Women Play Hockey??? | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 29 мар 2020
- What up people. Yes I too had no clue women play hockey. Also we’re back! Had to take a couple weeks off for the quarantine but we’ve got clips coming again!! This is from a fun show up in Edmonton, Canada. INDULGE!
Video By: @ALEXXMEDIA
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. 
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Poor girl thought she had em with the “ask my husband”
Yeah she didn't know she was up against a wizard
In her mind she was like “Yea imma get him with this one 😈” and then after I bet her face was like “😦”
Frosty808 🤐 for the rest of the show 😂😂😂
the moment Schultz lost was when he found out she was hot. Fuck he had nothing to dig on after that
Her husband didn't say a word, he know it is a lost battle.
Ask my husband?
What's her name?
GOLD
i would have started a standing ovation
Schulzy don’t play no games 🤣
@N-Word Salesman Worth it
He replied so fucking fast. 😆
Could someone please explain this one?
A scholarship for hockey is the MOST Canadian thing ever.
Except it wasn't in Canada.
@@km0821 but she is from there.. 😶
@@km0821 American universities are much better so why take a scholarship to a shittier school
Ripper Maggoo she’s Canadian and took a hockey scholarship to an American school. What are u talking about. Oh I see what your saying
@@marcuslarwa9098 im a Canadian speaking from experience playing hockey my whole life its very common for a player to choose an American university because there programs are better
I love that everybody has the common sense to not get offended!
YES! Because it's not the US of A ༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽
@@Skitz0frenix wow! nice picture art. you are talented.
Nah white people don't usually get offended in Canada. The Indians origin guys, especially the sikhs on the other hand though ...
Imagine being an SJW and accidentally going to an Andrew Shulz gig haha
I mean if you go to one of Andrew's shows you probably know what you're in for. It's a bit of a shame though because his funniest videos involve hecklers and people who got offended.
Schulz's laugh is like a 2 Stroke engine gasping for air
Running lean
More choke
That is oddly specific
World class comment right here
That has a dolphin stuck in it
“Ask my husband” ..... *andrew thoughts* “does she know what she getting herself into”
I literally choked up 😂
husband was like “i want no part of this”
"who forced you to play hockey"
brrrruuuuhhhhh got me dead
Beshir Saeed coulda gone girl shit, like take pictures of food.. 🤣🤣
@@Sheriff_K frood*
I know it's been 2 years but I scrolled way too far for this.
Have you noticed how Andrew pretends not to hear something and after the person repeats, he immediately jumps in with a joke? Pretty clever way to give himself some time to come up with a response without breaking the flow.
right. He's quick with the add libs just as well the responses
@Syk of this pc bs what?
@@Ahmetfusta pretending not to hear the first time so they can think up a story
@@JustSomeGuyWithAMustache886 idk man, im introverted and shy so when someone speak to me my brain automatically goes what even tho i processed what they said by the time what came out of my mouth
I would probably have to ask someone to repeat themselves like 4 times before I could come up with any good joke
Ahhh yes a simpler time when you could be surrounded by other people
Corona has entered the chat
hahaha things change fast eh? Next month is an earthquake, then N.Korea hacks American hospitals and shuts down their wifi LOL
Wood Duck leaking military tactics eh....the FBI will be seeing you soon sir
@@Tormentality i mean...i would be for nuking north korea at this point if they do it
Dead !!!
I know Andrew's quick, but he was lightning quick on this one!
so so quick.
Was the Vancouver remark too, almost simultaneously
I think he hears them the first time but says "what?" to buy some time to think... Then when they repeat it he hits em with the zinger.
Quicker than usual indeed
@@JuiceTubes probably yes, but he doesn't rlly have to cuz often times he just stands there thinking in his standups n stuff like people don't think its a bad thing for him to stop and think for a minute
Her husband was like, "woman you are on your own."
The best comment!
"Between Periods" i see what he did there
yes. that was the punchline. everyone saw what he did there.
@@frizzybob oh. thanks.
I didn't XD explain pls
I didn't get that. Explain me
@@bhavikbhatt8346 @frizzybob I think the OP means the double punch line.. between menstrual cycles as well as between hockey periods.
"what, all the asians moved to vancouver" lmao the man knows his geography
Exactly 😭 I was so impressed loool
my guy learned that shit and put it in a joke. amazing
u have low standards
Could you explain pls?
The fact that this guy knows the demographic of each city he goes to and incorporates that into the room makes him one of the best comedians on the planet.
he actually spends time In the cities he visits
.gets to know the people,food,environment.. pretty cool.
@@avnialiu9727 I didnt know that till I started watching his blogs on his channel. Its so amazing how natural he makes it look like he lived there his whole life.
I've only found him in the last few months, and the amount of cultural knowledge I've already seen from him astounding. He really knows his people and places.
Right! It's like he's actually a student of humanity studying society and doing stand up as the mechanism to conduct research in a fun way.
Also he can see the demographics cause he has eyes
That dude in the red jacket couldn't have stood up at a more perfect time!!
Legend has it that his jacket used to be white.
Thank you my comedic time is impeccable, but nobody is safe at his shows
Dude with the jacket probably did that on purpose
Front row, middle seats.... way on the back. Ain’t nobody safe. But y’all knew that when youse got them tickets 😁
I wanna go see him so damn bad. And I'd sit front row dead center
@@ashleyanderson7912 Same, bucket list.
Even the bartender wasn't spared once 😂
i think he reads the comments and he started attacking the back rows now :))))
Only one place you safe: at home
When they were synced up saying “yes” I thought he was gonna say “oh, are those your teammates?”
Stealing Society would’ve been a decent joke haha
"Are those your teammates? Yo son they followed you all the way here, bro!"
Would be funny as heelll dude
you should do stand up comedy lmao
The girl: Ask my husband
Andrew: whats her name😂😂😂
Hahaha, you could have done girl shit like take pictures of your food 😂
Frood watch the end again
Fruit* lol he means her privates
Fruits bruh 🍑
F R U I T. As in her cherries or her peach bro.
I imagine that locker room once a month looks like that scene from the Shining when the elevator doors open up.
you've never been with a girl before and this comment proves this.
frizzybob are you offended by that comment my guy cause it’s obviously a joke ....
YuPei this really made me laugh for some reason. Thanks💩
LoL
@@Daddy-ll5wd i think he's triggered
Schultzy laughing at his own jokes makes me laugh EVERYTIME! True legend!
"in between periods" that was genius
Joel Ragen holy shit dude how did i missed that😂
Andrew too cold man 🥶
That went over some heads.
The what's her name line got me shook . He's so quick with those comebacks I can't even be mad
Why would you be mad? Was that you??
Forget the front row he's gonna get you with a spotlight wherever you are
Shrihari S I’m in the bathroom bich
No one is safe! haha
@@grumpycat6429 Are you the dude with the red jacket? Cause he still got ya.
@@grumpycat6429 he's had a few people under attack for bathroom usage. Just watch more of his videos lol
Andrew's laugh sounds like a turbodiesel trying to start on a cold winter's morning. lmao.
I get really satisfied liking comments & getting them to even numbers
Every god damn time
I just gave your comment it's 20th like. It's come full circle.
@Skeebriski good one
That's a pretty... Odd thing to do.
Clever, take your like sir
“You could’ve done girl shit!.. like take pictures of your food!” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
*fruit
@@SanjeetKumar-gn6vc nah, he said food
I love how how he can make such offensive jokes, and it still not offend people. I love him!
That dragon joke was quick.
"In between periods" that line was really clever
Beautiful to listen to these types of jokes being said to a crowd and no one getting offended, since they are exactly what they are, just JOKES.
One guy got offended and left. That pussy.
LOL
This guy never fails to deliver 😂
Andrew is the only comedian I know who can roast his fans and not get cancelled.
"Where the f**k you think you're going!" 😂😂😂😂😂
2:09 those guys in the front row laughed so hard they smacked the stage
“What’s her name?” OMFG LMAOOO
LMAOO the ending!! "Who forced you to play hockey, you could've done girl shit..." YES FINALLY more stand up i neeed it
To me this guy is the best comedian in years.... his off the cuff remarks are flawless and his crowd control is insane. I truly believe he hardly even writes bits he just freestyles and its gold
Andrew’s quick wit comebacks are so on point and funny you’d think it is a prepared/rehearsed bit. Pure talent.
"In between periods" LMAO
dude in white in the front row is a great audience member. i've seen him dying laughing in like 3 of schultzie's videos. 10/10 would seat in the important seats
Hahahahahagahahahahahahahahah! This is such a GREAT comment!((: I loved it. Should have MANY more likes!(:
The way Schulzy baits the poor bastards into a trap everytime, is goddamn priceless!!!
Post more during these hard times I need it 😂❤️
AGREED!!
That "what's her name" had me laughing out loud, and my dad was concerned next room 😂😂
"between periods" was a pretty underrated line
2:05 bruh...got em...
He SLAYED her. Hahahahv
This is the best to watch when you are stoned !
"Whats her name?"
This dude is SAVAGE bro!!!!
Respect!
I know that front row got roasted in another clip lmao
Andrew is too fucking good at this. That response to the dude yelling "there used to be a dragon" was killer. He really knows his shit
So quick with it
One of the few comedians who could just laugh at his own jokes the whole show.
Love this dude. I think he's hilarious. I love how he laughs at his own material it cracks me up
my man be producing a symphony while laughing lol
Your crowd work is the best! Don’t ever lose that. Well done and stay safe...we need you.
I love a comedian who doesnt mind taking a second to actual laugh at his own jokes. Wholesome
2:35 Man, i like that double meaning. 😂
Dragan Pajević Bar
@@SergioGomez-wd7pk It's a really good BAR!!!
"Where the fuck do you think you're going?" HAHAHAHA
At 2:08 the guy in white and a cap in the front row actually lost his shit lmao!
Andrew has one of the fastest wits man. I’ve seen him twice live and he’s absolutely hilarious
Dudes geographical and cultural knowledge is on a way higher level than most comedians. Just knows shit about every location he performs
Canadian here - Love this bit, Bro destroy us it's fkn hilarious. We make fun of ourselves more than anyone haha.
3:09 - 😂🤣
I’m Somali and I approve this message
Why are y'all in Edmonton it's cold as fuck there. Wouldn't y'all live in a warmer city?
Easter Worshipper I hope you improve your life and find a way to be a happy productive person in your community
Easter Worshipper I’m at home very comfortable thanks for asking
@Easter Worshipper Don’t be mad that your life sucks ... Somalis have 7 kids on average they will only multiply and become bigger. live with it goof
Just discovered this dude like a week ago. Can't stop watching him now. THIS shit is comedy.
Me either
I love this guy! So funny. We need this right now !!
Thanks for throwing these up Alex ^^ fr
Best comedian of this generation😤😂😂
its so wholesome to see how proud he is when he thinks of a joke on the spot
Andrew's laugh is just so precious
Haha what a great comeback :) So many good lines off the cuff. It's great how he does some research on every town.
Girl: ask my husband
Andrew: so you’ve chosen death
Damn Andrew is on his P and Q’s with his audience interactions 🤣
We need more of these
Hockey???😂😂" ask my husband" "what's her name ?"😂😂😂
you DO NOT want to be the opponent when that female hockey team all sync up!
Andrew: Cracks a joke
Andrew's spine: Guess its time to bend
Gold as always schulzi
This man hits on every point of Edmonton like a BEAST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does he do that , he's incredibly talented
He missed the perfect opportunity after the ladies yelled "yes" together to say, "oh even your 'yes' was sync'd up!".
3:10
"where the FOCK u think your goin?"
LMAO his fucking accent I cant dude
FIRE!!!! Andrew Shulz bringing the heat
So ahhh when ya coming to Caesar’s Palace in Windsor at the bottom of Ontario eh?
aboot a year
just incase you guys were wondering what perfect crowd-work looks like
@@jasonggabbott lose the 'tude slime
This dude knows how to work the crowd! Cant wait to see him live!
Hes so quick to make a funny comeback... Its so good
"Where tf are you going?"
Andrew should watch Letterkenny and the hockey ladies
Late to the party..First time hearin this guy but absolutely LOVE it. Great work. Keep it up. Thank you!
God these videos always make me feel alive again lmao, and idk if you'll see this Alex, but I love the subtle but funny edits, and the unsafe sets animation st the end, good shit brotha
This reminds me of Robin Scherbatsky, checkout if her Husband is Ted Mosby
Is the red jacket guy wearing a brown pants?????
No one is safe from schulz
Middle school humor but that’s right up my alley and RUclips knows it!
Gave it a 👍
I choked at "what's her name?"😂😂😂 You're the best man
as charlamagne tha god said, no question this man is the best comedian. no one comes near
Okay, let's relax a little. Dave Chappelle still lives and breathes...
Fk charlamagne the dumb F. Who gives a F about his opinion?
Ryan James damn those mayonnaise jokes really hit huh?
Diego Guzman he’s hall of fame, we don’t count the chappelles and bill burrs, they’ve ascended. They don’t need to compete with the new class. Shulz is king of the new class.
@@Southforthewinter That statement I'm okay with... but that's not the statement, this man just made. I would agree, amongst the new blood, Schulz is possibly the best.
So funny because it’s true, alot of the women hockey players are gay
Or at least turn a gay after playing one year on a girls team
@@dylanstarzec2099 lolol u dont turn gay, unless u were joking
@@PureeCharm so, you're saying that one is born being gay?
@@massive1337 yep. it seems pretty obvious. biological attraction isn't something that is learned. gay people come from all sorts of different upbringings.
@@PureeCharm what kind of woke biology class did you take?
And this is why we love andrew schulz
4:10 even the guys in the front row decided to turn to check 😂😂🤣