How I became legally German without speaking German

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  • @SpaghettiRoad
    @SpaghettiRoad  3 года назад +975

    by the way... spaghettiroad.com

    • @thomasshaughnessy9023
      @thomasshaughnessy9023 3 года назад +4

      Very nice

    • @latl089er
      @latl089er 3 года назад +1

      Love your content from Indonesia pal :D. Stay safe out there lads :3

    • @bladeshockk993
      @bladeshockk993 3 года назад

      Abu hajjar!!!

    • @lm-ml
      @lm-ml 3 года назад

      Hey, what was the online quiz ~14:30? Just asking for a friend.

    • @sagittario5543
      @sagittario5543 3 года назад +1

      Okay

  • @Stelum1000
    @Stelum1000 3 года назад +8404

    "Seemingly I was just German all of a sudden."
    -Average European, 1940

  • @peterberens
    @peterberens 3 года назад +3660

    Next video: Asking every embassy for a passport

    • @OlGregge
      @OlGregge 3 года назад +185

      First person to be a citizen of every country. Why not?

    • @Riolupai
      @Riolupai 3 года назад +65

      *becoming a yugoslav citizen

    • @emilchen9866
      @emilchen9866 3 года назад +2

      Old Gregg umm nk?

    • @fireskorpion396
      @fireskorpion396 3 года назад +7

      @@OlGregge I smell war ... :/

    • @OlGregge
      @OlGregge 3 года назад +28

      @@emilchen9866 Well if anyone can do it, it's Spaghetti Road.

  • @PatataMaxtex
    @PatataMaxtex 3 года назад +1379

    "I am German and Danish now, when Germany and Denmark play football against each other I can only win"
    Germany 1:1 Denmark

  • @squareplayn
    @squareplayn 3 года назад +1015

    If you think about it, almost all Germans became legally German without speaking German.

    • @Max-kh1cf
      @Max-kh1cf 3 года назад +95

      Imagine if it weren't like that and at age 4 you have to prove that your german is good enough. And if it isn't you get deported, while your parents don't 😂😂😂

    • @danklek4889
      @danklek4889 2 года назад +6

      @@Max-kh1cf i would pitch for this system

    • @xythiera7255
      @xythiera7255 2 года назад +2

      @@Max-kh1cf No . No body deports a 4y old child .

    • @xythiera7255
      @xythiera7255 2 года назад +2

      @@danklek4889 You woud deport a 4y old child without Parants ? . Wtf

    • @Max-kh1cf
      @Max-kh1cf 2 года назад +15

      @@xythiera7255If 4 is old enough to find work and support yourself, why can't you expect them to learn the language or face the consequences?

  • @KhAnubis
    @KhAnubis 3 года назад +6091

    You took her to Kazakhstan when she wanted Paris and she helped you make a bunch of German flags... I think Bettina‘s a keeper

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 года назад +202

      And we all know Germans have the best keepers.

    • @StubMyToe
      @StubMyToe 3 года назад +25

      keeper of waht????? vault keeper???? like geometry dash???? GD reference!!!!!! like have you ever heard of the vault keeper in geometry dash i thinnk thats a reference to that fellow gd player ^^

    • @fisch37
      @fisch37 3 года назад +67

      @@DomenBremecXCVI We only have good keepers here. Like Manuel Neuer? I don't know, I'm not into football

    • @beaversforlife1298
      @beaversforlife1298 3 года назад +5

      She is

    • @Dan-zc7ut
      @Dan-zc7ut 3 года назад +4

      @@DomenBremecXCVI de Gea, casillas.... Spain

  • @joriskbos1115
    @joriskbos1115 3 года назад +1353

    Instead of flags, he's now collecting nationalities

    • @matrixfull
      @matrixfull 3 года назад +6

      yeee I wonder what the record is...person with most nationalities on the world xDDD

    • @llama9496
      @llama9496 3 года назад +4

      @@matrixfull i got 4 lol

    • @scypio8191
      @scypio8191 3 года назад +1

      @@llama9496 Which ones?

    • @llama9496
      @llama9496 3 года назад +8

      @@scypio8191 Argentina, Uruguay, Denmark and Spain

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 года назад +7

      gonna catch em all

  • @lucasbrasil6269
    @lucasbrasil6269 3 года назад +534

    I was born in Brazil, never leave the country, but 5 year ago a discovered that my father's family was from Luxembourg, so I got a new citizenship. I don't speak German, I don't speak French, and not even a single word of Luxembourgian, but I am Lëtzebuergesch in the paper.

    • @LG-bs1rs
      @LG-bs1rs 3 года назад +32

      Damn that’s really mice

    • @gh-ep9fj
      @gh-ep9fj 3 года назад +15

      @@LG-bs1rs _mice_

    • @LG-bs1rs
      @LG-bs1rs 3 года назад

      @@gh-ep9fj lol oops

    • @luchs1312
      @luchs1312 3 года назад +1

      @@LG-bs1rs woah that’s a fresh comment

    • @luchs1312
      @luchs1312 3 года назад +2

      @@LG-bs1rs fresh like in new

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 3 года назад +191

    There are two scenarios where we Germans are patriotic:
    1. On the internet. You probably have experienced this before, we really like bringing up the fact that we are German online.
    2. Football. You will never see a German flag flying except on government buildings and the occasional proud German's garden. Unless there is an international football event happening, like the world or European cup. The whole country will shine in black, red, and gold.

    • @spinjitzustudios780
      @spinjitzustudios780 2 года назад +18

      Excactly the same with the Netherlands your fellow neighbour and big friend 🇳🇱❤🇩🇪

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 года назад +4

      Most people here oppose nationalism but I don't see why one would have problems with German flags at a German citizenship celebration.

    • @nabilrise1551
      @nabilrise1551 2 года назад

      is it because you're always shunned because of ww2 ? or maybe education system is somehow teaching you to feel bad about being German for the same reason?

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 года назад +3

      I've seen #2 quite often, where a lot of Americans and Canadians decide that having a German great grandfather is German enough to claim to be so for World Cup purposes.

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 2 года назад +5

      @@christopherstein2024 Patriotism and Nationalism are two different things though? It's Germans that like Patriotism not Nationalism

  • @dulguungantumur472
    @dulguungantumur472 3 года назад +984

    > suddenly 5 armed robbers entered and stole everything
    You said that and left it as if it was just a daily occurance

    • @bathamsteryt
      @bathamsteryt 3 года назад +62

      Is it not common in central America?

    • @dididubalier2196
      @dididubalier2196 3 года назад +39

      @@bathamsteryt its not like everytime you enter a bus someone robs you I gues LOL

    • @FrostoLP
      @FrostoLP 3 года назад +48

      @@dididubalier2196 Not everytime, but especially in Central America, there is a reason why even locals avoid certain areas if not absolutely necessary.

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 3 года назад +15

      it is a daily occurance in Honduras.

    • @feuersturmfeuersturm2481
      @feuersturmfeuersturm2481 3 года назад +13

      It IS a daily occurance in many places... *cries in Latin America

  • @lordweibull1792
    @lordweibull1792 3 года назад +1495

    Some random RUclips-Video: German Flag in Thumbnail
    German Viewer: Ja

  • @Otto910
    @Otto910 3 года назад +493

    As a German the amount of German jokes in this video is incredible. I can't stop laughing.

    • @ahmedkuku7298
      @ahmedkuku7298 2 года назад +1

      Ist so

    • @nivilom86
      @nivilom86 2 года назад +12

      I didn't know there was such a thing as a german joke

    • @ahmedkuku7298
      @ahmedkuku7298 2 года назад +1

      @@nivilom86 😐

    • @nivilom86
      @nivilom86 2 года назад +6

      @@ahmedkuku7298 It was a joke, but of course it might have been hard to understand for german people

    • @ahmedkuku7298
      @ahmedkuku7298 2 года назад +1

      @@nivilom86 I knew that that was a joke, I just forget to laugh...

  • @Hendricus56
    @Hendricus56 3 года назад +76

    12:18 Actually, in Northern Germany you can hear people using "schnacken" instead of talking. Basically because of Plattdeutsch

    • @tigervv6437
      @tigervv6437 2 года назад +3

      In Norwegian snakke is also talking

    • @Sodomizxr
      @Sodomizxr 2 года назад +5

      Joa, hier schnackt man halt noch 'n bisschen Plattdütsch, 'ne?

    • @Fritz_Haarmann
      @Fritz_Haarmann 2 года назад +2

      Germans don't roast you for the country, you live in, but the state you live in.

    • @Fritz_Haarmann
      @Fritz_Haarmann 2 года назад

      @@Sodomizxr for example:...

  • @fally-64
    @fally-64 3 года назад +1385

    Video: *has slight relation to something german*
    The entirety of german yt: Hallo

  • @decnet100
    @decnet100 3 года назад +849

    Hiding a danish passport in your shoes while your other one was getting robbed in Honduras is about the most casual international-man-of-mystery action I've heard on any YT channel. Subbed!

  • @lasofat7203
    @lasofat7203 3 года назад +400

    Me, an immigrant in Germany, having to wait 8 years for the Reisepass, watching this dude get his so quick, it's painfullll

    • @lemagnifique1573
      @lemagnifique1573 3 года назад +24

      You've need to marry a German for simplify the process

    • @starman1144
      @starman1144 3 года назад +106

      To me, it seems fair. You are just an immigrant and he is part German.

    • @Crisetig
      @Crisetig 3 года назад +11

      My mother was german but I was born in 1969 so I am italian because of my father

    • @lemagnifique1573
      @lemagnifique1573 3 года назад +11

      @@Crisetig both of Italian and German passports are very strong, so even if you just choose one it's still beneficial

    • @Crisetig
      @Crisetig 3 года назад +4

      @@lemagnifique1573 I moved to France 25 years ago and I am a french citizen for 20years now :-)

  • @Spackfighter
    @Spackfighter 3 года назад +125

    12:28 The Ugandan flag hidden in between made me laugh so hard

  • @danielh2844
    @danielh2844 3 года назад +2352

    this danish guy has more German national pride than any German i have meet in my entire life in Germany. da trink ich ein druf

    • @hikaru78-
      @hikaru78- 3 года назад +72

      @@mr.haiwan Euh... no 😶

    • @StubMyToe
      @StubMyToe 3 года назад +40

      @@mr.haiwan no

    • @rosiissa
      @rosiissa 3 года назад +36

      @@mr.haiwan what no tf

    • @Rose-zh5xg
      @Rose-zh5xg 3 года назад +25

      @@StubMyToe he fooling u guys

    • @jonnytape6759
      @jonnytape6759 3 года назад

      Uff

  • @felszi1043
    @felszi1043 3 года назад +1815

    As a German I feel very happy to announce that I finally have a favourite German youtuber.

    • @UnQuacker
      @UnQuacker 3 года назад +3

      Check Radical Living, just suggesting

    • @felszi1043
      @felszi1043 3 года назад +11

      @@UnQuacker nah I find him to be very cringe

    • @UnQuacker
      @UnQuacker 3 года назад +1

      @@felszi1043 ok

    • @felszi1043
      @felszi1043 3 года назад

      @Lenny's Animation 🤢

    • @parkjimin-standkb-62
      @parkjimin-standkb-62 3 года назад

      @@felszi1043 Same

  • @rickghracing8839
    @rickghracing8839 3 года назад +68

    My man your videos make me laugh so much, “i happily exclaimed i was german, but it was not such an impressive thing in germany, a lot of people happen to be german here” things like these make me crack up 😂😂

  • @SpadeRZA
    @SpadeRZA 2 года назад +28

    As a fellow German, I really found this funny.
    And yes, the passport has it's benefits, no cues in Dubai - just showing the outside of my passport was enough to let me into through the pre-boarding check.

  • @SimonS44
    @SimonS44 3 года назад +663

    schnacken actually does mean talking in northern Germany, so you did teach her some real German :D

    • @Asgar06
      @Asgar06 3 года назад +112

      Nich lang schnacken, Kopp in Nacken!

    • @Kameliius
      @Kameliius 3 года назад +28

      "Schnacken" means "f*cking someone" in Austria

    • @fabiansaerve
      @fabiansaerve 3 года назад +14

      @@Kameliius not “schnackeln”? At least in Bavaria

    • @Akokaontawu
      @Akokaontawu 3 года назад +21

      @@fabiansaerve ich kenns nur als "schnackseln" xd

    • @Kameliius
      @Kameliius 3 года назад +6

      @@Akokaontawu "Schnaxn" und "Schnaxln" haben die gleiche Bedeutung in meiner Region

  • @klutz1907
    @klutz1907 3 года назад +2742

    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun ein Protektorat der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

    • @fisch37
      @fisch37 3 года назад +56

      Zensur! Da freut sich Axel Voss aber

    • @skenderoo
      @skenderoo 3 года назад +95

      Endlich! Die erste Kolonie seit dem 1. WK

    • @jjtheone1232
      @jjtheone1232 3 года назад +173

      Ein Volk.
      Eine Nation.
      Eine Kommentarsektion.

    • @simon7325
      @simon7325 3 года назад +16

      @@skenderoo wurde aber auch Zeit 😉🇩🇪😂

    • @prodbykerim
      @prodbykerim 3 года назад +2

      Ich mache Beats, hört rein, wenn ihr Bock habt

  • @parkjimin-standkb-62
    @parkjimin-standkb-62 3 года назад +50

    I've never seen a German with a German flag (besides some crazy football fans) and he's here having 70+ flags😳

    • @holger_p
      @holger_p 2 года назад +5

      So, you have a proof, he is not a real german. But only insiders know about.

    • @noobster4779
      @noobster4779 2 года назад

      Visit the allotment gardens, they are the last bastions of our nationalism....well....they have an above average ammount of germany flags compared to the rest of the country...
      Or get into state flags, they are far more command everywhere and if you travel to the dark regional nationalistic stereotypical state of germany, bavaria, they will shuff it in you face everywhere. Just say you are a "Franke" and they eather consier you the best person ever...or worse as dirt :D

  • @theJcM98
    @theJcM98 3 года назад +82

    Geschnakken is quite close to geschnackt, which means talking in flat German (the northern German dialect)

    • @gnawershreth
      @gnawershreth 2 года назад +5

      I think he just "Germanized" the Danish word "Snakke" which means talking. The -ge and -en makes things sound more German to us. :P

    • @Gamepainter
      @Gamepainter 2 года назад

      @@gnawershreth defo but as op said geschnackt is part of the north German dialect so the words most likely related, like moin in southern Jutland, or misschien from Dutch, which is pronounced similar to, and has the same meaning as måske (maybe) in danish.

    • @franckherrmannsen7903
      @franckherrmannsen7903 2 года назад

      @@Gamepainter actually moin is frisian "moi" meaning gut/good/godt, you´ll find it also in southern jutland as møg

    • @Gamepainter
      @Gamepainter 2 года назад

      @@franckherrmannsen7903 I see, thank you for correcting me. I doesn't change my point over all since it was about how closely related different European languages are.

    • @franckherrmannsen7903
      @franckherrmannsen7903 2 года назад

      @@Gamepainter indeed, just wanted to clarify

  • @evanbiewer1762
    @evanbiewer1762 3 года назад +723

    this guy is more excited about being german than actual germans

    • @SquallNN
      @SquallNN 3 года назад +18

      makes sense though

    • @evanbiewer1762
      @evanbiewer1762 3 года назад +1

      @@SquallNN true dat

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 3 года назад

      Yes he is i hate bein gbgerman

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 3 года назад +12

      @@gamerdrache6076 why? your ancestors died for this please leave then

    • @mango9602
      @mango9602 3 года назад +12

      @@gamerdrache6076 just because your ancestors fought for the wrong people doesn’t mean you are a failure.

  • @MrBainus
    @MrBainus 3 года назад +643

    I am actually the complete opposite of you: I grew up in Germany, but have Danish citizenship without being able to speak the language.

  • @unaicanudas
    @unaicanudas 3 года назад +53

    Saving minutes is more important than having a girlfriend for a German. You would arrive before and be more punctual

  • @KoskotOwl
    @KoskotOwl 3 года назад +50

    “And ofcourse 99 baloons”
    I see what you did there xd.

  • @ziebelzubel
    @ziebelzubel 3 года назад +1197

    This commentary section has been invaded faster than Denmark in 1940

    • @aerophy2894
      @aerophy2894 3 года назад +49

      Dont remind me oh god. My nationalism my poor, poor nationalism.

    • @lolwat5418
      @lolwat5418 3 года назад +19

      Took Germany only 2 hours 😂

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 года назад +22

      @@aerophy2894 nationalism is a delusion of ignorance anyway

    • @OlGregge
      @OlGregge 3 года назад +44

      @@appleslover Yes! Culture, language, history and citizenship means absolutely nothing! Germans are basically the same as Somalians anyway, barely any difference! We should all just be one big country and ban having borders at all!

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 года назад +37

      @@OlGregge culture =/=nationalism
      Love of your country =/=nationalism
      I love my country, I recognised that I *truly* do after leaving it for seven years.
      Before that I was pretty nationalistic, i saw everyone as culturally inferior and that my country was *the best*
      I'm not advocating for hating your country, just don't be a dick about it

  • @Hello5Jack
    @Hello5Jack 3 года назад +503

    Schnappi das kleine Krokodil, a true classic.

    • @derorje2035
      @derorje2035 3 года назад +8

      It was probably my first earworm.

    • @oliversodomka3651
      @oliversodomka3651 3 года назад +6

      Ah yes, Chňapík, maličký krokodýl :D Czech version :D

    • @kingoffortress3890
      @kingoffortress3890 3 года назад

      @@derorje2035 ehrenmann

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 3 года назад

      all i know is that one of those words is o m k s b i r d

  • @freyamackenzie1602
    @freyamackenzie1602 3 года назад +33

    Spaghetti Road always has the most wholesome content and he seems like a genuinely nice guy, keep on living your life dude👍

  • @thesimp5925
    @thesimp5925 3 года назад +42

    Now everytime he sees a Greek person he asks them to give back his money he gave them

  • @davetissue
    @davetissue 3 года назад +1549

    this guy is now officially the funniest german guy

    • @petramayer8064
      @petramayer8064 3 года назад +18

      yeah right, who doesnt even speak German. How funny, ha-ha-ha.

    • @akpgitsinartik
      @akpgitsinartik 3 года назад +76

      @@petramayer8064 yeah as soon as he learn the language his sense of humour will be gone

    • @petramayer8064
      @petramayer8064 3 года назад +4

      @@akpgitsinartik bruh, this was sarcasm. i’m german, ya twat

    • @akpgitsinartik
      @akpgitsinartik 3 года назад +35

      @@petramayer8064 I already understood it from your batthurtness. Just wanted to pss you off a little more

    • @Dan-zc7ut
      @Dan-zc7ut 3 года назад +13

      Only German that has a sense of humour

  • @HundreadD
    @HundreadD 3 года назад +461

    As much as I like Germany I would be a bit concerned to say the least if I walked into some Danish guys apartment and saw all the walls covered with German flags

    • @Sovietube
      @Sovietube 3 года назад +10

      😳 8 hours

    • @JSALGang
      @JSALGang 3 года назад +1

      🙀🙀

    • @mango9602
      @mango9602 3 года назад +13

      He changed to a German in 6 hours

    • @justus8675
      @justus8675 3 года назад +6

      Well, as long as no austrian guy wants to be super german, everything is fine ...

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 3 года назад +1

      @@justus8675 Austrian guy with funny mustache banned this flag though

  • @Hans007Dampf
    @Hans007Dampf 2 года назад +7

    That’s hillarious🤣 Regards from a German🇩🇪 in Portugal 🇵🇹

  • @oishaelegido
    @oishaelegido 2 года назад +3

    12:35 - i was like ,hold on wait a minute .. something ain´t right .

  • @CrazyFoxMovies
    @CrazyFoxMovies 3 года назад +1236

    Legendär

  • @Random_Commoner
    @Random_Commoner 3 года назад +245

    Just so you know, if you want the french nationality, you only need 2 things :
    - Eating the majority of the baguette from the boulangerie to your home
    - Wanting to bring down the government
    Join us, Spaghetti

    • @dgh25
      @dgh25 3 года назад +15

      pls buy a used tractor and go to Paris for your next video!

    • @itsjedu8403
      @itsjedu8403 3 года назад +9

      Also listen to Daft Punk on loop

    • @gr8sword97
      @gr8sword97 3 года назад +6

      don’t forget working for no more than 20 hours a week

    • @nyctalopie9343
      @nyctalopie9343 3 года назад

      @@gr8sword97 I know it’s for the joke but the not-working things is a huge clichee, since French fought for their right to work 35h/week. But actually, they are working mostly 40hours/week or more, except single moms or students who work part time. France is even the 3rd country in Europe on the scale of working time.
      Also the labour market is so competitive and saturated in France that people would do anything to have a job and keeping it, like working more hours for free and without declaring them. It’s even in the tradition of desk jobs to not leave until the boss does.

    • @itamargal-yam5771
      @itamargal-yam5771 3 года назад

      vive le resistance!

  • @alenilupin4173
    @alenilupin4173 2 года назад +5

    Wer kennt es nicht ich esse auch immer Gummibärchen mit Sauerkraut und Bier zum Frühstück hahah

  • @ninachristineoldervik5548
    @ninachristineoldervik5548 2 года назад +3

    9:46 omg barbers Brother is blue man!

  • @luk4595
    @luk4595 3 года назад +646

    Er hat in seiner Wohnung mehr Flaggen als wir insgesamt in unserem Land😂
    He has more flags in his apartment than there are in total in Germany

  • @andrijherasymenko
    @andrijherasymenko 3 года назад +98

    12:30 The flag of Uganda was a nice touch

  • @jonathanmartins7744
    @jonathanmartins7744 2 года назад +2

    Best story teller out there!

  • @CodPlayerNo77
    @CodPlayerNo77 3 года назад +13

    I am German and this was hilarious.

  • @seleganttwanty1525
    @seleganttwanty1525 3 года назад +235

    How to translate Danish to German:
    1. Add 'Ge' to the beginning of the word
    2. Add 'ch' after a 's' to get 'sch'
    3. Let your word end with 'en'
    (4. Change 'kk' to 'ck')
    Now you have translated 'snakker' to 'geschnakken'

    • @Benjamin-ml7sv
      @Benjamin-ml7sv 3 года назад +1

      Reversed it works as well.

    • @NochEinKamel
      @NochEinKamel 3 года назад +10

      add 'li' for swiss german :-p

    • @sfdjk
      @sfdjk 3 года назад +2

      Thats Past tense

    • @adalbertschwafel2587
      @adalbertschwafel2587 3 года назад +18

      To be fair, "schnacken" is actually a real word here in the north of germany, directly borrowed from danish I suppose
      Edit:
      Probably its "Plattdeutsch"

    • @galaxydave3807
      @galaxydave3807 3 года назад

      Was ist bitte "geschnakken"?

  • @Tvngsten
    @Tvngsten 3 года назад +190

    "So I wrote a python script that got me every passport"

    • @paulthiede
      @paulthiede 3 года назад +14

      easy:
      def getPassport(country):
      person.addPassport(country)
      for i in range(#countries):
      getPassport(i)

  • @jennatolls689
    @jennatolls689 3 года назад +8

    2:56 This is amazingly funny

  • @theynotcatchingamongus
    @theynotcatchingamongus 2 года назад +6

    8:09 I’m sorry you dealt with this in my home country of Honduras. Unfortunately crime is just really bad over there because of the gangs and honestly, people like them don’t represent the average Honduran citizen. We’re hardworking and kindful people who wishes for a world with peace and prosperity. Please don’t take that experience as like “I hate Honduras”, it’s really beautiful and it’s sad how corrupted it has been

  • @borjagonzalez6943
    @borjagonzalez6943 3 года назад +196

    Your german teacher at school must be proud of how far you've come!

  • @robsche5130
    @robsche5130 3 года назад +581

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    *_Entschuldigung, aber dieses Video ist nun Deutsches Staatseigentum_*

    • @Sovietube
      @Sovietube 3 года назад +8

      Øh

    • @blanconaam
      @blanconaam 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/zRuwNeEMKSQ/видео.html

    • @DoraFauszt
      @DoraFauszt 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @robsche5130
      @robsche5130 3 года назад

      @LordSaft Es soll sich ja auch nicht wirklich reimen, das ist ja irgendwie der Witz daran :D

  • @marco0445
    @marco0445 3 года назад +8

    0:51 thats not how youre supposed to eat them. First comes the Sauerkraut, then you mix it with Weissbier until it becomes very slushy. After that you sprinkle some Gummibärchen on top and voila!
    Ein Meistergericht!

  • @kizax8687
    @kizax8687 3 года назад +2

    Damn Seb, don’t know how you kept this under the radar for so long, but good effort my guy, keep it up!!
    Your brotha K from the UK ❤️

  • @maple2524
    @maple2524 3 года назад +236

    The saddest thing is that he forced himself to watch Scarface in German.
    No one person should have to go through something that horrifying

    • @joschiseins
      @joschiseins 3 года назад +8

      Auf euch wartet meine kleine Freundin!

    • @EpicTubah
      @EpicTubah 3 года назад +3

      @@joschiseins Ha! Did they really translate it to "meine kleine Freundin" ? That's hilarious.

    • @kiterkun1606
      @kiterkun1606 Год назад +1

      Lol
      Habe es mir erst letztens angeschaut, war doch ganz ok?
      xd
      Vielleicht lag es daran, weil ich noch nie davor die englische Fassung ansah

  • @maxstoiber1819
    @maxstoiber1819 3 года назад +672

    German in the title:
    Germans: Hippity Hoppity, this Kommentarbereich is now our property

    • @hifiteen49
      @hifiteen49 3 года назад +26

      the only german I speak is ''Ich spreche nicht deutsch'' which is as a added bonus gramatically incorrect

    • @FIumel
      @FIumel 3 года назад +12

      @@hifiteen49 Should be "Ich spreche *kein* Deutsch" yours is not wrong tho

    • @Simon_M.
      @Simon_M. 3 года назад +4

      Immer

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 года назад

      funny that the only German things my life been exposed are the German Printing Machines my Family bought and East German Wartime songs

    • @checcmac8693
      @checcmac8693 3 года назад +1

      Comment in German is so long

  • @scuffer4980
    @scuffer4980 3 года назад +25

    Fun fact: Geschnacken isnt completely wrong if you wanna translate talking, because in some parts of Germany "schnacken" is slang for talking with someone/having a conversation.
    Btw, greetings from Germany :D

    • @xinyi2008
      @xinyi2008 2 года назад

      Thanks for telling me I always thought that "Sprechen" was the word for talking also greetings form Russia 🇷🇺

    • @scuffer4980
      @scuffer4980 2 года назад

      @@xinyi2008 well "Sprechen" is one of the words for talking but it's used in a more serious/buiseness-like way. "Reden" is the more casual word for talking and "schnacken" is only used in some parts of Germany.

    • @xinyi2008
      @xinyi2008 2 года назад +1

      @@scuffer4980 Noted! I'll ceep that in mind :D

  • @CheesiusCaesar69
    @CheesiusCaesar69 3 года назад +3

    Switzerland has full-on conscription 4:03
    Just let that sink in

  • @Dominik-lc4pl
    @Dominik-lc4pl 3 года назад +208

    Your sense of humor and way of narrating is just the best

  • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
    @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 3 года назад +214

    I didn’t want to be drafted
    ‘Shows map that says Denmark has a draft system’

    • @nikolajpetersen6760
      @nikolajpetersen6760 3 года назад +38

      The thing is that Denmark drafts less than 1%. The draft is practically a technicality.

    • @akumabito2008
      @akumabito2008 3 года назад +40

      I mean... it would suck to get drafted twice!

    • @Codan3
      @Codan3 3 года назад +11

      Danish draft is basically a 3 month draft of military "practice" for 18 year olds, but there are enough volunteers yearly to not need to involuntarily draft anyone

    • @Luflandebrigade31
      @Luflandebrigade31 3 года назад +3

      He would lose his German citizenship as soon as he is doing military service for another country than Germany. So serving twice was already impossible before canceling conscription.

    • @Codan3
      @Codan3 3 года назад +3

      @@Luflandebrigade31 only if it was voluntary military service

  • @onlinepolice8429
    @onlinepolice8429 2 года назад +2

    Bestes Video😂. Bester Mann!

  • @ekvedrek
    @ekvedrek 3 года назад +2

    12:29 there is one imposter among us

  • @derkapitan6680
    @derkapitan6680 3 года назад +89

    Einer von uns.
    Willkommen Bruder

    • @gipus.
      @gipus. 3 года назад +1

      Willkommen an Bord

  • @creepi0n
    @creepi0n 3 года назад +80

    "Schnacken" ist actually a German word for talking, mostly used in Northwestern Germany.

    • @JustAlice_Mai
      @JustAlice_Mai 3 года назад +19

      Mission failed successfully

    • @heinrichrahm1531
      @heinrichrahm1531 3 года назад +4

      And schnaxln is fucking in Austria. Of course Fucking used to be a place in Austria

    • @NewNicator
      @NewNicator 3 года назад +2

      @@heinrichrahm1531
      They actually changed the town name from Fucking to Fugging as of late 2020, which means and sounds the exact same thing.

    • @heinrichrahm1531
      @heinrichrahm1531 3 года назад

      @@NewNicator right I remember reading something about that thanks for reminding me

  • @TsarEventsDMC
    @TsarEventsDMC 3 года назад

    Thank you for wonderful video!

  • @peterketa3509
    @peterketa3509 3 года назад

    hahaha, watching this from from germany. you are such a crazy guy. thumbs up!

  • @MrWizHq
    @MrWizHq 3 года назад +204

    It is so brave of you to come out as a german.

    • @alibaba888
      @alibaba888 3 года назад +5

      💀💀💀

    • @JohnSinatra88
      @JohnSinatra88 3 года назад +6

      I though he was straight

    • @dr.winner2516
      @dr.winner2516 3 года назад +5

      @@JohnSinatra88 I thought he was Austrian

    • @frederikjrgensen252
      @frederikjrgensen252 3 года назад +2

      @@dr.winner2516 Allot of danes are secret Germans we just do not know it.

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 3 года назад +4

      Lesbian
      German
      British
      Trans
      We need two more countries

  • @georgesmithpatton6382
    @georgesmithpatton6382 3 года назад +616

    Etwa ein Viertel des deutschen RUclips ist für dieses Video hier, das ist irgendwie beeindruckend

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 3 года назад +6

    My wife is Danish and she learned to count in German before she learned in Danish. And she learned it from watching Sesame Street dubbed in German.

    • @landersen8173
      @landersen8173 2 года назад +1

      I lived in Esbjerg Denmark the first 7 years of my life and learned german from watching Sesam Strasse too :).

    • @AeroGuy07
      @AeroGuy07 2 года назад +1

      @@landersen8173 My wife is from Esbjerg!

    • @landersen8173
      @landersen8173 2 года назад +1

      @@AeroGuy07 small world! :) I forgot about Sesame Street after moving from Esbjerg and no longer being able to pick up german tv. I thought Sesame street was a german tv show and knew it as Sesam Strasse.
      Then I spend 2 years in New York as a babysitter and found out that it´s american and called sesame street :)

  • @healthyliving2091
    @healthyliving2091 2 года назад +1

    Very funny, I loved the video!!

  • @elias7027
    @elias7027 3 года назад +262

    This is unser Kommentarsektion now

    • @Danaredlp
      @Danaredlp 3 года назад +13

      *unsere

    • @user-wc9vy4oc5h
      @user-wc9vy4oc5h 3 года назад +5

      SPRICH

    • @paddaboi_
      @paddaboi_ 3 года назад +1

      unser=onze=onse=ours?

    • @dominuscircensis3645
      @dominuscircensis3645 3 года назад +5

      @@user-wc9vy4oc5h DEUTSCH

    • @Danaredlp
      @Danaredlp 3 года назад

      @@paddaboi_ I can't explain why but it's unseRE kommentar-sektion and unseR kommentar-bereich. Sometimes german is *etarded like that.

  • @LeksDee
    @LeksDee 3 года назад +57

    The girl in Egypt is gonna look even more german now, ppl are just gonna think she's using lower german where schnacken means talking

    • @fizzybutuwu2105
      @fizzybutuwu2105 3 года назад

      Lol if that was real that's gonna be the luckiest and closest guess ever.

  • @michaelst9575
    @michaelst9575 3 года назад +10

    You literally have the best pasport of the world now. Well at least it works for all of Europe.

  • @IDaGiLP
    @IDaGiLP 3 года назад +5

    I think there was the option of getting a new passport for free in Germany if you lost your passport through special means like getting robbed.

  • @vio9105
    @vio9105 3 года назад +287

    "Wie geht's?"
    "Guten Tag!"

    • @ThePutzboy
      @ThePutzboy 3 года назад +11

      @Junkers Ju 87 Vielen Dank.

    • @umbrx0n
      @umbrx0n 3 года назад +11

      Gut und dir?

    • @vio9105
      @vio9105 3 года назад +10

      @@umbrx0n Erdbeermarmeladenbrot mit Honig

    • @umbrx0n
      @umbrx0n 3 года назад +4

      @@vio9105 Kannst du gerne haben. Hier bitteschön.

    • @vio9105
      @vio9105 3 года назад +3

      @@umbrx0n Vielen Dank. Schönen Tag Ihnen noch.

  • @kaiserschmarrn260
    @kaiserschmarrn260 3 года назад +83

    He has more German flags than the entire country

  • @MrKentuckylucky
    @MrKentuckylucky 3 года назад +15

    Damn, sometimes the German language seems so difficult that I hope I won't ever have to learn it. Then I remember that it's my native language.
    But very entertaining video :)
    Even though I miss the Italian flag in your profile picture as I have the Italian citizenship too hehe

    • @brubru9663
      @brubru9663 3 года назад +1

      Oh how times have changed

    • @MrKentuckylucky
      @MrKentuckylucky 3 года назад

      Oh well I see the Italian flag is back :)

  • @valentinanagy4008
    @valentinanagy4008 3 года назад +3

    Proud to welcome you in the German community, Bruder 🙌🙌 this is genius.

  • @SCPInsania
    @SCPInsania 3 года назад +160

    Einer von uns
    PS: I am very sorry you had to listen to Helene Fischer, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

    • @floreisinger9279
      @floreisinger9279 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, watching her is allright, but listening is hard af!

    • @Masterofcreat
      @Masterofcreat 3 года назад +3

      Als lebenslanger Fan der Schlagermusik will ich dir sagen, dass ich finde, dass die Musik von Helene Fischer einen riesen Mehrwert für die deutsche Musikszene darstellt und es im Bierzelt mindestens 30% langweiliger ohne ihre Hits wäre. Helene hat es geschafft, dass ein großer Teil der Bevölkerung, die nichts mit Schlager zu tun hatten, plötzlich Zugang zu einem ganzen Genre fanden.

    • @Lorgres
      @Lorgres 3 года назад +2

      @@Masterofcreat Meine Oma hat früher immer mit mir so Schlagerfestivals geschaut. Mit dem Hansi, Silbereisen, Kasselruther Spatzen etc.
      So wenig ich schlager auch mag muss ich gestehen, ihre Musik ist nicht schlecht. Definitiv erträglicher als das andere deutsche "musikalische Kulturgut" der neuen deutschen Welle.

    • @Masterofcreat
      @Masterofcreat 3 года назад +1

      @@Lorgres Definitiv moralischer. Großer Fokus auf Liebe, Famile und "Daheim" anstelle von Belanglosigkeiten oder Drogen, sexueller Objektivizierung und Gewalt. Natürlich kann auch Neu richtig gute Kunst sein, wie zum Beispiel das Nero Lied von Bushido(glaube ich?)

    • @marcel579.
      @marcel579. 3 года назад +1

      @@Masterofcreat Meinst du Nero von Kollegah?

  • @potatodoublef2147
    @potatodoublef2147 3 года назад +197

    In Germany we call him: "Ehrenmann"!

    • @quietkid52
      @quietkid52 3 года назад +2

      What's does it mean?

    • @ZazikiMitKartoffeln
      @ZazikiMitKartoffeln 3 года назад +9

      @@quietkid52 Man of honor

    • @jefflarry4944
      @jefflarry4944 3 года назад +1

      @@ZazikiMitKartoffeln Woah, I thought it meant husband

    • @dragontimur4463
      @dragontimur4463 3 года назад +3

      @@jefflarry4944 husband means Ehemann

    • @jefflarry4944
      @jefflarry4944 3 года назад +1

      @dragontimur ah yes, that's the one, vielen Dank

  • @florian76
    @florian76 3 года назад +1

    Grüße aus Deutschland. Great story, great video. Making up words in Egypt was my favorite.

  • @mirachan4830
    @mirachan4830 3 года назад +5

    "Schnappi das kleine Krokodil" omg😂😂😂

  • @agme8045
    @agme8045 3 года назад +88

    You could have told the Egyptian girl danish words and she wouldn’t have noticed lol

  • @theClassicsaddict
    @theClassicsaddict 3 года назад +129

    As a german I can approve that everything u did was what I did after I got born.

    • @fireskorpion396
      @fireskorpion396 3 года назад +3

      Ich auch

    • @theClassicsaddict
      @theClassicsaddict 3 года назад +3

      @@fireskorpion396 schön das du getestet hast ob ich deutsch bin. haha

    • @fireskorpion396
      @fireskorpion396 3 года назад +2

      @@theClassicsaddict immer :D

    • @frederikjrgensen252
      @frederikjrgensen252 3 года назад +1

      @@theClassicsaddict I think a lot of Danes can apply for German citizenship. But they just do not know it. I found out recently that I have great grandfather who were born in Schleswig Holstein before the border was redrawn. Which means allot of Danes can apply for though birth.

    • @theClassicsaddict
      @theClassicsaddict 3 года назад +1

      @@frederikjrgensen252 your great grandfather was technichly a german before the borders were redrawn?!?!?!?! omg thats amazing!!!

  • @alekseimaccleod3899
    @alekseimaccleod3899 2 года назад +2

    Perlenbacher at your Germanniversary: I see you are man of taste!

  • @julientumat3759
    @julientumat3759 3 года назад +2

    Du bist eine Legende! :D

  • @channeleditor9335
    @channeleditor9335 3 года назад +33

    10:30 "but I didn't really know anyone else but Merkel" I was going to mention a particular Painter, but he's Austrian

  • @partlycurrent
    @partlycurrent 3 года назад +83

    "I bought some german beer" sagt er und kauf Perlenbacher in der Dose.

    • @ATRIXstudio
      @ATRIXstudio 3 года назад +7

      Haram

    • @alidaniel11
      @alidaniel11 3 года назад +2

      Immer noch besser als Öttinger

    • @the_retag
      @the_retag 3 года назад +3

      @@alidaniel11 was hast du gegen öttinger

    • @randomdude2026
      @randomdude2026 3 года назад +2

      @@the_retag Es ist ranzig

    • @fjellyo3261
      @fjellyo3261 3 года назад +1

      @@randomdude2026 Oettinger geht eigentlich, vorallem das Export. Aber Sterni ist immernoch das kultigste Billigbier

  • @kasunperera763
    @kasunperera763 2 года назад +1

    I really like how this guy presenting it.

  • @haseebkamran3051
    @haseebkamran3051 2 года назад +2

    Ej du er så sej! Elsker dine videoer! xD

  • @SquallNN
    @SquallNN 3 года назад +99

    I'm German, 24, and I am not even sure if I ever ate Sauerkraut in my life. Also it must have been years since I even saw this dish for the last time

    • @henning8737
      @henning8737 3 года назад

      Wir hatten das oft in der Kantine 😂

    • @monkey_8227
      @monkey_8227 3 года назад +4

      Ich finde es mega ekelig, bisher nur ein mal in meinem Leben gegessen. 😅

    • @dr_j0nes
      @dr_j0nes 3 года назад +13

      Esse ich regelmäßig. Mega nice m.M.n.

    • @papaquonis
      @papaquonis 3 года назад +5

      But do you like Swiss people?

    • @henning8737
      @henning8737 3 года назад +3

      @@papaquonis no 😂😂😂

  • @monmonfiasco6391
    @monmonfiasco6391 3 года назад +490

    Best way to celebrate being German is Going to Poland and use Belgium as a route going to Paris 😎

    • @jakubpuchalski2583
      @jakubpuchalski2583 3 года назад +50

      And then going to russia with the bros

    • @isaacz.8349
      @isaacz.8349 3 года назад +47

      And then reminding everyone that it was all the Austrians idea

    • @kilianfirebolt
      @kilianfirebolt 3 года назад +3

      Poland is a bridge- germans

    • @BraunStavanger
      @BraunStavanger 3 года назад +4

      @@jakubpuchalski2583 and chill

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 года назад +1

      @@isaacz.8349 It was KhAnubis

  • @quuxjn2452
    @quuxjn2452 2 года назад +3

    6:33 "should I like Swiss people?" as a swiss, yes you should

  • @hanshans4006
    @hanshans4006 3 года назад +6

    I'm from Germany and it was quite fun to watch this video😂

    • @julek4248
      @julek4248 3 года назад +1

      Für mich auch

  • @Max-to6rm
    @Max-to6rm 3 года назад +80

    I did this to become Hungarian a couple years ago! My grandfather was Hungarian and I have alot of family in Budepest which allowed me to get myself a Hungarian passport without ever learning the language or living in the country (I currently live in Canada). This opened alot of doors for me in terms of travel in the same way a German passport helps you. It was an excellent investment and only cost me about 130CAD. Anywho great video and I just wanted to share!

    • @NewNicator
      @NewNicator 3 года назад +1

      I did the same thing to get a Czech passport (living in the U.K.), but I can speak Czech and travel there frequently.

    • @HelloHello-yn7mj
      @HelloHello-yn7mj 3 года назад +1

      Don’t you need to speak Hungarian for that? My grandparents were born in Hungary and I always thought that I could only qualify if I learned Hungarian

    • @user-or5rq6fk1x
      @user-or5rq6fk1x 3 года назад +1

      I could do the same with Denmark but since the German passport I have is better there’s no need for me to do it.

    • @Max-to6rm
      @Max-to6rm 3 года назад +1

      @@HelloHello-yn7mj Im learning the language now but no much like Germany you don't need a good grasp of the language before applying. So things may have changed as this was quite a few years ago but I would say go for it!

    • @Simon-go3rk
      @Simon-go3rk 3 года назад

      @@HelloHello-yn7mj you don't need such a high language level, there are actually courses were you learn just the few phrases necessary for getting the nationality

  • @hobela8515
    @hobela8515 3 года назад +86

    If you can’t beat them join them.
    Romania, Hungary, and Bulgaria: Write that down !

    • @vrenak
      @vrenak 3 года назад +3

      I like Uffe Ellemanns version "If you can't join them, beat them"

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Год назад +1

    I really miss when youtube was full of videos like thid

  • @michelleken.
    @michelleken. 2 года назад +2

    This is the most hilarious video I've seen in months lmao

  • @albertoaguilar9773
    @albertoaguilar9773 3 года назад +70

    I love this guy's attitude and sense of humor and how he became a german citizen in a few weeks. What's next becoming an ambassador at UN ?

    • @xml9911
      @xml9911 3 года назад +8

      Don’t challenge him

  • @pyrojr_
    @pyrojr_ 3 года назад +58

    Apparently we have one thing in common, we both hated and didn't pay attention in German class 😂

    • @bachibak
      @bachibak 3 года назад +17

      Im German and also hate German classes

    • @pyrojr_
      @pyrojr_ 3 года назад +1

      @@bachibak lol

    • @fireskorpion396
      @fireskorpion396 3 года назад

      @@bachibak same
      Hatte heute sogar noch ne Klausur in Deutsch :(

    • @belgium6552
      @belgium6552 3 года назад +1

      I love German classes.

    • @Iamtheliquor
      @Iamtheliquor 3 года назад +1

      Im British and I did really well at German in school and can still speak it to a certain degree even 30 years since i left school

  • @maxglendale7614
    @maxglendale7614 2 года назад

    Awesome video! Hilarious!