Actually legit had to bump my high blood pressure, meds to 100mg and decrease sodium intake after that. Tl;dr and I almost died after having heart attack (legit, 3 days later.) after eating The Sloppy Jessica from Brooklyn Nine-Nine with Pepperoni Pizza, totally worth it. Would do again. Goes great with a very greasy pepperoni pizza. 🍕
ツluvpcralta that totally sucks, especially if you like cooking :(. My mom lets me make anything I want as long as it’s not too outrageous and I clean after myself.
I'm someone who doesn't like cooking infront of people. I'm at uni right now and have to share a kitchen with 7 others so most of the time I'm eating at 10pm because that's when the kitchen is empty. Around Easter time I was in a flat with 5 rooms but 2 people had moved out into other flats and 2 had gone home for Easter (I was supposed to go home the day the lockdown was announced) so I had a few months of having my own kitchen and it was great. I learnt a few recipes and experimented with different foods. The only disadvantage was that maintenance took advantage of people not being in and so I'd suddenly hear doors close and footsteps in the building.
Blubber Blub, wow those are some real big feelings, any idea what the source of these are? Maybe we can discuss some better coping mechanisms so as not to interrupt your productive day?
I thought I was a genius when I personally discovered it. Turns out I just stumbled upon an ancient recipe. Fair warning though. Make it your last meal. If not you're gonna be carrying that around for the rest of the day.
nah it'd be hell because you'd only be able to smell and look at the food for the 5 hours while he's preparing it. But I guess when he's done that's when it turns into heaven
This reminds me of a sandwich I used to get while I was at Drexel. There's a food truck between the main and engineering buildings by 32nd st in Philly. While when I went there the truck was a non-descript white truck with a cork board and some papers tacked to it they've since upgraded to having paint and stuff. Sandwich is called a Jimmy's Sister. Take a 10" hoagie roll and fill it half way with chopped steak then add mozzarella sticks, marinara, chicken tenders, fries, franks red hot, and then top with cheese wiz. That used to run about $4 and then add fries and a drink for another $2.50. There's absolutely no distinct flavors, I guarantee it's all frozen, but once you take a bite your gonna finish it in a about a minute and a half.
@@turbo_turtle6728 idk, any man that says "I beat the crap out of him" sounds like he really didn't 😂, but I'm sorry. I didnt know, I had my suspension that the chairs were paid actors
I died a little when he called that a roux. A decent roux takes at least 30 minutes and looks like milk chocolate. What he made was a white gravy, and I'm sure it's good, but it's no roux
Same. Pharaoh falls asleep whenever I watch Babish. He slept on top of a potato sack when I was using Babish's Chicken Noodle Soup video to make it one time. ❤❤❤
I’ve been hoping that you’d make a Brooklyn Nine Nine episode for a while now! I hope you are able to make more, given that Boyle is a fan of some weirdly interesting food, lol.
"Today we are making the baby carrot from Brooklyn Nine Nine" First we're gonna take a female carrot, a male carrot Tell the male carrot to ask for consent. The female carrot already has a boyfriend. Sorry guys, no baby carrot today :(
Reminds me of when I make Lasagna Sandwiches. Split a loaf of bread, hit it with garlic, butter, and herbs, then toast it in the oven. Spread 2 piping hot pieces of lasagna on it then close it up and burn your mouth all the way to flavor city.
Hahahahahaha. This comment kills me. Also, I'm lactose intolerant, so this sandwich might kill me. I'd need to down an entire bottle of Lactaid to prevent an atomic bomb in the toilet situation.
Doctor Andrew be like: *operation on person with cancer* So first a generous sprinkling of kosher salt Assistant doctor: does he know what he's doing? Other assistant doctor: Sshhh, trust me. He knows.
@@chonaturallo5281 You’re wrong too. The patient’s heart is a little dry, so you must rub it with olive oil before replacing it with a new heart and freezing it.
Yeah I was all for it up until he started making the mac and cheese to later put into the sandwich. Babish is right in the description: "you shouldn't eat this."
Sweet Jesus I love this channel. Such a relief to see someone who provides consistently great content and get real recognition. Keep being amazing Babish!
Nebel Werfer shit up that to a 20 (in Australia is 20 a g) and I'll make this while high shit I've made fried rice and stir fry while high and give me a can of Chile some microwave Mac and cheese 2 pieces of white bread some pizza sauce some ground cheese and an oven and I'll have one of these done by the time my paranoia phase ends and the munchies kicks in
@@elderrusty541 probably cereal or go get taco bell stoner people will give up half way being to baked out of there brains. And being drunk will make you upset and probably will puke all over the kitchen cause you had to many patron shots cause you wanted to prove Becky you can take 6 shots under 5 mins.
This channel is the whole package. Delicious food (although in this particular case, not the healthiest in the history of mankind), clean and well-organized cooking, and funny witty comments sprinkled here and there in a Bob Ross-like soothing voice.
I was bingewatching Brooklyn Nine Nine last weekend thinking that you should make an episode on the show and the Sloppy Jessica. I feel like a psychic right now...
*The way I like to make my pizza bread is to start with a layer of mozarella, then hit it with the pizza sauce. Then, because apparently I don't give a sh*t about my health anymore, another layer of mozarella* *M O O D*
I made this once for a costume party. It was amazing! I really want to try again but with the gourmet Mac n’cheese from a future Babish episode. Man, I adore this channel.
It's a shame he forgot the cross-section for the single carrot.
After all this work I’m finally done.....wait
Yeah he forgot the cross section- Wait for the carrot?
Its actually quite filling
ik bro, i was so sad
Imagine the ingredients we would see if he did a cross section.
The carrot didn't even make the clean plate club.
Hell, it didn't even make the plate!
he forgot to do a cross-section too.
"Sometimes I can't even finish all the Grape!"
Trollz
He didn't even tell us how to make it
Every time he says "of course I can't finish this" I feel really ashamed of the fact I definitely could
Same lol
@@px6883 No you and the op couldn’t.
@@rizzy6087 it would take me a few hours but yes I defo could
@@px6883 That's what she said.
@@rizzy6087 I could 100% finish it in 30 minutes
terry’s “DAMN GINA” never gets old
Same
*R* *O* *C* *H* *E* *L* *L* *E*
and always remind us the older crowd of when martin lawrence said to his gina haha
I love this show
NOW I KNOW WHERE MY COUSINS GOT IT FROM-
“Today we are making the baby carrot from brooklyn nine-nine”
“first we are going to have to make a universe
Way underrated comment
I stopped listening after the "we are making the baby" 😂😘
And then were making reality
Then The idea of taste
All you need is some *K O S H E R S A L T*
Can you add the ingredients for the single carrot in the description? You spoke a little too fast
r/wooooooooosh
@@cubes3449 you might think the person who commented is an idiot, but it was you who was the idiot
Bro chill its just a joke
If you literally took this comment seriously, and follow me on this one, ok
Maybe your the fucking idiot
Sanchez Adrian it’s one of the rules of the internet to comment when someone says “ *your* an idiot”
Made this with pepperoni. I was in Heart Attack Heaven for 5-10 minutes.
u ok dude?
Actually legit had to bump my high blood pressure, meds to 100mg and decrease sodium intake after that. Tl;dr and I almost died after having heart attack (legit, 3 days later.) after eating The Sloppy Jessica from Brooklyn Nine-Nine with Pepperoni Pizza, totally worth it. Would do again. Goes great with a very greasy pepperoni pizza. 🍕
@@oisavvy ooowh... u a madlad, i respect that
Space Cadet would you eat it again
@@Zyvitzerx only if someone paid me and I'd eat it the same way I made it. :)
Why call it the "Sloppy Jessica" when you could call it the "Messy Jessie"?
The Dirty Diana
@Snoodit you're going with us-
@George Howells you're going with us too-
@George Howells Well, so does "The Sloppy Jessica"
The Diabetic Daniel
You said "clean plate club" and I almost called an ambulance for you.
Wee bit late, innit
@@blueshell292 your even later
Elyce Grimes
finish primary school first before attempting roasts, otherwise you might just burn yourself
As you just elegantly proved to be the case
@Jannatul Najath *you're
@@elycegrimes7205 your even laterer
the single carrot wold have been a great april fools
But this is from May.
He wasted half a carrot.
Its sad that that little carrot didn't make it to the clean plate club...
I wish he did a cross section first 😂
Casey Thecoolest i always see u in most the comment under most the videos i watch man.. illuminati i suspect
"Hey bro..I made this huge ass sandwich..come over and help me eat it."
"Im already in my car outside your house."
Cragmortis u high bruh?
Seby Castellano why u dat mean
@@sebycastellano5011 yes
Cragmortis same
Huge ass-sandwich
Squidward: "GOOD FOR YOU?! THAT THING IS A HEART ATTACK ON A SANDWICH!"
Squid ward said bun. Not sandwich.
@@geekerandy8773 Thank you for the very necessary correction, Andy!
@@geekerandy8773 Thanks for the input, Jeff
@@amyartlover
Well, I don't have a soul.
*Demonic noises*
@Farkas The Companion thanks for you’re service
Gregory fiddlesworth brickban blubberbeard the 29th!
I respect the absolutely copious amount of alcohol in the background.
Dirty synth.
Science is for nerds. Kill all robots, shreks and zombies!
War never changes
I'm literally gonna teleport synths in your guys' rectums.
Mankind - Redefined Don't threaten me with a good time
can’t wait till when i have my own house and i can make shit like this without getting screamed at lol
ツluvpcralta that totally sucks, especially if you like cooking :(. My mom lets me make anything I want as long as it’s not too outrageous and I clean after myself.
Who the hell’s house are you making this in?!? What is in there?!?
@@reuv8441 i- I'm pretty sure they're talking about their parents lmao
I'm someone who doesn't like cooking infront of people. I'm at uni right now and have to share a kitchen with 7 others so most of the time I'm eating at 10pm because that's when the kitchen is empty. Around Easter time I was in a flat with 5 rooms but 2 people had moved out into other flats and 2 had gone home for Easter (I was supposed to go home the day the lockdown was announced) so I had a few months of having my own kitchen and it was great. I learnt a few recipes and experimented with different foods. The only disadvantage was that maintenance took advantage of people not being in and so I'd suddenly hear doors close and footsteps in the building.
Me to in wanting my own home to make this shit any way
No joke, this video inspired me to watch Brooklyn Nine Nine, so far i have no regrets
Welcome to the 9 9
NINE-NINE!!
Such a good show
And i will watch today
Andrew Byers NINE NINE!
This unit of entertainment brought to you by Fremulon.
"Not a doctor, shh!"
*insert weird brassy DUN DUN DUN jingle here*
Now back to Parks & Recreation
and they said "its impossible to hear RUclips comments". Well thats a lie.
Oh, youre a doctor.
F R E M U L O N
I came for The Sloppy Jessica... I stayed for the carrot.
Boyce Rozenberg same.
Give ☝ for health! Try this on Sunday!
But did you notice the carrot wasn't part of the clean plate club
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Space Sponge yshhw
you were my soul animal for all of about 5 second when i thought you ate the whole thing.
Are you trying to write spirit animal, or this one is supposed to be a joke ?
Dainsle yea it’s a joke I think
@@Abadaba._ you made me want to stab a pen into my throat so I would slowly suffocate and drown in my own blood
Blubber Blub, wow those are some real big feelings, any idea what the source of these are? Maybe we can discuss some better coping mechanisms so as not to interrupt your productive day?
Nolan Beatrolyn lmaooooo i forgot I even commented this but I’ll get to ur requests in around a week
I was super concerned when he said he ate it all by himself
Pathetic
"As you can imagine this joined the clean plate club"
*holy shit*
"Just kidding I cut it up and shared it"
*Oh thank God*
I want to eat that thing with my butthole
@@SportySpice2004 what the hell are you into
Strawberry Cake I’m into the sloppy Jessica style of eating
"Just a basic chili" - Proceeds to name 6 ingredients I've never heard of...
ground beef
@@insertcoolnamehere8516 my flooring will be fitted in with beef next wook too!
@Basil Gray Googled them and legit never seen these
Ancho chile, cumin, coriander seeds
@Ulysses Farr like you don't need to be that mean, you know
I literally gasped when I thought he beasted through that entire sandwich lol
Same. For a second I was like.. "pretty sure I couldn't do it".. and man.. I can eat a lot.
I feel like I could do it. It would stuff me till my acid reflux went haywire. But I could do it.
@@Aztesticals same I feel like I could, then not eat for like a week xD
Chilli mac looks hella good. Almost like hamburger helper but better.
My dad makes the best chili mac
It is sooooooooo good
I thought I was a genius when I personally discovered it. Turns out I just stumbled upon an ancient recipe. Fair warning though. Make it your last meal. If not you're gonna be carrying that around for the rest of the day.
@@lightningares9331 Yo can you send me some
I vomited twice in your comment , once in between chilli and once in between better
Damn, Gina!!
Fallout Plays what are you doing over here?! We got destiny to play!!
haha I could hear Terry in my head
Never heard of this dude before. Popped in my recommended and I will never unsub. Dudes hilarious and has some nice recipes.
Well I'm hungry time to try to make this, and fail miserably because I ate every thing before I can piece it all together.
"I ate every thing before I can piece it all together." And I thought I had bad self control...damn.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...
You can always do another attempt. And another. And another. And another. And...
Eh probbly better separated anyways
Imagine walking into his house while he was cooking literally anything. Bet it would be like heaven for a straight 5 hours or so
noodles so he could be cooking an actual pile of shit and it would be like heaven for a straight 5 hours or so?
MrStealYourComment if it’s binging with babish it’s good. You just needs some salt and seasoning
noodles I like you man
nah it'd be hell because you'd only be able to smell and look at the food for the 5 hours while he's preparing it. But I guess when he's done that's when it turns into heaven
@@Chris-pp2xb lol you clearly never tasted ramen or noodles
It looks like it tastes terrible or extremely good
The carrot not the sloppy Jessica
If it tastes like a carrot, it's good
THEY GOT US IN THE FIRST HALF NOT GONNA LIE
owomaster no man likes a sloppy Jessica
that cannot taste horrible. unless you deliberatly piss in it
@@WilliamJulienNkogheOlympio or if you have an allergy to carrots
This reminds me of a sandwich I used to get while I was at Drexel. There's a food truck between the main and engineering buildings by 32nd st in Philly. While when I went there the truck was a non-descript white truck with a cork board and some papers tacked to it they've since upgraded to having paint and stuff.
Sandwich is called a Jimmy's Sister. Take a 10" hoagie roll and fill it half way with chopped steak then add mozzarella sticks, marinara, chicken tenders, fries, franks red hot, and then top with cheese wiz.
That used to run about $4 and then add fries and a drink for another $2.50. There's absolutely no distinct flavors, I guarantee it's all frozen, but once you take a bite your gonna finish it in a about a minute and a half.
"Sloppy Jessica", thats what i used to be called in highschool
@@utkarshsatyaprakash4383 sure lol
Mikey Blakley it’s true guys I was the bully
@@turbo_turtle6728 idk, any man that says "I beat the crap out of him" sounds like he really didn't 😂, but I'm sorry. I didnt know, I had my suspension that the chairs were paid actors
WHAT??????🤯
@@turbo_turtle6728 i was the best friend, before he mistaken me for the bully and beat me up
How tf does he just casually make the best looking Mac and Cheese? I don’t get this man
Dominic Rene de Cotret didnt hold back on the cheese
high quality ingredients, years of experience, attention to detail
He’s made so many Mac and cheese recipes and I’m taking what I like best from all of them
Sorcery. It's what he does.
I died a little when he called that a roux. A decent roux takes at least 30 minutes and looks like milk chocolate. What he made was a white gravy, and I'm sure it's good, but it's no roux
Fun fact: baby carrots are just cut up normal carrots
Clint Beastwood its true yo wiki it
Clint Beastwood I'm afraid it's true
Natalie Alfera really dumbass
Lies...
But some carrots are actually babies. I forget what they call them. They're fancier than normal carrots.
I actually made chili the other day using your recipe here and came out fantastic!
"it's everything I've wanted to eat for the last *48 hours* "
Kaiya Jones yea the last 2 days
Xtrl Sidma ..yeah, I got that
Kaiya Jones That's 2/7ths of a week.
Kaiya Jones 🤮
I'd give the week a 5/7 for salad.
I need a friend who makes too much delicious food then needs my help eating it.
That is a mood and a half!
And now I'm even hungrier 😂
I volunteer to be that friend for everybody. I need friends to make delicious food for 😂
Or you can be that friend if you have the skills
I am so ready to be that friend
I was really hoping that carrot would to make it into the Clean Plate Club.
He wasn't promised dessert if he did so...
My cat apparently loves your voice, she’s never grabbed my arm and pestered me while on my phone to this intensity. Theres *drool*.
Same. Pharaoh falls asleep whenever I watch Babish. He slept on top of a potato sack when I was using Babish's Chicken Noodle Soup video to make it one time. ❤❤❤
Do Mama Maglione Lasagna from B99 next! You could even do the garlic bread too as long as you can make it to the corner store in time.
But he will have only 12 minutes to go to a store and come back😂
*whisper* Mama Maglione
@@xiphossigil8302 *WE HAVE TO GO NOW!*
Imagine having Babish as your friend and then he calls to help him with the sandwich
I imagine exactly that - frequently.
@@DrDespicable he also apparently gives food to friends 🤩
I need new friends.
@@GaryBowen73 same
Let me just get in my car... Ok, Here!
I got a heart attack just looking at that
Intense Autism Depends. What’s your current state of health?
Then make sure to never watch an EpicMealTime video
John Smith
Irrelevant, a better question would be how close is the nearest hospital with a spare heart and arteries?
your name suits you
I really shouldn't have watched this right after eating.
Andrew: Today we're going to make the single carrot
Me: *laughs in farmer*
...a few dashes of hot sauce if your feelin frisky...
Oh Babish you rascal I didnt know you were into *that*
...
OhHhHhHh YeS
Wait I don’t get it
@@nathanpozos3118 you don't need to
I’ve been hoping that you’d make a Brooklyn Nine Nine episode for a while now! I hope you are able to make more, given that Boyle is a fan of some weirdly interesting food, lol.
Goat stew!!
Jocelyn García don't forget the hoof! Mmmmmm.
bone marrow custard
3:04 Congratulations, you've become a true American.
BDSP 123
Childish Gambino: *Heavy breathing*
"Ugh, this is disgusting!"
*Adds it to my recipe playlist*
I'm still waiting for a video with Babish wearing a headband and showing us how to make the ramen from Naruto
Veridian you just brought back nostalgia and got the theme stuck in my head.
I love you, but I hate you.
why isnt this already a thing
Hiking screamers?
i suggested ramen from naruto but he didnt make it :/
I mean, not that we'd see the headband
I felt my arteries clogging watching this. Thank you for forcing yourself to prepare and then consume such deadly things for our amusement
Lisa Fenix lol! Nicely phrased!😂😂😂
You mean "preparing and tasting foods made for gods" when you say that, right?
Not only could I feel my arteries hardening, my feet were tingling too.
Don't you mean you could feel your left ventrical shut as you speak?
Hehe refrences
Whatever, I'm definitely making chili mac the next time I get a bag of weed.
If i had a friend who would ask me to help him eat maccaroni pizza chili bread sandvich i would be honored
3:37 Babish: We're gonna cut this in half because it would be physically impossible to eat it otherwise
Shaggy:
Challenge accepted
make "Bagel Bites in a deconstructed Hot Pocket reduction with a Doritos glaze" from Community plz!
That... might be good. Maybe. The doritos with the pizza is pushing it.
There are enough flavors of both hot pocket and dorito you could probably find an acceptable combination.
omg yes!
Yes
Haven't seen where this comes from but I want this so bad.
My jaw dropped when I thought you ate the whole thing
Doggothegoodboi same!
Same! I was like damn more like binging with Dabish
candyapu3 That doesn't even make sense lol
If you smoke a dab you will be pretty hungry
"Today we are making the baby carrot from Brooklyn Nine Nine"
First we're gonna take a female carrot, a male carrot
Tell the male carrot to ask for consent.
The female carrot already has a boyfriend.
Sorry guys, no baby carrot today :(
Infidelity ftw
we dont need consent on the internet
@@caseybromage6573 yeah officer, this comment right here
Mighty Coffee Productions you’re coming with us
@@thef.b.i2705 glad to see the law at work
I’m sitting here on my 14th cup of applesauce binge watching a guy make a sandwich that contains 3 meals in one...
I need to go outside.
Not in 2020 you dont
@@windrogue78 2021 can be worse
@@sharoncastillo2411 or better who knows
So far it looks promising. But we're only 8% through
I come back and I see that I commented here. Well 2021 still sucks
Reminds me of when I make Lasagna Sandwiches.
Split a loaf of bread, hit it with garlic, butter, and herbs, then toast it in the oven.
Spread 2 piping hot pieces of lasagna on it then close it up and burn your mouth all the way to flavor city.
Gotdamn
Do it harder daddy
Now that's a recipe I can get behind
On another episode of how i plugged my toilet
*Arteries
@@beantickle what?
@@Akira.0. what?
Hahahahahaha. This comment kills me.
Also, I'm lactose intolerant, so this sandwich might kill me. I'd need to down an entire bottle of Lactaid to prevent an atomic bomb in the toilet situation.
Modern euthinasia
How bout the Eriksen’s 7 layer salad from ‘how i met your mother’ if you want some salad in your life😝😝😂
OMG yes and if I could vote more than once, I would
Sadiyah Ali YES! or the turturkeykey.
Linn Nilsson Gräsberg oh wow that would be epic!
The recipe that single handedly started Babish on his diet
This sounds like something incredible but in a WAY smaller portion
I'm here for a good time not a long time
may)(day hell yea i am
Nah that size was manageable, skip breakfast and have it for a large lunch, feel good for the rest of the day
Harry Blum just made it at home and it was not manageable at all lol
GINA KNOWS BEST
TIME FOR GINA'S OPINION
GINA TOLD YOU SO
We were all Gina Linetti today
That's mad; it's like a Garbage Plate sandwich xD
Lawrence Calablaster Or a heart attack in a loaf.
Random UserPerson or a stroak on rye
I LOVE IT
Which is funny, because Babish already covered The Garbage Plate from The Place Behind the Pines
Lawrence Calablaster a garbage plate sandwich? I’d eat
Perfection. I would’ve hallowed out the bread and just had a crispy shell. Then all that filling would’ve fit! ❤️
Can wait to see the new set babish
I can wait as well
It's the poliet thing to do.
But i cant
At first I thought the baby carrot was a cheese puff. I really need to start eating healthy now
Make the Broodwich from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I don't think you can get ingredients that evil, but I'd like to see how you get close.
been asking for this in every one of his videos since i first found this channel, still waiting
And those SUN DRIED TOMATOES!
Remember to make sure that it can't be taken apart or disassembled!
Hell yes!!!
Hell yeah
Doctor Andrew be like:
*operation on person with cancer*
So first a generous sprinkling of kosher salt
Assistant doctor: does he know what he's doing?
Other assistant doctor:
Sshhh, trust me. He knows.
No he doesn't
He didn't even put freshly ground pepper
@@chonaturallo5281 You’re wrong too. The patient’s heart is a little dry, so you must rub it with olive oil before replacing it with a new heart and freezing it.
@The Flying Kalamari Ohhh.......
Spaghetti tacos from iCarly
vmkdude22 don’t you just take spaghetti and put it inside a taco? Does it need a recipe?
Get out 😒
vmkdude22 Yo...my mom has made these before. Other people have as well. It’s actually good.
Elise Blair yeah?
@@eliseblair5228 he needs to make a regular version and a fancy one
I got heart burn just from watching this.
mr maxwell
I think you are my spirit animal.
Shut the fuck up you know you would eat it
@@pinupgirl7065 bitch STFU literally nobody like people like you.
@@pinupgirl7065 saying youll get heartburn isnt saying you dont wanna eat it youre saying youd be in pain after eating it
Pairs well with a side of a full bottle of Tums.
Oh look, a living heart attack
Wofoeh8001 not living anymore
Now what if instead of buns use garlic bread
Yeah I was all for it up until he started making the mac and cheese to later put into the sandwich. Babish is right in the description: "you shouldn't eat this."
Its coming for the over 40 people
Say hello to my big diabetes friend
"We dig in like monster that we are"
You don't say 😈😈😈
I think the carrot was your best dish yet.
Sweet Jesus I love this channel. Such a relief to see someone who provides consistently great content and get real recognition. Keep being amazing Babish!
Now that is stoner food if I’ve ever seen some. Also acceptable as drunk food I guess.
Most definitely drunk food
Nebel Werfer shit up that to a 20 (in Australia is 20 a g) and I'll make this while high shit I've made fried rice and stir fry while high and give me a can of Chile some microwave Mac and cheese 2 pieces of white bread some pizza sauce some ground cheese and an oven and I'll have one of these done by the time my paranoia phase ends and the munchies kicks in
I was thinking a pregnancy craving, lol.
J Ren I want this sober, which makes me wonder what I’d make high or drunk
@@elderrusty541 probably cereal or go get taco bell stoner people will give up half way being to baked out of there brains. And being drunk will make you upset and probably will puke all over the kitchen cause you had to many patron shots cause you wanted to prove Becky you can take 6 shots under 5 mins.
This is the episode that not only got me into binging with babish but also Brooklyn 99
This channel is the whole package. Delicious food (although in this particular case, not the healthiest in the history of mankind), clean and well-organized cooking, and funny witty comments sprinkled here and there in a Bob Ross-like soothing voice.
I'm just gonna stuff cheese and spam in a roll and microwave it
That sounds pretty good, actually. Just pan fry the spam and toast the roll.
instructions unclear
Nailed it!
“The floor is so sticky.”
“I just came.”
Me.
Kelsey Drummond c
:-|
:/
:
:>
My dad's gonna love this with some cold beer as combo meal while watching his favorite football team.
Trying to inherit really I see...
I don't give a shit about my health
Babish 2018 👍
Brooklyn Nine Nine is slept on. Such an underrated show.
How to eat enough calories for a month
But i ate the whole thing not a slice
More like a week.
Sloppy Jessica is a work of art can I just add
This guy should've been in youtube rewind.
I was bingewatching Brooklyn Nine Nine last weekend thinking that you should make an episode on the show and the Sloppy Jessica. I feel like a psychic right now...
how are u liking the show? :)
Food and cooking skills aside, the humor is what I'm here for 😂
Lookup "You Suck St Cooking". Wont regret it for sure :D
The best is when he took a breath and told himself to grow a pair. 😂😂
It's weird rewatching these older videos from years ago and getting two Babish ads before it.
Our boy's come a long way.
*The way I like to make my pizza bread is to start with a layer of mozarella, then hit it with the pizza sauce. Then, because apparently I don't give a sh*t about my health anymore, another layer of mozarella*
*M O O D*
@@xneonisneonx your names kong?
How am I just now seeing this! Brooklyn nine-nine is my favorite show and you’re my favorite cooking channel. Double win, noice
Toit
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Noice
OH MY GOD please make more Brooklyn Nine Nine foods. It's such a good show
Eloise Read-Watson ^
Victor yes oh my god
Aaahhh. Much better 😌 now the sagacity continues!
3:42 Badly reminds me of "Saturn Devouring His Son".
I really appreciate this art reference.
The Goya piece?
Both involve guys eating their creations, so I can see the connections
This is exactly the thing I want after this shutdown ends... Just a mess of what even.. Topped with a whopping pile of do I even care about myself?...
"Then Were Gonna Man Up And Grow A Pair And Eat It"
😂😂😂
I would actually want to add “Eating a Sloppy Jessica” on my bucket list after I see this vid.
Please do the Soup from Kung Fu Panda!
No cross section for the baby carrot?
ABOMINATION? Good sir this is a MASTERPEICE!
I made this once for a costume party. It was amazing! I really want to try again but with the gourmet Mac n’cheese from a future Babish episode. Man, I adore this channel.
*moan*
“DAMN GINA!”
*eating/swallowing sounds*
NO
YES
"A Sloppy Jessica" sounds like what they'd name a porn movie after the discovery of a new technique
Yep
Pretty much like the Dirty Chewbacca
BINGPOT
The Sloppy Joe, then Sloppy Jessica, Now the Sloppy Johnny.