I was not expecting it to be this good. If you ever come across a very pretty girl, This stand up is your 10 min gig to cancel out all men in line, Anand.
those were nice jokes !!🤣🤣🤣 really nice jokes... title says about offending... but the real irony is how can anyone even be offended by this joke.. its a work of genius in progress... waiting for more of your stand-ups and jokes in future keep it up buddy !!
goddamn!! This was an awesome set.. funny & equally relatable.. I distinctively remember someone matching this Gayatri trope from my school days.. most of these girls are named after goddesses eg. Bhagyalakshmi, Manjulatha, Adhyashree, etc. all the pious & good girls of the class.. 😅
@@I_am_outtttt yes.. when I commented this I still hadn't watched the part where the comedian mentioned this joke, so i was reading the comments and thought the people commenting this were weird.
Same thing happened to me.. Some guy texted me on Instagram saying I saw ur comment on RUclips with over 600likes so thought of texting u.. Another one I did payment from gpay & the guy started msging me continually for 3-4days on gpay itself.. So much of dedication😂
I once worked for customer service chat on Amazon. The guy was hitting on me on customer service chat. He gave me his number 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and wanted to " know more" about me. I told thank u and connected him to us customer support 🤣
After a certain point of time, people actually become their names. It is a fact. They go through the journey of their names and u can see that they look like their names.
Gayatri reporting! I've been asked out on google pay because I made the mistake of buying something from a supermarket and payinv via UPI. The shopkeeper wouldn't leave me alone 🙃
Intelligent and funny😂 and genuine unlike most other forced kadi lines of other stand ups! And that "Gayatri face" man I relate to using that technique and half the ppl i know dont get it and they act like mayb i m cracked paavam....so it was gr8 to hear those lines...!
The moment he said Do you guys even know how much of a Gayatri she looks like, and the moment I said y'all imagined a gayatri face dude. Well written 😂😂😂
I still can't wrap my head arund the fact as to how I imagined a Gayatri face b4 Anand said tht ul r imagining a Gayatri face 🤔 and everyone is imagining the same Gayatri.
the most accurate thing 1:35 the whole point of bumble to make the girl put in some effort and all they can come up with is "hi" or "hey" hats off, negative 100/10 on effort xD
We all are Swiping
She is recruiting 😂😂😂😂
Awesome lines
It's also nice to see a man point out how creepy some men can be
@@selenophile5256 true
So much power they are having🤣🤣
@@weirdbunney5500 i look
@@selenophile5256 if women had to chase men would know how many are creepy. Unfortunately biology doesn't work that way.
This guy is actually intelligent, loved every word.
Amd how do you know that??
WTF is wrong with you? 😂😂 intelligent boldiya just from one video of standup comedy.
This guy is his dad
Mystery solved , case closed😂
Kids my age have turned unacademy into dating app 😂
frrr😭😂
Lol...I know some🤣
fr
Gayatri can you forward me your notes.
Yeah man, I don’t even see the comments. Cringe ho jata.
Loved it! 😂 Especially that line "Indian guys try to make every app into a dating app" so accurate 🙈
Totally agreed, by the way where do you live? 😂
@@samitsinha3349 😂
@@samitsinha3349😂 lmao 🤣
One girl told me she was getting marriage proposals on LinkedIn 😂
I left swiped a guy on Tinder, Minder, Aisle, Bumble and every other app you can imagine and then he messaged me on LinkedIn 😂😂
Hey
@@bhuvneshsingh6218 what hey dumba$$
😂
Thats 100% effort, u should give atleast give him the chance of guessing ur name maybe..
@@bhuvneshsingh6218 living the "every app is a dating app for us" vibe. Nahi pategi bhai.
the last time i played the guessing game. it was AIEEE exam and my rank was 3.3L
it was awesome 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 after that AIEEE forgot it's existence
That's my CTC 😂
This time it's like he cracked CAT with 99.99999%ile, but screwed up in the interview :D
I’m going to do same . Wish me guys
@@shubhamahesh7880 haha all the best I hope you will have great luck
'if she robs a bank i just have to tell the police that it was gayatri"
lmao dead
Gayatri isn't watching. Because a girl with Gayatri face doesn't watch stand-up comedy! 🤣
She actually does. First hand experience
Gayathri*..
🍷😆😆👍 Good point actually!
Broo.. 😂😂
Good one😹😹
Everyone guessed the name Fatima correctly so accurate 😂
Totally agreed! Where do u live ?
@@smangatsingh lmao
😅😅😅💯💯
@@smangatsingh dude lolll
It's nice to see a man point out how creepy some men can be
Anand being hilarious and killing as usual
I was not expecting it to be this good. If you ever come across a very pretty girl, This stand up is your 10 min gig to cancel out all men in line, Anand.
This guy took Gayatri to the top of the world and then pushed her to the ground...
The fact that he told garima face perfectly 😂😂😂
hahahaha
@@garimakukreti9577 Garima 😆
@@garimakukreti9577 🤣😂
@@garimakukreti9577 😂😂emotional damage
@@garimakukreti9577 See he was right that's a Garima pose in your DP.
super tight set dude, glad to have discovered you
Indeed
It's rare I get through a whole video without forwarding
This is too goooood
We all are swiping
She is recruiting 😂
Had me rollin🤣🤣
Hit the the like button When he said we all have imagined Gayatri face and actually all we really did that 😂
Respect for u Man
My name doing Cameo in Stand up...not bad 😂😂😂....Great work man 👏🏻👏🏻
Also do you pose like how he described 😂😂😂
He rightly said “Every app is a dating app for us”
Nahi pategi bhai 😂😂
totally agreed, where do you live?
@@kafkaesque69 🤣🤣
@@kafkaesque69 🤣🤣🤣
The problem he stated with dating apps was so true lol.
Finally got to see an Indian stand-up video where both the title and content are in English!😂
That Fatima joke had me😂
Yeah it had me too , btw, where do u live
@@anahita-bn6cy 😂😂😂dude
those were nice jokes !!🤣🤣🤣
really nice jokes... title says about offending... but the real irony is how can anyone even be offended by this joke..
its a work of genius in progress... waiting for more of your stand-ups and jokes in future
keep it up buddy !!
Frickin amazing dude! Cleverly-crafted jokes along with your gestures are a delight to watch
That Gayathri face made me laugh a lot. Even looking at you, I got this Tamilian vibe for some reason. People judge so much by face lol
The way he talks he's either mallu or tamil
goddamn!! This was an awesome set.. funny & equally relatable.. I distinctively remember someone matching this Gayatri trope from my school days.. most of these girls are named after goddesses eg. Bhagyalakshmi, Manjulatha, Adhyashree, etc. all the pious & good girls of the class.. 😅
i loved that you used the word 'trope'
Bro 😂...This is the reality! So relatable man 🥹😂
Bro I seriously imagined Gyatri the way you described... it's awesome
Absolutely hilarious Anand.. Much respect from Shillong..and love that South indian/Bangalorean accent...
"My Rank 3.3 Lac ; Dude that's my CTC" Great Writing Buddy
I see some guys replying :- "totally agreed , where do you live? " to the comments of some girls.
You guys are insane !
Totally agreed,where do you live?
Yes I noticed that too lol. cringe.
@@bhavanrana1123 😂😂
@@smollilbean not cringe that's sarcasm
@@I_am_outtttt yes.. when I commented this I still hadn't watched the part where the comedian mentioned this joke, so i was reading the comments and thought the people commenting this were weird.
I miss watching you Anand. I'm going to Bangalore this year, hope to watch you live shows ❤️
Man I laughed so hard this 10 min, you are awesome!
Me toooo...😂
Totally agree! Where do you live?😂
Exactly where r u from😂😂😂
This made me to laugh whole day 🤣 😂... thank you so much bro....this made my day....
Aanand you are amazing man 😂😂😂 made me laugh after decades 👍👍👍
My sister's name is Gayathri (she's married) and I know that face he's talking about 🤣🤣
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
Bro..... superb 🥳🥳 Gayatri should watch this video. 😂😂😂
This standup is so true, it's like yesterday me and my friend were talking the same thing 😅😂.
Same thing happened to me.. Some guy texted me on Instagram saying I saw ur comment on RUclips with over 600likes so thought of texting u.. Another one I did payment from gpay & the guy started msging me continually for 3-4days on gpay itself.. So much of dedication😂
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
@@shahidrazajilani3712😅😅😅😅
Wowww!🤣🤣 This is amazing!!
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
That's was amazing.
Thoroughly enjoyed it.
I once worked for customer service chat on Amazon. The guy was hitting on me on customer service chat. He gave me his number 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and wanted to " know more" about me. I told thank u and connected him to us customer support 🤣
once a Gayatri, always a Gayatri😂
she is recruiting .... NEXT !! amazing Bro.... :D
honestly came to the video with lesser expectations you blew the roof of this place
Dude ....you are amazing. For the whole 9 minutes, I was laughing like hell
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?
@@shahidrazajilani3712 hahahahahh
After a certain point of time, people actually become their names. It is a fact. They go through the journey of their names and u can see that they look like their names.
Typing moment was majestic and appaled me in a good way 🤣
Good video could relate to so many things thanks for posting and making my day better 🥰
YES but why does he speak english? does he think his audience is english speaking? 🤪
This was such a beautiful set. Poetic even.
This is your best work.. 👍👍
Don't consider the negative Comments...👏👏
How am I supposed to feel now? 😂😂
Loved this ! 😅😂
When you did the "Fatima" bit, I instantly flashbacked to watching Brain games on natgeo on tv....
Man !! XD
SuperDaSuper......Awesome yaar Awesome.....😁😁😁😁😁🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I am just subscribing your channel because of that line - we are swiping and pretty girls are recruiting. 👏👏👏👏🤣
Gayatri reporting!
I've been asked out on google pay because I made the mistake of buying something from a supermarket and payinv via UPI. The shopkeeper wouldn't leave me alone 🙃
The fact that I'm a Gayatri and the person who sent me this video was Anand !
Woww wanna see your face ...how prettty you are ...that he inspired by you to make people laugh...😅
I didn't expect it to be this funny !!... Great job 👍
Intelligent and funny😂 and genuine unlike most other forced kadi lines of other stand ups! And that "Gayatri face" man I relate to using that technique and half the ppl i know dont get it and they act like mayb i m cracked paavam....so it was gr8 to hear those lines...!
How true! I did imagine a Gayathri face!
The moment he said Do you guys even know how much of a Gayatri she looks like, and the moment I said y'all imagined a gayatri face dude. Well written 😂😂😂
Great set. Loved it❤
this is amazing chhote Chatur (from 3 idiots)💫
this was fun. thanks for making this video!!
man 😂😂😂 loved it , not like the over rated ones . this is smart comedy , loved it
i have never heard my name these many times in a time span of 9 mins
Found you.. 😂🤣
I still can't wrap my head arund the fact as to how I imagined a Gayatri face b4 Anand said tht ul r imagining a Gayatri face 🤔 and everyone is imagining the same Gayatri.
Watched this in open mic 🎤 on repeat it is funny 😄
The Instagram thing happens with me.
Everyone. Literally EVERYONE.
But the Zomato thing hasn't happened with me yet.
Dude 🙌🙌🙌u are the best....🥰😍i loved it.. After a long time i laughed so loudly 😅U made my day....
we are Swiping and she is recruiting...amazing ....loved it anand
Thank you so much for this ... I was having a bad day and this video totally lifted my mood and made me Laugh ... Thank you once again ☺️
wow dude loved it❣!!! keep up the good work!! subscribed!
😂awesome. Loved it!
Every Gayatri deserves a sorry now :)
Mens make every application a dating application 🙌🏻😂😂💯
once a guy guessed my name gogo on bumble
You nailed it ☺️☺️. Now I am a big fan of yours.
the most accurate thing 1:35
the whole point of bumble to make the girl put in some effort and all they can come up with is "hi" or "hey"
hats off, negative 100/10 on effort xD
Amazing one.. very funny 😂😂😂
You rocked it!!🙌
Came back after months to say that the humour is still alive!!
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?
Too Good. The last one got me. Hahahaha No Gayatri will sleep after watching this.
The only English comedy channel I follow ❤ keep growing 💪
Dude I am not even kidding for real they message on whatever they can find 😂😂😂It's hilarious!!
Hahahaha, this is an epic stand up. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact : Original Gayatri has three eyes.
Came here after watching your show at yuck comedy club yesterday. You are the only guy I could understand as a non hindi speaker
Exactly, I imagined the Gaytri face like in a South Indian saree and Red blouse kind of stuffs.
Trust me this will reach atleast 1M likes
Highly underated 👑
Messaging on Gpay 🤣
broo just awsome.... maja hi aa gya
So true about the whole finding on Instagram..
hi, where do you live?😂😂😂😂😂
@@humane247 😂😂
@@aaaaaatooth glad you gauged hidden sarcasm in there🙏😂😂
बहुत ही बेहतरीन 🤣🤣
Why is he so underrated??
Love your set man!
This is 'texting on dating apps 101'😂
Nice to know that Naveen Polishetty has a twin and both wrote AIEEE.
The same day I watched this video I got matched with a Gayathri on bumble. LMAO 🤣