How Minecraft Was Beaten While Standing Still (For real this time)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2021
  • The Minecraft community has seen people beat the game with no items. Without this. And without that. But a relatively unknown gamer would beat the game, while standing still. No boats, no pigs, no nothing. Just standing still. The dragon was still no match. Here's how it happened.
    Crafterdark: / crafterdark
    Original run: • Beating Minecraft with...
    Song list: pastebin.com/0ixEXL7c
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Комментарии • 521

  • @Tiquannn
    @Tiquannn 2 года назад +3072

    I've beaten the game while sitting still multiple times, never while standing though. Rather impressive.

  • @jacobmosier3816
    @jacobmosier3816 2 года назад +738

    what the game wants Crafterdark to do: Press 'E' to open your inventory.
    what Crafterdark does:

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 года назад +2452

    I love the unprofessional look of this channel and just the overall feel of it. Amazing video.

    • @lavque
      @lavque 2 года назад +87

      thats what makes igblon so entertaining to watch

    • @alectheamazing
      @alectheamazing 2 года назад +11

      Ye LOL

    • @BarraIhsan
      @BarraIhsan 2 года назад +39

      ikr. I remember watching like a shit channel with the same voice like that and I don't like it. But this one, I feel somehow enjoy it

    • @RattersDead
      @RattersDead 2 года назад +13

      how many pixels does it take to craft a ian

    • @Jake-fd4rf
      @Jake-fd4rf 2 года назад

      ikr

  • @megadonkeykong5774
    @megadonkeykong5774 2 года назад +1093

    this has to be the dumbest and most epic thing ive ever seen

    • @guillaume5313
      @guillaume5313 2 года назад +7

      The editing style is really avant-garde I love it

    • @uninable
      @uninable 2 года назад +7

      next thing you know he'll beat minecraft just by turning on his pc

    • @vii-ka
      @vii-ka 2 года назад +5

      beating minecraft by flipping a coin

    • @funnydogmeme
      @funnydogmeme 2 года назад +1

      same lmao

    • @blocc0
      @blocc0 2 года назад +1

      @@vii-ka thats easy just make a macro turn on that repeats what he did to beat minecraft while standing still when you flip a coin

  • @Ktotokroto
    @Ktotokroto 2 года назад +365

    When he called 1.5.2 a very early version, i felt that.

    • @chonchjohnch
      @chonchjohnch 2 года назад +32

      I remember waiting eagerly for 1.5 because I loved redstone and couldn’t run snapshots

    • @lap4162
      @lap4162 2 года назад +34

      @@chonchjohnch 1.5.2 was my first version of minecraft so i have a special place for it in my heart lol

    • @slybesker
      @slybesker 2 года назад +1

      @@lap4162 same)

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 2 года назад +1

      (emas paL@

    • @teslainvestah5003
      @teslainvestah5003 2 года назад +3

      @@lap4162 1.5 was the first update that I remember getting. I joined in 1.3, but never noticed the pretty scary update because I played only in peaceful mode survival back then. 1.5 was one of the best updates in the game's history I think.

  • @dampseeker
    @dampseeker 2 года назад +287

    ah yes, the 1.5.2 mobs, the drowned, the evoker, the hoglin, thephantom, the piglin brute, the pillager, the ravager, the ravager jockey, and the shulker

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 2 года назад +348

    The idea of traveling to different timelines and messing with them to achieve a specific goal is really cool

  • @pokeballer7627
    @pokeballer7627 2 года назад +457

    I cant hear this computer voice without hearing Igblons voice.

  • @BrooklynHalo
    @BrooklynHalo 2 года назад +235

    so youre telling me that I cant even beat the game moving, but this guy can do it without moving???

    • @jmooroof1769
      @jmooroof1769 2 года назад +17

      next somebody will beat Minecraft without playing

    • @blendyboi5023
      @blendyboi5023 2 года назад +17

      @@jmooroof1769 on my way

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly 2 года назад +2

      Same. I never manage to find an endportal.

    • @The-blackghost36
      @The-blackghost36 2 года назад +13

      @@jmooroof1769 procceeds to beat the kid named Minecraft

    • @garfield2804
      @garfield2804 2 года назад

      @@jmooroof1769 someone already did

  • @mkontent
    @mkontent 2 года назад +641

    I like your editing style. Looks no-effort (and can probably be made so with the right tools), but actually does take effort and does the job

    • @ivenalanko2462
      @ivenalanko2462 2 года назад +34

      it's also very funny imo lool

    • @dabmwlawnmower8089
      @dabmwlawnmower8089 2 года назад +58

      it almost seems like it’s mocking low effort stuff by using its style but using it with a lot more effort

    • @onetwentyeight128
      @onetwentyeight128 2 года назад +28

      it just fits our humor, in my opinion

    • @mkontent
      @mkontent 2 года назад +21

      Let me elaborate further. I think modern editing styles with people using After Effects for everything visual are just... Sure, it looks cool, but most of that effort goes unnoticed and barely does anything for comprehension.
      So I like seeing whenever people make do with simpler tools while still delivering on informational and entertainment aspects.
      And you went one step further than that: you took day-to-day tools available to everyone (Paint, lol) and then applied creativity to the presentation.

    • @onetwentyeight128
      @onetwentyeight128 2 года назад +12

      @@mkontent agree, it shows how creative this guy is without next level editing program

  • @rhaven090
    @rhaven090 2 года назад +90

    Crafterdark time traveling through different minecraft versions to save his own timeline.

  • @aztro8323
    @aztro8323 2 года назад +166

    For those who don’t know what *short* or *float* variables are, they are different ways of storing data. All that you need to know is that a *short* variable stores significantly less data than a *float* type variable.

    • @commander3494
      @commander3494 2 года назад +5

      and they both store numbers

    • @poollovernathan
      @poollovernathan 2 года назад +4

      shorts can only store integers from 0-65535, and floats can store decimals up to a very large number.

    • @akanoxy391
      @akanoxy391 2 года назад +1

      @@agmass I’d be concerned if you store string in a shirt

    • @gobbyAU
      @gobbyAU 2 года назад +1

      that isn't relevant whatsoever

    • @akanoxy391
      @akanoxy391 2 года назад +2

      @@gobbyAU yes it is

  • @RugnirSvenstarr
    @RugnirSvenstarr 2 года назад +54

    Surreal to hear 1.5.2 be described as a "very early version". I feel old....

    • @JustJory
      @JustJory 9 месяцев назад

      I started on 1.0.0 :(

  • @arifps.
    @arifps. 2 года назад +32

    literally played this game for 11 years. Still have not beaten the game once, let alone without inputs

    • @esajpsasipes2822
      @esajpsasipes2822 2 года назад

      I have beaten it with a friend on a modded server, does that count?
      Also beating it with this method is probably simpler, but it’s not default settings

  • @bsharpmajorscale
    @bsharpmajorscale 2 года назад +37

    "Data Fixer": kills everything. That sounds about right.

  • @memekeeper-gaming3552
    @memekeeper-gaming3552 2 года назад +20

    "Oh boy I sure love minecraft. You know what I'm gonna do? Try my hardest to not play minecraft."

    • @The_WhitePencil
      @The_WhitePencil 2 года назад +5

      Speedrunners spend hours of their time trying their hardest to play the game a little as possible.

  • @-ZH
    @-ZH 2 года назад +51

    Oh, I read the title as “while still standing”.
    That one makes much more sense.

  • @meowBlitz
    @meowBlitz 2 года назад +45

    I love how Geometry Dash is at the beginning

  • @UnnamedReisS
    @UnnamedReisS 2 года назад +55

    I still cant believe that a community finds a way to do everything with communicating and sharing the glitches/bugs.props to these guys tho they turned a joke into reality!

  • @zachw566
    @zachw566 2 года назад +16

    I really love the glitches and intricacies of how different Minecraft versions go together

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +2

    Imagine being a wholeass dragon that rules undisputed as the monarch of an entropy-ravaged world, and getting defeated by someone in a vegetated state through a series of time paradoxes.

  • @Catsrnice_
    @Catsrnice_ 2 года назад +14

    Thats a great timeline explanation thing. Explaining time travel would be so much easier with that format

  • @GoranMz
    @GoranMz 2 года назад +32

    The fact that there is people that think this much for the game… i just play normally.

    • @appledash4141
      @appledash4141 2 года назад +1

      They already did that's why they cam think of this

  • @RandomnessMusician
    @RandomnessMusician 2 года назад +33

    Alternative Title: Beating Minecraft as a statue

  • @WeirdBrainGoo
    @WeirdBrainGoo 2 года назад +5

    I like the editing with the stock photos and footage and the dry humor. It feels like you've found your own unique style.

  • @baakshii
    @baakshii 2 года назад +10

    the definition of "gg ez"

  • @canulibear
    @canulibear 2 года назад +11

    I like how the banana animates the united arab emirates to game is beaten while standing still and hacking into notch's pc

  • @superdude3112
    @superdude3112 2 года назад +12

    I remember the pre 1.9 portal

  • @bartekT2P
    @bartekT2P 2 года назад +7

    Your editing is soo good I wish I could do something like that lol. That was an another amazing video keep up the amazing content.

  • @anawesomepet
    @anawesomepet 2 года назад +10

    I hope that we will eventually be able to beat the ender dragon (set seed) while only staying in the block that you spawned in.

    • @blueberry1c2
      @blueberry1c2 2 года назад

      As far as I know it's impossible for a stronghold to generate anywhere near spawn chunks, because I guess the player finding it on their first mining adventure is bad. This might be different in other versions though

  • @pengun835
    @pengun835 2 года назад +4

    holy shit
    i was thinking just last night about how cool it would be if there was a run where you somehow wrong warp to the end and dont even enter the end portal block. this is a whole nother level jesus christ

  • @samdabugg
    @samdabugg 2 года назад +4

    whoah, luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing, in minecraft? impressive, luigi

  • @krayte5120
    @krayte5120 2 года назад +1

    man omae wa mou'd the dragon through multiple parallel universes, a move that we simply couldn't follow with our eyes making it look like he stood still

  • @justblueberri3s450
    @justblueberri3s450 2 года назад +4

    I will never let someone say “While standing still ever again.”

  • @razer1158
    @razer1158 2 года назад +6

    I wasn’t expecting at all to see a Nexus video over here!

  • @hamza-cm7fg
    @hamza-cm7fg 2 года назад +6

    Only reason I watch this is because it’s litteraly 21st century humor good job igblon you’ve cracked the code

  • @realfishscience7842
    @realfishscience7842 Год назад +1

    “The ender dragon is one of the most 12 bosses in all of the gaming” has got to go on a plaque somewhere

  • @GGio66
    @GGio66 2 года назад +2

    He goes by Lotsofnames, Notalotofnames, Somenames, Names

  • @swisherodocus314
    @swisherodocus314 2 года назад +4

    Among us casually chilling as the 7th most played game of all time just from 2020

  • @Lettuce1
    @Lettuce1 2 года назад +4

    I have another way to beat the game without inputs. Simply set up a multiplayer server and get your friend to do everything. Best part is that you do not need a superflat world, this is possible even in an infinite world.

    • @aeighti3ee114
      @aeighti3ee114 2 года назад

      theres still inputs though

    • @Lettuce1
      @Lettuce1 2 года назад

      @@aeighti3ee114 not on your end

  • @raskolnikov3
    @raskolnikov3 2 года назад

    thank you for link to crafterdark in the description !!!11!

  • @matthewmedina3461
    @matthewmedina3461 2 года назад

    Damn that ninja tuna music really brought me back to the 2000s where it was one of the only windows built in songs to play

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 2 года назад +6

    Man these intros are fucking AMAZING
    Keep it up dude

  • @SaintMorselGrand
    @SaintMorselGrand 2 года назад +3

    >and a new ender dragon spawned
    PFFF this is just so stupid it made me laugh, imagine dudes reaction while running towards the portal and just barely misses it with a “surprise mf” LMAO

  • @cynotic616
    @cynotic616 2 года назад +2

    These videos are amazing you can make 10 hours of this and it'll feel like 30 mins.

  • @samdabugg
    @samdabugg 2 года назад +2

    nobody:
    end portals: *come, this is no place to die*

  • @tinkernovell
    @tinkernovell 2 года назад +2

    Take a shot everytime he says “standing still”

  • @pearcyjackson280
    @pearcyjackson280 2 года назад

    Excellent song choice! Kalimba is such a banger.

  • @Febo2310
    @Febo2310 2 года назад

    Im very much happy for the upload thank you

  • @raz0rblade06
    @raz0rblade06 2 года назад +2

    Luigi beats Minecraft by doing absolutely nothing

  • @notaviking2475
    @notaviking2475 2 года назад +2

    yo this man makes high quality gaming documentaries and hands it to us for free on a silver plater

  • @DeadlyInsaan
    @DeadlyInsaan 2 года назад

    I like that you put windows 7 song ninja tuna in it :D

  • @ienjoyoranges
    @ienjoyoranges 2 года назад

    that was actually PRETTY INTERESTING!
    also gud job

  • @StarClay666
    @StarClay666 2 года назад

    That idea at the end is the most Crafterdark idea I have seen.

  • @Ikebot
    @Ikebot 2 года назад +1

    "Please hit the subscribe button an odd amount of times"
    People who are already subscribed: "You have made a fatal error"

  • @thedoggod7737
    @thedoggod7737 2 года назад

    Ay yo i was wondering where you have gone and i realised ive been watching your videos without realising

  • @bubbaloobub3592
    @bubbaloobub3592 2 года назад +1

    Finally minecraft without playing minecraft

  • @bagelnine9
    @bagelnine9 2 года назад +1

    (11:05) Finally, Alt+F4 is used for something other than a prank!

  • @lucas-oq5vz
    @lucas-oq5vz 2 года назад

    love the stock photos

  • @therealpuzzlecube3123
    @therealpuzzlecube3123 2 года назад +2

    Crafterdark (Luigi) beats Minecraft by doing absolutely nothing

  • @gsauceprimary9363
    @gsauceprimary9363 2 года назад

    i love your use of the C418 soundtracks and songs. fits very well in your videos!

  • @xreverse_f1ash
    @xreverse_f1ash Год назад

    bro the look on the ender dragon's face when it starts charging at him just makes this so hilarious 🤣

  • @danielwang2405
    @danielwang2405 2 года назад

    the editing is actually funni imo

  • @04-jayeshkumargupta8
    @04-jayeshkumargupta8 2 года назад +1

    This man really goes by a lot of names

  • @Kevinrich-tn9zx
    @Kevinrich-tn9zx 2 года назад +3

    I alr know this gonna be a banger

    • @dunmo9582
      @dunmo9582 2 года назад +4

      @Some dumb guy you are indeed dumb for judging people by what game they play

    • @silent8335
      @silent8335 2 года назад

      @Some dumb guy your name is very accurate

  • @fxfville5294
    @fxfville5294 2 года назад +1

    default win7 music playing in background lmao

  • @josephvictory9536
    @josephvictory9536 2 года назад +1

    Taking "the only way to beat the game is by quitting" to another level

  • @Aetherionyx5
    @Aetherionyx5 2 года назад

    Ender Dragon exists
    Crafterdark: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career

  • @emily7969
    @emily7969 2 года назад

    Next in minecraft: beating minecraft without opening the world

  • @spyr0guy
    @spyr0guy 2 года назад

    The only more extreme minecraft challenge run would be to beat minecraft without launching it

  • @mrfatratera3778
    @mrfatratera3778 2 года назад

    I remember watching the theoretical video about this a few weeks ago I never thought someone actually did it (because in the theoretical video he said it would take years)

  • @mslove102lmj
    @mslove102lmj 2 года назад

    Your too good the 51 days now this?? How just how

  • @peculiarinationsstuff7063
    @peculiarinationsstuff7063 2 года назад +11

    Drinking game: Drink a glass of beer everytime he says "standing still"

  • @codingidiot6754
    @codingidiot6754 2 года назад +1

    this guy could be like 10 years old and we wouldnt know

  • @Dupical
    @Dupical 2 года назад

    youtube didnt put this in the reccomended even tho i subbed and have notis jsyk

  • @allyme4117
    @allyme4117 2 года назад +3

    He's insane! what a madlad.

  • @ardsam6922
    @ardsam6922 2 года назад +1

    "Beating the game using only the alt and f4 keys"

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Год назад +1

    Egg-Sit Portal

  • @wowz9061
    @wowz9061 2 года назад

    "Usually when you think of a boss, you think you would need to actually put in effort to kill it, but not if you're fighting Golem" XD

  • @xxcrankflipxx716
    @xxcrankflipxx716 2 года назад +2

    Nothing like paying for a game and playing the settings :D

  • @hexagon8899
    @hexagon8899 2 года назад

    anyone else remember leaving and rejoining a world to get to the surface??

  • @lazarehouot1142
    @lazarehouot1142 2 года назад

    Ok thats some good music choice

  • @Koblac
    @Koblac 2 года назад +1

    oh you got nexus gd gameplay (player vs creator) for the intro

  • @slimekid_2708
    @slimekid_2708 2 года назад

    That one guy who disliked this video "some people just like to watch the world burn"

  • @kxich_a
    @kxich_a 2 года назад

    the dragon sent too much packets

  • @sasavukojevic270
    @sasavukojevic270 Год назад +1

    He did not spawn another dragon, that is the same dragon, it made two portals, and still lived

  • @justinparry5197
    @justinparry5197 2 года назад

    Those cards up his sleeve killed me 🤣🤣

  • @SkylarsTerribleMemes
    @SkylarsTerribleMemes 2 года назад +1

    luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

  • @mrmoo727
    @mrmoo727 2 года назад +1

    Cool video

  • @SophieMerau
    @SophieMerau 2 года назад +1

    This is insane

  • @kyliecatmeow
    @kyliecatmeow 2 года назад

    Wow my 1.5 world is still on my computer and it has been almost 3 years and 1.9.1 has come out. I just entered the End before I left. I hope to have a great battle with the Ender Dragon now that the world jumps straight to 1.9

  • @StarWarsExpert_
    @StarWarsExpert_ Год назад

    Nice video

  • @nanotrix410
    @nanotrix410 2 года назад

    Great vid

  • @MudManSon
    @MudManSon 2 года назад

    Next Video: How Minecraft Was Beaten While Standing Still (with no glitches)

  • @Dergy
    @Dergy 2 года назад +1

    That Nexus footage tho

  • @Jasper6522
    @Jasper6522 2 года назад

    New upload PogU

  • @EZClip
    @EZClip 2 года назад +1

    Now this is TRUE power!

  • @ixnoah
    @ixnoah 2 года назад +1

    Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

  • @blackimbreon9451
    @blackimbreon9451 2 года назад +7

    If you press alt f4 then you can perform this crazy glitch that allows you to beat the game without moving

    • @msaocer
      @msaocer 2 года назад +1

      Omg it actually worked! Thank you so much

    • @msaocer
      @msaocer 2 года назад +1

      Everyone should try it it's so cool

    • @silent8335
      @silent8335 2 года назад

      @@msaocerit worked for me :0

  • @_minecrafter9319
    @_minecrafter9319 2 года назад +1

    Wow this video wasn’t clickbait