HE'S BAAAAAACK! | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 12

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
  • Oh God he's baaaaaack! But this time he's worse than ever!
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @zer0kiryu960
    @zer0kiryu960 4 года назад +2137

    I love how pissed off Craig gets tho at Mephisto's version of "science" cuz Craig's a total geek in that subject 😂😂

    • @isoldmysoletoyoongideath4695
      @isoldmysoletoyoongideath4695 4 года назад +27

      Yessss

    • @martins3942
      @martins3942 3 года назад +12

      Flog cloth and we are going through going to the to do not have to be able and not too late to make it work for you guys Pin copied text text snippets to stop to stop them expiring after 1 after the first one is the not complete available and we are going through a good place to be able to find a time and

    • @overdrivenv3
      @overdrivenv3 3 года назад +22

      @@martins3942
      What I don’t understand what you’re even saying

    • @ohno4973
      @ohno4973 3 года назад +11

      @@overdrivenv3 he did the autofill feature like 50 times like this

    • @ohno4973
      @ohno4973 3 года назад +3

      @@overdrivenv3 and the kids were not going out for the day so we had a lot to go back and they had a great time at my dad so we were going out for dinner so I had a great day with you so we had to do it for a while and now we are having dinner at my dad at dinner with my friends at my house so I don’t know what to eat so I’m just not cringe I don’t know what to say about this is

  • @AnimeAmericaPodcast
    @AnimeAmericaPodcast 6 лет назад +736

    Yaoi Ultimate Translated:
    Tweek: Now, give me your strength.
    Craig: Yes, Lets go together.
    Both: Our overflowing love will become one and fill the world!

  • @joeltraver9125
    @joeltraver9125 5 лет назад +2146

    Craig: *Says what everyone should be thinking*
    Me: Craig would be great at gaming sins.

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 4 года назад +58

      Ding!

    • @the_enderslayer
      @the_enderslayer 4 года назад +5

      When was this in the video?

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 3 года назад +3

      Wow...😒

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 3 года назад +10

      9:43 Craig's funny line..."Fuck you kitty!!"

    • @derpydqelinuent
      @derpydqelinuent 2 года назад +3

      @@the_enderslayer when jack and friends go in the tower thing

  • @tylerkelly4575
    @tylerkelly4575 5 лет назад +910

    13:03: super craig: HEY! THAT WAS MY SIDEKICK! wonder tweek: YOUR SIDEKICK? WHAT!? super craig: COME ON, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

  • @bacon6228
    @bacon6228 5 лет назад +3238

    #1 quote of the year
    tweek: You go girlfriend!
    wendy: tweek, don't do that.

  • @mmmmmmmmmjuicyyy9677
    @mmmmmmmmmjuicyyy9677 6 лет назад +3384

    Translarion:
    Tweek: Now! Give me your power!
    Craig: Sure... let's go together!
    Both: the overflowing love becomes one and fills the world!

    • @KotharKorinth
      @KotharKorinth 6 лет назад +58

      Shannikin Thank you!

    • @hoyeunglee2009
      @hoyeunglee2009 6 лет назад +11

      but that is Korean right?

    • @jay15951
      @jay15951 6 лет назад +75

      Go also has a double meaning similar to come

    • @jarjo9190
      @jarjo9190 6 лет назад +10

      Legend 👊

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 лет назад +17

      Thank you! Finally!

  • @Necro_Loona
    @Necro_Loona 5 лет назад +731

    Maniphesto: this entire building has a complex security grid
    Jack: Famous last words *laughs*

  • @atomicadamgaming1350
    @atomicadamgaming1350 4 года назад +282

    "This entire facility has a very advanced security grid." *boom* Aaaaand it's gone.

  • @nicandknacksandseans
    @nicandknacksandseans 6 лет назад +3340

    I like how tweek says Craig comes out "on top" I think the South Park creators are too clever for wordplay like that to be an accident.

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 6 лет назад +544

      If you have a dirty mind, a lot of Tweek's and Craig's back-and-forth are innuendos

    • @cleanink09
      @cleanink09 4 года назад +72

      @@ChemySh welllllllllll

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 4 года назад +36

      Oh... eew!

    • @KittenQueen-mq4ii
      @KittenQueen-mq4ii 4 года назад +35

      Aaaah you noticed that to?

    • @rebekahwolkiewicz449
      @rebekahwolkiewicz449 4 года назад +89

      Honestly... that was more still more subtle than expected when you think about the creators! 😂

  • @woozyfan
    @woozyfan 4 года назад +322

    Tweek: “You go girlfriend!”
    Wendy: “Tweek don’t do that”
    😂

    • @fakelilpeep
      @fakelilpeep 4 года назад +12

      There's no heterosexual explanation for that

    • @woozyfan
      @woozyfan 4 года назад +1

      Kyle Broflovski 😂

    • @Shadowidkslq
      @Shadowidkslq 3 года назад

      That saying was funny though

  • @chrisneckel2
    @chrisneckel2 5 лет назад +354

    Captain Diabetes: I'm the worlds strongest diabetic superhero!
    Jack: I think you're the only diabetic superhero.
    Umm...The Flash? Anyone?

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt 6 лет назад +769

    Fun fact: Craigs' statement about stairs and the not needing power. Its actually a plot point in the Parasite eve movie.
    Its like "Oh no the hospital is getting locked down! We must hit the switch so we can unlock the stairs".

  • @user-zm6qs9je4w
    @user-zm6qs9je4w 6 лет назад +62

    I love how in the beginning Craig is asking the real questions we are all thinking.
    Also, l e t s f i g h t i n g l o v e

  • @julielost68
    @julielost68 2 года назад +160

    I love that everyone picks on Scott for his diabetes but they all just forgot that Kyle is also diabetic and almost died bc of it LMFAO

    • @Gamering887
      @Gamering887 Год назад +6

      He is?

    • @KrisKrossed95
      @KrisKrossed95 Год назад +26

      ​@@Gamering887Yeah, in Cherokee hair Tampons way back in season 4.
      Also Stan has asthma, Cartman got his lawyer to take his inhaler in Sexual Harassment Panda 🐼

    • @trayhoward4213
      @trayhoward4213 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@KrisKrossed95 I thought he was dying from hemorrhoids in that episode

    • @KrisKrossed95
      @KrisKrossed95 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@trayhoward4213 That was CartmanLand, and the hemorrhoid almost killed him because he was so upset that Cartman bought a theme park that he just gave up on life

    • @KrisKrossed95
      @KrisKrossed95 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@trayhoward4213 In Cherokee Hair Tampons his kidneys were failing and he needed a transplant, his mom mentioned that he's always been diabetic so I guess it's implied that was the reason his kidneys were having issues

  • @recoil2187
    @recoil2187 4 года назад +463

    Previous episode:
    Age restricted because of nudity
    This episode: shows boobs
    RUclips: nothin to see here

    • @iEXTra_
      @iEXTra_ 4 года назад +2

      OPBlue time stamp?

    • @cyanidesoup5593
      @cyanidesoup5593 4 года назад +5

      For research!

    • @impressed4072
      @impressed4072 4 года назад +11

      Cant forget the fact that those 6-graders had there asses out, literally from the behind to the shoulder

    • @Janitor_Dragon
      @Janitor_Dragon 4 года назад +10

      25:00

    • @quinnthesis3698
      @quinnthesis3698 4 года назад +1

      And also he ripped someone’s arm off

  • @foolish3674
    @foolish3674 5 лет назад +276

    49:07
    Tweek:You go girlfriend! (Gay)
    Call Girl:Tweek don’t do that.

  • @blingster1233
    @blingster1233 6 лет назад +853

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly heeessss baccccccc

    • @wetsocks347
      @wetsocks347 6 лет назад +11

      We need more people like you...

    • @yozza5249
      @yozza5249 6 лет назад +1

      Two c's

    • @tempo6316
      @tempo6316 6 лет назад +1

      Who's the meme now

    • @excali340
      @excali340 6 лет назад +1

      blingster 123 we need more people like this in the world

    • @mrporker7763
      @mrporker7763 6 лет назад

      Is this a meme or DO U SUCK AT SPELLING

  • @__gachanells__2047
    @__gachanells__2047 4 года назад +89

    27:47
    Jack: Who is that-
    *Clyde crying*
    Jack: oh-

  • @buckle8447
    @buckle8447 5 лет назад +529

    Seeing mutant Kyle somehow makes me feel bad for Kyle, I mean think about it, he's just a kid.
    Edit: Kyle is fine, in the dlc for this game where you go to a massive restaurant Kyle is eating dinner there.

    • @savagekawaiifox8807
      @savagekawaiifox8807 5 лет назад +17

      They all are.

    • @alchemist824
      @alchemist824 2 года назад +5

      He still pisses me off

    • @NorthernL1ghtProductions
      @NorthernL1ghtProductions Год назад +4

      Kyle deserves better 😔

    • @ArkhamMaster.
      @ArkhamMaster. Год назад +9

      Kind of a really late reply, but there is a line that talks about how it's his clone here not him.

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 8 месяцев назад

      And he just wanted to play with them. We've all had that cooler older cousin/sibling that we just wanna hang out with.

  • @Schut_gorokhoviy
    @Schut_gorokhoviy 6 лет назад +158

    "Cats don't have phones"
    I'm pretty sure petroleum barrels don't either and her attacks still work on them.

  • @xtreme_manticore9892
    @xtreme_manticore9892 5 лет назад +557

    “A straight answer”
    Micro aggression hit him
    Wait “him”
    Micro aggression hit them

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 4 года назад +15

      Xtreme_Manticore ThEm HaS hE iN iT

    • @sirbingusiii4435
      @sirbingusiii4435 4 года назад +7

      MICROAGGRESSION HIT IT!

    • @NotDanP1an
      @NotDanP1an 4 года назад +3

      I think it's saying 'em but I could be wrong

  • @GouUsedFly
    @GouUsedFly 5 лет назад +193

    Kyle: ooh i have a little nosebleed here
    Doctor:Sir you are bleeding everywhere

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 5 лет назад +92

    This part was scary, tragic and... omg, I love Craigs entire dialogue on this episode xD

  • @c5l6t4
    @c5l6t4 6 лет назад +41

    I love how Craig is just so done with everything in this episode 😂

  • @feralgoblininacorner
    @feralgoblininacorner 6 лет назад +39

    “Ooh, Jeez. I think that was us....”
    Why can’t I stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @alexanderschooley8471
    @alexanderschooley8471 4 года назад +102

    Jack:*slowly loses his mind to macaroni*

  • @granolagalaxy
    @granolagalaxy 4 года назад +40

    46:59 “We advance a little further with each turn! That’s how a drill works!!” -GURREN LAGANN Reference!!

    • @hadendotexe
      @hadendotexe 4 года назад

      I honestly hope that was a reference

    • @granolagalaxy
      @granolagalaxy 4 года назад

      Haden dotexe that’s way too big of a coincidence

    • @sans-ationalgirl5077
      @sans-ationalgirl5077 3 года назад

      100% a gurren lagann reference

  • @diamondgena2929
    @diamondgena2929 6 лет назад +369

    I googled this:
    Tweek: Right now, please give me your power
    Craig: Ah.. for the two of us!
    Both: Love comes out and it will fill the world!
    ;
    Tweek: Now, give me your strength.
    Craig: Yes, Lets go together.
    Both: Our overflowing love will become one and fill the world!
    ;
    Tweek: It’s time! Please lend me your power…!
    Craig: All right… Let’s go do this together!
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing, combined love!
    Or
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing love made one!

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 6 лет назад +21

      thanks, though someone already translated in an earlier video. Btw, the word "go" that they use in this case can be interpreted as "come" (yes the pervy version of the word) too

    • @PumpkinRiku
      @PumpkinRiku 6 лет назад +2

      oops just realized they're actually spelling "ikou" as イこう, which is kinda weird, but all right :D

    • @MKCO_
      @MKCO_ 6 лет назад

      PumpkinRiku Is it even correct to combine katakana and hiragana

    • @diamondgena2929
      @diamondgena2929 6 лет назад

      I don't know if it is correct, so yeah...

    • @PumpkinRiku
      @PumpkinRiku 6 лет назад

      I don't know, I studied Japanese for two years but heck if I ever understood the seemingly random use of katakana xD it does seem weird to combine them in one word though, yeah :D

  • @kylestephenson2378
    @kylestephenson2378 6 лет назад +61

    Translation:
    Tweek: Right now,please give me your power
    Craig:Ah.. for the two of us!
    Both: Love comes out and it will fill the world!
    LETS FIGHTING LOV

  • @datredcatone6907
    @datredcatone6907 5 лет назад +52

    jacksepticeye accidentally kills his mom: the show

  • @anzu7619
    @anzu7619 5 лет назад +39

    49:35 Look at Toolshed's mouth when he's barfing.

  • @FuryMcpurey
    @FuryMcpurey 6 лет назад +217

    those poor cats
    Also you should get the DLCs. They're fun as hell. One of them references Friday the 13th.

  • @uberlord983
    @uberlord983 6 лет назад +17

    7:01 I just had a moment. You know the phrase "Die early or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."? Well, these will LITERALLY become their own worse nightmares by force. They'll age, go to middle school, then BE the 6th graders.

  • @greensauce2350
    @greensauce2350 8 месяцев назад +3

    20:11 New kids eyes move perfectly with the exact feelings jack was experiencing.
    Every copy is personalised

  • @shewanttheducky495
    @shewanttheducky495 5 лет назад +192

    I literally yelled "YOINK" when he took her arm off....
    I'm a terrible person.

  • @icepup2851
    @icepup2851 6 лет назад +203

    Fight Morgan Freeman. Go to his store and open the the counter door and punch him 3 time. It is a really really hard boss fight.

    • @cutsiewitch3547
      @cutsiewitch3547 6 лет назад

      icepup 28 what happens if you beat him.

    • @dovianempire1868
      @dovianempire1868 6 лет назад +9

      Nicole MCclintock you gain the power of the universe joined the with the choice to re create the world in your visage! Translation: I don't know

    • @AllyAlliance473
      @AllyAlliance473 6 лет назад

      Everyone like this comment, I've been commenting the same thing but it hasn't been seen!

    • @luckystar8946
      @luckystar8946 6 лет назад

      You get a cool relic but I dont know how much might it gives but it must be a lot

    • @j1smk0
      @j1smk0 6 лет назад

      Dude jack will get one shot, Morgan freeman is like supposed to be done after you beat the game you need 800 might minimum

  • @fuzzy4580
    @fuzzy4580 6 лет назад +873

    I have a theory. I think Jackaboy man might actually be Sean! I know it's crazy, but have you ever seen them in the same room at once? also they are both loud.

    • @trixdotnet
      @trixdotnet 6 лет назад +64

      And they both have green hair! Weird, right?

    • @megalodon1239
      @megalodon1239 6 лет назад +10

      Uh doy.

    • @LovingMadman
      @LovingMadman 6 лет назад +41

      And don't they sound alike, its crazy!

    • @christiangardea7192
      @christiangardea7192 6 лет назад +19

      Levi Camacho It’s a sarcasm,bud.

    • @II-gj1jw
      @II-gj1jw 6 лет назад +37

      Uh I don't know about that. Maybe they're twins?

  • @scarletriver4713
    @scarletriver4713 5 лет назад +67

    14:16 I would’ve died laughing if tweek said “you know I want to”

  • @dlausactor6373
    @dlausactor6373 4 года назад +29

    42:51
    "KAAAAANEEEEEDAAAAAA, HELP MEEEEEEE!!!"

  • @eros3238
    @eros3238 6 лет назад +205

    *explains how it helps*
    Craig:how does that help?
    Dr manafesto: I just... I just explained...
    Me: NUTRITION CRAIG NUTRITION

    • @theopalnuke9388
      @theopalnuke9388 5 лет назад +7

      Craig’s saying just why did you do this he’s not saying how does that help he’s asking why do need to do that

    • @isaacschmidt4347
      @isaacschmidt4347 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @juanpunchman2868
      @juanpunchman2868 5 лет назад +2

      Allow me to ask..
      Would u want to poop out of multiple asses?

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 лет назад

      Many assed nutrition!!!

  • @ThePaJomaster
    @ThePaJomaster 6 лет назад +130

    Jack try to get the new fart power! It really eases up the battles, since you summon a clone of yourself! Also go to the Gun Store and talk to Jimbo, they will become the third summon in the battles! LIKE SO JACK CAN SEEEEE!

    • @joey504
      @joey504 6 лет назад

      Even if this gets to the top it won't guarantee that Jack will see it

    • @Stannard1603
      @Stannard1603 6 лет назад

      Fourth sumon, there is also mozes

    • @ThePaJomaster
      @ThePaJomaster 6 лет назад +1

      ExplodingGames you're right, totally forgot about him lol

  • @Nighthawk1000
    @Nighthawk1000 Год назад +8

    27:12 proof that Cartman is Mitch Conner since Timmy spoke to his mind but Mitch responded.

  • @kokichiouma1329
    @kokichiouma1329 4 года назад +33

    "Look, there is nothing to worry about! This entire facility has a very complex security grid."
    And then the whole building blew up.

  • @Mandate_of_Heaven
    @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 лет назад +488

    *Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming*

  • @levibritland5818
    @levibritland5818 6 лет назад +577

    Welcome to JurASSic park

  • @steviechan5792
    @steviechan5792 4 года назад +11

    6:19
    Kenny- I mean, Mysterion looks insanely cute.
    Also, lmfao. XD

  • @thebanana2623
    @thebanana2623 3 года назад +8

    24:24 I think they say:
    Tweek : Now! Please give me your power...!
    Craig: Ah... Let's do it together!
    Both: The overflowing eros becomes one and fills the world
    (Sorry for my bad English haha-)

  • @TheDawnOfTheCreeper
    @TheDawnOfTheCreeper 6 лет назад +20

    Tweek: Right now, please give me your power
    Craig: Ah.. for the two of us!
    Both: Love comes out and it will fill the world!

    • @brodybell2710
      @brodybell2710 6 лет назад

      Major DOT is that the translated version

  • @angelzapata4121
    @angelzapata4121 6 лет назад +158

    hey Jack, did you know that tweek and craig say this during their ult
    Tweek: Right now, please give me your power
    Craig: Ah.. for the two of us!
    Both: Love comes out and it will fill the world!
    ;
    Tweek: Now, give me your strength.
    Craig: Yes, Lets go together.
    Both: Our overflowing love will become one and fill the world!
    ;
    Tweek: It’s time! Please lend me your power…!
    Craig: All right… Let’s go do this together!
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing, combined love!
    Or
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing love made one!

    • @zippythezebra5815
      @zippythezebra5815 6 лет назад +2

      angel zapata
      Wow

    • @ghostikeru
      @ghostikeru 6 лет назад +4

      *sobs* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

    • @littlepeanut8191
      @littlepeanut8191 6 лет назад +2

      I was gonna write something like this
      You did it better than I would've done it
      Good job

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 лет назад

      Wow, that's kinda gay. Lol.

    • @vaasmontenegro2016
      @vaasmontenegro2016 4 года назад

      100 million subscribers without videos no shit, they are obv a joke gay couple or real idk idc

  • @jamarihernandez7117
    @jamarihernandez7117 4 года назад +94

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Human Kite:
    Not even the New Kid:
    Not even Kyle’s mom:
    Cousin Kyle: *I’M B A A A A A A A A A A A C K*

    • @theman933
      @theman933 2 года назад

      you didnt need to put all the "not even"s. even the "nobody" was unnecessary

    • @ifbufnhvv
      @ifbufnhvv Год назад

      ​@@theman933 but that's part of the joke

  • @RetroPro7101
    @RetroPro7101 3 года назад +13

    Super Craig is always just so unimpressed by literally everything

  • @ihellod2551
    @ihellod2551 6 лет назад +31

    Jack since you have all the abilities in South Park you can go to raisins again and get all the pictures from those kids

  • @GokuSS400
    @GokuSS400 6 лет назад +39

    Translation from someone who can read Japanese:
    Tweek: It’s time! Please lend me your power…!
    Craig: All right… Let’s go do this together!
    Both: We'll fill this world with our overflowing, combined love!

  • @SirStarkiller
    @SirStarkiller 5 лет назад +23

    "it's high noon somewhere in the world" toolshed

  • @sourpin3apple10
    @sourpin3apple10 4 года назад +9

    Mum: they were about to cut off Daddy's head to scan his DNA
    Me: they just need to clip a hair off their LIVE head

  • @plasticpie5874
    @plasticpie5874 6 лет назад +231

    14:05 "Buttlord wrecked him"
    Buttlord rectum?

    • @luke5277
      @luke5277 6 лет назад +5

      lol

    • @axler3553
      @axler3553 6 лет назад

      Stan Marsh Hi

    • @hambr33zy
      @hambr33zy 6 лет назад +4

      TheStupendousGofer
      Genius. It is 10x better if that was not intentional by the writers.

    • @Devvo0z
      @Devvo0z 6 лет назад +1

      I thought I was the only one that noticed while playing the game...

    • @brianfong4464
      @brianfong4464 6 лет назад +1

      TheStupendousGofer conspiracy theory???

  • @itsemmybtch
    @itsemmybtch 6 лет назад +143

    I love how Tweek tries to calm down Craig.
    I SHIP THEM SO MUCH!!

    • @WulfDawg
      @WulfDawg 5 лет назад +3

      Ms. Can't Decide on a Name same

    • @c.s.semple3626
      @c.s.semple3626 4 года назад +4

      @@WulfDawg Creak

    • @feather799
      @feather799 4 года назад +5

      Ms. Can't Decide on a Name they are a couple, have you even watched the episodes?

    • @ellastrange2175
      @ellastrange2175 4 года назад +5

      @@c.s.semple3626 Creek

    • @sunsetinseoul
      @sunsetinseoul 4 года назад +1

      Jamin Jiminie thanks sherlock

  • @Game_Erica
    @Game_Erica Год назад +3

    I killed the dad for one simple reason: In the first game he told us we had to be more popular if we wanted to friend us

  • @elisatorres8246
    @elisatorres8246 4 года назад +17

    Jack: it's the best attack in the game!
    Also jack: completely ignores Tweek and Craigs ultimate

  • @hpbelow0233
    @hpbelow0233 6 лет назад +101

    Really, I was watching this video when he said, "It's high noon somewhere in the world" and its 12:00 right now hahaha

    • @cliffordtruss9827
      @cliffordtruss9827 6 лет назад

      Omg samesies

    • @sue2704
      @sue2704 6 лет назад

      Well for me right now it's 2 23 am

    • @acrojen03
      @acrojen03 6 лет назад

      CrazyBananas For me it’s 12:30.

  • @ifailedmathandthepast4214
    @ifailedmathandthepast4214 6 лет назад +99

    i like how in the most serious times they still play super hero!XD

    • @yozza5249
      @yozza5249 6 лет назад +4

      Its all in their heads

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 2 года назад +3

      @@yozza5249 na dude it's south park. This shits fr

  • @dorisperrot2478
    @dorisperrot2478 4 года назад +12

    12:28, Tweek and Craig look so cute as anime characters. I would so watch an anime about those two.

  • @fakelilpeep
    @fakelilpeep 4 года назад +7

    Tweek: You go girlfriend!
    Wendy: Tweek..don't do that

  • @zigander6688
    @zigander6688 6 лет назад +429

    So Craig is like superman and tweek is like wonder woman i got you game....

    • @Pokemaster1098
      @Pokemaster1098 6 лет назад +10

      SummerTime Ninja ha lol

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 6 лет назад +25

      SummerTime Ninja oh my god I JUST noticed that XD

    • @thatmonkemanzelinki2185
      @thatmonkemanzelinki2185 6 лет назад +24

      SummerTime Ninja Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
      Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
      Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
      Soaking up the thirst of the land
      Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
      Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
      Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
      Soaking up the thirst of the land
      Ocean man, ocean man
      Ocean man

    • @zigander6688
      @zigander6688 6 лет назад +5

      Spoy Crobs nice dude

    • @cluckcluckduckcluck8855
      @cluckcluckduckcluck8855 6 лет назад +4

      SummerTime Ninja you just noticed that XD

  • @frankchic2461
    @frankchic2461 6 лет назад +5

    "At the end, am I gonna fart so powerfully that I actually revert time?" Yeah, you already do that Jack.

  • @violette_lilies4484
    @violette_lilies4484 2 года назад +6

    41:22 jack's laugh is contagious

  • @Frostboss18
    @Frostboss18 Год назад +2

    Killing the mom always felt like the worse option. The mom was always supportive of the new kid when they went out to make friends and have a good time with their life. Even when you kill her she is saying how much she loves you. The dad on the other hand was constantly getting high and blamed everything on the mom, even with the medicine that they BOTH had full knowledge of. Also when you kill the dad he just calls the mom a snake and a bitch instead of saying how much he loves you. Also when you do kill the dad the mom supports and encourages you. The dad is just thankful the mom is dead instead of himself. The dad is a real piece of shit.

  • @dottyzebra2485
    @dottyzebra2485 6 лет назад +82

    While watching this series, I have decided to nominate this game for Steam's "Whoooaaaaaaa, Dude! 2.0" Award.

  • @snappy1622
    @snappy1622 5 лет назад +45

    “Buttlord rectum” that made me laugh so hard to stop I had to take a chunk of my self and put it in my mouth

  • @somberingg
    @somberingg 5 лет назад +8

    I died with Kyle as the finale boss 😂😂😂

  • @lilsammy0719
    @lilsammy0719 4 года назад +9

    38:30 I got an ad and it said moms have the hardest job

  • @kaseymathew1893
    @kaseymathew1893 6 лет назад +36

    Wibbly-wobbly Timey-wimey!

  • @sherrymlerry4184
    @sherrymlerry4184 6 лет назад +18

    It happened again. Just look at Tool Shed's face at 49:35

  • @mr.mann.7519
    @mr.mann.7519 5 лет назад +49

    Translation to Tweek & Craig ult.
    Tweek : Now! Give me your power..!
    Craig : Ah! -Let's do it together!- (kill me)
    I didn't get the third frigging line, just type in "Tweek and Craig ult. Tranlation."
    See ya.

  • @dillanferguson5261
    @dillanferguson5261 4 года назад +16

    34:08
    I unpaused the video here, RIGHT after calling my friend named Dre.

  • @lutris6887
    @lutris6887 6 лет назад +319

    Do the Freeman boss fight(go behind the counter and keep hitting him

    • @nunsrthots3616
      @nunsrthots3616 6 лет назад +6

      Aidex3000 that sounds dope asf

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 6 лет назад +26

      He's going to need a *LOT* of macaronies for that

    • @GovernorRed
      @GovernorRed 6 лет назад +6

      DaddyJ8008135 he can only use it once per fite

    • @JasonTan1123
      @JasonTan1123 6 лет назад +13

      Actually I'm much hoping he will get the last Timefart ability before even do anything
      Does no one actually wish he will get it ?

    • @jgoodrum9009
      @jgoodrum9009 6 лет назад +1

      I LOVE YOU

  • @Arkarinious
    @Arkarinious 5 лет назад +76

    13:02 Craig: hey! That was my sidekick! Tweek: your sidekick? What! ....... Craig: *come on.... U know what I mean..*
    DAYYYYYYYEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @najlaa.o6428
      @najlaa.o6428 3 года назад

      I know this is two years late but I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
      PLEASE EXPLAIN

    • @comic12558
      @comic12558 3 года назад

      @@najlaa.o6428 I think tweet is gay or something

    • @najlaa.o6428
      @najlaa.o6428 3 года назад

      @@comic12558 yes, him and craig are dating. I still don’t understand the joke :/

    • @ExpiredSalsa
      @ExpiredSalsa 3 года назад

      @@najlaa.o6428 I also dont understand why people are freaking out over that 😭

  • @libertypostponed3070
    @libertypostponed3070 5 лет назад +2

    28:10
    The kid's mother died because he left the toilet seat up! I showed that episode to my mom and now she constantly yells at my dad and little bro when they leave the seats up using that as an excuse! It's fucking priceless.
    Episode re-cap: His mom died because he left the seat up and they had to flush it with her in it to get her out but she passed (pun intended) when they did. All the friends from the show joined together to try and sue the inventor of the toilet to get vengeance on her death. It almost worked until his mom did what moms do best, ruin everything

  • @Strellae8042
    @Strellae8042 4 года назад +3

    Craig really is the voice of reason of some parts of the show and this episode.

  • @emperoroftheomniverse
    @emperoroftheomniverse 6 лет назад +27

    Finally i was suffering southpark jacksepticeye withdrawals

  • @camchill20
    @camchill20 6 лет назад +92

    Clicks video straight away turns down volume then disappointed when I didn't hear "TOP OF THE MORNING"

    • @matthewplays7232
      @matthewplays7232 6 лет назад +3

      Cameron Hill yeah, but you do hear morgan freeman

    • @ammonitetheseaserpent3761
      @ammonitetheseaserpent3761 6 лет назад +1

      Cameron Hill I waited because I knew he would say it at the beginning of the video. :P

    • @victorydance6439
      @victorydance6439 6 лет назад

      you should lower your audio before you even enter the link

  • @cyberdance4578
    @cyberdance4578 3 года назад +4

    I just noticed that if a KO by gross out occurs, they collapse into their own vomit puddle, nice touch

    • @orcabube
      @orcabube 2 года назад

      Only cuz an epic artifact

  • @milkinabag3313
    @milkinabag3313 5 лет назад +12

    “TIMMY”

  • @nerdgamer2678
    @nerdgamer2678 6 лет назад +30

    I would use mysterion because he's attack the demonic fury and cruel fate is powerful and mysterion is almost immortal because dead mysterion's ultimate is mysterion re-rising

  • @dylancyte5073
    @dylancyte5073 6 лет назад +160

    Oh my God cousin Kyle mutated is disturbing!

    • @lottie9677
      @lottie9677 6 лет назад

      Dylancyte -I am disgusted-

    • @cheshireangel198
      @cheshireangel198 6 лет назад

      Dylancyte amen it is disturbing and now need to bleach my brain 😑

    • @thefinisher6303
      @thefinisher6303 6 лет назад

      Dylancyte not as disturbing as the Giant nazi zombie fetus

    • @NebulatheZorua
      @NebulatheZorua 5 лет назад

      But the song in his battle is so good

  • @slunged
    @slunged 4 года назад +12

    Tweek: "I'm like your guardian angel, Butthole."
    Also Tweek: *Is an Imp and has no angel "ego"*

  • @BoxGuy27
    @BoxGuy27 10 месяцев назад +1

    Watching this while my pet rat is kinda sick I’m getting ready for bed about to take him to the vet I love your videos man. I know you won’t ever see this but know that millions of people love you.

  • @MiNUS-ax
    @MiNUS-ax 6 лет назад +36

    "Buttlord Rectum" - Robin's editing 2017

  • @bbqmuffins1683
    @bbqmuffins1683 6 лет назад +13

    I swear Craig is my favorite character in the whole game

  • @CelestinaakaClonaClox9999
    @CelestinaakaClonaClox9999 Год назад +1

    Wait, that's a butt on his cane? This whole time I thought Dr. Mephesto had balls on his cane.

  • @EXERedux
    @EXERedux 3 года назад +2

    You’ve GOT to play the dlc:Bring the crunch

  • @suicidalmarshmallow2819
    @suicidalmarshmallow2819 5 лет назад +12

    When it said " *buttlord rectum* " I LAUGHED SO HARD🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Natalie-cs9zs
    @Natalie-cs9zs 6 лет назад +594

    Okay, so, my name is not actually Kyle, but i have a need to say this:
    *I'M BAAAAAAACK*

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 6 лет назад +20

      LOOK AT ME COUSIN KYLE IM A HORRIFIC GENETIC MUTATION

    • @Natalie-cs9zs
      @Natalie-cs9zs 6 лет назад +3

      Brandon Renard lol haha

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok 6 лет назад +5

      OH no my gwasses

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok 6 лет назад +7

      AUNTIE SHEELA

    • @betasquid2898
      @betasquid2898 6 лет назад +5

      These kids are picking on me!

  • @hogsboots7454
    @hogsboots7454 Год назад +1

    jack: the fights are easy
    also jack: im gonna pick casual

  • @Because-dm9ek
    @Because-dm9ek 4 года назад +4

    “Life, uh, finds a way.” (4:34) nice goldblum reference

  • @mengumanchan1540
    @mengumanchan1540 6 лет назад +109

    *NOT THE MANY-ASSED BEES*

  • @littlewillow5725
    @littlewillow5725 5 лет назад +33

    *Jurassic park music plays*
    Me: welcome to jur-ass-ic park

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 7 месяцев назад +1

    Machine when you bring a severed body part: A Hair Morty... This isn't Game of Thrones.

  • @skankhunt-nt2ex
    @skankhunt-nt2ex 4 года назад +1

    did u know, captain diabetes isn’t the only diabetic superhero in the game. in the episode where kyle is sick and needs cartman liver, (the episode with the hair tampons) it’s revealed that kyle has diabetes :D

  • @aaronwu3513
    @aaronwu3513 6 лет назад +12

    *BUTTLORD RECTUM*
    14:05