and a meth scratch

  • @beezee3297
    @beezee3297 4 года назад +1399

    When he said “I’m hungry” that really hit me. Obviously he needs help.

    • @havox1x
      @havox1x 4 года назад +143

      But also this guy stole CANDY for food at least try something reasonable

    • @richardhead5879
      @richardhead5879 4 года назад +291

      One of the oldest tricks thieves use when they get caught is to try and play your heart strings. Dude is covered in cuts and scabs, looks like a junkie to me. Also, it doesn't matter if he's hungry or homeless, that's not an excuse for shitty life choices

    • @Vortex-dx8ek
      @Vortex-dx8ek 4 года назад +113

      He’s clearly a drug addict and if he was hungry then he could have went to an actual store or something I mean stores take food stamps so

    • @ChiefTrue
      @ChiefTrue 4 года назад +32

      You are probably a meth head just like him

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 4 года назад +41

      Hungry for a methsicle.

  • @arlenealvarez9545
    @arlenealvarez9545 5 лет назад +622

    At least he apologized. This guy needs rehab real bad.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +5

      Arlene and Mindy planning baby Alvarez
      Yeah, indeed.

    • @kermitthefraud700
      @kermitthefraud700 4 года назад +2

      @Spencer Sims Your mother? That's awful.

    • @Daniel-gy4fo
      @Daniel-gy4fo 4 года назад +14

      Sorry that he got caught

    • @scalyribit971
      @scalyribit971 4 года назад +8

      It takes no effort to apologize

    • @deputydang8291
      @deputydang8291 4 года назад +2

      @Fuert Neigt They weren't about to beat the brakes off of him? lol what

  • @johntuttifrutticena8048
    @johntuttifrutticena8048 5 лет назад +388

    "He's a slippery salmon" 😂😂

    • @McMega33
      @McMega33 5 лет назад +5

      He’s a slippery little salmon ^^

    • @Lilmondo303
      @Lilmondo303 5 лет назад +2

      Right as I was reading that the gas station employee I said the exact same thing so I laughed so hard at the top of my lungs!!!!!!

    • @elicienfuegos9732
      @elicienfuegos9732 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @bigpoppa97236
      @bigpoppa97236 5 лет назад +2

      He’s a buttery bass

    • @nicoelgreeko
      @nicoelgreeko 5 лет назад

      *Thippery thalmon

  • @mikeybeausgrows
    @mikeybeausgrows 3 года назад +14

    Tips for thieves. 1) don’t look at cashier when you walk in 2) wear lotion so you don’t thief scratch 3) don’t touch a bunch of stuff 4) don’t try to be extra friendly to the cashier 5) don’t take a deuce

  • @touthlesss
    @touthlesss 4 года назад +568

    At least this guy has the balls to admit he stole unlike most of the other ppl who don’t admit or try to get of subject :|

    • @thomasturbando_69
      @thomasturbando_69 4 года назад +16

      Well he stil stole a thingy in the end

    • @touthlesss
      @touthlesss 4 года назад +1

      Chris Toscano I’m not saying George Floyd was a hero I’m just saying this guy has the halls to straight up admit what he did unlike most of the other people who are like uhhhh.... and other stuff and try and get off subject idk were u came with that ‘George Floyd was a hero” stuff.

    • @thomasturbando_69
      @thomasturbando_69 4 года назад +16

      @@touthlesss he actually lied man wtf are u saying watch it again, he only told the truth when he knew he was screwed

    • @ronweasley4767
      @ronweasley4767 3 года назад +1

      I wouldn’t say that it takes balls to admit to stealing, more like he knew he got caught and is trying to play it off

    • @allenbold4861
      @allenbold4861 3 года назад

      he did not have BALLS just a unrealistic sense of reality because of drugs he CHOSE to do the 1st time and 2nd etc.etc. stop making excuses,fuck him

  • @ry2950
    @ry2950 4 года назад +141

    "I'm hungry"
    10/10 defense. Can't argue with that, completely innocent. I have been convinced.

  • @captainrobots1
    @captainrobots1 5 лет назад +136

    When linus from peanuts is older.
    He stills walks around with his blanket.

  • @Ghostt257
    @Ghostt257 4 года назад +179

    Is that Linus from Peanuts? Another childhood star falling on hard times 🤣

  • @mcbane2552
    @mcbane2552 5 лет назад +266

    😂 commentary is killing me 😂 “He’s a slippery lil salmon” 😂

    • @deneilbaker
      @deneilbaker 5 лет назад +5

      Don’t encourage him it’s awful commentary

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 5 лет назад +4

      Why are you watching this if you don't like the commentary?

    • @blondesense1708
      @blondesense1708 4 года назад +4

      HunterShows I normally enjoy it but I can’t stand the lisp ones either.

    • @tiamoran6758
      @tiamoran6758 4 года назад

      @@deneilbaker no he is not

    • @matthewhubrich1697
      @matthewhubrich1697 4 года назад +2

      He’s really annoying

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 5 лет назад +162

    Not all thieves wear capes.
    *This one, this one does.*

  • @Lovesoapy
    @Lovesoapy Год назад +2

    ‘ pull up your fuckin blanket ‘ !!! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dariawells7438
    @dariawells7438 5 лет назад +65

    6:07 - Love the dramatic, Count Dracula-like spin he does.

  • @Camilla_Henry
    @Camilla_Henry 5 лет назад +301

    Aw man, this one was rough. Hope this dude finds his way.

    • @NOLCPBXUDS
      @NOLCPBXUDS 5 лет назад +17

      yeah its sad to see.

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 5 лет назад +11

      He won’t

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 5 лет назад +1

      @@NOLCPBXUDS you look like a heroin addict yourself lol it's sad to see you

    • @Teesleazey
      @Teesleazey 5 лет назад +3

      Foreal and you people would probably record and laugh at him

    • @jennasmith627
      @jennasmith627 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I feel bad 😞

  • @marcusrashford1290
    @marcusrashford1290 3 года назад +134

    This one is sad he obviously needs help

  • @Samguitarguy94
    @Samguitarguy94 Год назад +2

    This guy was prepping to sneak into Mordor with that cloak.

  • @robinhalljr.3690
    @robinhalljr.3690 5 лет назад +194

    “He’s a slippery little salmon” 😭😭😂😂😂😭😭

  • @boywonderwonder1802
    @boywonderwonder1802 5 лет назад +115

    Nobody
    Thief: looks up at the counter

    • @noahthenormal
      @noahthenormal 5 лет назад

      @Adam Stalley are you honestly even the least bit confused by OPs comment? I refuse to believe anybody with a RUclips account and the ability to operate a keyboard has not seen this tired meme format before

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng 5 лет назад

      @Adam Stalley Its a meme. The empty space means that nobody said anything

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng 5 лет назад

      @Adam Stalley Nah, its that no-one needs to say anything for a thief to look up at the counter

  • @frankdatank2304
    @frankdatank2304 5 лет назад +157

    I guess he's too high to realize he looks suspicious af.

    • @elizabethlawmen5960
      @elizabethlawmen5960 5 лет назад

      Or it's the total opposite, he's constantly moving around, can't stand still so could be withdrawals :P

    • @tonyharris88
      @tonyharris88 5 лет назад

      Elizabeth Lawmen Actually if it was withdrawls he wouldn’t be eating

  • @punkwarlord
    @punkwarlord 4 года назад +291

    That dude looks like he is having a rough life...

    • @robdajuiceman1328
      @robdajuiceman1328 4 года назад +13

      Meth is one hell of a drug

    • @SchizoMelody
      @SchizoMelody 4 года назад +10

      He *chose* a rough life.

    • @pranayr9284
      @pranayr9284 4 года назад +2

      @@SchizoMelody Just like Kanye's "Slavery" quote. Haha...

    • @KelsomaticPDX
      @KelsomaticPDX 4 года назад +39

      @@SchizoMelody Placing full blame on an individual you don't know for their own poverty and addiction is a convenient way to avoid learning empathy. Well done.

    • @bfriday
      @bfriday 3 года назад

      @@KelsomaticPDX Hard to have empathy for someone who refuses help themselves and instead steals from someone who has their own hard earned business.

  • @garbageworld9367
    @garbageworld9367 5 лет назад +373

    My god, that meth sore on top of his head looks like he got clipped by a buckshot.

    • @devinlesiak3907
      @devinlesiak3907 4 года назад +5

      bob vinny 😂😂😭😭

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 4 года назад +18

      He probably did get clipped. Breaking into the wrong house.

    • @ziggymorris8760
      @ziggymorris8760 4 года назад +9

      bob vinny it’s not meth, it’s heroin

    • @kenzpenz
      @kenzpenz 4 года назад +1

      @@ziggymorris8760 exactly !!!

    • @link6397
      @link6397 4 года назад +10

      @@ziggymorris8760 uhh no..., im a heroin addict and we dont act like that. Thats meth for sure.

  • @norefunds4731
    @norefunds4731 5 лет назад +92

    Reppin those Sleepytime Set Blankets.
    *Cozy Crip Blue*
    *Bodywarming Blood Red*

  • @gerrylazlo
    @gerrylazlo 10 месяцев назад +2

    I'm sure i'm not the first with this thought, but besides being entertaining, this is some damn good training for service industry employees as far as detecting suspicious behavior etc.

  • @captnquazar2153
    @captnquazar2153 5 лет назад +691

    I feel sorry for that dude he needs serious help

    • @lucid2624
      @lucid2624 5 лет назад +12

      Deadass

    • @mr.channel6467
      @mr.channel6467 5 лет назад

      Fs were ever he may be

    • @nunyabizness3692
      @nunyabizness3692 5 лет назад +25

      Oh now he is a victim huh?

    • @angie-kbm
      @angie-kbm 5 лет назад +21

      I never feel sorry for druggies. Never!

    • @mikeburrows5251
      @mikeburrows5251 5 лет назад +9

      Try working in a shop, having to deal with this shit every day

  • @alwayscrispy666
    @alwayscrispy666 5 лет назад +48

    At 3:42 the light fixture is lined up perfectly to look like the dudes head. And this is a really good reason why I need to get my ass to sleep lmao.

    • @lilkratos-bm3hv
      @lilkratos-bm3hv 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh

    • @nobloodforfoil
      @nobloodforfoil 5 лет назад +1

      lol.. kinda looks like lampy from the brave little toaster.. XD (i probably need sleep too)

    • @frenchfries1443
      @frenchfries1443 5 лет назад

      Nah it looks like a crab.

  • @emyrluna587
    @emyrluna587 4 года назад +460

    Imagine going to jail and he asked someone “what are you here for?” “3rd degree murder, you?” “ I stole Reece’s mix”

    • @dancer1
      @dancer1 4 года назад +1

      pandapoo777 wtf

    • @farmingsimulatortv3184
      @farmingsimulatortv3184 4 года назад +10

      Well he won't be in prison he be in jail

    • @jopruchinski4323
      @jopruchinski4323 4 года назад +15

      Murders are not placed in the same dorms as misdemeanor offenders!...just so you know👍

    • @yfnjesiah7047
      @yfnjesiah7047 4 года назад +3

      Jo Pruchinski cap the jail here misdemeanors be in here with murderers

    • @toxicpg8404
      @toxicpg8404 4 года назад +4

      Dreamy Jaycee cap, murderes and put in high security jails, a misdemeanor wouldn’t even be locked up first of all usually just a ticket

  • @chrisr5820
    @chrisr5820 10 месяцев назад +1

    Those track marks were wild

  • @GodBlessHipHop
    @GodBlessHipHop 4 года назад +662

    More tracks than metro..

  • @packfreshrookies9533
    @packfreshrookies9533 5 лет назад +41

    Slippery snake didn't look suspicious at all walkin in like Linus Van Pelt with his blanky...

  • @robertcostache6824
    @robertcostache6824 4 года назад +901

    This one was sad

    • @slosheryt9367
      @slosheryt9367 4 года назад +102

      Fr tho he had wounds all over his arms homie was actually hungry, we dont know what life he lives but based of his appearance and how he acted when confronted you can tell hes struggling

    • @joehadaway5018
      @joehadaway5018 4 года назад +68

      Which leads me to my next point! DONT SMOKE CRACK!

    • @datube5913
      @datube5913 4 года назад +48

      @@slosheryt9367 being a drug addict isn’t justification for being a thief as well

    • @ebas6759
      @ebas6759 4 года назад +6

      @@datube5913 yeah

    • @johnr4440
      @johnr4440 4 года назад +32

      Yeh I felt sad to, for the blanket...being used and abused by that lowlife junkie piece of trash.

  • @jasonmiglia2836
    @jasonmiglia2836 3 года назад +10

    Damn Linus from the peanuts really fell on Hard Times

  • @finzer4000
    @finzer4000 5 лет назад +369

    Kind of hard to watch. That guys life is clearly messed up

    • @mclovin533
      @mclovin533 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah kinda fucked up

    • @seanyuno2.066
      @seanyuno2.066 5 лет назад +83

      It's not the clerks fault that he chose to live the druggie lifestyle

    • @jacks_Dc5
      @jacks_Dc5 5 лет назад +16

      TheEverythingKing85 how? Guy shoots that life, his fault, he says he’s hungry, clean ur self up and get a job

    • @timgriffin5760
      @timgriffin5760 5 лет назад +2

      @TheEverythingKing85 how?

    • @Heavyweight-kh8ss
      @Heavyweight-kh8ss 5 лет назад +5

      He is absolutely on opiates. Would bet my life on it. Can tell by the way he carries himself.

  • @harrylarry4672
    @harrylarry4672 4 года назад +294

    He doesn't need to turn himself to the cops he needs rehab

  • @MrDanielR83
    @MrDanielR83 5 лет назад +123

    I always wondered what happened to Linus on Charlie Brown

    • @dontneedutolikeme1958
      @dontneedutolikeme1958 5 лет назад +4

      😭😭

    • @MrDanielR83
      @MrDanielR83 5 лет назад +2

      @@pizzamon795 lol I was surprised that no one had said it yet it was the first thing that came to mind

    • @tmghuncho
      @tmghuncho 5 лет назад +1

      Danny R good one 😂😂😂😂

    • @jimjimsauce
      @jimjimsauce 5 лет назад +2

      He really started going downhill once Peppermint Patty showed him how to smoke crack rock

    • @MrDanielR83
      @MrDanielR83 5 лет назад +1

      @@jimjimsauce lmao true story

  • @bweewp
    @bweewp 3 года назад +17

    “A little kindness goes a long way”
    “I’m hungry”
    Things people say and barely take appropriate action on.
    Breakthroughs are better based on harsh realities.

    • @nonyabidness6492
      @nonyabidness6492 3 года назад +10

      Yeah the kindness was not calling the cops on that lying thief.

    • @Maji777111
      @Maji777111 3 года назад

      God sees all mankind will be accountable for lacking compassion big wakeup calls coming world will suffer because mankind has no real heart look at the system they live under and support.

  • @jacobnolan7734
    @jacobnolan7734 5 лет назад +150

    Legend has it he is still trying to fix that blanket

  • @weechill333
    @weechill333 4 года назад +216

    Poor guy is in a mess. He’s needing help

    • @StakeJade
      @StakeJade 4 года назад +13

      Wee Chill I totally agree with you. Since he chose this path in life, he needs to get help. Maybe when he hits rock bottom, he may choose to get help. It's all up to him. Such a poor guy.

    • @fakename3891
      @fakename3891 4 года назад +9

      Needs a jail cell

    • @shailasantos4304
      @shailasantos4304 4 года назад +3

      Yes ,,so sad ,,i feel he is so poor

    • @kameeI
      @kameeI 4 года назад +4

      he needs some milk

    • @JB-cd6gn
      @JB-cd6gn 4 года назад

      @@kameeI Milk plus perhaps? I prefer Drencrum

  • @JDizzle785
    @JDizzle785 3 года назад +551

    Dang this guy has clearly had a rough go of it. Only person in these videos I’ve even felt bad for

    • @brose9701
      @brose9701 3 года назад +47

      Yea poor guy was hungry

    • @cdreamunbothered5787
      @cdreamunbothered5787 3 года назад +7

      Me to

    • @VITAS874
      @VITAS874 3 года назад +11

      not poor, he probably buying drugs for more dose, watch the movie trainspotting 1

    • @rockobill7637
      @rockobill7637 3 года назад +41

      he could have bought food instead of tattoos

    • @malcommooney8086
      @malcommooney8086 3 года назад +24

      yeah try running your own buisness and dealing with that homeless sh it a time or two,

  • @ayooduwole6727
    @ayooduwole6727 3 года назад +16

    Dang i genuinely feel for this guy 😔

  • @chapstickwarrior9277
    @chapstickwarrior9277 4 года назад +64

    3:38 he looks like the Pixar lamp!

  • @That-Will-Do-It
    @That-Will-Do-It 5 лет назад +29

    "Its really hard to steal when your blanket is flippin all over the place"
    *Relatable*