THE ULTIMATE BREAKFAST FOOD TIERLIST

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @SJohnsonVoiceOvers
    @SJohnsonVoiceOvers  Год назад +78

    I may have been missing some breakfast options here. 🤔

    • @RichMills23
      @RichMills23 Год назад +19

      Waffles😂😂😂

    • @pugpuppypf6480
      @pugpuppypf6480 Год назад +8

      The second cubed potatoes were American fries I think, also where are waffles and skillets at. And no toaster strudel or poptarts

    • @ThreeElevenage
      @ThreeElevenage Год назад

      Quiche should be on here as D level. Hell, that shit sucks souch I'm glad it wasn't included. Quiche gets an F from me.

    • @CloneK1D
      @CloneK1D Год назад +1

      Hey S Johnson, I saw the fast food desert ratings video and I had the genius idea to tell you to get the frosted lemonade with 2 subway cookies and make a ice cream sandwich. Tag me in the video if you try it

    • @bogden6153
      @bogden6153 Год назад

      Quiches are bad 😂

  • @THATguyYeager
    @THATguyYeager Год назад +207

    "Biscuits and gravy made me a man" Jesse and Festus theme song😂😂

    • @Lamarblaze24
      @Lamarblaze24 Год назад +3

      I was about to say that lol

    • @stevonwhite8933
      @stevonwhite8933 Год назад +2

      Same here😂

    • @gamingwithflip
      @gamingwithflip Год назад +4

      This touched my soul 😂

    • @justwatchinthis1
      @justwatchinthis1 Год назад +1

      You got it! 😄

    • @Mr.Lightshine
      @Mr.Lightshine Год назад

      Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless!
      And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved!
      1. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!
      2. Believe that God sent His Son
      (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later.
       3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever.
      4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever.
      I'm Praying for you and you are loved!
      (Romans 10:9-13)))

  • @morbiusmale2347
    @morbiusmale2347 Год назад +126

    This guy could scream down my ear and his voice would still soothe me to sleep

    • @SJohnsonVoiceOvers
      @SJohnsonVoiceOvers  Год назад +63

      Awww. That’s horrifying and sweet all at the same time

    • @vegasvargas
      @vegasvargas Год назад +2

      @@SJohnsonVoiceOvers isn't that a separate industry in itself? Maybe something you can break into?

    • @WagieWagieGetInTheCagie
      @WagieWagieGetInTheCagie Год назад +6

      RUN ME MY SNACK WRAP!!!!!!!

    • @morbiusmale2347
      @morbiusmale2347 Год назад +1

      @@WagieWagieGetInTheCagie 😴😴

    • @coxb29
      @coxb29 Год назад

      @@SJohnsonVoiceOvers Grits didn't make the breakfast list hahaha! I'm SHOCKED 😲

  • @MusicManSeanB
    @MusicManSeanB Год назад +26

    As a cancer survivor, oatmeal with vanilla almond milk, with sliced bananas and strawberries, got me through a lot of days while going through chemo. Hell, I still eat that now regardless of time of day.

  • @davegurbarg9728
    @davegurbarg9728 Год назад +102

    A breakfast list with no waffles is incomplete

  • @BMOsGrandma
    @BMOsGrandma Год назад +43

    This man was fondled as a kid by a potato and it’s stuck with him his whole life. 🥔

  • @Ethanielas
    @Ethanielas Год назад +5

    The"I'm not fucking cattle" comment had me dead😂

  • @Gusto990
    @Gusto990 Год назад +13

    “Biscuits and gravyyyy” Jesse and Festus, what a great theme song

  • @jordanarnold6783
    @jordanarnold6783 Год назад +51

    Personally, the SS tier grand champion is the bacon egg and cheese sandwich. Diner style, fast food, made in your own kitchen with a few dashes of hot sauce... a completely incomparable Titan of breakfast foods.

  • @jamiemorgan3649
    @jamiemorgan3649 9 месяцев назад +2

    "I think I'm a basic b*tch"
    -SJohnsonVoiceOvers 2023

  • @ereka333
    @ereka333 Год назад +23

    I used to love the sugary cereals like fruity pebbles and fruit loops. I eat them every now and then but these days I love the taste of Golden Grahams, Raisin Bran and Honey Smacks 🤤

    • @sithspartan6248
      @sithspartan6248 Год назад +2

      Especially that Raisin Bran with granola. Don’t know what it is but the simple addition of granola makes it god tier for me lol

    • @hornyconvict
      @hornyconvict Год назад +3

      all of these smack

    • @alexisday644
      @alexisday644 10 месяцев назад +1

      Honey smacks are so damn good!

  • @jennjones6944
    @jennjones6944 Год назад +14

    “Good carbs” and “healthy fats” is not the energy I’m looking for here! 😂😂😂 A good blueberry muffin is S tier for me.

  • @swaters3667
    @swaters3667 Год назад +3

    "Just for the lies & I don't like to be lied to" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DieHardEddieEdwards
    @DieHardEddieEdwards Год назад +2

    I knew you were a wrestling fan because of all the belts in the background, the Ron Simmons shirt, etc., you singing Basic Thuganomics that one time, etc. But the Jesse and Festus shout out was a deep cut. Respect.

  • @RichMills23
    @RichMills23 Год назад +13

    Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my favorite 🐐

  • @LoanyShark
    @LoanyShark 9 месяцев назад +4

    Cover art for Biscuits & Gravy (Jesse & Festus) by Jim Johnston
    Biscuits & Gravy (Jesse & Festus)
    Jim Johnston
    Track 9 on WWE The Music, Vol. 8
    Featuring
    Nick Sproviero
    Produced by
    Jim Johnston
    Mar. 24, 2008
    1 Viewer
    2 Contributors
    Biscuits & Gravy (Jesse & Festus) Lyrics
    [Chorus]
    Biscuits and gravy, made me a man
    also your opinion on bagels is crazy

    • @21Cabbage_
      @21Cabbage_ 9 месяцев назад +1

      have a bowl mr squidward

  • @jm2307
    @jm2307 Год назад +32

    The first one was fried spam. The second was Canadian bacon.
    The first one is a bialy. The second one is a bagel.

    • @cold_ricee
      @cold_ricee Год назад +2

      spam is s tierrr

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 Год назад

      @@cold_ricee Who hurt you? Did you eat paint chips as a child? Something is deeply wrong

    • @cold_ricee
      @cold_ricee Год назад +2

      @@eazy8579 no i’m js filipino bru. who hurt u?😂

  • @batmanhelpingspider-man2342
    @batmanhelpingspider-man2342 Год назад +2

    “Now you stepped on my gravy now I’m gonna get mean” 🤣

  • @IAmHiTeKk
    @IAmHiTeKk Год назад +4

    BISCUITS AND GRAVY! MADE ME A MAN!
    Old WWE theme! Festus and that other guy whose name escapes me 😂

  • @upinspacee6656
    @upinspacee6656 Год назад +8

    Biscuits and gravy made me all that I am.

  • @donnaspeaks6015
    @donnaspeaks6015 Год назад +13

    Fruity Pebbles is my favorite cereal 😋

  • @vsamoht2254
    @vsamoht2254 5 месяцев назад +1

    Creamed beef. Career Air Force dad would make this with oven toast, eggs, breakfast potatoes, Ovalteen, and orange juice. It's made with ground beef, grilled onions, beef bouillon, small amount of flour, milk and simmer on low. Every Saturday morning!

  • @mike0mega33
    @mike0mega33 Год назад +9

    We are missing some critical contenders. Waffles, country fried steak, cream chipped beef, corned beef hash, grits, scrapple.

  • @blankcheck2276
    @blankcheck2276 Год назад +8

    Country fried steak is definitely a breakfast staple as well as waffles and both should at least be on the list

    • @Bulldog33333
      @Bulldog33333 Год назад

      Is it not his potato pancake 😂

  • @theindy79
    @theindy79 9 месяцев назад +1

    Cereal wise stephon sticking with what I grew with corn flakes or oatmeal can customize anyway sugar cocoa peanut butter fruit etc yeah I still do fun stuff 40 yrs later

  • @Change_
    @Change_ Год назад +1

    What are you doing take that darn spoon out of your coffee cup 😂❤

  • @65avo65
    @65avo65 Год назад +1

    Biscuits and sausage gravy SLAPS! I make both from scratch in the fall and winter allllll the time

  • @xtremejeffhardy
    @xtremejeffhardy Год назад +8

    BISCUITS AND GRAVY! It's so hard to believe that Festus is Luke Gallows now...

    • @SJohnsonVoiceOvers
      @SJohnsonVoiceOvers  Год назад +2

      BINGO!

    • @blankcheck2276
      @blankcheck2276 Год назад

      I was definitely was just making fun of Luke Gallows a couple of weeks ago talking about how he went full ret*** and how you never go full ret*** and how I’m surprised his career actually recovered from that lmao

  • @Apoll84
    @Apoll84 Год назад +1

    I appreciate the highway ride you take us through with your videos. Keep being classy, sassy and brassy in these streets.

  • @governorboltz
    @governorboltz Год назад +1

    Favorite cereal hands down is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  • @carilynn2120
    @carilynn2120 11 месяцев назад +1

    My fat ass was thinking deviled eggs too 🤣

  • @bce3210
    @bce3210 9 месяцев назад +3

    You got a doughnut, a fried hamsteak, and toast in last? Bro….under beans? Under hardboild eggs? Straight outta line.

  • @chevaunadejarnett8638
    @chevaunadejarnett8638 9 месяцев назад

    He had me from the jump! Lol. No Basic Bih

  • @HiroZebra
    @HiroZebra Год назад +2

    can't go wrong with scrambled eggs and pancakes/waffles 😋

  • @Musician837
    @Musician837 Год назад +2

    Fruit is sucrose tho which is way healthier for you it doesn't confuse and overwhelm your body's management of glucose.

  • @ChuckBrownStuff
    @ChuckBrownStuff Год назад +11

    My favorite fast food breakfast: Steak, Egg and Cheese Bagel (minus the onions) from McDonald's, along with their sausage gravy and biscuits. The biscuits go down first, then the bagel (with ingredients) is used to mop up all that lovely gravy. But if you haven't got the time or the dime...their Sausage Egg McMuffin is a killer meal in a sandwich.

    • @Haven6419
      @Haven6419 Год назад

      I think we just became best friends because that is my order to the T! Until they took the steak bagel away from us 😢

  • @CredituR
    @CredituR Год назад +3

    I gasped at shredded hash browns in C tier you gotta fry them long enough for that integrity you're seeking my guy

    • @Zy-goat
      @Zy-goat Год назад +1

      The potato slander in this video is abhorrent. Coming up in the projects you had to eat some potato every now and then, but if yo mama ain't seasonin the bih and making it often then you finna get tired asl of it so I get it but damn C and D is crazy.

  • @bradyblough
    @bradyblough 8 месяцев назад +2

    I’m not a huge donut eater, but I’d probably put them at C tier. They’re too iconic to be lower than C in my opinion.

  • @jaylene.turner6524
    @jaylene.turner6524 Год назад +2

    Honey Bunches Of Oats is my favorite cereal.
    Cereal is my number one!

  • @bogden6153
    @bogden6153 Год назад

    Glad too have found you.
    Peace from the uk

  • @white14215
    @white14215 3 месяца назад

    100% agree with your take on Canadian bacon

  • @65avo65
    @65avo65 Год назад +1

    Fried toast is a different demon thoughhhhh

  • @MamotteLollpop123
    @MamotteLollpop123 Год назад +2

    I’m a sucker for Cinnamon Toast Crunch/Crunch berries. And I wish crepes were here! Cuz those are delicious.

  • @stuff9680
    @stuff9680 9 месяцев назад +2

    Super market bagels are not that great but if you have a good local bakery that makes them fresh from scratch then they are some of the best breakfast items

  • @Dlitte879
    @Dlitte879 Год назад

    You are truly the king of us portly men. Keep doing the lords work!

  • @phatman8986
    @phatman8986 Год назад +1

    Smorz cereal hits hard af and it's amazing

  • @theeradic5629
    @theeradic5629 Год назад +5

    WHERE. IS. THE. WAFFLE.

  • @itsaaron9090
    @itsaaron9090 Год назад +3

    As soon as I saw biscuits and gravy I started singing Jesse and festus theme song in my head and then he did it

  • @DJSuds192
    @DJSuds192 11 месяцев назад +1

    French Toast is an enigma once you get past the fact that it has a soggy texture. I saw that part where you got confused about the bagel. I looked up that first picture of that round breakfast roll, and apparently, that's not a bagel. That's a bialy. It's a traditional bread roll in Polish Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine. That next picture was a bagel. Just trying to clarify.

  • @cocobeens21
    @cocobeens21 Год назад +2

    I love all breakfast's food and hotel breakfast buffets where you can just see what all you do and don't like😂 🥞🍳 🥓 *favorite cereal🥣 is Cinnamon Toast Crunch and oh yeah my family knows that big 🍽️ plate of bacon is MINE AND DON'T TOUCH IT! HEY GET YOUR OWN BACON PLATE! 🍽️ 😂 😂 😂 🥓🥓🥓🥓 Thanks for posting bc you get it! 😂 😂 😂 🙏❤️

  • @rcpernot
    @rcpernot Год назад

    I totally agree on the food selection. The #D2 is a danish I think. Thanks for sharing, I enjoy your videos

  • @willfinch1984
    @willfinch1984 6 месяцев назад

    "Biscuits and Gravy!!! Make me a man!!!" Luke Gallows still having nightmares

  • @TheTonyTitan
    @TheTonyTitan 7 месяцев назад +1

    Canadian "bacon" is called breakfast ham down south

  • @Jordan-xo8bp
    @Jordan-xo8bp 5 месяцев назад

    I’m addicted to yo videos dawg

  • @rell9601
    @rell9601 Год назад

    Ham Hatter!!! Don’t even know the difference between the two SMFH 😂

  • @chaziamiles1554
    @chaziamiles1554 Год назад +1

    Now I want some Breakfast for dinner. But, I'm joint is on A & B tier with some grits 😋

  • @SalabandaEndoki
    @SalabandaEndoki Год назад +2

    1. Square Hashbrown
    2. Breakfast Potatoes
    3. Shredded hashbrowns (it's not easy to make these nice and crispy)

  • @ricardoyoung25
    @ricardoyoung25 Год назад +1

    My favorite cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch and chocolate cookie crisps cereal

  • @AlKohalak
    @AlKohalak 7 месяцев назад

    Ever had homemade or housemade corned beef hash? Try it. Add green peppers and onions. For full effect.

  • @alexmichalski1590
    @alexmichalski1590 Год назад +4

    Only objection is donuts at D. Personally donuts were a Sunday tradition growing up, but my bigger problem with the placement is all the same logic you used to place it there applies to cinnamon rolls (a dessert in my life) which you had in B. Otherwise solid list for sure.

    • @Arthur5000
      @Arthur5000 Год назад

      It's supposed to be a C but he placed it wrong

  • @ericarcher1411
    @ericarcher1411 Год назад

    Didn’t see a Jesse & Festus reference on the bingo card today but lovin it

  • @davidnah6424
    @davidnah6424 Год назад +5

    We all know that waffles especially with chocolate chips is king of breakfast so it needed its own tier list

  • @DJ-mu3ev
    @DJ-mu3ev Год назад +1

    My favorite cereal is probably the classic Frosted Flakes. I also love Reese's cereal and Capt. Crunch with Crunchberries, but both have slight downsides.

  • @jaybrick8973
    @jaybrick8973 7 месяцев назад +1

    Pancakes is definitely a s tier

  • @zeek11_
    @zeek11_ Год назад

    No cap that shit on a Shingle😂 the truth I love sausage biscuit and gravy 😂

  • @cloudunderweather9554
    @cloudunderweather9554 7 месяцев назад +1

    the asians are like "wheres the fish? wheres the rice?"

  • @jbrads1828
    @jbrads1828 Год назад +2

    You just offended every single New Yorker by placing the bagel at the bottom. As one myself, a bagel is S tier for me.

  • @timbodatrucker4507
    @timbodatrucker4507 Год назад +1

    U must never had a bo berry biscuits from Bojangles... Definitely S tier

  • @tinakimani
    @tinakimani Год назад +1

    The “pita” is actually a bialy. They’re pretty popular where I’m from.

  • @charliesguitarandgaming896
    @charliesguitarandgaming896 Год назад +2

    I think the weird bagel is a bialy. Kinda like a flat bagel that you put butter on usually

  • @rjmurp1115
    @rjmurp1115 8 месяцев назад

    The other bagel-esque item is a bialy. They don’t have a hole and the middle divit is usually filled with carmalized onions and stuff. Its also lighter and airier than a bagel.

  • @MeloFellow395
    @MeloFellow395 Год назад

    Love these

  • @justinfromnorthcarolina7063
    @justinfromnorthcarolina7063 2 месяца назад

    Watching this while cooking breakfast

  • @theblackalkemistmaat3212
    @theblackalkemistmaat3212 Год назад +1

    Peanut butter crunch 😋

  • @DeeGreatest
    @DeeGreatest Год назад +1

    Sausage links >>>> Nasty Patties

  • @criticalsting
    @criticalsting Год назад

    The last thing I expected was to be reminded of Jesse and Festus 🤣🤣

  • @marquisleary
    @marquisleary Год назад

    When he said “Cinnamon Rolls” I heard Trojan Mannnn 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cooldiscodan31
    @cooldiscodan31 Год назад

    OMEGA THREEEEEES! Should always be S-tier 😂😂

  • @matthewyumul6531
    @matthewyumul6531 Год назад

    Cinnamon Toast Crunch even though I’m not a kid anymore but I still enjoy it😂💯

  • @coozin1933
    @coozin1933 Год назад

    Biscuits and gravy!! Wwe Jesse and Festus Entrance theme song

  • @gloomybear101
    @gloomybear101 Год назад

    I have a unpopular breakfast food that is my absolute favorite, it's chicken fried steak but it's breakfast style with eggs gravy and hash browns and it is amazing

  • @Random15738
    @Random15738 10 месяцев назад +1

    This dude put beans above good old fashioned toast this is an outrage

  • @shanieserobinson9704
    @shanieserobinson9704 7 месяцев назад

    I’m open to really eating all of these accept for the biscuits/gravy, avocado toast, oatmeal & the beans. Not a big fan of hash brown fan, but I’ll take the diced potatoes

  • @ThreeElevenage
    @ThreeElevenage Год назад +2

    A ham and cheese omelet is S tier for me. Gotta make it with Cooper Sharp Cheddar. That takes it to the next level.

    • @jamesjames6601
      @jamesjames6601 Год назад

      So true must have never tasted a restaurant style omelet have a professional chef make you an omelet and it's like heaven on earth among the best tasting things you can ever eat.

  • @mrwanwoodplayzwanwood1029
    @mrwanwoodplayzwanwood1029 Год назад +1

    Keep these up

  • @qbxtm
    @qbxtm Год назад

    These are amazing! Keep it up!

  • @delanetv757
    @delanetv757 Год назад

    I love your Content.

  • @NickB2Blessed
    @NickB2Blessed Год назад

    “Omega 3’s!!!!” 3:13 🤣🤣🤣

  • @corporatemerger653
    @corporatemerger653 Год назад +1

    No biscuits and gravy? No chicken fried steak? Lol. Great list though!

  • @ccraisins2005
    @ccraisins2005 Год назад +1

    Instead of imaging the ham as 'canadian ham' think of it has a good, thick slice of 'country ham' that is smokey, salty, just a tad sweet and delicious when fried up.

  • @mattrichman3536
    @mattrichman3536 Год назад

    Favorite cereal is Honey Nut Cheerios. The perfect mix of a little sweet and oat

  • @xander1970
    @xander1970 Год назад

    100% agree on sausage needing that crust

  • @dannieros3
    @dannieros3 Год назад +1

    This is more of a breakfast struggle food, but my guilty pleasure is those Banquet brown ‘n serve sausage links. I get the turkey kind to give the illusion that they’re healthy. And I call them turkey turds because they looking like shit on a plate even though in my opinion they’re damn near delectable

  • @tonykolas4402
    @tonykolas4402 Год назад

    Festus loved his biscuits and gravy

  • @miguelsalazar9530
    @miguelsalazar9530 Год назад

    Corn beef hash with over easy eggs smothered with country gravy on top with biscuits home fries on the side

  • @mildcoconut8046
    @mildcoconut8046 Год назад

    dude i seen one short and had to check out your channel love your vids already

  • @JBPlaysGames1
    @JBPlaysGames1 Год назад

    As soon as you say Biscuits and gravy my brain just goes straight to Jesse and Festus lol

  • @DJ-mu3ev
    @DJ-mu3ev Год назад

    The bagel-like thing looks like a bialy. It is a bread originally from Poland. It is similar to a bagel, but isn't boiled and has no hole. Where the hole would be in a bagel is usually filled with bits of onion. They are yummy. You can find them in some bagel shops and Jewish bakeries.

  • @Jeff-fr4ts
    @Jeff-fr4ts Год назад +1

    The reason you like sausage patties is the Maillard reaction. You like things charred. That unique flavor is far more pervasive in a patty vs a link. Make a fried sausage patty burger on toasted brioche with an over medium egg smothered in hollandaise…your life will be changed.

  • @jermiah2406
    @jermiah2406 8 месяцев назад +2

    Wasn't that biscuits and gravy song
    a wwe entrance song?