Dude trying not to laugh about the elderly gun makes my day so much, this is why this channel is so much better than other recaps that overdo their comedy
@letenores I mean, the death penalty is wrong, but, taking someone who has already gotten the death penalty, putting them in a death game, then executing them when they defend themselves is pure evil - especially when the person they were defending against is trying to rape them. This game implicitly allows rape - its insane.
@@Humanoidable i upload in bursts, then go vanish for 3 months then come back to upload again to upload a lot and the cycle repeats. Just like MY workout schedule lol.
I mean if u are going to die anyways and given up hope, then some people don't care about surviving, just accepted their fate, and enjoying the last few moments before their death. It's like people on death row....they get one last meal before they are put down so to speak. And that last meal is anything they requested.
I like these recaps especially on double speed... You can kind of see why bad movies are Greenlit and then where they take a horrible horrible turn for the worst
Soooo they just left that other girl with the "cannibal" on the 2nd island? Lol I watched the full thing during lockdown and still had so many questions haha
"Tim Surette, writing for TV Guide, gave the miniseries a rating of 0.5/5, summarizing that it "is an astonishingly dumb seven-episode mystery-box limited series about 10 people who wake up on a deserted tropical island with no memory of who they are or how they got there. But that central conceit is quickly resolved by Episode 3, as The I-Land spins out of control, rolls over, and wraps itself around an entirely new and equally stupid story." I agree completely.
I watched 3ep of this and it was torture. Glad I could know how it ended without sitting through more of that horrible acting and stupid dialogues 😂 it feels like this show was written by 7y old😂
The Name of this Show is "The I-Land" Miniseries. The simulation was designed to expose the guilt or innocence of the inmates. The warden of the prison didn't care if they were guilty or innocent he just wanted them dead.
still doesnt make sense to me. How do you show innocence in a survival situation? same as guilty, most of the crimes would've have even came up in a normal survival situation. Plus how is cooper and chase in the simulation together or even at all? "they" killed one person. If anything, cooper and chase would've been in a low tier prison for 5 years max not death row.
Brody wasn't the best but he did ask them to go with him into the woods. And then blaming him for not telling them about their house just makes it clear that they're not good people themselves. Chase especially
If you're ever stranded on an island (me, a girl from Ohio scared to death of airplanes), you MUST protect yourself from the elements (get off that B**CH) and find/create fresh water. You can distill fresh water from sea water even without a "still," even if all you do is soak steam into a rag and wring that out into a container. The ocean and beach are both a resource, not a home. Moving inland for shelter and even finding a fresh water source (you still have to boil it) is more ideal. Hide you, protect you, kill IT, burn it, eat it (f*ck it?) Brody wasn't wrong but he surely was presented early on as the prototypical anthro-survive entity, and I'm sure the show runners did it on purpose. His early removal from the equation even proves that (to me) because you no longer (narrative-wise) can argue these people are just tryin' to survive and get by... the entire show is about their societal issues, not their natural existence issues (supposedly).
edit: The director of this film is a known sexual abuser. This movie is so freaking bad. They call Casey "violent" because she defended herself against a rapist. The group attacking Casey because they found her knife inside of the rapist is also so insane. If Casey really did kill the rapist why would she leave the knife lodged in his body for everyone to find, literally makes no sense. This movie is absolutely insane. Did they seriously kill the women who defended themselves against a serial rapist? The warden is such a piece of shit. At least 3 of the people inside of the simulation were completely innocent of any crimes but he still has the nerve to call them horrible people when he's the one actively trying to murder them for no reason at all. I don't think the people who made this movie knows what rehab means.
@@paradiseexpress3639 so if someone makes a movie where hitler is somehow the good guy, so it means that the writer actually believe hitler is a good guy?
I've watched this movie before i saw this video and you explain it so well. Half the time while i was watching the movie i didn't know what was going on.
Can you do a mystery recap on the series Brave New World? It was a show that premiered on PeacockTV but was cancelled after one season. That show is CRIMINALLY underrated. It didn’t get the hype and attention it deserved. The show also came out the same year peacocktv launched, so of course the series wouldn’t get the views it needed. It’s such a shame really. That series had so much potential.
Brody is the main guy from the movie “Beastly”. When I first realized I was shocked because he doesn’t have muscles and mustache and beard back then and also he has blonde hair. Fun fact: he exactly looking like Adrien Agreste in the movie “Beastly”.
2:40 Ok so they find the least credible way to convince people to walk using math and also because they happen to be unbelievably nerdy enough to measure the distance between people every time they spawn somewhere, but finally the objective is a giant wooden sign just 400m away from them ? Maybe if they just used their eyes like any human being does they would have found the sign more easily. ^^
If everybody lost their memory then how did they know how to speak English and how did Chase know how to fight well and how does Blair know how to help Donavon’s injuries if she doesn’t remember on being a nurse?
390 steps.. one step is approximately 76 cm. so 0.76 times 390 equal 296 meters ... if you walk around 4 kilometers per hour (fit people more like 6 but trying not to look at the movie) my calculations tells me that is around 4 and a half minute walk. for a comparison the world record on 400 meter sprint is 43 seconds. its good there was a math genius or they would never have figured out how to escape the i-land.
Dear God, does every form of media have to preach at us instead of just letting us enjoy a movie!! A time where we want to relax and get AWAY from all the problems of life!
yea didn't you know. when you get amnesia you forget everything but how to talk, walk, eat, social norms, your job (how to do it, not where it is) DUUUH /s
Dude trying not to laugh about the elderly gun makes my day so much, this is why this channel is so much better than other recaps that overdo their comedy
how can u laugh too much and that be a bad thing
Sarcasm: 1100%
i don’t find the jokes funny anymore, they used to be, but now they’re scripted and overall just too goofy 😜 to laugh at.
@@essstheee if these feel forced, you should see how bad other recaps have gotten with them 💀
@@6-dpegasus425 don’t worry i know, these jokes just don’t seem to be funny as they used to be and the movies are also not interesting.
The fact that self-defense is treated as a death penalty offense is horrific.
@letenores Oh, I mean in the VR.
That also means they watched him assualt those women and did nothing
@letenores I mean, the death penalty is wrong, but, taking someone who has already gotten the death penalty, putting them in a death game, then executing them when they defend themselves is pure evil - especially when the person they were defending against is trying to rape them. This game implicitly allows rape - its insane.
@@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic That’s why this show got HORRIBLE reviews. Critics despised it and now I get why
@letenores one of the characters tries to rape two women, and the game is cool with this - how is this better?
He's more consistent than my workout schedule
The videos are made by a pretty sizable team, not a singular person. That’s the reason they can pump out high quality videos that often.
That kitchen work is rough
Lmao, Even my upload schedule is more consistent than your gym schedule bruh.
@@shenv77 which is non existent?
@@Humanoidable i upload in bursts, then go vanish for 3 months then come back to upload again to upload a lot and the cycle repeats. Just like MY workout schedule lol.
I love the random humor this narrator injects into the story.
Yes it's like not using a condom , just raw and straight to it
**someone dies**
Him: "Looks like he got Ro-vid."
I love the lethal poison injected into your blood veins
Woah thats clever
Yes it mostly works but a while back, it seemed they released a few vids where they were trying too hard for the laughs.
"You can't trust mickey mouse in 2022" well said and I will listen to this advice.
yeah, that distorted he-she animal
It's all in my head
@@francoiscarriere5584 ye
Well Disney does ruin everything they make 🤣
@@agentgnome7225 fr
"Two sensible guys, Cooper and Moses separate them.. *chuckles* like the Red Sea"
👏👏
I just like how Mystery Recap always speaks in a calmly voice.
ITs great
@@ComedyRecapped yeah
They actually hire another channel to do the voice overs, not sure who it was but you should give em' a loom they are fun
@@footsurebobcat1135 alright then
哈密拉布度哈如
In future Texas prisons, the warden smokes indoors. And wears old-fashioned fancy sheriff badges.
bc its texas
Texas never changes.
The amount of jokes in this single video 😂 you really are the best
There’s no way people would waste time flirting in a survival situation
You would be sooo surprised... XD
I mean if u are going to die anyways and given up hope, then some people don't care about surviving, just accepted their fate, and enjoying the last few moments before their death. It's like people on death row....they get one last meal before they are put down so to speak. And that last meal is anything they requested.
have you ever met people? 🧐
@@TheMotherofTacos no
The show LOST:
“Am I nothing to you?”
Anyone remember :
Hi, mistery Recapped here 😅
''Today I'm going to explain a (category ) film called (film name) Spoilers ahead watch out and take care''😭
"Mom can i get danganropa 2 for my birthday?"
"we already have danganropa 2 at home."
If they can't remember anything how did she know that she's a nurse
Lmfao I love u for this
Bad script
Was also thinking the same thing xd
Maybe instincts kicked in before memory
People who lose memeries or even have wiped memeory tends to remember something from their past
You don't know how many times I have tried to watch this series.
You are the best
how many?
@@Humanoidable as many times as trying to have no condom sex
39?
@@KD-blue 😂
Yeahhh it's pretty bad
This guy seriously has the best jokes. That The Last Of Us 2 bit took me tf out
A trained nurse? Lol no more amnesia? Guess they forgot 😂😂😂
”Local men forgets he has alzheimer, remembers everything”
*Bro took " GAMES ARE A WASTE OF TIME" to a whole new level 💀*
Games r my life 💀 (not really I just play games all day
@@Lazmas2 bro r u a cat???!!!
@@Lazmas2 the average beluga viewer not touching grass
I 1000% forgot this existed! It was convoluted and the age thing and climate change thing came out of nowhere, but it was definitely interesting 😅
I like these recaps especially on double speed... You can kind of see why bad movies are Greenlit and then where they take a horrible horrible turn for the worst
Soooo they just left that other girl with the "cannibal" on the 2nd island? Lol I watched the full thing during lockdown and still had so many questions haha
"Tim Surette, writing for TV Guide, gave the miniseries a rating of 0.5/5, summarizing that it "is an astonishingly dumb seven-episode mystery-box limited series about 10 people who wake up on a deserted tropical island with no memory of who they are or how they got there. But that central conceit is quickly resolved by Episode 3, as The I-Land spins out of control, rolls over, and wraps itself around an entirely new and equally stupid story."
I agree completely.
I watched 3ep of this and it was torture. Glad I could know how it ended without sitting through more of that horrible acting and stupid dialogues 😂 it feels like this show was written by 7y old😂
lol maybe it is-
The American public used to be written for as f it were a high schooler, but then they lowered the level to a 12 year old I believe.
Nah, a 7 year old has more imagination.
"Then the most sensible guys separate them, just like the Red sea"~ *Mystery recapped 2022*
sensible guys?
I though he said Cooper and Moses?
The Name of this Show is "The I-Land" Miniseries.
The simulation was designed to expose the guilt or innocence of the inmates.
The warden of the prison didn't care if they were guilty or innocent he just wanted them dead.
Thank you
still doesnt make sense to me. How do you show innocence in a survival situation? same as guilty, most of the crimes would've have even came up in a normal survival situation. Plus how is cooper and chase in the simulation together or even at all? "they" killed one person. If anything, cooper and chase would've been in a low tier prison for 5 years max not death row.
🤣🤣 whoa, that's clever...I could hear the sarcasm in your voice. Love your vids because of your commentary... Super funny at times!!
lol yeah
Now it's time to bring Tryon Palace back to life to make the place work again. This is a lost ship showing back up and it's true
best channel for movie recaps because it feels more human.
How are you supposed to be rehabilitated if you can't remember what choices you've made before.
Anyone notice how the nurse remember that she is a nurse since the all has amnesia
Much cheaper option is actual rehabilitation, can you imagine how much such simulation must cost?
Keep up the good work thx!
Thank you
😂😂 "gotta stop dreaming of beating up old people"
Brody wasn't the best but he did ask them to go with him into the woods. And then blaming him for not telling them about their house just makes it clear that they're not good people themselves. Chase especially
If you're ever stranded on an island (me, a girl from Ohio scared to death of airplanes), you MUST protect yourself from the elements (get off that B**CH) and find/create fresh water. You can distill fresh water from sea water even without a "still," even if all you do is soak steam into a rag and wring that out into a container. The ocean and beach are both a resource, not a home. Moving inland for shelter and even finding a fresh water source (you still have to boil it) is more ideal.
Hide you, protect you, kill IT, burn it, eat it (f*ck it?) Brody wasn't wrong but he surely was presented early on as the prototypical anthro-survive entity, and I'm sure the show runners did it on purpose. His early removal from the equation even proves that (to me) because you no longer (narrative-wise) can argue these people are just tryin' to survive and get by... the entire show is about their societal issues, not their natural existence issues (supposedly).
Dude's right... you really can't trust Mickey in 2022.. especially around your kids.
Mickey isn't real
I don’t trust anyone I don’t know around my kids, and Mickey isn’t special… it’s Elmo you have to watch out for.
edit: The director of this film is a known sexual abuser.
This movie is so freaking bad. They call Casey "violent" because she defended herself against a rapist. The group attacking Casey because they found her knife inside of the rapist is also so insane.
If Casey really did kill the rapist why would she leave the knife lodged in his body for everyone to find, literally makes no sense.
This movie is absolutely insane. Did they seriously kill the women who defended themselves against a serial rapist?
The warden is such a piece of shit. At least 3 of the people inside of the simulation were completely innocent of any crimes but he still has the nerve to call them horrible people when he's the one actively trying to murder them for no reason at all.
I don't think the people who made this movie knows what rehab means.
Relax. You may not realize this, but this is fake. 😂
@@AlexPerazaTV The movie is fake but the people who made the movie might actually believe a woman killing their rapist is a bad thing
The producers simply don't know how to make good movies
@@paradiseexpress3639 so if someone makes a movie where hitler is somehow the good guy, so it means that the writer actually believe hitler is a good guy?
@@Suckmabalzz Show me a movie where Hitler is the good guy and I'll look up the writer for you and tell you the outcome of my research
15:21 LMAO THIS ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
He is more reliable than my exercise routine.
I thought Dahmer was killed in prison? How was he placed on that other island by the warden then?
This has been done on The Outer Limits with David Spade, Star Trek Deep Space Nine and Outer Limited in the 60's.
the idea is this us being done to you right now
I can't believe Clyde killed haden for not wanting to be Brody's next victim.
lol the narrator breaking character and letting off a snicker got me dying rn 😆
i only listen to these to catch the times when the reviewer breaks character and laughs at a nonsensical plot point 😂
4:45, that part made him break his calm character
It’s like Lord of the flies with adults!
1:53 "Like the Red Sea" Now that's a punchline 👌
I've watched this movie before i saw this video and you explain it so well. Half the time while i was watching the movie i didn't know what was going on.
4:45 i love that you laugh bc of how ridiculous this is
I wouldn’t have watched this series. Recaps rock!
"trying to shoot a elderly woman"
yes, very funny
I was using my VR last night. Nothing like that ever happened. 😂👍
Current VR technology is like computers of 20 years ago, still very basic
Richard you have to wake up. Please. Come back to the real world. Your family misses you.
The beginning of this movie is some Minecraft survival games type thing hahah
Mystery recap is the best joker I have ever watch my gratitude kinsman 💯 more fun 🇱🇷🏆🏆
Don't tell me they didn't even think of a virtual option in the 21st century.
If someone blew up a pipeline, he's a far left activist, not a far right one.
Did anyone notice that @10:29 it says KC Cooper which is the name of the spy teen on KC undercover the Disney show
15:18 got me not gonna lie :D
2:02
LOL the laugh
Can you do a mystery recap on the series Brave New World? It was a show that premiered on PeacockTV but was cancelled after one season. That show is CRIMINALLY underrated. It didn’t get the hype and attention it deserved. The show also came out the same year peacocktv launched, so of course the series wouldn’t get the views it needed. It’s such a shame really. That series had so much potential.
4:44 almost broke character 😂
When he said " I'm failing to see the point at all " and I agree but keep watching 👀 😅
I agree. But I think what's weirder are the people who created the story.
Brody is the main guy from the movie “Beastly”. When I first realized I was shocked because he doesn’t have muscles and mustache and beard back then and also he has blonde hair.
Fun fact: he exactly looking like Adrien Agreste in the movie “Beastly”.
2:40 Ok so they find the least credible way to convince people to walk using math and also because they happen to be unbelievably nerdy enough to measure the distance between people every time they spawn somewhere, but finally the objective is a giant wooden sign just 400m away from them ? Maybe if they just used their eyes like any human being does they would have found the sign more easily. ^^
Just loved it my friend.
Isn't it amazing how this recap is better than the original product?
The way bro hold his laugh when it said elder women just makes my day
1:01 “and the talkative guy:Donovan”
My name is Donovan and I am the opposite of the talkative guy Donovan 😂😂😂
Hurley’s lottery numbers ahaha
that part where everyone blamed chase reminded me of the dont touch the child meme lol
I remember this movie is the reason why I learned how to spell “ island “
But Houston does have plenty of palm trees and is on the coast.
Dang the amount of Lost references though
I always active if you have new video bro cuz All of your video is so exciting 😍
15:21 wait until she play last of us 2
🤣🤣🤣
The most science fiction aspect of this is people spending so much on prisoners.
xD
“You can’t trust Mikey in 2022” lol😂
This guy making fun of the mouse. Be-careful man we love your content. No one wants you to be in a real squid game. Be safe and take care.
Why did you guys stopped using the iconic intro ,,hi, mystery recapped here..''? Did you guys get copyright striked cuz of the song???
Wait a second Patelsium chloride is in drinking water 🤔😨😭
A group of stangers wake upon an island and in the first 2 days start macking on each other. Priorities?
If everybody lost their memory then how did they know how to speak English and how did Chase know how to fight well and how does Blair know how to help Donavon’s injuries if she doesn’t remember on being a nurse?
Language memory is in a different part of the brain; the point was they would slowly regain their memory
@@Ethan-qo9rx oh ok
@@Ethan-qo9rx thank you for telling me
Real life amnesia works like that, you can lose memories of events but not skills or vice versa
Duke Dumont - I got you vibes lol
' Cooper and Moses, separate them like the red sea '💀
Your commentary just gets better and better
390 steps.. one step is approximately 76 cm. so 0.76 times 390 equal 296 meters ... if you walk around 4 kilometers per hour (fit people more like 6 but trying not to look at the movie) my calculations tells me that is around 4 and a half minute walk.
for a comparison the world record on 400 meter sprint is 43 seconds. its good there was a math genius or they would never have figured out how to escape the i-land.
Mickey mouse, like the red sea 😂
The comments of the narrator is hilarious 🤣
Dear God, does every form of media have to preach at us instead of just letting us enjoy a movie!!
A time where we want to relax and get AWAY from all the problems of life!
Grow the hell up. Open your eyes. It's reality whether you like it or not.
1:53 moses separates (the red sea?!) 😂😂😂😆😆😸😿
A prison within a prison..smart🥴
HOUSTON WE GOT A PROBLEM!!!
For real 🤣
Mathematician makes movies again!
Hi mystery recapped here
Today I’m going to explain the movie call The I-land
I remember somebody doing a RUclips review about this series and discussing just how crappy it is.
do you remember who please ?
It is
11:14 welp, mason is definitely from America
I absolutely loved this show!!
it's kind of shit
Me to
This is a pretty dumb show. Made 0 sense
🤔🤔 she don't remember her identity buh she remembers being a trained nurse??
Such love for work 😂😂
yea didn't you know. when you get amnesia you forget everything but how to talk, walk, eat, social norms, your job (how to do it, not where it is) DUUUH /s
if they all had amnesia then how did the nurse remember the proper procedures?
It could be subconsciously done. There’s also muscle memory from doing the same thing over and over
She forgot she had amnesia
bonnie’s death makes me SICK she was the only reason why i watched it tbh 😭
I wish they made more episodes I saw this w my parents 😂👍🏾👾👾👾👾
Looking for something to watch without a single likable character? Watch I - Land 😏
I let my love for myself grow every day.
woman ☕☕
woman ☕☕
Who asked
Woman☕
and yet you name yourself MonkyDollQueen, how long will it take till you can actually love yourself