What If We Detonated All Nuclear Bombs at Once?

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @kurzgesagt
    @kurzgesagt  3 года назад +4301

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  • @clankyrex
    @clankyrex 3 года назад +19275

    A teacher from the new species: “So, why did humans go extinct?”
    Children: “To show nature who's boss”

    • @solivagant1170
      @solivagant1170 3 года назад +389

      You sure it’s not supposed to be the children asking the teacher?

    • @clankyrex
      @clankyrex 3 года назад +1016

      @@solivagant1170 I thought like she was just asking them to be sure they learned, I thought it sounded funnier

    • @solivagant1170
      @solivagant1170 3 года назад +188

      @@clankyrex Ah, yeah. Makes sense.

    • @facundobatista9721
      @facundobatista9721 3 года назад +133

      No regrets, It's a good tale

    • @samahabahbeh5867
      @samahabahbeh5867 3 года назад +57

      I can't stop laughing!!!

  • @Zorua16xoxo
    @Zorua16xoxo 5 лет назад +30490

    "So, how did they go extinct?"
    "They blew up the planet just to see what would happen."

    • @billcipher4893
      @billcipher4893 5 лет назад +2970

      To be honest, that isn't the weirdest thing us humans have done.

    • @yumyumduckduck
      @yumyumduckduck 5 лет назад +2496

      “I told you they were dumb”

    • @RegularSpork
      @RegularSpork 5 лет назад +65

      It's reasonable seeming it kills all anti vaxers

    • @vickyli5697
      @vickyli5697 5 лет назад +754

      Hmm sounds about right

    • @nafeeshassan9770
      @nafeeshassan9770 5 лет назад +1370

      A bird landed on the trigger, thats how it happened.

  • @bepskekaatje424
    @bepskekaatje424 5 лет назад +32146

    Can we show some respect for these animators? The quality of their work is amazing!

    • @pegamationproductions6062
      @pegamationproductions6062 5 лет назад +153

      Personally, I think the animation style is the exact same as in other science channels.

    • @sohaibusman4900
      @sohaibusman4900 5 лет назад +486

      @@pegamationproductions6062 would you mind giving the names?

    • @saddlebag
      @saddlebag 5 лет назад +165

      Can you link a example, I’m sure there is differences.

    • @joemammuskus7896
      @joemammuskus7896 5 лет назад +272

      Yeah, I love the smove shiny style of the anination

    • @hi_its_jerry
      @hi_its_jerry 5 лет назад +190

      ikr. that definitely was some impressive stuff. The explosions were beautifully animated!

  • @JellyCider
    @JellyCider Год назад +226

    I love how he says it so calmly while the situation is meaning basically all life dying and he doesn't care one bit.

  • @brampedgex1288
    @brampedgex1288 5 лет назад +5667

    4:59 “bedrock is vaporized instantly”
    Steve: *impossible.*

  • @Aulakauss
    @Aulakauss 3 года назад +7962

    I love how the question was answered, then immediately followed by asking what happens if we scale this to absolute absurdity.

    • @thorne6477
      @thorne6477 3 года назад +332

      Classic Kurzgesagt.

    • @artanbehmard151
      @artanbehmard151 3 года назад +206

      I think he wanted to remind the viewers of what happened to dinosaurs.

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 3 года назад +54

      At least they answered the question, right? XD the other part is just how you make something interesting on the internet.

    • @ebrahimjamali8335
      @ebrahimjamali8335 3 года назад +61

      @@artanbehmard151 Tbh i was surprised that the asteroid was as powerful as like a million nukes more than the other way around

    • @micklenier6152
      @micklenier6152 3 года назад +31

      @@ebrahimjamali8335 speed makes all the difference.

  • @quandaledinglevince1512
    @quandaledinglevince1512 4 года назад +5013

    This dude's voice is so calm while the whole world is ending.

  • @Loser2817
    @Loser2817 Год назад +253

    The massive crater on the Earth at the outro was a very nice touch indeed, not to mention all the blink-and-you'll-miss-it bits of humor strewn around the video. Keep up the great work! :D

  • @Videos5418
    @Videos5418 Год назад +3065

    As a brazilian, it was a huge honor to host this event so you all can see. Thanks for the oportunity, and you'rel welcome

    • @Unknown_xzy
      @Unknown_xzy Год назад +50

      You would get obliterated

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Год назад +26

      Atleast the radiation will kill forests before fire do

    • @betweenskyandsea
      @betweenskyandsea Год назад +56

      Thank you for your service! We’re a little jealous that you’ll feel nothing at all while we wait here halfway around the world for our turn.

    • @StratoFortressBoy54789
      @StratoFortressBoy54789 Год назад +3

      R.I.P u if ur in Brazil aka South America

    • @Videos5418
      @Videos5418 Год назад +21

      @@StratoFortressBoy54789 gringos being gringos, probably american. I dont need your RIP dude, im very well, thanks.

  • @maxd6007
    @maxd6007 5 лет назад +621

    1:35 "Just to show Nature who's boss"
    That made me laugh a bit too much.

    • @osse1n
      @osse1n 5 лет назад +7

      Man of simple tastes, I like it.

    • @likedaboss1487
      @likedaboss1487 5 лет назад +1

      hi yes boss here

    • @ZEWXEL
      @ZEWXEL 5 лет назад

      Yeah! That's made me laugh😅

    • @morgistREAL
      @morgistREAL 5 лет назад +3

      4:44 kevin de cube press F to pay respect

    • @Tyber-
      @Tyber- 5 лет назад

      Just perfect vocal execution. Kudos to our soothing Kurzgesagt-Voice

  • @metadragon7500
    @metadragon7500 4 года назад +19836

    “Let’s put our nuke in the middle of the Amazon, just to show nature who’s boss”
    *Humanity goes extinct*
    *Nature survives*

    • @qanon7958
      @qanon7958 4 года назад +230

      It didn't tho, i mean humanity didn't went extinct

    • @ONE-vt1fz
      @ONE-vt1fz 4 года назад +1032

      It is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to kill all of nature, unless you literally destroyed the planet (I don’t mean burning the surface to the ground, I mean literally breaking the planet into dust) and even then nature wouldn’t die immediately thanks to these microscopic creatures called “water bears”

    • @k.3004
      @k.3004 4 года назад +406

      @@qanon7958 The intelligent life appearing in the video a few million years after had three fingers and a tail. Humanity did go extinct if the only people surviving live in submarines and bunkers.

    • @qanon7958
      @qanon7958 4 года назад +108

      @@k.3004 That was if we mined all uranium on earth and turned it into nukes tho, not the initial all nukes on the amazon

    • @istheyear-ry1el
      @istheyear-ry1el 4 года назад +58

      @@ONE-vt1fz we cant destroy nature our lives depend on nature

  • @luna-bd9tq
    @luna-bd9tq Год назад +105

    I watched Oppenheimer few days ago and was troubled by the same question few days ago. It helped me cleared my doubts.

    • @Cooltommy1980s
      @Cooltommy1980s 9 месяцев назад +2

      I like your anime girl logo

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 9 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠@@Cooltommy1980snot just any. That’s Ai Hoshino, put respect on her name fr

    • @Cooltommy1980s
      @Cooltommy1980s 9 месяцев назад +3

      What do you mean respect on her name

    • @ivyinkwell1754
      @ivyinkwell1754 9 месяцев назад

      ​@angryboi595 Boi she just looks like a generic anime girl to me, idk wtf makes her cool or badass or interesting! I get that your a fan, but we're not, and we're just confused.

    • @ivyinkwell1754
      @ivyinkwell1754 9 месяцев назад +9

      Also I don't fetishize weeb culture enough to know if I should be impressed by a name like Ai Hoshino. I'm sorry but that's just a bunch of syllables mixed up to me.

  • @Anlineoffline
    @Anlineoffline 5 лет назад +1425

    I can't experience existential dread if I'm amazed by the animation quality.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 лет назад +27

      Imagine that you're the bird.

    • @kingofflames738
      @kingofflames738 5 лет назад +6

      @@Idazmi7 that would be a nice way to go. Unless you're the first bird.

    • @menosbbgirl
      @menosbbgirl 5 лет назад

      An Nguyen 😹😹😹

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 лет назад

      @@kingofflames738
      Still, the thought of it triggers my fight-or-flight instinct.

    • @charmstudios4936
      @charmstudios4936 5 лет назад

      Dude stop giving tarraists ideas

  • @caesar6733
    @caesar6733 5 лет назад +1625

    Kurzgesagt: "now for the unpleasant part."
    *Says after decimating South America*

    • @EpicGamer681
      @EpicGamer681 5 лет назад +98

      Personally I think being incinerated alive is better than being killed by radiation poisoning.

    • @IsAcRafT
      @IsAcRafT 5 лет назад +9

      Ouch, dolerá mucho :/

    • @nherrington2740
      @nherrington2740 5 лет назад +1

      I live in the north in law vegas...

    • @damaraksama3008
      @damaraksama3008 4 года назад +4

      @@EpicGamer681 yeah.
      I dont want to suffer for years

    • @megasonichunterramirez3231
      @megasonichunterramirez3231 4 года назад

      Harsh

  • @aeinzalot
    @aeinzalot 5 лет назад +5381

    kurzgesagt: *what is consciousness?*
    also kurzgesagt: hehe big boom.

    • @ckidphotography1318
      @ckidphotography1318 5 лет назад +29

      Cool Doggo 😂😂💀

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 5 лет назад +61

      Its like the end of every Mythbusters Episode :D

    • @lek2269
      @lek2269 5 лет назад +2

      Cool Doggo What happened to the old comment?

    • @MrGOTAMA420
      @MrGOTAMA420 5 лет назад +1

      So ,your saying this has happened before?

    • @gfyGoogle
      @gfyGoogle 5 лет назад +3

      Dead 💀

  • @李慧-x2i
    @李慧-x2i Год назад +45

    Thank you, Kurzgesagt. I am currently under a huge workload and am encountering multiple health issues at the same time. You always find a way to calm me

  • @darktigersoul7007
    @darktigersoul7007 5 лет назад +21630

    “Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.”
    *Albert Einstein*

    • @PRYDAX
      @PRYDAX 5 лет назад +2937

      Wait does that mean that there is delicious food waiting for us on the atomic bombs?

    • @PrabhjotSingh-lk4vq
      @PrabhjotSingh-lk4vq 5 лет назад +195

      @@PRYDAX yes u should go for it

    • @matthe3234
      @matthe3234 5 лет назад +568

      funny he'd say that because he's the flippin guy who encouraged the development of the atomic bomb

    • @KaifKhan-bk6bo
      @KaifKhan-bk6bo 5 лет назад +112

      Yea but america would construct a mousetrap

    • @Maibelle06
      @Maibelle06 5 лет назад +153

      It shows how stupid humans are...

  • @kharga9046
    @kharga9046 5 лет назад +3750

    “Would be the equivalent of 3 billion tons of TNT”
    Don’t do it man that’s gonna crash the server!

  • @caralhogames533
    @caralhogames533 5 лет назад +5872

    "lets use the Amazon Rainforest"
    Me a Brazillian: *oh no*

    • @someinsignificantguy4433
      @someinsignificantguy4433 5 лет назад +345

      Its actually good, because you'll die fast without suffering

    • @conundrum60690
      @conundrum60690 4 года назад +224

      You kidding? You guys are the lucky ones. For you it's over in an instant, you wouldn't even realize it had happened.

    • @R1davies
      @R1davies 4 года назад +41

      ...and an area the size of ^your own country^ was destroyed in the amazon today
      Wales for me.

    • @calengo454
      @calengo454 4 года назад +40

      vish kk

    • @HayatoFuhaku
      @HayatoFuhaku 4 года назад +21

      @@R1davies Huh? Brazil has over 8.5 million km^2, which is about 3 thousand times the destruction radius of the first scenario.

  • @clutchthecinnamonsergal8493
    @clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 Год назад +31

    The low bell ring is such a fitting noise for the second explosion lol.

  • @revrev5821
    @revrev5821 5 лет назад +3863

    Man: detonates every nuke at once
    Earth: 0 fps *crashes*

    • @fabiospasiano9885
      @fabiospasiano9885 5 лет назад +100

      Rev Gaming Universe.exe stopped working

    • @completedomination788
      @completedomination788 5 лет назад +40

      Server:earth has join the game
      Server:earth left the game

    • @penguin7554
      @penguin7554 5 лет назад +2

      lmfa0

    • @caasinotwen231
      @caasinotwen231 5 лет назад +14

      for my computer, one nuke is enough to blow it up

    • @ramieg4693
      @ramieg4693 5 лет назад +9

      Fabio Spasiano ya just the universe wouldn’t be affected in any way shape or form since earth is a grain of sand inside a whole milky way full of sand

  • @Jaxxon
    @Jaxxon 5 лет назад +555

    Kurzgesagt: We got a collection of scientists to test this hypothetical scenario
    Also Kurzgesagt: *hides time machine*

  • @scummyfish
    @scummyfish 3 года назад +8710

    When you hear "Bedrock is vaporized", you know that's serious shit.

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 года назад +127

      @@peril. “million of nukes”

    • @nicolasguiem7369
      @nicolasguiem7369 3 года назад +107

      Well all Minecraft players are infinitive loop to the Void respauning over and over

    • @dnxx503
      @dnxx503 3 года назад +16

      @@peril. not really

    • @Thistleisacat
      @Thistleisacat 3 года назад +16

      DONT SAY THE S BOMB!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 года назад +29

      @@Thistleisacat why

  • @magicalgirl1296
    @magicalgirl1296 Год назад +81

    The idea that the dinosaus actually got hit by something in the range of "the literal biggest possible nuclear bomb on earth" is really something. Poor buggers.

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 4 года назад +3281

    Cockroaches be like:
    Eh, that was a big storm.

    • @HOAXYT01
      @HOAXYT01 4 года назад +27

      🤣

    • @arthur1596
      @arthur1596 4 года назад +77

      Yes since they can survive a nuclear explosion

    • @HOAXYT01
      @HOAXYT01 4 года назад +40

      @@arthur1596 can they survive the radiation too?

    • @just-a-fossil
      @just-a-fossil 4 года назад +76

      @@HOAXYT01 yep

    • @kellybeany1
      @kellybeany1 4 года назад +111

      _and that's why I want to be rebirthed as a cockroach_

  • @thatpenguinn
    @thatpenguinn 5 лет назад +313

    Kurzgesagt: Life is the most wonderful thing in existence, extremely beautiful and the depths of how it works are just fascinating!
    Also Kurzgesagt: Wassup nature? Boom hahaha

  • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
    @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 лет назад +5074

    "half of humanity would be wiped out in an instant"
    Thanos: *heavy breathing*

    • @ipotatosenpai7002
      @ipotatosenpai7002 5 лет назад +48

      Oof

    • @ashy0xy
      @ashy0xy 5 лет назад +31

      Damn son where'd you find this.
      Lmaoo-

    • @Sparklewolfgirl67
      @Sparklewolfgirl67 5 лет назад +4

      ipotatosenpai thanous is very weak

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 лет назад +60

      @@Sparklewolfgirl67 Actually he was quite tough even without the infinity gauntlet. For his big size he sure was fast.

    • @voidzmc7293
      @voidzmc7293 5 лет назад +11

      I guess thanos is investing on that

  • @adoptmeartur2324
    @adoptmeartur2324 Год назад +30

    Friend: it's just a prank
    The prank:

    • @ToanTran-fy3oz
      @ToanTran-fy3oz 5 месяцев назад +2

      World record for **biggest** prank

  • @vampryebride
    @vampryebride 5 лет назад +1817

    “Strangely enough we couldn’t find a good source to answer this question to our satisfaction.....so we gathered all the nuclear weapons and are testing it ourselves.”

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 5 лет назад +10

      Cosmic Café strangly enough, right?? Whoops we have to try it noe

    • @rcook2608
      @rcook2608 5 лет назад +9

      Cosmic Café Nukes are fake, research flat eaeth

    • @owenchafer1083
      @owenchafer1083 5 лет назад +31

      @@rcook2608 Whats flat eaeth?

    • @antomov1072
      @antomov1072 5 лет назад +42

      R Cook the earth is a pyramid dumbass

    • @haven216
      @haven216 5 лет назад +1

      R Cook Yeah kuuh where’s the hundreds of footage of nukes from the US and Russia smh my head

  • @anarous4252
    @anarous4252 4 года назад +2389

    10 billion Nukes: *explodes*
    Earth: *turns on dark mode*

    • @pumpkinhead7466
      @pumpkinhead7466 4 года назад +36

      This joke was vastly underappreciated

    • @anarous4252
      @anarous4252 4 года назад +7

      @@pumpkinhead7466 thank you 😂😊

    • @rmuiyi880
      @rmuiyi880 4 года назад +6

      @@pumpkinhead7466 fr lol

    • @papiabose3424
      @papiabose3424 4 года назад +3

      Neither artificial intelligence nor asteroid human will himself destroy human civilization

    • @pumpkinhead7466
      @pumpkinhead7466 4 года назад +5

      @@papiabose3424 first, you gotta learn what grammar is. I had a stroke reading that. Also, if humans create an AI that becomes sentient and destroys human life they still would've destroyed themselves with their own creation, so maybe that wasn't the best example.

  • @comradebartek4524
    @comradebartek4524 3 года назад +3005

    Nuclear weapons: exist
    Kurzgesagnt: “You are going to Brazil!”

  • @AriNava1
    @AriNava1 Год назад +15

    imagine being these geologists from the future finding out that the last life on earth just decided to destroy itself

  • @joshuagraham2762
    @joshuagraham2762 4 года назад +1672

    “Dropping temperatures to near freezing world wide”
    Russia and Finland: *this is fine*

  • @sebastianpog
    @sebastianpog 5 лет назад +5056

    5:00 "Bedrock is vaporized in an instant"
    Minecraft player: "Wait. That's illegal"

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 5 лет назад +310

      **Steve wants to know your location.**

    • @Josegpluna
      @Josegpluna 5 лет назад +230

      *Steve trying to craft a nuclear bomb*
      Steve: wait thats a mod

    • @noisyash4234
      @noisyash4234 5 лет назад +17

      @@Josegpluna yep RR

    • @bitter___
      @bitter___ 5 лет назад +39

      Steve trys to curse on christian minecraft server wait... o shit that’s illegal

    • @czar2292
      @czar2292 5 лет назад +57

      @Yuki You your a moron thinking Minecraft sucks

  • @ghoulishskeptic5749
    @ghoulishskeptic5749 5 лет назад +739

    Kurzgesagt: ‘How to blow up the world (but chill it’s for a RUclips video)’
    FBI: nice save

  • @keithmshindi8055
    @keithmshindi8055 Год назад +3

    He's speaks with so much calmness,it's like he's telling a very interesting story,he speaks of disaster as if it's fun

  • @Shalabh-K
    @Shalabh-K 3 года назад +1633

    4:47 Accidentally making your screen bright in the middle of night be like:

  • @aaronbell5994
    @aaronbell5994 5 лет назад +218

    Your video has so much quality that it's visible from half of the planet, with so much value that the Internet infrastructure just splashes like water.

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 5 лет назад +811

    “Let’s trigger all the bomb in the Amazon rainforest to show nature who’s boss”
    Literally the best line in the video

  • @mikat8062
    @mikat8062 20 дней назад +1

    1:35 “ just to show nature whose boss” 😂 my mouth dropped 😂😂

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 5 лет назад +753

    Earth: I got enough uranium to power you guys for 2000 years.
    Humans: We would like to have this energy, *at once.*

    • @flow185
      @flow185 5 лет назад +27

      Earth: Why?
      Humans: Just for crafting many nuclear weapons and blew them up

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 5 лет назад +2

      Ha

    • @MightyBug999
      @MightyBug999 5 лет назад +1

      facts

    • @svda814
      @svda814 5 лет назад +1

      Doryan Vousemer for research

  • @miladn1969
    @miladn1969 5 лет назад +917

    Can we just take a moment and acknowledge the amount of effort and high quality each video contains!

    • @magnuslikestanks6044
      @magnuslikestanks6044 5 лет назад +1

      It's amazing

    • @kraven4444
      @kraven4444 5 лет назад +1

      idk seems like a lot for the amount of views. i guess they can justify it somehow

    • @PeterPan-cz8de
      @PeterPan-cz8de 5 лет назад +2

      Except this video about this totally irrelevant question

    • @nioxic77
      @nioxic77 5 лет назад +1

      well tbh i could do with lower quality animation and such
      it looks good but.. its just not needed

    • @sajedm9156
      @sajedm9156 5 лет назад

      Mikkel H it is. His video quality encouraged me to subscribe. I love his videos and the quality of them. He should never change it to worse.

  • @grey_f98
    @grey_f98 5 лет назад +325

    4:45 The animation in this video is ridiculously good, especially the billion warheads explosion with the ground 'splashing like water'. Awesome overall video too!

    • @baylorwiseman617
      @baylorwiseman617 5 лет назад +2

      Faiyaz Chowdhury is it bad that that explosion makes me laugh a ridiculous amount?

    • @MuzanKibutsuji01
      @MuzanKibutsuji01 5 лет назад

      Faiyaz have you seen saitamas fight with genos XD

    • @grey_f98
      @grey_f98 5 лет назад

      @@MuzanKibutsuji01 yes I have, but it's unfortunate the new season won't have that level of animation

    • @NguyenMinh792
      @NguyenMinh792 8 месяцев назад

      The King of descriptive essays !

  • @stachiosaurus9787
    @stachiosaurus9787 Год назад +6

    This one made me chuckle quite a bit. Thanks everyone for putting in the hard work!

  • @zameize
    @zameize 5 лет назад +1860

    Kurgesagt : roughly half the population were killed
    Thanos : [heavily breathing]

    • @superglitcherrush6230
      @superglitcherrush6230 5 лет назад +69

      *Thanos Wants To Know Your Location.*

    • @alienwarex51i3
      @alienwarex51i3 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it, who's Thanos?

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 5 лет назад +1

      @@alienwarex51i3 potato chip chin

    • @landofmusic8858
      @landofmusic8858 5 лет назад +1

      You stupid .... You say yeah its cool haha thanos will be happy ... This is just a movie ! Our civilisation can switch off !

    • @TurkeyBurkey1229
      @TurkeyBurkey1229 5 лет назад +1

      @@alienwarex51i3 i don't get it, who's your brain?

  • @CrankerAnimates
    @CrankerAnimates 5 лет назад +2866

    “If intelligent life thrives again, it might be able to work out what happened”
    Intelligent life when they figure out what happened: wtf

    • @jaycoblinneberg5581
      @jaycoblinneberg5581 5 лет назад +315

      “They May have been sentient, but certainly not intelligent”

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 5 лет назад +19

      I would like but 420 likes

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 5 лет назад +24

      Well more likely they would just try to build it again. War is stupid but almost inevitable.

    • @pissandcornflakes9119
      @pissandcornflakes9119 5 лет назад +34

      ? : "hah, what a bunch of fucking idiots!"

    • @kiwi9065
      @kiwi9065 5 лет назад +5

      Intelligent Life does it again

  • @veerand7038
    @veerand7038 5 лет назад +2766

    Future Intelligent Life Teacher: So class, why did humans nuke the Earth?
    Future Intelligent Life Students: To show nature who's the boss

    • @f.9344
      @f.9344 5 лет назад +57

      the hoomans were da real MVP

    • @arachnid83
      @arachnid83 5 лет назад +123

      Another Future Intelligent Life Students: But still, nature won. That's why we are here.

    • @EnerJetix
      @EnerJetix 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @abbiefa
      @abbiefa 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂 Thats a gold one

    • @thecuckchannel2798
      @thecuckchannel2798 5 лет назад +4

      Big quotes on "Intelligent Life"

  • @talthan
    @talthan Год назад +9

    gotta love at 6:03 the fallout T-45 helmet

  • @grammargestapo2918
    @grammargestapo2918 5 лет назад +906

    general: build a missile
    military engineer: how powerful?
    general: *yes*

  • @eiffel108
    @eiffel108 5 лет назад +349

    The quality of this video is unspeakable lmao I’ve never seen cleaner animation than this on RUclips

  • @capisceeshorigami3702
    @capisceeshorigami3702 5 лет назад +255

    Last video: Conciousness is an advanced concept that identifies our existence
    This video: *ALL THE BOMBS*

  • @SilverStaticcc
    @SilverStaticcc Месяц назад +4

    4:36 If you want a scale on how big this would actually be when blown up, here's a rough one. In Kurzgesagts most recent video, they show you Project Sundial, and in this video, they show you 15 Billion Hiroshima bombs. Assuming Hiroshima was around 15 kilotons, 15,000*10,000,000,000=150,000,000,000,000. 150 hundred trillion tons is about 150 Teratons, which probably isn't even a thing. And sundial was 10 gigatons of TNT. So, you would need 15,000 Sundial bombs in order to match this explosion.

  • @panciastko7931
    @panciastko7931 3 года назад +1561

    kurzgesagt 2019: thousands tons of material is catapulted away
    kurzgesagt 2021: a lot of debris is yeeted into space

  • @para_magnus2200
    @para_magnus2200 4 года назад +1799

    “Why was there a mass extinction event”
    “Because they thought it was funny”

  • @MagnificentBirb
    @MagnificentBirb 5 лет назад +697

    Brazil : What is my purpose?
    Kurzgesagt : You are test subject
    Brazil : Oh my god

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 5 лет назад +9

      Implying the rest of the planet isn't?

    • @lucasliet
      @lucasliet 5 лет назад +28

      We only want do dance and play soccer, leave us alone D:

    • @Bruh-fy1jk
      @Bruh-fy1jk 5 лет назад +1

      Come to brazil

    • @zakopako82
      @zakopako82 5 лет назад

      @@SimonClarkstone The rest of the planet suffers from collateral damage

    • @themachinehead4421
      @themachinehead4421 5 лет назад +3

      -Oh my god- *WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

  • @The_majestic199
    @The_majestic199 11 месяцев назад +23

    5:00 you know the situation is bad when even bedrock is splashing like water

  • @mwangiwanjau5368
    @mwangiwanjau5368 4 года назад +4011

    "Let's say we create 10 billion Hiroshima bombs"
    Earth: *Resets to factory settings*

    • @lunar6156
      @lunar6156 4 года назад +48

      Here, have a Comment!

    • @jasonpircio
      @jasonpircio 4 года назад +31

      Underrated comment😭

    • @Dark_H9918
      @Dark_H9918 4 года назад +18

      That was a good one
      U got me

    • @multiminerXD
      @multiminerXD 4 года назад +6

      underrated af

    • @yexc2583
      @yexc2583 4 года назад +3

      very underratted

  • @raqqa5535
    @raqqa5535 5 лет назад +805

    "...enough to power human civilization for over 2000 years, or to build millions of nuclear warheads"
    humans: heeeey guess what we used all the uranium for

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 лет назад +57

      Intelligent creatures aren't we?

    • @moosles1357
      @moosles1357 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah tell that to America

    • @bluemoon1115
      @bluemoon1115 5 лет назад

      Lmaoooo

    • @moosles1357
      @moosles1357 5 лет назад +3

      Hint we aint smart at all

    • @AngelLestat2
      @AngelLestat2 5 лет назад

      it does not matter, we would be death using that uranium for one thing or the other.

  • @Moyokai-
    @Moyokai- 5 лет назад +421

    Producer: How many bombs are you gonna put in this video?
    Kurzgesagt: Yes.

    • @vicemajor
      @vicemajor 5 лет назад

      yeah because producers and animators are the same thing

    • @pcai3903
      @pcai3903 5 лет назад +1

      dekuuu!!

    • @toungeenaamoo
      @toungeenaamoo 5 лет назад +1

      suuumaaaasssshhhhuuuuuhh!

    • @Moyokai-
      @Moyokai- 5 лет назад

      p cai that’s wassup

    • @Moyokai-
      @Moyokai- 5 лет назад

      chito pusak you god damn right

  • @SugarBunniezXD
    @SugarBunniezXD Год назад +25

    Omg! I was seeking for this tutorial for like, YEARS! Thank you very much! The tutorial it self is so detailed! 🤩💥

  • @kiri5269
    @kiri5269 5 лет назад +533

    Kurzgesagt: What is consciousness? How do we define what is 'you'? How does a quantum computer function?
    Also Kurzgesagt: What if we explode all the bombs??

  • @Immadeus
    @Immadeus 5 лет назад +332

    Wow, the the animation in this one was really good.

  • @Fenrirmon
    @Fenrirmon 5 лет назад +506

    "Bedrock would be vaporized instantly..."
    Minecraft Survival Players: "Check DMs it's important"

    • @TheBronzeDog
      @TheBronzeDog 5 лет назад +34

      Creative mode players: Wait, Manhattan, but built of of Dynamite?

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 5 лет назад +4

      You used to be able to break bedrock in pocket edition

    • @aadamariia
      @aadamariia 5 лет назад +1

      irarelyupload did you now

    • @joelaet5832
      @joelaet5832 5 лет назад +2

      Roblox Players: *_TRIGGERED_*

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 5 лет назад

      Ada Arsene yes mate

  • @AlchemistOfNirnroot
    @AlchemistOfNirnroot Год назад +5

    6:03 A Power Armour Helmet (from the Fallout franchise). Nice touch, Kurzgesagt.

  • @fjn4689
    @fjn4689 4 года назад +2845

    "Hey Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today"
    *B O O M*

    • @michaelparton4295
      @michaelparton4295 4 года назад +95

      “Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna be diagnosed with today!”

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 4 года назад +126

      Hey aren't you a little young to be buying thousands of tons of enriched uranium?

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 4 года назад +53

      @@supercomputer0448 yes, yes we are.

    • @spacedout4061
      @spacedout4061 4 года назад +14

      @@supercomputer0448 did you know that you can legally own a nuclear weapon

    • @abadminecraftplayer
      @abadminecraftplayer 4 года назад +3

      we have reached max dude-ness more dude-ness means more A-bombs

  • @eila5388
    @eila5388 5 лет назад +1664

    Earth: "exists"
    Scientist: "Do you want to explode?"

    • @AbdulRauf-fe3qh
      @AbdulRauf-fe3qh 5 лет назад +1

      @@jadeuwu9860 boooo

    • @spongeboymebob771
      @spongeboymebob771 5 лет назад

      Civilians: Y E S

    • @justcommenting6791
      @justcommenting6791 5 лет назад +2

      Earth: exist
      The meteor:it's free real in state
      Life:still exists
      This comment:exists
      The meteor:am i a joke to you

    • @al-mixed1527
      @al-mixed1527 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @MIA-lc8hd
      @MIA-lc8hd 5 лет назад

      No boy military does this not scientist s oh no I am about to get wooshed (lol but srskry military night kill us all)

  • @periodicidiot5412
    @periodicidiot5412 5 лет назад +741

    What if we detonated every single nuke?
    Kurzgesagt logic : we all die.
    Marvel comics logic : everyone becomes hulk.

    • @BruceVieiraLopes_is_awesome
      @BruceVieiraLopes_is_awesome 5 лет назад

      Well, technically it's not wrong xD

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 5 лет назад +9

      Except we don’t all die, just all of us in the Amazon. It’s not until you use the whole stack of uranium that we get utterly rogered

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 5 лет назад +2

      @@spindash64 Assuming that we're able to adapt to the nuclear winter and be able to keep growing food.
      It's likely we'll survive, just not all of us. Certainly not in the billions.

    • @AlbertWillHelmWestings2618
      @AlbertWillHelmWestings2618 5 лет назад

      that's wrong

    • @Sh1penfire
      @Sh1penfire 5 лет назад +5

      There still is a way to survive. Geo thermal vents, and genetic engienering. You know what I mean. Live like a fish, and feed on bacteria. Yeah yeah, it may be weird, but it could be the only way for some humans to survive. (Or, just feed on the things that feed on geo thermal vents.) This is also a way to survive on other planets ^w^

  • @baotrangia3417
    @baotrangia3417 Год назад +2

    We thank you for your effort and time in making videos like this, not only for searching, entertaining, and storing knowledge but also for educating!

  • @minervaortiz8000
    @minervaortiz8000 5 лет назад +860

    Can we all apreciate how in a nutshell actually takes time and quality in their vidoes unlike the infographic show that prefers quantity over quality
    We cant thank you enough

    • @Peczhie
      @Peczhie 5 лет назад +10

      Maybe different target audience?

    • @thecakeisalie3675
      @thecakeisalie3675 5 лет назад +18

      sorry I couldn't hear you over this amazing kurzgesagt video

    • @TheAnoniemo
      @TheAnoniemo 5 лет назад +11

      @@Peczhie A target audience that doesn't care about facts or correct information?

    • @mr.nolife7820
      @mr.nolife7820 5 лет назад +5

      Yes we can't *thanl* them enough

    • @klarenceryoughi
      @klarenceryoughi 5 лет назад +3

      Nutshell? why not... a *nuke*shell?

  • @funnylaughed7423
    @funnylaughed7423 4 года назад +279

    4:43
    Can I just say, there is so much power in these few seconds. The fact that everyone knows the world is about to end. How the music stops. The few seconds between pushing the button and death. It’s just so.. powerful. So awesome!

    • @basspuff514
      @basspuff514 4 года назад +9

      I know! So powerful...

    • @PintoConrad
      @PintoConrad 4 года назад +21

      And that gong sound with the bird vaporizing....:o

    • @MarkAlcarezBoston
      @MarkAlcarezBoston 4 года назад +14

      When the deepest comment is made by someone with a Thomas tank engine meme profile pic

    • @pixel1358
      @pixel1358 4 года назад +4

      I chuckled a bit at the disintegration of that bird. Not sure why.

    • @lorrainekirk6083
      @lorrainekirk6083 4 года назад

      d e e p

  • @ginsama975
    @ginsama975 5 лет назад +602

    Nobody:
    Kurzgesagt: Ok that didn't wipe out humans which is a bummer. We need something bigger

    • @redjive2465
      @redjive2465 5 лет назад +4

      If u want something bigger, include plutonium

    • @Zaza-uh6ro
      @Zaza-uh6ro 5 лет назад +4

      because, why not

    • @Y0y0Jester
      @Y0y0Jester 5 лет назад +2

      lol i made a similar comment without reading yours XD

    • @ginsama975
      @ginsama975 5 лет назад +2

      @@Y0y0Jester great minds!

    • @3User
      @3User 5 лет назад +1

      @@redjive2465 Plutonium makes absolutely no difference to the nuclear yield. Instead using a fusion warhead would give a MUCH higher explosive yield

  • @1118saori
    @1118saori Год назад +104

    Thank you for creating a wonderful video. I am Japanese. My grandpa's friends experienced new clear damages for a long time. such as leukemia, cancer, blindness and infertility. It was terrible to image. Absolutely NO nuclear war should ever happen.

    • @DengXianglong
      @DengXianglong Год назад +5

      But you guys pour some nuclear water to the ocean🤣

    • @Naev0w0
      @Naev0w0 Год назад

      ​@@DengXianglongfound the Chinese shill.
      It is common knowledge that the water being dumped is well within the safe levels established by national regulation boards. Just because your government says its not, doesn't mean it's true.

    • @Nano_Rex57
      @Nano_Rex57 Год назад +14

      ​@@DengXianglongWHICH is filtered, while China releases a lot of unfiltered Radioactive water which causes environmental damages to the Corals, Fish, Planktons, and etc.

    • @DengXianglong
      @DengXianglong Год назад

      @@Nano_Rex57 Oh, what's up bro. If things were as you say, the Western media would never be as silent as they are towards to Japan. In fact, Taiwan has been testing the waters around China for years and nothing has happened. The ocean is so healthy. But we know nothing about Japan's discharge of nuclear wastewater. Except for Japan's own statement, they do not allow others to test it(even IAEA can't do it). Considering the misdeeds of Tokyo Electric Power Company in lying, I have a hard time trusting them.

    • @cowmagic-dm1no
      @cowmagic-dm1no Год назад

      @@Nano_Rex57 Since you think it is harmless, please drink it

  • @colorfulhumor4724
    @colorfulhumor4724 3 года назад +1660

    Short answer: Death
    Long answer: *DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHH*

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 4 года назад +1299

    A small crater, about 10KM across, is left in the center of the worst wildfires the planet has seen in millenia, burning down forests and cities alike
    Now, the unpleasant part begins.
    The.
    *WHAT?*

    • @outspokenasshole
      @outspokenasshole 4 года назад +17

      Exactly 😂

    • @PhuocNguyen-wk7hy
      @PhuocNguyen-wk7hy 4 года назад +38

      a small crater the size of a big crater lol

    • @oscargurdian9389
      @oscargurdian9389 4 года назад +3

      Phuoc Nguyen 10m isnt that big though

    • @johnbailey5835
      @johnbailey5835 4 года назад +9

      @@oscargurdian9389 10 KM
      So 10,000m
      Not 10

    • @oscargurdian9389
      @oscargurdian9389 4 года назад +3

      john bailey it was a typo. calm down. either way it really isnt that big. you'd barely be able to see it from space

  • @raheelnabi4691
    @raheelnabi4691 4 года назад +2729

    So basically, the server would lag so much that everyone is kicked out

    • @189wow
      @189wow 4 года назад +16

      😂

    • @cindyyaa4823
      @cindyyaa4823 4 года назад +15

      Yup so much

    • @TheRadioactiveBanana32
      @TheRadioactiveBanana32 4 года назад +18

      OH yeah minekraft referance someone making lagmachine

    • @David-f9z8e
      @David-f9z8e 4 года назад +7

      tierzoo

    • @solopowermove2131
      @solopowermove2131 4 года назад +18

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  • @Nathan-oe8ut
    @Nathan-oe8ut Год назад +1

    This channel is so good for sating sick curiousity

  • @sirotteriv5684
    @sirotteriv5684 3 года назад +4047

    “Hey Ferb, I know what we are going to do today”

    • @skullarmy3339
      @skullarmy3339 3 года назад +250

      Moooom,Daaaad, Phineas and Ferb are detonating every nuclear bomb at once!!!
      Mom: oh what a lovely experiment

    • @sebastianhanson781
      @sebastianhanson781 3 года назад +11

      Lmao

    • @yrburd
      @yrburd 3 года назад +9

      Uh oh

    • @bismarckinwotb4150
      @bismarckinwotb4150 3 года назад +23

      Hey Phineas, watcha doin?

    • @skullarmy3339
      @skullarmy3339 3 года назад +40

      Phineas=* looks round corner where the pile of bombs are in which his mom can't see*
      *Watches as an interdimentional portal teleports them to a alternate universe*
      Also Phineas= oh um nothing
      Meanwhile at ☆DOOFENSHMIRTS EVIL INCORPORATEEEEEED☆
      DOOFENSHMIRTS :NO NONONONO
      PERRY! YOU JUST RUINED THE INTERGALACTUNIVERSIATOR!
      Perry: platypus sounds (oof in his language)

  • @TyMooz15
    @TyMooz15 5 лет назад +301

    Honestly this is some of the best stuff on RUclips in general. The quality is so perfect. Thank you for making such amazing videos

  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill 5 лет назад +623

    Alien #1: "So, what you are telling me is that, in the year called 2020, humanity decided to just commit world level suicide by mining every bit of uranium and exploding it?"
    Alien #2: "...Ye-es?"
    Alien #1: *Deep inhale*

    • @corporalsilver6981
      @corporalsilver6981 5 лет назад +27

      *spongebob boi meme*

    • @edwinalbarran5438
      @edwinalbarran5438 5 лет назад +4

      Ram Kitten I almost pissed myself at one in the morning laughing at your post. Thanks haha

    • @ErikratKhandnalie
      @ErikratKhandnalie 5 лет назад +8

      Alien #2: "They left a note, one last transmission before detonation.... I don't know if I'm translating this correctly but... "He won a second time"

    • @aparnan2799
      @aparnan2799 5 лет назад +1

      @@ErikratKhandnalie LOL😂😂😂 IM WHEEZING

    • @izyaboi9844
      @izyaboi9844 5 лет назад

      *BOI*

  • @Jimmy_WRLD
    @Jimmy_WRLD Год назад +1

    These guys deserve their own Netflix shiw

  • @siph3437
    @siph3437 5 лет назад +370

    Amazon Rainforest: Am I a joke to you?
    Bird: Yes
    (pushes the button

  • @emidroob
    @emidroob 3 года назад +1020

    "Kaboom?"
    "Yes Rico, Kaboom!"

  • @bennyboiart7781
    @bennyboiart7781 5 лет назад +317

    Kurzgesagt: creates a scenario in which humanity is wiped out via nuclear explosion.
    Also Kurzgesagt: animates it to make it look absolutely beautiful while doing it.

    • @sdkowalik95
      @sdkowalik95 5 лет назад +1

      An exploding planet is probably pretty beautiful IRL, when it isn't your homeworld.

  • @GeraltOfArabia
    @GeraltOfArabia 27 дней назад

    Easily one of the best videos of this channel

  • @selever6825
    @selever6825 3 года назад +1215

    "Kaboom?"
    "Yes Rico, Kaboom"

    • @gapplssb
      @gapplssb 3 года назад +5

      *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

    • @inferno9924
      @inferno9924 3 года назад +17

      4:47

    • @maxrus5389
      @maxrus5389 3 года назад +4

      yes Klee kaboom

    • @kshitij9898
      @kshitij9898 3 года назад

      Why would you copy someone else's comment? Just for some likes on the internet?

    • @forbiddentictactoe1734
      @forbiddentictactoe1734 3 года назад

      👆👆 Dude spitting fax

  • @r0cky613
    @r0cky613 4 года назад +517

    Son: What happend to our ancestors dad?
    Dad: They blew a up a nuclear bomb, son.
    Son: Why dad?
    DAD: They just wanted to see what happend.

    • @somethingiguess8486
      @somethingiguess8486 4 года назад

      :) I’m still here

    • @r0cky613
      @r0cky613 4 года назад

      @@somethingiguess8486 what do you mean

    • @r0cky613
      @r0cky613 4 года назад +4

      @G E T R E K T 905 in the later civilizatios

    • @craycraydoggyshow5745
      @craycraydoggyshow5745 4 года назад +1

      White Vulture How will there be later civilisations if there’s no one there to continue humanity

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 4 года назад

      Copied.

  • @anvilmemetrooper
    @anvilmemetrooper 4 года назад +2268

    "Bedrock vaporized"
    Minecraft Survival players: *Is it possible to learn this power?*

    • @annialator3259
      @annialator3259 4 года назад +34

      @Mokbul Hossain it's possible in survival. It's also possible to obtain bedrock on survival

    • @joemistica9449
      @joemistica9449 4 года назад +11

      @@annialator3259 how mods?normal survival?

    • @annialator3259
      @annialator3259 4 года назад +19

      @@joemistica9449 yes in normal survival. In java edition and bedrock edition you can break it but in bedrock you can also obtain it. No, no mods. Just technical side of Minecraft.

    • @joemistica9449
      @joemistica9449 4 года назад +2

      @@annialator3259 how?

    • @annialator3259
      @annialator3259 4 года назад +15

      @@joemistica9449 you're on RUclips. Look it up

  • @RosieNyan
    @RosieNyan Год назад +7

    4:47 I just love that 😂

  • @crypticsound8D
    @crypticsound8D 5 лет назад +1610

    Me: **looks at title**
    Me: "um...we'd die...obviously
    Me: **still clicks on video**

    • @firstnamelastname3262
      @firstnamelastname3262 5 лет назад +54

      You're basically describing all of Kurzegast's question videos.

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 5 лет назад +18

      Did you watch the video? Apart from cancer rates going up a little, we'd be fine.

    • @Andynator42
      @Andynator42 5 лет назад +4

      Em we don’t die actually did you even watch de video?

    • @Ar-fy5nc
      @Ar-fy5nc 5 лет назад +1

      @@Andynator42 yeah hopefully not the bird who triggered the bomb, hopefully we life in Mars

    • @aydenstokes7026
      @aydenstokes7026 5 лет назад +1

      Big Fax😂😂

  • @Erikg2001
    @Erikg2001 5 лет назад +2240

    Well from my Minecraft experience, either life will lag or the earth would crash

    • @SageSylvie
      @SageSylvie 5 лет назад +57

      Yeah then we could force quit and get the Earth back to before the bombs exploded

    • @bubblem1lk
      @bubblem1lk 5 лет назад +10

      Erikg2001 HAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @TheWormzerjr
      @TheWormzerjr 5 лет назад +8

      I wonder how much it takes to blow up the earth and heavens. click my name to watch Son of Perdition part 4

    • @islandprincess714
      @islandprincess714 5 лет назад +10

      *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH INTENSIFIES*

    • @mistakenotou7681
      @mistakenotou7681 5 лет назад +5

      Some one must make manhatan in minecraft from tnt

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges 5 лет назад +1417

    _"We couldn't find a source that answered this question to our satisfaction"_
    *hmm I wonder why*

  • @Guest777-Sanity
    @Guest777-Sanity Год назад +5

    2:18 this is 100% accurate I heard of it and in diff places it said the same exact thing

  • @btdoubles4859
    @btdoubles4859 4 года назад +2310

    April better not be getting any ideas

    • @samueldavid6953
      @samueldavid6953 4 года назад +53

      April: 👀

    • @NuGzNOVAYDEN
      @NuGzNOVAYDEN 4 года назад +25

      Humanity: 🙇‍♂️please April have mercy🙅‍♀️

    • @kennko3
      @kennko3 4 года назад +8

      I’m deleting my comment 4 you

    • @nicolaspietrangelo5573
      @nicolaspietrangelo5573 4 года назад +27

      Well, volcanos in Indonesia are active and there are wildfires near Chernobyl, which is rising the radiation levels and there is risk of radioactive ashes falling all over Europe, so no big deal.

    • @memelord9774
      @memelord9774 4 года назад +3

      You know what just press the darn button.

  • @alessiodibella2003
    @alessiodibella2003 2 года назад +2259

    6:32 At least even if humanity eventually dies out of nuclear war, life on Earth will still find a way to go on. This is slightly heartwarming.

    • @vuchiha6571
      @vuchiha6571 2 года назад +108

      yea that made me feel better

    • @Asif.K
      @Asif.K 2 года назад +5

      @@vuchiha6571 loll!

    • @thewarstoryteller9900
      @thewarstoryteller9900 2 года назад +40

      In a billion years our galaxy would have collided with another one, earth would have been engulfed by the sun and so on. Not so heartwarming now is it?

    • @alessiodibella2003
      @alessiodibella2003 2 года назад +180

      @@thewarstoryteller9900 I know Earth will die at some point, mr. nice guy, but it will take much, much more than one million years.

    • @dcascato
      @dcascato 2 года назад +37

      @@thewarstoryteller9900 life and death, two faces of the same coin. Take gratefully what is bought for you

  • @Blankace.
    @Blankace. 5 лет назад +587

    Humans: Destroy all life.
    Aliens: "Absolute mad lads"

    • @boogeymann6686
      @boogeymann6686 5 лет назад +17

      God: damn those asshole humans destroying my creations

    • @alibenkhalid4192
      @alibenkhalid4192 5 лет назад +5

      Hands down the best comment in this comment section😂😂😂 the rest are old mediocre feel-good memes

    • @boogeymann6686
      @boogeymann6686 5 лет назад +3

      @That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley God during flood: those assholes are turning evil. I'm gonna go ahead and smite them all

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 лет назад

      David Bowie: *Malicious smile*

    • @boogeymann6686
      @boogeymann6686 5 лет назад +2

      @That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley God: *YEET*

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 Год назад +3

    Kurzgestat: Hey, so we have an idea for another video
    Scientist: *defeated sigh* I got a masters for this...

  • @---mi9lh
    @---mi9lh 5 лет назад +628

    "Bedrock on the scale of huge mountain ranges is vaporized"
    Minecraft players be like: hmm

    • @EE-ed6fz
      @EE-ed6fz 5 лет назад +51

      Kurzgesagt discovered way to break bedrock.

    • @TheDipperPinez27
      @TheDipperPinez27 5 лет назад +27

      we just gotta pile up billions of tnt blocks

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +8

      how much tnt do we need guys
      wait yeah i see the charged creeper dude
      wait no don’t-
      dont bring it near my house dude no
      dude stoop
      stop no
      dude whyyy

    • @Thor_the_Doge
      @Thor_the_Doge 5 лет назад

      yep

    • @cobalius
      @cobalius 5 лет назад

      @@vbgvbg1133 and all the rare fruits and vegetables in your farm.. Gone forever :(

  • @hoodini4120
    @hoodini4120 5 лет назад +850

    Humans: detonates every nuke on earth
    Earth: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @Jeffry_Ab
    @Jeffry_Ab 4 года назад +2544

    Jesus... imagine the FPS drop

    • @chisanahoshi5851
      @chisanahoshi5851 4 года назад +64

      oh god

    • @shockranger8918
      @shockranger8918 4 года назад +93

      yeah just think of all the high poly assests it would have to render in

    • @californium-2526
      @californium-2526 4 года назад +58

      Burns the game and the computer.

    • @Xplainn93
      @Xplainn93 4 года назад +53

      Went from 120 FPS to 1 in a split frame.

    • @silentious320
      @silentious320 4 года назад +27

      Fallout 4 left the chat..