HACKERMAN'S HACKING TUTORIALS - How To Hack Time

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024
  • Hackerman demonstrates how to hack common household objects back or forward in time
    Tune in to www.vhx.tv/kun... to find out more!
    credits
    DIRECTOR & EDITOR - Jonas Ernhill
    WRITER - Leopold Nilsson
    PRODUCERS - Jonas Ernhill & Leopold Nilsson
    EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS - David Sandberg & Linus Andersson
    HACKERMAN - Leopold Nilsson
    COORDINATOR - Jonathan Gustavii
    DIRECTORS OF PHOTOGRAPHY - Jonas Ernhill, Martin Gärdemalm & Mattias Andersson
    POST PRODUCTION - Jimmy Lotare, Line Degerhammar, Boris Söderlind & Klas Trulsson
    MUSIC - iamMANOLIS ("Wave") & Lost Years ("West Side Lane)
    SOUND DESIGNERS - Linda Iro Näsström & Erik Emanuelsson
    COLORIST - Jonas Ernhill & Martin Graderman
    PRODUCTION ASSISTANS - Anton Hjalmarsson, Patrik Löfgren & Adam Forsén
    FILMED IN - The Grandma Fury’s Garage
    PRODUCTION COMPANIES - Laser Unicorns & Lampray
    THANKS TO - Film i Västerbotten, Random Bastards!, Forsure, Nils Moström & Jonas Westlund

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @robertbick986
    @robertbick986 5 лет назад +3383

    Watching this video transported me almost 4 minutes into THE FUTURE

    • @Deschutron
      @Deschutron 5 лет назад +98

      That's great. you're already on your way. Try watching more RUclips videos to hack more time.

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 5 лет назад +11

      Unpossible

    • @Eclin
      @Eclin 5 лет назад +10

      Temjen Jmr it is unpossiblen’t

    • @yxnghustler5412
      @yxnghustler5412 5 лет назад +2

      Damn it transported me 3 minutes and 45 seconds into the future!!

    • @rcarmisin3465
      @rcarmisin3465 5 лет назад +1

      I lost 3 and 3/4 minutes also. RUclips is the first time machine.

  • @gonzalogca4907
    @gonzalogca4907 4 года назад +2139

    As a software developer with 10+ years of experience, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

    • @WispyWoodsman
      @WispyWoodsman 3 года назад +45

      Same, except in the UK you don't need a proxy, you just apply for a time license.

    • @grigss3027
      @grigss3027 3 года назад +9

      @@WispyWoodsman ay you got a liscence for youtube eh?

    • @WispyWoodsman
      @WispyWoodsman 3 года назад +16

      @@grigss3027 will my TV license be alright?

    • @nethervvoid
      @nethervvoid 3 года назад +23

      As a database warehouse developer for 10+ years, I can confirm all the data elements are also 100% accurate. Never touch the data disk when the time warp is active.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 3 года назад +4

      That makes you outdated...

  • @chromepaintaddict9787
    @chromepaintaddict9787 8 лет назад +2856

    "Where did Hackerman go?" is the biggest unanswered cliffhanger ever

    • @Cooper287
      @Cooper287 8 лет назад +211

      He went back too far where there were no computers, he still walks among us but is much older due to having to wait for tech to catch up

    • @p90xkp
      @p90xkp 8 лет назад +13

      +Cooper Best answer ever lol

    • @chromepaintaddict9787
      @chromepaintaddict9787 8 лет назад +68

      Cooper Maybe he invented the computer, he just passed on designs through the generations until someone eventually made it

    • @NeilCaulfield
      @NeilCaulfield 8 лет назад +100

      he hacked too much time

    • @jaywunder13242
      @jaywunder13242 7 лет назад +5

      Who Shot JR? has nothing on this.

  • @bofh.3236
    @bofh.3236 5 лет назад +542

    “With great processing power comes great responsibility” I want that on a shirt

    • @olegvolkov4456
      @olegvolkov4456 2 года назад +10

      Great processing responsibility.

    • @techmouse.
      @techmouse. Год назад +4

      with great processing power
      comes great responsibility
      [ awkward silence ]

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan Год назад +2

      AI's should have this encoded in their rules 😂😂

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 11 месяцев назад

      "I'm a Virgin" is just more straight to the point no?

    • @clb8645
      @clb8645 4 месяца назад

      That's the combat seat, Jonathan Livingston Seagull. With great power comes great respronsitrillitrence.

  • @jerryjacobsunny5574
    @jerryjacobsunny5574 5 лет назад +6819

    My software turned into hardware after watching this

    • @tampyrer2444
      @tampyrer2444 5 лет назад +84

      Hahaha i need to update my cv after seeing this

    • @kl7133
      @kl7133 5 лет назад +26

      Nice.

    • @siddheshk2041
      @siddheshk2041 5 лет назад +8

      😀

    • @k1moi
      @k1moi 5 лет назад +114

      looks like your computer just got "turned on"

    • @starrykailani
      @starrykailani 5 лет назад +14

      And it runs really well

  • @GrahamBarth
    @GrahamBarth 8 лет назад +3690

    256kb of RAM? What am I, the fucking NSA?
    Thanks for nothing, Hackerman!

    • @diamonicly1813
      @diamonicly1813 8 лет назад +4

      Its gb not kb bruh

    • @NightmareNavyBlue
      @NightmareNavyBlue 8 лет назад +128

      back in 'the olden days' it was kb

    • @craazy911
      @craazy911 8 лет назад +177

      +Cyka Blyat Did you even understand this video?

    • @GrahamBarth
      @GrahamBarth 8 лет назад +60

      Cyka Blyat My comment, much like this video, should not be taken at face value. Even if that face has a fuckin' _rad_ hacker mullet on top of it.

    • @locoguy420
      @locoguy420 8 лет назад +7

      that's the joke

  • @finnabon
    @finnabon 8 лет назад +2392

    "Yea, I'll insert my external drive, ladies" - Hackerman 1985

  • @kalenipclaw5683
    @kalenipclaw5683 4 года назад +488

    "I'm gonna have to go into hardcore hacking mode" *pulls out NES power glove*

    • @willfomes406
      @willfomes406 3 года назад +29

      That is how you go into Hardcore Hacking Mode.

    • @LordRambo
      @LordRambo 3 года назад +5

      Its so *bad*

    • @buuintrospectivo4605
      @buuintrospectivo4605 2 года назад +13

      He failed because he didn't attach the Sega 3D Glasses.

    • @kfk4441
      @kfk4441 2 года назад +6

      He got denied so many times only because he needed more monitors, rookie mistake

  • @Rastek19
    @Rastek19 5 лет назад +6705

    First of all, you need *a lot* of RAM
    At least 256 *Kilobytes*

  • @yaynative
    @yaynative 6 лет назад +622

    Terminal returned "access denied" so he bypassed it by typing "access granted". BRILLIANT!!!

    • @MrLastlived
      @MrLastlived 6 лет назад +28

      Surprisingly, this legitimately works more often than it should.

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 5 лет назад +24

      Pfft. Back when the first computers arrived at home, when my family friend had to type in $ and didn't know how, he typed "Dollar Sign". Sadly the computers weren't able to understand his brilliance back then.

    • @zacharytate5142
      @zacharytate5142 5 лет назад +3

      He actually put "acces granted" lol

  • @BoundInChains
    @BoundInChains 7 лет назад +2545

    256 kb of RAM !!! 👾

    • @Andrew0you0tube
      @Andrew0you0tube 6 лет назад +17

      duhawma K, Kb or kb, or KiB?

    • @markusTegelane
      @markusTegelane 6 лет назад +10

      Андрей Мишин KiB

    • @audymaulizar6697
      @audymaulizar6697 6 лет назад +116

      welp I guess I'm out of luck. I will just continue watching this tutorial on my inferior 4 Gigs RAM powered machine.

    • @farrelfzeta6908
      @farrelfzeta6908 6 лет назад +82

      In the 80's 256KB of ram was a huge amount

    • @qallincha
      @qallincha 6 лет назад

      Regular Yugoslav my first computer had 16k...

  • @ninjaoclock3865
    @ninjaoclock3865 3 года назад +866

    This is what your grandma sees when you change the HDMI

    • @merlinismint
      @merlinismint 3 года назад +7

      Underrated

    • @BillboMC
      @BillboMC 3 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 3 года назад +1

      😭

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 2 года назад +4

      RUclips users when they see a funny comment: U N D E R R A T E D

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 2 года назад +2

      I did this for my grandmother in law last year and can 100 percent confirm

  • @kajautus
    @kajautus 8 лет назад +156

    Make Hackerman a full blown serie! This is pure gold!

    • @kajautus
      @kajautus 2 года назад +2

      @@avae5343 haha, this was 5 yrs ago :D

    • @kajautus
      @kajautus 2 года назад +3

      @@avae5343 I totally agree.

  • @csabadozsai8891
    @csabadozsai8891 5 лет назад +2998

    when you change the color in cmd to green
    *hackerman*

    • @brotnjanin
      @brotnjanin 5 лет назад +53

      when you type color 360 in cmd and it displays all of the color codes
      *whomst dare to disturb the all knowing?*

    • @NFSHeld
      @NFSHeld 5 лет назад +7

      But he's using orange/red font.

    • @章魚3000
      @章魚3000 4 года назад

      lol

    • @teamdoodz
      @teamdoodz 4 года назад

      color 0a

    • @Krybcio
      @Krybcio 4 года назад

      Im Hackermann

  • @AbhishekNag666
    @AbhishekNag666 5 лет назад +623

    Nobody's gonna talk about that dope background music?

    • @carazy123_
      @carazy123_ 5 лет назад +4

      Abhishek Nag I want it

    • @reiokimura6519
      @reiokimura6519 5 лет назад +7

      Sounds like what Dr Disrespect uses

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 4 года назад +5

      @@reiokimura6519 stfu

    • @alfonsog.3152
      @alfonsog.3152 4 года назад +20

      Beautiful synthwave

    • @ApollyonZKX
      @ApollyonZKX 4 года назад +1

      @AJtheory I really like his vampire movies

  • @patrikandersson8154
    @patrikandersson8154 3 года назад +76

    The level of awesome of this video is just beyond the scale! Everything, the video quality, the clothes, the monologue, the gear...I mean....tears of joy!

  • @alessandroiudicone
    @alessandroiudicone 7 лет назад +66

    I really appreciated all the details: the empty time after each joke, the colours and filters on the video as like information lost on an analogue tape by time passing, the tracks, the hacking mode, the comprehensible strings on screen about hacking process like in mainstream movies, the dressing and hair style of hackerman that fits a nerd from the '80s...this is HUGE !!! Congrats !

  • @trbd
    @trbd 7 лет назад +463

    still more accurate than most hacking scenes today

    • @oliverludwig6148
      @oliverludwig6148 7 лет назад +10

      so you're saying the scene in swordfish, where hugh jackman hacks a government database in under a minute - while getting a blowjob - is not realistic? :-(

    • @yeastyyeasty2168
      @yeastyyeasty2168 7 лет назад +4

      True

    • @MrWAERNER
      @MrWAERNER Год назад +6

      Yeah, after watching the "NCIS hacking scene" where they share keyboard, I totally agree.

    • @belowfactual
      @belowfactual 10 месяцев назад

      evn today

  • @332DeathEater
    @332DeathEater 5 лет назад +550

    "Pulls up power glove" Shit got real

  • @BMWLuke
    @BMWLuke 5 лет назад +52

    As a certified level 5 technician, this is totally accurate.

  • @falconer02
    @falconer02 9 лет назад +3933

    5 seconds in...I already liked and favorited.

    • @PokeShadow77
      @PokeShadow77 9 лет назад +4

      falconer02 Great! I would watch Part 28 5 seconds in and I would like and favorite as we-
      Oh wait

    • @PokeShadow77
      @PokeShadow77 9 лет назад

      I'm pretty he said in a Q&A that he isn't very bothered by complainers and he mentioned something good about them but I forgot.

    • @PokeShadow77
      @PokeShadow77 9 лет назад +2

      i know

    • @bransondillman8621
      @bransondillman8621 9 лет назад

      Minc

    • @mob5636
      @mob5636 9 лет назад

      Me 2 im old lol

  • @Domarius64
    @Domarius64 6 лет назад +1797

    I just noticed - at 2:30, he bypasses the "ACCESS DENIED" message by *typing* the words "ACCESS GRANTED"...

    • @Domarius64
      @Domarius64 6 лет назад +18

      The Sugar Man Show hahah that is awesome :)

    • @xiulanlin9516
      @xiulanlin9516 6 лет назад +4

      Clint Hobson I

    • @FruitMCP
      @FruitMCP 6 лет назад +18

      Acces*

    • @balls582
      @balls582 6 лет назад +21

      HACKER MAN

    • @TheMahdip
      @TheMahdip 5 лет назад +6

      The real definition of brute force

  • @samykamkar
    @samykamkar 9 лет назад +2332

    I wish I could violate segmentations like Hackerman does.

    • @AmirrezaNasiri
      @AmirrezaNasiri 9 лет назад +3

      Hi Samy Kamkar :) Can one of your future projects be about "DNS rebind"? because resources for this kind of attack is really low!
      However thanQ.

    • @samykamkar
      @samykamkar 9 лет назад +7

      Amirreza Nasiri I'll add this to my list of vids! Few others coming out first that I'm pretty excited about!

    • @AmirrezaNasiri
      @AmirrezaNasiri 9 лет назад +1

      I'm waiting for your projects intensively :P

    • @TheWayoftheSith
      @TheWayoftheSith 9 лет назад +4

      Samy Kamkar Takes years to master hardcore hacking mode... Lots of high powered fans to.

    • @AlphaSquadZero
      @AlphaSquadZero 9 лет назад +5

      Samy Kamkar Its too bad that real segmentation faults are no fun to deal with.

  • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
    @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 4 года назад +46

    So THAT’S where that old floppy I found in ‘05 came from.

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 3 года назад

      Dont hack too much time. Careful

  • @TheMarcodiator
    @TheMarcodiator 9 лет назад +4421

    256 kilobytes? ARE YOU CRAZY?
    WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND ALL THAT RAM?

    • @FinestSeven
      @FinestSeven 9 лет назад +196

      Marco Caputo www.downloadmoreram.com/

    • @TheMarcodiator
      @TheMarcodiator 9 лет назад +87

      Whoa thanks. Now I have way more than 256 kilobytes!

    • @MasterPivot
      @MasterPivot 9 лет назад +7

      Marco Caputo Hack them

    • @LeggoMyNooks
      @LeggoMyNooks 9 лет назад +16

      FinestSeven I only had 255 kilobytes until I used this site. Neat-o!

    • @MasterPivot
      @MasterPivot 9 лет назад +1

      XD

  • @LeandroR99
    @LeandroR99 8 лет назад +135

    Oh no! Hackerman went to a 404 page. Now he's forever lost in cybernetic time and space.

    • @MadGnu
      @MadGnu 6 лет назад +6

      not just any 404 page, a 404 page from /2005/

  • @CiggyRat
    @CiggyRat 7 лет назад +3462

    I'll insert my EXTERNAL D R I V E
    *L A D I E S*

    • @jessesorenson4161
      @jessesorenson4161 6 лет назад +102

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @name1585
      @name1585 6 лет назад +65

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @pein417
      @pein417 6 лет назад +59

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shutupMaji
      @shutupMaji 6 лет назад +42

      /╲/\╭( ͡⭐ ͡⭐ ͜ʖ ͡⭐ ͡⭐)╮/\╱\

    • @KaiiyV2
      @KaiiyV2 6 лет назад +40

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @ankeshnand
    @ankeshnand 3 года назад +126

    Guy is time travelling with 256 KB RAM, meanwhile I'm switching to 16GB RAM as the 8GB one wasn't rendering my memes properly.

  • @Razgriz_01
    @Razgriz_01 5 лет назад +653

    "Click here to find out more"
    RIP annotations.

    • @verruxlunox8438
      @verruxlunox8438 5 лет назад +43

      So where did hackerman go?
      I guess we'll never know

    • @jpmelo.750
      @jpmelo.750 4 года назад +12

      F
      Rip hackerman

    • @PaulStringini
      @PaulStringini 4 года назад +23

      I can't click, my mouse hasn't arrived from the future yet.

    • @lebidu9100
      @lebidu9100 4 года назад

      ugggghhhhhhhh

    • @kykise1395
      @kykise1395 4 года назад

      Verrux Lunox he found his way into the matrix

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 8 лет назад +2205

    Instructions not clear enough, got my 'external drive' stuck in a commodore 64.

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 8 лет назад +72

      did you remember to bypass the mainframe by doing a segmentation violation? you didn't, did you?

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 8 лет назад +41

      Kandi Gloss Shit, thanks for the tip!

    • @10bwonder
      @10bwonder 8 лет назад +19

      pfff... git gud nub. hack time EZ

    • @rowawn364
      @rowawn364 8 лет назад

      heyy it's the ThioJoe meme

    • @TargeTOrane
      @TargeTOrane 7 лет назад +5

      Tim Slee Hahahahahaha u made my day friend

  • @David-l3q3m
    @David-l3q3m 7 лет назад +195

    2:45 he is about to break out laughing, you can tell.

  • @sorenaespahbod7792
    @sorenaespahbod7792 4 года назад +2

    WHERE DID HACKERMAN GO? click here to find out more... ruclips.net/video/H6ZFzEW7_Q4/видео.html

  • @khrissxander
    @khrissxander 5 лет назад +773

    Time travel processed on a 7.66mhz CPU...
    VERY IMPRESSIVE!!

    • @sen_ex
      @sen_ex 5 лет назад +46

      It's all about optimisation

    • @thecamperDK
      @thecamperDK 5 лет назад +24

      Speech synthesis on a 7.66mhz CPU
      EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE!!!!!

    • @cranberryeater7459
      @cranberryeater7459 5 лет назад +5

      Makes sense! Birdcage coils are used widely in nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) applications for their ability to operate in transmit/receive mode, tuned to 7.66mhz; thus allowing for time travel. Hack the Planet!

    • @Jasonth131
      @Jasonth131 4 года назад +3

      What can he do with a top tier smartphone

    • @selami32
      @selami32 4 года назад +2

      dont forget 256kb memory

  • @tahustvedt
    @tahustvedt 5 лет назад +2080

    -"We're gonna hack this 3-1/2" floppy disk to the year 2005"
    -Shows 5-1/4" floppy disk.

    • @TheAnon03
      @TheAnon03 5 лет назад +97

      Yeah, that was painful.

    • @gaarajeffri1512
      @gaarajeffri1512 5 лет назад +7

      I dont get isn't this floppy disk introduced in 1980s?

    • @Federation42movies
      @Federation42movies 5 лет назад +8

      Ahhhh... memories. :)

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 5 лет назад +20

      @@gaarajeffri1512 Yes, but it's a different size of floppy

    • @005AGIMA
      @005AGIMA 5 лет назад +124

      No....he was correct. He's HACKERMAN. His 3-1/2" floppy is bigger because HACKERMAN. He hacked the spacesizecontinum. He's not restricted by your "inches".

  • @benwilliams3539
    @benwilliams3539 8 лет назад +221

    Remember, never hack too much time kids.

    • @savascc
      @savascc 8 лет назад +5

      yeah,and stay to school...

  • @Slash27015
    @Slash27015 4 года назад +10

    I like how the casual mall music plays as we all sit back and remember annotations were once a thing on youtube.

  • @von_rabenfels6533
    @von_rabenfels6533 7 лет назад +256

    with great processing-power comes great responsibility!!

  • @dakariszulu
    @dakariszulu 7 лет назад +810

    Error 404 : Hackerman not found..

  • @mrflip-flop3198
    @mrflip-flop3198 5 лет назад +509

    "Oh no."
    *Top 10 Famous Last Words*

    • @zecle
      @zecle 5 лет назад +7

      KNUCKLES

  • @midnightblue1874
    @midnightblue1874 3 года назад +24

    I love that dim '80's atmosphere... like a long forgotten dream.

    • @E-plunksna
      @E-plunksna 3 года назад +1

      i know right. thats exactly what i was feeling. feels somewhat cosy

  • @Zyperior
    @Zyperior 9 лет назад +412

    "..go in to hardcore hacking mode"..Writes "BOOBS" on the calculator 2:23

    • @deanzeez
      @deanzeez 9 лет назад +9

      Andreas Albihn lawl

    • @AXIIIM
      @AXIIIM 9 лет назад +17

      Well spotted!!

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 9 лет назад +9

      Andreas Albihn lol - good catch!

    • @WalterJohnson_is_modok
      @WalterJohnson_is_modok 9 лет назад +2

      Andreas Albihn Dammit, someone else caught this before I did.

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac 9 лет назад +10

      Andreas Albihn There are so many great little details in these videos... I love this shit haha!

  • @rjhwinner0315
    @rjhwinner0315 5 лет назад +1233

    “I have one of the latest processors running at *7.66 MHZ* “

    • @01DOGG01
      @01DOGG01 5 лет назад +91

      I remember when pressing the turbo button would add a whole 2mhz!

    • @jonathaningram8157
      @jonathaningram8157 5 лет назад +39

      @@01DOGG01 In some case the turbo button actually slower your computer. It just make it goes to 4.77 MHz

    • @01DOGG01
      @01DOGG01 5 лет назад +29

      @@jonathaningram8157 Well, it's either on or off so pressing it again would revert the speed boost.
      Who else overcooked their PC by reading their motherboard manual and swapping jumpers? That took a while to find tune!

    • @KoruKinshi
      @KoruKinshi 5 лет назад +2

      Fuk. Intel who???

    • @01DOGG01
      @01DOGG01 5 лет назад +6

      @@KoruKinshi It was on Intel's 4mhz 286 that I first played an early ascii version of street fighter 2. It was called stick fighter, but it's not the one you find on abandonware sites. Everything was ascii. The fireballs were asterikses, the characters were made up of slashes, backslashes, dashes and such. Later on, a regular graphics version featuring only Ken and Ryu came out.
      You won't find those on the Internet...

  • @05Rudey
    @05Rudey 8 лет назад +436

    250kb.......... Are you insane? That is just far too much... It will create a super massive black hole....

    • @leusmurphy
      @leusmurphy 8 лет назад +40

      I tried it with 999 KB and it time traveled me to 2016

    • @TheCrash480
      @TheCrash480 7 лет назад +20

      Black holes can be avoided by spacing out your RAM evenly, the distribution of gravity will cancel itself out.
      Jokes on you, a single KB more and you could have been in 2017, like me!

  • @LiamS-bl2ry
    @LiamS-bl2ry 4 месяца назад +4

    It's 2024 and this tutorial is pure gold... on every level, in every aspect.
    Haven't laughed this hard in a while!
    Thank you so much! So charming.

  • @ddrninjette
    @ddrninjette 7 лет назад +51

    When hacking time, you need redirect the kernel scheduling interrupts from the hard drive bracket directly into static RAM. Otherwise, segmentation faults within the serial data bus will make the space-time bridge unstable.

  • @zanfear
    @zanfear 5 лет назад +359

    2:24 the calculator says "800.85" LOL

    • @SU76M
      @SU76M 5 лет назад +71

      After a half of minute of thinking I finally got this joke. It looks like "BOOBS'.

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 5 лет назад +16

      @@SU76M 👏

    • @darknova8858
      @darknova8858 4 года назад +3

      SU76M👏

    • @SU76M
      @SU76M 4 года назад +2

      "intensively bows"
      Ah, no need to acclaim me so massively, my friends! Generosity of Fission Power is boundless and absolutely free!

    • @haniDopeman
      @haniDopeman 4 года назад

      @@SU76M It's BOB'S WITH AN EXTRA *O* HAVE SOME RESPECC

  • @JustRichærd
    @JustRichærd 5 лет назад +263

    When you pass a file to a USB
    *Hackerman*

  • @wonderwaffle8718
    @wonderwaffle8718 3 года назад +8

    "Yeah. I'll insert my external drive, ladies."
    *SELF FANNING INTENSIFIES*
    Lawdy. I think I'm comin' down with a case of the vapuhs.

  • @Cache-Money-Sectors
    @Cache-Money-Sectors 8 лет назад +621

    See, his problem was that he didn't have a microwave.

    • @Shindenize
      @Shindenize 8 лет назад +40

      And bananas.... You forgot the most important thing...

    • @MrTheellis
      @MrTheellis 8 лет назад +33

      and some Dr.pepper + a girl that keeps going tu tu ru

    • @Loansome_
      @Loansome_ 8 лет назад +21

      but he's a guy.

    • @MrTheellis
      @MrTheellis 8 лет назад +6

      talking bout mayuri m8

    • @alberteinstein127
      @alberteinstein127 8 лет назад

      Cache-Money-Sectors futurama lol

  • @moikayuso9700
    @moikayuso9700 8 лет назад +816

    "Where did hackerman go?"
    Click here to find out more...
    *Clicks link*
    Not Found (404)
    Well that was unexpected

    • @alexkozliayev9902
      @alexkozliayev9902 8 лет назад +90

      r.i.p. hackerman

    • @igoooralves
      @igoooralves 8 лет назад +49

      Illuminati got him

    • @ThatKomputerKat
      @ThatKomputerKat 7 лет назад +27

      Just hack internet time with the wayback machine, Duh. Problem solved.... for the most part... web.archive.org/web/20150601072420/www.vhx.tv/kungfury/updates/hackermans-time-hacking-tutorial

    • @cowlin5051
      @cowlin5051 7 лет назад +3

      clicks link....
      502 bad gateway

    • @WhileTrueCode
      @WhileTrueCode 7 лет назад +82

      He in the future.. the video hasn't been made yet

  • @JasonHolbert
    @JasonHolbert 7 лет назад +92

    I was going to throw shade on him for calling a 5¼" floppy a 3½", but then he made "80085" display on the adding machine, so we are all good here.

    • @campo8777
      @campo8777 Год назад +2

      would have liked, but number to awesome to like

  • @lazy2508
    @lazy2508 3 года назад +37

    "I'm gonna have to go into hardcore hacking"
    Me: WAIT WHAT HE HASNT BEEN ON HARDCORE ALREADY?!

    • @cthulhuhoops7538
      @cthulhuhoops7538 3 года назад +1

      Things were different in the 80's.

    • @lazy2508
      @lazy2508 3 года назад +1

      @@cthulhuhoops7538 truly

  • @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289
    @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289 8 лет назад +116

    Holy shit 7.66mhz, what an insane speed

    • @howardagnew8471
      @howardagnew8471 7 лет назад +8

      And 256 Kilobytes, where you gonna find all that RAM? :P

    • @sirpringlesmcgoose4501
      @sirpringlesmcgoose4501 6 лет назад +2

      You gotta download more of them at downloadmoreram.com/

    • @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289
      @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289 6 лет назад

      We don't have that kinda technology

    • @mineshaft12
      @mineshaft12 6 лет назад

      Lol... Ik it may sound like a joke but 7.66 mhz and 256 KB is a monstrous Build Back then same goes for 4.8 GHz ( Depends on the Processor's Core Though ) and 128 GB of Ram. So In Summary PC have changed a lot.... And Probably Today's hacker probably will be using a Monster PC for Hacking the government or shits ( IDK though )

  • @comanda4
    @comanda4 8 лет назад +30

    the colorgrading is so good:*

  • @semicharmedkindofguy3088
    @semicharmedkindofguy3088 7 лет назад +808

    Who all watched this in 144p like the lord intended

    • @michieljames737
      @michieljames737 7 лет назад +8

      Schrödinger's Persona Eye!

    • @haizi7179
      @haizi7179 6 лет назад +5

      lmaoo it's funny cause I actually did

    • @sharif47
      @sharif47 6 лет назад +14

      Me me me...
      I'm actually on a budget internet.

    • @thelankgod8073
      @thelankgod8073 6 лет назад +1

      I believe you mean 240

    • @sharif47
      @sharif47 6 лет назад +5

      The Lank God, nah! 144p is available as well.

  • @0x777
    @0x777 Год назад +2

    I've been working as a security professional for over a decade now, but I still learn new things watching this guru.
    Thanks, Hackerman!

  • @robertyang4365
    @robertyang4365 9 лет назад +50

    "First of all, you need a lot of RAM, at least 256 kilobytes."
    hahahahahahaha

  • @afallingtree9114
    @afallingtree9114 5 лет назад +513

    *Hackerman, take me by the hand, lead me to the land of lots of RAM*

  • @BlackBunik
    @BlackBunik 9 лет назад +214

    Three and half inch... ahahahahahaha I lost it at that point. :D

    • @bahamatodd
      @bahamatodd 9 лет назад +115

      BlackBunik Except its a 5.25" floppy...

    • @BlackBunik
      @BlackBunik 9 лет назад +16

      Todd Wilson Yes exactly. :P

    • @Y0cke
      @Y0cke 9 лет назад +17

      BlackBunik How the hell would he know? We don't use inches in Sweden.

    • @bahamatodd
      @bahamatodd 9 лет назад +29

      Y0cke Sure you do. Floppy drives were always marketed in inches. The wheels on your car are also in inches. :)

    • @BlackBunik
      @BlackBunik 9 лет назад +48

      Because every IT guy knows what 3,5" and 5,25" floppy is? That is how he would know.

  • @gnuPirate
    @gnuPirate 6 месяцев назад +1

    Holy cow i hope there is more of this. This is just top level production on every level, hilarious, and I am so keen to find out where he went

  • @kristina80ification
    @kristina80ification 8 лет назад +28

    I love this, there should be an entire series of this.

  • @an7r1x
    @an7r1x 9 лет назад +747

    The "Where did Hackerman go?" link is dead. T.T

    • @markrusso9427
      @markrusso9427 9 лет назад +3

      +AntriX Yeah I want to see more and the link is definitely down. :-(

    • @ZuhayrSIslam
      @ZuhayrSIslam 9 лет назад +46

      +AntriX kungfury.vhx.tv/updates/hackermans-time-hacking-tutorial

    • @krai
      @krai 8 лет назад +5

      Lol thats the joke

    • @CARLOS-ij4vu
      @CARLOS-ij4vu 8 лет назад +1

      CARLOS!

    • @tdmisawesome
      @tdmisawesome 8 лет назад +2

      +CrysisMan 101 I don't get it....

  • @jmbmntis
    @jmbmntis 8 лет назад +51

    WITH GREAT PROCESSING POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

  • @alejandrocastro211
    @alejandrocastro211 Год назад +3

    this could be the only movie hacking scene that leaves all the programmers happy

  • @Toresdale
    @Toresdale 8 лет назад +557

    7.66Mhz
    I'll take whatever he's having.

    • @Eugenijus19
      @Eugenijus19 8 лет назад +85

      My hair dryer is faster.

    • @Toresdale
      @Toresdale 8 лет назад +146

      Betcha the CPU is hotter though.

    • @hameythehamster
      @hameythehamster 7 лет назад +2

      Babe ya' know that heatsink don't lieee ♪

  • @kunven
    @kunven 7 лет назад +9

    2:43 you can see the actor almost can't take it anymore and he starts smiling a little bit, guess they really had a lot of fun making this

  • @ptabakis
    @ptabakis 6 лет назад +145

    Where did Hackerman go link is in the future. Not created yet.

    • @thec-m
      @thec-m 6 лет назад +18

      web.archive.org/web/20150601072420/www.vhx.tv/kungfury/updates/hackermans-time-hacking-tutorial
      Looks like it was a competition. I think a photoshop with Bill and Ted won.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 лет назад +4

      @@thec-m So he went into the past instead.

    • @SetlingAxe
      @SetlingAxe 5 лет назад +1

      The links doesent exists anymore
      What exists is the ZELDAS

    • @cla1814
      @cla1814 5 лет назад

      @@thec-m cowabunga dude! those some mad Heavy Time Traveling skills! using the internet!

    • @spaceforcememes8104
      @spaceforcememes8104 5 лет назад

      @@thec-m You the real MVP

  • @crynetsilph2276
    @crynetsilph2276 4 года назад +61

    It is so accurate to the 80s , even the Model M's buckle spring can be heard.
    It shows how much effort sandberg has put into this.
    ...Compared to billion dollar budget movies.

  • @thelatenightguard7763
    @thelatenightguard7763 9 лет назад +275

    I'm watching this in 2005!

    • @epicbenstudios
      @epicbenstudios 9 лет назад +6

      I didn't hack far enough into the future. I'm in 2003 instead. :(

    • @tanknomaniac
      @tanknomaniac 9 лет назад

      +BenmeierTV I'm in 2001...

    • @richneuro6121
      @richneuro6121 8 лет назад +4

      +johnny Ybarra Greetings from 2034!

    • @CARLOS-ij4vu
      @CARLOS-ij4vu 8 лет назад

      CARLOS!

    • @imehandle
      @imehandle 8 лет назад +1

      +johnny Ybarra I won't ruin your 69 likes so you have +1 here

  • @donniedollarhidejr.2766
    @donniedollarhidejr.2766 7 лет назад +342

    Hi Hackerman, need some help. I've heard about a new operating system called MS-DOS. What are your thoughs about it?

    • @DBAWESOMESAUCE
      @DBAWESOMESAUCE 6 лет назад +52

      S T I N K Y P R O P R I E T A R Y S O F T W A R E

    • @StudioNetcom
      @StudioNetcom 6 лет назад +45

      Shitty OS used by IT noobs ... Full of opened doors, at least it doesn't have any windows...

    • @50MGG
      @50MGG 6 лет назад +11

      CP/M > MS-DOS

    • @SeeJamesPaint
      @SeeJamesPaint 5 лет назад +2

      MS-DOS will find it's true potential in the near future with the introduction of the super color computer TRS-80

    • @jonatansaari2137
      @jonatansaari2137 5 лет назад +2

      @vt6688 Microsoft Disk Operating System New Technology ^^

  • @m1leswilliams
    @m1leswilliams 8 лет назад +368

    What a terrible, tutorial, he said 3.5" disc and was holding 5 1/4" disc. Now my x86 16 mhz power rig has s fucking 3.5" disc jammed in the drive !

    • @arpharazon999
      @arpharazon999 8 лет назад +51

      He hacked the imperial system to adapt it. XD

    • @JamesSSWayne
      @JamesSSWayne 7 лет назад +1

      whattttttt

    • @Edelgul1717
      @Edelgul1717 7 лет назад +6

      So the rest of tutorial looks legit to you?

    • @arpharazon999
      @arpharazon999 7 лет назад +2

      Egor Tilpunov
      It wasn't legit? What about recognizing irony? What I was doing?

    • @colonelburton8451
      @colonelburton8451 7 лет назад +16

      In the time during which the movie is set, the 3.5" disk was just recently introduced, Hackerman clearly was into state of the art high-end technology but was poorly equipped with standard police equipment, he must have gotten confused. He may be brilliant, but recreational time-hacking has adverse effects even on the most intelligent people.

  • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
    @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 лет назад +7

    I fucking love that Hackerman became a meme of his own. I really want Kung Fury 2.

  • @jimmy1395
    @jimmy1395 5 лет назад +91

    "We're gonna hack this 3.5 inch floppy disk"
    Shows me a 5.25 inch floppy disk.

  • @khalilal-bukhari7042
    @khalilal-bukhari7042 9 лет назад +19

    256 kilobytes? YOUR MADNESS WILL DESTROY US ALL

  • @JAKX091
    @JAKX091 8 лет назад +268

    1:47 Hackerman plis

  • @MonokhromatiQ
    @MonokhromatiQ 4 года назад +3

    @2:44 *Fist pump* Neato.
    Definitely trying his best to hold himself back from laughing

  • @sickmedia
    @sickmedia 7 лет назад +77

    The 3.5" disk at 1:08 is actually a 5 1/4" disk. Now, how will I ever believe anything this guy has to say?

    • @sirluis4972
      @sirluis4972 6 лет назад +21

      sickmedia bro it was hacked back in time that's why

    • @bbeightynine
      @bbeightynine 6 лет назад +6

      Yup, reacted to that too! It's clearly not a 3.5 inch floppy disk - how did that one slip through? David is otherwise such a perfectionist!

    • @VinzRex
      @VinzRex 6 лет назад +6

      @@bbeightynine He actually explained in an interview that he got confused with American measurements.
      The video is below, the question is asked at 30:40.
      ruclips.net/video/lvayhWFhDH4/видео.html

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 5 лет назад

      Yes. I actually temever those disks. And computers actually having that kind of specs he mentions.

    • @Ragingeek
      @Ragingeek Год назад

      Wonder if he said that purposely, Hackerman would never make a mistake like that.

  • @Nox-Eldar
    @Nox-Eldar 8 лет назад +105

    You need RAM lots of RAM at least 256 Killa-bites lol
    Hackerman is a boss, FACT

  • @IlknurMustafa
    @IlknurMustafa 8 лет назад +101

    "Neato!!"- Stares blankly into the camera for awkward 4 seconds.. I lost my fucking shit there

  • @ringinmori728
    @ringinmori728 2 года назад +2

    7 years later, we still didn't know does he arrived yet?

  • @Lolwutdesu9000
    @Lolwutdesu9000 8 лет назад +272

    Guys I tried watching this on my pc but I didn't have enough RAM and now my kernel has been corrupted due to the intense cpu output from all the hacking. Make sure to watch this with at least 64 kB.

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 8 лет назад +9

      Well, I had to pause midway because my cache buffer couldn't keep up with my hard drive rpms, and that led to my ram heating up and nearly exploding :).

    • @nepnepnepnepnep
      @nepnepnepnepnep 8 лет назад +5

      insert witty cheesy hacking joke here

    • @Wasmachineman
      @Wasmachineman 7 лет назад +13

      I had to overclock my CPU to 900 MHz and get 256 MB RAM to watch this with subpar framerate, on a nearly 17 year old ThinkPad!

    • @XSamsaX
      @XSamsaX 7 лет назад +5

      Thanks for the warning! Almost made a mistake here.

    • @yeastyyeasty2168
      @yeastyyeasty2168 7 лет назад

      Can someone help my istone 3+ crashed and it said istone ran into a problem and needs to restart but my potato 3000 worked fine but the brickwall of time blocked it

  • @lolihavenoclue5107
    @lolihavenoclue5107 7 лет назад +107

    When you type "Password" in password feild, and it works

    • @twinkacast
      @twinkacast 7 лет назад +2

      I'm GingeCastIsCool a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶'m̶ ̶a̶n̶o̶n̶y̶m̶o̶u̶s̶. R҉i҉s҉e҉ nah what you do is look up their Facebook and put the names of their dogs in.

  • @gamesonvhs5927
    @gamesonvhs5927 8 лет назад +52

    With great processing power comes great responsibility.

  • @joemaydaytv7354
    @joemaydaytv7354 4 года назад +15

    0:21 That's some quality typing 👌

  • @redelpedron325
    @redelpedron325 8 лет назад +70

    2:35 Did he just typed "Access Granted"?

    • @crownlessKingg
      @crownlessKingg 8 лет назад

      I was wondering myself.

    •  8 лет назад

      Yes, he did lol

    • @Graberweg
      @Graberweg 8 лет назад +12

      no he typed "Acces Granted"

  • @Amicus_Maximus
    @Amicus_Maximus 9 лет назад +77

    IBM Personal Computer (PC)
    Model: 5150
    Released: September 1981
    Price: US $1,565 ~ $3,000
    CPU: Intel 8088, 4.77MHz
    RAM: 16K, 640K max
    Display: 80 X 24 text
    Storage: dual 160KB 5.25-inch disk drives
    Ports: cassette & keyboard only
    5 internal expansion slots
    OS: PC-DOS v1.0

    • @Amicus_Maximus
      @Amicus_Maximus 9 лет назад

      www.oldcomputers.net/ibm5150.html

    • @hiitsmeagian1
      @hiitsmeagian1 9 лет назад +11

      +Amicus Maximus damn, computers nowadays have 1000x that clock speed, and 1 million times as much ram...stuff has come far

    • @Schnitz1
      @Schnitz1 9 лет назад +9

      +Kyle Frum Funny thing, the last ten years the clock speed has been standing still.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 8 лет назад

      +Schnitz1 That's not true

    • @Schnitz1
      @Schnitz1 8 лет назад +11

      +K4inan I have a P4 CPU with HT and over 3Ghz from 2004. Compared to previous raise in clock speed from 10+ years ago, the last years of CPU progress are embarrassing. Things have slowed down. Today, you do fine with a 4-5 years old CPU. In the late nineties, anything older than two years was considered unusable pretty much even for everyday use.

  • @Coolkc456
    @Coolkc456 9 лет назад +89

    I think Hackerman hacked my heart...

    • @itslenaenae4493
      @itslenaenae4493 8 лет назад +19

      Ew.

    • @PygmalionFaciebat
      @PygmalionFaciebat 8 лет назад

      +Coolkc456 Aaw thank you

    • @RiverX
      @RiverX 8 лет назад

      st-im.kinopoisk.ru/im/kadr/2/6/0/kinopoisk.ru-Leopold-Nilsson-2607810.jpg

    • @OsyenVyeter
      @OsyenVyeter 7 лет назад

      you have seen the full "kung fury" movie from which hes from right?

  • @kyt8863
    @kyt8863 4 года назад +20

    I remember this guy from middle school. He always talked about ninjas and kept throwing stars and nunchucks in his backpack. It's nice to know what happened to him

    • @catfdo
      @catfdo 3 года назад +1

      So, do you know where he is or you are just a normie like us?

    • @johnswick1351
      @johnswick1351 Год назад

      ​@@catfdoI think you mean when he is 😂

    • @mstuomel
      @mstuomel 10 месяцев назад

      You know him, sir?

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 8 лет назад +11

    A) Matter can neither be created nor destroyed.
    B) Matter is simply energy reduced to a slow vibratory frequency.
    C) Computers run on energy, and communicate with binary code, which is merely a frequency pattern of 1's, and 0's
    D) Considering all of the above, we can safely assume that it is possible to, in-fact, _hack_ time.

  • @itsjustnils
    @itsjustnils 8 лет назад +643

    256kb of ram? im Not sure if i can afford it... :/

    • @itsjustnils
      @itsjustnils 8 лет назад +10

      ***** gonna Kill your Budget* :D

    • @xIronWarlordx
      @xIronWarlordx 8 лет назад +65

      you could always just download more ram

    • @itsjustnils
      @itsjustnils 8 лет назад +2

      xIronWarlordx and Cpu power?

    • @LordZordid
      @LordZordid 8 лет назад +16

      That's stupid. No one will ever need that much memory.

    • @andresisthename
      @andresisthename 8 лет назад +7

      "256kb of ram? im Not sure if i can afford it... :/"
      I know, this is what I hate about these tutorials, they are so unrealistic, 256k, what does he thinks we have a super computer? So crazy.

  • @JeeChristiansen
    @JeeChristiansen 9 лет назад +87

    3.5 floppy? Isn't that a 5.25?

    • @PatrikLermon
      @PatrikLermon 9 лет назад +3

      Jee Christiansen certainly

    • @MrChompers100
      @MrChompers100 9 лет назад +4

      Jee Christiansen Yeah! You'd think a 1980s hacker of his sophistication would know the difference...

    • @PatrikLermon
      @PatrikLermon 9 лет назад +8

      No wonder he got lost... xD

    • @Metodisten
      @Metodisten 9 лет назад +26

      Might also be a joke on 80s movies where they never used the right terminology and always said wrong things about every thing. Specially in movies with computer talk. Wasn't it in War Games he said. "I can't read the drive. It has ben defragged."

    • @xxGLhrMxx
      @xxGLhrMxx 9 лет назад +5

      You didn't just try to correct Hackerman, did you?

  • @Jomster777
    @Jomster777 4 года назад +12

    I'm gonna tell my kids that this was our favorite show back in the day

  • @StricklandAssistantManager
    @StricklandAssistantManager 9 лет назад +10

    Now I know how to hack time!
    It took me long enough to figure out Peggy's computer, but now I've mastered it all.

    • @louisschwer2249
      @louisschwer2249 9 лет назад +1

      Terrific

    • @MADMAX-gq3cv
      @MADMAX-gq3cv 9 лет назад

      I sell propane

    • @deadlightdrifter3462
      @deadlightdrifter3462 9 лет назад

      Hank hill how the fuck did i find you here i always find you i dont even know if i should keep mentioning it i first found you on stevie T's channel

  • @BrianHennemuth
    @BrianHennemuth 9 лет назад +69

    Hmmm, I followed the tutorial as presented. I hooked up the SVGA monitor to my 286 and even freshly formated the floppy disk to be compatible with the NES powerglove, yet it still shows me ERROR 404, did I miss a step?

    • @Klangvold1
      @Klangvold1 9 лет назад +22

      Cheetos and Gatorade

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 9 лет назад +18

      ***** Be sure you've upgraded to 256K RAM!

    • @BrianHennemuth
      @BrianHennemuth 9 лет назад +1

      SilentKnight43 I did, the problem was I didn't set the bro fro' comb in to the right directional angle, I had it on 23 degrees instead of the 12. Now it works, just came back from a hover board challenge with Marty

    • @danixdefcon5
      @danixdefcon5 9 лет назад +7

      ***** You forgot to run the magic command
      LOAD "TIME HACK",8,1

    • @BrianHennemuth
      @BrianHennemuth 9 лет назад +1

      danixdefcon5​ Yeah, I aswell noticed I was still running the Time Hack 7.9, but I upgraded. The new DOS interface looks much better on 8.1and is easier to use

  • @Krystamyth
    @Krystamyth 8 лет назад +26

    Hackerman should have his own web series. What do you say, true survivors?

  • @redsquirrelftw
    @redsquirrelftw 4 года назад +2

    Brings me back to ethical hacking class back when I took computer science. We raised enough money by 2nd semester to buy a modem for the computer lab. Fun times were had after that.

  • @0NodMan0
    @0NodMan0 7 лет назад +22

    *_Good thing i still have a Powerglove, so I too can be da "Hackerman"._*

  • @GalacticPrince0101
    @GalacticPrince0101 8 лет назад +13

    This is New Retro Wave

  • @facelessman9224
    @facelessman9224 4 года назад +119

    RUclips:
    Hey, here's a 5 year old video.
    Wait.... Hackerman just arrive from the past and hacked RUclips to get this video recommended to everyone. Now.... It all makes sense.

  • @racheledwards2605
    @racheledwards2605 9 лет назад +461

    I'm strangely attracted to hacker man. Must be all that RAM.

    • @knocks42
      @knocks42 9 лет назад +46

      Rachel Edwards It's because he touches your tralala, your ding ding dong

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 9 лет назад +7

      ^no

    • @kinorai
      @kinorai 9 лет назад +31

      Remember though, with a lot of ram comes a lot of responsibility...

    • @TheShadow812
      @TheShadow812 9 лет назад +8

      Rachel Edwards The actor who plays him is a professional model.

    • @ronaldjohnson3575
      @ronaldjohnson3575 9 лет назад

      kinorai Hyatt thhyt? gnghhjhemhjjjj