THE Greatest GTA Roleplay Hijinks Ever Captured

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @OkonkwoBigYams
    @OkonkwoBigYams 5 лет назад +5359

    When Rockwell is lying in the street role playing being injured that broke me

    • @titinilofle
      @titinilofle 5 лет назад +540

      Remarkable dedication, truly.

    • @mvnkycheez
      @mvnkycheez 5 лет назад +60

      AAHAHAHHA YEAh

    • @Crysis1334
      @Crysis1334 5 лет назад +458

      He fucking burned that officer with his lifeless body on the curb lol

    • @QuackyPoo
      @QuackyPoo 5 лет назад +425

      Just imagine the 30 year old man behind that computer

    • @danielkingston5731
      @danielkingston5731 5 лет назад +740

      "Yeah don't fuckin shoot him...good call"
      I hope to be that sassy as I lay dying

  • @KarlPHorse
    @KarlPHorse 5 лет назад +4264

    Everyone is talking about Rockwell staying in character, but my man Jaboody didn't drop the lisp once.

    • @hughotterson6590
      @hughotterson6590 5 лет назад +433

      Yeah, he was really impressive how he never cracked, even when he was laughing

    • @fishfischer4236
      @fishfischer4236 5 лет назад +309

      He even did emotes to add to the character

    • @hughotterson6590
      @hughotterson6590 5 лет назад +221

      @@fishfischer4236 The "GodDAMN!" When Blinko was working out was PERFECTLY TIMED

    • @JazzMstrGeneral
      @JazzMstrGeneral 5 лет назад +45

      Holy shit I knew I recognized that lisp.

    • @mona-pu8dy
      @mona-pu8dy 5 лет назад +18

      i'm pretty sure he has a mouthpiece in?

  • @papazomberu
    @papazomberu 5 лет назад +3541

    1:58 "how does it fare in the water?"
    Excellent foreshadowing

    • @AndrewTheBeast31
      @AndrewTheBeast31 5 лет назад +61

      Holy shit....

    • @beastcrozby4384
      @beastcrozby4384 5 лет назад +119

      Its pretty excellent when it's raining out.
      *THATS NOT WHAT HE MEANT*

    • @MRElroy321
      @MRElroy321 5 лет назад +43

      I just made boom boom in my pants your move creep

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 2 года назад +1

      He just knew some shit would happen

  • @donovancooper229
    @donovancooper229 5 лет назад +5239

    “How does it fare in water?” He foreshadowed the WHOLE THING

    • @TABBYMUSIC
      @TABBYMUSIC 4 года назад +225

      Holy shit this lore is deep af

    • @devilpistons1269
      @devilpistons1269 4 года назад +71

      Ocean: The Sequel

    • @RIPITIR
      @RIPITIR 4 года назад +68

      Oh my god, you don't know about the reservoir?

    • @bearmandev
      @bearmandev 4 года назад +48

      That, my friends, is known as Chekov's Shotgun.

    • @mgm105
      @mgm105 4 года назад +32

      So we going ocean, right? Ocean

  • @misterskeleton1397
    @misterskeleton1397 5 лет назад +1518

    "how does it fare in the water?"
    "It does pretty awesome in the rain"
    You poor naive fool

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 5 лет назад +22

      Hey McFly you bojo, the car don't work on water, unless you got *POOOWAAAAAAAHHH*

    • @sausy6586
      @sausy6586 5 лет назад +37

      Damn that foreshadowing...

    • @TiredofGaming
      @TiredofGaming 5 лет назад +1

      @@LetsGoGetThem powah alvays beats powah

    • @AlphaAlarmClock
      @AlphaAlarmClock 5 лет назад +1

      @@sausy6586 ikr XD

  • @bifuriousbeech2603
    @bifuriousbeech2603 5 лет назад +4253

    I didn't realize how serious people could get with gta rps until that cop started listing Chris' virtual rights

    • @pugtato2196
      @pugtato2196 5 лет назад +17

      lynkash meh what severe is this on

    • @paulthoresen8241
      @paulthoresen8241 5 лет назад +294

      I didn't even know this was a thing. GTA is the last place I would expect roleplaying

    • @UridonTheMaster
      @UridonTheMaster 5 лет назад +43

      Pug Tato severity level 10

    • @pugtato2196
      @pugtato2196 5 лет назад +4

      Uridon no I mean server

    • @vera5171
      @vera5171 5 лет назад +179

      Yeah on some servers they have whole court cases, swat raids, lawyers, etc.

  • @falkuistion
    @falkuistion 5 лет назад +2389

    the rush of adrenaline i felt when chris stole that car while he was getting chased by the cop was absolutely unreal

    • @ricejenkins4973
      @ricejenkins4973 5 лет назад +116

      especially in a game where stealing cars is the most common activity

    • @JL-fc7ti
      @JL-fc7ti 5 лет назад +13

      Bro I'm telling u. Watch more GTA rp. It is amazing stuff

    • @squeegeemcgee
      @squeegeemcgee 5 лет назад +54

      you can *hear* the adrenaline in Chris' voice at 19:10, this video is the shit lmao

    • @mouseonthestreets8675
      @mouseonthestreets8675 5 лет назад +5

      falkuistion god I felt that in the depths on my soul

    • @masterroshi5573
      @masterroshi5573 5 лет назад

      a nice way to get adrenaline

  • @Skullkan6
    @Skullkan6 5 лет назад +3404

    The best part of this is that Blinko makes total sense as a GTA character

    • @thehaloring90
      @thehaloring90 5 лет назад +564

      Oney ended up being the most immersed role player of them all

    • @frost_dias
      @frost_dias 5 лет назад +508

      @@thehaloring90 The part about patenting the reservoir tip is exactly some shit you'd find in an actual GTA story, it was dead on

    • @iamhughmun
      @iamhughmun 5 лет назад +56

      @@frost_dias That part had me dying

    • @troglodyte1378
      @troglodyte1378 5 лет назад +212

      He got banned from Grand Theft Auto...
      ...for committing Grand Theft Auto

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 3 года назад +9

      @@troglodyte1378 he got banned for more than that

  • @itsfuujii
    @itsfuujii 5 лет назад +889

    It all went downhill when he said it was only a 2 seater

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 лет назад +40

      Jaboody could've ridden in the trunk

    • @0tterhead
      @0tterhead 5 лет назад +18

      thats the tagline for this short film

  • @effiloveappl3
    @effiloveappl3 5 лет назад +645

    rockwell being hit by a car in a video game: * rasping voice * yes...dont shoot him...g-good call...

    • @GetOffMyDick00
      @GetOffMyDick00 5 лет назад +95

      Rockwell? more like turbo virgin supreme

    • @ChazMcRich1
      @ChazMcRich1 5 лет назад +110

      That was the best part. He SOLD IT

    • @Guruc13
      @Guruc13 5 лет назад +92

      That Rockwell guy never broke RP. That is what we call a Consummate Professional

    • @Zeraphyr_
      @Zeraphyr_ 5 лет назад +9

      Not sure that the 'Consummate Professional' status in GTA Roleplaying is gonna do him much good on a resume, sadly...

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 5 лет назад +22

      Say what you will, he stayed in character and that takes humility.

  • @brodem
    @brodem 5 лет назад +2015

    I love how Justin absolutely refuses to break character

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 лет назад +18

      What's his youtube?

    • @brodem
      @brodem 5 лет назад +81

      Jaboody dubs, I believe

    • @vaultboy911
      @vaultboy911 5 лет назад +32

      oh yeah yeah JaboodyStudios for Twitch stream vods and JaboodyDubs for their main content

    • @madjack1748
      @madjack1748 5 лет назад +19

      @@yourlocalpunkposer8107 Jab00dyDubs, fuckin' hilarious channel.

    • @WardragonLog101
      @WardragonLog101 5 лет назад +3

      Is that Mike from RLM in your profile?

  • @HermanManly
    @HermanManly 5 лет назад +7224

    Imagine banning someone for committing Grand Theft Auto in the game called Grand Theft Auto

    • @FunielAudio
      @FunielAudio 4 года назад +77

      @@AdamuCinema Jesus dude, maybe English isn't his first language (or second... Or third) oh wait you name is actually cancercore... Go on then

    • @Mxlsptlk
      @Mxlsptlk 4 года назад +267

      They live in a virtual society, and simulated criminals in that virtual society must be punished to ensure that that virtual society doesn't break down into a simulated version of chaos.

    • @jcstides
      @jcstides 4 года назад +58

      Lucius Stryker yeah but we don’t give people the death sentence for stealing a car

    • @jcstides
      @jcstides 4 года назад +17

      Zeebedee101 that’s the sadder part

    • @Mxlsptlk
      @Mxlsptlk 4 года назад +45

      @@fireflocs @fireflocs Being banned is a virtual punishment. Chris's avatar was removed from the server. Think of it like a simulation of the British dropping prisoners off in Australia. He was banished from a developed, simulated world because of his inability to live in a civilized, computer generated society and sent far away (to other servers) never to be seen again.

  • @Afunnylittlefellow
    @Afunnylittlefellow 5 лет назад +1532

    You ever casually lift weights while you're buying a car

  • @thecultguy
    @thecultguy 5 лет назад +431

    Thank you Jaboody for being the perfect sidekick/hypeman.
    "Patented that little bubble at the tip... the reservoir!"

    • @alfalfa301
      @alfalfa301 5 лет назад +12

      I know right, he's the perfect sidekick for blinko

    • @thecultguy
      @thecultguy 5 лет назад +9

      Blinko you're really powerful, your dad owns half the city, makes condoms...

  • @Monkey-rk4xi
    @Monkey-rk4xi 2 года назад +1383

    It’s really incredible that these people log onto the computer to roleplay being a normal person lmao

    • @Monkey-rk4xi
      @Monkey-rk4xi 2 года назад +219

      Infinitely more pathetic is logging onto GTA to roleplay a cop

    • @erikL794
      @erikL794 2 года назад +111

      @@Monkey-rk4xi would love to rp as a crooked cop tho

    • @oatmeal710
      @oatmeal710 2 года назад +60

      it's lame to play it straight like this guy and the cop but it's fun to mess around

    • @gaysatan4565
      @gaysatan4565 2 года назад +1

      Better than the fucking Nazi role players in gmod lmao

    • @TheKingOfRooks
      @TheKingOfRooks 2 года назад +121

      One of the old GTA4 servers was so fucking annoying and no-life you had to fill out an actual New York Concealed Carry Permit application to get a pistol

  • @mitchelle2200
    @mitchelle2200 5 лет назад +1705

    Baby make boom boom,
    your move,
    c r e e p

  • @MorfsPrower
    @MorfsPrower 5 лет назад +1723

    "How does it fare underwater?"
    Jaboody really brought the whole thing full circle from the getgo.

  • @callofduckies3298
    @callofduckies3298 5 лет назад +2286

    The fact that you ran over the guy with his own car that he was trying to sell to you is extremely funny

    • @silkworm2595
      @silkworm2595 5 лет назад +129

      Right after "this guy tried scamming me" because it only had 2 seats

    • @josephmartinez8725
      @josephmartinez8725 5 лет назад +106

      The best part was it wasn’t intentional it was pure timing and luck that got him

    • @fiestylilwrangler9222
      @fiestylilwrangler9222 5 лет назад +9

      Situational Irony amirite?

    • @zachabsher5528
      @zachabsher5528 5 лет назад +4

      Didnt even mean too😂😂😂

  • @57mac01
    @57mac01 4 года назад +781

    "Baby make boom-boom. Your move, creep" Is probably one of the best lines in oneyplays

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum 5 лет назад +855

    I like how Rockwell is acting like he's actually dying at the end.

    • @furguts
      @furguts 5 лет назад +82

      ThirdSpectrum he was in the cops stream like “he....just fucking hit me...”

    • @therabiddonkeynipple612
      @therabiddonkeynipple612 5 лет назад +168

      "Yeah....dont shoot him....good call...."

    • @asym6009
      @asym6009 5 лет назад +4

      furguts Do you have a link to the stream?

    • @zionfreeman303
      @zionfreeman303 5 лет назад +20

      that's roleplay for ya lol

    • @furguts
      @furguts 5 лет назад +1

      @@asym6009 20:06

  • @El_Andru
    @El_Andru 5 лет назад +2587

    I actually love these cops who actually chase you instead of teleporting and freeze the deviant. Its more thrilling

    • @trystero8227
      @trystero8227 5 лет назад +220

      Lol cops should not be doing that you need to find a new server.

    • @hahaisntitfunny5579
      @hahaisntitfunny5579 5 лет назад +188

      If they teleport and freeze you you're in the wrong server. Who does that?

    • @spartankongcountry6799
      @spartankongcountry6799 5 лет назад +159

      This cop seems like a cool guy just for not abusing commands.

    • @oakleygee5616
      @oakleygee5616 5 лет назад +78

      @@hahaisntitfunny5579 gmod server admins

    • @HeShoeTooBig
      @HeShoeTooBig 5 лет назад +21

      @@oakleygee5616 geez thats so lame. idk who would want to play on RP servers like taht.

  • @g_dudette1138
    @g_dudette1138 5 лет назад +8772

    Petition for Chris to troll more roleplay servers.

  • @Galvajon
    @Galvajon 5 лет назад +4415

    I think the best part of this was hearing Oney's insane screaming from the other guy's stream.

    • @spatialrain7139
      @spatialrain7139 5 лет назад +70

      Agreed. Wonder who it is streaming though, any idea?

    • @HermanManly
      @HermanManly 5 лет назад +154

      @@yoshiknight3680 It was the cop who just happened to be livestreaming

    • @dom6002
      @dom6002 4 года назад +173

      FRREYOOOH... WUUUUOH!!

    • @anthonysolano4027
      @anthonysolano4027 4 года назад +35

      It was the jaboody boys

    • @kittehsoup
      @kittehsoup 4 года назад +98

      Next to Rockwell pretending like he actually got hit by a car

  • @GhostonGuitar
    @GhostonGuitar 5 лет назад +974

    I love when Chris does his different voices.

  • @HeroesLeftInMan
    @HeroesLeftInMan 5 лет назад +537

    The fact the dude was streaming and Rockwell gave him sass after getting run over is the best ever.

    • @squeegeemcgee
      @squeegeemcgee 5 лет назад +75

      “yeah, don’t fuckin shoot ‘em... good call.”

    • @kaptainNayNay
      @kaptainNayNay 5 лет назад +22

      @@squeegeemcgee I actually appreciate that he RPed that. Adds to the comedy.
      Still think they should be more tolerant with permabanning though we don't know what else Oney did

    • @Nathanelsematters
      @Nathanelsematters 5 лет назад +3

      @@kaptainNayNay He has got another role play video from about a year back, can't remember what he got up to in it, but it might help explain!

  • @oomoom9714
    @oomoom9714 5 лет назад +562

    "How does this fare in water" is possibly the best case of real-life foreshadowing that could've ever happened

  • @solophentii3468
    @solophentii3468 5 лет назад +3425

    Blinko risked being arrested or killed going back to pick up Derrick. Clearly we are overlooking how good of friends they are!!

    • @youseenednedisdead
      @youseenednedisdead 4 года назад +141

      then he drove him into the water while he was cuffed in a car

    • @mgm105
      @mgm105 4 года назад +53

      Derrick definitely died in the stunt.

    • @NoaWatchVideo
      @NoaWatchVideo 4 года назад +45

      Derrick sounds like a real dude who would live in sandy shores I love him

    • @blackdragon5274
      @blackdragon5274 3 года назад +12

      @@mgm105 Legends say he now hangs out with a new friend, Merlin

    • @wujumbo2480
      @wujumbo2480 3 года назад +9

      @Bugsnax 2077 OST Merlin is his Incel D&D friend played by MiltonTPike1. Its always cool seeing people from the Jaboody show hangout with people like Oney and Oney's other friends like Stamper and RicePirateMick. They gotta collab like this more.

  • @thewooz7398
    @thewooz7398 5 лет назад +875

    "But can I rely on the wheels?"
    *Kicks wheels and windows violently explode.*

    • @vincenzo082
      @vincenzo082 5 лет назад

      Oh fuck, it got me so bad.

    • @ellenwheeler5247
      @ellenwheeler5247 5 лет назад +3

      the *hwheels*

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 8 месяцев назад

      That’s like saying “hey man how’re you doing” and then snapping someone’s neck

  • @StrawberryMooosic
    @StrawberryMooosic 5 лет назад +926

    Not gonna lie, the fact that the RP dude sold it instead of getting butthurt is almost impressive. That's dedication.

    • @sludgesage1054
      @sludgesage1054 5 лет назад +63

      Never break kayfabe lol

    • @BR-ty3hx
      @BR-ty3hx 5 лет назад +52

      @@sludgesage1054 Rockwell's a true ring vet

    • @shqipni0625
      @shqipni0625 5 лет назад +1

      He is the Jaboody Dubs guy

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 5 лет назад +1

      BLOOD JXHK Not the Rockwell guy

    • @shqipni0625
      @shqipni0625 5 лет назад

      @@Strummie derrick his friend is the Jaboody Dubs

  • @bluntsummary1666
    @bluntsummary1666 5 лет назад +2233

    I need an entire Netflix/Adult Swim series following the adventures of Blinko and Derrick

    • @jackmclean9529
      @jackmclean9529 5 лет назад +13

      @Savannah Sandoval without a doubt Adult Swim.

    • @rigomcfuzzyhead
      @rigomcfuzzyhead 5 лет назад +4

      Dude YES

    • @dylanhackett3971
      @dylanhackett3971 5 лет назад +16

      Oney and Jaboody need to get a hold of Adult Swim and pitch it to them ASAP

    • @cristianaxxxxel7266
      @cristianaxxxxel7266 5 лет назад +10

      Highheels and Derpman
      This summer check out Los Santos most notorious duo
      THIS SUMMER check out the powerful and strong buff guy like Blinko HighHeels and his super back side Spotter Derrick Derpman try to purchase a fully loaded BMW
      This summer join in on the fun at 7-8 central standard time on the CW4Kids

    • @plink4017
      @plink4017 5 лет назад +2

      The hijinks of Blinko and Derrick-

  • @thegenerates1214
    @thegenerates1214 5 лет назад +3785

    Rockwell groaning in pain sarcastically about how not shooting them was a good call is some reddit gold tier RP

    • @DustyLizard85
      @DustyLizard85 4 года назад +212

      That was definitely some great rp there lol

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 4 года назад +41

      What if you were

    • @cbabygags2553
      @cbabygags2553 3 года назад +38

      I wasn't at all prepared for that, but it was amazing

    • @cheetoschrist5685
      @cheetoschrist5685 3 года назад +234

      I think the "Slap my ass and i'll take a finger" line was even better, he takes such a stupid nonsense insult and responds with the lamest, most cringe inducing "I am da COOLEST" line ever

    • @idkjordash
      @idkjordash 3 года назад +42

      @@cheetoschrist5685 and it adds to the original comment if you think of it in a different light

  • @ahumoroususername
    @ahumoroususername 5 лет назад +1562

    The ability to literally flex on someone has not been utilized enough in modern gaming

  • @whatajamjamboree
    @whatajamjamboree 5 лет назад +501

    The sudden cuts from Chris laughing hysterically to the calmness of Rockwell laying injured on the ground were some of the most amazing things I’ve ever witnessed

    • @XLamonteCoxX
      @XLamonteCoxX 5 лет назад +3

      I fully expect someone to animate it.

  • @haiperbus
    @haiperbus 5 лет назад +1752

    "Baby make boom boom. Your move, creep"
    That sounds like a something from Xavier Renogade Angel, idk why

    • @projectsinclair
      @projectsinclair 5 лет назад +47

      Best series

    • @sleepydogboy5599
      @sleepydogboy5599 5 лет назад +35

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only person that thought this

    • @garbotank
      @garbotank 5 лет назад +33

      I was also thinking Chris had an XRA voice going here

    • @swagmcfly3280
      @swagmcfly3280 5 лет назад +19

      “Your move creep” is a robocop line but man your comment is spot on lol

    • @alexxcold
      @alexxcold 5 лет назад +1

      I THOUGHT THIS TOO AAAAH

  • @conkface
    @conkface 9 месяцев назад +36

    Dude gets run over and has the energy to respond with a sassy quip like it's a Marvel movie.

  • @seanm241
    @seanm241 5 лет назад +3257

    This is the perfect GTA video. The story starts off as a simple car sale but culminates into an intense police chase that had my cheeks clenched in suspense. Masterfully done

    • @RobbieRothschild
      @RobbieRothschild 5 лет назад +53

      It speaks to us as a society

    • @Blurry.Z
      @Blurry.Z 5 лет назад +74

      It was a more convincing GTA story than anything Rockstar has written

    • @plink4017
      @plink4017 5 лет назад +31

      "PLEASE, SIR- I CANT GO BACK-" -Blinko chased by a policeman-

    • @therabiddonkeynipple612
      @therabiddonkeynipple612 5 лет назад +26

      It's an actual perfect story arc

    • @jacobknepp2925
      @jacobknepp2925 4 года назад +2

      Sean Is that you

  • @williamenglish9497
    @williamenglish9497 5 лет назад +2377

    A fully fleshed out story with a solid beginning, middle, and end, all within 20 mins. Outstanding.

    • @lucascampbell8521
      @lucascampbell8521 5 лет назад +28

      The best short film of all time

    • @Conesworth
      @Conesworth 5 лет назад +9

      You mean like a TV episode?

    • @frydsaman6857
      @frydsaman6857 5 лет назад +12

      @@Conesworth Except tv episodes already have established stories that they can follow

    • @Woter_X
      @Woter_X 5 лет назад +3

      This is so dam good!

  • @wendigovanderblitz4823
    @wendigovanderblitz4823 5 лет назад +933

    *(kicks car's window)*
    *(window breaks)*
    *Chris:* As you can see here, I'm not buying it, it's broken.

  • @Gun-boi
    @Gun-boi 5 лет назад +3763

    I think the real thing to note is that Rockwell had the cop in his pocket. There is no way they would've sided with Chris even in a neutral situation. Even in GTA RP the police are corrupt smh

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 5 лет назад +120

      That's fucked up!

    • @PzGsephy
      @PzGsephy 5 лет назад +65

      thats TFRP for you :^)

    • @mal0561
      @mal0561 5 лет назад +219

      Who’s chris? I only know Blinko

    • @agustinrosado1153
      @agustinrosado1153 4 года назад +207

      Well seeing how Blinko was carrying and flaunting those big guns I get why they'd frame him as a criminal

    • @AceGaimz
      @AceGaimz 4 года назад +94

      ACAB

  • @MrShinobiguy
    @MrShinobiguy 5 лет назад +1082

    “Holt shit Blinko you’re crazy, Floor it maan!”

  • @radicool86
    @radicool86 5 лет назад +320

    I really hope there's more
    "Yeah don't shoot him, good call"

  • @bhgameman
    @bhgameman 5 лет назад +4617

    In this video Oney successfully;
    Pissed off the guy and wrecked his car
    Convinced the police for a moment with a convincing story
    Got away from the cops
    Killed the car owner
    And drove the totaled but still functioning vehicle into the ocean.
    10 out of 10

    • @lqu
      @lqu 5 лет назад +114

      Well, he didn't *KILL* the car owner. He just ran him over. And you could see he was still alive later in the video.

    • @livingghost5930
      @livingghost5930 5 лет назад +30

      also he let the cop take his ID

    • @borntobebroken
      @borntobebroken 5 лет назад +7

      spoilers bro..

    • @spookytimejunction
      @spookytimejunction 5 лет назад +23

      Chris isn't allowed outside his hose because of this

    • @plink4017
      @plink4017 5 лет назад +1

      This is why we have nice things-

  • @Jack22VV
    @Jack22VV 5 лет назад +2170

    I would act the same way if my dad invented the reservoir of a condom

    • @onionmctwist
      @onionmctwist 4 года назад +92

      That patent's worth a whole $15!

    • @noahnishimura2967
      @noahnishimura2967 4 года назад +7

      we all would

    • @bruhsteven
      @bruhsteven 3 года назад +5

      LMAO

    • @idkjordash
      @idkjordash 3 года назад +3

      With that much power who wouldn’t?

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson 2 года назад +6

      And his granddad invented high heels. What a family.

  • @Feldspar
    @Feldspar 5 лет назад +1453

    Rockwell - Choatic Good
    McCreedy - Lawful Good
    Derpman - True Neutral
    Blinko - Chaotic Neutral

    • @Archyoda7
      @Archyoda7 5 лет назад +9

      Feldspar Trying to get past Ministorum censors I see.

    • @hairychesticles1
      @hairychesticles1 5 лет назад +31

      @Uncle Ho sassy good

    • @Oh-Ben
      @Oh-Ben 5 лет назад +2

      *Macready

    • @Feldspar
      @Feldspar 5 лет назад +31

      @@stare9922 disagree, he did things because he could, not for malicious intent

    • @aleph7056
      @aleph7056 5 лет назад

      ONE GOD REJECTED!

  • @camscrappychannel2970
    @camscrappychannel2970 5 лет назад +380

    This roleplay is so good the police even have bodycams.

  • @daviscarr1999
    @daviscarr1999 5 лет назад +1530

    You know that deep down those guys love that Chris gave them some excitement in their bland, made up lives.

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 5 лет назад +374

      @DontListen ToMe dude i was thinking the same thing. this shit wouldn't be as hilarious if the cop and that rockwell dude weren't 100% COMMITED to the RP, even when dealing with obvious trolls. God bless these guys, wherever basement they be dwelling atm.

    • @AdjustableSquelch
      @AdjustableSquelch 5 лет назад +19

      well if there was nobody misbehaving whats the point of roleplaying the cop?

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 11 месяцев назад +1

      Never stop tole playing

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 8 месяцев назад

      You’d think

  • @pokemonsisters
    @pokemonsisters 5 лет назад +1066

    Blinko is the 2010’s Patrick Bateman. There are real cinematic parallels between the alley scene in American Psycho and the car purchase scene.

  • @MorfsPrower
    @MorfsPrower 5 лет назад +358

    You can't have a roleplay server without criminals, and honestly this was one of their best psycho attacks yet.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 5 лет назад +1

      Or Cops.

    • @Tuxwell
      @Tuxwell 5 лет назад +21

      I'll be honest, this video has made me want to try these servers out, I wanna round up some buddies and steal a car in a roleplay myself now

  • @Jordunk
    @Jordunk 5 лет назад +715

    Chris always messes with people in the most hilarious ways possible while still not resorting to being toxic like so many others. A true master of the craft.

  • @StrifeRixa
    @StrifeRixa 5 лет назад +516

    I like the totally serious roleplayer chasing you down with a gun and then telling you to back off like you're trying to kill him

    • @PAUL14D
      @PAUL14D 5 лет назад +99

      Florida man simulator 2019

    • @a_random_hollow
      @a_random_hollow 5 лет назад +42

      he always wanted to be a police officer

    • @SatiricalRobbie
      @SatiricalRobbie 5 лет назад +24

      That guy's character died and he now roleplays as a police officer.
      Truly GRIPPING social commentary

    • @BALLSLAPNIFICENT_
      @BALLSLAPNIFICENT_ 5 лет назад +3

      Antifa members all act like that guy

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 5 лет назад +10

      @@BALLSLAPNIFICENT_
      I mean, he got called to a remote area under false pretenses by two obviously insane people who damaged his car (twice), stole a different car and almost killed him.
      I think calling the police and grabbing a gun was a prudent decision.

  • @paulthoresen8241
    @paulthoresen8241 4 года назад +586

    I like how this all starts from an accident, Chris wasn't expecting the window to shatter from kicking the tire

    • @willywakka7830
      @willywakka7830 2 года назад +16

      I wasnt expecting it either. Is that what usually happens?

    • @Plaguenide
      @Plaguenide Год назад

      @@willywakka7830 Yeah, cars are wack in gta

    • @concrete_river
      @concrete_river 7 месяцев назад +1

      Where would fate have taken them if the car simply had 5 seats

  • @mudnugget7801
    @mudnugget7801 5 лет назад +249

    Amazing contrast between the paralyzed car crash victim and the maniacal laughter of his assailants

  • @destroyahx908
    @destroyahx908 5 лет назад +350

    Blinko died as he lived, drowning in a stolen car while weightlifting after sharting in front of a police officer.

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 5 лет назад +1562

    1:58 "How does it fair in water?"
    THEY PLANNED THE ENTIRE THING FROM THE BEGINNING!
    *_Oney has ascended to God Tier Troll._*

  • @mrm6923
    @mrm6923 4 года назад +508

    Image Rockwell’s perspective. He was just trying to sell his car and then it got totaled, later he was followed to his business where the police showed up, after that he got ran over by a car and got taken into an ambulance. Beautiful

    • @kadesjunkdrawer2233
      @kadesjunkdrawer2233 3 года назад +68

      But he was also kind of a sperg so it worked out

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 2 года назад +17

      Not just a car, HIS car

  • @PdwardEarrales
    @PdwardEarrales 5 лет назад +787

    “Your engine is stalled. Be careful and don’t flood it” The game foreshadowed what would happen next

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 5 лет назад +33

      "How does it fair in water?" He said like 2 minutes in

  • @whiskeytango9040
    @whiskeytango9040 5 лет назад +1788

    Commit grand theft auto in GTAV.
    Get banned.
    🤔

    • @4thSurviver
      @4thSurviver 5 лет назад +85

      Well he did try to commit vehicular homicide a couple of times in there. I guess in a RP sense permabanned would life without parole in prison.

    • @lemmygrad5425
      @lemmygrad5425 5 лет назад +20

      I really want to see the other guys twitch stream

    • @DKPGames
      @DKPGames 5 лет назад +13

      @@4thSurviver but wouldnt make sense only if they caught him?

    • @flashmozzg
      @flashmozzg 5 лет назад +3

      @@DKPGames They have his ID.

    • @DKPGames
      @DKPGames 5 лет назад +36

      @@flashmozzg but isnt technically cheating because they didnt arrest him in the roleplay?

  • @noway9320
    @noway9320 5 лет назад +473

    you just pulled off the greatest heist ever
    No evidence for the cops to find, 1 witness silenced, faked your own death, etc.

    • @KowOneOhTwo
      @KowOneOhTwo 5 лет назад +55

      Steal car
      Kill owner
      Fake own death
      Destroy car
      Profit

    • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
      @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 5 лет назад +6

      Well, the cop has their IDs

    • @noway9320
      @noway9320 5 лет назад +46

      Yunz06 He can have all the IDs in the world. They went completely off the grid.

  • @AnuxeL
    @AnuxeL 5 лет назад +485

    I love how Chris and that streamer are playing the same game and having completely different experiences in terms of fun

    • @AnuxeL
      @AnuxeL 2 года назад +8

      @horriblepancake The ‘that streamer’ I was referring to was the dude that got run over

  • @unclewatermelon8062
    @unclewatermelon8062 5 лет назад +2230

    Never have I been attached to characters more than blinko and derrick

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 4 года назад +45

      Jaboody does whole streams with Derrick Derpman

    • @Mythonaut
      @Mythonaut 4 года назад +29

      I need an entire series dedicated to their exploits

  • @damionmcmillan1714
    @damionmcmillan1714 5 лет назад +721

    You committed an actual, and great grand theft auto, in grand theft auto. I didnt think you could get better.

    • @LolLordy
      @LolLordy 5 лет назад +38

      It's literal grand theft auto roleplay, in both meanings of the name

  • @DandyZero
    @DandyZero 5 лет назад +1236

    Blinko Highheels is plot armor done right. I was skeptical about how his character would be portrayed and if it would have the same energy, but oneystudios adapted this manga so perfectly that it's obvious they understood the material on even a symbolic level. I hope they stick with it for season two

    • @losilluminadoszealot6084
      @losilluminadoszealot6084 5 лет назад +35

      I am so fucking symbolically confused on such a martial level that my understanding of the premises of the comment has lowered into nothing.

    • @DefeatedRoyalist
      @DefeatedRoyalist 5 лет назад +1

      This comment is too good 😂

  • @jontanks1
    @jontanks1 5 лет назад +865

    The fact that my boy Oney cameback for his friend makes this epic

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 4 года назад +18

      Truely a gentalmen he remained doing what he wanted in the end and made it out!

  • @ChaseFace
    @ChaseFace 5 лет назад +292

    Hearing Chris laugh after accidentally shattering the rear window made me lose it.

    • @vaudeville-villain
      @vaudeville-villain 5 лет назад +3

      But can I rely on the wheels? *There’s something off*

  • @dfdfgdfghfdh
    @dfdfgdfghfdh 5 лет назад +749

    The last 5 min or so is pure suspense that had me on the edge of my seat. Having the other guys perspective makes this go from being great to LEGENDARY!

    • @-shlorble-8552
      @-shlorble-8552 5 лет назад +40

      It was legitimately really fucking intense. What a great video

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 5 лет назад +7

      The Tony Bruge Hiplo way of doing things.

  • @triplechocolate887
    @triplechocolate887 5 лет назад +362

    Holy fuck when he slammed into the guys car, Chris's laughter was so contagious, that's the hardest I've heard him laugh

    • @whatajamjamboree
      @whatajamjamboree 5 лет назад +13

      Jams With Nattrass i cried laughing when I heard that laugh

    • @raidenkeify
      @raidenkeify 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @doodie4083
      @doodie4083 5 лет назад

      It felt like I was apart of the funny boys when I just bursted in laughter

  • @Ze_Bee4828
    @Ze_Bee4828 5 лет назад +566

    Rockwell seems awfully calm for getting almost killed in a car crash by a muscular rich man and his loyal sidekick

    • @Natalie_Toshino
      @Natalie_Toshino 3 года назад +8

      Msuscular, you're not kidding. The dude can curl 16 kilograms!

  • @Kinsley_XD
    @Kinsley_XD 5 лет назад +1237

    Rockwell dying, gasping for breath on the ground was the best end for him, just a solid character arc
    EDIT: I'd just like to add, how the fuck are the events of this video a bannable offense? immersion was not broken here, rockwell got to act his heart out and so did paul blart mall cop, the only thing I can think of is evading police but you should totally be able to do that, it's not like Gmod where they freeze you and scold you in a room

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 5 лет назад +20

      I wanna know what happened after that... Do characters even die permanently in these things?

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 5 лет назад +39

      @@Vaguer_Weevil That's up to the person playing the character entirely.

    • @lukenotskywalker2957
      @lukenotskywalker2957 5 лет назад +7

      Kinsley So good man.. This video had me in stitches everything pays off in the end. 🤣

    • @lukenotskywalker2957
      @lukenotskywalker2957 5 лет назад +22

      Duddridge1 From what I understand not really.. So if you die you go back to the hospital as you do in the normal game.. The difference here is the player is role playing so they can stay there and ‘bleed out’ or ‘pass away’ which is to respawn.. You personally can carry on as that character you were playing like that event didn’t happen or you can choose to play a different character.. This all being in your head and the fact that everyone else playing this will see you as you present yourself over mic ect.. Paramedics are Paramedics.. It’s kind of neat.. I’ve never played it myself but I’ve watch others overtly trolling these servers... (Putther does a lot of content doing that, he plays along). I’ve learned most of what it’s like just watching videos of others playing it.. So the player that’s been shot or knocked out will need to talk to an officer player and the player will then put out an arrest warrant on the person that committed the crime.. Should that player come into contract with other police players then they will have record of the arrest warrant.. Like I said it’s kind of neat if a little silly.. But from gameplay perspective it’s awesome you can do more stuff it’s more interactive than the base game.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 5 лет назад +1

      @@lukenotskywalker2957 *Perma'd*

  • @charple_
    @charple_ 5 лет назад +587

    "They're trespassing" **is standing in a parking lot**

    • @anakruger2412
      @anakruger2412 5 лет назад +90

      That unironically pissed me off

    • @dannydevito7000
      @dannydevito7000 5 лет назад +29

      I mean businesses own their parking lots so not too unrealistic

    • @Dessertpvnk
      @Dessertpvnk 5 лет назад +6

      Not to mention pulling a gun on someone and threatening to end an unarmed person. Lol.

  • @TripleKiwi
    @TripleKiwi 5 лет назад +309

    "you just ehhh... keep a dumbbell in your pocket?"

  • @wormdeath
    @wormdeath 5 лет назад +1708

    Oh my god, how did you guys find the cop live streaming? This adds a whole new level to this video.

    • @chandlertucker7843
      @chandlertucker7843 5 лет назад +62

      I’ve been on the search and can’t find jack shit

    • @evanfitzpatrick4357
      @evanfitzpatrick4357 5 лет назад +129

      @@chandlertucker7843 I found his channel, 'devolore', but I can't find the VOD.

    • @humbleabode9708
      @humbleabode9708 4 года назад +131

      Chandler Tucker and their chat is insane they think this is real

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 4 года назад +6

      @@humbleabode9708 how?

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 3 года назад +35

      @@UkuleleVillain I think just the way they talk about the "crimes" committed. While yes real crimes, its a game lmao

  • @HawtDawg420
    @HawtDawg420 5 лет назад +992

    This is so surreal. The story comes full-circle so perfectly. The multiple perspectives really made it feel more real. Really great job, Chris.

  • @dongtastical6951
    @dongtastical6951 5 лет назад +549

    i would genuinely pay for more of this quality content, blinko high heels the third and his weightlifting is wonderful

    • @SmokeCocker
      @SmokeCocker 5 лет назад +3

      @my name the first ONE SECOND of the video is him saying its been a year chief

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 5 лет назад +8

      @my name I was pretty surprised that no one in the cop guy's chat seemed to realize that it was Chris.

    • @meatmobile
      @meatmobile 5 лет назад +1

      @my name He said he'd already been banned, though. In the very beginning of the video.

    • @dongtastical6951
      @dongtastical6951 5 лет назад +1

      @my name honestly it wouldnt even have to be gta 5, I just love games where Chris is playing a character and messing around, like back in second life. Can't think of too many other games though :(

    • @Wunderkind04
      @Wunderkind04 5 лет назад

      YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT WITH MOTIFA?

  • @TheRealZachHadel
    @TheRealZachHadel 5 лет назад +200

    I love this affluent insecure heir and his Le Fou lackey dynamic. His parents are business magnates that don't have time for him so he gets into trouble to act out without any repercussions because his parents are so powerful.

  • @NireFuster
    @NireFuster 4 года назад +366

    I love how Chris and Jaboody get out of the car and run away like little kids laughing after crashing another car instead of driving off

    • @wef6146
      @wef6146 Год назад +11

      THAT'S JABOODY DUBS????

    • @redrum6430
      @redrum6430 Год назад +9

      @@wef6146yes, it is!! It’s Justin! Wished he and Chris collabed more 😞

    • @monsieurlemon
      @monsieurlemon 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@redrum6430 they really should they gel

  • @LightsAcapella
    @LightsAcapella 5 лет назад +1242

    I don't usually say this but *PLEASE UPLOAD MORE OF THIS*

    • @DrClayt0n
      @DrClayt0n 5 лет назад +21

      RumbaChuck I second this.

    • @Saiaxs
      @Saiaxs 5 лет назад +8

      He’s got a few more videos

    • @onar_
      @onar_ 5 лет назад +1

      I third this

    • @BuffDaddySmoove
      @BuffDaddySmoove 5 лет назад +9

      Can we bump this to top comment?

    • @sandwich2473
      @sandwich2473 5 лет назад +12

      Difficult when you're perma-banned.

  • @trum853
    @trum853 5 лет назад +2889

    I find it intensely funny how everything gradually escalates over time, and how everything comes together perfectly and explosively when oney finally gets his hands on the car that started everything.
    You're right, this really is the best episode of oney plays.

    • @theultimatebro9278
      @theultimatebro9278 5 лет назад +101

      This is definitely one of the funniest things oney's ever done

    • @ellenwheeler5247
      @ellenwheeler5247 5 лет назад +90

      The whole thing plays out like an extra surreal looney toons cartoon lmao

    • @tamagomiruku1776
      @tamagomiruku1776 5 лет назад +20

      More of this would be amazing

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 5 лет назад +1

      *Oney

    • @mariko909
      @mariko909 5 лет назад +5

      Yes more of this Mr Oney

  • @alexanderbomboy9653
    @alexanderbomboy9653 5 лет назад +473

    I hope that the cop streaming this is watching because this video is definitely freaking crazy man.

    • @ignaeon
      @ignaeon 5 лет назад +52

      I'd love the cop's opinion of this.

    • @mayman4255
      @mayman4255 5 лет назад +39

      @@ignaeon he seemed like a good lad

    • @josephpurnell9596
      @josephpurnell9596 5 лет назад +1

      Does anybody know his twitch channel??

    • @AngelicSquid
      @AngelicSquid 5 лет назад

      Im also hoping to find his twitch channel

  • @youreawizardkari7691
    @youreawizardkari7691 5 лет назад +662

    Chris’ normal person voice just sounds like a goofy Patrick Bateman to me

    • @RestoMX
      @RestoMX 5 лет назад +6

      hahahha bateman

    • @LaneBlanchard
      @LaneBlanchard 5 лет назад +3

      I completely agree

    • @zanpakutoman4225
      @zanpakutoman4225 5 лет назад +23

      Isn't that suppose to be his snobby, rich person voice?

    • @beansegg7579
      @beansegg7579 5 лет назад +3

      The American Psycho sequel we all needed

    • @alonzoruiz3591
      @alonzoruiz3591 5 лет назад

      HOLY SHIT that is what I was thinking

  • @ToddM_arts
    @ToddM_arts 2 года назад +196

    Man, Grandpa invented the high heels, Dad invented the bell end of the condom. Truly a powerful family, not to be messed with

  • @KALAMITYKAIJU
    @KALAMITYKAIJU 5 лет назад +365

    "and he did some underhanded tactics"
    Genesis valentine theme in the distance

    • @Zarnirox
      @Zarnirox 5 лет назад +4

      Damn, nice callback.

  • @karmaloaf3923
    @karmaloaf3923 5 лет назад +176

    1:57 "How does it fare in the water?"
    Well I guess we got our answer at the end.

  • @MrDgf97
    @MrDgf97 5 лет назад +288

    i love how everyone keeps roleplaying even after all the crazy shit
    makes me like them a lot

    • @acidset
      @acidset 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah if they start whining and calling for ban at the first inconvenience they're some fake ass too serious rpers

  • @eriadorranger2196
    @eriadorranger2196 3 года назад +308

    “Baby make boom boom. Your move, creep”
    One of the greatest lines in cinematic history

    • @JeffarryLounder
      @JeffarryLounder 2 года назад +10

      Funniest part about it is that he made it sound like it was a game of chess. Rockwell had him 'trapped' by keeping a gun aimed at him, but then his move was to fart and say that line, and acted like he did a powerful move in the process.

  • @dogthebountyhunter8504
    @dogthebountyhunter8504 5 лет назад +699

    “Get off the road before you get clamored” the foreshadowing is legendary

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 4 года назад +25

      Truely a masterpiece of a story! If there is a gun in the 3rd scene it has to be in the 1st

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 4 года назад +36

      The ironic thing is that he got clamored _because_ he was on the path when Blinko was driving recklessly.

    • @anthonyvelasquez1277
      @anthonyvelasquez1277 4 года назад +29

      Don't forget Derrick asking how the car does in water, which was foreshadowing for the end.

    • @dennis_duran
      @dennis_duran 3 года назад +4

      *proceeds to get clamored on the sidewalk*

    • @MCCanaryVideos
      @MCCanaryVideos 2 года назад

      chekhov's sports vehicle

  • @BabyOuija
    @BabyOuija 5 лет назад +827

    That cop didn’t RP getting ran over at all

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 5 лет назад +256

      I’m pretty sure he’s went through rigorous training by getting ran over multiple times before. As a cop, you gotta practice for things like this. I’d know, I’m an officer and I’ve been hit by approximately 5728295910174113048 cars so far. But I drink a lot of milk so I’ve never broke a bone.

    • @Tankvich
      @Tankvich 5 лет назад +23

      god mode

    • @Wargablarg
      @Wargablarg 5 лет назад +20

      Come on guys he's trying to find John Connor.

    • @Busterbalz
      @Busterbalz 5 лет назад +70

      He purposefully got ran over by smaller cars in training to eventually build immunity to bigger cars

    • @babysealsareyummy
      @babysealsareyummy 5 лет назад +9

      Officer Legs is too numb inside to feel anything anymore. Too many years on the force. He's seen some shit in his day...

  • @anglr2062
    @anglr2062 5 лет назад +579

    How does Chris stay serious during all this I’d be cackling like some dirt goblin

    • @cheechoo8485
      @cheechoo8485 5 лет назад +17

      I'm wheezing like Julian

    • @exetone
      @exetone 5 лет назад +7

      I really like the phrase "dirt goblin"

    • @sansisntness
      @sansisntness 5 лет назад +8

      It's because Chris himself IS a dirt goblin, so he is immune to his funnies

    • @peady7285
      @peady7285 5 лет назад +4

      I Ryan Magee laughed

  • @blunons
    @blunons 5 лет назад +247

    19:25 the moment chris realized he wasn’t going to let society treat him like trash anymore

  • @tayeswoodham8617
    @tayeswoodham8617 5 лет назад +272

    10:15 the way jaboody animates his character to that god...DAMMIT is comedy gold

  • @searchbar83
    @searchbar83 5 лет назад +2837

    The people on these RP servers always take themselves so freaking seriously. Perfect for Oneyplays videos.

    • @Bitchesgivehigh5s
      @Bitchesgivehigh5s 5 лет назад +262

      Caleb E. The guy selling the car is a total douche. Wasn’t even RPing very well.

    • @kingghidorah3006
      @kingghidorah3006 5 лет назад +222

      Also, he was a full grown man. So that's kinda disappointing.

    • @misterundead425
      @misterundead425 5 лет назад +116

      Well it's an serious rp server, so what do you expect? even nopixel wouldn't allow this. also jaboody was playing on this for the longest and is actually friends with the people in this server and he was never banned. only reason oney got banned was because he broke the rules.

    • @drewpott
      @drewpott 5 лет назад +128

      Thanks to this video and uberhaxornova streams, I've finally understood the whole taking it kinda serious thing (some people take it too far still) but they rp off of eachother and actually build pretty good stories with a lot of characters and it works out pretty cool with twist and shit

    • @johnplus7069
      @johnplus7069 4 года назад +78

      Misterundead any serious rp should never be taken serious, a bunch of man children playing dressup

  • @RebeccaKartzmark
    @RebeccaKartzmark 5 лет назад +1893

    Also do people actually take this game seriously? If I was playing online and someone talked to me like Chris, I would die laughing

    • @Certified-Bruh171
      @Certified-Bruh171 5 лет назад +193

      Rebecca kartzmark on strict rp severs (be it Gmod or this) they do take it very seriously. It’s the reason why I play normal rp on Gmod because people still have fun

    • @KP-gu6fc
      @KP-gu6fc 5 лет назад +55

      duke kurt I play a serious rp server and it’s fun because me and some friends basically made a mafia family

    • @luxxers
      @luxxers 5 лет назад +139

      That’s it I’m starting a Freddie Freaker cult in this RP server

    • @buffluigi1646
      @buffluigi1646 5 лет назад +37

      It depends the server and how strict they are the best servers (in my opinion) are the ones that let you be creative and do stupid shit

    • @shitbag.
      @shitbag. 5 лет назад +1

      Check out second life and especially Charglez... you'll figure it out.

  • @humanzbornfresh
    @humanzbornfresh 5 лет назад +711

    The people in that guys chat were all 100% serious as well

    • @zachopath
      @zachopath 5 лет назад +3

      Which guys chat? The cops? Chris? Jabrodiencias?

    • @xTonyTornado
      @xTonyTornado 5 лет назад +73

      @@zachopath The cop of course

    • @zachopath
      @zachopath 5 лет назад +20

      @@xTonyTornado I should've watched before I spoken

    • @Mad_Thirsty
      @Mad_Thirsty 5 лет назад +155

      I know they kept saying, "he showed his id he's fucked" . dude no he's not, it's a video game haha

    • @engiethefriendlyengineer
      @engiethefriendlyengineer 4 года назад +22

      @@Mad_Thirsty they were acting like it was real life and this guy is worse than Osama bin laden. It's a video game where you are meant to kill and rob.

  • @corbintrapani9528
    @corbintrapani9528 5 лет назад +113

    I love the cuts from Chris having a great time to the monotone role playing

    • @SquidmanMalachar
      @SquidmanMalachar 5 лет назад

      you assume, out of character, they weren't inwardly screaming 'FINALLY, SOME FUCKING ACTION!'

  • @thecultguy
    @thecultguy 5 лет назад +329

    Chad Blinko vs Virgin Rockwell

  • @kaptainkarrotkake7217
    @kaptainkarrotkake7217 5 лет назад +257

    "He doesn't know about the reservoir of a condom? Even I know about that."

  • @SmexyHorse
    @SmexyHorse 5 лет назад +422

    "But can I rely on these Wheels?" *Proceeds to superman kick the back window*

    • @RWoods_music
      @RWoods_music 4 года назад +25

      "That doesn't look good"
      But he did barely kick it with a lil rubber shoe

  • @CheetahBlood321
    @CheetahBlood321 5 лет назад +315

    Holy hell, Chris. I can't believe you managed to sit on this emotional roller coaster footage for a year. I know there were reasons, but man, this is masterful.

    • @jasper3135
      @jasper3135 5 лет назад +18

      what are the reasons

    • @CheetahBlood321
      @CheetahBlood321 5 лет назад +25

      Something about not wanting the people in charge of the server to catch unwanted heat.

    • @SquidmanMalachar
      @SquidmanMalachar 5 лет назад +4

      @@jasper3135 If he uploaded this the week of, you can guarantee people would have swarmed the server to 'retaliate' the ban. still might.

    • @NekoKujo6785
      @NekoKujo6785 5 лет назад +1

      @@CheetahBlood321 Doesn't matter if it's one year or one week. They're gonna raid this server.

    • @Seventh_Void
      @Seventh_Void 5 лет назад +1

      It's an invite only server so no raiding hopefully. The reason he sat on it is that he didn't want to get the guy who invited him kicked off the server

  • @dantheghostman3478
    @dantheghostman3478 5 лет назад +817

    I can't believe Ryan McGee is selling his BMW
    EDIT: I can't believe Ryan's dead

    • @griffinbailey7423
      @griffinbailey7423 5 лет назад +32

      CosmoBott Ryan Magee? From Supermega????

    • @schmibbly3180
      @schmibbly3180 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah it surprised me too.
      Supermega will never be the same :(

    • @buffluigi1646
      @buffluigi1646 5 лет назад +6

      He needs to put some gym shorts on

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 5 лет назад +13

      did the cigarettes and the billy hatcher LP finally get to him?

    • @jackson-rq6uw
      @jackson-rq6uw 5 лет назад

      im gonna miss the funny supermegan boys

  • @matthewmf3514
    @matthewmf3514 5 лет назад +202

    Jesus Christ I haven't heard Chris laugh that hard since Niall fell over

    • @Daltoniss
      @Daltoniss 5 лет назад +2

      OMG I remember that xD

    • @Daltoniss
      @Daltoniss 5 лет назад +2

      @John Chaser To SleepyCast - a two season podcast from Chris, Spazkid, Zach, Niall and other great artists. You can find it on the SleepyCabin channel but I don't remember which episode it came from.

    • @crazymonkey4175
      @crazymonkey4175 5 лет назад

      Daltonis thats not what they were asking

    • @crazymonkey4175
      @crazymonkey4175 5 лет назад +3

      John Chaser OneyPlays Resident Evil 2 Episode 4.

    • @Daltoniss
      @Daltoniss 5 лет назад +2

      @@crazymonkey4175 I'm pretty sure he told this story on the podcast as well. Not 100% certain tho

  • @Gamma_92
    @Gamma_92 2 года назад +127

    "it's a two seater"
    "What the fuck?!"
    Always gets me laughing

    • @jamlpe
      @jamlpe Год назад +1

      you need all the room you can get