@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean how much is a pedicure, let me know next time you go by a place I tried to find out but they’re in Thai and can’t translate
Mark, you're an excellent vlogger, clear, concise and accurate. I've been travelling to Thailand and Philippines since 1980 from Darwin Australia, I have 3 years to go until retirement and Thailand wins hands down, the infrastructure, costs and food alone did it for me over Phils. I am glad I subscribed to your channel. you tell it like it really is there 🙂
Hey man first off thank you very much for the compliments I truly appreciate that. I try to be as open and honest and personable as I possibly can in all of my videos and when presenting my content. Hopefully you do get the chance to come here and enjoy Paradise because as you're well aware there's no other place in the world like here. Thank you so much for subscribing to my channel I truly truly appreciate that Cheers Mate 🍺
Now I'm going to give my hands on experience regarding that topic wich will differ from most but still extremely accurate. Most massage girls have had a 2 hour training for doing massages. They don't really know how to do and the number of moments they can do is extremely, I said extremely limited. Moreover, rather than massage shope, they should be called pain shops because wither the pressure they put is too strong or the movement they're doing is just wrong. Fortunately there are expections but they're hard to find. This was the summary of my real world experience regarding massages in Thailand.
yes which is exactly what I was getting at in the video if you just go for the pretty girls you're going to get a really crappy massage... I tend to go for the older girls that know what they're doing and have been doing it for years and years and years that have strength in their hands and experience.. again like I said it's a complete paradox here you get what you pay for and sometimes you don't.. Lol Cheers Mate 🍺 Thanks for watching and commenting
Hi Mark! When I'm in Patong, my favourite no nonsense, no happy ending massage place is called Let's Relax. There is one on Rat-u-Thid Road just past the big pink den of iniquity ( Christian Massage), and another on third road, It is a little expensive, but it is very, very good. Another good one for value, is opposite the Orange Restaurant, below My Hotel. Very professional, clean and nice. Highly recommend both. Good vlogg mate.👍😊
Thanks Nigel I'll give that a try I hope you're doing well and enjoying being back home for a bit... Looking forward to seeing you when you get back to Paradise Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
These prices are incredible. At Massage Envy in Denver Colorado for 80 minutes it costs $108. I tip $30 on top of that. I canceled my membership last week due to the ridiculous prices. Unfortunately those are the going rates here.
isn't it absolutely insane I know that when I sent my wife for a massage back in Canada in 2016 it was $150 US dollars for an hour and a half massage..... Nuts!!!!
Well Tony I definitely hope you have the double soapy!! I am sure you will have the most incredible experience possible so dude definitely do it and enjoy it!!! Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
I'm so glad you enjoyed it I had to apologize for the late reply for some strange reason I missed a bunch of comments so I'm just going back through to make sure that I replied to everyone Cheers Mate
Thanks for breaking down the massage scene in Thailand. I'm a little too old and married for the SE Asian bar scene, but I know I'll sneak away for a massage every week or so.
Hands down my go to place is Massage by Ked just off Na Nai Rd 174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150 Best service and best prices Cheers Mate 🍺
Hello Dr. Mark. I hope that you are doing well. You are always full of great information. I have read that there is between 200,000 and 1 million sex workers in Thailand. You can always find what you are looking for in Thailand ! Have a great weekend ! Cheers, Stay Safe, and Stay Blessed !
Cheers Douglas thanks for watching and yes it's amazing how many sex workers are here I'm actually working on a video about foreign sex workers I just haven't been able to complete it yet... thanks for watching and thank you for all the support you've shown my channel. Cheers Mate 🍺
Thanks Chris!!! Honestly man I truly appreciate hearing stuff like that it's really good because sometimes people can be just so negative but it's a joy when I come on RUclips and see the comments.... Thanks for watching and supporting my channel Cheers Mate 🍺
My pleasure to support you Mark, I was wondering if you could do a vlog on visas and which agency you trust there in Patong. I'm considering the o-visa but not sure if I should apply here in the states or wait until I'm there. If I show up there for the 45 day exemption Visa do I have to show proof of a return flight home ? If so what's the cheapest way to get around that ? Thank you Mark
Hey David again like I said in the video it's just essentially courtesy because that's the time when they need to be doing the extra special massages if you know what I mean... Cheers Mate 🍺
this maybe at Phuket. My experience about Pattaya and the Isaan its little different. The soap massages are one thing. The normal massages cost about 200b for Thai and 300 for Oil. In Pattaya at Buakhao its about 100 / 200. If the price cheaper than they normaly sell some extras. At the other shops get normaly a normal massage. At some of them sometimes get more in some not. This can not see and the massageprices are the same. Some years ago for about 50% more can know someone from a bar until lunch. So the only happy ending at massage when the pain stops and the thaimassage ends.
Okay that's good to know because I've heard some differing prices... it's amazing how the cost of massages has not gone up here at all in the past 10 years... Thanks for watching and sharing Cheers Mate 🍺
The term Bank for your Buck comes to mind. I know plenty of quality masseuses. I value the real ones as they are harder to find. You have to try a Bangkok Sandwich, just to have the experience! 555
right on point mark.. And yes, Bangkok prices are approx 10-20% higher than the prices you just quoted...Wondering what the small towns charge?.. Like say you travel 30min to hour outside of patong?.. should be 20% cheaperr..
Actually to be honest with you it seems to further you go from Patong the higher the price here on the island anyways... Strange huh??? I think that's because there's so much competition here in Patong,,,, I mean honestly it's crazy you go down Second Road or 200 Year Road and it is just lined with some of the most beautiful sexiest girls you'll ever seen and they're all fighting for every single baht that they can get It's sad in a way Cheers Mate
My friend you are my hero,no bs,to point,no sugga coat,blah blah crap,boring content, you are are bomb,keep,you r,good work f..k everyone opinions they like ashole every has one🤣😂
hey Daniel thank you very much for the compliments I try to keep it as straightforward honest and entertaining as possible... I realize some people don't like my approach but for the most part I seem to be getting very positive reviews... Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺
hi mate in my last Post I push send prematurely like I always do haha but at the soappe massage only gave me one time 90 minutes far too long for me but if you haven't had one it's one of the seven wonders of the world well with the money 💰 and I'll be doing that again when I come back soon cheers 🥂🍷🥂
When I was in Phuket in July, Zoey & I got a massage at her favorite place. We both got a 2 hour Thai hot oil & hot stone massage. It cost 1400 Baht, about $40. I'll be returning on the 1st of November & can't wait to get another one. The girls were all dressed in long gowns & were very professional.
you know it's funny cuz my brother has pointed that out to me as well and it's just a problem of you're doing these clips really short so if you were doing them in one continuous take I don't think you would say it as often because it would be top of mind awareness... Look I'll be honest with you I'll try my best in the next video not to say it once okay!!!! Thanks for watching and commenting Cheers Mate 🍺
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean the place you go are the girls hands strong ? I usually have men do my massage because they’re stronger I need deep tissue, any suggestions 😎
MASSAGE BY KEDS1 174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150 This is the best place hands down!!!!! Sorry I thought i put in the description Cheers Mate
Thanks for the info - I must try Na Nai Rd. I admit I love the happy ending massages, but I learned NOT to go to Second Rd massages late in the evening - The quality (and length) of the massage goes right down - obviously, so they can get to the next client. But I also suspect freelancers switch into these massage shops late in the evening for business, sometimes replacing the regular staff. Daytime is best.
and I just did a video talking about where that massage parlor is that I go to so hopefully you'll check that out it is the best massage here on the islands no question at all. . Cheers Mate 🍺
I appreciate the respect as well. We all have our place in society. The only time I would feel it's OK to think disrespectfully is for people like that 90 lb girl who took the sweaty fool for a financial ride scamming him for thousands using his kind nature and stupidity against him.
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Quite understand. My PhD thesis was entitled, 'Much Ado About Nothing'. For some reason, my PhD supervisor arranged for two men in white jackets to cart me off to the Twilight Home for the Feeble-Minded. I escaped & went to live in BKK, LOS, etc., though much more than this I'm unable to divulge in cyberspace. I lived & worked in BKK for 22 years. Picked up the spoken language, which gave me access to places and situations most ex-pat farangs never get to experience. Taxi drivers wouldn't take me when I hailed their services in Sukhumvit and Silom. I knew the way & was savvy enough to derail their scams. Taxi drivers in other parts of the city are just fine & trustworthy. Sawat-dee-krub, Khun Ajarn...
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean you info will really come In handy . I don't know if I will spend time in Japan now . I found out that they will not let a Foreigner go to the massage parlors or have anything to do with a woman . They say we are to big ! Wtf . So maybe I will just sleep at the airport in Tokyo one night and then get my flight to Bangkok the next day. Toronto. Vancouver. Tokyo. Bangkok.
Mark . I do have a question about my Canadian health insurance. I believe I have to return to Canada every 6 months to keep it up to date . Do you know?
Hey bud Honestly you don't have to show up with any when you get there just go to a bank machine and get some I might bring like 20 US dollars but other than that I wouldn't worry about the local currency until you get there it's going to be cheaper because your bank's going to charge you a crazy premium to order in the Thai baht Cheers Mate 🍻 Thanks for watching and commenting
20:04 Mark, you get offered those things as a form of bribe, so you won't crush them in your videos, and maybe even put a good word or two for the one who came up with that offer ;-). As you said, they are not stupid when it comes down to supporting their ´business´.
Great video Mark 👉I watched with pleasure 🤓🧐am now well versed with the set up as far as massages go, but still have some lingering sociology questions: what's the real function of Thai massage girls and massage parlours? I mean if any stunning girl can be barfined and had for any length of time (for a price), and she does whatever a guy wants (within reason), then if 'happy ending' in particular floats anyone's boat, that's certainly the least one can expect to get without even asking for it. So why would people pay obscene fees for a happy ending at massage parlours? If the professional masseuse isn't Miss Thailand, who cares? The quality of service (ie. the soothing massage) matters the most, no? If a masseuse is very pretty but lacking the skills, what's the point? Pretty girls are plentiful in Thailand and eye candy can be enjoyed on every street or mall at no cost. For just looking at or chatting with pretty/touchy girls, there are plenty of gogo bar girls and freelancers all over the places, so why would anyone go to massage shops? End of sociology! Now a moral philosophy question: Considering tourism is one of Thailand's major attractions, this industry is thriving and widespread, considering earning potential of participants is many times that of regular jobs, why is Thailand so poor and economy under-developed?
There are so many levels to this comment for me to dissect and respond to it's going to take me a couple of days so please give me a little bit of time to wrap my head around coming up with intelligent well thought out response Cheers Mate 🍺 By the way I don't like thinking too much anymore
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Cogito ergo sum! No, I don't accept thinking man can become non thinking man. I think you're well capable of giving your opinion on my straight forward questions Mark, you don't need to sit and work it out, you don't need to dig a hole in the ground to find therm, you don't need to do research to formulate them. It's your choice at the end of the day, thanks and god bless
In my experience in the states i prefer the middle age not so attractive provider rather than the younger hotter ones because they simply do a much much much better job with the actual massage and the ending. Experience baby goes a long long way in the tug shops lol
@@ajarnwordsmith628 Agree hard to find a good legit massage cause the girls are not trained properly at massage only the basics. most the girls want to upgrade to happy ending cause thats where the money is.
Patong is infamous for prostate massage so be careful if you dont' speak Thai you might unknowingly agree to something you didn't expect and it will be too late to run as they "dont't waste time". One hint - if the place is called "Golden Finger" - make sure you clearly understand what that "golden finger" is for.
Okay thanks for the advice on that one I really didn't want to toss that into the video now that I see the absolute humor in it I probably should have... Lol Cheers Mate 🍺
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean question .. maybe silly to ask. If I coming in March .. intending to stay, long term. Get visa extension .. do I book a return on lowest ticket price flight to satisfy immigration ? But not use. As I hear they may ask if you not have a return ticket ? Hope this makes sense .. not sure to risk a one way with lot of luggage .. thanks. I guess if I have paid the price for return and not use it don’t matter as they have my money
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean yes I’m going to roll the dice 🎲 and see how it goes. If goes wrong I will head south to the cheaper areas that you mentioned .. haha 😂
too much talking, too less pictures of the places you are talking about. make it 5 minutes max. short, informative and simple. 20 minutes it''s torture. I didn't learn anything.
I guess it all depends on your perspective and what you're looking for there's some here that are absolutely gorgeous and then there are others that just scare the s*** out of me....
Because some of the girls don't like being on film so it's very hard to film outside of massage shop to be honest with you because a lot of them have sponsors and stuff and they feel that if their sponsor sees them in a RUclips video they're not going to send them any more money.. Believe me I know I'm not that handsome but it's me or a sock puppet talking to the camera so take your pick which one you prefer... Here is my top spot Massage By Ked 1 174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean it's like you said if you're decent looking and well groomed. I had girls in New York at legit places. Nof full service but still satisfying
actually to be honest with you some will let you massage them if you are willing to pay for it as far as kissing I really don't know. Hope this helps Cheers Mate 🍺 Thanks for watching and commenting
Craig I've had so many people tell me this and I just haven't tried one again like I said I'm almost scared to my poor heart will probably just explode..... Or something's going to explode at least
not had a soapy are you mad Mark,lool, every man should experience it if only once i thought id died and gone to heaven on the norm id go for an oil because they take it easy on you the last thing i want is some bird walking up and down on me ,lool
Lol who knows I might have to try one because a lot of people have told me now after seeing this video that I really have to so you never know... Thanks for watching and commenting Cheers Mate 🍺
Why did you choose Thailand over the Phillipines? I am trying to decide . I dont like crappy food , i love the beach life and i need very good internet
Well then Thailand is for you,,,. The food here is some of the best in the world, Thai cuisine is wrold renown, the beaches are some of of not the most beautiful in the world and I cannot even begin to tell you how lightening fast the internet is. The people are wonderful, helpful and kind the lifestyle you can live here is incredible. Plus for me, travelling to other countries from here is easier and cheaper than The Philippines.... And Thailand is definitely easier to spell. Lol Thanks for watching and commenting Cheers Mate 🍺
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You remind me of Dr Johnny Fever from WKRP, give it to me straight, doctor----I can take it
Best comment so far Jack!!!!
Hilarious
Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean how much is a pedicure, let me know next time you go by a place I tried to find out but they’re in Thai and can’t translate
Mark, you're an excellent vlogger, clear, concise and accurate.
I've been travelling to Thailand and Philippines since 1980 from Darwin Australia, I have 3 years to go until retirement and Thailand wins hands down, the infrastructure, costs and food alone did it for me over Phils.
I am glad I subscribed to your channel. you tell it like it really is there 🙂
Hey man first off thank you very much for the compliments I truly appreciate that.
I try to be as open and honest and personable as I possibly can in all of my videos and when presenting my content.
Hopefully you do get the chance to come here and enjoy Paradise because as you're well aware there's no other place in the world like here.
Thank you so much for subscribing to my channel I truly truly appreciate that
Cheers Mate 🍺
Have you been to Chiang Mai, Thailand or Davao City, Philippines?
Phila is terrible on every metric...
Now I'm going to give my hands on experience regarding that topic wich will differ from most but still extremely accurate. Most massage girls have had a 2 hour training for doing massages. They don't really know how to do and the number of moments they can do is extremely, I said extremely limited. Moreover, rather than massage shope, they should be called pain shops because wither the pressure they put is too strong or the movement they're doing is just wrong. Fortunately there are expections but they're hard to find. This was the summary of my real world experience regarding massages in Thailand.
yes which is exactly what I was getting at in the video if you just go for the pretty girls you're going to get a really crappy massage...
I tend to go for the older girls that know what they're doing and have been doing it for years and years and years that have strength in their hands and experience..
again like I said it's a complete paradox here you get what you pay for and sometimes you don't..
Lol
Cheers Mate 🍺
Thanks for watching and commenting
I was in Thailand recently for 4 months and had a foot massage daily. I would say about 50% were lousy massages.
Hi Mark!
When I'm in Patong, my favourite no nonsense, no happy ending massage place is called Let's Relax. There is one on Rat-u-Thid Road just past the big pink den of iniquity ( Christian Massage), and another on third road, It is a little expensive, but it is very, very good. Another good one for value, is opposite the Orange Restaurant, below My Hotel. Very professional, clean and nice. Highly recommend both. Good vlogg mate.👍😊
Thanks Nigel I'll give that a try I hope you're doing well and enjoying being back home for a bit...
Looking forward to seeing you when you get back to Paradise
Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
These prices are incredible. At Massage Envy in Denver Colorado for 80 minutes it costs $108. I tip $30 on top of that. I canceled my membership last week due to the ridiculous prices. Unfortunately those are the going rates here.
isn't it absolutely insane I know that when I sent my wife for a massage back in Canada in 2016 it was $150 US dollars for an hour and a half massage.....
Nuts!!!!
It’s maddening
And u don't even get to blow ur top...out of anger, of course😂😂
Your videos are good Doc , you tell it like it is .
Thanks Edward I appreciate you watching and commenting
Cheers Mate 🍻
One of your best videos from the beginning to the (happy) ending.🤣👍
Lol
Thanks Daniel
I appreciate that
Cheers Mate 🍺
Gonna watch this one soon. It looks fun. Love the title! 🤣🤣
Hope you enjoy it
Cheers 🍻
Nice video Mark. Thank you. I quite fancy a double soapy before I go home.
Well Tony I definitely hope you have the double soapy!!
I am sure you will have the most incredible experience possible so dude definitely do it and enjoy it!!!
Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
The doc nails it yet again!
Thanks for watching and supporting my channel
Truly appreciate that
Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺
Great you tube video mark . I learnt a lot of valuable information mate.
I'm so glad you enjoyed it I had to apologize for the late reply for some strange reason I missed a bunch of comments so I'm just going back through to make sure that I replied to everyone
Cheers Mate
Thanks for breaking down the massage scene in Thailand.
I'm a little too old and married for the SE Asian bar scene, but I know I'll sneak away for a massage every week or so.
Hey Brian that's awesome man trust me you will have a great time The girls really know how to take care of you if you know what I mean
Thanks and very informative. I learned a lot and I love your channel . Hopefully I will make it to Thailand next year..
Thanks for watching and commenting
I hope you get to visit here as well
Cheers Mate 🍺
Great post Mark, What is the recommended massage shop/place for NO EXTRA massage on Na Nai Rd or Beach Rd
Hands down my go to place is Massage by Ked just off Na Nai Rd
174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
Best service and best prices
Cheers Mate 🍺
Thanks Mark , as we wont have transport and are staying at Gracelands resort which is the beach one recommended IE easy walking distance
Hello Dr. Mark. I hope that you are doing well. You are always full of great information. I have read that there is between 200,000 and 1 million sex workers in Thailand. You can always find what you are looking for in Thailand !
Have a great weekend !
Cheers,
Stay Safe, and Stay Blessed !
Cheers Douglas thanks for watching and yes it's amazing how many sex workers are here I'm actually working on a video about foreign sex workers I just haven't been able to complete it yet...
thanks for watching and thank you for all the support you've shown my channel.
Cheers Mate 🍺
And 20-30 million dudes who go
Th just to screw that 1 million pros.
Plus many millions of local men are dipping their dix into the same pool
Thank you so much for visit us..
Massage By Ked 1
We are really appreciate about your kindness from your review
Please welcome again
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Thank you for the awesome service
Tu is amazing!!!!
Outstanding vlog, you hit it outta the park Mark 👍
Thanks Chris!!!
Honestly man I truly appreciate hearing stuff like that it's really good because sometimes people can be just so negative but it's a joy when I come on RUclips and see the comments....
Thanks for watching and supporting my channel
Cheers Mate 🍺
My pleasure to support you Mark, I was wondering if you could do a vlog on visas and which agency you trust there in Patong. I'm considering the o-visa but not sure if I should apply here in the states or wait until I'm there. If I show up there for the 45 day exemption Visa do I have to show proof of a return flight home ? If so what's the cheapest way to get around that ? Thank you Mark
Thanks for telling us about not wasting the girls time . 100% . Most of the time I just want a good massage. I don't care what they look like .
Hey David again like I said in the video it's just essentially courtesy because that's the time when they need to be doing the extra special massages if you know what I mean...
Cheers Mate 🍺
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean thanks for taking the time to answer my question . I get what you are saying . I would go in the day time anyway .
this maybe at Phuket. My experience about Pattaya and the Isaan its little different. The soap massages are one thing. The normal massages cost about 200b for Thai and 300 for Oil. In Pattaya at Buakhao its about 100 / 200. If the price cheaper than they normaly sell some extras. At the other shops get normaly a normal massage. At some of them sometimes get more in some not. This can not see and the massageprices are the same. Some years ago for about 50% more can know someone from a bar until lunch. So the only happy ending at massage when the pain stops and the thaimassage ends.
Okay that's good to know because I've heard some differing prices...
it's amazing how the cost of massages has not gone up here at all in the past 10 years...
Thanks for watching and sharing
Cheers Mate 🍺
What’s the name of the massage parlor yo8 go to please? Great and informative video, thank you
MASSAGE BY KED1
Address: 174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
The term Bank for your Buck comes to mind. I know plenty of quality masseuses. I value the real ones as they are harder to find. You have to try a Bangkok Sandwich, just to have the experience! 555
Yes definitely the term bang for your buck comes into play!!!
Lol
I have not heard of a Bangkok sandwich...
Cheers Mate 🍺
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Bangkok sandwich.
Girl
You
Girl
Add soap. Two body to body massage girls at once.
right on point mark.. And yes, Bangkok prices are approx 10-20% higher than the prices you just quoted...Wondering what the small towns charge?.. Like say you travel 30min to hour outside of patong?.. should be 20% cheaperr..
Actually to be honest with you it seems to further you go from Patong the higher the price here on the island anyways...
Strange huh???
I think that's because there's so much competition here in Patong,,,, I mean honestly it's crazy you go down Second Road or 200 Year Road and it is just lined with some of the most beautiful sexiest girls you'll ever seen and they're all fighting for every single baht that they can get
It's sad in a way
Cheers Mate
My friend you are my hero,no bs,to point,no sugga coat,blah blah crap,boring content, you are are bomb,keep,you r,good work f..k everyone opinions they like ashole every has one🤣😂
hey Daniel thank you very much for the compliments I try to keep it as straightforward honest and entertaining as possible...
I realize some people don't like my approach but for the most part I seem to be getting very positive reviews...
Cheers Mate 🍺🍺🍺🍺
Can you recommend a decent oil massage in Chiang Mai?
Let me ask because I'm honestly not sure up in Chiang Mai but I've got some friends that know.
Hi mate tried to catch up with you you must have been and then got when I was over there
First time soapy massage went to the big pink shop 3600
Hey man when were you here?
Sorry I missed you!!
Yeah I've been told they can get crazy expensive!!
Cheers Mate 🍺
hi mate in my last Post I push send prematurely like I always do haha but at the soappe massage only gave me one time 90 minutes far too long for me but if you haven't had one it's one of the seven wonders of the world well with the money 💰 and I'll be doing that again when I come back soon cheers 🥂🍷🥂
Mark, does Massage by Kees do happy endings,
No Massage By Keds1 DO NOT DO happy ending massages
Not at all.....
if i want to try the soapy massage, where to find it in Patong?
NURU MASSAGE
There is one on Na Nai Rd as well as Beach Rd
Enjoy!!
When I was in Phuket in July, Zoey & I got a massage at her favorite place. We both got a 2 hour Thai hot oil & hot stone massage. It cost 1400 Baht, about $40. I'll be returning on the 1st of November & can't wait to get another one. The girls were all dressed in long gowns & were very professional.
whats the name of the store? plz?
@@BCBTC2012 I'll have to ask Zoey & will get back to you. I can tell you that its a small place off the beaten path & very nice.
@@UncleJoe1231 thank you, waiting~
@@BCBTC2012 I just spoke to Zoey, the name of the place is Phumontra Cafe & Masasge.
@@UncleJoe1231 Thank you so much
you should try to limit saying, "i'll be honest with you"...sales 101. Assumption is that otherwise you're not being honest. Just a thought
Mark was used car salesman or real estate agent, he lies unless he starts sentence with "ill be honest with you'
Realtor!!!!
you know it's funny cuz my brother has pointed that out to me as well and it's just a problem of you're doing these clips really short so if you were doing them in one continuous take I don't think you would say it as often because it would be top of mind awareness...
Look I'll be honest with you I'll try my best in the next video not to say it once okay!!!!
Thanks for watching and commenting
Cheers Mate 🍺
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean the place you go are the girls hands strong ? I usually have men do my massage because they’re stronger I need deep tissue, any suggestions 😎
You didn’t mention any of those decent cheap “not happy ending” massage places! Can you list some of them please?
MASSAGE BY KEDS1
174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
This is the best place hands down!!!!!
Sorry I thought i put in the description
Cheers Mate
Thanks for the info - I must try Na Nai Rd. I admit I love the happy ending massages, but I learned NOT to go to Second Rd massages late in the evening - The quality (and length) of the massage goes right down - obviously, so they can get to the next client. But I also suspect freelancers switch into these massage shops late in the evening for business, sometimes replacing the regular staff. Daytime is best.
and I just did a video talking about where that massage parlor is that I go to so hopefully you'll check that out it is the best massage here on the islands no question at all. .
Cheers Mate 🍺
I appreciate the respect as well. We all have our place in society. The only time I would feel it's OK to think disrespectfully is for people like that 90 lb girl who took the sweaty fool for a financial ride scamming him for thousands using his kind nature and stupidity against him.
Thanks Murray
I apologize the comment
Cheers
Where are the names and loacations of the “Soapy massage parlors”?
NURU
Address: 157/15 Nanai Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
NURU
Address: 171, 13 Soi Sansabai, Pa Tong, Amphoe Kathu, Phuket 83150
Thank you
Super video with practical information!!
Thank you Dr!!
Thank you very much for watching and supporting my channel.
Truly appreciate that
Cheers Mate 🍺
What was the subject matter of your PhD thesis?
Sports gambling,,,,,,..
Not a Dr,,,, it's a Facebook parody thing,,,,.
Long story that I've answered multiple times in previous videos
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@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Quite understand. My PhD thesis was entitled, 'Much Ado About Nothing'. For some reason, my PhD supervisor arranged for two men in white jackets to cart me off to the Twilight Home for the Feeble-Minded. I escaped & went to live in BKK, LOS, etc., though much more than this I'm unable to divulge in cyberspace. I lived & worked in BKK for 22 years. Picked up the spoken language, which gave me access to places and situations most ex-pat farangs never get to experience. Taxi drivers wouldn't take me when I hailed their services in Sukhumvit and Silom. I knew the way & was savvy enough to derail their scams. Taxi drivers in other parts of the city are just fine & trustworthy. Sawat-dee-krub, Khun Ajarn...
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15$ for hour massage is cheap you want Thai massage in Australia minimum 70 -80$
I know it's absolutely crazy and here it's only $4.50 an hour for a Thai massage
It's great
Love your videos . Thanks.
Hey msn thanks for watching and supporting my channel
I truly appreciate that
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@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean you info will really come In handy . I don't know if I will spend time in Japan now . I found out that they will not let a Foreigner go to the massage parlors or have anything to do with a woman . They say we are to big ! Wtf . So maybe I will just sleep at the airport in Tokyo one night and then get my flight to Bangkok the next day. Toronto. Vancouver. Tokyo. Bangkok.
Mark . I do have a question about my Canadian health insurance. I believe I have to return to Canada every 6 months to keep it up to date
. Do you know?
what about an older woman in her 40/50's/60's are they more reasonalbly priced for the H.E. ?
A completely no doubt about it if you're looking for someone that is older you can get any more reasonable woman no question at all.
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and they're more appreciative and experienced.
Doc, how much local currency should I have on me when I arrive, looking at coming over mid Febuarary
Hey bud
Honestly you don't have to show up with any when you get there just go to a bank machine and get some I might bring like 20 US dollars but other than that I wouldn't worry about the local currency until you get there it's going to be cheaper because your bank's going to charge you a crazy premium to order in the Thai baht
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thanks Dr sabean ur the best
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You should get some merch, Happiest Hobo ect…
Lol
I actually have one local beer Jersey that has WHY HELLO THERE w Dr Mark Sabean on the back
Lol
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By 'boost your ego' at the beginning I think you mean 'assuage your libido', Mark.
Lol
Along those lines
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I never did get a massage when in Lapu Lapu. Next time!
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Love your content! Your funny and direct, if and when I come to Thailand I would love to take you out for the evening. I bet it would be awesome?
Would be freaking fantastic mate
Looking forward to it someday
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What's the name of ur shop? Did ioss it.
Massage By Ked 1
20:04 Mark, you get offered those things as a form of bribe, so you won't crush them in your videos, and maybe even put a good word or two
for the one who came up with that offer ;-). As you said, they are not stupid when it comes down to supporting their ´business´.
True
Great video Mark 👉I watched with pleasure 🤓🧐am now well versed with the set up as far as massages go, but still have some lingering sociology questions:
what's the real function of Thai massage girls and massage parlours? I mean if any stunning girl can be barfined and had for any length of time (for a price), and she does whatever a guy wants (within reason), then if 'happy ending' in particular floats anyone's boat, that's certainly the least one can expect to get without even asking for it. So why would people pay obscene fees for a happy ending at massage parlours?
If the professional masseuse isn't Miss Thailand, who cares? The quality of service (ie. the soothing massage) matters the most, no? If a masseuse is very pretty but lacking the skills, what's the point? Pretty girls are plentiful in Thailand and eye candy can be enjoyed on every street or mall at no cost. For just looking at or chatting with pretty/touchy girls, there are plenty of gogo bar girls and freelancers all over the places, so why would anyone go to massage shops? End of sociology!
Now a moral philosophy question:
Considering tourism is one of Thailand's major attractions, this industry is thriving and widespread, considering earning potential of participants is many times that of regular jobs, why is Thailand so poor and economy under-developed?
There are so many levels to this comment for me to dissect and respond to it's going to take me a couple of days so please give me a little bit of time to wrap my head around coming up with intelligent well thought out response
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By the way I don't like thinking too much anymore
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Cogito ergo sum!
No, I don't accept thinking man can become non thinking man. I think you're well capable of giving your opinion on my straight forward questions Mark, you don't need to sit and work it out, you don't need to dig a hole in the ground to find therm, you don't need to do research to formulate them.
It's your choice at the end of the day, thanks and god bless
In my experience in the states i prefer the middle age not so attractive provider rather than the younger hotter ones because they simply do a much much much better job with the actual massage and the ending. Experience baby goes a long long way in the tug shops lol
@@ajpope2010 Makes a lot of sense. Thanks for your honesty
I am here to tell you. it is 5$ in thailand for a fun hand massage. You are welcome. Be smart and safe. 🤓
Lol
Where are you going?
Certainly not Patong,,,
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@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean Bangkok, seriously! Of all expensive places
nothing wrong about getting a legit massage only at a regular massage shop.
They are amazing!!
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Nothing wrong...etc., but I can't find a "regular" place.
@@ajarnwordsmith628 Agree hard to find a good legit massage cause the girls are not trained properly at massage only the basics. most the girls want to upgrade to happy ending cause thats where the money is.
LOL this guy is the PRO
I've been called worse.....
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Great vid.
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Legend 🏆
Thanks for your compliment!!
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Are you a real doctor or do you just play one on RUclips?
I've talked about this 1000X in videos mate.....
Help the algorithm and watch a few more.....
Lol
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Patong is infamous for prostate massage so be careful if you dont' speak Thai you might unknowingly agree to something you didn't expect and it will be too late to run as they "dont't waste time".
One hint - if the place is called "Golden Finger" - make sure you clearly understand what that "golden finger" is for.
Okay thanks for the advice on that one I really didn't want to toss that into the video now that I see the absolute humor in it I probably should have...
Lol
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Thanks 👍🏽
Very welcome!!!
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5:46. Notice what? The noise?
Well the noise of the waves and the fact that the background changed was what I was hoping people would catch on to.
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I paid $5.00 dollars it’s really super cheap .
On Phuket?
ha take advantage of free service
That's what guys should be doing.
Lol
It seems most people don't want to put any effort in though
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I be moving in March !
Awesome!!!!
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean going to try it. Nothing to lose buddy. She is great
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean question .. maybe silly to ask. If I coming in March .. intending to stay, long term. Get visa extension .. do I book a return on lowest ticket price flight to satisfy immigration ? But not use. As I hear they may ask if you not have a return ticket ? Hope this makes sense .. not sure to risk a one way with lot of luggage .. thanks. I guess if I have paid the price for return and not use it don’t matter as they have my money
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean yes I’m going to roll the dice 🎲 and see how it goes. If goes wrong I will head south to the cheaper areas that you mentioned .. haha 😂
too much talking, too less pictures of the places you are talking about. make it 5 minutes max. short, informative and simple. 20 minutes it''s torture. I didn't learn anything.
It's kind of hard to tell that story in 5 minutes....
That's the fun, go there yourself and discover..
What the heck is that thing out there ???? Lol
What thing?
I have to apologize somehow I missed your message I just getting a whole bunch that I did not see so hopefully you get the reply
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean something out on the water looked like an airplane lol
95+% of Patong massage ladies these days are utterly unboinkable.
9/10 are hideous
I guess it all depends on your perspective and what you're looking for there's some here that are absolutely gorgeous and then there are others that just scare the s*** out of me....
5hr!! massage. I get fed-up after 30mins!...
I use to get 1.5hrs.. but found that I got bored easily.
Yeah I can't sit there too long either.
I get bored too quick
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Hahahaha massages with Mark! Hilarious
Thanks Scott
I try to make them as funny as I can with my limited humour
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Shall watch this later. Hope you keeping ok
Hey msn thanks for staying tuned
I'm awesome!!
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Why you don’t show the Locations? You’re not that handsome to watch you the whole Video 🙈
Because some of the girls don't like being on film so it's very hard to film outside of massage shop to be honest with you because a lot of them have sponsors and stuff and they feel that if their sponsor sees them in a RUclips video they're not going to send them any more money..
Believe me I know I'm not that handsome but it's me or a sock puppet talking to the camera so take your pick which one you prefer...
Here is my top spot
Massage By Ked 1
174 12 Pisitkoraneee Rd, Pa Tong, Kathu District, Phuket 83150
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean well done Dude 👍🏼 Maybe you need a Co Host for this Channel? She should be looking good 😍
Hahahaaaaa
You don't need to listen 15 minutes to a video just go and ask....hahaha.
Lol
You're killing me dude!!
Tell them to watch !!!
I would bet every girl does a happy ending even at the legit places
Not everyone
Massage by Keds1 has an extremely strict policy
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@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean I've had them do ut in legit places in NY
@@whyhellotherewithdrmarksabean it's like you said if you're decent looking and well groomed. I had girls in New York at legit places. Nof full service but still satisfying
Lost me at the “enjoy the ladyboy” part
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My question ❓ is after the girl massage me 😁 happy ending, can I also massage her or kiss on her?
actually to be honest with you some will let you massage them if you are willing to pay for it as far as kissing I really don't know.
Hope this helps
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probably depends on the woman. I have had quite a few become very forward with me.
I've been paying 1000 baht for the happy in Pattaya, not soi 6 or 7, but just off beach road and the girl is hot. Anywhere else to go?
I wish I could help you but I don't know Pattaya at all!!
Maybe one of my subscribers might be able to help you......
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Nothing like a soapy...
Craig I've had so many people tell me this and I just haven't tried one again like I said I'm almost scared to my poor heart will probably just explode..... Or something's going to explode at least
heart attack hahaha
It's true
Especially after you see some of the girls that work Nuru shops
Yikes!!!!!!
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not had a soapy are you mad Mark,lool, every man should experience it if only once i thought id died and gone to heaven on the norm id go for an oil because they take it easy on you the last thing i want is some bird walking up and down on me ,lool
Lol
who knows I might have to try one because a lot of people have told me now after seeing this video that I really have to so you never know...
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Why did you choose Thailand over the Phillipines? I am trying to decide . I dont like crappy food , i love the beach life and i need very good internet
Well then Thailand is for you,,,.
The food here is some of the best in the world, Thai cuisine is wrold renown, the beaches are some of of not the most beautiful in the world and I cannot even begin to tell you how lightening fast the internet is.
The people are wonderful, helpful and kind the lifestyle you can live here is incredible.
Plus for me, travelling to other countries from here is easier and cheaper than The Philippines....
And Thailand is definitely easier to spell.
Lol
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