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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025
  • It’s December and the boys are FLIPPING for Christmas baby!! They’re psyched up for the holidays and our apparel is GAY! Joe and Mark talk about historic fights they love. Joe gets into a historic BOMB that he had on a Tuesday night! Wow! He’s blown! Mark has a similar stinker with a fat dating app joke! The boys are getting loopy and kooky baby!
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Комментарии • 357

  • @Druezy
    @Druezy Месяц назад +51

    Love you guys! One of the only podcasts where the new episodes feel just like the old ones!

  • @collegedad2011
    @collegedad2011 Месяц назад +15

    mark reads his ads in the bathroom and joe reads his under his breath to keep from waking the baby. doesn't get more authentic than that

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 Месяц назад +1

      Ironically, at the highest final volume possible.

  • @ThomasAndersonPhD
    @ThomasAndersonPhD Месяц назад +157

    Every time Mark says he "read a stat", he's about to say something that isn't true

    • @dannyp8503
      @dannyp8503 Месяц назад +6

      It's true he just gets it slightly wrong

    • @NYC1025
      @NYC1025 Месяц назад +7

      That means he saw a reel

    • @TheOfficialNixx
      @TheOfficialNixx Месяц назад +11

      "i hate people that just read headlines and regurgitate them" - Mark Normand

    • @DanaK916
      @DanaK916 Месяц назад +3

      Haaa lol

    • @efreinshtick
      @efreinshtick Месяц назад +1

      Who needs facts when you got comedy

  • @BobdeeHollifax
    @BobdeeHollifax Месяц назад +28

    Guys, PLEASE never stop ❤️❤️❤️
    Only worthwhile comedy pod.

    • @BobdeeHollifax
      @BobdeeHollifax Месяц назад +2

      Sorry Sam, you're cool

    • @tannerannichiarico7255
      @tannerannichiarico7255 Месяц назад +2

      Theo, Matt and Shane, Bad Friends...

    • @GreetingsFromSpace
      @GreetingsFromSpace Месяц назад

      @@tannerannichiarico7255 Matt and Shane is on life support. 6 months to make season 2 of a show that will be binge watched in one day... 🥲

    • @nickb9379
      @nickb9379 Месяц назад +1

      It’s hyperbolic but I think it’s my true only weekly listen.

  • @jonathangonzalez3664
    @jonathangonzalez3664 Месяц назад +22

    Joe trying not to say Kerryn Feehan is hilarious. "Friend who's a woman"=funny mistress 😂

    • @nitrousnine
      @nitrousnine Месяц назад +1

      I caught that too 😂!

  • @djstealth4
    @djstealth4 Месяц назад +51

    24:28 Great foreshadowing for Mark breaking his chair. I guess they put out the 2 eps in reverse.

    • @zereen-1
      @zereen-1 28 дней назад +1

      56:44 origin story..

  • @RSJ-fr1mk
    @RSJ-fr1mk Месяц назад +42

    Mark will definitely dip the babies pacifier in Bodega Cat to get the kid to sleep.

  • @costcoexecutivemember
    @costcoexecutivemember Месяц назад +42

    Mark’s hair looking like the piece of steel wool I’ve been using on pans for 7 years

    • @nhynek
      @nhynek Месяц назад +1

      Is bro receding?

    • @MrOasis316
      @MrOasis316 Месяц назад

      @@nhynekno he just has shit hair he always has shit hair because he is taking medication to keep it.

    • @HopigDestroyer
      @HopigDestroyer Месяц назад

      yes, I've been noticing that for a while now, you can clearly see that he's trying multiple ways to cover it.

    • @IAmDrewselum
      @IAmDrewselum 28 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Samb1600
    @Samb1600 Месяц назад +20

    Joe gets the ability to time travel and wastes it on some gay boxing match from the 70s

  • @602jcastillo
    @602jcastillo Месяц назад +13

    Joe's asmr ad read is brutal

    • @ajfp2k8
      @ajfp2k8 Месяц назад +2

      voice matches the face

  • @AlexCarbajal321
    @AlexCarbajal321 Месяц назад +8

    “Like Betty White on a cold silver table.” Hilarious.

  • @thejoe9065
    @thejoe9065 Месяц назад +20

    "Good eggs, non-threatening blacks!" 😂

  • @MrRou114
    @MrRou114 Месяц назад +191

    hey mark fake banter for the intro

  • @GoodmanBrownTRC
    @GoodmanBrownTRC Месяц назад +17

    Joe “I can’t do that anymore because I have a kid” List

  • @nhynek
    @nhynek Месяц назад +21

    🎵🎵🎵...my radio is queefing at maaaay...don't you know that my father's gay...🎵🎵🎵

  • @Droop75
    @Droop75 Месяц назад +19

    7:10 first Seinfeld reference for those wondering

  • @Flipper35
    @Flipper35 Месяц назад +2

    42:26 “Just forget it. Let it go.” 😂🤣
    Seinfeld - Soup Nazi - Season 7 - Episode 6

  • @sethgsf4120
    @sethgsf4120 Месяц назад +10

    Joe's right. These are the best eps. I love the mush brain stream of consciousness shit

  • @bradyjamesmusic
    @bradyjamesmusic Месяц назад +3

    If Joe goes to lunch with Kerryn, doesn’t he save money because they can share a milkshake with 2 straws?

  • @ThomasAndersonPhD
    @ThomasAndersonPhD Месяц назад +10

    Imagine being in Mel Brooks' military unit 😂

  • @NickS-vu2jk
    @NickS-vu2jk Месяц назад +10

    Keep up the great work you queefs! Greetings from Hong Kong.

  • @stevenkoudanis5238
    @stevenkoudanis5238 Месяц назад +27

    As a guy who lost both parents before I hit 30....Mark be happy mom loves you and is hustling out there and calling and helping out shes proud

  • @brittnis7294
    @brittnis7294 Месяц назад +2

    Be a collector not a hoarder. The only difference is cleanliness and organization.

  • @dead208head
    @dead208head Месяц назад +13

    Best podcast of all time . Thanks from the gays 🎉

  • @jonix9012
    @jonix9012 Месяц назад +24

    This is my fourth favorite podcast

    • @corym1454
      @corym1454 Месяц назад +2

      What are the others

  • @genuis9612
    @genuis9612 Месяц назад +1

    24:58 Mark, trying to find a more complimenting photo of Joe, stares six inches away from one before turning back and saying 'you're a comedian, you're not supposed to look too good' lmao

  • @beetlebayley1973
    @beetlebayley1973 Месяц назад +3

    Funniest part in Christmas vacation is he falls when the mother in law opens the hatch and you hear the film reels doing that tin rolling sound 😂

  • @NWStudiosJ
    @NWStudiosJ Месяц назад +21

    The first half of this ep is boxing talk. The second is extremely comical. I am gay.

    • @nickb9379
      @nickb9379 Месяц назад +3

      I’ll take these two talking boxing talk all day. Wouldn’t mind them talking some box (hello folks). I am as gay as they come.

  • @Flipper35
    @Flipper35 Месяц назад

    49:09 “That’s a lotta gum.”🤣
    Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 10

  • @DrewKane
    @DrewKane Месяц назад +31

    This saves me from having to watch KillTony. Thanks for that.

    • @anthonysmeltink8412
      @anthonysmeltink8412 Месяц назад +3

      Watch both or people are going to think you don't respect the Shaman

    • @DrewKane
      @DrewKane Месяц назад

      @@anthonysmeltink8412 A4=443Hz

    • @Dild0Fagg1ns
      @Dild0Fagg1ns Месяц назад +1

      The first 4 pulls were just awful. Thank God this dropped to save me.

    • @francois9457
      @francois9457 Месяц назад +2

      I mean McCusker and Lamezy is worth it.

  • @JCole-kz7ew
    @JCole-kz7ew Месяц назад +1

    59:59 Normand: she was a knitter....knitta
    Killed me 😂

  • @LiquidDaylight
    @LiquidDaylight Месяц назад +2

    18:26 Ya killed me with this, Markus 🥗🥚🎶 🤣🤣🤣

  • @djstealth4
    @djstealth4 Месяц назад +13

    0:17 Is Joe talking about Feehan? 😂

    • @JP-rj1cd
      @JP-rj1cd Месяц назад

      When isn't he

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Месяц назад +2

    It’s weird how sids coincides w the back scene schedule and yet is entirely unrelated to it

  • @mindsetmentor681
    @mindsetmentor681 Месяц назад +5

    Before everyone freaks out on Joe. John Hughes wrote Christmas vacation, he didn't direct it. Director Jeremiah S. Chechik

  • @coreyyates3385
    @coreyyates3385 Месяц назад +4

    "I'm carrying books, you're carrying faaaaaat" haha 😂

  • @antonio_carvalho
    @antonio_carvalho 4 дня назад

    Joe is hardcore in this one like in the old days, love it!!

  • @Kassiuz
    @Kassiuz Месяц назад +1

    "WE. LOVE. RAYCON." meanwhile Mark talks about his airpods every single episode lol

  • @JamesJohnson-dz1gj
    @JamesJohnson-dz1gj Месяц назад

    “Ali took some time off”… that’s one way to look at it…lol

  • @b0ssatr0n91
    @b0ssatr0n91 Месяц назад

    Longest running tradition in my family is watching 'Christmas Vacation' a little after Thanksgiving dessert. It is a Great movie, glad to see it get some recognition from the boys

  • @poodawg
    @poodawg Месяц назад +1

    "shouldnt you cater to me, well dont cater too much catering for you😂

  • @Muttsbite2
    @Muttsbite2 Месяц назад +4

    That studio is the village bike

  • @dampdoily
    @dampdoily Месяц назад

    Mrs Normand should promote Joe 'Next Guy' List in the Louisiana periodicals.

  • @johnnowak1020
    @johnnowak1020 Месяц назад +4

    “Parky and …the Brain”😂😂😂

  • @chuckcarmichael7835
    @chuckcarmichael7835 5 дней назад

    As a military Veteran, I find it hilarious that Mark wants to be the "Phone Guy" if the military draft was implemented again.

  • @RubenSotelo-jh6hq
    @RubenSotelo-jh6hq Месяц назад +2

    The pod is looking as sharp as you gents! Tuesgay!!!

  • @cougheeboyb
    @cougheeboyb Месяц назад +1

    Loving the new digs 🔥

  • @rhamondre3000
    @rhamondre3000 Месяц назад +2

    I can’t get over how much Mark looks like Attell in the picture directly to Joes right.

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Месяц назад

    Another fun ep! The "next!" bit got me real good! And as a overweight guy, I was laughing at the fat jokes!

  • @s92Nugs
    @s92Nugs Месяц назад +3

    Great episode

  • @taymeck8108
    @taymeck8108 Месяц назад

    For a back 2 back ep this one had me dying ❤

  • @okay.bruv.
    @okay.bruv. Месяц назад +2

    Shout out to Joe for clear audio on the ads!!! I'm gay!!!! ❤❤❤

  • @deeznuggs9457
    @deeznuggs9457 Месяц назад +2

    Alright Were here folks. Were doing it

  • @YetiVlogs
    @YetiVlogs Месяц назад +2

    People weren't thin in the 40s because of shame. Life was harder, required more effort, and resources were more scarce. Only the exceedingly wealthy were obese back then. We are fat now because technology replaced effort, and corn syrup replaced scarcity. The still skinny folks arrived there because of learned discipline. The rest of the chubsters never found a thing to replace the effort and when face with plenty having lived with scarcity the urge to binge is strong.

  • @JustinRK81
    @JustinRK81 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂 Glad I'm not the only one who has that weird feeling about throwing away old Christmas cards. 2:29 & My father is GAY !!

  • @MrValentineReacts
    @MrValentineReacts Месяц назад

    7:55 best yell of my life

  • @jjfreedom921
    @jjfreedom921 Месяц назад

    By far funniest podcast!

  • @michaelfabrizio3598
    @michaelfabrizio3598 Месяц назад

    “Knitter please 🤗” - Mark Normand

  • @jarenmcneil9082
    @jarenmcneil9082 Месяц назад +2

    Stunning quality

  • @omahomie
    @omahomie 20 дней назад

    I live for ya'll referencing Omaha, always excited when either of you make it here!

  • @desi4227
    @desi4227 Месяц назад

    Merry Christmas!!🎄🎄🎄

  • @chronivanmcnabb
    @chronivanmcnabb Месяц назад

    Effing hilarious second half

  • @MurfsYT13
    @MurfsYT13 Месяц назад +1

    Mark being upset his mother is proud of him is peak Normand

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 Месяц назад

    I love this pod.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Месяц назад +1

    In the draft you don’t go in the Air Force, you go to Canada.

  • @thomaskeyboard
    @thomaskeyboard Месяц назад +1

    i'd be curous to know how any pairs of raycon have been bought with that promo code

  • @djstealth4
    @djstealth4 Месяц назад +2

    4:09 Planes, trains, and automobiles!

    • @Michael-u5q
      @Michael-u5q Месяц назад

      Thhhhhoooooose aren't pillows!!!!!!!

  • @CZ76
    @CZ76 Месяц назад +1

    Joe, Obama was literally a celebrity for 8 years 😂

  • @FreddieSketti
    @FreddieSketti Месяц назад +2

    great ep

  • @soraway2567
    @soraway2567 Месяц назад

    hi, just a quick comment… firstly, love the pod… second, i preferred the hand mic because these mic stands cover your facial reactions on certain camera angles. Either way good stuff and keep it up!

  • @corbenwatts9375
    @corbenwatts9375 Месяц назад +10

    I haven't heard these 2 since 1985. Exaggerating dates is quite comedic, especially when you do it constantly.

  • @nicholasbuccelli
    @nicholasbuccelli Месяц назад

    Mark's Nike Air Max 90's sneakers are classics!!!

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 Месяц назад

    52:08 - after listening to many podcasts with Mark where he tells stories from his childhood. him saying "i love em, i had great parents" physically hurts me...

  • @kanoameriwether8221
    @kanoameriwether8221 Месяц назад

    Xmas vacation is my Xmas movie.

  • @fromsinking
    @fromsinking Месяц назад +7

    My father's straight! I'm gay!

    • @DrewKane
      @DrewKane Месяц назад +1

      We knew, son.

    • @patrickmcclelland9972
      @patrickmcclelland9972 Месяц назад +1

      @@fromsinking I'm gay, my fathers gay, my sisters gay, my uncles gay, my cat is gay

  • @zackb6312
    @zackb6312 Месяц назад

    "Next guy!"💁‍♀️
    "I think you're confused miss, you're not at work."

  • @nettle97008
    @nettle97008 Месяц назад +1

    51:08 I think people confuse the number of U.S. states with the number of playing cards in a deck.

  • @LouCuesta
    @LouCuesta Месяц назад

    40:18 I went to a diner yesterday, $70 for a bacon cheeseburger deluxe & a corn beef & hash.

  • @StormyWeather93
    @StormyWeather93 Месяц назад

    In Michigan they say that you're always within 3 miles of a lake.

  • @JMCote112
    @JMCote112 Месяц назад +5

    I wonder why they release it Monday night instead of Tuesday morning. I wonder.

  • @sk8b1rd
    @sk8b1rd Месяц назад +2

    next guy storey is genius joe “i hate myself”

  • @brocktonma.1816
    @brocktonma.1816 28 дней назад

    “Next guy” great woman

  • @Cytc33
    @Cytc33 Месяц назад

    “And a black guy yelled at me” lmao

  • @rgar1694
    @rgar1694 Месяц назад

    I like how Chuck makes Joe feel like shit about farting on the mic in the last episode but then ,in this ep, Chuck remembers Mark's moms name and Joe doesn't (further making him look like shit hahahaha)

  • @brocktonma.1816
    @brocktonma.1816 Месяц назад +1

    Hey Joe, there were more Airman killed in WWII than Sailors & Marines. Check it.

  • @40sheldon
    @40sheldon Месяц назад +1

    Great ep! No chuck, just two gays as God intended! ❤

  • @ksleep5715
    @ksleep5715 27 дней назад +1

    She was a knitter!… a knitta☝️🧐

  • @caless8693
    @caless8693 Месяц назад

    Joe commenting on Christopher Reeve: "yeah, he hurt his neck".... he can't not be funny!

  • @jasont9045
    @jasont9045 Месяц назад +3

    There’s zero chance an 80 year old ear heals up that fast

  • @per48
    @per48 Месяц назад +1

    lake superior is like 1/3 the size of my whole country dawg

  • @TheFeelingConnection
    @TheFeelingConnection Месяц назад +4

    My grandfather’s gay 🎉

  • @brocktonma.1816
    @brocktonma.1816 Месяц назад +18

    The fact Joe drinks tea is all you really need to know.

    • @POV_UT
      @POV_UT Месяц назад +2

      I am laughing

    • @jcc389
      @jcc389 Месяц назад

      I dont know

  • @michaelmcvey679
    @michaelmcvey679 Месяц назад +2

    Ranaan hates, John Hughes? What a shocker. Ranaan is a tub of clay.

  • @crowevurt
    @crowevurt Месяц назад

    mark should've casually mentioned Liz from the comedy cellar

  • @Smoochie71804
    @Smoochie71804 Месяц назад

    Joe List sounding like Johnny Carson hiding in a closet during those ad reads

  • @galacticosprey9836
    @galacticosprey9836 Месяц назад +12

    My sisters gay

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Месяц назад +1

      Get her a strapon for xmas be a supportive brother!

    • @Muttsbite2
      @Muttsbite2 Месяц назад

      Donkey burger

    • @Darkzbudz_media
      @Darkzbudz_media Месяц назад

      She ain't. I knoe

    • @ajfp2k8
      @ajfp2k8 Месяц назад

      not what she was telling me last night

  • @jeff-nv6vq
    @jeff-nv6vq Месяц назад +3

    Does joe know how creepy his commercial voice is!?

    • @brocktonma.1816
      @brocktonma.1816 Месяц назад

      Mark knows, but he just goes along to get along. Even in debates Mark just gives in rather than arguing with that goofy prick.

  • @saudm2064
    @saudm2064 Месяц назад

    Best pod. Love you guys. Gay

  • @haldeman
    @haldeman Месяц назад

    Surprised Mark missed the "knitter please"

  • @goranmenkov1918
    @goranmenkov1918 Месяц назад

    Good one