This slime can end 1,000,000 lives

[@Slayer_OfLight]

General rule for roguelikes: If your game is about to crash, or it crashes, it's because you're playing it right.

[@evanrooney8447]

exactly

[@ferreiramartins2140]

That has been his strategy for years

[@Dystux]

Exactly right. If you're not about to absolutely destroy the console or PC you're playing on, you aren't playing with the intended purpose.

[@DanteHizurotheLucario]

If your game isn't begging for mercy, you're not playing it right

[@dontmindme2937]

No?

[@ipway9511]

DF is slowly fixing our attention spans

[@joelschelp5662]

Amen to that 😂

[@TyvernIsCool]

Yes I fully agree

[@Masonthetoaster]

Agreed

[@CuongTruong-cb3mk]

disagree

[@edelta88]

The game is not over when my enemies die. The game is over when the game dies.

[@CarJul666]

A slime planting and protecting trees, wasn't something I'd ever expected to see. And it's entertaining to watxh. Well done DF.

[@Mia_Waiting]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching.

[@The_Hanged-Man]

Inwas about to point the same thing...

[@noodle_Cx]

not wrong

[@comradecat7235]

Yeah, SpongeBob is always going to be first best tentacle video

[@Matias-et9fs]

I mean, he's right

[@ninjaoforthanc8177]

a very specific sub-genre of mahou shoujo anime😉😉

[@Ophanim-11]

The Lorax has been looking a bit different lately…

[@StillAlwaysSleepy]

Yeah, i think he's had enough

[@The_Barroth]

Great now I wanna see the Lorax and Ashes meet

[@reniererasmus1604]

Thank you for all the amazing content, your humor, voice, and videos have made many of my days good days.

[@Usename-f1f]

I don’t know why but his voice is exactly how I imagine the monster sounds like

[@CAPTAIN-REX]

no this is the first best tentacle video cuz I just woke up

[@funky555]

yet

[@darkohorror]

i loved the part when DF’s tentacle slimed all over the place

[@knpark2025]

This Lorax slapps for the trees.

[@jypyannukke]

second best tentacles video...

[@unreal9665]

*best

[@jifrifts8663]

He ain't wrong

[@Capybarret]

…

[@hellogood7239]

“Anywhere you see a hole we can put a tree inside” 😅😂😅

[@SadisticFrog]

Y'all talking about his other video right? Right????

[@CasuallyShadow]

Dunno if DF reads comments anymore (I dont blame him 90% of it is slop) but if he sees this, he should try Rimworld or project zomboid, they're games he'd probably say "Are for smart people", but they're amazing to watch people who aren't that play it, it's chaos and amazing

[@johnburgess352]

DF absolutely unhinged with the first statement

[@Not_him2]

I love the waking animation in this game

[@OMEGAXD303]

From ashes bloom is such a cool name for a game

[@mrbanjoooo]

2:55 was hilarious

[@worst__]

im sad the classic intro songs gone

[@bennyk384]

"Welcome to the second best tentacle video you're going to see today"
And what would be that best tentacle video we're going to see, Mr. Funny?

[@Dumbrarere]

Title: This slime can end 1,000,000 lives
Me: *Hears Captain Mattias Torres ranting about saving ten million lives by sacrificing one million.*

[@jordancambridge4106]

I like how DF does all the work and carries the team like he carries your mother to bed yet he still gives us credit to helping because we sat back and watched him do everything to win the games.

[@CasuallyShadow]

"As opposed to a defense bomb"
That's what America calls their massive spending on their "Defense budget"

[@davidwoolley2985]

I luv watching a Slough shitting out trees. My kind of game

[@rottin_3669]

Subscribed for the stardew. Stayed for the tentacle jokes.

[@ethribin4188]

This is a cool new base defence game theme :D
Im glad those types of games still inovate.
Unlike the vampire slayer clomse these days...

[@TyvernIsCool]

Literally the only reason my attention span is existent, Thanks DF

[@Mystical_0]

best testacies vid ever

[@robertremington661]

PLEASE MORE!!!!! Set weird stupid rules/challenges for yourself. It'll be so fun~

[@gManGabe]

Yet another game beat into crashing. Good job, DF!

[@zerofudgesgiven]

What you mean second best? This is the only tentacle video I’ve seen all day.

[@jayrigonan3153]

Best intro of the decade

[@elhaselkim11]

Nothing like DF to end my day right.

[@demonwolf6485]

good game , pretty sure the only reason it crahses is because of too many projectiles , so either only put defensive trees , or only 2 rows of shooters

[@crimsondragon2677]

The Learn to Fly music.

[@CelestialAura7]

Damn I haven’t heard that outro song in a minute, thanks for the nostalgia

[@AContentCreatr]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching

[@ZeroANetnieS]

Ending music was a bop

[@WillKnott1real]

we need moree!!

[@vkc553]

Starting off strong this video lmao

[@DianaGebaña]

Idk why but the title when said on a lower tone sounds sick

[@takaotsu3592]

Ah yes. As a Japanese I can relate to slime and tentacles. 😂

[@larryvilla6869]

I miss the og SF vid format with the hoppy song and hello everyone

[@marissapayne2609]

I see each of the videos and it never disappoints

[@JhayjhayBalisi-rw2ks]

Hello there

[@marissapayne2609]

Hi

[@TomasaurusrexQQ]

This is a criminally under rated comment.

[@ĐứcDuyTrần-o7t]

this is why I love apples

[@starmaker9804]

_Lorax lore seems quite different nowadays…_

[@cptncorrey3273]

Your videos are wholesome keep it up man

[@ChemicalBurn1985]

Well then, due to the intro I didn't know I'd be watching at least 2 videos today...

[@Toradorafan16]

DF is making the 9 rings of treehell

[@dylang1348]

You should play egg inc!

[@evanrooney8447]

i want to see more of this game

[@TheSmartKid2012]

18 minutes ago that’s crazy 🧍‍♂️

[@yosukiii3820]

i love tentacles, even ones in anime 😅

[@jenniferfelice6470]

big enjoy and gave a like TEAM SCARECROW woooo :DD

[@jaseyoung6704]

"Then we're filling more holes"

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. This looks like a cool game.

[@thefandomchild777]

More like tenta- _culling_ , amiright?

[@DianaGebaña]

This slime can kill 1000000 live in one fell swooop

[@Team_Svitko]

Woah i just got to the first second of the video and holy heck

[@rhysrooprice6035]

Yyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss more please

[@ARUA.YT.]

Being this early feels illegal on such an amazing RUclipsrs channel

[@Demonlivinginthesun]

Johnny Appleseed POV:

[@pharahamari5105]

What’s the first best tentacle video?

[@snarkyespresso]

Woah, I'm early to a DF video, only three minutes ago? That's crazy and I'm amazed I caught it this early

[@ThanPuracan-ln3hh]

My childhood

[@VERESF1]

BANGER

[@Mr_iWood]

caught him in seconds

[@ZukoTheDoodle]

Day 2 of asking DF to play Soulstone Survivors

[@apollowilliams1158]

2nd tentacle video
Nah 1rst
Those anime wifus can wait

[@xMeschx]

this slime is nothing to rimuru tempest :D

[@PurpleOV]

Under 1 hour gang

[@rileyfairfull2548]

What do you mean by 2nd best 😳

[@Owen-k1n]

My 14 year old dog almost just died I am so sad/ happy.

[@dogedog2447]

What happed??

[@Owen-k1n]

She had vestibular disease (like a stroke, they throw up, can't stand because they lose their balance, and their eyes flicker back and forth)basically vertigo bad worse and for dogs.

[@chardz4257]

Need more

[@vanuel327]

0:00 whats the first?😰

[@Asvalding]

go goated

[@Dray4133]

I find it under an hour

[@BZ-km4gu]

You should play the game birds aren't real

[@Maplehawk]

Will you be doing a 1.6 stardew valley update? I love watching your stardew saga

[@FarisO7]

Second best….hahahahahhah little do you know

[@Mrbeans-0-0]

Why second best? Lol😂

[@marcosdheleno]

this feels like a game that is very fun... on the first run. but incredibly boring in every run after.

[@AbsoluteFire]

People who think he should play Stardew Valley 1.6 (Spread the word)
👇

[@meepmaster6544]

Day 5 of asking DF to play rust

[@RodrigoMiguel-mb6lj]

Name of game pls

[@ethanuriarau2820]

From ashes bloom

[@navaneetkrishnanbiju5405]

11 minutes ago is crazy

[@Camothor10]

Are you going to make a video on Stardew Valley 1.6?

[@webbed-wyvern]

deforestation

[@zacmarken65]

i feel like he's used the 2nd best tentacle video line before, its probably going to be 1st best tentacle video i've seen today though, i quickly lost interest in that marine short.

[@moondropflower9957]

Will you be doing a stardew valley 1.6 update?!

[@KTJCCntng]

Bro can you do more "cat goes fishing" videos

[@florailunga]

It looks more like a

[@ZacharyZaxor]

GGYGG

[@ArcherRicks]

What’s this game called?

[@coolguy-hw1ef]

What’s the name of game

[@LevyBahm-yy5bp]

Play legend of slime

[@Beanjamiin]

only a million

[@trupangyagba8118]

im the 1,000th guy to like :)

[@shirleychan4238]

What’s the name of the game

[@glitchpyt]

Wow i got here quite fast

[@cheemsmoi6195]

i was too quick