Ok but can we please talk about some of these lines? "Even if your animators didn't give up, you'd still be *rendered* hopeless!" Like, fuck dude, that's an ERB level line right there.
Let me start by saying that I'm head over heels, completely, and utterly obsessed with Dirk Dinkum from The Garfield Show. It's not just a passing phase or a fleeting infatuation. No, my friends, it's a deep-rooted, soul-consuming kind of love. Dirk has captured my heart in a way that no other fictional character ever has. And boy, has it been a wild ride. Every waking moment, my mind is filled with thoughts of Dirk. I can't help but look at images and videos of him, admiring his dashing charm and mischievous grin. It's like an addiction, an insatiable hunger that can never be satisfied. I've tried to tear myself away from the screen, promising myself that I won't search for any more Dirk Dinkum content, but I always end up failing miserably. To make matters worse (or better, depending on how you look at it), I have a custom-made Dirk Dinkum body pillow. Yes, you heard that right. Every night, I cuddle up with my beloved Dirk, feeling his presence close to me as I drift off to sleep. It's both comforting and torturous at the same time because I know deep down that he's just a fictional character. But my heart refuses to accept that. And oh, don't even get me started on Dirk's theme song, "Go Away." It's on repeat for hours on end in my apartment. I've lost count of how many times I've listened to it. The catchy tune, the playful lyrics, they resonate with me on a level that words cannot express. It's like Dirk is singing directly to my soul, urging me to embrace my obsession without shame. But here's the thing, this obsession has taken a toll on my life. Friends have called me crazy, family members have raised concerned eyebrows, and society at large has labeled me as "that Dirk Dinkum fanatic." It's not easy being consumed by a love that others simply cannot comprehend. I've missed out on social events, skipped meals, and neglected responsibilities, all because my mind is fixated on Dirk Dinkum. It's a constant battle between my heart's desires and the rational part of my brain that knows I should move on. But how can I? How can I simply let go of something that brings me so much joy, even if it's seen as unconventional? So, here I stand, pouring my emotions into this comment, hoping that someone out there understands my struggle. To all those who have ever been obsessed with a fictional character or felt a love that the world deemed strange, know that you're not alone. Our hearts may beat for imaginary beings, but that doesn't make our feelings any less real or valid.
Surprisingly? This is Psychube we're talking about, the best rap battle creator in the history of the multiverse. Why would you ever expect them to miss?
Both of the voices are perfect,although dinkum is definitely the winner But damn i can't get over jack speaking during dinkums second verse...honestly hilarious
Jack has no fighting prowess, at all, the only times he ever lands any form of hit on anyone is the times he hits the flying rug instead of puss and the times he misses puss and instead kills 3 of his own men, dirk is literally a poacher who is both A. Ripped and B. Owns and can actually aim guns Edit: upon the 5th rewatch i remembered he technically hits the bears but it's very much up to interpretation bc it could either be him swinging Excalibur knocking all 3 of them off the road in a single swing (which would definitely be some sort of strength feat) or more likely the carriage also ran into the bears lining up more with Jack's characterization throughout the movie, either way dirk still owns real guns and none of Jack's magic counters guns sooooooooo
Dirk Dinkum and Jack Horner are very similiar in many ways: 1. They are constantly abusing their henchmen. 💫 2. They are very known for animal and human cruelty. 🐾 3. Their archenemies are orange, talking cats. (Garfield for Dinkum and Puss In Boots for Horner) 🐱 4. They are pure evil. 😈 If you can see any more similarities, please leave a comment below.
Hey man, are you okay? At the start you said things were going hard for you. I want you to know that I hope you're okay and that whatever you're going through will pass.
You, littleflecks, GamingPlush64, Cri and everyone did awesome. Plus, Garfield is on Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl twice (as in two games), is getting a new Nicktoon as he's bought by Nickelodeon in 2019, has a late eighties cartoon and cartoon specials and Shrek could be getting a fifth movie soon while DreamWorks attractions are coming to Universal Studios Florida soon. And Garfield's getting a new movie next year.
This is both the worst RUclips video ever made, but also the greatest RUclips video ever made
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@@psychube1282 psychube
so true theo
@@unabruh9327 Theo comedy
@@psychube1282 Pavel The Bug Fan
It took me an embarrassingly long time to catch on to how these guys are not just villains but they are villains to an orange cat specifically
Also Both are villans with no redeeming features doing what they to just because they can and want
@@SpoonAtNoon and they both like hunting exotic stuff
(Dirk hunts rare animals, jack hunts fairy tale creatures)
Also villains who like being hated
I thought the matchup was because they’re both irredeemably evil scumbags who show no remorse
oh my god
Dirkum's first verse was the best part of the rap.
"Even if your animations didn't give up you'd still be rendered hopeless" is really close imo
* jack horner*
@@itsmeitsmeitsmehe’s saying that Horner’s line was almost as good as Dinkum’s
Ok but can we please talk about some of these lines?
"Even if your animators didn't give up, you'd still be *rendered* hopeless!"
Like, fuck dude, that's an ERB level line right there.
These characters have so much in common, they don’t have a bad backstory, they are just purely evil for the sake of being evil
Also they fight a Orange Cat and they’re chads.
But jack is definitely more evil compared to dirk
@spyjack69 true, Dirk just likes being annoying and a menace to society, but Jack is *EEEEVIIILLLL*
This goes too hard for what it is.
psychube
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this goes so much harder than it has any right to
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psychube?
@@ItsGeraldpsychube.
psychube!
@@psychube1282 subpsybed
I was expecting this to be a shitty quick meme but this is unironically fire
I'm in shambles why is this so fucking good
psychube
why does this actually go hard (keep making these)
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psychube
"Are you having a hernia, what's going on?"
psychube
I swear this man randomly appears and drops amazing rap battles
hig back jorner ''horned'' dirk dinkum with his mighty horn. truly the psychubeiest psychube that has ever psychubed
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why do i keep coming back to this
Let me start by saying that I'm head over heels, completely, and utterly obsessed with Dirk Dinkum from The Garfield Show. It's not just a passing phase or a fleeting infatuation. No, my friends, it's a deep-rooted, soul-consuming kind of love. Dirk has captured my heart in a way that no other fictional character ever has. And boy, has it been a wild ride.
Every waking moment, my mind is filled with thoughts of Dirk. I can't help but look at images and videos of him, admiring his dashing charm and mischievous grin. It's like an addiction, an insatiable hunger that can never be satisfied. I've tried to tear myself away from the screen, promising myself that I won't search for any more Dirk Dinkum content, but I always end up failing miserably.
To make matters worse (or better, depending on how you look at it), I have a custom-made Dirk Dinkum body pillow. Yes, you heard that right. Every night, I cuddle up with my beloved Dirk, feeling his presence close to me as I drift off to sleep. It's both comforting and torturous at the same time because I know deep down that he's just a fictional character. But my heart refuses to accept that.
And oh, don't even get me started on Dirk's theme song, "Go Away." It's on repeat for hours on end in my apartment. I've lost count of how many times I've listened to it. The catchy tune, the playful lyrics, they resonate with me on a level that words cannot express. It's like Dirk is singing directly to my soul, urging me to embrace my obsession without shame.
But here's the thing, this obsession has taken a toll on my life. Friends have called me crazy, family members have raised concerned eyebrows, and society at large has labeled me as "that Dirk Dinkum fanatic." It's not easy being consumed by a love that others simply cannot comprehend.
I've missed out on social events, skipped meals, and neglected responsibilities, all because my mind is fixated on Dirk Dinkum. It's a constant battle between my heart's desires and the rational part of my brain that knows I should move on. But how can I? How can I simply let go of something that brings me so much joy, even if it's seen as unconventional?
So, here I stand, pouring my emotions into this comment, hoping that someone out there understands my struggle. To all those who have ever been obsessed with a fictional character or felt a love that the world deemed strange, know that you're not alone. Our hearts may beat for imaginary beings, but that doesn't make our feelings any less real or valid.
Truly the story of all time
I ain’t readin allat
U good
U good or something bro
This is surprisingly really good
psychube
Surprisingly? This is Psychube we're talking about, the best rap battle creator in the history of the multiverse. Why would you ever expect them to miss?
@@yamamaisinmybed I never gave his work a proper look until now, is my point
Dirk clapped. His first verse was more than enough to win.
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@bratlol2006 why does that matter
@bratlol2006Rap battle not normal battle
But who would win in a normal battle? 🤔
@@nightcollapse dirk dinkum.
1:38 sounds so very illegal without the lyrics
Jack was nailed perfectly in his personality. Really non caring.
But that: Yeah and this time I won't miss.
Golden award for delivery. Perfection.
This psychube rap battle was very psychube rap battle. Good job! 👍🏽
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0:55 genuinely fucking rules
Both of the voices are perfect,although dinkum is definitely the winner
But damn i can't get over jack speaking during dinkums second verse...honestly hilarious
0:29 to 0:37 was literally the most bangerest banger of all bangers
Why does Jack Horner actually have solid lip sync
Cuz half of it based on his quotes
1:39 oh no that didn't sound right at all.
"Don't yo have to spell that!"
"Are you having a hernia?
What's going on?"
😂
In an actual fight, Jack Horner wins.
However, in this rap, Dirk takes the dub.
Jack has no fighting prowess, at all, the only times he ever lands any form of hit on anyone is the times he hits the flying rug instead of puss and the times he misses puss and instead kills 3 of his own men, dirk is literally a poacher who is both A. Ripped and B. Owns and can actually aim guns
Edit: upon the 5th rewatch i remembered he technically hits the bears but it's very much up to interpretation bc it could either be him swinging Excalibur knocking all 3 of them off the road in a single swing (which would definitely be some sort of strength feat) or more likely the carriage also ran into the bears lining up more with Jack's characterization throughout the movie, either way dirk still owns real guns and none of Jack's magic counters guns sooooooooo
Jack horner sounds better
@@Skoopbooppoopgo away
@@hahaalexasendthistorodrick WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
I MEAN WHAT SPECIFICALLY
@@Skoopbooppoop nobody likes to be hated by the population, but I'm sure you'll get used to it
The crossover no one asked for, but certainly the one we wanted
bruh the voices are so accurate
I love Psychube and I hate Mondays
psychube
It's the other way round for me
@@KitsawZwastik psychube
You and me both
How did you made this go so hard, With dirk dinkum of all characters
Why does this go so hard unironically?
Top 10 rap battles that go **SAVAGE!!!!!!!!**
This goes SO HARD!!!
Dirk Dinkum and Jack Horner are very similiar in many ways:
1. They are constantly abusing their henchmen. 💫
2. They are very known for animal and human cruelty. 🐾
3. Their archenemies are orange, talking cats. (Garfield for Dinkum and Puss In Boots for Horner) 🐱
4. They are pure evil. 😈
If you can see any more similarities, please leave a comment below.
Both cats are orange
@@justloomy1322 I think I already wrote that, but thank you for pointing that out. 👍🏻
Both have partners ( the boy for dirk and the ant for jack)
This goes suprisingly hard.
for those of you that came from twitter
tell littleflecks to sleep with one eye open
what yo gonna beat him up with yo little psyduck toy
i'm so sorry
TRUE
Ok daddy
@@FlynnVeitch psychube
Your growth has been staggering after this battle
psychube
"bakers dozen? nah you ate a dozen." NAHHHH 🥶🥶🥶🥶
The beat is fire
Tough one, but I gotta give this one to Jack
Truly one of the rap battles of all time
* truly one of the best rap battles of all time *
@@petrunovacescu1091 it's supposed to be like that, it's slang
bro droped a banger and disapered
this goes hard
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@@psychube1282 psychube
@@spragthemotherseriesfan5813 psychube
@@psychube1282 psychube
That’s what she said
This surprisingly goes hard
1:14 - 1:29 Cracks me up 😂
ALLLLLLLLL YOUR RAPPINGS REALLLLLY BAAAAD, ON THE MIC IM ABSOLUTELYY BUUUUSTEEEED
THIS IS WAY TOO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK????
Oh hey, it's Fire
psychube
the "F*ck of" line was so bloody blunt, the music stopped. do you understand how blunt a line needs to land for the music to stop?
0:11 song starts, for people who want to skip the intro
I love this song too much
NOBODY LIKES TO BE
HATED BY THE POPULATION
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I love how half way dirk just stop trying to actually rhyme and just starts go off tone like in his actual song and jack is just confused
Holy this is a banger!
psychube
why cant i effing add this to a playlisttt
Garfield VS Puss In Boots?
psychube when he slips on the dirk dinkham bananer
psychube
why this unironically go hard
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@@psychube1282 I see. Thank you.
Bro why tf does this go so hard
Both of them are great chads.
0:11 to get to the intro of the rap.
holy crap this was unironically amazing !!!
This is genuinely amazing.
Robbien Rotten the Number One
VS
Dirk Dinkim The I’ll-imposed pitcher
This is awesome
That Jack Horner voice is great
69K views.
This is without a doubt a true Psychube moment
This is beyond fire
This is the best
The amount of absolute fire bars in this funny little Epic Rap Battle parody needs to be studied.
0:54
It just sounds like he’s saying he won’t miss again for shooting the dog
This rap battle was brought to you by Sleeps from the neurological lovesick house for good. Now Sleeps is an Urban Legend Love Mansion
Dirk was spitting bars
Jack Horner is one of the most flexible characters for anyone to interact with.
Hey man, are you okay? At the start you said things were going hard for you. I want you to know that I hope you're okay and that whatever you're going through will pass.
0:57 why it was synced so good?
Why do i want to see a 3d animation for this with a Dreamworks quality Dirk Dinkum
I love how he showed he was genuinely concerned lol when he was like “you okay dude?” 😂
Here's a concept for round 2: Dirk dinkum vs Big Jack horner vs Smytus from my life as a teenage robot
I think Dinkum takes the cake for his first verse
I am a starving child starving to death and this is the last thing I see before I die. Goodbye.
psychube
It seems you have a peaceful death
THATS MY BOY CRI YEAHH!!!
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crichube
I thought this was going to be a video essay on how these two were similar to each other
0:28 - 0:44 ARE THE HARDEST LYRICS IVE EVER HEARD THIS HAS NO RIGHT TO BE THIS GOOD BUT YOU COOKED AND HAVE UNLOCKED THE PLATINUM KITCHEN
No joke, this song slaps.
banger
Peak
This is fire🔥
You, littleflecks, GamingPlush64, Cri and everyone did awesome. Plus, Garfield is on Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl twice (as in two games), is getting a new Nicktoon as he's bought by Nickelodeon in 2019, has a late eighties cartoon and cartoon specials and Shrek could be getting a fifth movie soon while DreamWorks attractions are coming to Universal Studios Florida soon. And Garfield's getting a new movie next year.
garfield would actually be a good dreamworks movie
@@garfieldfan925 Garfield's getting a Sony Pictures/Alcon movie directed by Mark Dindal.
@@Club-Dreamiverse I know but, if there was a Garfield Dreamworks movie instead of the Bill Murray one, it would be a classic!
@@garfieldfan925 I see.
@@Club-DreamiverseHey wait, if the Garfield movie is Sony, then can Garfield be in Spider-Verse?
Awesome 👌 👏 👍
This goes too hard
i listen to this too much
thank you youtube for recommending this
psychube
HE. DON'T. MISS!!!!
This didn't need to go as hard as it did.
This is awesome.
This convinced me to become the 666th subscriber
0:20 like if neither of them would care
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