The Hunt for the Worst Latin Name

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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024

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  • @dangerousbutterknife6417
    @dangerousbutterknife6417 3 месяца назад +2334

    Hotwheels sysiphus is still my favorite

    • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
      @Sepi-chu_loves_moths 3 месяца назад +221

      The best thing is it's named after how loopy and long its reproductive organs are

    • @dangerousbutterknife6417
      @dangerousbutterknife6417 3 месяца назад +305

      @@Sepi-chu_loves_moths The fact that "Hotwheels" is a recognized genus fills me with a very strong emotion, but I don't know which one.

    • @fireballninja01
      @fireballninja01 3 месяца назад +102

      yeah we are never getting any better or worse than Hotwheels sisyphus

    • @lerquian1970
      @lerquian1970 2 месяца назад +34

      ​@@Sepi-chu_loves_mothsand how they keep getting longer to out compete the opposite gender

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 месяца назад +23

      "you shall do as an appetizer"

  • @therobotFrom94
    @therobotFrom94 3 месяца назад +1850

    the fact that the first classified dinosaur fossil was originally called 'Scrotum Humanum' cannot be forgotten. peak shitpost naming right there

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 месяца назад +405

      The story behind it is a very good one, but I tried not to include obsolete names.

    • @F0g_
      @F0g_ 2 месяца назад +13

      69 likes, nice

    • @connormunro-flanagan2078
      @connormunro-flanagan2078 2 месяца назад +67

      Glad someone said it before me. I first learned about scrotum humanum from the guy who named Irritator challengeri, who was all too eager to talk about vulgar names...

    • @heichan8657
      @heichan8657 2 месяца назад +26

      i mean, if you have no knowledge on fossils, bones amd anything at all that does look like a pair of well that

    • @suhnih4076
      @suhnih4076 2 месяца назад +5

      💀

  • @vytah
    @vytah 3 месяца назад +3449

    There's a fungus called Spongiforma squarepantsii.

    • @carl8703
      @carl8703 3 месяца назад +761

      WHO LIVES IN MALAYSIA UNDER A TREE! (SPONGIFORMA SQUAREPANTSII!)

    • @goldenspade5993
      @goldenspade5993 3 месяца назад +517

      RUBBERY AND ORANGE AND ODOROUS IS HE! (SPONGIFORMA SQUAREPANTSII!!)

    • @AchyParts
      @AchyParts 3 месяца назад +425

      IF FUNGAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YE WISH!
      (SPONGIFORMIA SQUAREPANTSII!!!)

    • @secondbeamship
      @secondbeamship 3 месяца назад +146

      We need someone to create the "Amongii" genus after the Among Us crew mates.

    • @OasisOnPaws
      @OasisOnPaws 2 месяца назад +118

      @@secondbeamship “Helix Imposterus”

  • @arlesluna5001
    @arlesluna5001 2 месяца назад +850

    There's a species of frog that was discovered in Colombia and was named Allobates Niputidea. The name comes from the Spanish expression "Ni puta idea" which means No f*cking clue because they weren't sure how to name it.

    • @polymations
      @polymations 2 месяца назад +19

      💀

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 2 месяца назад

      Idk how English-speaking biologists typically pronounce that but it could plausibly be "nipple tiddia" and I think that's worth points

    • @jenv.7995
      @jenv.7995 Месяц назад +75

      Actually, their justification is even funnier. It reads “it’s the common saying in spannish taxonomist use when reviewing small, brown frogs like the one presented here” or something among those lines

    • @entguarde
      @entguarde Месяц назад

      Waiting for the day an animal comes out with the name Hijoeputa (hijo de puta)

  • @Tsukasa_fan
    @Tsukasa_fan 2 месяца назад +2059

    “Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla” is so fucking funny for no reason

    • @notafraidofchange
      @notafraidofchange 2 месяца назад +68

      Reminds me of an argument between Tarzan and the bad guy from the movie when he’s trying to teach Tarzan English and ascertain the location of the gorillas.

    • @magnumbeans8030
      @magnumbeans8030 2 месяца назад +15

      @@notafraidofchangeGo-ril-las!

    • @NahMyTurn
      @NahMyTurn 2 месяца назад +58

      "Wild Wild Horse" and "Spotted Spotted Panther" are also up there

    • @bowelstreak
      @bowelstreak 2 месяца назад

      i think the reason is that it’s repeated three times

    • @NicholasHEADSHOT
      @NicholasHEADSHOT 2 месяца назад +33

      Gorilla³

  • @e.s.r5809
    @e.s.r5809 2 месяца назад +807

    My biggest issue with video game creature names is that they are far too helpful and descriptive. Even assuming biologists didn't get to this exoplanet first, earth's common animal names include "forest man", "weaver in yellow jacket", and of course the "iunno". If biologists DID get there first, we'd have a whole new planet of "horrible bear bear", "I don't know what lizard this is but I found it in Mongolia", and "weird shrimp thing I named after my pal".

    • @metarcee2483
      @metarcee2483 2 месяца назад +92

      Pokemon's recent games are pretty good about having names that make sense for the animal without being super obvious.

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 месяца назад +114

      Not to mention the "I swear this thing _looks_ like a fish, its probably not but I'll go with it"

    • @HungerGamesFan88
      @HungerGamesFan88 2 месяца назад +4

      "uhhhh... fuck if I know. all I can tell is it looks like a dick"

    • @Bismarck-S
      @Bismarck-S 2 месяца назад +26

      I prefer the old Pokemon names, they were much less descriptive, “Golem”.

    • @Shifsabre
      @Shifsabre 2 месяца назад +66

      When my brother first played No Man's Sky, he found a tall plant species the game named "Reallonghite", that cracked him up something fierce

  • @gretablackwell495
    @gretablackwell495 2 месяца назад +253

    Special shout-out to the American robin, because the Latin name’s meaning is perfectly fine (translates to “migratory thrush”) but _Turdus migratorius_ sounds like it was chosen by a bunch of middle schoolers

    • @dipping9432
      @dipping9432 2 месяца назад +62

      Tibetan blackbird, Turdus maximus

    • @bacicinvatteneaca
      @bacicinvatteneaca 2 месяца назад +2

      Tordo is still the name for that kind of bird in Italian (the latin S was retracted like in soanish, and so at the end of syllables/words it often turned into an approximant like if does in many variants of spanish, like cuban spanish; and the vowels split from 5 vowels with two variants each to 7 individual vowels, giving short u > o)

    • @radioactivated
      @radioactivated 2 месяца назад

      Turdus ignobilis debilis

    • @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514
      @thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 25 дней назад +4

      This made me snicker like a 3rd grader ​@@dipping9432

    • @arandomidiot1593
      @arandomidiot1593 2 дня назад

      @@dipping9432that sounds like a second grade insult

  • @adam1442
    @adam1442 3 месяца назад +1093

    you forgot hotwheels sisyphus

    • @HugoStuff
      @HugoStuff 3 месяца назад +1

      Of course, named for the shape of its balls.

    • @Neukend
      @Neukend 2 месяца назад +20

      i know what vid you took this from =D

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 2 месяца назад +43

      Dangit! You beat me to it. Ah well, there is always MinosPhrime.

    • @Autism3.0
      @Autism3.0 2 месяца назад +6

      Ahh, 3 at last

    • @Anonymous37980
      @Anonymous37980 2 месяца назад +2

      I think both names have to be Latin for it to count

  • @louimmature
    @louimmature 2 месяца назад +301

    Crazy naming something BAZINGA like arent you a scientist lock in

    • @funky555
      @funky555 2 месяца назад +73

      scientists are all jsut grown up nerds what do u expect lmfao

    • @kristinborn8882
      @kristinborn8882 14 дней назад +2

      either you're smart, or you're creative

    • @arandomidiot1593
      @arandomidiot1593 2 дня назад +1

      Euglossa bazinga says hi.

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu 3 месяца назад +1210

    Bruh naming skunks after a goddess of poison gas isn't sucky it is METAL.
    Also linguists should be forbidden from making jokes about "labia" sounding lewd, on punishment of being forbidden from using bilabial or labiodental consonants for a week.

    • @hydrochloric007
      @hydrochloric007 3 месяца назад +61

      The -ial suffix at least disguises it

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 месяца назад +240

      @@JohnSmith-of2gu I can lith without those

    • @enricobianchi4499
      @enricobianchi4499 3 месяца назад +93

      unless of course you articulate them with actual labia

    • @Bread_Lock
      @Bread_Lock 3 месяца назад +32

      @@enricobianchi4499 cursed

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 3 месяца назад +21

      @@zzineohp You used a w - detention!!

  • @Kammerliteratur
    @Kammerliteratur 3 месяца назад +516

    You're missing the most hilarious scientific names by excluding plants and fungi. Phallus impudicus, just saying.

    • @ratpolaris
      @ratpolaris 2 месяца назад +141

      Amorphophallus yaoi my beloved

    • @cinnarollinq
      @cinnarollinq 2 месяца назад +49

      @@ratpolarisYAOI⁉️⁉️

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 2 месяца назад +15

      And it absolutely does look like one.

    • @ratpolaris
      @ratpolaris 2 месяца назад +23

      @@cinnarollinq ITS REAL LOOK IT UP

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 месяца назад +44

      Don't forget about...
      _Clitoria fragrans_

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer 2 месяца назад +112

    There is a beetle called “tyrannasorus rex”, not to be confused with the dinosaur. I find that too funny

    • @ythegamerita
      @ythegamerita 8 часов назад

      Now for the real question, would you prefer fighting a tyrannasorus Rex, or a tyrannosaurus rex

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 2 месяца назад +213

    “Parapropalaehoplophorus”, a species of glyptodont is one of my favorites. It’s named after “Propalaehoplophorus”, a species of glyptodont named after “Palaehoplophorus”, a species of glyptodont named after “Hoplophorus”. Interestingly, all four seem to not be that closely related.

    • @mrkyurem5499
      @mrkyurem5499 2 месяца назад +19

      So it's like "parallel to the one before the old Hoplophorus" or something? Holy shit.

    • @goldnnn_goji
      @goldnnn_goji День назад

      um excuse me what the actual fu-

  • @mileshunter6978
    @mileshunter6978 2 месяца назад +178

    theres a genus of beetles called gelae with species named gelae rol, gelae fish, gelae baen, gelae donut, and gelae belae

    • @k0valus585
      @k0valus585 2 месяца назад +6

      perfect

    • @TheBelovedBun
      @TheBelovedBun 2 месяца назад +35

      “Gelae Belae” makes me think of the fucking Jelly Belly pet rat video and it pisses me off so I think this one wins.

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 2 месяца назад +4

      No gelae eel 😔

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 6 дней назад +1

      What does galae mean?

    • @arandomidiot1593
      @arandomidiot1593 2 дня назад +1

      @@TheBelovedBunSAME. I CAN HEAR IT IN MY HEAD

  • @south452
    @south452 3 месяца назад +556

    Mini mum, Mini ature, and Mini scule. All frogs discovered by one guy. They sure are mini :]
    maybe not the worst Latin name but the guy who brought us these frogs is an actual genius and deserves all the praise and love for them

    • @Vinvininhk
      @Vinvininhk 2 месяца назад +10

      Are these species names or Pokemon names?

    • @south452
      @south452 2 месяца назад +42

      @@Vinvininhk to be honest I wouldn’t bat an eye if they were Pokémon since this is pretty much how their names are structured, atleast in recent gens, but it is just one guy who had the power to do the funniest possible thing and took it

    • @ErebusTheDragonn
      @ErebusTheDragonn 2 месяца назад +21

      Are those the ones where the same guy found the smallest, then found another smaller one, then an even smaller one?

    • @Pikminman1000
      @Pikminman1000 2 месяца назад +4

      Okay but these are amazing

    • @felixmakesart
      @felixmakesart 2 месяца назад +12

      Dr Mark D Scherz is the herpetologist responsible for those names! He’s a legend!

  • @subday5811
    @subday5811 Месяц назад +26

    little chief nipple twister feels like a very personal name

  • @ironicdivinemandatestan4262
    @ironicdivinemandatestan4262 2 месяца назад +292

    There's also the tardigrade _Neostygarctus lovedeluxe_ because even the most esteemed halls of academia aren't safe from JoJo references.

    • @steponkusceponas4085
      @steponkusceponas4085 2 месяца назад +39

      So jojo has infiltrated the louvre and now taxonomy? What's next, a statue of the joestars in hague???

    • @mailcs06
      @mailcs06 2 месяца назад +23

      I feel like this shouldn’t be surprising due to many scientists being nerds.

    • @chibiNATHA
      @chibiNATHA 2 месяца назад +40

      Love Deluxe is also the name of the critically acclaimed album by musician Sade

    • @Henrex2000
      @Henrex2000 2 месяца назад +20

      ​@@chibiNATHAthe stand is named after the album

    • @cheese135...9
      @cheese135...9 2 месяца назад +9

      Even tardigrades are jojo references😭 lmao I'm not even surprised

  • @Wekulu
    @Wekulu 3 месяца назад +48

    You forgot about hotwheels sisyphus, the spider with reproductive organs as twisty as a hotwheels track

  • @SaurianCYH
    @SaurianCYH 2 месяца назад +61

    The name of the pterosaur Meilifeilong youhao means "✨💖BEAUTIFUL FLYING DRAGON OF FRIENDSHIP💖✨"

    • @joyuna
      @joyuna Месяц назад +5

      Awww 美丽飞龙 友好 uwu

    • @موسى_7
      @موسى_7 Месяц назад +1

      awesome

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 6 дней назад +2

      Now that's an awesome name right there

    • @Aaaaaaarrrpirate
      @Aaaaaaarrrpirate 3 дня назад

      Chinese naming standards are a blessing in the palaeontology community, you go from micropachycephalosaurus (yes I know it doesn’t exist anymore let me have my fun) to yi qi. And beg. And beibeilong. Scrolling through Wikipedia I’ve found Shri and shixinggia too (they knew what they were doing with this one).

    • @SaurianCYH
      @SaurianCYH 2 дня назад

      @@Aaaaaaarrrpirate Beg and Shri are actually Mongolian

  • @wellurban
    @wellurban 2 месяца назад +105

    Coprosma foetidissima would have to be up there: “Dung-smelling really stinky”. It actually doesn’t smell that bad, but apparently when the leaves dry out it gets properly whiffy, so the botanists who first collected specimens must have got really sick of it.

  • @nuniyoa
    @nuniyoa 3 месяца назад +219

    here are some more! i absolutely LOVE collecting awful scientific names :D
    - puck (anglerfish)
    - manipulator (cockroach)
    - argentina (fish)
    - torpedo (fish) (note: this is an electric ray. there is a british torpedo called the stingray. it's so confusing)
    - dracula (flower)
    - bajacalifornia (fish)
    - metallica (beetle)
    - mini (frog)
    - sus (pig)
    - boops (fish)
    - eligma (moth)
    and, honorable mention because i can't remember the latin name:
    funny-looking buttface

    • @e.s.r5809
      @e.s.r5809 2 месяца назад +29

      Boops boops is one of my favourites! 😂
      I also like the extinct Anomalocaris, aka "abnormal shrimp thingy". Named because its body plan was so confusing, it took 100 years to figure out what the fossil was even supposed to BE.

    • @mohawk4759
      @mohawk4759 2 месяца назад +3

      @@e.s.r5809 Boops boops in a bucket

    • @TerpleDerp2600
      @TerpleDerp2600 Месяц назад +5

      Of course there’s always Megaloblatta longipennis
      Not sure what it means in latin but it’s a big ass cockroach

    • @GelyelFish
      @GelyelFish 16 дней назад +1

      If the wrong person discovers an extinct hog, we WILL be stuck with Sus amogus.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 6 дней назад

      Boops and mini sounds perfect for a frog and fish lol

  • @nuniyoa
    @nuniyoa 2 месяца назад +281

    there's a clade of fish called "Smegmamorpha" 👎

    • @thatoneguy5071
      @thatoneguy5071 2 месяца назад

      There are also bacteria carrying the name 'smegmatis'. Guess how they were discovered 🥴

    • @redneckchemistry
      @redneckchemistry 2 месяца назад +1

      A quick search shows this is probably wrong

    • @nuniyoa
      @nuniyoa 2 месяца назад +28

      @@redneckchemistry omg i spelled it wrong 😭i meant Smegmamorpha

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 месяца назад +1

      That fish is definitely not smegma shaped.

  • @__josba
    @__josba 2 месяца назад +179

    My favorite genus is Dickinsonia, named after the guy who discovered it. But it can also mean... You know...

    • @mesozoicdecapodrevolution9979
      @mesozoicdecapodrevolution9979 2 месяца назад +14

      the species rex is literally Dickinsons King, kinda cool, not shit tho

    • @paleozoey
      @paleozoey 2 месяца назад +16

      not to be confused with Dicksonia, a living tree fern genus

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm 2 месяца назад +3

      Sonic fans smh

    • @ErebusTheDragonn
      @ErebusTheDragonn 2 месяца назад +1

      There’s also Dicksonia!

    • @thedigitaldummy3098
      @thedigitaldummy3098 2 месяца назад +6

      I now know someone’s favourite Danganronpa character…

  • @lirachonyr
    @lirachonyr 2 месяца назад +52

    I am surprised I haven’t seen Crash Bandicoot mentioned in the video or comments. It is a species name of an extinct bandicoot relative. I know it is not in Latin, but it is a species name.

  • @hollowinside9511
    @hollowinside9511 2 месяца назад +38

    1:05 the fact that i could recognize not only the slug, but the dead leaves it crawled on (redwood trees)

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 месяца назад +2

      Well yeah, they’re the mascot of UC Santa Cruz for a reason.

  • @adamgrogory
    @adamgrogory 2 месяца назад +53

    Animantarx is great but I think Invictarx zephyri = "Unconquerable fortress of the western wind" is absolutely fantastic too!

  • @Loreenatv
    @Loreenatv Месяц назад +8

    Not you putting controversial headliners under each celebrity name 💀 made me pause to read all of them

  • @fariesz6786
    @fariesz6786 3 месяца назад +51

    there was a mycologist called Georges Métrod who was namesake for a couple of mushroom species and everytime i see that name my brain reads it as Metroid

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm 2 месяца назад +2

      You sure that's not a komayto?

    • @fariesz6786
      @fariesz6786 2 месяца назад +2

      @@PixyEm hmm.. _Komaytomyces puericari_
      that does have a good ring to it

  • @GarryDumblowski
    @GarryDumblowski 2 месяца назад +24

    I'd personally like to shout out _Chironex fleckeri,_ or "Flecker's hand of death". I guess it does fall into the "species name is some random scientist" trope but like... "Hand of death" is SO evocative.

  • @_Sparky144
    @_Sparky144 2 месяца назад +13

    I think the Pokemon references are pretty funny, like the 3 beetles named after Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres. (Binburrum articuno, Binburrum moltres, and Binburrum zapdos)

    • @burner555
      @burner555 2 месяца назад +3

      There's also a cockroach species named after Pheromosa

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm 2 месяца назад +1

      it bothers me that you listed moltres second

  • @italucenaz
    @italucenaz 2 месяца назад +20

    I find it absurd that one of the best scientific names is also atached to the coolest bat in existence but nobody mentions it. Vampyrum spectrum, specter of the vampire, a predatory bat that eats large insects and small vertebrates, including ither bats, it's one of the largest bats and have a face copy pasted from a random villanous bat from a fantasy show, idk why it wasn't even mentioned in the tierzoo video about bats

  • @purecrystallized
    @purecrystallized 2 месяца назад +74

    The mysterious dinner snake got me 😂😂😂

    • @plebeian3671
      @plebeian3671 2 месяца назад +2

      favorite for me as well

  • @logy650
    @logy650 2 месяца назад +19

    “Aha ha” really sent me flying and it shouldn’t have.

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 3 месяца назад +82

    Soooo as a botany nerd I must say you missed out on the absolute GOLD MINE that is Plantae:
    some of my favorites:
    Amorphophallus titanum (giant shapeless penis)
    Clitoria fragrans (nice smelling clitoris)
    Costus ricus (while the name doesn't mean anything special when translated, it just so happens to come from... you guessed it... Costa Rica. Someone clearly saw a golden opportunity and took it)
    Diospyros virginiana (Virginian divine food (for those wondering, Persimmons are... decent. Definitely a bit overhyped in the name))
    Heliamphora minor (small marsh vase. Nothing too crazy on this one but I just find it charming)
    There's guaranteed a ton more but taxonomy is just so mind bogglingly massive (IIRC most of Wikipedia articles are taxonomy related) that I can't remember any more fun ones off the top of my head so here ya go!
    edit: forgot one of my favorites! Encephalartos horridus, the spiny bread-in-the-head (sounds like a Shakespearean insult lmao)

  • @RickRaptor105
    @RickRaptor105 2 месяца назад +47

    A few years ago they named a new abelisaurid theropod Kurupi itaata. Kurupi is a god of fertility and sex and the fossil was found near a love hotel. The species name means "rock-hard".
    EDIT: Though admittedly that language isn't Latin.

  • @eufalesio1146
    @eufalesio1146 3 месяца назад +148

    Clades/species I find funny:
    Han solo
    Ornithischia
    Saurischia
    Mini mum, Mini scule, Mini ature
    Agra vation, Agra cadabra
    Binburrum zapdos
    Pison eu
    Mmm mmm
    Magnapaulia
    Greggorymorpha
    Anatotitan
    Myxococcus llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochensis
    Boops boops
    Ia io
    Hypatoarchon anaxecumenes
    3 of those are fake.

    • @Vykerocha
      @Vykerocha 2 месяца назад +31

      Considering that scientists are a bunch of nerd, Han Solo sounds like a real one. Like Hotwheels sisifus.

    • @IC1101-Capinatator
      @IC1101-Capinatator 2 месяца назад

      “Greggorymorpha”, “Mmm mmm” and “Hypatoarchon” are the fake ones, right?

    • @thomicrisler9855
      @thomicrisler9855 2 месяца назад +34

      Please tell me Mmm mmm is a fake one

    • @Vinvininhk
      @Vinvininhk 2 месяца назад +41

      Can't believe Boops Boops is real, but it is! It's a fish and it's pronounced Bo-ops Bo-ops meaning Ox-eyed in Greek

    • @lextorcreeper4474
      @lextorcreeper4474 2 месяца назад +8

      One of the fakes is town somewhere in europe

  • @Jpteryx
    @Jpteryx 2 месяца назад +10

    Favorites:
    *Brontosaurus excelsus* "noble thunder lizard"
    *Eoraptor lunensis* "dawn bird of prey from (the Valley of the) Moon"
    *Livyatan melvillei* "Melville (author of Moby Dick)'s leviathan" (it's a sperm whale that ate sharks and whales)
    *Bulbasaurus phylloxyron* "bulbous lizard leaf razor," which officially refers to the bulbs on its skull and its razor-like beak. But the discoverer has implied that the name may also come from the Pokémon Bulbasaur, which looks a lot like this prehistoric animal, so the binomial could be interpreted as translating to "Bulbasaur Razor Leaf."
    Least favorites:
    *Pelagornis miocaenus* "Miocene seabird," which is accurate but completely ignores this gigantic bird's 20-foot wingspan
    *Thanos simonattoi* because the genus name is just the Marvel character Thanos. It's a very poorly preserved dinosaur that had vestigial arms, so it wouldn't even be able to snap.
    (some small corrections:)
    You reversed the etymology of Cenaspis 4:32
    Sarsamphiascus is a copepod, not a crab 5:15

  • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
    @Sepi-chu_loves_moths 3 месяца назад +74

    What did the poor vampire squid do to get these names, theyre just an goober that does nothing much other than drift around and filter feed 😔 theyre not even a squid theyre more closely related to octopus

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 месяца назад +29

      @@Sepi-chu_loves_moths well weve always equated the ocean floor with hell, (hence the Abyssal and Hadal zones), and I think they call it Vampire cause of the connective tissue looks like a cloak

    • @melvinshaw7574
      @melvinshaw7574 3 месяца назад +19

      Basically, because it's a deep-dwelling spiky boi whose cloak would be a wonderful inspiration for a Castlevania villain if they weren't like negative four inches long

    • @metarcee2483
      @metarcee2483 2 месяца назад +3

      They look like Bela Lugosi's Dracula.

  • @RafalRacegPolonusSum
    @RafalRacegPolonusSum 3 месяца назад +125

    Scientific latin is from outer space

    • @fariesz6786
      @fariesz6786 3 месяца назад +30

      botanists be like: it _has_ to be Latin; you are allowed Greek-derived stems and you _may_ use names of real people as tribute but they _must_ be properly Latinised.
      zoologist be like: iunno, just make sure it's pronounceable in _some_ language

  • @tessabakker662
    @tessabakker662 2 месяца назад +8

    No mention of that big spider officially named as *Hotwheels* *sisyphus?*

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming Месяц назад

      I mean... it's accurate to what evolution did to it it does look like a hot wheels track in there and sisaphus is obvious

  • @zzineohp
    @zzineohp  3 месяца назад +129

    "Schlineohp" was absolutely "Schlabbergasted"

    • @MysticalyAutistic
      @MysticalyAutistic 2 месяца назад

      What does this mean?

    • @Tufhhuyy
      @Tufhhuyy 2 месяца назад +2

      I cannot believe what I'm reading

    • @disguysaysda4708
      @disguysaysda4708 2 месяца назад +1

      wow…

    • @funky555
      @funky555 2 месяца назад +6

      please dont tell the scientific community about schlatt

  • @taiko1237
    @taiko1237 3 месяца назад +18

    There's this one extinct lorikeet from some Pacific islands that has the scientific name of _Vini vidivici_ and the common name of 'Conquered lorikeet'. Which has to be up there.

  • @caseslayer115
    @caseslayer115 2 месяца назад +9

    Theres a bacteriophage named Minosphrime after the ultrakill boss of a similar name known as Minos Prime. It still cracks me up when I hear about it just because it survives a ridiculously high ethanol content than most bacteriophages can handle

  • @Prehistorica
    @Prehistorica 2 месяца назад +18

    I study a group of fossil panarthropods called lobopodians, and some of them have some really neat names.
    Hadranax augustus "Stout king of august"
    Xenusion auerswaldae "Auerswald's Stranger"
    Pambdelurion whittingtoni "Whittington's All-loathsome One"
    Ovatiovermis cribratus "Sieve worm giving a standing ovation"
    Helenodora inopinata "Helen's unexpected gift"
    Omnidens amplus "All-tooth giant"
    Amplectobelua trispinata "Hug-monster with three spines"
    Also Beorn leggi, named after Beorn, the bear from lord of the rings
    Theres also lots of related palaeozoic arthropods with fun names, with two of my favourites being
    Xandarella spectaculum "Fabulous little sea monster with glasses", and
    Cindarella eucalla, for its phonetic similarity to Xandarella, and eucalla for "beautiful"

  • @WasThisMail
    @WasThisMail 3 месяца назад +19

    wonderful video that had me absolutely cackling
    I must point out that the day do drop this video scientist named a prehistoric reptile “Benggwigwishingasuchus eremicarminis”
    That mouth full of a genus name, translates to “fish catching crocodile”, because catching fish is such a great way to distinguish a crocodile

  • @burridi
    @burridi Месяц назад +3

    “Phloeodes diabolicus” also known as the “Hellburnt Diabolical Ironclad Beatle” who’s exoskeleton is so strong that they can survive being run over by cars :)

  • @AWSMcube
    @AWSMcube 2 месяца назад +19

    -Aptostichus barackobamai, the Barack Obama trapdoor spider
    -Neopalpa donaldtrumpi, a moth with scales on its head that looks like Trump's hair
    -Tetragramma donaldtrumpi, which sounds straight up biblical

    • @paleozoey
      @paleozoey 2 месяца назад +7

      also obamadon, a fossil lizard they named after obama

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 месяца назад +11

      Obama spider sounds like a meme from 2019 lmao

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 2 месяца назад

      @@Flesh_Wizardoh no I just remembered about the Obunga, someone really needs to name a giant cockroach species "obama"

  • @sicksock435446
    @sicksock435446 Месяц назад +6

    Your tone of voice when you said 'submissive' at 1:30 killed me...

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 2 месяца назад +13

    _Tyrannasorus rex_, a species of beetle
    There’s a trio of beetles named after the legendary birds from Pokémon,
    _Boops boops_ (apparently it’s pronounced “bow-ops bow-ops” but that’s not fun)
    The genus of lizards with elongated ribs they use to glide being named “Draco” is fucking awesome and nobody can tell me otherwise

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Месяц назад +1

      Ahh yes, gotta love those gliding dragons.

  • @LieseFury
    @LieseFury Месяц назад +8

    ursus arctus horribilis, the grizzly bear, was robbed.
    it means "bear bear horrible".

  • @achillesthesnek4892
    @achillesthesnek4892 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how some dinosaurs are called "no mate lizard", and then there's "the shadow that kills" or "Fears nothing".

  • @thedeadguy466
    @thedeadguy466 21 день назад +7

    The best scientific name is actually 'Maip', which means: 'the shadow of death that kills with the cold wind'. So...

  • @CathodeRayKobold
    @CathodeRayKobold 2 месяца назад +2

    Gary Larson is famous for unintentionally naming the Thagomizer, but he also has a louse named after him--Strigiphilus Garylarsoni.

  • @LivvyTube24
    @LivvyTube24 Месяц назад +3

    Read a book about animals once for a non-fiction reading assignment. The name "rattus rattus" for the black rat had me just about dying.

  • @iLikeTheUDK
    @iLikeTheUDK 2 месяца назад +5

    There's a genus of spider called Apopyllus, and someone made what I think is the best thing to do in the situation and named a newly discovered species in the genus "now"

  • @nathanlevesque7812
    @nathanlevesque7812 2 месяца назад +4

    I always liked cephalopod just meaning head foot, or foot head, especially because most of their limbs are considered to be 'arms' and none of them are legs (even though that makes marginally more sense and is more consistent with mollusc appendage names).

  • @zeaqua1766
    @zeaqua1766 2 месяца назад +6

    I can’t believe you haven’t mentioned hotwheels sisyphus 😔

  • @tbatinyboyanimation9333
    @tbatinyboyanimation9333 3 месяца назад +17

    Hey, where's Biggus Dickus?
    /j

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 месяца назад +20

      What's wrong with that name? Do you find it Risible When I say the name Biggus Dickus?

    • @taiko1237
      @taiko1237 3 месяца назад +4

      @@zzineohp Welease Bwian

    • @felixt808
      @felixt808 20 дней назад

      ​@@zzineohp does anyone know me momma stinkus ?

  • @the.aardvark
    @the.aardvark 2 месяца назад +4

    This is the best thumbnail I've ever seen.

  • @lucasbrelivet5238
    @lucasbrelivet5238 2 месяца назад +6

    It seems like gorillas are very much gorillas.

  • @lemonlemonoflemonlemon8057
    @lemonlemonoflemonlemon8057 2 месяца назад +3

    My favourite is the giant corpse flower Amorphophallus titanum, meaning titanic misshapen penis, which somehow very accurately describes what it looks like.

  • @Leo-j2p4m
    @Leo-j2p4m 15 дней назад +1

    David Attenborough had a marine species of pliosaur named after him known as attenborosaurus

  • @haticeebrar8253
    @haticeebrar8253 25 дней назад +2

    i love Aha ha because when i first learnt about it i thought it was really funny, and as i was laughing i realized i was quite literally reading its name out loud which made me laugh even more and i was saying it again and so on so forth. i was stuck in a horrible cycle of breathless laughter until my monitor shut off and i had chest pain the next two days. it was beautiful

  • @minecraft_by_oz
    @minecraft_by_oz Месяц назад +1

    There is a genus of Beatles named after Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. I heard about this years ago and I still am bugged (pun not intended) by this.

  • @eleazarloyo8473
    @eleazarloyo8473 2 месяца назад +3

    4:01 I agree with Sam O'Nella on this one. The scientific name for the western lowland gorilla is quite good because it's funny.

  • @Runix1
    @Runix1 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm personally a big fan of Zuul crurivastator.
    Zuul, Destroyer of Shins

  • @vampyricon7026
    @vampyricon7026 3 месяца назад +2

    The thing I like about your videos is that they're quick 10-minute videos with something new and interesting. Good video, though I'd suggest Homo sapiens, since we all know how wise humans are.

  • @aleksandrakrolak
    @aleksandrakrolak Месяц назад +2

    Smok wawelski - fully correct in Polish grammar meaning "Dragon from Wawel (hill)"

  • @myfaceismyshield5963
    @myfaceismyshield5963 10 дней назад +1

    More specifically many of them are the common Latin name and the latinized Greek name.
    Some of the common Latin names also etymologically come from Greek, but it starts from what was considered Latin or Greek.
    And then sub species are usually descriptive with a Latin common name and an adjective or a locative (the name of a place where you would find that species, it's actually more common for flora than for fauna)
    The issue is that since the 1920s, Latin teaching has been in decline and most biologists don't know Latin anymore, so those dummies keep giving things really stupid names that don't actually describe the species at all.
    The scientific names themselves are supposed to explain things about the species, but biologists don't even understand that these days. It is pretty upsetting.

  • @charlesoconnor4053
    @charlesoconnor4053 3 месяца назад +11

    2:35 DETROIT MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️

  • @cthulhucult3230
    @cthulhucult3230 2 месяца назад +2

    Even famous dinosaurs have such silly scientific names like, "flying finger/toe". How am I supposed to take the "tyrannical lizard king" seriously, even when it does prey on the "3 horned face"? Especially when it lived with members of the genus colloquially named "giant duck"; the "thick skulled lizard from Wyoming"; and the genus "fused/bent lizard" which only contains "great belly". Or the "roof lizard" that lived alongside the "deceptive lizard", "double beam", "chambered lizard", and "different lizard". Don't forget the "arm lizard" from the clade "has lizard feet"!
    I also love how wolves are named "dog wolf", eurasian wolves are named "dog wolf wolf", but dogs are named "familiar dog /(wolf)". And that domesticated ferrets are "stinky little thieves".

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Месяц назад

      Technically, flying finger was a wing lizard, not a terror lizard ;)

  • @nuniyoa
    @nuniyoa 3 месяца назад +2

    how about the bajacalifornia slickhead? holy guacamole they didn't even TRY with that one

  • @the_chosen_one5642
    @the_chosen_one5642 3 месяца назад +7

    Cant believe he didn't mention Han solo

  • @bauz5565
    @bauz5565 2 месяца назад +3

    What a shitty way to find out Neil Gayman has assault allegations.

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 22 дня назад +1

    Omg how could you not forget the entire genius of David Bowie spiders!?!?!?

  • @retnoartanti1976
    @retnoartanti1976 2 месяца назад +2

    Did you forget Myxococcus (that welsh village)ensis?

  • @ZunkleFunkle
    @ZunkleFunkle 2 месяца назад +1

    There's a family of Australian beetles that are Binburrum Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres in recognition of the three legendary Pokémon, so while not necessarily the best, I enjoy the names and wanted to give them a shout out.

  • @AJarOfYams
    @AJarOfYams 2 месяца назад +5

    2:09 that got a chuckle out of me, well played

  • @ianmccourry9337
    @ianmccourry9337 2 месяца назад +1

    So some scientists split Vampire squid into 2 different species, with Vampiroteuthis infernalis being the original one, and the new one being called Vampiroteuthus sudoinfernalis, which is kinda lame. But it is infinantly better than what they originally named it in the preprint, which was Vampiroteuthis southchinaseais.

  • @therongjr
    @therongjr 2 месяца назад +1

    Dracorex is almost as hardcore as Stygimoloch, but unfortunately it has met the EXACT SAME FATE.

  • @amypotter8519
    @amypotter8519 2 месяца назад +3

    2:49 "What about extinct animals? Well irritator comes to min-" 💀

  • @hashbrown777
    @hashbrown777 2 месяца назад +2

    2:27 "oh I thought pediatry was for feet. Pedestrian? Ped?" "No, that's podiatry" "You just said the same word" "Sure, but I spelled it different"

  • @redneckchemistry
    @redneckchemistry 2 месяца назад +1

    You forgot to mention the best genus of Abelisaur, Thanos

  • @prkp7248
    @prkp7248 14 дней назад +1

    My favorite of weird name is "Dziwneono weewaa" which is species of Australian hemiptera Insect. It was named by polish scientist, and in Polish it means "it is strange" or literally "weird they" and weewaa just sound ridiculous, but it's just name of town near site in which it was discovered.

  • @arandomidiot1593
    @arandomidiot1593 2 дня назад +1

    Lapsias lorax. A jumping spider named after the lorax. I learned this exists today so I want to share it.

  • @lmap05_REAL
    @lmap05_REAL 2 месяца назад +1

    Hotwheels Sysyphus and MinosPhrime (a bacteriophage, but still a silly name) come to mind.

  • @STARRY_SCARAB
    @STARRY_SCARAB 2 месяца назад +1

    My favorite has to be Han solo, an extinct trilobite found in China. Allegedly, it was named for the Han dynasty as well as the fact that it was the only species in its genus (hence “solo”). But it turns out the guy who named it had actually been dared to name an animal after a Star Wars character.

  • @lorenzreiher1407
    @lorenzreiher1407 2 месяца назад +3

    Oviously you have not yet heard of how cats are named.
    A cat must have three different names.
    First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
    Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
    Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey-
    All of them sensible everyday names.
    There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
    Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
    Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter-
    But all of them sensible everyday names,
    But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
    A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
    Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
    Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
    Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
    Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
    Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
    Names that never belong to more than one cat.
    But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
    And that is the name that you never will guess;
    The name that no human research can discover-
    But The cat himself knows, and will never confess.
    When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
    The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
    His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
    Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
    His ineffable effable effanineffable
    Deep and inscrutable singular name.

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  2 месяца назад +1

      @@lorenzreiher1407 did I just get Catsed in my own comment section

  • @SchPal
    @SchPal 2 месяца назад +1

    My two favourite occasions of insect look matching insect name are "Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi" and "Heteropoda Davidbowie"

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder 2 месяца назад +2

    Gnorimoschema gallaesolidaginis
    The guy who has been studying t for over 20 years still can’t pronounce it.

  • @EnzomusPrime
    @EnzomusPrime 2 месяца назад +1

    _Pheidole megatron_ and _Pheidole decepticon_ - two Transformers-named ants in the same genus.

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 месяца назад +2

      I want to see a nest of each fight

  • @Koi_-sm9fw
    @Koi_-sm9fw Месяц назад

    In my childhood, I thought scientists made shit up when naming creatures.
    Turns out I was right all along.

  • @absurdum-the-artist
    @absurdum-the-artist 12 дней назад

    “Beautiful indigestion” was way too relatable

  • @SupersuMC
    @SupersuMC 2 месяца назад +1

    The type species of the genus _Bassariscus, Bassariscus astutus,_ translates to "clever little fox."

  • @csolisr
    @csolisr 2 месяца назад +3

    Hopefully by now, people of science have learned their lesson and banned naming animal species after people or cultures because dear lord

  • @nernguan995
    @nernguan995 3 месяца назад +3

    Hotwheels Sisyphus better be on here.

  • @roxyspamcake
    @roxyspamcake Месяц назад

    _Amorphophallus titanum_ is my personal (least) favorite: "titanic weirdly-shaped phallus"

  • @Dinoguy7120
    @Dinoguy7120 11 дней назад +1

    There is a mantis named after the wild kratts

  • @festivevacancy
    @festivevacancy 21 день назад +1

    4:08 I just imagine this wasp saying that to my face right before it stings me.

  • @panwitt4980
    @panwitt4980 2 месяца назад +2

    your style is amazing. earned a sub