King George don't want this smoke

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  • @mishas_guns
    @mishas_guns  Год назад +26476

    "Those who expect to reap the blessings of Misha's Guns must undergo the fatigue of supporting it." - Thomas Paine
    Misha's Guns Merch now Available!
    youtube.com/@mishas_guns/store

    • @deli_fresh04
      @deli_fresh04 Год назад +200

      That’s top tier humor as far as I’m concerned 😂

    • @чтопроисходит-ж1с
      @чтопроисходит-ж1с Год назад +50

      👍👍👍👍👍🤠

    • @Baller_Roblox47
      @Baller_Roblox47 Год назад +50

      I love your videos keep making more videos and DONT GIVE UP!

    • @carlosenriquediazbertozzi4447
      @carlosenriquediazbertozzi4447 Год назад +19

      NO tiene control de tiro, el "dedazo" es inaceptable en un uniformado, la desviación es aberrante. Que hace además con esos anteojos del Siglo XXI !?...

    • @Skippymcdippy20
      @Skippymcdippy20 Год назад +14

      *edmund burke has entered the chat room*

  • @grimrova
    @grimrova Год назад +293661

    "Remember, switching to your sword is always faster than reloading."

    • @Combine.Soldier
      @Combine.Soldier Год назад +4526

      Откуда это? Where is this from?

    • @Momo_Kawashima
      @Momo_Kawashima Год назад +11431

      ​@@Combine.Soldier the bible

    • @onelivingsoul2962
      @onelivingsoul2962 Год назад +5766

      ​@@Combine.Soldier CoD😂

    • @falatchuja1745
      @falatchuja1745 Год назад +2885

      ​@@Momo_KawashimaAaaah, yes, the guide with everithing we need to know from the Highest DEVSeloper himself.

    • @henrygonzalez5986
      @henrygonzalez5986 Год назад +1092

      WW2 Dead Japanese Imperials laughing in the afterlife while hearing this from the human realm

  • @chomp6
    @chomp6 Год назад +33153

    Commander: reloading
    Soldier: the war is over ,sir

    • @fuadbasra3891
      @fuadbasra3891 Год назад +659

      It's too long reloading😂😂

    • @wvx
      @wvx Год назад +81

      👍😂

    • @abinjose8735
      @abinjose8735 Год назад +61

      😂😂my comment

    • @ji2um4p
      @ji2um4p Год назад

      Их быстрее завоюют чем они выиграют

    • @alifiqbal3132
      @alifiqbal3132 Год назад +21

      Hahahahah😂

  • @Antty-
    @Antty- 11 месяцев назад +7594

    -50 of fire rate
    +100 of elegance

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 11 месяцев назад +84

      Let's not forget that those old rounds the hit like trucks

    • @anthraxinyourmailbox9550
      @anthraxinyourmailbox9550 11 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@borttorbbq2556they dont have much penetrating power

    • @Thisguy2736
      @Thisguy2736 11 месяцев назад +24

      ​@anthraxinyourmailbox9550 you don't need that in the civil war

    • @NoobCommander808
      @NoobCommander808 11 месяцев назад +27

      +90 damage power
      -No pen power

    • @aarvokhyt
      @aarvokhyt 11 месяцев назад +3

      but mostly those type of weapon have op firing power...

  • @raifjochim4033
    @raifjochim4033 Месяц назад +420

    “You wanna fight bro”
    “Yea one sec”

  • @Maligale.
    @Maligale. Год назад +57876

    Now I get why some pirates would carry 6 pistols

    • @ebenezerwheezer2957
      @ebenezerwheezer2957 Год назад +5144

      Your exactly right.

    • @E_N_D_E_R
      @E_N_D_E_R Год назад +4854

      Assassins Creed: Black Flag makes more sense now
      Edit: this comment is getting alot of attention

    • @xvor_tex8577
      @xvor_tex8577 Год назад +2763

      Blackbeard now makes more sense

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ Год назад +506

      ​@@E_N_D_E_R true I love that game

    • @larryhull2752
      @larryhull2752 Год назад +1582

      Or Capn’ Jack Sparrow refusing to use his one shot 😂

  • @tethys17
    @tethys17 Год назад +12018

    Being a pirate was so much harder than being a cowboy.

    • @FazilRizwan
      @FazilRizwan Год назад +773

      That's why they used swords more 😅

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt Год назад +849

      "Imagine having to reload."
      - Pirate with 12 pistol holsters be like

    • @PrickGrimes
      @PrickGrimes Год назад +123

      Early cowboys had the same thing pretty much just as a revolver

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus Год назад +178

      @@PrickGrimes Not as much as you might think. Paper cartidges became pretty popular, and extremely common, earlier than people realize. And with the powder pre-measured, loading becomes significantly quicker.

    • @FazilRizwan
      @FazilRizwan Год назад +121

      @Lo "imagine having to carry multiple weapons to fire multiple shots 🤠"
      21st century military personnel with 2500 round machine gun:
      "I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon.
      She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.
      It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 S E C O N D S.
      *starts laughing like a maniac
      *notices an oily fingerprint on gun
      Oh my God, who touched Sasha?
      WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!
      Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe, maybe, but I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
      *starts shooting with malicious intent
      Haha cry some more....

  • @frank8361
    @frank8361 Год назад +56891

    Back when bring a sword to a gun fight was balanced

    • @hzt7469
      @hzt7469 Год назад +3036

      in WW1 swords and other melees were very very common still

    • @Growmetheus
      @Growmetheus Год назад +2114

      Should've stayed that way honestly

    • @The_True_Joseph_Joestar
      @The_True_Joseph_Joestar Год назад +587

      My work here is done I revealed the nerds

    • @noname-xo5mp
      @noname-xo5mp Год назад +1475

      ​@@Growmetheus idk man I'd rather be shot to death with 7.62 than maned and left to die

    • @CT-0001
      @CT-0001 Год назад +543

      Before they came out with the semi-automatic update

  • @B14ZE3Z9M
    @B14ZE3Z9M Месяц назад +73

    "Where did you even find, a functioning flintlock?" - Russian Badger

    • @yum---..892
      @yum---..892 Месяц назад

      😂

    • @SuperYiri-zc7vu
      @SuperYiri-zc7vu 20 дней назад

      DON'T EVER USE THE RUSSIAN BADGER'S TANK OR PLAINE IN WAR THUNDER

    • @Bezhld
      @Bezhld 12 дней назад

      @@SuperYiri-zc7vu bruh they literally the same vehicles but with a slightly different name

    • @SuperYiri-zc7vu
      @SuperYiri-zc7vu 11 дней назад

      ​@@Bezhld I know but the originals sucks

  • @user-pd5vo7yy2w
    @user-pd5vo7yy2w 11 месяцев назад +13116

    “What caliber is that?”
    B A L L

    • @alan_isvz
      @alan_isvz 10 месяцев назад +350

      Cute metal B A L L

    • @zer0skillz725
      @zer0skillz725 10 месяцев назад +90

      We call the good ol pointed bullets that ain't jacketed ball rounds buts fr a ball round

    • @FelixLatimer
      @FelixLatimer 10 месяцев назад +24

      BAL man

    • @Clipper0277
      @Clipper0277 10 месяцев назад +29

      What caliber as that 🕳️

    • @thatguybob3411
      @thatguybob3411 10 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂

  • @leifewald5117
    @leifewald5117 Год назад +2056

    What makes a good soldier is the ability to fire three rounds a minute in any weather sir.

    • @zachsmith1676
      @zachsmith1676 Год назад +67

      "3?! *scoff* The South Essex can manage 2 on a good day!"
      (hopefully i got the quote right, been a while since i watched the movie-episode)

    • @ixdopey85xi84
      @ixdopey85xi84 Год назад +5

      Bruh who is he trying to have smoke with George Washington

    • @jamesdoe9531
      @jamesdoe9531 Год назад +1

      thats why they had more than one pistol pre-loaded.

    • @duckman1741
      @duckman1741 Год назад +7

      That’s just my style sir!

    • @bailey78
      @bailey78 Год назад +1

      An while being shot at.

  • @arunkumargautam3959
    @arunkumargautam3959 Год назад +4114

    This is why Captain Jack Sparrow waited his whole life for that shot ..
    Fine, 10 years

  • @amandevelours692
    @amandevelours692 2 месяца назад +141

    Man the barry lyndon souftrack fit sooooooo perfectly

  • @diegolopez702DL
    @diegolopez702DL Год назад +3706

    Imagine breaking into someone's house and suddenly you hear the compression, priming, tightening, and muzzle loading of a flint lock pistol

    • @trist-of-fury
      @trist-of-fury Год назад +84

      Reminds me of the Blunderbuss greentext

    • @JJZBULLITT109
      @JJZBULLITT109 Год назад +95

      I don't have to. Loaded weapon with sealed cartridges ready to fire and only the safety catch protects the intruding watermelon from getting Gallagher'd. But for sound effect, any weapon chambering a round and locking into battery isn't really what a watermelon wants to hear. BUT for cartoon's sake, imagine breaking into someone's house and staring down the business end of a 20 lb Parrot.

    • @indomieforlife
      @indomieforlife Год назад +10

      ​@@JJZBULLITT109why did i laugh so hard at this😂

    • @pauloaugusto6369
      @pauloaugusto6369 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂 hard dead

    • @LN37275
      @LN37275 Год назад +10

      ​@@JJZBULLITT109 I'm glad you're protecting yourself from the {{{Watermelons}}}

  • @navedansari4445
    @navedansari4445 Год назад +19067

    When the gun is too overpowered the developers just increase reload time

    • @nemesis021
      @nemesis021 Год назад +601

      Usually in games it’s added as a joke or a 1 shot glass cannon

    • @navedansari4445
      @navedansari4445 Год назад +287

      @@nemesis021 in games the one shot guns are mostly snipers or bonus guns u unlock after finishing the game

    • @JOPHtheSillygoober
      @JOPHtheSillygoober Год назад +101

      Or make it have high knock back on you

    • @navedansari4445
      @navedansari4445 Год назад +93

      @@JOPHtheSillygoober the most highest recoil gun I have seen in game is the B.A.R. from I forgot the name of the game, the gun was spine breaking on full auto 😂😂

    • @Josephhhhh2077
      @Josephhhhh2077 Год назад +57

      @@navedansari4445 you should see the shotgun named guts from cyberpunk

  • @vibewebyt2293
    @vibewebyt2293 11 месяцев назад +2748

    "Oh shit mate, i lost my stick"
    Famous Last Word

    • @austinwaxler1648
      @austinwaxler1648 11 месяцев назад +7

      It may be only certain kinds, but a few queen anne style pistols allowed you to unscrew the barrels and load the ammunition that way.

    • @user-ej3ju7xw6r
      @user-ej3ju7xw6r 11 месяцев назад +2

      Called a pushrod lol

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 11 месяцев назад

      Pencil-Penis Peter has got you covered. He can load any musket or pistol just as easy as any push rod can.

    • @X.Arybdis
      @X.Arybdis 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-ej3ju7xw6rnah stick is better

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 11 месяцев назад

      "Then pull one off the Fuggin' tree!"

  • @OklaZonie
    @OklaZonie 27 дней назад +14

    The Barry Lyndon/Handel theme was a nice touch.

  • @alexandernieto4820
    @alexandernieto4820 Год назад +3948

    It’s crazy how flint locks are essentially mini hand-held canons

    • @cereal-killer4455
      @cereal-killer4455 Год назад +241

      It took us 300 years to go from this to the 1911

    • @lorenzamccoy7512
      @lorenzamccoy7512 Год назад +200

      ​@@cereal-killer4455 and we still make the 1911 even though it's already over 100 years old!

    • @W4RD3NS_CREED
      @W4RD3NS_CREED Год назад +91

      even crazier to think a modern day gun cartridge is also a mini cannon to an extent.

    • @AstroGear2710
      @AstroGear2710 Год назад +21

      Took us 300 years until we could upgrade, and yet they're still in the factories!

    • @googenberg4447
      @googenberg4447 Год назад +60

      First guns were actually called hand cannons

  • @Jotass_
    @Jotass_ Год назад +2125

    Remember, getting a PhD is always faster than reloading your weapon…

    • @JoeArn1
      @JoeArn1 Год назад +14

      In my case, I’m closer to getting a PhD than ever f’n with black powder

    • @GnA_000
      @GnA_000 Год назад +4

      I'm writing up a research proposal rn. I hope you're right lol

    • @Miguel_YouTube
      @Miguel_YouTube Год назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @Xalphire
      @Xalphire Год назад

      I'm your 1000th like

    • @orca_cod90
      @orca_cod90 Год назад +3

      True you can always swing that piece of paper when under attack

  • @ITSJustAGame-ro5ut
    @ITSJustAGame-ro5ut Год назад +3226

    military uniforms back in those days be drippy af

    • @bobograndman
      @bobograndman Год назад +195

      Though unfortunately walking around with a dress coat and target literally stiched on your chest was not the most effective for warfare

    • @legofan4047
      @legofan4047 Год назад +162

      @@bobograndman üit was, the bright colors were needed, so the general could, in midst of a battle full of smoke, see where his troops were standing or breaking. And, I am sorry to inform you, this coat is some cheap polyester stuff. There isn‘t even a historical foundation for this kind of coat being worn by George Washington himself. The hat is great though.

    • @user-ev7yr7ny5t
      @user-ev7yr7ny5t Год назад +31

      ​@@bobograndmanat that time, it was not boyish to disguise and hide from bullets

    • @voja42
      @voja42 Год назад +103

      ​@@bobograndman Being able to distinguish friend from foe quickly in the smoke from guns being fired and having your commanders be able to distinguish their troop formations was far more important than hiding your troops. Guns back then also weren't accurate enough, that's why the battles were fought at close ranges in lines, and that's why hiding wasn't a thing and distinguishing sides was so important. As guns and communication get better, we see camouflage being developed, and by WW1 only the French use colourful uniforms among the major European powers.

    • @KorporalNoobs
      @KorporalNoobs Год назад +5

      And that is not even as hard as they can go. Hussars play on a whole different level.

  • @googmeller3370
    @googmeller3370 10 дней назад +2

    Barry Lyndon is one of the most underrated movies ever made

  • @biggles8500
    @biggles8500 Год назад +2555

    Aviators are 100% historically accurate.

  • @secutor7142
    @secutor7142 Год назад +3108

    Not only do you fire a gun, you automatically set a smoke screen

    • @GarretSamhain
      @GarretSamhain Год назад +60

      And that's why modern gunpowder is known as 'smokeless powder'

    • @ltpearman5652
      @ltpearman5652 Год назад +5

      true

    • @ltpearman5652
      @ltpearman5652 Год назад +4

      @@GarretSamhain true

    • @lunarloner8202
      @lunarloner8202 Год назад +8

      That's not a gun that's a hand cannon 🤣

    • @shaojiezhang8276
      @shaojiezhang8276 Год назад +13

      Fun fact, this was literally true and used to a tactical advantage. The Highland charge involved firing off an initial volley of musket fire, partly on the chance it would hit something, but also largely to create smoke to obscure the subsequent charge.

  • @seihai-kun6726
    @seihai-kun6726 Год назад +3433

    "Pull up." -Thomas Jefferson, The Declaration of Independence.

  • @littleminutespk
    @littleminutespk Месяц назад +20

    Imagine you have this gun in a zombie apocalypse
    THE RELOAD 😢

    • @ZanDerPanzerMann7567
      @ZanDerPanzerMann7567 Месяц назад +5

      Pov Guts and Blackpowder players:

    • @harmleyten4
      @harmleyten4 Месяц назад

      Better then nothing

    • @Mamafacker
      @Mamafacker Месяц назад +2

      ​@@ZanDerPanzerMann7567 sabers are faster but pistols are a good secondary weopen

    • @ZanDerPanzerMann7567
      @ZanDerPanzerMann7567 Месяц назад +2

      @@Mamafacker yes. I personally like the hand axe, because i like to go for headshots

    • @Mamafacker
      @Mamafacker Месяц назад +2

      @@ZanDerPanzerMann7567 personnaly tho i use the flute, best "weopen" in the game

  • @Jay_Vibes_Music
    @Jay_Vibes_Music 10 месяцев назад +1494

    The quiet kid in 1717 when someone calls him a hobbleswagger:

    • @EnCroissant427
      @EnCroissant427 10 месяцев назад +10

      Lmao😂

    • @charmsly9506
      @charmsly9506 10 месяцев назад +23

      You think it's a good bloody day to test my wits now innit?

    • @lwaymann2231
      @lwaymann2231 10 месяцев назад +21

      "you buffoon"
      "you gobsmacking gobblweswagging turkey"

    • @kasugaikaz2528
      @kasugaikaz2528 10 месяцев назад +2

      you're goddamm right👍👍👍

    • @ArunaUtd
      @ArunaUtd 10 месяцев назад +15

      "Ye should not come to school on the morrow"

  • @darmagaming2583
    @darmagaming2583 Год назад +1581

    "Ten years you carry that pistol, and now you waste your shot"
    ~Captain Barbossa

    • @shadydaemon4178
      @shadydaemon4178 Год назад +89

      “He didn’t waste it”
      ~Will Turner

    • @booi1993
      @booi1993 Год назад +47

      -Will turner drop coin

    • @everarmenta5835
      @everarmenta5835 Год назад +36

      "I feel...cold".

    • @turtlewolf5050
      @turtlewolf5050 Год назад +14

      Most satisfying reply section I've seen

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Год назад +20

      "Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for, cause you never know when they will do something... stupid."

  • @palguacate777
    @palguacate777 Год назад +2475

    smells like history

    • @svefnhnuturthorgeirsson
      @svefnhnuturthorgeirsson Год назад +21

      I love the smell of the days of yore in the morning

    • @badbad-cat
      @badbad-cat Год назад +20

      Yeah disgusting smell of colonial history indeed

    • @svefnhnuturthorgeirsson
      @svefnhnuturthorgeirsson Год назад

      @@badbad-cat Think of swashbuckling pirates instead. Fuck colonials

    • @Crispy_Crisp
      @Crispy_Crisp Год назад +16

      @@badbad-cat username checks out 😂

    • @ujiltromm7358
      @ujiltromm7358 Год назад +23

      @@badbad-cat Show me a man and I'll show you the crime. Show me a flag and I'll show you the bloodstains on it.

  • @matasbakas4031
    @matasbakas4031 Месяц назад +18

    This video literally made me want to play AC blackflag again.

    • @blvckb1rd
      @blvckb1rd Месяц назад +2

      assassin's creed 3 🇺🇸🦅

  • @dismiss3d323
    @dismiss3d323 9 месяцев назад +3217

    "In about 5 minutes you're going to regret making fun of my coat."

  • @tanker1151
    @tanker1151 Год назад +1514

    Commander: reloading
    Soldier: sir its 1941, we have a new war

    • @ibrahimocak6977
      @ibrahimocak6977 Год назад +2

      😊

    • @DiMiku06
      @DiMiku06 Год назад +9

      Since 1841 Exist Revolver Guns

    • @zanaisu
      @zanaisu Год назад +14

      most intelligent american

    • @akzard9828
      @akzard9828 Год назад +2

      You don't know or you just like the year?

    • @tripletv9074
      @tripletv9074 Год назад +1

      ​@@akzard9828 you know gor some countrys it started later then others right? For the netherlands it started in 1940

  • @claygaming-gh4zd
    @claygaming-gh4zd Год назад +2665

    The quiet kid in 1841 when you call him a scallywag

  • @princekyriesg7019
    @princekyriesg7019 Месяц назад +17

    "remember switching to your sabre is faster than reloading a flintlock"

  • @mattrase2911
    @mattrase2911 Год назад +3093

    Buddy really said “fucketh around and thou shall find out”

  • @spinalcord6308
    @spinalcord6308 Год назад +2004

    Myself and my fellow constituents when a dastardly rapscallion is stealing a quarter loaf of bread:

  • @QutalToddHoward
    @QutalToddHoward Год назад +1197

    them redcoats been real quiet since this dropped

    • @TheTwoFingeredBulldog
      @TheTwoFingeredBulldog Год назад +8

      Ypu joking right? There is still a british colony right next to your country 😂

    • @carsoncox3372
      @carsoncox3372 Год назад +27

      @@TheTwoFingeredBulldog you’re joking, right? Canada is not a British colony by any stretch of the imagination.

    • @TheTwoFingeredBulldog
      @TheTwoFingeredBulldog Год назад +9

      @@carsoncox3372 Who is the king of Canada? Everything about the Canadian political system is British.

    • @carsoncox3372
      @carsoncox3372 Год назад +21

      @@TheTwoFingeredBulldog it’s part of the British Commonwealth but is a sovereign nation. Same situation as Australia, India, South Africa and a slew of other countries. It doesn’t make them colonies.

    • @rajarshiguchhait5643
      @rajarshiguchhait5643 Год назад +18

      @@carsoncox3372 Don't worry bro. Brits are living in 1800s.

  • @daphnieperez8752
    @daphnieperez8752 Месяц назад +3

    GUTS AND BLACKPOWDER PLAYERS CAN LIKE THIS COMMENT!!

  • @tawagotoCage
    @tawagotoCage Год назад +1226

    i love the fact that pistols used to be miniature cannons

    • @thequietk1
      @thequietk1 Год назад +70

      Somone thought "why not make it handheld?"

    • @tawagotoCage
      @tawagotoCage Год назад +7

      @@DJack276 -☝️🤓

    • @tawagotoCage
      @tawagotoCage Год назад +3

      @@thequietk1 gun boy

    • @UNiTEDDKSilent21
      @UNiTEDDKSilent21 Год назад +21

      You might call it s "hand cannon" even

    • @varunsharma8371
      @varunsharma8371 Год назад +1

      A bullet is an artillery round. Just much smaller.

  • @SuspiciousSalmon-pk3sk
    @SuspiciousSalmon-pk3sk Год назад +743

    “I got a flintlock in my ‘rari”

  • @wolfscreek6106
    @wolfscreek6106 Год назад +2356

    Never trust a man that can accurately shoot a powder pistol in modern times😂😂😂

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc Год назад +50

      Yeah, because those flintlocks didn't have rifling. That step made the accuracy a whole lot better

    • @jonalb96
      @jonalb96 Год назад +52

      ​​​​​@@lumberlucplus, the soldiers had to close their eyes before the shot to avoid getting the smoke into their eyes. that's why they had to shoot at the same time, to increase the probability to hit more target, when they were able to see the white of their eyes. So probably wearing glasses would help to improve their accuracy

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc Год назад +11

      @@jonalb96 Goggles, but those were invented later

    • @Phil-si9cx
      @Phil-si9cx Год назад

      Why?

    • @phillynott1060
      @phillynott1060 Год назад

      Never trust a man that's wearing sunglasses with an 18th century military outfit.

  • @furious3905
    @furious3905 25 дней назад +1

    General- shoot !!!!
    Me- o sorry i just forgot the steps 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SpillyWilly_
    @SpillyWilly_ Год назад +1665

    Never thought i'd see a colonial age Soldier wearing sunglasses

    • @mark314158
      @mark314158 Год назад +42

      I wouldn't fire one of those without eye protection...

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 Год назад +11

      I bet he earned those after beating a Yautja in single combat.

    • @ilikemitchhedberg
      @ilikemitchhedberg Год назад +2

      his 'fit do be fyre doe

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 Год назад +9

      You'll be surprised to learn then that sunglasses were invented in 1752 (well more like attempts at fixing colour blindness and stereopsis.

    • @guidotorralbam6627
      @guidotorralbam6627 Год назад +4

      He's JohnTitor, ha ha

  • @ToeJuice
    @ToeJuice Год назад +4438

    "Empty thy pockets"

    • @DavidOfWhitehills
      @DavidOfWhitehills Год назад +223

      Or thy life

    • @GodOfGrass
      @GodOfGrass Год назад +273

      I shan't ask ye twice. Spill anything on thy person.

    • @davideskerlot2945
      @davideskerlot2945 Год назад +186

      “You deareth questioneth my gangstereth! HAVE AT THEE!”

    • @dimitrypetrenko3470
      @dimitrypetrenko3470 Год назад +76

      empty the compartments of your pockets

    • @Lance14470
      @Lance14470 Год назад +70

      Empty thy pockets or thy flesh will be consumed

  • @Sepia_Skittles
    @Sepia_Skittles 10 месяцев назад +1101

    I imagine the soldiers of both sides cursing at each other's while reloading the flintlocks

    • @rexmurdock7679
      @rexmurdock7679 10 месяцев назад +30

      I think that when that happened they attacked hand to hand with bayonets or other edged weapons.

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@rexmurdock7679i like your pfp

    • @Eternixer
      @Eternixer 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TylerTMGwhat

    • @user-zm6sc6sy3w
      @user-zm6sc6sy3w 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Eternixerwhat

    • @jmchez
      @jmchez 10 месяцев назад +7

      That's why they had three rows. No. 1 fired, No. 2 took its place while No. 1 bent down and reloaded, After No. 2 and No. 3 fired, No. 1 was ready to start they cycle again.

  • @Killswitch-kade-scott
    @Killswitch-kade-scott 9 дней назад +1

    Even George Washington didnt want that smoke

  • @ItadoriYuji241
    @ItadoriYuji241 10 месяцев назад +1888

    The quiet kid in the 1800's

    • @EnesYasir-of9xf
      @EnesYasir-of9xf 9 месяцев назад +35

      Sabah ilk dersten silahı doldurmaya başlar ama doldurunca okul bitmiştir 😂 . Bir dahakine adamım😅

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 9 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @jackiewilliams9565
      @jackiewilliams9565 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Realsanss
      @Realsanss 9 месяцев назад +2

      Me😅

    • @insert-name101
      @insert-name101 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@EnesYasir-of9xf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @UOUPv2
    @UOUPv2 Год назад +2511

    King Charles been real quiet since this dropped.

    • @NDCCMTX
      @NDCCMTX Год назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Daawsie239
      @Daawsie239 Год назад +11

      He hath been I humbly agree

    • @Roccogym
      @Roccogym Год назад

      He’s been quite for a while

    • @fsk2648
      @fsk2648 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @abdullayevfrid4238
      @abdullayevfrid4238 Год назад

      ✌🏻sonosmanlı zamanında fatih sultan süleyman türk sərkərdəsi gəmilərini türk sularınından kuru yolla tashıyarak hachlı istila'sının arkasından dövredərək onları kapana sıkdarmısh və sonosmalı,türk topraklarımızı gavur+düshmandan korumayı basharmıshızdır üstün zeka' və💪-imizin gücə🤝inshallah🤗!

  • @e-unit1579
    @e-unit1579 Год назад +864

    “Thou shalt exit my hood at once heathen”
    “I defy you broad headed milksop”

    • @e-unit1579
      @e-unit1579 Год назад +24

      @BradynLee All part of the *plan*

    • @somerandomguy5507
      @somerandomguy5507 Год назад +9

      ​@@e-unit1579 Dutch how many gah damned camp upgrades and money donations will it take until you open your eyes to Micah's silver tongue?!

    • @ITSSIRWAN86
      @ITSSIRWAN86 Год назад

      have a plan

  • @ParikshitPiyushkumar
    @ParikshitPiyushkumar 25 дней назад +1

    It give me remembrance of pirates of caribbean ☠️

  • @destrodevil6975
    @destrodevil6975 4 месяца назад +2706

    "One moment please, let me finish my reload gentleman."
    "Alright sir."

    • @alshahriar6230
      @alshahriar6230 3 месяца назад +46

      "Might I assist you with that, good sir. We don`t got all day"

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 3 месяца назад +7

      George washington wasnt afraid to not play fair

    • @Inventor1488
      @Inventor1488 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@TheAnnoyingBossfairness is for the losers😂. W founding fathers

    • @Niko-xz5lk
      @Niko-xz5lk 2 месяца назад

      Lol best comment

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 2 месяца назад +2

      not even kidding.. fighting like a gentlemen was expected and followed by most men.. so this isnt even that far off..

  • @SvintusThePirate
    @SvintusThePirate 8 месяцев назад +2378

    mfs in sea of thieves reload these things like they’re nerf guns 💀💀💀

    • @Dictatorturtle243
      @Dictatorturtle243 8 месяцев назад +16

      Lmao 😂

    • @Dictatorturtle243
      @Dictatorturtle243 8 месяцев назад +25

      I love sea of thieves

    • @zk-vd6uy
      @zk-vd6uy 8 месяцев назад +37

      Fr man godspeed reloading in sea of thieves is crazy

    • @KKG0919
      @KKG0919 8 месяцев назад +26

      Sea of Thieves wasn't meant to be realistic lol, but I see the point. Imagine of the eye of reach was realistic

    • @Xtlegh
      @Xtlegh 8 месяцев назад +39

      Honestly i aint wasting 2 minutes of reloading just to miss because the motherfucking skeleton decided to move randomly

  • @firestorm_718
    @firestorm_718 9 месяцев назад +1711

    "Hold on I just need to reload"
    The reload:

    • @MrZZsharka
      @MrZZsharka 9 месяцев назад +11

      This looks like slow motion lol They did this super fast in reality

    • @CharlesOnikosi-ql5sb
      @CharlesOnikosi-ql5sb 9 месяцев назад +4

      You can have a Cuppa while at it. Lol

    • @pal1d1nl1ght
      @pal1d1nl1ght 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@MrZZsharkayep, I can reload a full sized musket in about 9-12 seconds, which is considered above the average musketeer back then (15-20 seconds was considered good)
      Granted, I'm not being shot at.

    • @MrZZsharka
      @MrZZsharka 9 месяцев назад

      @@pal1d1nl1ght And if you used it all day every day you’d probably be around 5- 10 times faster.

  • @spencerandtalannapace2086
    @spencerandtalannapace2086 5 дней назад

    “Run thy pockets matey”
    “Have at thee’ scallywag”

  • @keegangailushas5752
    @keegangailushas5752 Год назад +2327

    Shit got real when he pulled out the screw driver.

  • @Mohannad115
    @Mohannad115 7 месяцев назад +3615

    Imagine missing and your enemy misses too 💀

    • @ro1-fles
      @ro1-fles 7 месяцев назад +200

      That's literally what happened

    • @kusneglekias
      @kusneglekias 7 месяцев назад +179

      «In melee, the winner is the one who is the first to realize that melee has begun»

    • @jirosaves_theworld
      @jirosaves_theworld 7 месяцев назад +65

      soon after that while reloading they talk each other

    • @ro1-fles
      @ro1-fles 7 месяцев назад +67

      @@jirosaves_theworld "Oi, you baguettes! Just give us a few seconds until you can stop chowing on onions!"

    • @jirosaves_theworld
      @jirosaves_theworld 7 месяцев назад +5

      lolololol @@ro1-fles

  • @Don-Scrima
    @Don-Scrima 2 месяца назад +1820

    “Did I hit anything?”
    “We don’t know, sir; you’ve blinded the whole battalion.”

  • @eventfulnonsense
    @eventfulnonsense Месяц назад +1

    Simple, crude, and primitive as it was, this thing made the suit of armour obsolete. Heralding a new age of warfare.

  • @striker-zq1040
    @striker-zq1040 Год назад +2112

    (For those who don't know) fun fact: the smoke made from those guns would make a huge cloud over the battlefield that the soldiers were practically blind as soon as the battle started. This is why their uniforms were bright colors as to see each other better. While that would make it easier for the opposition to shoot you, it also makes it so you don't shoot your friend.

    • @Kelvin.id.
      @Kelvin.id. Год назад +45

      Cool fact. Thanks.

    • @TheEntrepreneur420
      @TheEntrepreneur420 Год назад +6

      They did not try to purposefully make it easier for the enemies to see them 😂 what kind of logic is that?

    • @striker-zq1040
      @striker-zq1040 Год назад +52

      @@TheEntrepreneur420 the logic is that if you say "fun fact" before something, people are more likely to believe it. As for the fact, i am 100% sure about the smoke and about the uniforms, well i just heard that somewhere idk where lmao

    • @striker-zq1040
      @striker-zq1040 Год назад +10

      @Entrepreneur of all things stinky this was copied from google. "Brightly coloured uniforms helped create cohesion and recognition on smoke-shrouded battlefields. Badges, emblems, and sashes were added to help identify the allegiance of troops. There was little to distinguish these early uniforms from civilian dress except for colour."

    • @fizzco3373
      @fizzco3373 Год назад

      Not a fact and not fun. Fancy spreading misinformation? Yes smoke clouds were a very real thing but it had nothing to do with the colors of the outfits. The colors are simply those of the nation, which of course are distinct. They did not have them because of fucking smoke clouds, you were always seen by your friends and foes on the battlefield as you literally walked up against each other in firing lines to then proceed to charge with swords and bayonets.

  • @Ace_Games
    @Ace_Games Год назад +1742

    imagine you're walking down the street and some scallywag tries to mug you and you just pull out a flintlock on his buffoon self.

  • @booloo3616
    @booloo3616 10 месяцев назад +657

    imagine a duel and you both miss and akwardly reloading this for 4 minutes

    • @Rakettihamsteri
      @Rakettihamsteri 10 месяцев назад +41

      The agressive mumbling there would be on both sides XDDDD

    • @T51_POWER_ARMOR_Fallout
      @T51_POWER_ARMOR_Fallout 9 месяцев назад +10

      Swords

    • @adwayduttagupta9887
      @adwayduttagupta9887 9 месяцев назад +1

      And then they chatted had a beer and went back home. That's how two of them became the Brothers of Life.

    • @igoroktb3730
      @igoroktb3730 9 месяцев назад

      Второй пистолет 😅

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS Месяц назад +1

    😂😂 this video was so cinematic and dramatic. Loved it ❤❤❤❤

  • @user-fl1xk5fc5n
    @user-fl1xk5fc5n 6 месяцев назад +1624

    "When you get bullied in school"
    Mom: Just tell your teacher
    Grandfather:

    • @nanoman8
      @nanoman8 5 месяцев назад +22

      Teacher: *to bullied victim* gulity

    • @dangbro4832
      @dangbro4832 5 месяцев назад +19

      Just as the founding fathers intended...

    • @user-uk8gu8pd8s
      @user-uk8gu8pd8s 5 месяцев назад +2

      You mean great great grandfather or great grandfather

    • @mr.maniac7443
      @mr.maniac7443 5 месяцев назад +1

      Back in my day...

    • @newbieanimator1216
      @newbieanimator1216 5 месяцев назад +1

      You mean Great grandfather

  • @hagen4709
    @hagen4709 Год назад +2353

    Mans got a gun that could never be traced.

  • @Purpleskull2.0
    @Purpleskull2.0 9 месяцев назад +1014

    Scope: 20%
    Damage: 50%
    Armor piercing: 0%
    Reload: 15s
    Efficiency: 10%
    Recoil: 90%
    Ammo capacity: 1

    • @mradityadwivedi3552
      @mradityadwivedi3552 9 месяцев назад +90

      Smoke and light 100%

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. 9 месяцев назад +29

      Reloading 15 seconds 😂😂

    • @parkminjae8994
      @parkminjae8994 9 месяцев назад +15

      Actually damage would be pretty high in range since like muskets in that day they usually had caliber around 20mm, and for pistol, a bit smaller, but still large enough to effectively end one’s life

    • @personperson8199
      @personperson8199 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@parkminjae8994 the falloff would be crazy though, especially since they couldn't rifle the barrels because of the black powder

    • @judithdomdom-hq8hg
      @judithdomdom-hq8hg 9 месяцев назад

      185% flintlock pistol

  • @lightunderluna
    @lightunderluna Месяц назад

    Me: Why do you have so many pistols on you?
    Pirate: Don't ask

  • @kaiden3374
    @kaiden3374 Год назад +266

    "Damn I missed, gotta reload"
    *Pulls out entire workbench*

    • @Bountyhopper
      @Bountyhopper Год назад +4

      No a person carrying a pistol in to combat would make cartridges with the measured powder, and a ball wrapped in paper for wadding

    • @yyoouui
      @yyoouui Год назад +1

      @@Bountyhopper thats the whole joke man

    • @Bountyhopper
      @Bountyhopper Год назад +3

      @@yyoouui no it’s not, the joke is that every time he fires, you have pull out a work bench that’s has the balls, flask of powder and wadding, all separate and you have to do each, one at a time, but that joke doesn’t apply because that’s not what the actual loading process would be

    • @NotBadJefferBoat
      @NotBadJefferBoat Год назад +1

      ​@@Bountyhopperwhy do you just have to ruin it like that

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen Год назад

      ​@@yyoouui The joke isn't reality. In reality they come prepared.
      The joke makes as much sense as claiming a glock would need a reloading bench, empty brass casing, bullets, and smokeless gunpowder, assemble it all, put the cartridge in the glock chamber and every time you missed your shot, assemble another single 9mm cartridge.

  • @InsturmentalGenius
    @InsturmentalGenius 9 месяцев назад +2853

    “ah shit i missed”
    - George Washington

    • @Gegagagagisodiso
      @Gegagagagisodiso 8 месяцев назад +20

      Lmao💀

    • @NicksVideosOfficial
      @NicksVideosOfficial 8 месяцев назад

      Nah it goes like: " Oh my goodness, thou I have misses my target. I will now that the word that speaks for what comes out your asshole. Ok thou I will say it now, shit."

    • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
      @shuhratkessikbayev8886 8 месяцев назад +7

      Made it 776 likes. Only a 1000 more to go

    • @KorayBuke
      @KorayBuke 8 месяцев назад +11

      "why cant i hear anything?"
      "we are reloading."

    • @Dictatorturtle243
      @Dictatorturtle243 8 месяцев назад +5

      He wasn’t talking about George Washington
      He was talking about king George of uk and Ireland
      Silly

  • @m_tcustoms
    @m_tcustoms Год назад +2348

    “Shit… I missed. Just give me another 20 minutes to reload”

    • @mychasasaki5705
      @mychasasaki5705 Год назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @CakCiKuRamA
      @CakCiKuRamA Год назад +44

      "be quick bro,can't wait to dodge another one"

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Год назад +10

      Pulls out spare gun

    • @BeeWithSunglasses
      @BeeWithSunglasses Год назад +12

      Some people were so fucking skilled are reloading too. Not saying that it isn’t true but it was pretty much a sport back then.

    • @breadstuff1
      @breadstuff1 Год назад +11

      @@mychasasaki5705 ugm aktually a skilled marksman could reload his pistol in about twenty seconds

  • @SuperRip7
    @SuperRip7 6 дней назад

    I am sure the 18th century British soldiers did not have sunglasses.

  • @banana3709
    @banana3709 11 месяцев назад +885

    “Hold on I got to reload”
    Famous last words

    • @cskians628
      @cskians628 11 месяцев назад +3

      165 likes and no comment lemme fix that

    • @draco6661
      @draco6661 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@cskians62839mins ago

    • @pallabiphukon3260
      @pallabiphukon3260 11 месяцев назад

      535likes only one comment let me fix that

    • @StefanLuka-js4zl
      @StefanLuka-js4zl 11 месяцев назад +1

      Lemon

    • @BurritoMeat
      @BurritoMeat 11 месяцев назад

      803 likes and only 3 comments lemme fix that

  • @Alex_Cruyff910
    @Alex_Cruyff910 10 месяцев назад +2957

    Damage: ★★★☆☆
    Reload speed: ★☆☆☆☆
    Scope: ★★☆☆☆
    Effectiveness: ★☆☆☆☆

    • @sandmanthethird7886
      @sandmanthethird7886 10 месяцев назад +126

      That's why they modernized. No waste of time

    • @znsosgaming9734
      @znsosgaming9734 10 месяцев назад +35

      style

    • @kurtcobainsmicrophone237
      @kurtcobainsmicrophone237 10 месяцев назад +192

      Style: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @Maple_Klen
      @Maple_Klen 10 месяцев назад +23

      Внешность:⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆

    • @Is0keem
      @Is0keem 10 месяцев назад +8

      Reload speed done even deserve a star atp

  • @justtism
    @justtism Год назад +920

    Imagine you're up to some tomfoolery in the neighborhood and some rapscallion hits you with one of these

    • @jokingosprey666
      @jokingosprey666 Год назад +76

      The audacity, these mollycoddled rapscallions have indeed been dabbling in malarkey of late

    • @alsharif_3220
      @alsharif_3220 Год назад +27

      Ha ha Jolly good show

    • @AerialAnimates
      @AerialAnimates Год назад +21

      quite a conundrum we would be having... fortunately for me I always wear my plate-mail underneath my vignon silkon dress and have my saber and my trusty British Pattern 1769 Short Land musket at all times. after that I would treat myself to a small portion of 3 tankards of whiskey and have a jolly good time. #musketomfoolery #scoundreldoesntwantthissmoke #BritishPattern1769ShortLandmusket

    • @maisiesmydog5194
      @maisiesmydog5194 Год назад +13

      Too much tomfoolery for me

    • @Balls_on_Chin
      @Balls_on_Chin Год назад +7

      Those bullets would bounce off a 3 piece suit, that’s why duels were so common. Revolvers were a game changer back when, but at that point most of the east outlawed dueling, unless you were in the Wild West. Also I pulled all of this info out of my ass, thank you very much 😊

  • @Imran2k23
    @Imran2k23 25 дней назад

    Enemy: Are you ready to fight?
    Me: I am steel reloading.
    Enemy: You're finished.

  • @asandax6
    @asandax6 Год назад +1667

    Must've been nerve wracking when two people just missed each other and are now trying to reload faster than the other.

    • @nightman922
      @nightman922 Год назад +105

      nah, that's when the swords or bayonet comes out

    • @aidanmartinez-gn4qk
      @aidanmartinez-gn4qk Год назад +72

      "Hold on, let's start at the same time, so we don't have the disadvantage of one another, by the way your shoe laces are untied *proceeds to take a whole ass century to reload* "

    • @LockArthan1996
      @LockArthan1996 Год назад +36

      Very common at that time to carry more than one pistol given the stupidly high reload times

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy Год назад +5

      That would actually make a fucking awesome VR game.

    • @Ryza05
      @Ryza05 Год назад

      ​@@PinkManGuy Pavlov vr

  • @nigusomnegussie4976
    @nigusomnegussie4976 Год назад +1581

    jack sparrow has been real quiet since this dropped

  • @baligong3592
    @baligong3592 Год назад +753

    I see why Blackbeard came strapped with 6 pistols and a dagger

    • @wildspirewarrior211
      @wildspirewarrior211 Год назад +25

      Dude was so intimidating most people didn't want to fight him which was intentional. Man was walking around like the main character

    • @Sabs215
      @Sabs215 Год назад +16

      Even Blackbeard in One Piece carries 3 flintlocks when everyone running around with literal superpowers 😂

    • @gunnimikki
      @gunnimikki Год назад +17

      walks under the black flag with a scallywag swagger

    • @gregorymunoz8089
      @gregorymunoz8089 Год назад +6

      ​@@gunnimikkiaint no parrot on his shoulder and no rings in his ears

    • @waternick
      @waternick Год назад +2

      @@gunnimikki aint a parrot on his shoulder and no rings in his ear

  • @ShinyAnvil
    @ShinyAnvil 6 дней назад

    Most eclectic short video: spray painted steel target, sunglasses, replica gun, American black powder, historical garments, mass produced lumber table, mowed lawn.

  • @cr0wnin
    @cr0wnin 11 месяцев назад +2384

    “Miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbor’s dog.”

    • @keithonline20
      @keithonline20 10 месяцев назад +52

      As the founding fathers intended (I guess, idk, I'm Canadian 😂)

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 10 месяцев назад +46

      t a l l y h o e l a d s

    • @ujjawalyadavyaduvanshi369
      @ujjawalyadavyaduvanshi369 10 месяцев назад

      You are a dog😂

    • @Montenegrin_SecondMapping
      @Montenegrin_SecondMapping 10 месяцев назад +33

      "I had to resort to the canon mounted on top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot."

    • @Scarface_313
      @Scarface_313 10 месяцев назад +8

      I laughed out loud. Everyone at the office looked at me. The comment and thread. Hilarious.

  • @factualopinions5256
    @factualopinions5256 Год назад +872

    That’s honestly one of the nicest looking pistols I’ve ever seen lol

  • @crimsonlion2009
    @crimsonlion2009 11 месяцев назад +598

    Soldier : RELOADING
    Commander : THE WAR IS OVER

  • @dutchvanderlinde9304
    @dutchvanderlinde9304 17 дней назад

    Hudson: "Where?"
    Mason: "Tortuga."

  • @Blackstarline541
    @Blackstarline541 Год назад +1122

    Bro dressed up for everything but forgot he had rayban sunglasses

    • @f-man3274
      @f-man3274 Год назад +25

      he also lacks the wig or long hair as it was a custom in 18th century

    • @DStripeM
      @DStripeM Год назад +2

      Also In the shade 😂

    • @kaito0022
      @kaito0022 Год назад +8

      He's literally firing black powder at his face, I would use a welding mask instead

    • @chrisramo3895
      @chrisramo3895 Год назад +1

      He was from the past but teleported to the future. 😂😅

    • @g406460
      @g406460 Год назад +1

      帰宅後
      ビール飲むか…

  • @DankLeaf47
    @DankLeaf47 Год назад +1130

    The only proper way to deal with an intruding rapscallion.

    • @weezypeezy508
      @weezypeezy508 Год назад +22

      Just as the founding fathers intended 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl Год назад

      ruffian*

    • @nafereuskortex9055
      @nafereuskortex9055 Год назад

      affor the use of the black powder cannon, indeed.

    • @_Epidemic_
      @_Epidemic_ Год назад +1

      Lets hope that it doesn’t miss entirely because it’s smooth bore and nail the neighbors’ dog.

    • @MrCool144
      @MrCool144 Год назад

      Certainly

  • @Yash-Covers
    @Yash-Covers Год назад +952

    "Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
    The pistol :

    • @petermetoxen2959
      @petermetoxen2959 11 месяцев назад +4

      I'll be the first to acknowledge that this shit was Funny w that capital f😂

    • @weejonnoy4348
      @weejonnoy4348 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@petermetoxen2959🤓

    • @petermetoxen2959
      @petermetoxen2959 11 месяцев назад

      @@weejonnoy4348 💩

    • @themagician2008
      @themagician2008 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@weejonnoy4348🤡

    • @johnrode43
      @johnrode43 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@weejonnoy4348nerd

  • @MemoryLineMEDIA_AnalogHorror
    @MemoryLineMEDIA_AnalogHorror 14 дней назад

    "Oh hold on, I forgot to reload"
    1 hour later
    "Okay, i'm ready"

  • @gryffin64
    @gryffin64 Год назад +776

    “Oh fuck I missed, gimme like 20 minutes”

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 Год назад +29

      20 seconds, for a skilled soldier.

    • @AladdinJones-ul7lh
      @AladdinJones-ul7lh Год назад +23

      ​@@rayanderson5797 that's still a long ass time lol

    • @zenohawk1788
      @zenohawk1788 Год назад +7

      @@rayanderson5797 1 minute for a trained british red coat, I doubt anyone unit would be able to reload as fast as that, except of course if it were the Prussian Jägers (which are known for their fast reload speed and small stature)

    • @ieatmice751
      @ieatmice751 Год назад +5

      @@zenohawk1788 that’s incorrect on so many levels. It takes around 20 seconds for a fusilier with basic training to reload his piece not a minute. Also the Prussian jägers were not up to a very high standard in this time period and were often beaten by french light infantry one to one even though they had rifles and the french had smoothbore muskets

    • @ryandoeslife7227
      @ryandoeslife7227 Год назад +1

      That’s what the rapier is for 😅

  • @AZURE-ONI
    @AZURE-ONI Год назад +1251

    "Parry this you filthy animal"
    Gets shot with 1776 swag.

  • @YahiaAlshanqiti
    @YahiaAlshanqiti Год назад +1226

    back when "ONE SHOT, ONE KILL" had a meaning

    • @Paclaicidian3000
      @Paclaicidian3000 Год назад +2

      What.

    • @GraftnM
      @GraftnM Год назад +29

      @@Paclaicidian3000 he means that the guns used to only hold 1 bullet so they made the shot count with a kill

    • @justaguy1304
      @justaguy1304 Год назад +6

      Not even, half the time you’d get back up

    • @imposewun5911
      @imposewun5911 Год назад +1

      ​@@justaguy1304 # led poisoning XD

    • @MeljoyVivi
      @MeljoyVivi Год назад +2

      It's doesnt look like much damage

  • @LOLLUCKY_3
    @LOLLUCKY_3 5 дней назад

    ENEMY RUNNING TOWARDS ME ... MY friends honest reaction

  • @TheNemeton
    @TheNemeton Год назад +401

    Starbucks employees preparing for you to say "medium coffee"

  • @iixauros
    @iixauros 11 месяцев назад +1244

    "Ah damn it I missed"
    *famous last words*

    • @Looona_fan
      @Looona_fan 10 месяцев назад +6

      Imagine how difficult a cannon must have been.

    • @Plastic4902
      @Plastic4902 10 месяцев назад +4

      "I fired, and I missed."

    • @glcart-cs5sc
      @glcart-cs5sc 10 месяцев назад +1

      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @glcart-cs5sc
      @glcart-cs5sc 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Looona_fan🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @glcart-cs5sc
      @glcart-cs5sc 10 месяцев назад

      @@Plastic4902🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Kakarotlol
    @Kakarotlol 9 месяцев назад +1558

    *Yo you wanna have a shootout?*
    “Yea just lemme load my flintlock”

    • @williamjenks6866
      @williamjenks6866 9 месяцев назад +19

      "Hold on i gotta manually load this shit up"

    • @mumenrider1908
      @mumenrider1908 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@williamjenks6866"let me clean out the barrel of my gun then like you would do a chimney, anybody got a brush"

    • @ExvintyIsCool
      @ExvintyIsCool 8 месяцев назад +1

      “Bro i’m reloading as fast as i can”

    • @IvyKuong-xe6cw
      @IvyKuong-xe6cw 8 месяцев назад +2

      bro my gun has issues reloading need a bit of extra time

  • @CássioNews
    @CássioNews 21 день назад

    You wouldn't die from the ammunition, but from the burn. 😂

  • @downtownnikka
    @downtownnikka Год назад +701

    imagine being in a war and the FIRST mf to ever wear sunglass walks up and smokes you

  • @Arijit_Das_
    @Arijit_Das_ Год назад +827

    These old flintlock pistols might've been tedious to reload, but sure as hell feels awesome to hold, aim, and fire.

    • @andrew1898
      @andrew1898 Год назад +11

      As long as it's not an original. That would probably blow up in your face 😂😂

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Год назад +11

      I love this olden time tech. It's so simple and relatively easy to understand. Unwieldy perhaps and doesn't perform as near as good as modern firearms - but that's style.
      Also - imagine some burglars entering your home - and instead of some lame Glock loading sound you hear some form of
      "A'aight Chaps - FIX BAYONETS! CHARGE!"

    • @ciclon5682
      @ciclon5682 Год назад +1

      @@robertnett9793 that is when the intruder takes out their 1800,s rifle

    • @kruz2727ify
      @kruz2727ify Год назад +3

      True. Owned and shot a replica myself. Was herd to find an indoor range that accepted them due to smoke. Very relaxing to load and fire. The extra work made each ball more valued down range.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Год назад +3

      @@ciclon5682 It's a fair fight then. But then again... imagine the chaps defending my home don't speak English.. but Swedish... :D
      gå-på

  • @JSTthegoober
    @JSTthegoober 2 дня назад

    “Hey yall it’s really windy want to postpone this battle?”

  • @ThatOneOf3StrongholdPlayers
    @ThatOneOf3StrongholdPlayers 10 месяцев назад +390

    Imagine you go to rob someone and they pull out a Flintlock on you.

    • @N0dzu
      @N0dzu 10 месяцев назад +6

      And they miss lol

    • @scoutgabriel2011
      @scoutgabriel2011 10 месяцев назад

      Soldier why are you not in the war yet? The mission is about to start, STOP THE CART NOW! we are going to lose if you keep commenting in youtube, also the administrator is gonna get mad.

    • @jacob9540
      @jacob9540 10 месяцев назад +1

      Tallyho lads!

    • @herbert420
      @herbert420 10 месяцев назад +4

      Just as the founding fathers intended

  • @Mikeyroblox690
    @Mikeyroblox690 Год назад +701

    that one enemy who waited ages to get your gun reload

    • @WRAAEEE
      @WRAAEEE Год назад +5

      Same enemy waited for the hero to do their transformation sequence

    • @Mikeyroblox690
      @Mikeyroblox690 Год назад

      @@WRAAEEE FR!

    • @aaa9332
      @aaa9332 Год назад

      ​@@WRAAEEE The same hero that waited through the villain origin story

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha Год назад +1362

    The last thing american robber in 1800's sees before death.

    • @webkid4567
      @webkid4567 Год назад +31

      Just as the Founding Fathers intended

    • @JoyScreams
      @JoyScreams Год назад +9

      Or a crowd watching them and cheering as they swing on the gallows

    • @LordThomasPassion
      @LordThomasPassion Год назад +7

      ​@@JoyScreams as we Americans say "If you fuck around, you will definitely find out."

    • @Sidoor
      @Sidoor Год назад +1

      i think this is in the 1600's

    • @ildlyn8966
      @ildlyn8966 Год назад +1

      @@LordThomasPassion a lot of children sure finds out every year.

  • @swayamsarkar8662
    @swayamsarkar8662 27 дней назад +1

    Attack =100%
    Damage=10%