60pound noodle Scout is only short when he's hunched over, but when he's standing up straight he is 3rd shortest after Engi and Pyro. Google 'tf2 height chart' and it comes up with images
Maybe he is constantly talking to Scout (because he is skinny) or Spy (because he is even thinner) or that Dwarf thing in Overwatch (because he is Scottish).
Lyrics: *Noooope* 2 to the 1 for the 1 to the 3! Nice job, pardner! Building-a-seeentry. Dont-test my medal, son! Aint-that-a-cuute-lil'-gun? 2 to the 1 for the one to the 3! Take-it-like-a-*man*-shooorty Notfastenough, not by a damn sight. Teleporterdown! It just aint right... *sentry shoots scout down* Ya aint too fast for ma machines now. Dominated, spring-bean, BamPowPam! Ya'll gotta run a *lot* faster than that. ????????????????? *sentry shoots soldier down* Ya'll just got drafted into my war! Thats what it was made for. *sentry shoots pyro down* This'all what just happens when ya fight a man! Speak up next time! Sorry, maam. *CHORUS* Howdy howdy! Lets get rowdy. The engineer Is engi-here! *laughs* Naaah to the nope for the heck- to the no! Thats what he get! Go-go-go! *sentry shoots demoman down* Dominated, eyepad! Kickin' yer tail! ?????????????????? *sentry shoots Hoovy down* Ya'll come back now! ????????? And qnother thing: youre ????? *sentry shoots engi down* A real Texan, would have dodged that. Dominated-hard-hat! *sentry shoots medic down* Next time, try saw your own bone. Mah sentries handled you on their own! *sentry shoots snipah down* Gutless! Nobody likes a squater! And ya dont look like a happy camper. *sentry shoots spy down* Dont go meddling in mah business, i just beat your-sneaky-ass! This scum's starting to smell. Slither down back-to-hell! *laughs like a maniac* *deadringer* Wha? Spahs sappin' mah sentry! Oh ya yellow belly. Guttles- *backstab* *clears throat* everyone back to the base, pardner? Now that didnt take so long! Engi is actually pretty easy to understand. I know there are some errors but i dont care anymore.
It's BapBamPow, not BamPowPam. question marks: 1st: Just a dead little jackrabbit 2nd: I just rode you out on a rail 3rd: More where that came from 4th: dumb In response to the medic, he says Next time, tend to your own knittin', sawbones. :)
In fact the TF2 wiki has a list of all class voice lines. So I searched up the bits of the phrase that I understood on the engineer page and found the rest
Prehistoricman wish i realized that when i was making this. But, i guess it dont matter since this comment is so deep in the comment section that no one will see this XD
Two to the one, and the one to the three Nice job, pardner Buildin’ a sentry! Don’t test my mettle, son Ain’t that a cute little gun? Three to the one, and the one to the three Take it like a man, shorty. Not fast enough; not by a damn sight Teleporter down! It just ain’t right! Ya ain’t too fast for me and my machines now Dominated, string bean. Bip! Bam! Pow! Y’all gotta run a lot faster than that Just a dead little jackrabbit Y’all just got drafted into my war! That’s what it was made for This all’s what happens when you fight a man. Speak up next time! Sorry, Ma’am Howdy, howdy. Let’s get rowdy. *The engineer.... is Engi-here!* Nah to the nope, and the heck to the No That’s what ya get! Go! Go! Go! Dominated, eyepatch! I’m kickin’ your tail I just rode you out on a rail Ha! Y’all come back now! More where that came from! And another thing... ... You’re dumb. A real Texan would’ve dodged that. Dominated, hard hat. Next time, tend to your own knitting, sawbones My sentries handled you on their own Gutless! Nobody likes a squatter! You don’t look like a happy camper Don’t go meddlin’ in my business I just beat on your sneaky ass This skunks startin’ to smell Slither on back to Hell!
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"The Engineer is Engi-here" the best joke on the planet
Yeah...still tinkerin' with that one.
A Pun???? Srsly ToatBros
We are just dispencing them out
WHYYYYY
because...Your Ugly
I love engi jokes
It's ironic that Engi calls another class 'shorty' when Engi is the shortest class in the game.
I was gonna say that
Cobalt Rat I think scout is the shortest
xX_Squirtle its not about what you think brah he has the shortest model
60pound noodle Scout is only short when he's hunched over, but when he's standing up straight he is 3rd shortest after Engi and Pyro. Google 'tf2 height chart' and it comes up with images
IKR
"The Engineer, is Engi-here"
The funniest shit I've ever seen.
'That slap's me on the dick'
@@wellbruh4561 why did you have to say that? it isn't even funny.
@@Engieman909 Why did u have to say that ? That rude
engineer just got called funny on the internet
Yeah
"Nah to the Nope to the heck to the no"
To the nah to the Heck to the nope
I read this when it played that exact line
That’s what you get
@@Te0L0ser go go go!
when you asks a engie to put a teleporter here
As a Texan I can say that this in fact was our national anthem when we were a country.
I agree
As a texan it was
Type in you reposted in the wrong sandvich and hear the national anthem of russia.
PIEMATIONS
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Darth Vader Piemations yeahhhh
Yes
Every one complaining about him being shortest and calling others shorter
But when he stands on a sentry he is taller than every one
:D
he's too dangerous to be kept alive
"And another thing, you're dumb."
I felt that.
"You're, ugly"*
@@zemedain 1:01 hear it carefully
*WAAAAAAAA*
"The Engineer, is Engi-Here"
**wheeze**
"The Engineer, is Engi-Deer!"
We need a TF2 character to be playable in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Please spread the word throughout the TF2 and Smash communities.
@@abbyalphonse499 I get that reference
@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 ok
*In a Texan voice* The Engineer...
Is Engie-here
Abrar Shafin omg
GUAHAKHAHAHA
You know what this team needs?
5 more snipers.
Clorox Bleach
Nah, this team needs:
11 more snipers
No.
32.165 more snipers
Makin' bacon
*mmmmhhhh*
hehesam creamed gravy
Ah yes. A fellow cowboy I see
Bacon bacon bacon
Thank you Johnny Joestar looking right at me uncomfortably
*Really thick Texan accent* And you don't look like a happy camper
EXTRA *T H I C C*
Every thing's thiccer in Texas.
HE'S T H I C C E R THAN U
I don't know why, but I feel like Engie, Sniper, Medic, and Heavy would all be best buds.
Z3R0_Steam Everyone portrays them as such you’re right. Example: ruclips.net/video/aYAGB11YrSs/видео.html
When this doesn’t have 1 billion views: “it just ain’t right!”
QUICK NOBODY LIKE
Take it like a man shorty
It doesn't even have 1 million views this is illegal
It has crossed 1mil
When I was reading this and I came to the "it just ain't right" in the video he said it
Engineer Gaming
: engineer gaming
: engineer gaming
: engineer gaming
: Spy_Gaming
: engineer gaming (onememegod 544 is a spy)
Isn't it ironic when he says 'shorty'
He is the shortest class
Samantha Johnson not sure how short you ate after getting kicked by wrench that propably is held by gunslinger under glove.
That sentence feels wrong
Maybe he is constantly talking to Scout (because he is skinny) or Spy (because he is even thinner) or that Dwarf thing in Overwatch (because he is Scottish).
@@someflatsoda9879 its torbjorn
@@itsyaboi8217 Thanks. I forgot it's name
I think I found a literal walking shitpost
That's a pretty good description of my channel.
lol
So you mean Therussainbadger?
0:40 “sorry ma’am” is he insulting pyros masculinity or just being passive aggressive towards pyro for secretly being a girl.
My prediction is that Pyros male but acts like a girl cuz pyrovision
well i think pyro is a girl as engie can understand pyro in comics
@@Fail-harold I think you got it right tbh
@@platinumchao5724 if you're referring to "the real meaning" that's only one "no" from pyro at the end of the comic.
The engineer can understand pyro
this why i love engie hes really chill and his voice lines are funny and his weapons are so damn interesting
As a native Texan I can relate to this on a spiritual level...
This is the song of my people.
that's how engineering works
Jawohl
When he´s saying " two to the one , to the one to the three " it looks like he´s having an heart attack
i found a better name: you unclocked in the wrong sentry nest.
"Engihere proceeds to random crit the spy 1000000000 times"
love how the song's in the order of the classes each time they get killed, amazing
Nobody:
Me after restarting the router for my mom:
*the engineer is engine-here*
engine-here
Engineer just met Joe
@Charles shhh
@@flamingcat1101 whats joe
Me teaching my Grandma how to use Facebook be like: *"The Engineer is engine-here"* •proceeds to wheeze•
*Dominates Heavy*
Engineer: And another thing, you're *dumb*
I cried of laughter
Underrated channel and video
You deserve more subs
rutgercake yeah
Underrated
Underpaid
Underwater
howdy howdy
let's get rowdy
_The engineer_
*_IS ENGIHERE_*
Thanks mate! (for making this art)
This is the last thing scout ever sees when he rushes the point while there's an attack engie on the enemy team
'Attack engie' lol
@@mahbubmaleksyed5301 I HAVE. A. SHOTGUN.
English auto generated captions.
Golden.
Oh my lord.
@@TheChronomancer See me
someone put actual subtitles and now i cant use auto-generated,,
my disappointment is immeasurable
@@spooktspeek e
@Pink Toon Hold on! We can do this!
step 1.download this vid
Step 2.upload it on ur channel
Step 3.It will auto generate captions
Step 4.DONE
The way he makes rhymes with engie's voicelines is awesome
Lyrics:
*Noooope*
2 to the 1 for the 1 to the 3!
Nice job, pardner! Building-a-seeentry.
Dont-test my medal, son!
Aint-that-a-cuute-lil'-gun?
2 to the 1 for the one to the 3!
Take-it-like-a-*man*-shooorty
Notfastenough, not by a damn sight.
Teleporterdown! It just aint right...
*sentry shoots scout down*
Ya aint too fast for ma machines now.
Dominated, spring-bean, BamPowPam!
Ya'll gotta run a *lot* faster than that.
?????????????????
*sentry shoots soldier down*
Ya'll just got drafted into my war! Thats what it was made for.
*sentry shoots pyro down*
This'all what just happens when ya fight a man!
Speak up next time! Sorry, maam.
*CHORUS*
Howdy howdy!
Lets get rowdy.
The engineer
Is engi-here!
*laughs*
Naaah to the nope for the heck- to the no!
Thats what he get!
Go-go-go!
*sentry shoots demoman down*
Dominated, eyepad! Kickin' yer tail!
??????????????????
*sentry shoots Hoovy down*
Ya'll come back now! ?????????
And qnother thing: youre ?????
*sentry shoots engi down*
A real Texan, would have dodged that.
Dominated-hard-hat!
*sentry shoots medic down*
Next time, try saw your own bone. Mah sentries handled you on their own!
*sentry shoots snipah down*
Gutless! Nobody likes a squater!
And ya dont look like a happy camper.
*sentry shoots spy down*
Dont go meddling in mah business, i just beat your-sneaky-ass!
This scum's starting to smell. Slither down back-to-hell!
*laughs like a maniac*
*deadringer*
Wha? Spahs sappin' mah sentry!
Oh ya yellow belly. Guttles- *backstab*
*clears throat* everyone back to the base, pardner?
Now that didnt take so long! Engi is actually pretty easy to understand. I know there are some errors but i dont care anymore.
It's BapBamPow, not BamPowPam.
question marks:
1st: Just a dead little jackrabbit
2nd: I just rode you out on a rail
3rd: More where that came from
4th: dumb
In response to the medic, he says Next time, tend to your own knittin', sawbones.
:)
Prehistoricman thanks! Somebody who can understand engi better than i.
In fact the TF2 wiki has a list of all class voice lines. So I searched up the bits of the phrase that I understood on the engineer page and found the rest
Prehistoricman wish i realized that when i was making this. But, i guess it dont matter since this comment is so deep in the comment section that no one will see this XD
I like how he refers to the pyro as ma'am
this is like the highest quality "you reposted in the wrong-" meme ive seen
They even made a medic one
"The Engineer, Is Engi-here!"
Hah! why didn't i ever think of that!?
0:16 take it like a man, shortie
. -engineer, the shortest class in tf2
Nobody:
Engineers when they kill a F2P spy
Why... I am free to play pootis
i am a f2p main spy and i feel that
@Pizza Boi Epic Texan voice:Go back to ROBLOX Ya 11 Year old
@@cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256 go back to your anime
@@nuulcoolpro thanks brother
"Nah to the Nope to the Heck to the No" is just so damn good
-C'est tres bon-
It's very nice
rad is that the actual translation
Baconator Man yes
Bien.
No hablo francais.
I don't even know what am I trying to imply.
more like "👍🏻"
SPY!
Engineer: “SPEAK UP NEXT TIME”
…
*”sorry ma’am…”*
0:16 engineer say "shortie", despite being 5'7, or 170 cm, making him the shortest tf2 merc
ah yes, loggic.
0:46 when you need that good engineer for a dispenser and he actually came
As a Texan and an engi main I approve this message
2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3
Nice job partner, building a sentry
I love how the engi says "Shorty" when he's the shortest one.
Second reply
You reposted in the right engineer
*nope.avi has stopped working, please just take it like a man shorty*
"I AM THE DEFENSE" - lazy purple
This is beautiful
~ engi mains
As an Engie main, I approve.
Can confirm
I approve
Totally
As a person that doesn't play TF2, I can agree with that
When he said “Bap, Bam, Pow!” Thats just S A T I S F Y I N G
This is just how if feels to play engie. Especially that last part, I felt that on a personal level
Can't believe this is in my recommended.
It ain’t a sentry nest
*Until you’ve filled the entire area with sentries*
Who said the room wasnt the size of a sentry
Me and 4 other friends defending the Intel from try hards in 2fort
Welcome to sentryland!
Love that "Nope" taunt!
This video actually inspired me to try to do a Engineer Voice.
Uncle Dane would be proud
"Nah to the Nope and the Heck to the No" - texans when they run scared
Howdy, Howdy, let's get rowdy!
My favorite line.
nice
Much obliged, pardner.
NOICE
as someone from texas i agree with everything the engineer
@@TheChronomancer whooooooie bakin bacon
Why are these so entertaining? Please do more
I love how every line rhymes with one another 😂😂😂
I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times
Two to the one, and the one to the three
Nice job, pardner
Buildin’ a sentry!
Don’t test my mettle, son
Ain’t that a cute little gun?
Three to the one, and the one to the three
Take it like a man, shorty.
Not fast enough; not by a damn sight
Teleporter down! It just ain’t right!
Ya ain’t too fast for me and my machines now
Dominated, string bean.
Bip! Bam! Pow!
Y’all gotta run a lot faster than that
Just a dead little jackrabbit
Y’all just got drafted into my war!
That’s what it was made for
This all’s what happens when you fight a man.
Speak up next time!
Sorry, Ma’am
Howdy, howdy.
Let’s get rowdy.
*The engineer.... is Engi-here!*
Nah to the nope, and the heck to the No
That’s what ya get!
Go! Go! Go!
Dominated, eyepatch!
I’m kickin’ your tail
I just rode you out on a rail
Ha!
Y’all come back now!
More where that came from!
And another thing...
... You’re dumb.
A real Texan would’ve dodged that.
Dominated, hard hat.
Next time, tend to your own knitting, sawbones
My sentries handled you on their own
Gutless!
Nobody likes a squatter!
You don’t look like a happy camper
Don’t go meddlin’ in my business
I just beat on your sneaky ass
This skunks startin’ to smell
Slither on back to Hell!
i love the "bap bam pow" so much
and the "nah to the nope to the heck to the no"
"Dominated hard-hat" Best line and ironic
*You've Been Engineered*
This video deserves to get more likes, look at the effort he/she made to entertain all of us
Keep it up :D
* realizes how much I love engineer *
"Take it like a Man, Shorty!" - The Shortest Class in the Game
We got Engie, Heavy and Spy... we need one of these for every class
“BAP BAM POW” it’s just perfect
You sprayed on the wrong wall side.
0:50
"Nah to the Nope and The Heck to the No"
the engineer is Engi-here
-Engineer 2017
In five words: HOWDY HOWDY, LET'S GET ROWDY
i listened to that song for straight 10 hours, while playing battle engi
Seems to take inspiration from You Got Backstabbed in the Wrong Neighborhood
A bit, yeah.
SPY SAPPIN' MY SENTREE. soundtrack confirmed
0:22 just when the shooting sound played i got an assisit in the fps i was in
0:03
I dunno why, but I love that distant, reverbed "nope"
I love he's talks about who ever his sentry just killed
nice attention detail
I never shook my head so much to a song
"Take it like a man, shorty." Oh, the irony.
Me: Can I have happiness
School: nah to the heck to the heck to the no
gucci
godofgaming 77 lol
gucci gang
Why is this so beautiful?
0:01 10/10 Intro of the year 2017
0:01 best intro into 2020
Yes
Thanks for this XD the engineer has some of the funniest quotes, great job on the video.
Take it like a man, shawty
RUclips algorithm just reunited us again.
BAM BAP POW!
This is a good playing with puns
Lol the enngie Say me name V:
This thing made it back to my recommendeds after 2 years
nice meme
Dude, this video is perfect for me, because I am an Engineer Main. It gives me confidence. :D
reason
You engineered in the wrong neighborhood
Noping a sentry XD
SansTheComic fuck outa here undertalr fan
@@pika-holyshit3749 damn
Sans
When the enemy team has four pyros
Nah to the nope to the
heck to the no
I was the 5th
schools to not smart students be like : 1:03
The fact that this is one of the favourite songs for the hackers