how kind JohnPorler is to give all these pro players some motivation to continue playing the game. if he hadn't lost on purpose, they all would've quit out of the sheer disappointment in themselves. truly changing osu has a whole.
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. JohnPorler… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous top play. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first match in osu, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "PEPPY, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, JohnPorler. 🥰❤🫶🏽
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. JohnPorler… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous top play. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first match in osu, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "PEPPY, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, JohnPorler. 🥰❤🫶🏽
omg hahaha! this was such an honorable experience to watch. You tried your hardest but surely put up an epic battle in your heart, and in the viewers hearts :D
Hey man I've been watching videos and I just want to tell you that you have some of the best osu! gameplay content on RUclips, really reminds me of the good days with Binfy, Kariyu and BTMC You are so underrated but I have faith you'll make to the top osu!content creator scene one day, love ur vids❤
If JohnPorler has a million fans, then I am one of them. If JohnPorler has ten fans, then I am one of them. If JohnPorler has only one fan then that is me. If JohnPorler has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against JohnPorler , then I am against the world. NAmen
Bro went from making clickbait slop to actually having most of the top100 + most prominent tourney players in his stream commenting and playing with him😭😭 i respect the content grind so much man (you're shit at the game th)
bro he's 4 digit, top 5k, and i think that being a 4 digit already means that u are good at the game, its literally means being better than 99% of players
i wanna know how he got in contact with them all, xooty is my dream mutual because she's what inspired me to play a lot more and had me playing full area for over a year, i swapped for a challenge im having to actually follow through with only reason im not full area anymore
so ig i just miss all the cool streams and all i get is john poodle emoting when i hop on
ig im john poodle?
how kind JohnPorler is to give all these pro players some motivation to continue playing the game. if he hadn't lost on purpose, they all would've quit out of the sheer disappointment in themselves. truly changing osu has a whole.
"Playing vs the best OWC players, but i get many handicaps" would be a pretty good title too :D
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. JohnPorler… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous top play. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first match in osu, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "PEPPY, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, JohnPorler. 🥰❤🫶🏽
will you give me my kids back now
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. JohnPorler… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous top play. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first match in osu, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "PEPPY, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, JohnPorler. 🥰❤🫶🏽
john porler pls save usa next year 🙏🙏🙏
I’ll get NM1 on lock
Top 5 Type beat moments
omg hahaha! this was such an honorable experience to watch. You tried your hardest but surely put up an epic battle in your heart, and in the viewers hearts :D
when you johnporler it
man's really tryin to build up the "if i lose i buy a coffee for the other team" huh
John porler you are going to become the goat soon
My goat zylice
8:46 bro is 4K and yet he doesn’t know the difference between auto and AP
Hey man I've been watching videos and I just want to tell you that you have some of the best osu! gameplay content on RUclips, really reminds me of the good days with Binfy, Kariyu and BTMC
You are so underrated but I have faith you'll make to the top osu!content creator scene one day, love ur vids❤
SixDigitOsu
THE john porler
If JohnPorler has a million fans, then I am one of them. If JohnPorler has ten fans, then I am one of them. If JohnPorler has only one fan then that is me. If JohnPorler has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against JohnPorler , then I am against the world.
NAmen
The name of the vide should be "I got repeatedly bullied by OWC Pro players" xDDD
16:03 wise words
pov john porler uploads
W porla vid
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1:13 internet explorer is doing crazy work here
sigma
will there ever be a BTMC collab??? (were all hopeful!!)'
John
this video saved my gooning session
you could probably set the first 1k on tsukinami rn widetime
I think you could've won if you whipped out some ItzJarett maps
WHAT
yeap
Bro went from making clickbait slop to actually having most of the top100 + most prominent tourney players in his stream commenting and playing with him😭😭 i respect the content grind so much man (you're shit at the game th)
bro he's 4 digit, top 5k, and i think that being a 4 digit already means that u are good at the game, its literally means being better than 99% of players
@justiiiii ik it was just satire lol, hes 1000x better than me im top 200k💀
this stream is from 19 bc bro😭😭😭😭😭😭
u are interesting
i wanna know how he got in contact with them all, xooty is my dream mutual because she's what inspired me to play a lot more and had me playing full area for over a year, i swapped for a challenge im having to actually follow through with only reason im not full area anymore
Its because hes john porler, hes like the president of the united states
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