HACKERMAN'S HACKING TUTORIALS - How To Hack Time
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- Опубликовано: 25 май 2015
- Hackerman demonstrates how to hack common household objects back or forward in time
Tune in to www.vhx.tv/kungfury/updates/h... to find out more!
credits
DIRECTOR & EDITOR - Jonas Ernhill
WRITER - Leopold Nilsson
PRODUCERS - Jonas Ernhill & Leopold Nilsson
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS - David Sandberg & Linus Andersson
HACKERMAN - Leopold Nilsson
COORDINATOR - Jonathan Gustavii
DIRECTORS OF PHOTOGRAPHY - Jonas Ernhill, Martin Gärdemalm & Mattias Andersson
POST PRODUCTION - Jimmy Lotare, Line Degerhammar, Boris Söderlind & Klas Trulsson
MUSIC - iamMANOLIS ("Wave") & Lost Years ("West Side Lane)
SOUND DESIGNERS - Linda Iro Näsström & Erik Emanuelsson
COLORIST - Jonas Ernhill & Martin Graderman
PRODUCTION ASSISTANS - Anton Hjalmarsson, Patrik Löfgren & Adam Forsén
FILMED IN - The Grandma Fury’s Garage
PRODUCTION COMPANIES - Laser Unicorns & Lampray
THANKS TO - Film i Västerbotten, Random Bastards!, Forsure, Nils Moström & Jonas Westlund 
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256kb of RAM? What am I, the fucking NSA?
Thanks for nothing, Hackerman!
Its gb not kb bruh
back in 'the olden days' it was kb
+Cyka Blyat Did you even understand this video?
Cyka Blyat My comment, much like this video, should not be taken at face value. Even if that face has a fuckin' _rad_ hacker mullet on top of it.
that's the joke
My software turned into hardware after watching this
Hahaha i need to update my cv after seeing this
Nice.
😀
looks like your computer just got "turned on"
And it runs really well
As a software developer with 10+ years of experience, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Same, except in the UK you don't need a proxy, you just apply for a time license.
@@WispyWoodsman ay you got a liscence for youtube eh?
@@grigss3027 will my TV license be alright?
As a database warehouse developer for 10+ years, I can confirm all the data elements are also 100% accurate. Never touch the data disk when the time warp is active.
That makes you outdated...
"I'm gonna have to go into hardcore hacking mode" *pulls out NES power glove*
That is how you go into Hardcore Hacking Mode.
Its so *bad*
He failed because he didn't attach the Sega 3D Glasses.
He got denied so many times only because he needed more monitors, rookie mistake
256 kilobytes? ARE YOU CRAZY?
WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND ALL THAT RAM?
Marco Caputo www.downloadmoreram.com/
Whoa thanks. Now I have way more than 256 kilobytes!
Marco Caputo Hack them
FinestSeven I only had 255 kilobytes until I used this site. Neat-o!
XD
"Where did Hackerman go?" is the biggest unanswered cliffhanger ever
He went back too far where there were no computers, he still walks among us but is much older due to having to wait for tech to catch up
+Cooper Best answer ever lol
Cooper Maybe he invented the computer, he just passed on designs through the generations until someone eventually made it
he hacked too much time
Who Shot JR? has nothing on this.
This is what your grandma sees when you change the HDMI
Underrated
Underrated
😭
RUclips users when they see a funny comment: U N D E R R A T E D
I did this for my grandmother in law last year and can 100 percent confirm
“With great processing power comes great responsibility” I want that on a shirt
Great processing responsibility.
with great processing power
comes great responsibility
[ awkward silence ]
AI's should have this encoded in their rules 😂😂
"I'm a Virgin" is just more straight to the point no?
Watching this video transported me almost 4 minutes into THE FUTURE
That's great. you're already on your way. Try watching more RUclips videos to hack more time.
Unpossible
Temjen Jmr it is unpossiblen’t
Damn it transported me 3 minutes and 45 seconds into the future!!
I lost 3 and 3/4 minutes also. RUclips is the first time machine.
"Yea, I'll insert my external drive, ladies" - Hackerman 1985
+Piezor 1985
excellent.
+Piezor 2015????
I'm so fucking wet rn
I started saying that to random girls and I started getting laid like crazy. thanks hacker man.
So THAT’S where that old floppy I found in ‘05 came from.
Dont hack too much time. Careful
As a certified level 5 technician, this is totally accurate.
Instructions not clear enough, got my 'external drive' stuck in a commodore 64.
did you remember to bypass the mainframe by doing a segmentation violation? you didn't, did you?
Kandi Gloss Shit, thanks for the tip!
pfff... git gud nub. hack time EZ
heyy it's the ThioJoe meme
Tim Slee Hahahahahaha u made my day friend
when you change the color in cmd to green
*hackerman*
when you type color 360 in cmd and it displays all of the color codes
*whomst dare to disturb the all knowing?*
But he's using orange/red font.
lol
color 0a
Im Hackermann
The level of awesome of this video is just beyond the scale! Everything, the video quality, the clothes, the monologue, the gear...I mean....tears of joy!
You forgot the realism!
Guy is time travelling with 256 KB RAM, meanwhile I'm switching to 16GB RAM as the 8GB one wasn't rendering my memes properly.
First of all, you need *a lot* of RAM
At least 256 *Kilobytes*
And I thought my 10,040 byte RAM was a lot,
smh, I have been shamed
really ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@NukeRadius yes
Rastek Holy fuck that’s a lot
DEDOTATED WAAAAAAAM
256 kb of RAM !!! 👾
duhawma K, Kb or kb, or KiB?
Андрей Мишин KiB
welp I guess I'm out of luck. I will just continue watching this tutorial on my inferior 4 Gigs RAM powered machine.
In the 80's 256KB of ram was a huge amount
Regular Yugoslav my first computer had 16k...
I love that dim '80's atmosphere... like a long forgotten dream.
i know right. thats exactly what i was feeling. feels somewhat cosy
"I'm gonna have to go into hardcore hacking"
Me: WAIT WHAT HE HASNT BEEN ON HARDCORE ALREADY?!
Things were different in the 80's.
@@cthulhuhoops7538 truly
"Pulls up power glove" Shit got real
That power glove moment killed me lmfao
still more accurate than most hacking scenes today
so you're saying the scene in swordfish, where hugh jackman hacks a government database in under a minute - while getting a blowjob - is not realistic? :-(
True
Yeah, after watching the "NCIS hacking scene" where they share keyboard, I totally agree.
evn today
I like how the casual mall music plays as we all sit back and remember annotations were once a thing on youtube.
"Yeah. I'll insert my external drive, ladies."
*SELF FANNING INTENSIFIES*
Lawdy. I think I'm comin' down with a case of the vapuhs.
Terminal returned "access denied" so he bypassed it by typing "access granted". BRILLIANT!!!
Surprisingly, this legitimately works more often than it should.
Pfft. Back when the first computers arrived at home, when my family friend had to type in $ and didn't know how, he typed "Dollar Sign". Sadly the computers weren't able to understand his brilliance back then.
He actually put "acces granted" lol
Oh no! Hackerman went to a 404 page. Now he's forever lost in cybernetic time and space.
not just any 404 page, a 404 page from /2005/
WHERE DID HACKERMAN GO? click here to find out more... ruclips.net/video/H6ZFzEW7_Q4/видео.html
I've been working as a security professional for over a decade now, but I still learn new things watching this guru.
Thanks, Hackerman!
"Where did hackerman go?"
Click here to find out more...
*Clicks link*
Not Found (404)
Well that was unexpected
r.i.p. hackerman
Illuminati got him
Just hack internet time with the wayback machine, Duh. Problem solved.... for the most part... web.archive.org/web/20150601072420/www.vhx.tv/kungfury/updates/hackermans-time-hacking-tutorial
clicks link....
502 bad gateway
He in the future.. the video hasn't been made yet
Nobody's gonna talk about that dope background music?
Abhishek Nag I want it
Sounds like what Dr Disrespect uses
@@reiokimura6519 stfu
Beautiful synthwave
@AJtheory I really like his vampire movies
this could be the only movie hacking scene that leaves all the programmers happy
I fucking love that Hackerman became a meme of his own. I really want Kung Fury 2.
Make Hackerman a full blown serie! This is pure gold!
@@avae5343 haha, this was 5 yrs ago :D
@@avae5343 I totally agree.
"Click here to find out more"
RIP annotations.
So where did hackerman go?
I guess we'll never know
F
Rip hackerman
I can't click, my mouse hasn't arrived from the future yet.
ugggghhhhhhhh
Verrux Lunox he found his way into the matrix
Holy cow i hope there is more of this. This is just top level production on every level, hilarious, and I am so keen to find out where he went
@2:44 *Fist pump* Neato.
Definitely trying his best to hold himself back from laughing
I'll insert my EXTERNAL D R I V E
*L A D I E S*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
/╲/\╭( ͡⭐ ͡⭐ ͜ʖ ͡⭐ ͡⭐)╮/\╱\
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Remember, never hack too much time kids.
yeah,and stay to school...
2:46 LMFAO the "DONT LAUGH" smirk
I remember this guy from middle school. He always talked about ninjas and kept throwing stars and nunchucks in his backpack. It's nice to know what happened to him
So, do you know where he is or you are just a normie like us?
@@catfdoI think you mean when he is 😂
You know him, sir?
Guys, I have a problem. What's the next step after breaking the space-time continuum in DOS?
Moving on to the Time-Space Continuunum, in MS-DoS.
Make sure extended memory is configured properly.
Port 220, IRQ 7, DMA 1 is the correct configuration. Unless you don't have a soundblaster or compatible.
It's not a GUI so DOS? n00b
restart all space, time, and everything y/n
Error 404 : Hackerman not found..
haha yeah
Sksjajaossso ahh?
Meme error xp windows
Impossible
im going to watch every video during the end of quarantine
I absolutely love it, great job!
-"We're gonna hack this 3-1/2" floppy disk to the year 2005"
-Shows 5-1/4" floppy disk.
Yeah, that was painful.
I dont get isn't this floppy disk introduced in 1980s?
Ahhhh... memories. :)
@@gaarajeffri1512 Yes, but it's a different size of floppy
No....he was correct. He's HACKERMAN. His 3-1/2" floppy is bigger because HACKERMAN. He hacked the spacesizecontinum. He's not restricted by your "inches".
I wish I could violate segmentations like Hackerman does.
Hi Samy Kamkar :) Can one of your future projects be about "DNS rebind"? because resources for this kind of attack is really low!
However thanQ.
Amirreza Nasiri I'll add this to my list of vids! Few others coming out first that I'm pretty excited about!
I'm waiting for your projects intensively :P
Samy Kamkar Takes years to master hardcore hacking mode... Lots of high powered fans to.
Samy Kamkar Its too bad that real segmentation faults are no fun to deal with.
It is so accurate to the 80s , even the Model M's buckle spring can be heard.
It shows how much effort sandberg has put into this.
...Compared to billion dollar budget movies.
Ahem... Captain Marvel... Ahem..
Brings me back to ethical hacking class back when I took computer science. We raised enough money by 2nd semester to buy a modem for the computer lab. Fun times were had after that.
See, his problem was that he didn't have a microwave.
And bananas.... You forgot the most important thing...
and some Dr.pepper + a girl that keeps going tu tu ru
but he's a guy.
talking bout mayuri m8
Cache-Money-Sectors futurama lol
I really appreciated all the details: the empty time after each joke, the colours and filters on the video as like information lost on an analogue tape by time passing, the tracks, the hacking mode, the comprehensible strings on screen about hacking process like in mainstream movies, the dressing and hair style of hackerman that fits a nerd from the '80s...this is HUGE !!! Congrats !
This is about my 100th time watching this video, best video ever made lol,
7 years later, we still didn't know does he arrived yet?
What a terrible, tutorial, he said 3.5" disc and was holding 5 1/4" disc. Now my x86 16 mhz power rig has s fucking 3.5" disc jammed in the drive !
He hacked the imperial system to adapt it. XD
whattttttt
So the rest of tutorial looks legit to you?
Egor Tilpunov
It wasn't legit? What about recognizing irony? What I was doing?
In the time during which the movie is set, the 3.5" disk was just recently introduced, Hackerman clearly was into state of the art high-end technology but was poorly equipped with standard police equipment, he must have gotten confused. He may be brilliant, but recreational time-hacking has adverse effects even on the most intelligent people.
5 seconds in...I already liked and favorited.
falconer02 Great! I would watch Part 28 5 seconds in and I would like and favorite as we-
Oh wait
I'm pretty he said in a Q&A that he isn't very bothered by complainers and he mentioned something good about them but I forgot.
i know
Minc
Me 2 im old lol
In top ten man made videos of all time ...this would be right there with no doubt
I would really love a hackerman series or mini series
2:45 he is about to break out laughing, you can tell.
omg yes
кנ64 I would like but your likes are perfect atm
кנ64 aka 69
“I have one of the latest processors running at *7.66 MHZ* “
I remember when pressing the turbo button would add a whole 2mhz!
@@01DOGG01 In some case the turbo button actually slower your computer. It just make it goes to 4.77 MHz
@@jonathaningram8157 Well, it's either on or off so pressing it again would revert the speed boost.
Who else overcooked their PC by reading their motherboard manual and swapping jumpers? That took a while to find tune!
Fuk. Intel who???
@@KoruKinshi It was on Intel's 4mhz 286 that I first played an early ascii version of street fighter 2. It was called stick fighter, but it's not the one you find on abandonware sites. Everything was ascii. The fireballs were asterikses, the characters were made up of slashes, backslashes, dashes and such. Later on, a regular graphics version featuring only Ken and Ryu came out.
You won't find those on the Internet...
The best video on youtube
Thanks for the shout out man
I just noticed - at 2:30, he bypasses the "ACCESS DENIED" message by *typing* the words "ACCESS GRANTED"...
The Sugar Man Show hahah that is awesome :)
Clint Hobson I
Acces*
HACKER MAN
The real definition of brute force
7.66Mhz
I'll take whatever he's having.
My hair dryer is faster.
Betcha the CPU is hotter though.
Babe ya' know that heatsink don't lieee ♪
3:13 so Knuckles actually was a human before he got send to Sonic World
Wanna see a follow up! This is great!
"..go in to hardcore hacking mode"..Writes "BOOBS" on the calculator 2:23
Andreas Albihn lawl
Well spotted!!
Andreas Albihn lol - good catch!
Andreas Albihn Dammit, someone else caught this before I did.
Andreas Albihn There are so many great little details in these videos... I love this shit haha!
I'm watching this in 2005!
I didn't hack far enough into the future. I'm in 2003 instead. :(
+BenmeierTV I'm in 2001...
+johnny Ybarra Greetings from 2034!
CARLOS!
+johnny Ybarra I won't ruin your 69 likes so you have +1 here
Quick easy simple and gets to the point thanks Hackerman!
Hackerman, you're the best ! 😍
May the force be with you, young padawan 👍🏻
250kb.......... Are you insane? That is just far too much... It will create a super massive black hole....
I tried it with 999 KB and it time traveled me to 2016
Black holes can be avoided by spacing out your RAM evenly, the distribution of gravity will cancel itself out.
Jokes on you, a single KB more and you could have been in 2017, like me!
You need RAM lots of RAM at least 256 Killa-bites lol
Hackerman is a boss, FACT
The song @2:25 is called West Side Lane by Lost Years
RUclips:
Hey, here's a 5 year old video.
Wait.... Hackerman just arrive from the past and hacked RUclips to get this video recommended to everyone. Now.... It all makes sense.
Lol
Who all watched this in 144p like the lord intended
Schrödinger's Persona Eye!
lmaoo it's funny cause I actually did
Me me me...
I'm actually on a budget internet.
I believe you mean 240
The Lank God, nah! 144p is available as well.
Holy shit 7.66mhz, what an insane speed
And 256 Kilobytes, where you gonna find all that RAM? :P
You gotta download more of them at downloadmoreram.com/
We don't have that kinda technology
Lol... Ik it may sound like a joke but 7.66 mhz and 256 KB is a monstrous Build Back then same goes for 4.8 GHz ( Depends on the Processor's Core Though ) and 128 GB of Ram. So In Summary PC have changed a lot.... And Probably Today's hacker probably will be using a Monster PC for Hacking the government or shits ( IDK though )
Hackerman is the real gigachad! Give him a Redbull and a Nintendo power glove and he’s invincible!
I love this video even after 7 years
When you pass a file to a USB
*Hackerman*
The "Where did Hackerman go?" link is dead. T.T
+AntriX Yeah I want to see more and the link is definitely down. :-(
+AntriX kungfury.vhx.tv/updates/hackermans-time-hacking-tutorial
Lol thats the joke
CARLOS!
+CrysisMan 101 I don't get it....
The damn PREVUE Guide music in the background
This should have a sequel
2:24 the calculator says "800.85" LOL
After a half of minute of thinking I finally got this joke. It looks like "BOOBS'.
@@SU76M 👏
SU76M👏
"intensively bows"
Ah, no need to acclaim me so massively, my friends! Generosity of Fission Power is boundless and absolutely free!
@@SU76M It's BOB'S WITH AN EXTRA *O* HAVE SOME RESPECC
Time travel processed on a 7.66mhz CPU...
VERY IMPRESSIVE!!
It's all about optimisation
Speech synthesis on a 7.66mhz CPU
EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE!!!!!
Makes sense! Birdcage coils are used widely in nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) applications for their ability to operate in transmit/receive mode, tuned to 7.66mhz; thus allowing for time travel. Hack the Planet!
What can he do with a top tier smartphone
dont forget 256kb memory
Nice tutorial, thanks Hackerman!
One of the greatest things I've ever seen
WITH GREAT PROCESSING POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
2:35 Did he just typed "Access Granted"?
I was wondering myself.
Yes, he did lol
no he typed "Acces Granted"
I'm gonna tell my kids that this was our favorite show back in the day
We need more of this
IBM Personal Computer (PC)
Model: 5150
Released: September 1981
Price: US $1,565 ~ $3,000
CPU: Intel 8088, 4.77MHz
RAM: 16K, 640K max
Display: 80 X 24 text
Storage: dual 160KB 5.25-inch disk drives
Ports: cassette & keyboard only
5 internal expansion slots
OS: PC-DOS v1.0
www.oldcomputers.net/ibm5150.html
+Amicus Maximus damn, computers nowadays have 1000x that clock speed, and 1 million times as much ram...stuff has come far
+Kyle Frum Funny thing, the last ten years the clock speed has been standing still.
+Schnitz1 That's not true
+K4inan I have a P4 CPU with HT and over 3Ghz from 2004. Compared to previous raise in clock speed from 10+ years ago, the last years of CPU progress are embarrassing. Things have slowed down. Today, you do fine with a 4-5 years old CPU. In the late nineties, anything older than two years was considered unusable pretty much even for everyday use.
where did hackerman go? click* "not Found" :(
you had to crack in to web yo now page for hackers from hackersman . For me work
*HACKERMAN* 404'd
Of course, it was 1984 or about, and nobody paid no longer for the domain. here is the reason why it doesnt work :P
Anyway Hackerman is on 2005 now
hackerman is...gone...forever...
RIP
We need a series of short hackerman videos
Cool intro my guy 😎
I was going to throw shade on him for calling a 5¼" floppy a 3½", but then he made "80085" display on the adding machine, so we are all good here.
would have liked, but number to awesome to like
"First of all, you need a lot of RAM, at least 256 kilobytes."
hahahahahahaha
I wanted to go back to 2005, I have nothing to lose now.
That intro song.....I love it!
256kb of ram? im Not sure if i can afford it... :/
***** gonna Kill your Budget* :D
you could always just download more ram
xIronWarlordx and Cpu power?
That's stupid. No one will ever need that much memory.
"256kb of ram? im Not sure if i can afford it... :/"
I know, this is what I hate about these tutorials, they are so unrealistic, 256k, what does he thinks we have a super computer? So crazy.
Guys I tried watching this on my pc but I didn't have enough RAM and now my kernel has been corrupted due to the intense cpu output from all the hacking. Make sure to watch this with at least 64 kB.
Well, I had to pause midway because my cache buffer couldn't keep up with my hard drive rpms, and that led to my ram heating up and nearly exploding :).
insert witty cheesy hacking joke here
I had to overclock my CPU to 900 MHz and get 256 MB RAM to watch this with subpar framerate, on a nearly 17 year old ThinkPad!
Thanks for the warning! Almost made a mistake here.
Can someone help my istone 3+ crashed and it said istone ran into a problem and needs to restart but my potato 3000 worked fine but the brickwall of time blocked it
I have NO IDEA about hacking
But i needed to watch this video, just for Hackerman.
Assuming there is an actual 4-dimensional mainframe server, which has upload and download functionality, we can say that with some knowledge and entrypoints, a man can upload a set of data from our world and download it into another 4-dimensional subspace, which is past or future, and effectively perform a time travel