This slime can end 1,000,000 lives

Don't mess with this slime.
We're on a mission to protect nature and we're gonna stop anybody that gets in our way.
Merch - df.store/
Game: From Ashes, Bloom - store.steampowered.com/app/23...
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

[@Slayer_OfLight]

General rule for roguelikes: If your game is about to crash, or it crashes, it's because you're playing it right.

[@evanrooney8447]

exactly

[@ferreiramartins2140]

That has been his strategy for years

[@dfl597]

Exactly right. If you're not about to absolutely destroy the console or PC you're playing on, you aren't playing with the intended purpose.

[@DanteHizurotheLucario]

If your game isn't begging for mercy, you're not playing it right

[@dontmindme2937]

No?

[@ipway9511]

DF is slowly fixing our attention spans

[@joelschelp5662]

Amen to that 😂

[@TyvernIsCool]

Yes I fully agree

[@I_like_cheese]

Agreed

[@Tiffany_Waiting]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching.

[@The_Hanged-Man]

Inwas about to point the same thing...

[@noodle_Cx]

not wrong

[@comradecat7235]

Yeah, SpongeBob is always going to be first best tentacle video

[@Matias-et9fs]

I mean, he's right

[@ninjaoforthanc8177]

a very specific sub-genre of mahou shoujo anime😉😉

[@Seraphim-11]

The Lorax has been looking a bit different lately…

[@StillAndAlwaysSleepy]

Yeah, i think he's had enough

[@edelta88]

The game is not over when my enemies die. The game is over when the game dies.

[@CarJul666]

A slime planting and protecting trees, wasn't something I'd ever expected to see. And it's entertaining to watxh. Well done DF.

[@CAPTAIN-REX]

no this is the first best tentacle video cuz I just woke up

[@funky555]

yet

[@knpark2025]

This Lorax slapps for the trees.

[@darkohorror]

i loved the part when DF’s tentacle slimed all over the place

[@CasuallyShadow]

Dunno if DF reads comments anymore (I dont blame him 90% of it is slop) but if he sees this, he should try Rimworld or project zomboid, they're games he'd probably say "Are for smart people", but they're amazing to watch people who aren't that play it, it's chaos and amazing

[@worst__]

im sad the classic intro songs gone

[@reniererasmus1604]

Thank you for all the amazing content, your humor, voice, and videos have made many of my days good days.

[@MrBanjo.....w]

2:55 was hilarious

[@jypyannukke]

second best tentacles video...

[@unreal9665]

*best

[@jifrifts8663]

He ain't wrong

[@Capybarret]

…

[@hellogood7239]

“Anywhere you see a hole we can put a tree inside” 😅😂😅

[@SadisticFrog]

Y'all talking about his other video right? Right????

[@Can_you_smell_what_im_cooking]

I love the waking animation in this game

[@johnburgess352]

DF absolutely unhinged with the first statement

[@davidwoolley2985]

I luv watching a Slough shitting out trees. My kind of game

[@OMEGAXD303]

From ashes bloom is such a cool name for a game

[@bennyk384]

"Welcome to the second best tentacle video you're going to see today"
And what would be that best tentacle video we're going to see, Mr. Funny?

[@jordancambridge4106]

I like how DF does all the work and carries the team like he carries your mother to bed yet he still gives us credit to helping because we sat back and watched him do everything to win the games.

[@TyvernIsCool]

Literally the only reason my attention span is existent, Thanks DF

[@WillKnott1real]

we need moree!!

[@gManGabe]

Yet another game beat into crashing. Good job, DF!

[@celestialaura7]

Damn I haven’t heard that outro song in a minute, thanks for the nostalgia

[@elhaselkim11]

Nothing like DF to end my day right.

[@vkc553]

Starting off strong this video lmao

[@zerofudgesgiven]

What you mean second best? This is the only tentacle video I’ve seen all day.

[@ethribin4188]

This is a cool new base defence game theme :D
Im glad those types of games still inovate.
Unlike the vampire slayer clomse these days...

[@jayrigonan3153]

Best intro of the decade

[@robertremington661]

PLEASE MORE!!!!! Set weird stupid rules/challenges for yourself. It'll be so fun~

[@treeguy2105]

I don’t know why but his voice is exactly how I imagine the monster sounds like

[@crimsondragon2677]

The Learn to Fly music.

[@Mystical_0]

best testacies vid ever

[@Dumbrarere]

Title: This slime can end 1,000,000 lives
Me: *Hears Captain Mattias Torres ranting about saving ten million lives by sacrificing one million.*

[@user-qv1mk1jq2q]

Idk why but the title when said on a lower tone sounds sick

[@evanrooney8447]

i want to see more of this game

[@ZeroANetnieS]

Ending music was a bop

[@takaotsu3592]

Ah yes. As a Japanese I can relate to slime and tentacles. 😂

[@AContentCreatr]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching

[@arthurconceicaodefranca9576]

DF is making the 9 rings of treehell

[@demonwolf6485]

good game , pretty sure the only reason it crahses is because of too many projectiles , so either only put defensive trees , or only 2 rows of shooters

[@larryvilla6869]

I miss the og SF vid format with the hoppy song and hello everyone

[@CasuallyShadow]

"As opposed to a defense bomb"
That's what America calls their massive spending on their "Defense budget"

[@jenniferfelice6470]

big enjoy and gave a like TEAM SCARECROW woooo :DD

[@rottin_3669]

Subscribed for the stardew. Stayed for the tentacle jokes.

[@starmaker9804]

_Lorax lore seems quite different nowadays…_

[@dylang1348]

You should play egg inc!

[@jaseyoung6704]

"Then we're filling more holes"

[@marissapayne2609]

I see each of the videos and it never disappoints

[@JhayjhayBalisi-rw2ks]

Hello there

[@marissapayne2609]

Hi

[@TomasaurusrexQQ]

This is a criminally under rated comment.

[@chardz4257]

Need more

[@cptncorrey3273]

Your videos are wholesome keep it up man

[@rhysrooprice6035]

Yyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss more please

[@yosukiii3820]

i love tentacles, even ones in anime 😅

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. This looks like a cool game.

[@thefandomchild777]

More like tenta- _culling_ , amiright?

[@Demonlivinginthesun]

Johnny Appleseed POV:

[@TheSmartKid2012]

18 minutes ago that’s crazy 🧍‍♂️

[@user-qv1mk1jq2q]

This slime can kill 1000000 live in one fell swooop

[@SuperMoveTimmy]

Woah i just got to the first second of the video and holy heck

[@pharahamari5105]

What’s the first best tentacle video?

[@xMeschx]

this slime is nothing to rimuru tempest :D

[@ThanPuracan-ln3hh]

My childhood

[@Drpeanutbutter1]

Why second best? Lol😂

[@snarkyespresso]

Woah, I'm early to a DF video, only three minutes ago? That's crazy and I'm amazed I caught it this early

[@Maplehawk]

Will you be doing a 1.6 stardew valley update? I love watching your stardew saga

[@ARUA.YT.]

Being this early feels illegal on such an amazing RUclipsrs channel

[@RodrigoMiguel-mb6lj]

Name of game pls

[@ethanuriarau2820]

From ashes bloom

[@coolguy-hw1ef]

What’s the name of game

[@VERESF1]

BANGER

[@ZukoTheDoodle]

Day 2 of asking DF to play Soulstone Survivors

[@rileyfairfull2548]

What do you mean by 2nd best 😳

[@Mr_iWood]

caught him in seconds

[@user-fg1ci4wx3o]

What’s this game called?

[@moondropflower9957]

Will you be doing a stardew valley 1.6 update?!

[@robloxplayer3840]

go goated

[@FarisO7]

Second best….hahahahahhah little do you know

[@shirleychan4238]

What’s the name of the game

[@vanuel327]

0:00 whats the first?😰

[@Camothor10]

Are you going to make a video on Stardew Valley 1.6?

[@BZ-km4gu]

You should play the game birds aren't real

[@kirstencantong2570]

Bro can you do more "cat goes fishing" videos

[@Dray4133]

I find it under an hour

[@tategreenbeast]

I bet you this man is like 6’5

[@user-ro2yk2sp6v]

Under 1 hour gang

[@florailunga]

It looks more like a

[@webbed-wyvern]

deforestation

[@aaronsonger5582]

Yayyyyyyyyyyy

[@apollowilliams1158]

2nd tentacle video
Nah 1rst
Those anime wifus can wait

[@LevyBahm-yy5bp]

Play legend of slime

[@ThatAnnoyingGremlin]

slime 😮

[@cheemsmoi6195]

i was too quick

[@navaneetkrishnanbiju5405]

11 minutes ago is crazy

[@zacmarken65]

i feel like he's used the 2nd best tentacle video line before, its probably going to be 1st best tentacle video i've seen today though, i quickly lost interest in that marine short.

[@Beanjamiin]

only a million

[@meepmaster6544]

Day 5 of asking DF to play rust

[@glitchpandfriends1762]

Wow i got here quite fast

[@Mr_iWood]

no way

[@joyboy_2008]

how are you man

[@user-yv7ph3xu6l]

Can u make a video of roblox game name is untitled boxing game pls🙏 😢

[@marcosdheleno]

this feels like a game that is very fun... on the first run. but incredibly boring in every run after.