yeah sure. a week ago she put the ticket on my car eventhough she knew i was running behind requesting her not to put ticket still she press the red button on her ticket machine :/
@James Cricket Funny - too bad it wasn't that easy when tens of thousands of Europeans came in boats all over the world and moved right in like they owned the place. In fact, they did claim to own it all! The number of non-Europeans in the UK now must be karma for past sins.
@Cian MacGana Did you take my comment seriously? First of all, I don't believe in karma. Secondly, I thought it would be obvious that I was giving the Brits a hard time, in general, for complaining about something that they themselves did for hundreds of years. But, since you chose to take my sarcasm seriously, I'll respond with this: Are you suggesting that the Irish never participated in the atrocities committed by the British Empire? No Irishman ever joined the British Army and went overseas to either assist in the conquest and genocide of other peoples or to assist in their subsequent occupation/colonization? None whatsoever? Please.
0:45 Be funny if it was Spiderman's car and he'd just nipped to the shops to get 20 B&H Gold before he goes to have it out with The Green Goblin, or whatever.
She’s doing the right thing. Non disabled parking in disabled parking areas stop genuine disabled people, like me, being able to park in accessible spots 👍♿️
My favourite all time cool calm and collective friend jeeeeeez you are a breath of fresh air AB watching some of these guys auditing is painful! Keep up the great work mate and have a great evening 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Can’t someone give that nice traffic warden lady a better job. She was very polite and nicely spoken. I’m sure she could be an asset to a decent company!
Sir AB, you never cease to amaze, you actually got the traffic wardens to cooperate, not complain about being filmed, and milked a lot of information from them. Your work is absolutely brilliant. 💯😄
@@ruylopez1039 exactly They must get harassed enough for their minimum wage job that they have to do in front of the public everyday. I don’t think he realises that he is harassing people And he’s not witty or clever with it.
£8.92 an hour to work in one of the most hated professions and all the grief and abuse she no doubt deals with on a daily basis yet she still smiles and seems very pleasant..I never thought I'd say this about a traffic warden but God bless her, I pray she stays safe or finds a better job as she deserves to.
I hope this isn’t a sly racist comment. You do realise AB is an immigrant himself 😂😂. He is the exact same as the people in these communities you describe as ‘foreign land’ 🙈
The traffic warden with the blue hair you will see in nightclubs and rave clubs she's rave's around all the cars in Slough because of 1-year lockdown 😁🤣🤣
So now we have foreigners as Traffic Wardens... As if the foreigners in our Police Constabularies wasn't insulting enough... I hate the way my Country has gone.
'Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough! It isn't fit for humans now, There isn't grass to graze a cow. Swarm over, Death! Sir John Betjeman, 1937 (there are nine more verses!)
AB .. your videos are as great as they are annoying, but your approach, confidence and knowledge is fantastic . Also you’re a very talented stills photographer, well done .
Slough, such a lovely place. Thank goodness the traffic wardens are keeping the streets free from illegally parked cars. Good luck with your new career.
MR MOTIVATOR FROM GOOD MORNING TELEVISION IS THAT YOU AB?? BLUE 😎 BRILLIANT communication skills as always, plus the comedy and the RESPECT.. also congratulations on the plaque, you certainly deserve it SIR AB soon 🔜 blue 😎 Spike
Company leader to identify Baker Team - Rambo, Messner, Ortega, Coletta, Jorgensen, Danforth, Berry, Krakauer confirm! This is Colonel Trautman. Talk to me, Johnny.
2:23 AB: How much will I get an hour?
Traffic Wardens: Eight pound and some veggies 🥕🌽🍅🥦😂
That's a lot of weight to gain for a vegetarian diet in a job that involves so much walking!
Hahahahaha
brilliant
I think her English may be Limited and the 92p would sound like peas and thats where the veggies confusion happened. Maybe
🤣😅😂😂😂😂🤣
Fair play to the first lady. She was very polite and not consumed by power or authority.
Indeed
Yeah she hands out penalties with a smile 😅
Yeah she had character
yeah sure. a week ago she put the ticket on my car eventhough she knew i was running behind requesting her not to put ticket still she press the red button on her ticket machine :/
She seems like she's just doing a job. Like everyone else really.
Yeah - first lady was nice and friendly, doing a crap job for £8.92 an hours, but still being polite and friendly. Kudos and respect to her!
She barely speaks the language poor woman just wants to support herself
@James Cricket Funny - too bad it wasn't that easy when tens of thousands of Europeans came in boats all over the world and moved right in like they owned the place. In fact, they did claim to own it all! The number of non-Europeans in the UK now must be karma for past sins.
@Cian MacGana Did you take my comment seriously? First of all, I don't believe in karma. Secondly, I thought it would be obvious that I was giving the Brits a hard time, in general, for complaining about something that they themselves did for hundreds of years.
But, since you chose to take my sarcasm seriously, I'll respond with this: Are you suggesting that the Irish never participated in the atrocities committed by the British Empire? No Irishman ever joined the British Army and went overseas to either assist in the conquest and genocide of other peoples or to assist in their subsequent occupation/colonization? None whatsoever? Please.
@Cian MacGana ... speaking of morons - Ireland was part of the British Empire until 1937.
she was so sweet
I like the lady traffic warden , she’s honest and a good person…………. Plus she’s got a cheeky smile .
keep it in your pants matt
@@Clvaner 🤣🤣🤣
Creepy af.
She'd be a good root as they say in Australia.
The Halo effect.
1st warden seemed like a lovely lady. ♥
YO! AB!
🤣🤣🤣 You two were definitely flirting with each other 🤣🤣🤣
AB the traffic warden??????? HA! HA! HA!
Nt even
How is that flirting? At best it's a decent conversation with a language barrier on her part. 🥱
AB went back to her to make conversation 😍
@@RonnieVaiArovo I think Local is the type of guy who takes a no as a yes haha
That first woman seems far too nice to be a traffic warden, she must be new.
Yeah I know, as in, straight of ov the Cross Channel Rafts Service.
@@tonycooper4141 grow up tony ya shithouse
@@foot_down You're missing more than one brain cell.
She was too nice, she didn't realize she was being made fun of! Yeah?
@@foot_down I is 66. When have I reached sufficient ages?
Fair play to her, hopefully she gets a better job soon.
I think she would be a fantastic lollipop lady 🤣
She was nice
Blue hair and tattoos. Known as Suicide girls.
@@nickhyde420 Defo! Bet she’s got a pet hamster called hammy. 🐹
Best comment. She was polite and had a sense of humour. It’s a shit job but she is just trying to make a living.
At 5:05 I noticed the shop called ‘Fat Twins’ and it set off my PTSD remembering a night out in Blackpool in 2005 😯
A lovely, down to earth, humble and too honest for her own good traffic lady. Wonderful interaction
Trolling the traffic-wardens in the friendliest way... 😂😂😂 That was a funny one AB.
It was funny 😂
hes the goat
"THEY'VE GOT SPIDER-MAN BADGE!"
AB always has me howling with laughter 😂
“Maybe I want to become a traffic warden” 😂 I love your style AB
"Maybe..." ~~AB. ♥
She was gassed
0:45 Be funny if it was Spiderman's car and he'd just nipped to the shops to get 20 B&H Gold before he goes to have it out with The Green Goblin, or whatever.
Didn’t know Spider-Man smoked let alone was old enough
@@kylewilliams6091 Oh, most definitely! He always has a tin of Special Brew and a snout before he faces off with a foe.
@@Chris_34 hahaha that had me in fucking stitches , enjoy your evening buddy
@@kylewilliams6091 You too, mate✌️😁
@@Chris_34 a snout😭😭😭😭 ive not heard that in years
The sunglasses lady traffic warden 😂💕 bless her. Not a fan of her job but she is a great lady!
She’s doing the right thing. Non disabled parking in disabled parking areas stop genuine disabled people, like me, being able to park in accessible spots 👍♿️
WOW I haven't been to Slough for a long long time and NOW I know why !
Slough, Slough, quick, quick, Slough, the foreign capital of outer London, passports ready, both ways
Snap..but Fair enough if in disabled bay..they should quash it if just forgot badge ?
What a crap hole 😳.
As John Betjeman said ...... "let the bombs fall on Slough"
@@DMWBN3 😂😂😂😂
Forget the Spider-Man badge, the keys are in the ignition!
Well spotted
good spot
Could be a stolen car?
Bait car
Car appears again 7:08
How much are the tickets? Nothing, I give them out for free.
AB that was a real comedy show today. Love it. Very entertaining .
First Lady is just a pure nice woman. Wow. Amazing
She is wonderful- a great personality the life and soul of the street
My favourite all time cool calm and collective friend jeeeeeez you are a breath of fresh air AB watching some of these guys auditing is painful! Keep up the great work mate and have a great evening 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
i was a traffic warden years ago ,I got sacked after 3 weeks .I kept writing on the tickets ,I AM REALY SORRY, I HATE MY JOB .got sacked .
😂😂😂
🤣
😂😂😂😂
She's a breath of fresh air..
You gonna be in trouble when the wife see's you chatting her up bro 🤣
He was one away asking her if she was doing anything later😂😍
The way this guys antagonizes people kills me every time 😂😂😂
I reckon she was up for it, AB.
100% wanted the saussie
She was gagging
She was pleasant enough haha 😄
LOL
I think there was a lot of chemistry between you and the warden. Grab your coat you've pulled
The pay is terrible. Imagine the crap they have to deal with just to make ends meet.
Can’t someone give that nice traffic warden lady a better job. She was very polite and nicely spoken. I’m sure she could be an asset to a decent company!
Clever man our AB is!! Respect to all auditors 👊😉👍
Mr Communicator!!respect ab!!
I respect him he is good at what he does 💯
Sir AB, you never cease to amaze, you actually got the traffic wardens to cooperate, not complain about being filmed, and milked a lot of information from them.
Your work is absolutely brilliant. 💯😄
Her with the blue hair had a sense of humour bypass
Her hairdresser certainly has a sense of humour.
She saw through his BS and moved on.
Because she just wants to earn her money and go home?
@@andrewknight6244 Right. you don't have to respond to an obvious troll using you for views.
@@ruylopez1039 exactly
They must get harassed enough for their minimum wage job that they have to do in front of the public everyday.
I don’t think he realises that he is harassing people
And he’s not witty or clever with it.
AB I'm not sure if you realised that you had the honour of meeting grotbags with the blue hair!.. There's somebody at the door 😂😭
He's back at it again, you're too funny 😂
£8.92 an hour to work in one of the most hated professions and all the grief and abuse she no doubt deals with on a daily basis yet she still smiles and seems very pleasant..I never thought I'd say this about a traffic warden but God bless her, I pray she stays safe or finds a better job as she deserves to.
I liked the first lady, she was cool👏
The one with the blue hair Was a definite Karen🤣
I normally loathe traffic wardens with a passion.. But she had a really disarming smile and she was bright too!
The second lady with the blue hair, not so much! Back to the loathing!
I don't know how you can afford to go on so many foreign holidays, AB. Every other video seems to be from a different country. You lucky, lucky fella!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope this isn’t a sly racist comment. You do realise AB is an immigrant himself 😂😂. He is the exact same as the people in these communities you describe as ‘foreign land’ 🙈
😂😂😂😂👍so true
@@mrebk3358 oh behave please, its a bit of banter, only racist people take it as racist ffs.
yeah because if they are not white they are not British apparently
The traffic warden with the blue hair you will see in nightclubs and rave clubs she's rave's around all the cars in Slough because of 1-year lockdown 😁🤣🤣
More likely to see her in a dogging car park
When I seen the blue hair thought it was Marge Simpson, Dooh LOL . Nice content AB
No wonder Slough was the capital city of "The Office" , so much going on there 🤣🤣🤣
AB they don't get £8.92 an hour, that's a minimum wage in McDonald's, more like £17.25 an hour for traffic warden in Slough London just checked !
In London there is also bonus payments
Where did you check?
@@willgoodfellow This was some time ago I came across this. Shall have a look around to try and find where it was published.
@@willgoodfellowat Woodrow Wilson
That first lady was very nice...I think I'm in love with her.
Who parks with thier keys left in the ignition?
Obviously Spider Man.
I love how sweet the first warden is, but she was still strong enough to enforce the law.
I think that first warden fancied you, AB 👏🏻😄
I saw you in Slough AB ! So now I see how you look like !
I got Your picture !
AB, you're almost becoming 'King Pepe' 😂😂😂
It's nice for a change for someone in a position of authority to be polite and answer A.B's questions.
Fair play to this lady...😃👍
First traffic warden really nice 👍 Well done AB legend
I accidentally came across this - thought it was a Carry On film - but funnier than those gone before.
Imagine actually living anywhere near there! Reminds me of the 'Downtown' scenes from Judge Dredd, Sylvester Stallone et all.
Howdy old friend from Wyoming, USA. TTFN. Thank you again. Peace out, good Samaritan way. Honorable Humble humanitarian, hooray. Have a blessed day.
So now we have foreigners as Traffic Wardens... As if the foreigners in our Police Constabularies wasn't insulting enough... I hate the way my Country has gone.
Think you took a wrong turn at the bnp website
@@JuxtaPositionings No, its just you've taken your head out your arse for the first time in 20 years.
@@thelstanedwardsson4374 given that I'm 19 that's quite impressive racist
@@JuxtaPositioningsAt least you chose an appropriate name for yourself - 'Simple'. 🤣
@@JuxtaPositionings How exactly am I racist you little twerp?
You're hilarious AB. Love ya work.
The sexual tension between AB and the first warden was palpable.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the smile… you completely MADEEE her day 🤣🤣🤣
Some sick photo art at the end!
😂😂😂
@@AuditingBritain Your photos are always great, I want more! :-)
Trafice warden very bubbly I like lady with blue hair awsome video ab🤘🤘😀
What a friendly young woman! She wanted to help train you 😅 The accent (that I assume is India n or from that region) is quality!
@Tommy Tiger bay hassan 3:43 that is a very indian sound 'better' or 'bhetter" for me but who knows you could be right!
That guy- the swaggering warden 🤣
Slough is a jungle AB; you’re a brave man venturing there.
Looks heavy
'Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!
Sir John Betjeman, 1937 (there are nine more verses!)
Good fun growing up. Bit lively in all honesty. Was glad to get out though
That first lady was nice and polite. I think she had the hots for you AB : )
I like traffic wardens, nice to know that you can ruin someone's day just by slapping a ticket on their car 😁😁😁
Car being ticketed was ruining the day for a blue badge holder...
AB .. your videos are as great as they are annoying, but your approach, confidence and knowledge is fantastic . Also you’re a very talented stills photographer, well done .
AB is really pain in the ass 🤭😂
I want to be a traffic warden 😂😂 xx loved it ❤️
At 0.51 did I see the car keys still in the ignition or maybe not
Thought that too
Yeap, I saw it too
One of your amazing photographs at the end!! Thanks my friend!
Glad you like it 😂😂😂🤣
Slough, such a lovely place. Thank goodness the traffic wardens are keeping the streets free from illegally parked cars. Good luck with your new career.
Looks like a 3rd world dump?
@@welshwoody217 coming from Wales you should know all ALL about third world dumps ... I love slough ..
MR MOTIVATOR FROM GOOD MORNING TELEVISION IS THAT YOU AB?? BLUE 😎 BRILLIANT communication skills as always, plus the comedy and the RESPECT..
also congratulations on the plaque, you certainly deserve it SIR AB soon 🔜 blue 😎 Spike
Yes @spikey mike he's such a giggle, communicator wizard!!👊😉👍
The key is in the ignition of that first black car!?!?
Company leader to identify Baker Team - Rambo, Messner, Ortega, Coletta, Jorgensen, Danforth, Berry, Krakauer confirm! This is Colonel Trautman. Talk to me, Johnny.
£8.92 an Hour. She would get more standing on the corner !!!
Hmmmm, not sure about that 😂😂😉
I once got £12.27 an hour checking railway tickets, she must be on minimum earnings...
TBH the lady was the coolest traffic warden I have seen!! TW's are usually so disagreeable, especially when you shout at them lol
Spiderman badge🤣🤣
Hehehe how can you say you want to be a traffic warden without pissing yourself with laughter. I tip my hat to you good Sir.
You are a bad boy AB 😆
As a groundworker did anyone else notice how good the slabbing and cutting in was or is that just me? Lol
Keys in the ignition on the ticketed car... very strange
I noticed that at ruclips.net/video/KAaLzUYtFzI/видео.html
I think that todays "AB" stands for "Amorously Brave" and as always so funny 😄
..made me chuckle matey!! Keep on scrutinising those in such valuable meaningful occupations..
Plenty to have a good chuckle at with this one mate. Great stuff.
Isn’t it interesting that all these types of jobs are going to people who do not have English as the first language.
Those traffic warden have style
Slough might have been taken over by a load of foreigners but at least they've made it such a fine and dandy place to be Xx
Especially since BREXIT there is thousands of ILLEGAL BRITISH IMMIGRANTS in spain SEND them BACK BLOODY alcoholic hooligans....
I think I've seen that Nice First Lady Traffic Warden Eating Breakfast on a Weekend when I was at Rick's Diner at 88-90 Cowley Rd in Oxford : )
Go AB! 🤩🇬🇧
The council pay people peanuts to fine people who earn peanuts. Good job
What’s this, spot the Englishman???
Seriously one of the best posts ever. You've got the appropriate mentality for every situation. Top bloke aye : )
❤you AB
All the money Slough council are making, they can fill in that dip in the road the size of the Marianas Trench.
Furst
Il get you a special award for the no body gives a shit event 👍🏻
@@bolo4955 Give him these lol 🏆 🥇 🏆
First the worst
Tick it of the bucket list nigel
You always seem really quick to the AB parties Nige
Awwwww …. Give her a thumbs up. The first lady warden was great. I guess the driver of the car doesn’t think so .. but hey … you can’t win them all
I like the traffic warden women. Think Brazilian too, lovely stuff
Are you sure this is Slough ? Didn't hear many English voices.