Greenland in a nutshell. Greenland: Denmark, I want independence! Denmark: no. England: Yes. Denmark: no. England: ok let's play soccer. If you win, you have Greenland, if I win, you let go of Greenland. Denmark: ok ... * the scoreboard appears on top * * England scores first goal, 1-0 * England: Wow. * Denmark compares score, 1-1 * Denmark: Rejoice early! * Denmark comes out ahead, 1-2 * Denmark: Great, isn't it? * England to level the score, 2-2 * England: Not everything is lost yet !! * England comes out ahead, 3-2 * England: Yeah! * Denmark compares score, 3-3 * Denmark: Phew, got it back * England comes out ahead, 4-3 * England: GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! * Final whistle * England: Cool match, right? Denmark: Come on ... take your Greenland ... Greenland: Hurray! So now is the time to push the boundaries! Hmmm ... Iceland, hello? Iceland: no. Greenland: War? Iceland: yes. * greenland invaded Iceland * Greenland: Scandinavia, join me, or war? Scandinavia and Finland: Only War! No peace! * Greenland invaded Norway, Sweden and Finland * Greenland: So now Canada! * Greenland invaded Canada * Greenland: Now Alaska! USA, give me Alaska and I won't eat your delicious burger! USA: Okay, okay, just don't eat my burger! Greenland: Now Russia! Russia: Energy of vodka to help me! * Greenland invaded Russia * Russia: And where is the energy of vodka? ((( Greenland: Great! Now I am the best northern country! Faroe Islands: Do you think so? Greenland: Yes! Faroe Islands: Okay. * Faroe Islands captured Greenland in a second * The end.
title: "How to cry Indonesia?" Philippines: Hi! Indonesia :D Indonesia: lol you are too hot in your country haha Philippines: :( **starts to cry** Indonesia: Hahahaha big noob **Philippines Walks to USA** USA: what happened and why are you crying? Philippines: Indonesia said that my country is too hot :( USA: :O Send this to Indonesia tomorrow! USA: **whispers** Philippines: OK! (NEXT DAY) Indonesia: have you remember that your country is too hot? Philippines: >:) have you remember? that somebody beat you up by Philippines? Indonesia: **starts to cry** Philippines: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA **USA walks to Philippines** USA: Good job! Philippines: thanks :D this is my idea
mY best idea: Sweden in nutshell Sweden: i love meatballs, and ikea Sweden: i'm gonna make meatball land ????: not if I have anything to say about it, and I DO! I'm gonna say bruh THE BRUH INVASION: bruh bruh bruh bruh BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh meatball land: nooooooooo0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0OOOooOoO000Oo0O0ooO0 ikea vs the bruh invasion, bruh wins THE BRUH INVASION: time to make the bruh country turns into bruhistan Bruhistan: time to conquer all of baltic sea bruh vs baltic sea, bruh wins Bruh Empire: yay I empire now time to take more land because i feel like it bruh empire vs europe, asia and americas, bruh wins again Bruh Empire: time to go to africa by toto bruh empire vs totoland, bruh wins Bruh Empire: OOPSIE DAISY i forgot equatorial guinea Equatorial Guinea: you cant defeet me bruh empire vs equatorial guinea, equatorial guinea takes entire world Guinea World: i win, time to make disney turns into donald duck empire donald duck empre: quack thx for reading and teo mapper if youre readng please make viedo out of this i big fan
India in nutshell Pakistan:- I can take you India with my nuclear power. India:- oh!! Now it's done, I declare war against you. Pakistan:- no no no I was only kidding India win against__ India:- I have done my revenge. Now, I have to build my empire again before 364AD and now I will build it again.. Bangladesh you want to join me Bangladesh:- You shut up. My people started migrating. India:- hhh!! I am not mad. War with it.. India killed many people of Bangladesh China:- Be quiet nepal let me take ladakh Indian empire:- Why I am feeling like i am loosing my north land You wi_d china China:- yes I am taking your land. Indian empire:- I will ban chinese apps, companies and many things. China:- why I am feeling like my economy is very low Day-by-day Indian empire:- Because I am not trading anything from you Now, I declare war. China:- No no I can't handle you because of my economy. China ____ war Indian empire:- now its my empire India Empire Sri Lanka:- I declare religious war with you. Indian empire:- oh!!! You be aware. Nepal joins india Myanmar gifted land to india Indian empire__ Sri Lanka God:- you India I was thinking you are land of gods but, you are killing many of country and their people I am resting all the countries!!!! Indian empire:- okay my lord. I was in angry form. Sorry god I will again start believing you and worshiping you. God resets all and:- World:- hush!! All is well. If i have any words wrong or in bad form please correct my words
Thailand in nutshell Thailand:hey myammar Myammar:yes Thailand:give my land back Myammar:no Thailand:wars Thailand:hey vietnam laos cambodia malaysia Vietnam laos cambodia malaysia:yes Thailand:can you give my land back Vietnam laos cambodia malaysia:no u Thailand:ok i have thailand only power Thailand:yes i won i think i change to empire Thailand: *changing thailand too thailand empire* Thailand empire:china i just want your China:NO!!!!!! thailand empire:war Russia:thailand and rice suck Thailand:what you want war Russia:NO!!!! THAILAND *WAR* n.korea:thailand can u make me collapse with s.korea Thailand:sure
Denmark in a nutshell Denmark: Hey Norway! Norway: What? Denmark: I want you ;p Norway: What? It's a joke? Denmark: Nope. Denmark invades Norway Denmark: Hey, Iceland. Come to me. Iceland: What? Denmark: I eat you :D Iceland: NOOOOOO Denmark invades Iceland Germany to 4 Reich Reich: Hey Denmark, war! Denmark: no u Denmark annexes Germany Denmark: Hey Finland and Sweden! Finland-Sweden: What you need? Denmark: Bam! Denmark invades Finland and Sweden Russia: Finland is mine! Denmark: nope. Denmark annexes Russia Denmark annexes World. Denmark: Yay! I'm win! Denmark Earth! Easter Island: Nope :) Easter island annexes Denmark
(North) Macedonia in a nutshell Bulgaria: Macedonia, you are mine Macedonia: no u Bulgaria: you want war? Macedonia:yes *war between Bulgaria and Macedonia* *Macedonia wins* Macedonia:Wow, I'm alot stronger that I thought! Greece I declare war on you!!! Greece: oh no... *Macedonia declares war on greece* *Macedonia wins* Macedonia:yes!!! You know what, I'm gonna change my name! (now please anyone's country especially the Balkans, don't get offended by this) *Macedonia changes name to Macedonian Empire* Serbia and Albania: Oh no you don't! *Serbia and Albania declares war on Macedonian Empire* *Macedonian Empire wins* Macedonian Empire: hell yeah I beated you! Macedonian Empire: I DECLARE WAS ON EUROPE!!! (excluding Russia) *Macedonian Empire declares war on Europe* *USA and Russia step in* USA and Russia: You think your strong boi! BUT WE ARE STRONGER!!!!!! Macedonian Empire: *oh shit* *USA and Russia declare war on Macedonian Empire* *USA and Russia wins* *everything does back to normal* Macedonia: NOOO!!!!!!!!!! DA end
Greenland in a nutshell.
Greenland: Denmark, I want independence!
Denmark: no.
England: Yes.
Denmark: no.
England: ok let's play soccer. If you win, you have Greenland, if I win, you let go of Greenland.
Denmark: ok ...
* the scoreboard appears on top *
* England scores first goal, 1-0 *
England: Wow.
* Denmark compares score, 1-1 *
Denmark: Rejoice early!
* Denmark comes out ahead, 1-2 *
Denmark: Great, isn't it?
* England to level the score, 2-2 *
England: Not everything is lost yet !!
* England comes out ahead, 3-2 *
England: Yeah!
* Denmark compares score, 3-3 *
Denmark: Phew, got it back
* England comes out ahead, 4-3 *
England: GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
* Final whistle *
England: Cool match, right?
Denmark: Come on ... take your Greenland ...
Greenland: Hurray! So now is the time to push the boundaries! Hmmm ... Iceland, hello?
Iceland: no.
Greenland: War?
Iceland: yes.
* greenland invaded Iceland *
Greenland: Scandinavia, join me, or war?
Scandinavia and Finland: Only War! No peace!
* Greenland invaded Norway, Sweden and Finland *
Greenland: So now Canada!
* Greenland invaded Canada *
Greenland: Now Alaska! USA, give me Alaska and I won't eat your delicious burger!
USA: Okay, okay, just don't eat my burger!
Greenland: Now Russia!
Russia: Energy of vodka to help me!
* Greenland invaded Russia *
Russia: And where is the energy of vodka? (((
Greenland: Great! Now I am the best northern country!
Faroe Islands: Do you think so?
Greenland: Yes!
Faroe Islands: Okay.
* Faroe Islands captured Greenland in a second *
The end.
Oi, it's football in england
We know
......
Dude.
@@epickamil313nobody ever says that to anyone ??? Dont say it bro ???????
It’s Tonga time
YAS TONGA TIME
It's Konga time!
No..Its Luka time
O yea
Nope its Lithuania time🇱🇹
Next : Romania in a nutshell.
He already did that ruclips.net/video/CVyJ5tyJ-uI/видео.html
@@avtm06 u got me good XD
@@avtm06 You know the rules and so do I, *SAY GOODBYE*
WHY DO PEOPLE SAY CRIMEA IS PART OF RUSSIA
CRIMEA IS DE JURE PART OF UKRAINE
RUSSIA ANNEXED IT BUT NOT ALL COUNTRIES RECOGNIZE IT
Pozdrav z Česka🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿
Pozdrav iz Srbije 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
????????
😳😳😳😳😳😳
Pozdrawiam z Polski 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
Pozdrav z Polska
Niewiem czy dobrze
title: "How to cry Indonesia?"
Philippines: Hi! Indonesia :D
Indonesia: lol you are too hot in your country haha
Philippines: :( **starts to cry**
Indonesia: Hahahaha big noob
**Philippines Walks to USA**
USA: what happened and why are you crying?
Philippines: Indonesia said that my country is too hot :(
USA: :O Send this to Indonesia tomorrow!
USA: **whispers**
Philippines: OK!
(NEXT DAY)
Indonesia: have you remember that your country is too hot?
Philippines: >:) have you remember? that somebody beat you up by Philippines?
Indonesia: **starts to cry**
Philippines: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
**USA walks to Philippines**
USA: Good job!
Philippines: thanks :D
this is my idea
Belarus: *makes stronk Lukashenko Empire and invading europe to fix economy*
Czech Republic: *Declares war on Slovakia*
Lukashenko: . . .
Everyone except Russia:scared
Romania and Vampire:WTF?!
mY best idea: Sweden in nutshell
Sweden: i love meatballs, and ikea
Sweden: i'm gonna make meatball land
????: not if I have anything to say about it, and I DO! I'm gonna say bruh
THE BRUH INVASION: bruh bruh bruh bruh BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh
meatball land: nooooooooo0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0OOOooOoO000Oo0O0ooO0
ikea vs the bruh invasion, bruh wins
THE BRUH INVASION: time to make the bruh country
turns into bruhistan
Bruhistan: time to conquer all of baltic sea
bruh vs baltic sea, bruh wins
Bruh Empire: yay I empire now time to take more land because i feel like it
bruh empire vs europe, asia and americas, bruh wins again
Bruh Empire: time to go to africa by toto
bruh empire vs totoland, bruh wins
Bruh Empire: OOPSIE DAISY i forgot equatorial guinea
Equatorial Guinea: you cant defeet me
bruh empire vs equatorial guinea, equatorial guinea takes entire world
Guinea World: i win, time to make disney
turns into donald duck empire
donald duck empre: quack
thx for reading and teo mapper if youre readng please make viedo out of this i big fan
Please georgia is nutshell i am so interested what will happen please make animation about georgia is nutshell
Pls belgium is nutchell 2 than you maked my life!
Belarus: i conquered romania jay
Romania: you forgot im vampire ez
Its stupid we never declared war on slovakia we are brothers!
In my country we call Belarus “wit Rusland” which would translate into white Russia.
Idk why we have that name
wow bro I am the 100 like
Romania is better than Belarus
I live in Belarus. 🤍❤️🤍
Plz georgia in a nutshell
Ukraine in a nutshell pls 🇺🇦
I thing bruh its think 😐
Next russia in a nutshell
Belarus: Invades Poland
Poland: Forms union with Lithuania
Belarus: 🅱️lyat
You maked my day
1:31 poland want! U joke me?
R.i.p Varsavia.
@@_o_69 yes
Haha😂 nice
2:46 for free
You mean join me for USSR
when belarus's empire got vampirized: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD ! ! ! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
India in nutshell
Pakistan:- I can take you India with my nuclear power.
India:- oh!! Now it's done, I declare war against you.
Pakistan:- no no no I was only kidding
India win against__
India:- I have done my revenge. Now, I have to build my empire again before 364AD and now I will build it again..
Bangladesh you want to join me
Bangladesh:- You shut up. My people started migrating.
India:- hhh!! I am not mad. War with it..
India killed many people of Bangladesh
China:- Be quiet nepal let me take ladakh
Indian empire:- Why I am feeling like i am loosing my north land You wi_d china
China:- yes I am taking your land.
Indian empire:- I will ban chinese apps, companies and many things.
China:- why I am feeling like my economy is very low Day-by-day
Indian empire:- Because I am not trading anything from you Now, I declare war.
China:- No no I can't handle you because of my economy.
China ____ war
Indian empire:- now its my empire India Empire
Sri Lanka:- I declare religious war with you.
Indian empire:- oh!!! You be aware.
Nepal joins india
Myanmar gifted land to india
Indian empire__ Sri Lanka
God:- you India I was thinking you are land of gods but, you are killing many of country and their people
I am resting all the countries!!!!
Indian empire:- okay my lord. I was in angry form. Sorry god I will again start believing you and worshiping you.
God resets all and:-
World:- hush!! All is well.
If i have any words wrong or in bad form please correct my words
Thailand in nutshell
Thailand:hey myammar
Myammar:yes
Thailand:give my land back
Myammar:no
Thailand:wars
Thailand:hey vietnam laos cambodia malaysia
Vietnam laos cambodia malaysia:yes
Thailand:can you give my land back
Vietnam laos cambodia malaysia:no u
Thailand:ok i have thailand only power
Thailand:yes i won i think i change to empire
Thailand: *changing thailand too thailand empire*
Thailand empire:china i just want your
China:NO!!!!!!
thailand empire:war
Russia:thailand and rice suck
Thailand:what you want war
Russia:NO!!!!
THAILAND *WAR*
n.korea:thailand can u make me collapse with s.korea
Thailand:sure
I lost it when the empire turned into vampire
What if Romania is vampire white didn't naxi Germany and soviet union become vampire.
I think because ther r atheist
Silly person that dosent know ukraine is strpnger and bigger than belarus
Belarus wouldn't ever win. In terms of economy, population and army.
Chill. This whole video is just an unrealistic joke
good video! btw czechia will never atack slovakia we are brothers :D
Denmark in a nutshell
Denmark: Hey Norway!
Norway: What?
Denmark: I want you ;p
Norway: What? It's a joke?
Denmark: Nope.
Denmark invades Norway
Denmark: Hey, Iceland. Come to me.
Iceland: What?
Denmark: I eat you :D
Iceland: NOOOOOO
Denmark invades Iceland
Germany to 4 Reich
Reich: Hey Denmark, war!
Denmark: no u
Denmark annexes Germany
Denmark: Hey Finland and Sweden!
Finland-Sweden: What you need?
Denmark: Bam!
Denmark invades Finland and Sweden
Russia: Finland is mine!
Denmark: nope.
Denmark annexes Russia
Denmark annexes World.
Denmark: Yay! I'm win! Denmark Earth!
Easter Island: Nope :)
Easter island annexes Denmark
What happened to “you attack Belarus=you attack us”
moldova : bruh you forgot me
Lukashenko liberate Poland from Kaczo Tse Tung (Kaczyński) regime 😂
Your biggest mistake is you put thing intesed of think
Is it Tonga time I think it’s Tonga time tui Tonga empire
Romania is not vampire country Croatia is
You didn't make Pakistan in a nutshell
Kinda racist "Vampire" , im romanian ;(
Oh yeah there is protests in Belarus 🇧🇾
Wow low budget gylala is better
MOLDOVA IN A NUTSHELL plz!!
Me: eating popcorn while watching
Pls do indonesia in a nutshell bc im indo lol
Please make India in a nutshell 2
Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿👍👍👍😀😀😀
What wrong with this video? All!
Pls iraq i see you in iraq🇮🇶🇮🇶❤
Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿😀
Awesome video!
(sorry for late)
Kazakhstan 👍👍🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿
"my economy is dead, lets star another war!" lol
Slovakia in nutshell plsssss
Pls Australia in a Nusthell
Hello fello iam nit first
i miss your animations mate
And i do liké your Channel
ShItPoStInG intensifies
Teo mapper is thicc!!!
Pls India in a nutshell 2
(North) Macedonia in a nutshell
Bulgaria: Macedonia, you are mine
Macedonia: no u
Bulgaria: you want war?
Macedonia:yes
*war between Bulgaria and Macedonia*
*Macedonia wins*
Macedonia:Wow, I'm alot stronger that I thought! Greece I declare war on you!!!
Greece: oh no...
*Macedonia declares war on greece*
*Macedonia wins*
Macedonia:yes!!! You know what, I'm gonna change my name!
(now please anyone's country especially the Balkans, don't get offended by this) *Macedonia changes name to Macedonian Empire*
Serbia and Albania: Oh no you don't!
*Serbia and Albania declares war on Macedonian Empire*
*Macedonian Empire wins*
Macedonian Empire: hell yeah I beated you!
Macedonian Empire: I DECLARE WAS ON EUROPE!!! (excluding Russia)
*Macedonian Empire declares war on Europe*
*USA and Russia step in*
USA and Russia: You think your strong boi! BUT WE ARE STRONGER!!!!!!
Macedonian Empire: *oh shit*
*USA and Russia declare war on Macedonian Empire*
*USA and Russia wins*
*everything does back to normal*
Macedonia: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!
DA end
Why did Czechia randomly attack Slovakia at 2:09??? 😂
why not xD
Kazakhstan 🇰🇿👍👍
Belarus
pozdrawiam z polski
The dislikes are the ones who are againt Lukashenko
Well, Lukashenko IS Bad, so the dislikes are technically likes
ROMAINIAN POWER/PUTEREA ROMÂNIEI
Can we bé freinds ?
Political empire
Cambodia please
I'am a youtuber
Yeah Belarus.
Kazakhstan
Kazakhstan
Run
Belarus
lol
Lol.
Cool
atleast you can upload videos it doesnt even let me upload my mapping videos :( it only let me upload 2 thats it
I'm From USSR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: Drink Vodka
Me: I'm Kid
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Да да, я тот самый русский парень, которого ты искал в комментах.
Noice Vid.
Yo
Ты русский?
1🇵🇼
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Slovakia-cezech war !? Wtf
Can you make Slovakia next?
Moldova shall never die !!!!
"i declarate war on you !"
Eeeeeeeee! Good!
next Nepal in a nutshell please
Wow a fellow nepalese hi
Lukasenko is monster!!!
Libya please next
Kazakhstan in a nutshell,plzz:(
(Without Borat)