Or like 16 year olds taking a giant swig of 190 proof vodka to prove how cool they are to their friends at a party, as their esophagus begins to dissolve and their stomach burns with the red hot intensity of 1,000 suns.
@@FaridShahidinejad It's their sworn duty to die for the president's twisted vanity. Not really, but honestly folks, if you choose the gig freely, there's only so much sympathy you're going to get from me. I mean if it's a "it puts the carrot juice on or it gets the hose again" sitcho, sure, I care, but if you're going to do that knowing what you know?
So now you're a doctor? Isn't that the rules you silly liberals made up earlier in the pandemic? Only listen to actual scientists and doctors. Which one are you again?
Don't they do that when there's not enough oxygen in their water? Nothing the poor fish can do about that. Not like there were basic precautions it could take to keep its water aerated.
@@croixrennie892 How bad was it? I have a pretty mild case but running and then being able to breathe out perfectly but not breathe in is some true terror if I don't have an inhalator with me.
Problematist I was like 14 and it would feel like an elephant was sitting on my chest. I had to be hooked to a breathing machine just to get a good night’s sleep. I had to go to the hospital numerous times growing up because I couldn’t breathe. The strangest thing is though, when I started playing football, running track, and playing soccer...I eventually out grew needing an inhaler. It was like the cardio built up my lungs or something. We were also living in old houses too, so I think that impacted my breathing as well. When finally moved to a better neighborhood, I didn’t need an inhaler anymore.
@@croixrennie892 A reduction in nitrogen dioxide in the air where you live now probably helps. We like to think of the present day as ultra-modern but in 100 years, if the human race still exists, they'll look back at us living in polluted towns and cities in the same way that we look back at the industrial revolution, when the walls were blackened from all the smoke. The only real difference now is the shit that we breathe is invisible. What a world! _smh_
@RDE Lutherie another stealth jet apologist? 😬 oh thank god, you're just recapping and explaining that Trump is actually _dumber_ than the OP suggests.
"A lot of people think it goes away in april," i swear to god it's like he's atemporal. he doesn't understand the difference between past, present & future tense he just uses them interchangeably "covid19s tend to go away in april 2020s, usually"
Ojai Doge today’s republicans are 40-50 years ago’s democrats though, which makes it hard for us to criticize a specific political ideology or even a set of relied-upon policies, so we have to attack trump for _speaking less politely than ronald reagan_ even tho ronald reagan _ALSO_ ignored a pandemic for many thousands of deaths too long (AIDS, as HIV was called back then) im not against tumblr-esque language innovation for concepts or feelings that never got the names they needed, or new names for brand-new contexts enabled by developments in culture & science & weather, but when more and more things become uncitationable/unreferencable via _ANY_ word, problematic or woke or otherwise, then those with power can surely operate unmonitered in those spaces. theres a reason the american education system does and almost always has taught *nothing* about socialism or communism other than the definition that Stalin gave for it after he violently seized control of the war-beaten russian government (namely, that state-run capitalism IS socialism, no switch from a power hierarchy to a co-operative-run bossless organization-structure required..... therefor, he had no reason to try to convince his people to start aNOTHEr decades-long project to flatten the economy’s vertical structure, because such a thing had nothing to do with socialism)..... if people don’t know the name of a thing and thus how to ask for it, then theyll only blame themSELVES for not having it, rather than those who hid the existence and knowledge of the nameless thing _from_ them.
UncleBibby dude, everyone left tumblr when the porn left, and the word “woke” is misused all the time to the point that I’m not even sure anyone knows what it means anymore. Woke (or stay woke) just meant to stay alert and stay aware like... that’s it. And y’all turned it into a synonym of social justice warrior lol
"Don't be afraid of it. Don't let it dominate you" Does he think the coronavirus is like some kind of alpha male character or bully or domineering gorilla, and shouldn't be shown weakness lest it pounce upon it?
@@Alianger there's a difference between not being overly paranoid, and not bothering to take even the most basic preventative measures even though you're an obese man in his 70s. Trump doesn't know the difference, or he doesn't care, or both.
@@Alianger His height (6' 3"), weight (17 st 6lbs) and BMI (30.4) literally classify him as clinically obese. He's 12 lbs overweight and, spoiler alert, that ain't 12 lbs of lean muscle. Also take a look at the White House event where everyone, including Trump, caught Covid (the supreme Court nomination event). See if you think Trump (or anyone else for what matter) is wearing a mask there.
@@jmckendry84 It's kinda scary that you actually know those numbers. Fat shamed anyone else that wasn't even fat lately? Well it's not like you guys don't want him to die, so what's the issue there? Except he didn't.
He's almost certainly not immune - as soon as he tests negative, they'll shout it from the rooftops. The virus is very likely still having a raging party in his gross body
The doctors they looked at me and said : Sir! It's a miracle, no one's ever recovered like you. You have the most amazing immune system, no one's ever seen such a beautifull immune system. Ever. Okay?
T L facial expression analysis is pseudoscience at best and as a psychologist you should exhibit more professionalism than presenting such a half as impersonal assessment
@greasyspleen Sheesh. Ever hear of having a positive attitude? Ever hear someone say they're going to "beat" cancer? That's what he's doing with covid. Chill.
@Gordon Freeman So your point is Trump is stupid, yet he has managed to make better trade deals for our country than the top politicians have for decades, and also that he doesn't deserve the best health care as President, yet all Presidents, Republican or Democrat, always get the best health care.
A lot of the surreal (real) clips from the Trump era, especially with Vic edits, are just funny to watch, but this stunt he pulled infuriates me to this day.
I hope he's gone because youtube didn't keep any of the artists monetized that so humorously capture liberal freakouts. It would be such a waste of content creation if Trump wins
Honestly, the number one thing I'm gonna miss once Trump is out is gonna be Vic Berger Trump videos. But then again, I'm sure Donald's gonna go on a big, big tour after it all ends and continue to provide amazing content.
The “bye bye” never fails to crack me up. The close up on his neck is so gross. I think it was the daily show that pointed out his neck usually looks like a vag and now I can’t unsee it.
These videos are honestly the only adequate way to potray the madness we're living through. It really helps me cope. But I still wonder how much acid Vic takes to produce these fever dreams.
He deserves any suffering he has. He hasn't seen the worst of it. It gets really bad in week 2 for people w pre existing cardiovascular issues and who are obese and elderly
@@Sloimer he has comorbidity. It doesn't look good for him but hopefully he survives to lose the election so he doesn't come back from the grave to tell us the election was a fraud bc he died from a disease he gave to himself
Nikeita Misner ok so is he a narcissist with a god complex that doesn’t believe in his mortality or is he a scared child? You people really need to make up your minds
@@Sloimer Narcissists have fragile egos, and hide their insecurities through acts of arrogance. Afterall, it was Trump who was worried about looking weak by being in the hospital, and "inspecting" his bunker. Secure individuals don't obsess over such things.
Somehow I thought that after trump left office these wouldn’t be funny anymore. They have aged like fine wine. It reminds you of how preposterous it all was.
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Ventilators....stand back and stand by
No, he doesn't need one.
@@WLFGNGPHNX boy are you in for a surprise
@@WLFGNGPHNX ...yet.
HAHAHAHAH
😅
He looked like a kid trying to act tough after eating something spicy.
Or like 16 year olds taking a giant swig of 190 proof vodka to prove how cool they are to their friends at a party, as their esophagus begins to dissolve and their stomach burns with the red hot intensity of 1,000 suns.
@@shadow_of_thoth Golly, I miss high school. We sure took the name "high schoolers" literally back then... :p
@Voya sadly you are furry
@Voya furry bad
Voya yeah, but you don’t have iced tea as your profile pic
so nice that they brought his make-up bag to Walter Reed before his chop chop ride.
If you think about it a little more, he didn't apply that makeup himself so he must've exposed both the makeup artist AND the hair stylist.
@@FaridShahidinejad It's their sworn duty to die for the president's twisted vanity. Not really, but honestly folks, if you choose the gig freely, there's only so much sympathy you're going to get from me. I mean if it's a "it puts the carrot juice on or it gets the hose again" sitcho, sure, I care, but if you're going to do that knowing what you know?
Under strict oval office orders, the doctors had to make aeroplane noises when they were giving him his medicine
had a spray tan crew on site
You know how much we pay for his haircut and makeup? It’s all presidents though.. Obama paid $800 twice a month for a haircut.
Trump's lungs are a mess.
Stay positive President Trump 🤞😊
Trump is a mess
@boiling water
👏👏👏👏👏
Trump's lung capacity is a big fat mistake.
So now you're a doctor? Isn't that the rules you silly liberals made up earlier in the pandemic?
Only listen to actual scientists and doctors.
Which one are you again?
Somewhere in Walter Reeds's laundry room - "When did we start using orange pillow cases?"
What happened to these pillows, they're all gummed up.
LMAO! I can only imagine! That stuff doesn't come off either.
Oh oooooohhhhhh 🤣
Trump now supports the "I can't breathe" movement
Took him a minute. At least its covid with a knee on his neck and not some random.
I guess I wouldn’t even wish that on him.
Scraps G nice try 🤣
Trump became President so that Vic Berger would have a subject to channel his talent and energy into.
Jim Bakker and Steve Harvey were just fine
That's not a mess
He has been low energy since he joined Tim.
Brekedek Dang I think Vic prefers Jim Bakker.
Vic is one of God's colors y'all.
Trump's hair is trying to escape before it's host dies.
I know jokes about the hair are a dime a dozen, but SNL had a good one on the first debate parody.
That’s some funny shit!
Hehehehe
I'm curious, how wrong things trump has said, versus actual truths?
@@Tony-yd1vx it's always either lies or completely empty nonsense. Never a single detail about how anything did, does or would work.
Reminds me of a pet goldfish that jumped out of the bowl and onto the carpet
Welp they're both orange
Please don’t disrespect goldfish they are loving little creatures.
I feel sympathy for the fish, not the Orange Menace.
Don't they do that when there's not enough oxygen in their water? Nothing the poor fish can do about that. Not like there were basic precautions it could take to keep its water aerated.
SkyP1e that’s a smart goldfish,he’s testing flat earth theory
Vic 's horror movies get scarier and scarier.
"All six police academy movies" can't be beat
What a strange, strange man
@@FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN He's closer to a turd than a human.
@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd Just as dangerous as they were back then.
Lennart that's funny thank you. I needed to laugh right now. 🤣
The only thing stranger is that American voters elected him. From an Englishman's perspective, that's pretty fucking weird.
@@nagualdesign Not the majority. We're using the outdated electoral college method and that's how he was placed. The majority did NOT for him.
MAGA = Mister "Apprentice" Gasping for Air
MAGA = Melania At Gravesite Acting
MAGA = Making American Graves Accumulate
*Mass graves
@@vicentenoriega7944 , MAGA = Morbid Alveolar Goop Accumulation
Murrika Actually Gets Avenged
Jared Smith Rusky?
@Jared Smith Я смеюсь над тобой. Путин владеет вами.
Only Vic could show us the other-worldy breathability of our commander and chief. AMEN. He CAN breathe.
I thought he was going to fall!
“Happy easter!” 😂😂😂
Trump actually looks scared, wow.
good
Wouldn't you be scared if you knew you were going straight to hell following your last breath... Lol
He worried that people can tell he's faking
@@roxannemccoy4329 should have taken precautions and virus seriously
I recognize that breathing from my Asthma attacks. It's insanity that they let him out.
Stay positive President Trump 🤞😊
I had asthma as a kid...that shit was no joke.
@@croixrennie892 How bad was it? I have a pretty mild case but running and then being able to breathe out perfectly but not breathe in is some true terror if I don't have an inhalator with me.
Problematist I was like 14 and it would feel like an elephant was sitting on my chest. I had to be hooked to a breathing machine just to get a good night’s sleep. I had to go to the hospital numerous times growing up because I couldn’t breathe. The strangest thing is though, when I started playing football, running track, and playing soccer...I eventually out grew needing an inhaler. It was like the cardio built up my lungs or something. We were also living in old houses too, so I think that impacted my breathing as well. When finally moved to a better neighborhood, I didn’t need an inhaler anymore.
@@croixrennie892 A reduction in nitrogen dioxide in the air where you live now probably helps. We like to think of the present day as ultra-modern but in 100 years, if the human race still exists, they'll look back at us living in polluted towns and cities in the same way that we look back at the industrial revolution, when the walls were blackened from all the smoke. The only real difference now is the shit that we breathe is invisible. What a world! _smh_
The coronavirus? It's _stealth_ .
You can't see it. No one can, not even Mary Corona, she designed it for **total stealth**
❗️
China makes a virus you can’t see! Totally stealth.
@RDE Lutherie another stealth jet apologist? 😬 oh thank god, you're just recapping and explaining that Trump is actually _dumber_ than the OP suggests.
He's not a victim, he's a drunk driver. Who just opened a chain of bars along the nation's highways.
Beautifully put.
Free shots at every service station. Woohoo!
"A lot of people think it goes away in april," i swear to god it's like he's atemporal. he doesn't understand the difference between past, present & future tense he just uses them interchangeably "covid19s tend to go away in april 2020s, usually"
Finally, someone who understands.
This is literally how children speak.
@@TheMongrelCat522 Children and Republicans, yup
Ojai Doge today’s republicans are 40-50 years ago’s democrats though, which makes it hard for us to criticize a specific political ideology or even a set of relied-upon policies, so we have to attack trump for _speaking less politely than ronald reagan_ even tho ronald reagan _ALSO_ ignored a pandemic for many thousands of deaths too long (AIDS, as HIV was called back then)
im not against tumblr-esque language innovation for concepts or feelings that never got the names they needed, or new names for brand-new contexts enabled by developments in culture & science & weather, but when more and more things become uncitationable/unreferencable via _ANY_ word, problematic or woke or otherwise, then those with power can surely operate unmonitered in those spaces.
theres a reason the american education system does and almost always has taught *nothing* about socialism or communism other than the definition that Stalin gave for it after he violently seized control of the war-beaten russian government (namely, that state-run capitalism IS socialism, no switch from a power hierarchy to a co-operative-run bossless organization-structure required..... therefor, he had no reason to try to convince his people to start aNOTHEr decades-long project to flatten the economy’s vertical structure, because such a thing had nothing to do with socialism).....
if people don’t know the name of a thing and thus how to ask for it, then theyll only blame themSELVES for not having it, rather than those who hid the existence and knowledge of the nameless thing _from_ them.
UncleBibby dude, everyone left tumblr when the porn left, and the word “woke” is misused all the time to the point that I’m not even sure anyone knows what it means anymore. Woke (or stay woke) just meant to stay alert and stay aware like... that’s it. And y’all turned it into a synonym of social justice warrior lol
I’m sure his “Boys” are very “Proud” of him.
From a person who watches "The Very Best of Jim Bakker" every night before bed, this is one of your best videos.🤘👍
Basta!
casually making breakfast with “I CANT BREATHE” playing over and over in the background
"Don't be afraid of it. Don't let it dominate you"
Does he think the coronavirus is like some kind of alpha male character or bully or domineering gorilla, and shouldn't be shown weakness lest it pounce upon it?
No he means don't get overly paranoid and carry on with your life.
@@Alianger there's a difference between not being overly paranoid, and not bothering to take even the most basic preventative measures even though you're an obese man in his 70s. Trump doesn't know the difference, or he doesn't care, or both.
@@jmckendry84 I wouldn't say he's obese lol. And he does wear a mask from what I've seen.
@@Alianger His height (6' 3"), weight (17 st 6lbs) and BMI (30.4) literally classify him as clinically obese. He's 12 lbs overweight and, spoiler alert, that ain't 12 lbs of lean muscle.
Also take a look at the White House event where everyone, including Trump, caught Covid (the supreme Court nomination event). See if you think Trump (or anyone else for what matter) is wearing a mask there.
@@jmckendry84 It's kinda scary that you actually know those numbers. Fat shamed anyone else that wasn't even fat lately?
Well it's not like you guys don't want him to die, so what's the issue there? Except he didn't.
God Bless the United Stehezch
_"I looked at my wife I said 'I CAN'T BREATHE!!'"_ 😂😂
“Maybe I’m immune.”
People can get covid twice, Mr. President.
FAKE NEWS!
He's almost certainly not immune - as soon as he tests negative, they'll shout it from the rooftops. The virus is very likely still having a raging party in his gross body
Immune to logic
Bank teller caught it while at work and caught it again from her child that was in daycare.
@@BigHoTzMuZik Thanks for your marginally convincing anecdote.
Man, trump should get Covid more often, the guy looks 20 years younger! Great for the complexion.
Right? What a shame he's immune now. Maybe. I don't know.
*pumps fists*
@@pkmcburroughs *airhorn
What is he, the pope? He needs to go out on his balcony and bless everybody?
Exactly, such an odd photo op.
Like a mrrrrcle, so majestic, fringe flapping in the chopper wash. The Supreme Leader enters the whitest of houses.
There's not really a name for it, I like tippy top house.
@@abelq8008 some call it "tippy top shape" kill me
The whitest of houses is now the most infected of houses.
@@mpemberton7760 like Pence’s hair: looks clean and white, but Flies and Racoons are attracted by the smell of decay.
This video had me like, *"I CAN'T BREATHE!!"*
Right! I'm dead....hahaha oh wait that's cuz I CAN'T BREATHE!😂🤦♂️
One day Trump will disappear. It's like a miracle.
I hope I'm alive to see it and celebrate.
This is pure art.
The doctors they looked at me and said : Sir! It's a miracle, no one's ever recovered like you. You have the most amazing immune system, no one's ever seen such a beautifull immune system. Ever. Okay?
Awesome as hell. He can't breathe.
HE CAN'T BREAAAATHE
tingles at the piano crescendo. it could be a jazz song
@@tylerknight99 I hear ya. Along with those exclaims in the background and that lil bass riff at 0:59 it is just, it's, it's just impeccable
I still can't believe people refuse to see him for the frightened, weak child he clearly is.
How is that theory illustrated here?
@@Sloimer It's plain as day in those microexpressions of his.
T L yeah I’m sure you’re a trained body language and forensic facial expression analyst
@@Sloimer I'm a human being and psychologist who can perceive and interpret facial expressions.
T L facial expression analysis is pseudoscience at best and as a psychologist you should exhibit more professionalism than presenting such a half as impersonal assessment
It takes about 2 weeks for corticosteroid adverse psychiatric reactions to kick in. Buckle your seatbelts.
-Trump 2020-
Trump 1946-2020 ✓
God willing, amen
Another glorious speech from Dr. Zaius.
He needs milk!
More Ovaltine please!
🤣🤣🤣
1:21 Melania in this video is like the forest (during the "chemical burn" scene) in Fight Club (1999).
slide
Nice. What a great scene. (Not that seeing Melania soothes me, it dose not.)
I hope with all my heart, he feels the way George Floyd felt under that knee.
I'll just come here to see what The Lincoln Project is going to do next.
A video so good it made me immune to any other kind of humour. Maybe I’m immune! Bye-bye.
As soon as this happened today, I began eagerly awaiting the Vic Berger version of it
It's like he thinks you can intimidate the virus.
Of course, the virus is only a few hundred nanometers wide, while Trump is a 6ft 3", 245 lb Alpha. Biggest wins, that's just science.
@greasyspleen Sheesh. Ever hear of having a positive attitude? Ever hear someone say they're going to "beat" cancer? That's what he's doing with covid. Chill.
@Gordon Freeman So your point is Trump is stupid, yet he has managed to make better trade deals for our country than the top politicians have for decades, and also that he doesn't deserve the best health care as President, yet all Presidents, Republican or Democrat, always get the best health care.
I hope we can do this by Easter.
Even his mask wanted to get far away from him.
At this point I don't know if laugh up unto the skies or cry in deep darkness -
It is what it is.
Yeah it do be like that: “oh well”
I already know he us passing THAT SHIT around to friends and family lets be real.
A lot of the surreal (real) clips from the Trump era, especially with Vic edits, are just funny to watch, but this stunt he pulled infuriates me to this day.
He's going to disappear after November.
1:58 THAT FINAL BYE-BYE WAS HIS MOST DARING YET
I hope he's gone because youtube didn't keep any of the artists monetized that so humorously capture liberal freakouts. It would be such a waste of content creation if Trump wins
I can't BREEEEAAAATTTHHHHHEEEEEE
he learned so much? I thought he already knew everything? WEIRD
What a coincidence. I started calling Trump virus too! Love these vids.
Byebye
Don't *GASP* be *WHEEZE* afraid of it *DEEP INHALE*
The "bye bye"
I know tRump was saying, 'I can't breathe', but all I could hear was, 'I can't lead'.
Imagine being such a delicate flower you can't even wear a mask?
1:08 that was musically perfect
Thanks
Just the right amount of "I can't breathes"
I'm waiting for the doctor to come forward who gave him the life saving Clorox and UV radiation under his skin that killed that virus
That ventilator in the background tho! LMFAO
When is America breaking up into the smart and not do smart parts?
Holy shit, that made me laugh so hard!
When you correct that typo?
1:43 Soon as that breeze barely touched and lifted his stiff, auquanetted hair flap, he backed up and began his bye bye😅
Vic, this is your best work since the 2016 republican primaries. Thank you
That was awesome.
This is your finest work, if I may be so bold.
God bless you, Vic.
Honestly, the number one thing I'm gonna miss once Trump is out is gonna be Vic Berger Trump videos.
But then again, I'm sure Donald's gonna go on a big, big tour after it all ends and continue to provide amazing content.
@Random Scottish Guy no doubt, but Trump is on a whole different level.
@@Bigniccashyt obvious MAGAt troll is obviously a MAGAt
I love Vic Berger and I'm glad to support his Patreon.
One day soon it _will_ disappear. Very soon, in fact.
The “bye bye” never fails to crack me up. The close up on his neck is so gross. I think it was the daily show that pointed out his neck usually looks like a vag and now I can’t unsee it.
Please don't ruin vaginas for me. They're all I have left.
These videos are honestly the only adequate way to potray the madness we're living through. It really helps me cope.
But I still wonder how much acid Vic takes to produce these fever dreams.
I been waiting for this LMAO....I can't breathe...lol. Vic Berger... National Treasure 💯
The only thing I'll miss about Trump is Vic Berger giving him the air horn 0:07
A narcissist will never apologize or admit they're wrong.
"America will dissapear."-Trump
F
byebye!
top notch, Vic!!!!!
He deserves any suffering he has. He hasn't seen the worst of it. It gets really bad in week 2 for people w pre existing cardiovascular issues and who are obese and elderly
Not in everyone.
Not if they let you walk on steroids and antibody cocktails
@@Sloimer he has comorbidity. It doesn't look good for him but hopefully he survives to lose the election so he doesn't come back from the grave to tell us the election was a fraud bc he died from a disease he gave to himself
Nikeita Misner ok so is he a narcissist with a god complex that doesn’t believe in his mortality or is he a scared child? You people really need to make up your minds
@@Sloimer Narcissists have fragile egos, and hide their insecurities through acts of arrogance. Afterall, it was Trump who was worried about looking weak by being in the hospital, and "inspecting" his bunker. Secure individuals don't obsess over such things.
Whenever someone wants to get better at video editing, they bow down towards wherever Vic Berger is on this planet and pray 5 times a day.
“IT” will disappear
Your edits and the sounds you add makes all your videos hilarious!! I’m always waiting for each video to come out! 🤣
LMAO I'm on a Vic Berger spree
Melania popping up saying "Happy Easter"... Wow I love that!
Please slow the testing dowwwwnnn!
Some of your finest work, Vic!
Vic Berger is a Michelangelo with an air horn.
It's an hilarious visual to imagine Trump down on his knees, gasping for air while reaching out to Melania and going: "I CAN'T BREAAAAAAATHEE!"
Somehow I thought that after trump left office these wouldn’t be funny anymore. They have aged like fine wine. It reminds you of how preposterous it all was.
And the last two years????
Melania: Happy Easter. 🐰
Be breast Malaria be breast
Barron isn’t in danger, folks he’s hotboxed his quarters with mango juul vape for safety’s sake.
My god man, you are a genius!!! I love you!!! Thank you so much!!!
I hope we can do this by EaStEr
Happy Easter!
Jesús Christ, another Vic Berger masterpiece!
‘One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear’... I'm guessing Thursday October 15, if you know what I'm getting at.
That random, “Happy Easter” made me lol.
Last time I was this early, coronavirus was still a hoax.
Vic, your work is more essential now then ever. Keep it up buddy! Dont let the haters get you down