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  • @bighormsheep
    @bighormsheep 3 месяца назад +1044

    having the foot fetish is ok, but the actions they took due to the foot fetish were weird; you're not kinkshaming, you're behavior-shaming

    • @MrGoldfish8
      @MrGoldfish8 3 месяца назад +150

      Exactly! It's a basic violation of consent, and that's a problem with or without the feet aspect.

    • @animuswonder
      @animuswonder 3 месяца назад

      @@MrGoldfish8 kink shame is allowed when you’re forcing other people into your kink/fetish without consent!!!!

    • @AsexTwin
      @AsexTwin 3 месяца назад +77

      this is exactly how i feel about those celebrity feet sites

    • @mars_mallow09
      @mars_mallow09 3 месяца назад +55

      exactly. any fetish that doesn't fetishize minorities/certain groups of people or hurt anyone is fine. it's what you do with it that makes it weird.

    • @hoathanatos6179
      @hoathanatos6179 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, so many guys with foot fetishes feel like they can just snap pictures of people's feet and put them online because the majority of the population doesn't see feet as sexual. That shouldn't matter; you are still taking images of people's body parts without their consent for the purpose of having others sexually satisfy themselves with them. It's no different from taking crotch-shots or pictures of a woman's boobs without their consent so that you and others can jerk off to them. That's a crime here in Canada.

  • @MalekWithoutFear
    @MalekWithoutFear 3 месяца назад +1339

    Jordan casually saying "Hitler Style" in reference to the "one ball" joke and no one reacting at all is killing me 😭

    • @420Kleiner
      @420Kleiner 3 месяца назад +63

      Can't believe they glossed over that

    • @MalekWithoutFear
      @MalekWithoutFear 3 месяца назад +312

      @@420Kleiner Jordan always says the most hilariously unhinged things and they never react. They must be used to it by now.

    • @lunamercury_3113
      @lunamercury_3113 3 месяца назад +12

      That killed me 😂😂😂

    • @Izzybellathewitch
      @Izzybellathewitch 3 месяца назад +87

      Feels like a pretty British joke, I know as kid in the 90's we all made Hitler jokes about his one ball etc and I'm don't know if it crosses the culture gap as much. Had me in stitches, especially how just nobody reacted

    • @mars_mallow09
      @mars_mallow09 3 месяца назад +129

      It's so hilarious to me how Jordan constantly makes the funniest one-off comments that no one acknowledges. It's like a little gift for the listeners 💀 He always says the most smart and hilarious things with the BEST timing.

  • @lixak6307
    @lixak6307 3 месяца назад +823

    I need “Jordan and Jarvis react to messages women receive on dating apps” as a series NOW with guest star chadchad

    • @sashuni1064
      @sashuni1064 3 месяца назад +14

      Yes! I second this

    • @bryceduyvewaardt8136
      @bryceduyvewaardt8136 3 месяца назад +6

      Agreed!

    • @susie8799
      @susie8799 3 месяца назад

      @@sashuni1064i third this

    • @kev_whatev
      @kev_whatev 3 месяца назад +28

      I think you’d enjoy Gabi Belle’s podcast Deranged DMs

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 3 месяца назад +2

      yes please! if they all want to do it that would be amazing

  • @LizJones-mp5bl
    @LizJones-mp5bl 3 месяца назад +250

    briefly got excited bc my submissions were featured but then remembered it was bc i look like i swallow magnets and watch kurtis conner

  • @user-unfriendly_-o-
    @user-unfriendly_-o- 3 месяца назад +256

    My strategy for sending messages to people who aren't already my friends is imagining saying them out loud to a random classmate and then imagining what their reaction could be. Like if a message is too long it would be super weird to say out loud without a pause, if it's just a statement it would only get "oh thanks" and I would have to run away awkwardly or make up a new topic. That's how my autistic ass navigates.

    • @brynna8619
      @brynna8619 3 месяца назад +28

      I like that a lot!

    • @flyingsnail_art9170
      @flyingsnail_art9170 3 месяца назад +26

      This sounds super useful! I might try this :> I’m autistic too and I can often overthink and stress over messages T_T

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 28 дней назад +2

      Wait that’s so smart

  • @thenumberIX
    @thenumberIX 3 месяца назад +886

    Who up sadding their boy

  • @chaicat3
    @chaicat3 3 месяца назад +542

    a sad boyz podcast isnt a sad boyz podcast without the sitting all ways except conventional and i have to admit i appreciate it

    • @rono3457
      @rono3457 3 месяца назад +17

      29:30 a personal favourite

    • @chaicat3
      @chaicat3 3 месяца назад +5

      @@rono3457 HAHAH same here

  • @Kibannn
    @Kibannn 3 месяца назад +401

    I require a Jordan January 6 Compilation

    • @elicarson6134
      @elicarson6134 3 месяца назад +84

      considering doing a sad boyz binge and compiling all of jordan’s best glossed over and/or repeating jokes/bits bc they’re so good

    • @Kibannn
      @Kibannn 3 месяца назад

      @@elicarson6134 doing the lord's work
      (I love the boyz but I could never)

    • @jollygreenwhxre
      @jollygreenwhxre 3 месяца назад +43

      someone should make that a section on the sad boyz wiki so it can be continuously updated!! i would do it myself, but i don’t wanna

  • @ethanmontgomery4744
    @ethanmontgomery4744 3 месяца назад +265

    Every day Jordan gets closer and closer to looking like Bob Ross

    • @WafflePrince
      @WafflePrince 3 месяца назад

      An even sexier Bob Ross you mean

  • @justbeingmar2690
    @justbeingmar2690 3 месяца назад +378

    she sad on my boy til i z

    • @rowannnnnnnnn
      @rowannnnnnnnn 3 месяца назад +18

      you🫵
      Good job making funny haha

    • @fiftran
      @fiftran 3 месяца назад +11

      This works too well

    • @NDM800
      @NDM800 3 месяца назад +24

      She z on my boy till im sad

  • @Inabin
    @Inabin 2 месяца назад +57

    Jarvis’s OBSESSION with “did I give you ‘the ick’” is unbelievably funny

    • @carter1780
      @carter1780 20 дней назад +4

      i literally cannot stop saying it has ruined my ability to communicate

    • @clockworkmonsters8590
      @clockworkmonsters8590 15 дней назад +3

      To the tune of Erkle's "Did I do that?": "Did I give you the ick?"

    • @joearnold6881
      @joearnold6881 13 дней назад

      @@clockworkmonsters8590 it has far too many syllables to have the same inflection (also, not a tune)
      :)

    • @kettlecorn2197
      @kettlecorn2197 2 дня назад

      @@joearnold6881it was a joke bro 😭

  • @scatterbrain_jane
    @scatterbrain_jane 3 месяца назад +187

    The "I'd crawl a mile" fart line is so overdone. A buddy I worked with over 7 years ago used that line on every girl he matched with on dating apps. Guys, you need new lines.

  • @milessolomon4864
    @milessolomon4864 3 месяца назад +215

    Impatience is a massive red flag. Not a good sign for any future relationship. It screams insecurity. If someone doesn't respond for a long time, wait a bit longer or just take the hint. Don't send a semi-threatening or rude message. It's pathetic.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 3 месяца назад

      Truly brainless and desperate

    • @hoathanatos6179
      @hoathanatos6179 3 месяца назад +5

      In general, I've always just never liked impatient people as someone who has the patience of a saint. I feel like people genuinely get upset with how understanding and patient I am because they just can't behave in the same way and see it as unnatural.

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 месяца назад +4

      I suck with being patient and it’s never crossed my mind to demand responses tbh. Unless it’s an emergency i can go to something else while waiting for a response lol

  • @ecliiipsssse
    @ecliiipsssse 3 месяца назад +192

    jordan saying howdy in the past has permanently changed my vocabulary and now i say howdy regularly and id just like to say i blame jordan for this

    • @Number1drizzilefan
      @Number1drizzilefan 3 месяца назад +9

      I carry with me the shame of knowing that Undertale planted howdy into my vocabulary

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Number1drizzilefan undertale 🤝 jordan

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Number1drizzilefanI'm a fan of both but I said Howdy before I knew they did, so I'll take credit for teaching them this (I am clearly the inventor of this word)

    • @notapeacockfan3356
      @notapeacockfan3356 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Number1drizzilefanI simply went to church camp with too many Texans for 1 week when I was 14, and then jordan permanently branded it into my lexicon

    • @rVnsunshine
      @rVnsunshine 3 месяца назад +5

      Help😭I am a waitress and we had ONE country show in town, and I worked that night and said it to all the guys in hats. Now I cannot separate it from my vocabulary😭

  • @eireiksbourder
    @eireiksbourder 3 месяца назад +215

    Jordan's fit goes so gotdamn hard 😭😭 teach me your ways m'lord

    • @v_bunny
      @v_bunny 3 месяца назад +23

      RIGHTTT these guys have such immaculate fashion choices, jordan esp this episode is killing it

    • @mars_mallow09
      @mars_mallow09 3 месяца назад +10

      Yess, fashionable AND functional. I can always appreciate a cozy outfit that goes hard

    • @Beautyaddixion
      @Beautyaddixion 3 месяца назад +34

      It's a T-shirt and jeans???

    • @eireiksbourder
      @eireiksbourder 3 месяца назад

      @@Beautyaddixion 🤓☝️

    • @jon-cx7jq
      @jon-cx7jq 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@Beautyaddixion 😂😂😂 I was like he looks good but he's literally wearing my walk around outfit

  • @curnies
    @curnies 3 месяца назад +98

    "Want want want uppies" was one of the funniest fuckin things I've ever heard, after all the roasting on this wild ass message 😂😂😂

  • @Kaidigs
    @Kaidigs 3 месяца назад +65

    53:45 this was my submission, and the picture they were replying to was just me in a bikini….

  • @CassieBee5
    @CassieBee5 3 месяца назад +104

    I watch these episodes sporadically, and every episode I happen to come across, Jarvis and Jordan look increasingly more like the "dad" version of their former selves

  • @aliglikesit
    @aliglikesit 3 месяца назад +107

    The apps are a nightmare- some of these dudes need to be ethically non monogamous at the gym with each other and leave us out of it lol

    • @hoathanatos6179
      @hoathanatos6179 3 месяца назад

      Well gay and bi men do it all the time. Monogamous gay men are constantly complaining that they can't find a guy because no one wants to be monogamous with them and don't tend to want a real relationship until their mid-30s at least.

  • @cameron2836
    @cameron2836 3 месяца назад +85

    listening to this while i walk home from the walk i haven't been able to take in the past month due to multiple really intense health problems. I'm feeling really proud that I was able to make myself go today, because i very quickly started to fall back into procrastination. This is the second time in a row I've been like, "yeah I'll go listen to sadboyz" while expecting to listen to an old episode, and being greeted with this. It feels like a reward lol

    • @Number1drizzilefan
      @Number1drizzilefan 3 месяца назад +6

      I also went for my first walk in a month or two today! Finally-getting-outside solidarity

    • @danielwav1822
      @danielwav1822 3 месяца назад +5

      I’ve been there! You’re not alone 🫂Glad it was a good moment today, hope there’s a whole lot more of those coming your way. One day at a time! 💪

    • @cameron2836
      @cameron2836 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Number1drizzilefan heck yeah, im proud of you!

    • @cameron2836
      @cameron2836 3 месяца назад

      @@danielwav1822 thank you 💚 i hope you're doing well

  • @_ericc.
    @_ericc. 3 месяца назад +63

    Imagine watching sad boyz for the first time and it’s 20% family guy impressions

    • @macularius
      @macularius 3 месяца назад +3

      yet another reason they should collab with drawfee, which is 80% family guy impressions

  • @TheAGcollector101
    @TheAGcollector101 3 месяца назад +75

    I finished a quilt I'd been working on for about 4 months during this episode, it was great!

  • @dayzedandconfuzed
    @dayzedandconfuzed 3 месяца назад +61

    jordan never fails to say the FUNNIEST shit so casually and now my sides hurt from laughing

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito 3 месяца назад +56

    Not me watching this bc Im incapable of having dinner without a youtube video

  • @abigailr.9601
    @abigailr.9601 2 месяца назад +12

    The whole conversation you guys had around the manipulative messaging person was really healing for me. My ex was manipulative in a VERY similar way, down to some of the very same arguments/accusations, and while I have been able to heal a good amount through time, therapy, and healthy friendships, it was still incredibly comforting for me to be validated by everything you guys said while also being able to frame my experience through a little more humor than I have in the past, since this podcast and the overall topic was more light-hearted and silly. Thank you guys!

  • @isitleeyourelookingfor6352
    @isitleeyourelookingfor6352 3 месяца назад +68

    "The Council" thing was funny, but it's actually pretty wholesome that his friends helped him out with writing a "break-up" message to her

    • @garethmays7677
      @garethmays7677 3 месяца назад +19

      yeah they were really cool to help me out with that😅

    • @isitleeyourelookingfor6352
      @isitleeyourelookingfor6352 3 месяца назад

      @@garethmays7677 I definitely send people drafts of texts all the time, it's nice to be able to get some feedback

    • @StormSought
      @StormSought Месяц назад +3

      My gradschool friends were like this and we always called it the council!

  • @MollyAnnWood
    @MollyAnnWood 3 месяца назад +28

    the separation of men and women on wiki feet is bc of ethan klein. he was rigging the rating system so they separated the sites

    • @annapruitt5546
      @annapruitt5546 3 месяца назад +27

      Wait I’m sorry fr can you elaborate more on this?? 😂

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 3 месяца назад

      ​@@annapruitt5546 he has the best feet in the game

  • @A7X_Stan
    @A7X_Stan 3 месяца назад +40

    “Sea Lion Waterpark? That’s just the sea” 😂😂

  • @benwetzler6912
    @benwetzler6912 3 месяца назад +55

    sad boyz is the exact length of the rest of my shift lets go

  • @remyortega3394
    @remyortega3394 3 месяца назад +68

    44:21 reads as a cishet guy who found a queer person he diagnosed as feminine and is looking to get a Manic Pixie Dream Girl out of it

    • @irl.nephilim
      @irl.nephilim 3 месяца назад +52

      THE WAY EVERYONE IS CLOCKING ME AS QUEER JUST FROM THIS MANSS DESCRIPTION OF ME LMFAO

    • @irl.nephilim
      @irl.nephilim 3 месяца назад +52

      jordan correcting the pronouns to them 💀💀 (he was right)

    • @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx
      @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx 3 месяца назад +4

      YEAH!!!

    • @zesty6781
      @zesty6781 3 месяца назад +16

      @@irl.nephilimOMG THIS WAS YOU Im so sorry 😭

    • @voidify3
      @voidify3 2 месяца назад +4

      @@irl.nephilim well bug is a name you only get if you choose it yourself (similar to my name, void)

  • @thewildflowerkat
    @thewildflowerkat 3 месяца назад +22

    “Did I give you the ick” got me every single time lmaoo

  • @gungle2595
    @gungle2595 3 месяца назад +18

    You could fix the banner looking like meat by changing it or making it smaller. Or you could fix it by rebranding to Meat Boyz, a podcast about meat and other things too.

  • @danir9289
    @danir9289 3 месяца назад +47

    Heyyyyy! Thanks for the birthday gift! I knew you boyz loved me! 😊

  • @racheleakes3952
    @racheleakes3952 3 месяца назад +23

    Seeing these dating messages unlocked the memory of Mamma Mia in my college musical theatre club and the cast started using tinder as a way to get people to see the show 💀🤣 I think like three people on the cast got banned or suspended from tinder because of it. Not weird in the way some of these messages before but oddly happy to see that someone on the receiving end didn't think to submit it lol

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 3 месяца назад +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @anniejankovic8056
      @anniejankovic8056 2 месяца назад +1

      I used to do that in college, I got a number of guys to come see the shows I produced

  • @Princess.McBetch
    @Princess.McBetch 3 месяца назад +17

    I am out of the dating game and i pray i never have to get back into it, and if i do i wont bother with dating apps again. The most gremlin of gremlin men are on there, it's a total crap shoot as a woman

    • @Princess.McBetch
      @Princess.McBetch 3 месяца назад

      1

    • @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx
      @xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx 3 месяца назад +3

      yeah if you're dating men don't really bother... dating at all, i'd say 😬
      fr biggest proof orientation isn't a choice

    • @Princess.McBetch
      @Princess.McBetch 3 месяца назад

      @@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx what lol

  • @TheRjesc
    @TheRjesc 3 месяца назад +11

    this was not the podcast to listen to while running, i ran out of breath laughing when they kept going "did i give you the ick" 😂

  • @benji_kay
    @benji_kay 3 месяца назад +65

    as someone who doesn't understand social cues, them explaining "the implications" is actually quite helpful.

  • @xGamermonkeyx
    @xGamermonkeyx 3 месяца назад +15

    I know this hasn't really come up this episode, but it was really fun seeing you guys on Dropout this past week on Um, Actually! I hope you guys get some more screen time as guest spots in the future, and I'd love you to have more people from that circle on Sad Boyz in the future! The past episode with Ify is one of my faves lol

  • @mahelaniarektbb
    @mahelaniarektbb 3 месяца назад +9

    It's so hard to listen to this podcast while I'm on a walk because I know I look deranged trying not to laugh and failing multiple times. Jordan always takes me out.

    • @Yessica13
      @Yessica13 3 месяца назад

      If you have headphones in, people will think you're on the phone.

  • @liam21555
    @liam21555 3 месяца назад +28

    Thank you for dropping🙏 Recovering from surgery, and now i finally got something to watch😭

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 3 месяца назад +4

      Ouch? Feel better now 🎉

    • @CJ-simeonxsick
      @CJ-simeonxsick 3 месяца назад +1

      Omg twins I had surgery yesterday

  • @Perepeteia
    @Perepeteia 3 месяца назад +18

    Nah, I agree w Jarvis - if u decide to abandon tact, at least keep grammar; be out of line in a grammatically correct way, otherwise it's just too easy to make fun of whatever is being said and too difficult to take u seriously (which would be the goal if u send anything like that, so proofread. Or better yet just write sth normal)😂😂

  • @mabelizing
    @mabelizing 3 месяца назад +25

    the card cart in the back looks like it has massive stacks of money on it

  • @homunculusgrey2921
    @homunculusgrey2921 3 месяца назад +15

    I usually try not to simp but Jordan is looking GOOD here.

  • @belleq1099
    @belleq1099 3 месяца назад +54

    oh im so here for jarvis’s mtg era

    • @aimee6468
      @aimee6468 3 месяца назад +15

      marjorie taylor green?

    • @lr2616
      @lr2616 3 месяца назад +10

      I hate that I just read that as "jarvis' marjorie taylor greene era"

  • @Cheyscrochetshop
    @Cheyscrochetshop 3 месяца назад +13

    You cannot copy paste messages in dating apps. I learned this the hard way when I got IP banned from tinder. I'm ND and it felt easier to create a good opener script I could send to anyone I matched with. Unfortunately that's not allowed.

    • @vurpo7080
      @vurpo7080 3 месяца назад +3

      IP ban on tinder sounds like it wouldn't be very effective, as mobile phone connection IPs tend to change very frequently and they also share the same IP between multiple customers (CGNAT)

    • @techyenby
      @techyenby 3 месяца назад

      i assume they ip ban you from your router ip?​@@vurpo7080

  • @somethingstupid1075
    @somethingstupid1075 3 месяца назад +14

    I genuinely believe that getting back into fun little things you enjoyed in childhood is so important.

  • @maxreynardharper
    @maxreynardharper 3 месяца назад +14

    Jordan is serving cool professor who is late to their own class vibes 💯

  • @FirstNameBunchANumbers
    @FirstNameBunchANumbers 3 месяца назад +15

    I immediately checked, and the banner does look like steak haha

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 3 месяца назад +13

    I'm grieving an important friendship in my life and this episode made things a little lighter

  • @bigdingus708
    @bigdingus708 3 месяца назад +12

    jordan the hair is looking bomb as hell. been absolutely loving to watch the growth journey as sad boyz episodes get uploaded week by week

  • @rabbit6546
    @rabbit6546 3 месяца назад +11

    Jordan’s ‘no moron’ to anastasia made me laugh so suddenly it hurt

  • @mabelizing
    @mabelizing 3 месяца назад +9

    does that mean whoever originally bought the friends game got it solely so they could loot the chandler card?

  • @stephlol222
    @stephlol222 3 месяца назад +18

    Jarvis’ house is like a nerd museum

  • @sadlad69
    @sadlad69 3 месяца назад +14

    The beginning of this episode had big Christmas morning vibes. Very cute

  • @abby_dandy
    @abby_dandy 3 месяца назад +11

    I’m an adult model and I recently found out I have a 4.7/5 on wikifeet and I’m still riding that high 😂

  • @kiersten7244
    @kiersten7244 3 месяца назад +8

    As someone who went through a recent breakup and has returned to the app, this episode made me CACKLE. The messaging on dating apps… I’ve never related to something more.

  • @EntonIsMe
    @EntonIsMe 3 месяца назад +7

    You guys should make the dating messages reactions into a miniseries. Probably infinite content and it’s super funny

  • @alexandrajoan8751
    @alexandrajoan8751 3 месяца назад +7

    16:42 right after Jordan said that, i got that Native deodorant ad where it starts with “You’ve been gone for 3 days”… took me a few seconds to realize it was an ad and not a bit Jarvis was saying

  • @hermit_crab992
    @hermit_crab992 3 месяца назад +17

    Congrats on the aged ham!

  • @maximumdinosaur
    @maximumdinosaur 3 месяца назад +13

    God I laughed so hard seeing the banner look like a slab of meat

  • @pikes_panic
    @pikes_panic 3 месяца назад +11

    "Sea lion Waterpark? That's just the sea."

  • @HaydenLucke
    @HaydenLucke 3 месяца назад +9

    I'd pay money for that Chandler card. Chandler is my middle name.

  • @TessellatedHeart
    @TessellatedHeart 3 месяца назад +6

    worst dating app message I ever got was guy who wanted to my rent my underwear. yes rent not buy which is somehow so much creepier. And his whole profile was set up explicitly for this purpose he had no interest in interacting with anyone it was purely for setting up these exchanges. It was very strange.

    • @420Kleiner
      @420Kleiner 3 месяца назад +1

      How would renting underwear work?????? And why would you want to rent it???

    • @KymLikesGames
      @KymLikesGames Месяц назад

      At this point, I'm like ... girl get your bag. Boy wants no interaction and only undie rental - that's just passive monthly income lol.
      But real talk - that is so strange ...

  • @clowncollegefam
    @clowncollegefam 3 месяца назад +27

    Im Jarvis. HES LYING

  • @hathorthecow7146
    @hathorthecow7146 2 месяца назад +2

    Jordan would make a KILLING voicing werewolf fics on audibble.

  • @leocoyote6579
    @leocoyote6579 3 месяца назад +6

    omg you guyyyys i LOVED seeing y’all and demi on Um Actually that made my whole freakin week!!!!!!!!

  • @Crysta11ize
    @Crysta11ize 15 дней назад +2

    telling someone "you can't break things off my great-grandma just died" after asking them if they think you're manipulative is just BEGGING not to be believed. like you can't open up with "hey, i might not be trustworthy about stuff like this" and then hit them with the same excuse every lazy college student has used to get out of exams

  • @ghostfrequencies
    @ghostfrequencies 3 месяца назад +11

    friends was ripped off from living single, which is a way better show (and their friendships are so believable it makes you feel like they're actually friends irl). it's a really good comfort show if anyone's looking for something to watch that's similar to friends but actually good

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 3 месяца назад +1

      Better show- better actors - fire theme song

  • @roseo4498
    @roseo4498 3 месяца назад +6

    what's crazy about jarvis not remembering jordan's name is that he says it at the beginning of every episode

  • @irishalchemy
    @irishalchemy 3 месяца назад +2

    I do gentle parenting. Today, I took three 10 year olds to laser tag, and they all agreed I was chill. Just saying 😎

  • @CreativeName574
    @CreativeName574 2 месяца назад +2

    the other day at the thrift store, i got a shirt that has the Jurassic Park logo on it, and it says "MEMAW SUARUS REX" I am a 15 year old male

  • @banannarama
    @banannarama 2 месяца назад +1

    “We’ve got a breeding pit…”
    “-sorry?”
    “You heard me”
    Is my new favorite 3 seconds of RUclips

  • @ItsHedge
    @ItsHedge 3 месяца назад +9

    An upload?!
    ✨️ We love to see it ✨️

  • @nevreiha
    @nevreiha 3 месяца назад +2

    new episode soon? i thought you drop them last night

  • @jerodmattson2084
    @jerodmattson2084 3 месяца назад +4

    Love all of you so much. I’ve been depressed all week and you gave me some hearty belly laughs. Thank you.

  • @ok-2466
    @ok-2466 3 месяца назад +4

    No way the background character from 3:50 in The Road Trip Episode of Best Friends Today has a podcast 😮

  • @Soon2BGhost
    @Soon2BGhost 3 месяца назад +3

    There is actually a Friends trivia game made by who I assume to be the same company, because I have it and the box looks the exact same.

  • @nari5161
    @nari5161 2 месяца назад +3

    Dating app messages are either overtly sexual or covertly sexual. Bringing up "daddy issues" after dad shirt is an example of where the "facade" slips.

  • @abovetherisingfalls1377
    @abovetherisingfalls1377 3 месяца назад +3

    As someone surrounded by Pokémon cards they have been trying to sort for several hours, I feel you and you are valid Jarvis

  • @sevenmunson9870
    @sevenmunson9870 3 месяца назад +2

    MAAAAN i’m mad i missed submitting for this bc the messages i’ve received on dating apps over the years are truly some of the most insane things i’ve ever heard LMAOOO. y’all ever had multiple grown men call you mommy and comment on your “wide birthing hips” or “voluminous chest”? because unfortunately i have … many times …. 😭 what is up w people

  • @doublejoywilson
    @doublejoywilson 3 месяца назад +2

    as soon as you said “yoo” i knew someone sent you agehams!! i love those things, it’s so funny to watch people open them and be like “what is this” lmao

  • @despres380
    @despres380 3 месяца назад +2

    now i'm imagining jarvis' bathroom filled with boxes of magic the gathering cards like the classified documents in mar-a-largo

  • @StarBurst-yd4wo
    @StarBurst-yd4wo 3 месяца назад +4

    Nooo I forgot to send myscreenshot I demand a repeat a part two !!

  • @voidify3
    @voidify3 2 месяца назад +1

    Because of the way my brain works I did some googling and some maths about the cards. 40,000 MTG cards would weigh somewhere between 70 kg (155 lb) and 73 kg (160 lb)- there are multiple online estimates for the weight of 1 card so it’s a range.
    Idk if anyone cares but I’ll post it anyway 😎

  • @Bing292
    @Bing292 3 месяца назад +2

    Bruh I thought it was deliberate to make it look like a piece of meat. Only just occurred to me why that would be odd.

  • @paigehansen8944
    @paigehansen8944 3 месяца назад +1

    38:41 naw dude that’s a copypasta from fb
    I heard it all the time from my cringy boyfriend (now ex, what a mistake) back in 2021. He would say it constantly cause he thought it was so funny, then he’d quote or make up variations.
    He had the sense to not say anything so stupid/gross/unfunny before we were serious though, tinder dude is dumb as hell

  • @Khronogi
    @Khronogi 3 месяца назад +2

    Jarvis, what you running for Magic?
    I used to run CEDH.
    Also lmao, I don't sell cards either. I took like a 50 dollar card I wouldnt use out of my pack I was opening at the store and had the chance to sell it there and was like "nope, thats going to sit in my collection."

  • @sarai9530
    @sarai9530 3 месяца назад +5

    a new background noise video just in time 😌

  • @callmeperch
    @callmeperch 3 месяца назад +2

    My apartment is similarly mtg'd out!! I usually play pauper cube & try to pick up big boxes of commons & uncommons from my local card shops!

  • @CatbaronAle
    @CatbaronAle 3 месяца назад +3

    Jordan is so punchy today and it’s fantastic. Keep serving good jokes, king ❤

  • @cheebuu3360
    @cheebuu3360 2 месяца назад +1

    Why does Jordan always look like every single feature he has is photoshopped onto him and isn't actually real

  • @jollygreenwhxre
    @jollygreenwhxre 3 месяца назад +1

    59:09 i don’t think the spelling and punctuation corrections are annoying, tbh it makes me feel validated because i think the exact same way. however, im autistic and majored in english, so i’m a very biased source

  • @vampstamp679
    @vampstamp679 2 месяца назад +1

    got an insane dating message ala did i give you the ick and had to rewatch this one to feel better

  • @Ladyladieladee
    @Ladyladieladee 3 месяца назад +4

    Jordan’s hair and beard this episode was so on point! 🪡

  • @catabat49654
    @catabat49654 2 месяца назад +1

    Finally catching up on my Sad Boyz episodes and they got my bird card!!! Yay!!! 😁

  • @doublejoywilson
    @doublejoywilson 3 месяца назад +1

    49:46 hinge once gave me a pick of the day that was LITERALLY MY COUNSELOR. i mean kudos to them for at least figuring out that we would get along because we do but uhhh 😅

  • @daminit6
    @daminit6 3 месяца назад +3

    oh my god....the banner IS meat...

  • @thereelkaro
    @thereelkaro Месяц назад +1

    Jarvis, why do you never react to Jordan's amazing jokes? You're making me angry 😭😭

  • @r.e.beaulieu9501
    @r.e.beaulieu9501 Месяц назад +1

    I feel so incredibly validated by the clowning on dating app messages. 😂 Series when?

  • @shiny_cheyenne
    @shiny_cheyenne 3 месяца назад +2

    This is a perfect video, considering I just asked Olay a question about how you feel about dating! 😂🎉