’Gutfeld!’ laughs off the week’s unused jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

Комментарии • 274

  • @4stringz.
    @4stringz. 18 часов назад +36

    Greg’s leftovers are 100x funnier than SNL’s weekend update

    • @7hills812
      @7hills812 17 часов назад +6

      SNL is unwatchable anymore

  • @Justfreeloading
    @Justfreeloading 16 часов назад +10

    Avacados are also grown in Fl and CAL

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 18 часов назад +29

    God bless you and your family, Greg Gutfeld.

  • @maidenminnesota1
    @maidenminnesota1 18 часов назад +27

    Those wall parts belong to the US taxpayers! We paid for them!!!

    • @MarieGauthier-h2r
      @MarieGauthier-h2r 16 часов назад

      How much border wall did TRUMP build when he was last in office… he promised he was going to build a border wall and MEXICO was going to pay for it. He was in office 4years… where is his wall ? Not ALL immigrants are criminals….some are running away from dictators… and are seeking asylum. Maybe he wants to deport his wife Melania ???? Trump’s grandfather was an immigrant from Germany… Trump’s wives were immigrants. That is ok for him to hire immigrants and not pay them…. Marry immigrants …just making a statement….how do we know his wife is not a drug dealer ???? Or maybe he just wants to send her back to where she comes from ….

  • @rogerodle8750
    @rogerodle8750 17 часов назад +16

    Texas Governor Abbot says he's going to buy up all the wall parts FedGov puts up for auction.
    Legend.

  • @falcongray-yc3up
    @falcongray-yc3up 17 часов назад +9

    Feel so happy for Gutfeld

  • @wyoung3170
    @wyoung3170 17 часов назад +12

    Oops hey Greg congrats on the baby girl ❤️

  • @boombastic108
    @boombastic108 17 часов назад +9

    Kat is right. Guacamole is massively overrated. It's not that good.

  • @henrybangs7544
    @henrybangs7544 20 часов назад +32

    Fox is the best. Proudly African conservative

  • @MusicandMoneyMatters
    @MusicandMoneyMatters 20 часов назад +45

    Congratulations on your new baby girl, Greg!

    • @Dpitzle
      @Dpitzle 18 часов назад +3

      Yes, we miss you Greg...congratulations and take your time.

  • @marilyn1630
    @marilyn1630 20 часов назад +39

    Congrats on the new baby Greg and the Misses.

  • @William-Bill-Munny
    @William-Bill-Munny 16 часов назад +5

    Avacado orchards were huge in Irvine California since the 1860's - well until politicians exchanged our assets for foreign supplies of everything. People have no idea what it was like to consume grown or made in America when it was a common thing. How good it tastes or how long it lasted before ending up in a landfill - people have forgotten how good we had it - but then again that was probably part of the plan.

    • @BaileyBrendt
      @BaileyBrendt 16 часов назад +2

      Those were the days my friend...

  • @craigwin3685
    @craigwin3685 16 часов назад +4

    Here a little fact about avocados in California. Twenty years ago we used to have many avacodo ranches in Southern California. Cheap avacados from Mexico (whose farmers are regularly extorted by the cartel) ran these ranches out of business… they converted to growing Oranges.

  • @Profiles.ofPower
    @Profiles.ofPower 19 часов назад +31

    So proud to have voted for President Trump! He is the Only choice to save our Country 🇺🇸💯🇺🇸

    • @Charlie_Instigator
      @Charlie_Instigator 19 часов назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤦

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 19 часов назад +2

      Absolute 💯 Trump Rocks❤️

    • @kalvitien
      @kalvitien 18 часов назад

      Exit polling indicates that Donald Trump won the 2024 election because voters were concerned about the economy and the price of goods. They are going to be in for a shock because Trump is now admitting that he is NOT going to be able to bring prices down for them just a little over a month after he repeatedly told them he would do it almost instantly. This is classic bait and switch, and the public is about to learn the hard way that they were conned AGAIN.

  • @zoehosie-dz9pc
    @zoehosie-dz9pc 18 часов назад +16

    Let the guacamole come through legally

  • @standbackitsgonnablo
    @standbackitsgonnablo 16 часов назад +3

    we have avocado farms in California… let’s just buy american and grow our own economy.. how bout that!

  • @DrewMAGA
    @DrewMAGA 19 часов назад +19

    Well, it's been days and the drones aren't falling out of the sky, which reveals they apparently were not manufactured by Boeing.

  • @parrishhighley54
    @parrishhighley54 16 часов назад +2

    Adam Carola: "The Donner Party didn't die because they ran out of guacamole!" That. Is. Hilarious. So much so that it should go on someone's gravestone. It's also the reason that, even though, Greg is not here, he and his colleagues have created a vehicle that is self-sustaining. I miss Greg as much as anyone, but let him spend this precious time with his newborn daughter because doing so will ultimately hone the timing and presentation all of his colleagues to an even finer edge.

    • @StoneyRerootkit
      @StoneyRerootkit 15 часов назад +1

      ❤It's So Great To See Adam C o n This Show😊🎉😊

  • @LarryGreenough
    @LarryGreenough 17 часов назад +4

    Hi , why doesn't Musk or TRUMP buy the wall material for $5.00 a piece and save the country millions of dollars that we would be spending for new wall .

  • @frankmckay3943
    @frankmckay3943 17 часов назад +3

    Way to go Greg!!! Prayers to the Good Lord, Jesus our Savior, and the Holy Spirit for the little lady. Amen. PS you and mom too!

  • @wyoung3170
    @wyoung3170 17 часов назад +5

    California avocados are the best in the world! And my wife makes the best guacamole in the world! We eat avocado by itself and in our salads! But we would rather have a secure border! We would also rather have California avocados versus Mexican!

  • @JHRIRS2010
    @JHRIRS2010 15 часов назад +2

    Tyrus, is right on point, kudos.

  • @Luther-y9b
    @Luther-y9b 19 часов назад +10

    When food prices rise on a particular item I just change to another product. Chicken breast prices are steadily rising so I switched to chicken thighs. Much cheaper and in a slow cooker makes a terrific soup for almost half the price!!!! Adapt, because its only gonna get worse, believe me!

    • @kalvitien
      @kalvitien 18 часов назад

      Exit polling indicates that Donald Trump won the 2024 election because voters were concerned about the economy and the price of goods. They are going to be in for a shock because Trump is now admitting that he is NOT going to be able to bring prices down for them just a little over a month after he repeatedly told them he would do it almost instantly. This is classic bait and switch, and the public is about to learn the hard way that they were conned AGAIN.

  • @_SYDNA_
    @_SYDNA_ 17 часов назад +4

    How much of the current Avacado price goes to payoff the cartels?

  • @FrankCruz-y9o
    @FrankCruz-y9o 19 часов назад +9

    I HOPE GREG COMES BACK SOON!

  • @justindunphy8964
    @justindunphy8964 19 часов назад +12

    should talk about who owns those avocado farms

  • @robschannel4512
    @robschannel4512 18 часов назад +4

    Pocahontas said what the left is saying Daniel Penny is bad, Luigi good.

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 18 часов назад +6

    Crime and avocados…

  • @Penkila
    @Penkila 17 часов назад +2

    Tom is better than all the other cohosts. It’s been a rough week of watching Gutfeld, great job Tom, congratulations Greg

  • @gingerale1861
    @gingerale1861 18 часов назад +3

    Tom should get his own show. He is the best at filling in for Greg. Then we would have 2 shows t watch 😊

  • @au7-721
    @au7-721 17 часов назад +2

    So Hunter is now selling scrap metal to pay for his addiction?

  • @bretmavrick-ph2ip
    @bretmavrick-ph2ip 19 часов назад +8

    Kat Timph is a pretty woman ❤❤

    • @nobushidono9897
      @nobushidono9897 18 часов назад +1

      Say that when you see her without makeup.

  • @JoanCouncil
    @JoanCouncil 16 часов назад +2

    Tom is the best host by millions

  • @Jrsydevil7
    @Jrsydevil7 16 часов назад +1

    I definitely love me some queso

  • @ManyHeavens42
    @ManyHeavens42 19 часов назад +6

    Why is it every time we talk about staying alive they talk about moral implications ?????? 👥 Never follow anyone who wants to die

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 18 часов назад +4

    Bill's gf is 50 years younger than him?! Holy moly!

    • @ikeskifan
      @ikeskifan 17 часов назад +1

      Bill just called a coach eligible draw up the middle

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 18 часов назад +3

    Darn, if only they could pay Citizens market prices for their services…

  • @λφα-Ἐγώἄ
    @λφα-Ἐγώἄ 18 часов назад +2

    Holy Guacamole!

  • @giannabella9183
    @giannabella9183 16 часов назад +1

    I'm all for tariffs and I am no Democrat. But I think we need the healthy avocado to be available. One of the best foods. Not on toast either. Not as guacamole either. Just the nice sliced fresh avocado. Delicious and healthy. LOL a regular plain avocado is a health food item, not a luxury item.. I'm not talking about guacamole as I said before

  • @terrysmiles8599
    @terrysmiles8599 18 часов назад +2

    Windsome the Leutenit Governor is one hell of a good women FOX she is a rock and roll star as far as im concerned.....I very smart good women!!!!

  • @LeeLeeBellePBJLee
    @LeeLeeBellePBJLee 18 часов назад +2

    Avocados are disgusting, they taste like mushy, wet, grass.

    • @peterhauk1914
      @peterhauk1914 17 часов назад +1

      You ate mushy wet grass.?
      😂

    • @LeeLeeBellePBJLee
      @LeeLeeBellePBJLee 15 часов назад

      @peterhauk1914 Our sense of taste is heavily influenced by our olfactory senses. Around 80% of what we perceive as taste actually comes from our ability to smell. When I eat an avocado, its odor activates olfactory receptors in the nose, which then combine with taste sensations. Since avocados have a smell similar to something like "mushy, wet grass," the brain associates those smells with the taste, even though I’ve never eaten wet grass itself. So, the taste experience is shaped more by the smell than by direct taste alone.
      Is this not common knowledge?

  • @youdontknowmemom8119
    @youdontknowmemom8119 16 часов назад

    Grow your own avecadoes apples and peachs. In your back yard.

  • @ericschmit5911
    @ericschmit5911 18 часов назад +2

    Where can you buy a side of guac and chips for $5??

  • @Polly-h6r
    @Polly-h6r 19 часов назад +3

    Take money from binden with all he has stolen!

  • @peterhauk1914
    @peterhauk1914 17 часов назад

    I'm sure the cops in San Francisco are looking for that U-haul real real hard 😂

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 18 часов назад +1

    Pineapple oranges.

  • @TMMeyers
    @TMMeyers 16 часов назад +1

    Netflix did a foods special a while back. And one of the episodes was about avocados. In that episode it was described as a billion dollar business and almost just as dirty as the drug business. So with that being said I don't think they're going just let them rot.

  • @jacob.tudragens
    @jacob.tudragens 18 часов назад +1

    I had an Avocado tree in my backyard in Oceanside California in the late 80s!

    • @panzerlieb
      @panzerlieb 18 часов назад +1

      Exactly! Sounds like a great opportunity for enterprising US farmers to plant some avocado orchards.

  • @gregmatz3693
    @gregmatz3693 18 часов назад +1

    I thought all the fruits and nuts came from California.

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 18 часов назад +1

    Take the foot stool out of the living room.

  • @erikabimbo7555
    @erikabimbo7555 18 часов назад +1

    I don't like guacamole. I hate avocados, and I live in California.

  • @BetsyRoss2U
    @BetsyRoss2U 18 часов назад +1

    Keep Tom Shillue as host or give him his own show. Tyrus is good too.

    • @au7-721
      @au7-721 17 часов назад

      Tyrus is whack.

  • @evelynkilgore828
    @evelynkilgore828 17 часов назад

    California avocados farmers would rather sell em overseas because they get more $$ for em.

  • @jenniferwaite3219
    @jenniferwaite3219 17 часов назад

    On the topic of Greg becoming a dad at 60. Why not? They have been married for 20 years. Love Always. I think it's wonderful.

  • @hula62
    @hula62 19 часов назад +2

    Why not buy cheap avocados from California or USA avocado?

  • @gutterfalcon2912
    @gutterfalcon2912 16 часов назад

    I have Never even tasted it . I hope I can make it through to the next election .

  • @sabaha4637
    @sabaha4637 19 часов назад +6

    The Trump 🛎️ impact is Huge🕶️🎉🦾😎🌟

    • @AllElectric-xb8gy
      @AllElectric-xb8gy 19 часов назад

      America is having buyers remorse and Trump hasn't been sworn in yet... 😂 🤣 😂

    • @ejseabury
      @ejseabury 19 часов назад

      @@AllElectric-xb8gy: 😂😂

    • @AllElectric-xb8gy
      @AllElectric-xb8gy 19 часов назад

      @@ejseabury AP poll: Over half of Americans have no confidence in Trump's appointments. Only 3 of 10 are confident in Trump's choices.

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 19 часов назад

      Just a reminder for denyers:
      Trump WON 78 mil voters❤️
      Thats not a half of the country ‘hater🫵🤣

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 19 часов назад +1

      Trump
      WON
      78 mil 😎

  • @spaceweasel
    @spaceweasel 17 часов назад

    New York Times is great.....for washing windows.

  • @alancohen5688
    @alancohen5688 15 часов назад

    Guacamole can come through the legitimate entry ports.

  • @banzand
    @banzand 15 часов назад

    New York Times MAYOR?!! Tom!

  • @geneelkins1707
    @geneelkins1707 18 часов назад

    Holy guacamole!!! I grew up in Tujunga!!!❤️

  • @jackbooten2681
    @jackbooten2681 17 часов назад +1

    Everybody thinks Joe's a spy
    He's got Kenny Roger eyes

  • @johnscamardo2145
    @johnscamardo2145 15 часов назад

    who cares I don't eat guacamole and never started . not missed anything and never heard of one even until the 2000's.

  • @TheSakufighter
    @TheSakufighter 18 часов назад

    Good job Secret Service. Stevie Wonder could’ve made those shots.

  • @gvatech
    @gvatech 15 часов назад

    Guacamole looks like baby poop

  • @petebailey8223
    @petebailey8223 16 часов назад +1

    Yes let's worries about food and not our jobs that are being taking to all these other countrys, someday we will be broke and poor but hey let's play stupid and keep the drugs coming.

  • @cristinaemichael4177
    @cristinaemichael4177 19 часов назад +2

    I don't even avocado.

  • @miraheil5521
    @miraheil5521 16 часов назад

    Only Tom shillue really can substitute for Greg. Kat and Tyrus don’t measure up.

  • @chrisp7652
    @chrisp7652 17 часов назад

    Make Avocados Rare Again

  • @brucebehling6372
    @brucebehling6372 18 часов назад +1

    How many of the bids on the wall materials will Paul P get?

  • @madcrabber1113
    @madcrabber1113 17 часов назад

    As long as I have my hot sauce I'm good.

  • @FrankCruz-y9o
    @FrankCruz-y9o 19 часов назад +1

    I can't remember the last time I had avocado.

  • @hughmanetti1908
    @hughmanetti1908 18 часов назад

    Wait!!!
    Are they taking away yoga pants???
    NOOO !!!!!!

  • @user-w5l1m
    @user-w5l1m 18 часов назад

    maybe the former mechanical metaphor as it rolls

  • @Luke-v9o8k
    @Luke-v9o8k 18 часов назад

    Love

  • @glennsnider-g5l
    @glennsnider-g5l 19 часов назад +1

    Darn good leftovers

  • @user-w5l1m
    @user-w5l1m 18 часов назад

    the newly formated coffee break

  • @God-family-country
    @God-family-country 19 часов назад +1

    Add break on RUclips was for avocados from Mexico

  • @peterhauk1914
    @peterhauk1914 17 часов назад

    There are way too many comments about guacamole. You gotta be kidding me.

  • @ajknaup3530
    @ajknaup3530 15 часов назад

    These are funnier than the jokes they used, IMHO. Maybe it's the delivery?

  • @ElleDeeOnTheRiver
    @ElleDeeOnTheRiver 18 часов назад

    Tony Shaloub is the best sub.

  • @cubansli3099
    @cubansli3099 17 часов назад

    They are a disgrace

  • @ge3186
    @ge3186 17 часов назад

    Why does Adam sound like Gilbert Godfrey??

  • @anatolib.suvarov6621
    @anatolib.suvarov6621 15 часов назад

    Elon should buy it all, store it, and return it to Donald Trump after 20 January, 2025!

  • @MW-gm7cq
    @MW-gm7cq 15 часов назад

    It might just be me, but Kat and Tyrus don’t ever seem to laugh when others on the “panel” get laughs. To me, it makes them look bad when the audience is laughing and clapping and they sit there and look grumpy. 🤷🏻‍♀Just sayin’.

  • @BudKnocka
    @BudKnocka 17 часов назад

    GLUCKAMOLE

  • @ShotgunMessiah
    @ShotgunMessiah 17 часов назад

    The weeks biggest unused joke ... Harris . Bwahahaha you lose

  • @jeffreylinde4381
    @jeffreylinde4381 19 часов назад +6

    Avocados……. About $1. At twice that price, still half the price of a Big Mac. Lame stream media and those that listen to them are LAME

    • @MrLizardDude1
      @MrLizardDude1 19 часов назад

      It’s gonna get worse…. With trump tariffs because we get 90 percent of our avocados from Mexico 😂😂😂

    • @Hi_from_the_UK
      @Hi_from_the_UK 19 часов назад

      @@MrLizardDude1 And you may well deport those that produce the 10% that you do not import?

    • @Kaithsweet-t6y
      @Kaithsweet-t6y 19 часов назад

      Hello how are you doing today

    • @MatthewJamesKent
      @MatthewJamesKent 19 часов назад

      ​@@MrLizardDude1that's why we're going to start getting everything from America now and forcing America to bring back the stuff from overseas or from other countries and start selling here again

    • @Hi_from_the_UK
      @Hi_from_the_UK 19 часов назад

      @@MatthewJamesKent And deporting migrant farm workers helps that?

  • @stephenroot1012
    @stephenroot1012 17 часов назад

    Sounds like the Red States needs to go on a buying spree to get the stuff need to build border walls on the borders with the Blue States.

  • @CapPTanMcKringleBerries
    @CapPTanMcKringleBerries 19 часов назад +1

    Where is gutfeld!!!!!!!!

  • @princejohn8245
    @princejohn8245 18 часов назад

    Where's your segment on "Trumps tells the public he won the election on the promise of bringing grocery prices down, but now openly admits that he has no plan to do that?"

    • @au7-721
      @au7-721 17 часов назад

      Biden is having to sell scrap metal to buy his groceries.

  • @levimosser747
    @levimosser747 19 часов назад

    Guac over queso any day

  • @positronicreflex.
    @positronicreflex. 18 часов назад

    This guy is like the conservative version of Conan

  • @jamaicanwash6667
    @jamaicanwash6667 16 часов назад

    Kitty Kat looks gooood!!! Showing her plenty of her beautiful and now fuller legs!!! Pregnancy agrees with her and is truly becoming of her! Not that she didn’t look good before her pregnancy but OMG! She looks super hot with the extra pounds! Wuuuhuuu!!!❤❤❤

  • @terryboone3333
    @terryboone3333 17 часов назад

    I dont like avocadoes or guocamole.

  • @GrandpaVince
    @GrandpaVince 20 часов назад +6

    We just want traditional American patriot jokes 🇱🇷

    • @Kaithsweet-t6y
      @Kaithsweet-t6y 19 часов назад

      How are you doing today

    • @Charlie_Instigator
      @Charlie_Instigator 19 часов назад

      Maga??

    • @AllElectric-xb8gy
      @AllElectric-xb8gy 19 часов назад

      *2 men in a coffee shop*
      *1st man: Trump was sent by God*
      *2nd man: Why did God run out of locusts?*

  • @sfl6307
    @sfl6307 17 часов назад

    TRUMP IS A JOKE ….at every rally he said he will cut food prices 😂😂😂😂NOW HE SAYS ITS TO GARD TO DO and Yet, Biden told us the truth that Trump has no plans and the leading economists said Kamala Harris has the experienced people who know how to do the job, THEY WERE RIGHT

    • @pattglass4782
      @pattglass4782 16 часов назад

      LMAO thank you for the laughs

  • @ronarch7910
    @ronarch7910 17 часов назад

    👍👍

  • @ShotgunMessiah
    @ShotgunMessiah 17 часов назад

    Kamala harris became president 😂😂😂 bwahahaha .

  • @Lorri-dr4ft
    @Lorri-dr4ft 19 часов назад +1

    👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌