THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE IMPERIUM A collection of short tales concerning the darker nature of the Imperium of Man. Short stories include the Dark Sacrifice, Emperor's Origin, Thunder Warriors, Mutants. All tales are fan fiction only and designed to provide an easy access to the setting of Warhammer 40000, the Grim Darkness of the Far Future. They should never be considered cannon. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Patreon allows me to maintain output of the videos and to attempt to gain the resources to gain help or more art. Only consider taking this option if it is truly disposable money and will not put you in a bad or tight situation. its only light entertainment after all. 6 OF THE BEST! ULTRAMAR: ruclips.net/video/vjNX3xhEeXc/видео.html DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG: ruclips.net/video/1ZknI3DYsL8/видео.html DARK ANGELS: ruclips.net/video/d81QmB5gSrM/видео.html A PSYKERS TALE: ruclips.net/video/jdb5u-2oLTg/видео.html THE WARP AND DAEMONS EXPLAINED: ruclips.net/video/27PIaW3PTUs/видео.html PSYKERS SOULS AND THE WARP: ruclips.net/video/tqzap3yoHxg/видео.html
So that mean the old one is evil to right just like British Empire for colonialism to avoid excuse being villian by call themself benevolent being and British Empire giving knowledge to colonialism victim right
"All tales are fan fiction only and designed to provide an easy access to the setting of Warhammer 40000, the Grim Darkness of the Far Future. They should never be considered cannon." You are top-notch s-level verified true in my head-canon!
I guess the one upside with the increase in psychic activity throughout the Galaxy is they don't have to worry about the Golden throne running out of psykers to fuel it anymore They just have to worry about those very same pykers accidentally splitting the planet in half or something equally catastrophic like tearing a hole into the warp, spawning a daemon prince or something along those lines
Picturing all 102,000 of us sitting around a giant campfire watching a single servo skull with a calm yet booming voice floating around is telling a tale
Indeed I'm watching from the comfort of my Leman Russ battle tank "Mark 1" with my crew And next to me is Ivan in his tank "Sasha" and onto my left Hans in his tank "Stephan"
1st story: Horror 2nd story: Duty 3rd story: Betrayal 4th story: Dark. Just dark. All stories full to bursting with detail, rich lore, and above all so much grim darkness. Very nice framing devices and a narrative that weaves so well with the timeline. Brilliant, just brilliant.
The Thunder Warriors and Mutants stories made me cried inside. While there is a bigger plan, many of the small details that make up the big plan are wrought into ruin and forgotten.
eh it's better than being forced to work in some hive city's factory, dying slowly by having garbage for food, working 20 hours a day or something and having super toxic air to breath. I would prefer the quicker death of being torn apart and absorbed by some dude on a golden chair
@@Lorventus that's the thing about us humans. You have no idea what you are capable of when forced too. You would be surprised at just how much you could survive. The human will to survive and live is insanely powerful.
I wonder if that's why Guliman encouraged the eclisiarchy and the worship of the emperor by preserving the word bearer the anchorite. Because he knew the only way humanity would ever willingly sacrifice billions to a man was if they believed he was thier god
What if the current meta means chaos is winning hard and the next primarchs to appear is actually papa golden himself and its all repeated with the primaris marines trying to exterminate the first born and leading into a new story arc where its marine v marine v everything else?
I like to think the Emperor tried to make Thunder Warriors into Astartes but the survival rate was far to low and to costly to try. I base this on a couple of things. In the Horus Heresy novels there is a Thunder Warrior that kills a Luna Wolf for his geneseed, to prolong his life. Old people can become Astartes but the cost and survival rate isn't worth it. Astartes can become Primaris but again the cost and survival rate is so low.
Thunder warriors were a tool to build an empire; they were used and consumed. There loyalty, duty, and respect is what killed them. Welcome to the grim dark. Atleast we got salamanders.
@@robertpenison9405 Precisely, the Astartes were created to be leaders, governors and soldiers. While the Thunder Warriors were simply warriors, feral and wild. Hell there are even theories that the Thunder Warriors were even stronger then Astartes in terms of brutal strength.
I still remember the first time i saw the video about the Thunder Warriors, for the whole thing i was on the edge of my seat and after it finished i proceeded to watch it another 3-4 times. It was absolutely mesmerizing.
It only becomes more fun whenever you realise everyone is just as horrible as each other say goodbye the morals and ethics because everyone's just after the same thing *pure survival no matter the cost!*
I could have sworn most media now does paint humanity as evil + the anti-hero. Most fantasy is full of anti-heroes and much more written about humanity being parasites than any other aspect.
No, no, no: we all know what's ethical and moral. It's calling the Arbites or the Ecclesiarch or the Inquisition whenever a close friend or relative says anything a bit heretical. Or you find out they have... weird bits. Or if their mobile goes off during the sermon. Or they slack off during their 18-hour shift. Or if they didn't weep with sufficient joy and repentance when being tortured to death. Et cetera.
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET-Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. Terry Pratchett
The stories about betrayal are always most potent to me. And you've a great voice for giving that lonely Thunder Warrior a proper representation. Like hand in glove. Older voice actors are sorely needed. Keep it up!
These stories aren't good, they are great! It brings the universe to life, all the while allowing the Grim darkness to let the moments of bright and good to truly shine. Magnificent work Baldemort.
Oh Balders I cannot thank you enough for the content. The care, music and the music puts everything together and I have really been looking forwards for this! The Thunder Warriors always seem so interesting in many ways. Not only for their sheer size (that's what she said) but also how the Emperor pretty much stabbed them in the back!
I a firm believer the reason why Mortis does have a audio version out is because secretly GW is trying to sign Baldermort to a contract because they know he was built to tell these stories. LMAO I wish this were the case.
Thank you for putting together these compilations. These stories are why I come back here again and again. I've seen you downplay them, call them "ham-fisted fan fictions," but there is nowhere else I can go to find narrations so lovingly crafted, so beautifully narrated. So thank you sir, for all that you do. Sincerely, your faithful gentle listener.
Your voice is like a a gentle breeze. It soothes my soul. I feel the words that you speak. You breath life into them. I understand why you need to take breaks. You do put your soul into what you do. And to top it all off, you have a better half that supports what you do. There are many men who can not say that. Real talk!
That's only about the population of a single large hive world (the total number over 10000 years) or a handful of smaller ones. The yearly total isn't even the population of a single Hive on a single Hive world. Probably not even the population of a single lower hive sector. If Humans are good at anything in 40k, it is making more humans. Considering that we feed the souls of 3,650,000 low-grade psykers a year to the Emperor, or that we throw the lives of 14 million guardsmen away to take a single Departmento Munitorum supply world back from an apostate cardinal, or any of the countless other tragic wastes of human life throughout the 10 millenia since Horus had his emo phase, it really doesn't matter much. There will always be more humans.
I know that they only exist since the 42nd millennium but i love to imagine that baldermort is a member of the Logos Historica Verita and that he‘s teaching us imperial citizens and simple guardsman the history of mankind.
A tired Perpetual who does not wish for the end of stories,the end of legends and heroes. Some old Inquisitor with a mischievous grin and the aches of unbowed ages who nonetheless has a passion for life and the sheer WONDERS you can find if you but look..... An inquisitor with hard lessons scored into his mind and body, who defies to darkness though he bears the scars of its touch. An Ollanius Pious who would stand before the greatest of our enemies without fear, or do everything in his power for just one more second. A friend of the unusual, the unexpected, and the unworthy. A detractor of those who preach piousness from golden alters while wearing silken robes. Someone who could find the amazing in the uncouth, the righteous in the enemy, the corruption in the holy, and the peace in old warriors. Just hearing Baldermort's stories and voice is a story all its own and I can't wait to hear the greatest highs and the deepest of lows he will bring to us.
After 17 years of being a WH 40k fanatic. I enjoy the small setting stories far more then the large scale stuff. The Grim Dark future is not just the Galaxy wide conflict but a billion small tales of betrayal, suffering, damnation.
In the wise words of Rick "there is always somebody trying to take over the universe, the trick is to be left alone by whoever suceeds" i think thats how u survive 40k
My headcanon is that, just as the ancient mystics supposedly joined together to form the Emperor, all the psykers who are sacrificed to him every day join the collective consciousness that is his soul. Of course, this also means the Emperor effectively experiences death ten thousand times a day. Sucks to be him. Great video. It really got me.
Everyone is an villian by its own right The old one be like: *looking around* while atleast we got immortally and we benevolent being in galaxy Me as necron fans: by rejected some asking for cure their cancer is evil to you The old one: nah nobody care about your disgusting race full of cancer Me and the necron: *looking each other in agreement* everyone can be villian by their own right
You are without a doubt the most amazing narrator I have ever listened to. No one can imbue the emotion into their voice like you can! Sometime in the future please do an in dept video for Custodes with of course a "story so far" to go along with it.
It has been a long time since I've found a writer who could so consistently fill me with such emotion through your wordcraft and your stunning delivery. Your words flash like the lightning and your voice booms like the clap of thunder in my mind, and yet you always see me safely through the storm of emotion. Thank you for doing what you do, and I shall as ever remain your gentle listener.
An INQUISITOR would reply... _"This is why Trucks (Boots) exist"_ Then again... I've not heard any stories of them having girlfriends. Probably a good reason for that.
This is my first time commenting, after watching your videos for almost a year, as I feel compelled to do so. This story was such an emotional roller coaster for me. It was indeed grim, but also beautiful and rich. Thank you for all that you do Baldermort, I really mean that.
You're voice, the words, tone, pacing, syntax, Grammer paint the imagination so vividly lucid a picture. One is one with the environment, the story. The first gave me chills. I'll update for the next.
This is my 1st time listening to these stories. Master Orator & Story Teller Baldemort!!! You TRULY capture the Grimdark of 40k with your storytelling. I ambghat I am a gentle listener here!!!
Man, it's been a long time since I've heard these...I guess not even a year, but it's felt like more. Crushing stories, these. Absolutely brilliant writing Balders.
baldermort i love you when i watch your videos its like listening to essentially the grandfather of Warhammer and he's reading the horrors of the 41st millennium in front of a fire place with a glass of burbin
Ah my Faithful Servant what an Enchanting tale,as I sit by the fire. With my eyes closed feeling the heat and the light breeze on my skin. Your voice entrances me in the theater of my mind. Thank you Sir.
You've really outdone yourself Lord Baldermort That starting story was amazing. Truly showed the glorious sacrifice to maintain the Light of the God Emperor and his Astronomicon.
Honestly, you’re the best WH40k storywriter I’ve come across so far. Keep up the amazing work Baldemort! Know that your stories brighten up my day everytime, even dark stories like these 🙂
In order to truly appreciate the setting, you have to understand that the light and dark are meant to compliment each other. Every tragedy serves to make the noble deeds all the more noble, but every noble deed serves to make the setting more tragic in contrast.
Prepare your ricker for smoke!!! What a gift you have badly my man. You truly are the gift that keeps giving, what a boon you are to this community. Bravo.
The Empeor has consumed roughly 36 billion souls over 10,000 years. If a psycher is as rare as lore suggests then the population to maintain that number is in the quadrillions
I remember listening to this story in your video about the emperor but I still don't mind sitting through it again. It builds up the atmosphere of 40k so well.
Well I got a job, no more camping my phone to be the first to watch Baldermorts content. I don't even play 40k, I just love Baldermorts passion, and his excited and yet calming voice. Thank you for making my plague year pass with ease!
The thunder warriors were so tragic. Despite their blood, sweat, tears and sacrifice. They were betrayed, disposed and discarded. May their glory lives forever
VITO!!!!!! There you are! Thank the holy throne. I thought we’d lost you as a community. Elated to see you back on the horse old chap!!! :). And thank you. For everything. I should have put you in my 100k. I am so sorry. I was dashing. Please accept my apologies dear sir. :)
@@Baldermort haha never apologize my brother! I know how busy you are. I branched off on my own and started making videos. I hope to one day match your level of success! Maybe we can even do a collab on occasion?! I have some wild and unique ideas. Keep being amazing my old friend!
This was my first time hearing the Emperor’s origin from you. I had my fears about how you would handle the Emperor’s origin, but holy cow you did it so damn well that I’ve been converted to loving the shaman-merge theory. Absolutely adored the story- fantastic stuff, and made the tale far more meaningful and convincingly Emperor-like. Thank you, Uncle Baldy- as always, you have been a fantastic teacher :)
THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE IMPERIUM
A collection of short tales concerning the darker nature of the Imperium of Man.
Short stories include the Dark Sacrifice, Emperor's Origin, Thunder Warriors, Mutants.
All tales are fan fiction only and designed to provide an easy access to the setting of Warhammer 40000, the Grim Darkness of the Far Future. They should never be considered cannon.
PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
Patreon allows me to maintain output of the videos and to attempt to gain the resources to gain help or more art. Only consider taking this option if it is truly disposable money and will not put you in a bad or tight situation. its only light entertainment after all.
6 OF THE BEST!
ULTRAMAR: ruclips.net/video/vjNX3xhEeXc/видео.html
DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG: ruclips.net/video/1ZknI3DYsL8/видео.html
DARK ANGELS: ruclips.net/video/d81QmB5gSrM/видео.html
A PSYKERS TALE: ruclips.net/video/jdb5u-2oLTg/видео.html
THE WARP AND DAEMONS EXPLAINED: ruclips.net/video/27PIaW3PTUs/видео.html
PSYKERS SOULS AND THE WARP: ruclips.net/video/tqzap3yoHxg/видео.html
So that mean the old one is evil to right just like British Empire for colonialism to avoid excuse being villian by call themself benevolent being and British Empire giving knowledge to colonialism victim right
"All tales are fan fiction only and designed to provide an easy access to the setting of Warhammer 40000, the Grim Darkness of the Far Future. They should never be considered cannon."
You are top-notch s-level verified true in my head-canon!
I guess the one upside with the increase in psychic activity throughout the Galaxy is they don't have to worry about the Golden throne running out of psykers to fuel it anymore
They just have to worry about those very same pykers accidentally splitting the planet in half or something equally catastrophic like tearing a hole into the warp, spawning a daemon prince or something along those lines
Damn... shit... that is wack !
all ur work is amazing trully this is one of ur best could u do a necron slowly going nuts du to centrys of degrade befor being awoken
Picturing all 102,000 of us sitting around a giant campfire watching a single servo skull with a calm yet booming voice floating around is telling a tale
picturing? you mean aren't at the bonfire with the rest of us?
Indeed I'm watching from the comfort of my Leman Russ battle tank "Mark 1" with my crew
And next to me is Ivan in his tank "Sasha" and onto my left Hans in his tank "Stephan"
LoL, now that would be a boisterous campfire group.
* me, sitting in my chimera, listening the stories told by a servo skull over the vox *
C'mon man, pass the... thingy.
Baldermort, your thunder warriors story is simply wonderful. Worthy of anything put out by the black library.
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@@Baldermort He is right, you know. More unification wars content would be most welcome
It reminded me an awefull lot of Isstvan, maybe Horus is a lot like his father after all
@@JohnWhiteHere
"I heartily concur!"
I al stunned by the Thunder warrior story it is amazing
1st story: Horror
2nd story: Duty
3rd story: Betrayal
4th story: Dark. Just dark.
All stories full to bursting with detail, rich lore, and above all so much grim darkness. Very nice framing devices and a narrative that weaves so well with the timeline.
Brilliant, just brilliant.
very darkness much wow
The Thunder Warriors and Mutants stories made me cried inside. While there is a bigger plan, many of the small details that make up the big plan are wrought into ruin and forgotten.
Let us not forget! Never forget!
Thunder warrior story....”I dinnae cry when me father was hung for stealing a pig, but I’ll cry now”
God that thunder warriors story always hits me in the feels
First time I heard it it hit hard.
Only The Longest Second has hit harder.
I always feel bad for the people that fueled the golden throne
eh it's better than being forced to work in some hive city's factory, dying slowly by having garbage for food, working 20 hours a day or something and having super toxic air to breath. I would prefer the quicker death of being torn apart and absorbed by some dude on a golden chair
And people actually debate rather or not he's become a God.
That one gets me too, it's so... heavy. Like I dunno if me of now could thrive in that kind of universe.
@@Lorventus that's the thing about us humans. You have no idea what you are capable of when forced too. You would be surprised at just how much you could survive. The human will to survive and live is insanely powerful.
I wonder if that's why Guliman encouraged the eclisiarchy and the worship of the emperor by preserving the word bearer the anchorite. Because he knew the only way humanity would ever willingly sacrifice billions to a man was if they believed he was thier god
That thunder warriors story always gets me. 'How could he?'
Those last three words always drive it home....
What if the current meta means chaos is winning hard and the next primarchs to appear is actually papa golden himself and its all repeated with the primaris marines trying to exterminate the first born and leading into a new story arc where its marine v marine v everything else?
I like to think the Emperor tried to make Thunder Warriors into Astartes but the survival rate was far to low and to costly to try. I base this on a couple of things.
In the Horus Heresy novels there is a Thunder Warrior that kills a Luna Wolf for his geneseed, to prolong his life.
Old people can become Astartes but the cost and survival rate isn't worth it.
Astartes can become Primaris but again the cost and survival rate is so low.
Thunder warriors were a tool to build an empire; they were used and consumed. There loyalty, duty, and respect is what killed them. Welcome to the grim dark. Atleast we got salamanders.
@@robertpenison9405 Precisely, the Astartes were created to be leaders, governors and soldiers. While the Thunder Warriors were simply warriors, feral and wild. Hell there are even theories that the Thunder Warriors were even stronger then Astartes in terms of brutal strength.
Content like this doesnt just offer an epic introduction to the lore of 40K, they bring the setting to life. Keep it up, you absolute legend
My armor is contempt.
My shield is disgust.
My sword is hatred.
In the Emperor's name, let none survive.
*puts on gas mask. Picks up shovel.*
The IOM is just a giant symbiotic chaos cult as it is.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but word will never hurt me...unless from a psycher.
Saving this for the literal grim darkness that is after my work shift.
*In the grim darkness of the not so far future there is only unpaid guilt trip motivated overtime*
@@josharmstrong8813 pretty much
Did you mean your after work shift?
@@OverseerXIII oh dear
I still remember the first time i saw the video about the Thunder Warriors, for the whole thing i was on the edge of my seat and after it finished i proceeded to watch it another 3-4 times. It was absolutely mesmerizing.
Now it feels like sons ago. Only a year. ;). Thank you for everything brother Sumpter. :)
The Historitor Protects.. My new found free time.
Every day is a baldermort day!
Ah yes 40k, the only sci-fi where humanity is as much of a villian as everyone else
True m8 but so many fans ignore the subtext and just indulge in the power fantasy.
It only becomes more fun whenever you realise everyone is just as horrible as each other say goodbye the morals and ethics because everyone's just after the same thing *pure survival no matter the cost!*
I could have sworn most media now does paint humanity as evil + the anti-hero. Most fantasy is full of anti-heroes and much more written about humanity being parasites than any other aspect.
@@blumiu2426 they probably just copied off of 40K and literature like 1984
@@josharmstrong8813 Or to just eat and have a good time. That is the truest goal. Or just being assholes because it's funny.
Your narration quality has come so far its absolutely up there with professional audiobooks, even better than a lot of them
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40K grimdark can be summed up in this one phrase: *"ethics and morality? what the frag is that?!"*
No, no, no: we all know what's ethical and moral. It's calling the Arbites or the Ecclesiarch or the Inquisition whenever a close friend or relative says anything a bit heretical. Or you find out they have... weird bits. Or if their mobile goes off during the sermon. Or they slack off during their 18-hour shift. Or if they didn't weep with sufficient joy and repentance when being tortured to death. Et cetera.
They are for the rich
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET-Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
Terry Pratchett
@@jackmyers8687 nice
@@jackmyers8687 ooookkaayyyy... 😂
The stories about betrayal are always most potent to me. And you've a great voice for giving that lonely Thunder Warrior a proper representation. Like hand in glove. Older voice actors are sorely needed. Keep it up!
These stories aren't good, they are great! It brings the universe to life, all the while allowing the Grim darkness to let the moments of bright and good to truly shine. Magnificent work Baldemort.
The voice of a man, an artist, who is truly great at his work!
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That Thunder Warriors story... Tragic yet beautiful...
Oh Balders I cannot thank you enough for the content. The care, music and the music puts everything together and I have really been looking forwards for this! The Thunder Warriors always seem so interesting in many ways. Not only for their sheer size (that's what she said) but also how the Emperor pretty much stabbed them in the back!
Their backs were to him.
"Mutants" sent chills of sadness through my body, I almost got teary eyed. Great stuff Baldermort, you are a true Grim Dark Bard.
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Grim darkness of the imperium, with thumbnail of a thunder warrior and an hour long video.
Lemme grab some popcorn. This is gonna be good.
There is no safety without sacrifice.
There is no victory without pain.
Words to live by
and there is no end to war
A 40k tuesday.
I a firm believer the reason why Mortis does have a audio version out is because secretly GW is trying to sign Baldermort to a contract because they know he was built to tell these stories. LMAO I wish this were the case.
Lol!!! Alas, no. They have professionals. ;).
@@Baldermort But look at What they did To astartes. So professional Indeed :(
I 100% agree
I find myself sometimes grateful that sanguinius has passed and vulkan is no longer around to see what has become of the imperium and it's people
Thank you for putting together these compilations. These stories are why I come back here again and again. I've seen you downplay them, call them "ham-fisted fan fictions," but there is nowhere else I can go to find narrations so lovingly crafted, so beautifully narrated. So thank you sir, for all that you do.
Sincerely, your faithful gentle listener.
Thank you brother Jon. A lot!
Your voice is like a a gentle breeze. It soothes my soul. I feel the words that you speak. You breath life into them. I understand why you need to take breaks. You do put your soul into what you do. And to top it all off, you have a better half that supports what you do. There are many men who can not say that. Real talk!
I am very very lucky indeed. I am very well aware. I’d be nothing without the support of the community and Mrs B. :).
Man, thunderwarriors lore is brutal, perhaps it is the faith of those who hunted him
This has been out for over a hour and I hadn't watched it yet!
*Sets self on fire*
BURN HERETIC!
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Baldy you are an artist, a talent, and an absolute delight.
Thank you for just pumping out video after video, like a God damn champion.
By the golden throne in Holy Terra, our great Remembrancer weaves another tapestry of Imperial history 👏
I think they're know as heretics now a days.
Oh good, I was hoping to be absolutely depressed today, lol. No joke Baldermort, your narrations really drive the grimdark of 40k home.
Ah. Sorry! There’s nice music at the end? :)
@@Baldermort lol it's fine, not all art is meant to be cheerful, although the music is pretty very well done.
I started listening to this before bed.. But had to pause.. It was too sad.. Fantastically told.. Just horrific
3,650,000 souls are given to the emperor every year and 36,500,000,000 souls so far
So, it's population control as well?
@Zac Adkins Fair point, though that post was intended as a joke. Always need more bodies for the factory or guard.
That's only about the population of a single large hive world (the total number over 10000 years) or a handful of smaller ones. The yearly total isn't even the population of a single Hive on a single Hive world. Probably not even the population of a single lower hive sector.
If Humans are good at anything in 40k, it is making more humans.
Considering that we feed the souls of 3,650,000 low-grade psykers a year to the Emperor, or that we throw the lives of 14 million guardsmen away to take a single Departmento Munitorum supply world back from an apostate cardinal, or any of the countless other tragic wastes of human life throughout the 10 millenia since Horus had his emo phase, it really doesn't matter much. There will always be more humans.
Big E's soul must be scooter wheelchair heavy by now.
I know that they only exist since the 42nd millennium but i love to imagine that baldermort is a member of the Logos Historica Verita and that he‘s teaching us imperial citizens and simple guardsman the history of mankind.
A tired Perpetual who does not wish for the end of stories,the end of legends and heroes.
Some old Inquisitor with a mischievous grin and the aches of unbowed ages who nonetheless has a passion for life and the sheer WONDERS you can find if you but look.....
An inquisitor with hard lessons scored into his mind and body, who defies to darkness though he bears the scars of its touch.
An Ollanius Pious who would stand before the greatest of our enemies without fear, or do everything in his power for just one more second.
A friend of the unusual, the unexpected, and the unworthy. A detractor of those who preach piousness from golden alters while wearing silken robes.
Someone who could find the amazing in the uncouth, the righteous in the enemy, the corruption in the holy, and the peace in old warriors.
Just hearing Baldermort's stories and voice is a story all its own and I can't wait to hear the greatest highs and the deepest of lows he will bring to us.
After 17 years of being a WH 40k fanatic. I enjoy the small setting stories far more then the large scale stuff. The Grim Dark future is not just the Galaxy wide conflict but a billion small tales of betrayal, suffering, damnation.
In the wise words of Rick "there is always somebody trying to take over the universe, the trick is to be left alone by whoever suceeds" i think thats how u survive 40k
Damn bro that first story and the last, as a parent this damn near brought me to tears 😭
Damn you feels
No idea how it can be dark when every chaos servant is bald and the light shines off their scalps like a mirror.
My headcanon is that, just as the ancient mystics supposedly joined together to form the Emperor, all the psykers who are sacrificed to him every day join the collective consciousness that is his soul. Of course, this also means the Emperor effectively experiences death ten thousand times a day. Sucks to be him. Great video. It really got me.
I cry for that thunder warrior every time. Idk why
I liked it, yes sir.
Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Thrown!
Comments for the Algorithm!
Warhammer 40k.
Where there are no good guys and atrocities are the norm.
Everyone is an villian by its own right
The old one be like: *looking around* while atleast we got immortally and we benevolent being in galaxy
Me as necron fans: by rejected some asking for cure their cancer is evil to you
The old one: nah nobody care about your disgusting race full of cancer
Me and the necron: *looking each other in agreement* everyone can be villian by their own right
@@kasrkin100 To be fair they asked for immortality instead of a cure for their ailment
You are without a doubt the most amazing narrator I have ever listened to. No one can imbue the emotion into their voice like you can! Sometime in the future please do an in dept video for Custodes with of course a "story so far" to go along with it.
I'm a simple adept I see a Baldy video and I like it before I can watch all of it.
Baldermorts collection or list of sacred books in holo-form is accepted as genuine canon.
I am a fair man, i dont whore out my likes...unless i see a grinning servo skull in my notifications.
Each of these stories broke my heart, but none more so than the final one. Well done.
It has been a long time since I've found a writer who could so consistently fill me with such emotion through your wordcraft and your stunning delivery. Your words flash like the lightning and your voice booms like the clap of thunder in my mind, and yet you always see me safely through the storm of emotion.
Thank you for doing what you do, and I shall as ever remain your gentle listener.
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girlfriend: pay attention to me!
me in the car: SHUT UP SHUT UP IM LISTENING TO _Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer™ intro 1 hour loop_
Leave that heretical harlot. smhing my head.
You should do both dude
😂😂😂😂 lol. But do definitely listen to your lady. Lol. It’s usually worth it in the end if you really listen. She’s your girl for a reason eh? ;)
An INQUISITOR would reply...
_"This is why Trucks (Boots) exist"_
Then again... I've not heard any stories of them having girlfriends.
Probably a good reason for that.
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This is my first time commenting, after watching your videos for almost a year, as I feel compelled to do so. This story was such an emotional roller coaster for me. It was indeed grim, but also beautiful and rich. Thank you for all that you do Baldermort, I really mean that.
Excellent, time to settle in for an evening of grim darkness. How comforting.
You're voice, the words, tone, pacing, syntax, Grammer paint the imagination so vividly lucid a picture. One is one with the environment, the story.
The first gave me chills. I'll update for the next.
I love your guides, I check for new content from you daily. But I think this is your best one yet. Thank you and keep up the great works.
The stories, harrowing. The knowledge it takes for these perspectives, masterful. The delivery, a beautiful work of understanding.
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the horror of the sacrifice of the 10 thousand, the sadness of the sacrifice of the thunder warriors so strong and so well told well done sir
These stories make my long work shifts go by so fast. Thank you!
This is my 1st time listening to these stories. Master Orator & Story Teller Baldemort!!! You TRULY capture the Grimdark of 40k with your storytelling. I ambghat I am a gentle listener here!!!
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Great complilation to go to sleep to. These are some of the best stories written by Sir Balders.
Man, it's been a long time since I've heard these...I guess not even a year, but it's felt like more. Crushing stories, these. Absolutely brilliant writing Balders.
baldermort i love you when i watch your videos its like listening to essentially the grandfather of Warhammer and he's reading the horrors of the 41st millennium in front of a fire place with a glass of burbin
Wow, the Thunder Warriors story hit me right in the feelers.......
Ah my Faithful Servant what an Enchanting tale,as I sit by the fire. With my eyes closed feeling the heat and the light breeze on my skin. Your voice entrances me in the theater of my mind. Thank you Sir.
You've really outdone yourself Lord Baldermort
That starting story was amazing.
Truly showed the glorious sacrifice to maintain the Light of the God Emperor and his Astronomicon.
Yay! Bedtime stories tonight! Thanks again for your kindness, Baldermort. 💜
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You are such a gifted writer, I am full of envy and awe! This is among some of your best work.
Honestly, you’re the best WH40k storywriter I’ve come across so far. Keep up the amazing work Baldemort! Know that your stories brighten up my day everytime, even dark stories like these 🙂
27:35 and so the most powerful human is a melding of cavemen, I feel that explains a lot about The Immperium
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Thank you for putting them all together. We'll recommend to other friends who are just getting into warhammer. Love your hard work thank u
I am slowly devouring the content you've made and I absolutely love it all
Brilliant, please make more of these! Esoteric and imagined sequences of individual experiences:)
In order to truly appreciate the setting, you have to understand that the light and dark are meant to compliment each other. Every tragedy serves to make the noble deeds all the more noble, but every noble deed serves to make the setting more tragic in contrast.
A collection of the grimdark and you work in "...and old men's combovers." Thanks again for your creative story telling.
Prepare your ricker for smoke!!! What a gift you have badly my man. You truly are the gift that keeps giving, what a boon you are to this community. Bravo.
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I was trying to explain 40k to my wife and in the end it was just easier to say ‘it’s a universe of just bad guys’. Lol. Great work on the vid brother
By the Throne! Brilliant work as always, good sir.
You truly are a master at story telling
The Empeor has consumed roughly 36 billion souls over 10,000 years. If a psycher is as rare as lore suggests then the population to maintain that number is in the quadrillions
A million worlds. Most have hives with billions in each and multiple on each world. The numbers are staggering. Silly. But that’s the setting. :)
For anyone that has never listened to our Good Storyteller while around a campfire under the stars, you are really missing out.
Thanks for the great vids man, your work is amazing
Now this is the content I love. Well done, sir!
Not unlike reading an Omnibus. Very amazing.
Praise the Emperor and pass the ammo. Our favourite skald regails us with his stories again.
"If you can tell something as an account, you know it.
And accounts are how we dont forget the dead."
ho-ly shet. That last story was actually gut wrenching. Baldemort strikes again!
Keep up with the content baldermort! You are one of the best 40 lore channels!
I remember listening to this story in your video about the emperor but I still don't mind sitting through it again. It builds up the atmosphere of 40k so well.
All of these videos I’m putting out are compilation vids basically. Just a stop gap. ;)
Well I got a job, no more camping my phone to be the first to watch Baldermorts content.
I don't even play 40k, I just love Baldermorts passion, and his excited and yet calming voice.
Thank you for making my plague year pass with ease!
Outstanding work Dude!!!!
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Excellent. I enjoyed it very much.
Emperor...that was grim dark. Thank you Baldy, best hour of my week it was.
The last one is heart breaking
I love what you do sir! You bring this universe alive like no other! We are all in your debt!
Brilliant, subtle, dark and powerful. And that was just my coffee, your story was the chocky biscuit on top.
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The thunder warriors were so tragic. Despite their blood, sweat, tears and sacrifice. They were betrayed, disposed and discarded. May their glory lives forever
Great collection as always for Baldemort.
Had to take a break from filming to watch. Incredible brother! You always manage to bang out another masterpiece.
Oh! Never stop the filming! This stuff is just for after the day or work. :). I hope it went well. Your video? :)
VITO!!!!!! There you are! Thank the holy throne. I thought we’d lost you as a community. Elated to see you back on the horse old chap!!! :). And thank you. For everything. I should have put you in my 100k. I am so sorry. I was dashing. Please accept my apologies dear sir. :)
@@Baldermort haha never apologize my brother! I know how busy you are. I branched off on my own and started making videos. I hope to one day match your level of success! Maybe we can even do a collab on occasion?! I have some wild and unique ideas. Keep being amazing my old friend!
*I'm a mutant and I'm O.K. because I clean the Emperors golden throne every day!*
It was all good but the Mutants story broke my heart. Im new to your channel so I had no idea... what you're capable of. Keep up the good work!
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This was my first time hearing the Emperor’s origin from you. I had my fears about how you would handle the Emperor’s origin, but holy cow you did it so damn well that I’ve been converted to loving the shaman-merge theory. Absolutely adored the story- fantastic stuff, and made the tale far more meaningful and convincingly Emperor-like. Thank you, Uncle Baldy- as always, you have been a fantastic teacher :)
Lol. Oh ye of little faith. :) :).