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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • Oh no! The Turkey's are comin' for everyone
    QUICK HIDE! Also everyone finds out they dumb.
    I mean, they're willingly playing a murder mini game. If this was real life I'd be out of there so fast.
    ★ Jason - bit.ly/2yaAzCF
    ★ Jess - Me.
    ★ Zane - Kestin:
    / lucariosklaw
    ★ Garroth - Andy:
    / thedragonhat

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @alexiebmw
    @alexiebmw 4 года назад +322

    6:50 I love how Aph says "Hey now" and Garroth says "You're a rockstar" and then Aph says "Get your game on" that's a reference to All Star by Smash Mouth I love that song so much

    • @winterice2022
      @winterice2022 5 месяцев назад +1

      Get your game on is also from yugioh gx and jaden yuki catchphrase

    • @reddragonblazewolf3178
      @reddragonblazewolf3178 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@winterice2022 yes your right its from nth of those

    • @winterice2022
      @winterice2022 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@reddragonblazewolf3178 thx hehe

  • @jadieplayz4823
    @jadieplayz4823 5 лет назад +486

    Aphmau: Looks at Garroth
    Also Aphmau: I don't trust you
    Still Aphmau: Shoots Garroth
    Everyone: WOW!!!

    • @1975rosemarie
      @1975rosemarie 4 года назад +3

      Okay

    • @LivesInHerBooks
      @LivesInHerBooks 4 года назад +11

      11:34
      *Detective aph here to figure out who the murderer is and sabi Fabio*

    • @djrainbowgirl1228
      @djrainbowgirl1228 2 года назад +2

      Aphmau the guesser in Murdered mystery...Hehehehehe!

  • @molly8076
    @molly8076 4 года назад +168

    Aph: HEYYYY NOW
    Garroth: you’re a rockstar
    Aph: YEAH, GETCHA GAME ON

  • @tonyaduck4186
    @tonyaduck4186 5 лет назад +158

    Zane: I need to make sure it’s still good, who knows how long it’s been in there
    No one taste testing ever:
    Not a single judge:
    Zane: *takes 2 huge gulps not knowing if it was poisonous or good*

    • @Diddy_party13
      @Diddy_party13 Год назад +1

      Right, like he should know by now to not drink anything that anyone gives him 😂😂😂😂

  • @otakugoldmine3868
    @otakugoldmine3868 6 лет назад +496

    "Its always the Gar Gar" - Garroth
    I thought he didnt like that nickname! XD

    • @johmastefferson
      @johmastefferson 5 лет назад +14

      No, he likes it. Zane doesn't like ZuZu though.

    • @loverrgiirrl
      @loverrgiirrl 5 лет назад +1

      XD ikr?

    • @juanitaholly5064
      @juanitaholly5064 5 лет назад +2

      😊😊😁😖🦄

    • @Jessebonnie
      @Jessebonnie 5 лет назад +2

      I think ivy calls him GarGar?
      Zane doesnt like his nickname ZuZu

    • @crowbee2412
      @crowbee2412 4 года назад +1

      [Jesse Playz] your right about Zane but Garroth is scared of ivy cause she says his name wrong

  • @thenamesydney854
    @thenamesydney854 6 лет назад +391

    Garroth: "I was thirsty!"
    Zane: " When are you not!"
    BEST! LINE! EVER!

  • @cleffaluv3747
    @cleffaluv3747 7 лет назад +151

    You should have trusted your instincts! It's always the Gargar!
    -Garroth 2017

  • @CupcakeHD25
    @CupcakeHD25 4 года назад +81

    18:17
    Aphmau: "aww look at you yummy, I mean..." *laughs*
    Aaron: "alright I'm leaving"
    Me: *dying* 😂

  • @hoppypoppytaco461
    @hoppypoppytaco461 7 лет назад +174

    "Its always the GarGar!" Garroth quote 2017

    • @carolinec6326
      @carolinec6326 2 года назад +2

      Nothing was going wrong but garoth got stabbed and said wha and turns into a turkey 🦃 it’s cool but every single time they start a murder mystery or hide and seek zane is always the first one to turn into something I need garroth to turn into a creature when they start a game but not Aphmau and Aaron because I love them I wanna ship them

  • @justinasanchez8723
    @justinasanchez8723 5 лет назад +283

    Aaron: “I’ll buy the birb seed”
    Me: *dies of laughter*

    • @Dora-autismadvocate
      @Dora-autismadvocate 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.-JESS 2920 WHEN MURDERER.

    • @mariacontreras5065
      @mariacontreras5065 4 года назад +6

      Yep

    • @1975rosemarie
      @1975rosemarie 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH😂😂😅😅😅

    • @kitty6618
      @kitty6618 4 года назад +1

      Lol꧁꧂ 😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂😂😂🙃🙂🙃🙂😹😹😹😹😹

    • @justinasanchez8723
      @justinasanchez8723 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for the likes and the four comments

  • @b4tt3ryac1d7
    @b4tt3ryac1d7 6 лет назад +434

    Garroth:I WAS THIRSTY
    Zane:aren't you always
    Me:*falls off my bed laughing*

  • @Babysheep-pl5ws
    @Babysheep-pl5ws 3 года назад +35

    Sonic: im the fastest thing alive
    Flash: no i am the fastest
    Foxy from fnaf: no its me
    Aaron at 5:32 : amateurs
    Sonic: what did you say?!
    Aaron: AMATEURS

  • @tayloryoder445
    @tayloryoder445 7 лет назад +30

    THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST TVD EVER Aaron was really hyper cause he was yelling more than usual ;3;

  • @gracedavis4412
    @gracedavis4412 6 лет назад +414

    Garroth- I’m sorry turkey. This isn’t personal. *tries to stab turkey*
    Zane- *blocks Garroths stab with his own knife*
    Garroth- WHAAAAAT?!
    Me- NANI?!?!?!

  • @Yourfriendlyghostpal
    @Yourfriendlyghostpal 6 лет назад +328

    Aaron : IM NOT A TURKEY YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY !!

  • @CiaraKereris
    @CiaraKereris Год назад +29

    Omg I love Aaron he is a sweetheart AAAAHHHH MEMORIES!!!

  • @mangoroll7477
    @mangoroll7477 7 лет назад +202

    Aaron: We need a turkey
    Zurkey (Zane turkey): No we dont
    Me: Ya we could eat chicken and doughnuts and... Other stuff
    Zane turkey: Zurkey
    Garroth turkey: Garkey
    Aaron turkey: Aarkey
    Aphmau turkey: Aphkey

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 5 лет назад +410

    Aphmau: LOOK AT THIS BIRB!!!
    Garroth: A TURKEY!!! *draws knife*
    Aphmau: NO! I LOVE HIM!!!
    Garroth: QUICK! WE NEED TO GET IT BEFORE SHE GIVES IT A NAME!!!
    Aphmau: FABIOLA!!!
    Garroth: DARN IT!!!

    • @nanishmani
      @nanishmani 4 года назад +8

      Fabio*

    • @LivesInHerBooks
      @LivesInHerBooks 4 года назад +11

      2:35

    • @mariacontreras5065
      @mariacontreras5065 4 года назад +12

      NO I LOVE HIM Aaron: what about me T-T

    • @popular_trash
      @popular_trash 4 года назад +11

      Garroth: Great now we need to stop her before she calls the vet!
      Aphmau: hello i would like to-
      Garroth: NOOOO!

    • @Jennycherrsy
      @Jennycherrsy 4 года назад +5

      I can get it before she schedules a vet!!

  • @natalot3772
    @natalot3772 7 лет назад +411

    “I’m a turkey with a shotgun!”
    ~Turkey 2017

    • @xx_aarmau4life_xx239
      @xx_aarmau4life_xx239 7 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @raquelc.7636
      @raquelc.7636 7 лет назад +19

      Cupcakecool It's a remix of "Angel with a shotgun" but for Turkey's.

    • @kitsunekatsuki3239
      @kitsunekatsuki3239 7 лет назад +11

      Cupcakecool
      "Fighting for my life, I don't care if other Turkeys wont take me back!"

    • @vxliant_xp
      @vxliant_xp 7 лет назад +8

      cupcake Pop I AM A TURKEY WITH A SHOTGUN IDC IF HEAVN DOESN'T TAKE ME BACK

    • @cjones563
      @cjones563 7 лет назад +3

      Im so done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @persona7545
    @persona7545 4 года назад +39

    14:47, put that in a murder mystery movie from the victim's POV with the murderer stabbing them, when the cop came in last minute and snipped the murderer down. That would be an awesome scene to put on, especially from that underwater view, it looks more dramatic.

  • @Rosielotusmusic
    @Rosielotusmusic 5 лет назад +44

    I just love how Zane said" draw" and shoots Garroth, I couldn't stop laughing for the whole video! LOL

  • @iiam_mads7838
    @iiam_mads7838 5 лет назад +163

    Aphmau: Aww now we have TwO!
    Aaron: Urrr, Ill go get the BiRb SeEd...

    • @jaydenmartinez7991
      @jaydenmartinez7991 4 года назад +1

      I know he said bi3d seed

    • @BigGrimseid
      @BigGrimseid 3 года назад

      Ahahahahahahhahaah

    • @BigGrimseid
      @BigGrimseid 3 года назад

      GET ME IM A BIRD SEID

    • @rebeccabihn3214
      @rebeccabihn3214 3 года назад

      We really need to admire how Aaron will just do it because he knows how much she loves pets.

  • @Drama_2309
    @Drama_2309 7 лет назад +63

    Aphmau-"I don't want to be a turkey"
    Garroth-"This is sadistic!"
    Zane-"Uhhhhhhh!"
    Aaron-"This the only way Garroth!"
    I was laughing so hard! Anyone else? XD

    • @sleepyboi379
      @sleepyboi379 2 года назад

      Before Aaron can get aphmau as a turkey out of nowhere the jp3 velociraptors pounced on aaron and zane making the most sadistic and evil and the most hilarious smug look on his face, garroth just watching this while eating popcorn with extra butter and the jp3 velociraptors then pounced on aphmau and they have their own thanksgiving meal except zane and garroth just not being good thanksgiving meals to them and the female jp3 velociraptor looking at zane and was nugging him with her snout gently and zane being very surprised about this, even garroth while eating his popcorn with extra butter.

  • @siobhansmei9803
    @siobhansmei9803 Год назад +33

    Couple years later saying nice names for the turkey.
    Aphmau: Florance
    Garroth: Felix
    Zane: Fabian
    Aarron: Francisco

    • @NOXYILY
      @NOXYILY Год назад +4

      Garroth is so a Felix 😂

  • @NightcoreNetwork
    @NightcoreNetwork 7 лет назад +533

    Fabio, Fernando, Fabian and Frapichanaye
    The Potato Queen has named them! ALL HAIL THE POTATO QUEEN!

    • @karenyeagure6948
      @karenyeagure6948 7 лет назад +1

      NightcoreNetwork yes all Hale the potato Queen

    • @julieagosto7368
      @julieagosto7368 7 лет назад +1

      ALL HALE THE POTATO QUEEN! XD

    • @bellamilligan1655
      @bellamilligan1655 7 лет назад

      ALL HAIL THE POTATO QUEEN

    • @3RR0R.404
      @3RR0R.404 7 лет назад

      NightcoreNetwork
      Test question!
      Who is the anime character on ur profile pic? Do you know it? I do!

    • @isadmelon7524
      @isadmelon7524 7 лет назад

      all hail!

  • @makaylaempire3919
    @makaylaempire3919 7 лет назад +33

    Zane’s turkey gobbling made my day😂😂😂 Mystreet memories!😍😍😍 And also, Aaron’s turkey scream was hilarious!😂😂😂

  • @theghosttownn
    @theghosttownn 7 лет назад +764

    Hi Jess! ❤
    Two Days till Mystreet is two years old! I'm so happy I came on this journey with you, even if I am just a person behind a screen. :)

    • @AM-062
      @AM-062 7 лет назад +7

      I agree

    • @AM-062
      @AM-062 7 лет назад +4

      Meaning I am kinda in the smart place as you I'm a girl behind the screen but she is my inspection

    • @mara_xx6116
      @mara_xx6116 7 лет назад +3

      Yea

    • @paul-mw1yj
      @paul-mw1yj 7 лет назад +4

      Maji Productions I KNOW IM FRIKIN EXCITED

    • @mingkis99
      @mingkis99 7 лет назад +4

      I agree

  • @junebugtheartist
    @junebugtheartist 4 года назад +38

    Can we just point out how Aph is a witness every round until 11:17? THAT'S ALMOST LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!! LIKE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!?!?

  • @imdaria5198
    @imdaria5198 7 лет назад +1036

    Jason made my day with his turkey screaming......

    • @NatalieL_
      @NatalieL_ 7 лет назад +5

      I'm Daria ikr

    • @imdaria5198
      @imdaria5198 7 лет назад +21

      I take it back, that is just Jason's regular scream XD

    • @imdaria5198
      @imdaria5198 7 лет назад +5

      Aphmau , THATS IT. I'M MESSAGING RUclips TO TAKE THIS CHANNEL DOWN.

    • @randomgamer9076
      @randomgamer9076 7 лет назад +3

      omi same

    • @bruh-fo1sc
      @bruh-fo1sc 7 лет назад +1

      Yassss!!! Man!!!!

  • @samdew_6306
    @samdew_6306 5 лет назад +225

    Aphmau: it’s a birb!
    Garoth: is a turkey!
    Arron: it’s dinner!
    xD

  • @Watchercat
    @Watchercat 7 лет назад +226

    Every one was just "roasting" each other!XD 🌈

    • @lizziem4347
      @lizziem4347 7 лет назад +4

      Alyssa Yuki Lol u said roast like roast beef

    • @pansexualbeing9025
      @pansexualbeing9025 7 лет назад +1

      ...

    • @Watchercat
      @Watchercat 7 лет назад +1

      Kawaii Chan12 what?!?X3🌈

    • @lilyn0706
      @lilyn0706 7 лет назад +3

      Alyssa Yuki AGHHH PUNS!!!
      Respect xD

    • @lilyn0706
      @lilyn0706 7 лет назад +4

      Alyssa Yuki But then again, Things were On Fire

  • @SpacingOut_
    @SpacingOut_ 4 года назад +43

    “Why is there a room full of toilet paper?”
    Me: cause everyone is fighting over it....?

  • @patrycjamachura9910
    @patrycjamachura9910 7 лет назад +722

    Zane- fabio
    Garroth- Fernando
    Aaron- Fabian
    Aphmau- Franceshka,Fraf,Frappachina

  • @finns.sweetener1979
    @finns.sweetener1979 7 лет назад +150

    The noises Jason was making made my day I am dieing of laughter right now lmao 😂😄 and when Jess said "I didn't call you fat I called you THICC" I'm dead 😂😆

    • @snookydoo5936
      @snookydoo5936 7 лет назад +1

      Rozelan Gamez "I meant to say honey, not yummy" Aphmau lol

    • @forwhydoesthis
      @forwhydoesthis 7 лет назад

      Ikr I didn't call u fat I called you THICC

  • @julilopez4749
    @julilopez4749 7 лет назад +92

    Garroth acts like the younger sibling and Zane acts like the older one
    Also I haven’t seen Aaron with wolf ears in so long❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @breannamercury5501
      @breannamercury5501 7 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @PP-ry7ds
      @PP-ry7ds 7 лет назад

      Juli mine IKR

    • @teresavalencia1633
      @teresavalencia1633 7 лет назад +2

      Juli mine yeah but Aphmau is also a werewolf where are her ears and tail?

    • @regular_noe
      @regular_noe 7 лет назад

      Teresa Valencia oh yeah that's right wait does that mean garroth is a werewolf to

    • @alexatiwari8085
      @alexatiwari8085 7 лет назад

      TRU GARROTH DOES ACT YOUNGER

  • @Idk-.anymore
    @Idk-.anymore 7 месяцев назад +247

    Anyone here 2024?

  • @too_broke_for_toast4124
    @too_broke_for_toast4124 7 лет назад +288

    Aaron: We NEED a turkey to eat!
    Zane: and I see one right in front of me *points gun at him*
    Aaron: aaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @mirsuka
      @mirsuka 5 лет назад +1

      I love your video

    • @gabigoldberg8799
      @gabigoldberg8799 5 лет назад +3

      Lol😂😂😂I love that part😂

    • @luvluvluv-s1h
      @luvluvluv-s1h 5 лет назад +1

      hahaha yassssssss I love that part 🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1975rosemarie
      @1975rosemarie 4 года назад

      Ahahh Yes

    • @lb3554
      @lb3554 4 года назад +2

      SAME that part was making me laugh sooooo hard

  • @raahhchi
    @raahhchi 7 лет назад +174

    *Zane* : This wouldn't have happened if u had brought my ORANGE JUICE
    *Garroth* : Well... Mah boi 👋
    *me* : since when has Garroth said "Mah boi" XD 😂 😂

    • @ExoticOneLuv
      @ExoticOneLuv 7 лет назад +3

      Melissa_That_Gamer Anaya Molina I love it

    • @tytydd92
      @tytydd92 7 лет назад +1

      Rain Bow Hello and maybe you want me to ask Jeff if she should have a TV show

    • @acer_yahircruz4007
      @acer_yahircruz4007 6 лет назад +1

      Who’s Jeff I only now jess

    • @p0337
      @p0337 6 лет назад +2

      Ledo/yahir Fullbster Jeffery maybe? 😂

    • @ConnorButLost
      @ConnorButLost 6 лет назад +1

      Melissa_That_Gamer Anaya Molina lol

  • @lolasofia3887
    @lolasofia3887 7 лет назад +39

    When Jason screamed in this video I died of laughter

  • @nickiplier5699
    @nickiplier5699 3 года назад +19

    2:48
    Gar:GIVE ME THAT TURKEY!!!😈😈😈
    Aphmau:AHHHHHH
    Me: *dies laughing* 😂😂

  • @imdaria5198
    @imdaria5198 7 лет назад +395

    The turkey models are amazing XD

    • @Sapphireh-tg6pk
      @Sapphireh-tg6pk 7 лет назад

      APHMAU!!!! I love you 💜💜

    • @imdaria5198
      @imdaria5198 7 лет назад +4

      Aphmau , I warned you several times. But what's enough its enough. Enjoy having this account while you can.

    • @imdaria5198
      @imdaria5198 7 лет назад +5

      Sapphire h2039 , its not Jessica honey. Its just someone that uses her name. Its a fake.

    • @Sapphireh-tg6pk
      @Sapphireh-tg6pk 7 лет назад

      I'm Daria oh I didn't know

    • @imdaria5198
      @imdaria5198 7 лет назад

      Sapphire h2039 , may I ask something from you? When you see those kind of accounts, please report them for unwanted commercial and worn the other people that, that is not Aphmau.

  • @Muffin12233
    @Muffin12233 5 лет назад +218

    Zane: i see a turkey right in front of me
    Aaron:*sreams and runs away*
    Me:*dies of luaghter

    • @denissehuerta7545
      @denissehuerta7545 4 года назад +3

      ITMEAB 123 same lol!!!!

    • @IndrioPurnomo
      @IndrioPurnomo 4 года назад +2

      Annab_wolfy. 278-1 year ago

    • @IndrioPurnomo
      @IndrioPurnomo 4 года назад +1

      Annab-wilfy 278*1. year. ago

    • @Sceneaho1icc
      @Sceneaho1icc 4 года назад +2

      I fell out of my bed and landed on top of my dog when he screamed XD

    • @Muffin12233
      @Muffin12233 4 года назад +1

      Oh no😂

  • @funtimefreddy8080
    @funtimefreddy8080 6 лет назад +368

    aphmau’’ good turkey good turkey...
    Aaron *kills aphmau *
    Aphmau’’WHY FABIAN?!?!?!”
    Edit: OMG TYSM FOR 306 LIKES ♡〜♡
    Edit 2:My god I thought this was fake lol thank u so much :~)

  • @medusagorgon3444
    @medusagorgon3444 4 года назад +15

    11:27
    Garoth: He’s Sitting In The Spuds!

  • @heatherspringwave2562
    @heatherspringwave2562 7 лет назад +47

    You know the drill!
    1) Yourself
    2) Yourself
    3) Yourself
    4) Yourself
    5) Yourself
    6) Yourself
    7) Yourself
    8) Yourself
    9) Yourself
    0) Yourself
    Why would you wan’t to be someone else? Be Yourself!

  • @heatherkalpakoff7450
    @heatherkalpakoff7450 5 лет назад +178

    Zane: HOW MANY TIMES HAS GAROTH BEEN THE MURDER! Me: Like 50 times

  • @ally5618
    @ally5618 5 лет назад +55

    Aph: I don’t trust you.
    *Shoots Garroth*
    Game: Innocents win!
    Me: :0

  • @kenavaughn5212
    @kenavaughn5212 4 года назад +18

    2:40 quick get him before she give a name (gives name) quick before she schedules an appointment.

  • @Dvmor_
    @Dvmor_ 6 лет назад +215

    If they had neighbors that just moved in and saw everyone running away from a turkey with a knife they would go as far as they could from them lol lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦃🍴👪🛫🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🛩🇬🇹🛬

    • @emmaa.8866
      @emmaa.8866 6 лет назад +10

      Nany Morales that’s a lot of emojis...

    • @8ee8oi22
      @8ee8oi22 5 лет назад +10

      I like this
      Mom:Ahh our new home!
      Daughter:mommy....there are crazy people trying to kill each other
      Father:let’s leave...

    • @Cryptic_tears
      @Cryptic_tears 5 лет назад +7

      I have a mental picture now

    • @maizetadpole1258
      @maizetadpole1258 4 года назад +1

      Invisible Weeb or a gun

    • @levilee3191
      @levilee3191 4 года назад +1

      I love you

  • @kylanicole4234
    @kylanicole4234 7 лет назад +484

    Is it me or is it cute when arron trys to flirt

    • @loraleedaisygirl9408
      @loraleedaisygirl9408 7 лет назад +17

      rainbow cakes cupcake ikr

    • @josie9425
      @josie9425 6 лет назад +21

      When did he try to flirt in this vid?

    • @andrewperry4461
      @andrewperry4461 6 лет назад +13

      It is so cute/adorable and his wolf ears and tail escalates it 10x more

    • @reyna7500
      @reyna7500 6 лет назад +6

      Ikr

    • @lexishum4943
      @lexishum4943 3 года назад +11

      His name is Aaron not Arron

  • @kaylahdavisofficial
    @kaylahdavisofficial 7 лет назад +49

    Zane: WHERE. IS. THE. ORANGE. JUICE?!
    Garroth: Why?
    Me and Zane: -_-

  • @charmainegillespie-west1281
    @charmainegillespie-west1281 3 года назад +14

    11:52 look (inhales). . .my boi. . .its orange juice. . .cannot expect me not to take it.

    • @aventurascomjonaseignacio1347
      @aventurascomjonaseignacio1347 4 месяца назад +1

      No. But when i'm making cranberry sauce that requires orange juice, yes, I can fully expect you. Not. To. Take! It!

  • @carveee
    @carveee 7 лет назад +215

    Does anyone else get all happy inside when Jason calls Jessica babe?

  • @amirahorsley9987
    @amirahorsley9987 7 лет назад +167

    I loved it when aphmau said "I'm a turkey with a shot gun"

    • @thenameslight
      @thenameslight 6 лет назад +5

      sounds like " angle with a shot gun " the song

    • @aprilmae7940
      @aprilmae7940 6 лет назад +1

      I’m a turkey with a shotgun
      Fighting till the war’s won
      I don’t care if the table won’t take me back!

    • @galaxygal4727
      @galaxygal4727 6 лет назад +2

      Aphmau: we don't need a turkey!
      Me: Yeah we need a turkducken!
      Zane:Yeah... wait what no!

    • @carolinec6326
      @carolinec6326 3 года назад

      I agree

    • @ClumpOfM0ss
      @ClumpOfM0ss 3 года назад

      Time stamp: around 16:00

  • @Studio-wj7yj
    @Studio-wj7yj 7 лет назад +442

    I freaked out when I saw Aaron with his ears and tail. It’s been way too long 😂

  • @itscooki334
    @itscooki334 4 года назад +11

    “Why do we have a room with only toilet paper in it?”
    If only you knew Aaron... if only...

  • @Hannah-mi7qb
    @Hannah-mi7qb 7 лет назад +1003

    *sees Zane turkey*
    Me: Don't eat that turkey, there is WAY so much salt on that!

    • @noahaskew8957
      @noahaskew8957 7 лет назад +18

      Hannah McCreary I give you so much credit 😃

    • @ghost812
      @ghost812 7 лет назад +14

      Hannah McCreary ikr he is SOOOOO salty!

    • @aarmaulogangster7792
      @aarmaulogangster7792 7 лет назад +13

      Hannah McCreary OMG IM CHOKING XDDDDDDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mled606
      @mled606 7 лет назад +11

      Hannah McCreary LMAO

    • @coffeemachine6691
      @coffeemachine6691 7 лет назад +10

      Lmao

  • @shadowwolf3158
    @shadowwolf3158 7 лет назад +192

    You: I'm a turkey with a shotgun
    Me: I'm a turkey with a shotgun fighting till the war's done I don't care if the turkey's won't take me back!!!

    • @1millionwaters154
      @1millionwaters154 7 лет назад +2

      OMI YES XDDD

    • @The82ally
      @The82ally 7 лет назад +6

      I don't care if turkey won't take me back
      I'll throw away my food, babe, just to keep your turkey safe

    • @maitecano2066
      @maitecano2066 7 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @ExoticOneLuv
      @ExoticOneLuv 7 лет назад +3

      You made my day with that

    • @ExoticOneLuv
      @ExoticOneLuv 7 лет назад +3

      Alistair Murray I love the way you are thinking

  • @_pyro_phobia_2396
    @_pyro_phobia_2396 7 лет назад +243

    Aphmau screams a lot. Aaron shouts a lot. :)

  • @dominikdickey1876
    @dominikdickey1876 2 года назад +7

    9:31 I know it's just a game, but that's gotta be terrifying, when a normally inconspicuous animal like a turkey starts running at you with a knife...🦃🔪😱

    • @dominikdickey1876
      @dominikdickey1876 2 года назад +1

      Also, who else started thinking of that one episode of Spongebob when Aaron started saying "Get in the tub...get in the tub ."🛁

  • @garrothromeave7822
    @garrothromeave7822 7 лет назад +396

    *Sees Zane as turkey*
    Me: Isn't Zane supposed to be a chicken because he's a chicken nugget?

    • @sqxchii5307
      @sqxchii5307 7 лет назад +12

      YAS. ZUZU IS A LIL CUBBY CHICKEN NUGGET.

    • @sqxchii5307
      @sqxchii5307 7 лет назад +4

      Nami _ yes. Just 100% yes. Zane is the cutest lil nuggett

    • @karenyeagure6948
      @karenyeagure6948 7 лет назад +5

      Yes my zuzu is a chicken nugget

    • @hopeforlove2570
      @hopeforlove2570 7 лет назад +4

      Fearless- Angel yup..

    • @briannafrost1134
      @briannafrost1134 7 лет назад +3

      Fearless- Angel I'm over here sayin I wouldn't want to eat Zane because he would be salty also a bit sweet cause him an KC kiss sometimes

  • @Angel-eu6lx
    @Angel-eu6lx 7 лет назад +88

    I love how in England and Scotland we are decorating for Christmas but in America they have thanksgiving

    • @markalvindelacruz2485
      @markalvindelacruz2485 7 лет назад

      Love this video can you do more vlogs plllss

    • @flofaulkner8180
      @flofaulkner8180 7 лет назад +1

      Angel Yup

    • @chiaram4810
      @chiaram4810 7 лет назад +1

      Angel and in canada we are doing nothing😂

    • @epicbigpigw7446
      @epicbigpigw7446 7 лет назад

      Angel lol 😂

    • @angelabaines687
      @angelabaines687 7 лет назад

      not trying to be rude buuuuut, really, I’m offended, Australia is a country, Australia doesn’t do “thanksgiving”. “Let’s just forget about Australia!” Ok! *sighs* Australia is the lucky country, Australia invented Wi-Fi, Australia isn’t supposed to be forgotten..... Again not trying to me mean or rude, I just overreact to some random stuff. If you are triggered I WILL delete this :T

  • @amirahorsley9987
    @amirahorsley9987 7 лет назад +89

    When aaron told aphmau to pick with Turkey to kill, she picked garroth instead of zane but aphmau changed her mind and zane killed her 😅

  • @MOAtxtfan
    @MOAtxtfan 4 года назад +4

    The legs moving so fast on the turkey had me dying XD

  • @mikitheenfnty
    @mikitheenfnty 6 лет назад +166

    Zane:You have orange juice in your room
    Me: yeah who doesn't
    Zane: Youre always thirsty
    Me: For Zane chan
    Zane: Ugggggggghh

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 6 лет назад +6

      Yoongi'sPsychoBae205 _ are you fantasizing about having a conversation with a minecraft roleplay character?

    • @Cryptic_tears
      @Cryptic_tears 5 лет назад

      Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😏😏😏
      *thinks* *I'm so proud of myself*

    • @khansab2208
      @khansab2208 5 лет назад

      I dont have orange juice in my room

  • @riley8605
    @riley8605 7 лет назад +39

    Jess: WOAH,...hey now!
    Andy: YOU'RE A ROCK STAR-AHHH!
    Me: Get ur game on, go play!

  • @lonelyforestfae
    @lonelyforestfae 7 лет назад +703

    Yes. They are all birbs. Not birds. Birbs. Always birbs. Only birbs.

  • @musette_everest
    @musette_everest 2 месяца назад +1

    I never knew I needed Turkey Zane til now-

  • @romanznumeral
    @romanznumeral 5 лет назад +172

    “Look Aaron we already have a turkey”
    “That’s not a turkey-“
    *thats your fate*

    • @emmaariyo4657
      @emmaariyo4657 4 года назад

      @Caden Mottin it ok it will happen one day (‘-‘)

  • @ST-uu7pl
    @ST-uu7pl 7 лет назад +338

    Zane : how manny times has Goethe been the murder
    Me : long enough to go to jail 😂

  • @kittenclaycosplay6846
    @kittenclaycosplay6846 7 лет назад +26

    Aaron:All right babe witch one?
    Aphmau:Umm..Fabio?
    Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FABIO!?!?!?!

  • @mariahtate6385
    @mariahtate6385 2 года назад +6

    Does anyone wonder how much fun Kestin had making those turkey noises? Just me? Okay.

  • @zoebigmac01
    @zoebigmac01 5 лет назад +34

    Aph: hey now!
    me:your a rockstar
    Zane: get your game on
    Me: go play!

  • @DionVT
    @DionVT 7 лет назад +205

    Deck the halls with lots of turkeys
    goble goble globe globe globe globe globe

    • @DionVT
      @DionVT 7 лет назад +1

      Galaxygamer2005 nope da turkeys that I have goble with one b unique turkeys

    • @lifewithlillian4185
      @lifewithlillian4185 7 лет назад

      Hellen16 basia12 globe globe?? HAHA! YAS!

    • @aphmauthecute1782
      @aphmauthecute1782 7 лет назад

      Hellen16 basia12 TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY THANKS GIVIN THANKS GIVEN WHEN U CUTE A TURKEY... BOCK BOCK

    • @ok-lx2bj
      @ok-lx2bj 7 лет назад +1

      Globe?

    • @lemocha7108
      @lemocha7108 7 лет назад +1

      Gobble*

  • @thestrangerowo7952
    @thestrangerowo7952 7 лет назад +64

    The new Jason,
    THE GAR GAR!

  • @QqQ3Three3
    @QqQ3Three3 2 года назад +4

    12:40 - Fun hijinks aside, this was really smart of Zane (Kestin) to pull off. ^-^

  • @ally5618
    @ally5618 5 лет назад +42

    For some reason I love it when Aaron calls Aph “Babe”

    • @djrainbowgirl1228
      @djrainbowgirl1228 2 года назад +2

      Yeah I love it too makes me wanna scream like fangirl because of my case of the "Fangirl dying from fangirlism"...🤣

  • @danteoviare3553
    @danteoviare3553 7 лет назад +17

    I love how Garroth has derp eyes as a turkey

  • @xxanniegachaxx6634
    @xxanniegachaxx6634 6 лет назад +77

    Aph:awww now we have too!
    Aaron:*sigh*ill buy the birb seed🙄
    Im dead!:)😹😹😹
    Also Garroth why do you have orange potion? Wait *gasp* that’s how he turned into a turkey in university in the bloopers!??

  • @h3llokittyl0verr
    @h3llokittyl0verr 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm just imagining keston making those gobble sounds 😭😭

  • @dark_multi_stan887
    @dark_multi_stan887 7 лет назад +17

    Ahhhhhhhhhh....... Aaron looks sooooooooo cute with werewolf ears X3 X3 X3 I miss them soooooo much!!!!!!
    Edit: No more excuses for being late because of school... Yay!!!

    • @camerabs4524
      @camerabs4524 7 лет назад +2

      Mincraft Gamer Girl yeah my school just let out for thanksgiving break 😁😁

    • @christina9647
      @christina9647 7 лет назад +2

      Mincraft Gamer Girl lucky and yea I miss them twoooo

    • @robincox2465
      @robincox2465 7 лет назад +1

      YASS THANKSGIVIG BREAKKKK I'm late because I was listening to Hamilton XD

  • @nancyflynn7470
    @nancyflynn7470 6 лет назад +166

    Aphmau: I don't trust you! *Shoots Garroth*
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂YASSS

  • @timmills7146
    @timmills7146 5 лет назад +55

    Aphmau as a turkey says: "Turkey With A Shotgun"
    Me: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!
    Angel with a shotgun

  • @anniemypuppy8209
    @anniemypuppy8209 4 года назад +5

    Aaron and aph were already preparing for quarantine with that room full of toilet paper lol 😂

  • @helloagain2982
    @helloagain2982 7 лет назад +192

    Zane is a salty turkey

  • @cypress6926
    @cypress6926 6 лет назад +55

    I *NEVER* eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

    • @arising.sights
      @arising.sights 4 года назад

      In my country, we don't have Thanksgiving

  • @Hajrukta
    @Hajrukta 7 лет назад +71

    Zane”how many times has garroth been the murder” me”100,000,000 times XD”

  • @alyssatsang616
    @alyssatsang616 7 лет назад +60

    Aaron: we need we need to have a turkey to eat.
    Zane:I saw one here
    * take outs gun*
    Aaron: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Me:😂😂😂😂

    • @pamwhyman
      @pamwhyman 6 лет назад

      Kãrlēe Kün i loved that part!! 😂😂😂

  • @j.alexyz9218
    @j.alexyz9218 7 лет назад +51

    "You should've followed your instincts, it's ALWAYS the Gar Gar" -Garroth 2017

  • @Queenofcringe
    @Queenofcringe 5 лет назад +18

    Garroth "it's just orange juice"
    Milk add comes on 😂

    • @oxioxx8921
      @oxioxx8921 4 года назад +3

      *WHITE MILK AND BACON*

  • @gabigoldberg8799
    @gabigoldberg8799 5 лет назад +9

    6:59 lol poor Aaron is so scared😂😂😂

  • @theirnameiskiwi2515
    @theirnameiskiwi2515 6 лет назад +38

    Aaron has his werewolfs ears and tail without his starlight outfits
    But aphmau still doesn't have ears :(

  • @kimberlytaylor595
    @kimberlytaylor595 6 лет назад +30

    Aaron: **sees Garroth** “uh I don’t know if I want to eat that one”
    Me: **sees le turkey eyes and dies**

  • @pandagamez4019
    @pandagamez4019 7 лет назад +76

    Gar gar is always IT 😉
    Ok I’ll go home (Shane reference)

  • @avitativa
    @avitativa 4 года назад +9

    at 16:05 "imma turkey with a gun!" me thinking: "its a baby with a gun!"

  • @stephaniestrong8960
    @stephaniestrong8960 7 лет назад +14

    There are too many hilarious things in this video...I can't point out just one... Burbs, Aaron's intense screaming, "he's a turkey on the edge," the epic turkey models with their little legs, "he's sitting in the spuds," pyromaniac Aaron, "it's always the Gar-Gar"...good stuff
    "Says the one who's dead!
    ...
    I'm alive and smart."

  • @toriabaca9206
    @toriabaca9206 5 лет назад +60

    Aph: frenchesta
    Aaron: that’s a bit of a long name I don’t like that-
    Aph: fraph!
    Zane:Felica-

    • @mikewarden5777
      @mikewarden5777 4 года назад

      🦴🍖🍗🥩🥓🦴🍖🍗🥩🍖🍗🥩🍖🍗🥩🍗🍖🍗🥩🍗🍖🍗🍖🍗🥩🍗🍖🥩🍗🍖🥩🍗🥩🍗🥩 🍖🥩🍗💰☄️💥🔥🦖

    • @dominikdickey1876
      @dominikdickey1876 2 года назад

      No, cause when I leave you're gonna say "bye"...

  • @hal7347
    @hal7347 7 лет назад +32

    Christmas: EVERYONE CHRISTMAS IS COMING HELLOOOO I’M RIGHT HEREEEE HELLOOOO
    Thanksgiving: Hey... I’m a thing to... if you don’t encourage me you get no mashed potatoes...
    Everyone on my street wants some mashed potatoes

  • @Kobi-
    @Kobi- 4 года назад +10

    At 3:28
    Aaron:I’ll buy the burbs seed
    Me: did he say bird seed or my subtitles are correct

  • @sodapopp4078
    @sodapopp4078 6 лет назад +13

    I literally jumped when Zane said "WHATEVER GOD....."
    XD