Just so yall know i didnt lose sanity because go/jo got bisected like a pizza, my exams were coming up so rather than studying i decided to teach others ☝️🤓
nah worst part is after the big bang, the universe was basically a battle zone(heian era) and black holes straight up dominated everything(sukuna) @8%2F-wuw%2Cymuvu%60e%2Ccmm-cjalngl-UApRlD-FUDFMxsfHKEHWwhlC
that one crab that was with the mecha crab before leaving him would as a question to the mecha crab: Crab: “i know you can’t run as fast as me but we need to get to the fortress, if you had to fight that stingray by yourself… who would win?” the Mechacrab would replay: Mechacrab: “well if the stingray uses his domain expansion: “malevolent carpet trap” it might cause me a little trouble” Crab: “but would you loose?” Mechacrab: “Nah i’d win” then the crab would run as fast as it could to the fortress making it all the way and get into safety, but Mechacrab couldn’t made it on time and was out in the open against the stingray ready for the fight of the strongest the stingray would open its domain expansion “malevolent carpet trap”, but the stingray didn’t know 2 key things, First is that Mechacrab was to tall and was a hard prey to catch and second, is that Mechacrab learned simple domain being able to avoid the domain expansion, but even then stingray would be able to land a water flash knocking and almost defeating Mechacrab, and the stingray would as a question to Mechacrab Stingray: “are you the strongest because you are MechaCrab or are you MechaCrab because you are the strongest?” but suddenly the Mechacrab would use reverse cursed technique to heal and go back into his legs and he replay Mechacrab: stand proud stingray, you are strong…. but when it comes to protection we crabs are the exception, because throughout Sea and Sand we alone are the united onces”
"As the strong fruit, Apple, fought his strongest opponent, Banana, they both started to open his domains, Apple opened his domain "3 Laws of the pyshic" and Banana opened his domain "potassium field", after a big battle Apple ask to banana "Are you a banana because it has 270 milligrams of potassium, or you have 270 milligrams of potassium because it is a banana?" Banana respond "Nah i'd win".
Gamma ray bursts don’t happen when neutron stars collide, kilonovas do, and if a gamma ray burst was directly aimed at earth at even 3,000 light years away, we would die.
jupiter: bro i can crush you and turn u into a giant ring, either way, the sun saved your creatures from dying due to extreme radiation sun: you better thank me for that or else i will personally cause chaos amongst ur creatures earth: nah sun in 2025:
Just so yall know i didnt lose sanity because go/jo got bisected like a pizza, my exams were coming up so rather than studying i decided to teach others ☝️🤓
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"I alone... Am the habitable one"
-Earth
Damnnn Earth edits goes hard!! I am down bad
I saw that edit too
are you habitable because you are earth?
or are you earth because because you are habitable?
@@Sopmod-py1eewth that an good question...
@@buiyakabuiyaka619why are you down bad for a fucking planet lil bro??🤨🤨
jjk fans creativity is out of this world
And they cant put it to any use
I mean just look up no one can hide or run from Gojo then you’ll see how creative we are 😂
Literally
Just like the earth was bro solos the whole dragon ball verse
😂
Not to brag. I lived there
No replies? Lemme fix that
bro fr ?? im so jealous
I wish I also live there. I live in jupiter :(
Fr bro 😢@@Karma404.
Lived?
The black hole: ah my anti earth technique. I havent used it since the heian era. 🗿🙏🗿
😂
havent used this since the big bang era
Big bang era
nah worst part is after the big bang, the universe was basically a battle zone(heian era) and black holes straight up dominated everything(sukuna) @8%2F-wuw%2Cymuvu%60e%2Ccmm-cjalngl-UApRlD-FUDFMxsfHKEHWwhlC
Then Sagittarius A open it domain expansion malicious vacuum.
Throughout planets and solar systems, earth alone, is the habitable one 🔥
Was just bouta say that fr
Way harder than what was said I'm the vid🗣🔥
😂
Actually sound really cool
😂😂😂
“Are you the strongest planet because you survived the gamma ray burst, or did you survive the gamma ray burst because you are the strongest planet”
I was waiting for that lol
Both
Sun in billions of years: nah, i'd expand.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
second one
“I am alone have a life, and you don’t touch grass”
-earth
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you need to touch some grass, while I have a monopoly on it" 🔥
"Nah I'd win🗿"
- Earth Satoru
No replies? Lemme fix that.
What if I decide to remove your comment?
@@Bridge_Player_ 💀💀💀
@@Bridge_Player_bro what💀
“Throughout planets and solar systems, I alone am the habitable one”
-Earth
Stand proud gamma rays you are strong
-Earth
When u wanna watch anime but ur parent force u to be space scientist
😂😂
I believe it's called Astrologist or something else
@@NCA2212fairly certain it's astrophysicist
@@NCA2212 my man, astrology is those zodiac bs. Astronomy is the word you're searching for
I had this same conflict with myself when I was posting this comment that’s why I went with space scientist to be safe
''youtube shorts ahh'' comment
The earth split in half 💀💀💀💀💀
WE PREDICTING THE FUTURE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
The equator going deeper with this one
Ea/rth
And JJK community sacrificed their SANITY..
For some best memes in the world that's an W
Gojo's death is tragic enough to make them go insane.
Ever since gojo died lol
WITH THIS LOBOTOMY I SUMMON
"Nah, I'd survive"
-Earth
Bro created the most diabolical edit on Earth and thought that we wouldn't notice 🗣️🔥🔥
_Nah, I’d notice._
Nah man, in the milkyway galaxy
@@jesperbach2193 what if there is a habitable planet just like Earth in the milky way which has better edits and meme
@@Bridge_Player_impossible
@@silverco. Everything is possible in this universe
“I alone am the universal one” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Bro added gojo, Christianity and space in one edit crazyyyy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🤫🧏♂️
Fr
Lol
Literally Isaac Newton
With these neutron stars i summon the black hole!
WE TIME TRAVELIN WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
I SUMMON THE WICKED AVATAR
With this sacred treasure i summon the divine general of the cosmos pheonix A
Eight handed Hawkins radiations divine light speed big bang With this sacred treasure I summon.... Abell 1201
"Nah, I'd survive"💀
*god: FOR THE TREASURE I SUMMON!*
*earth: nah, I'd win*
"Throughout the Planets and Solar System, I Alone am the Habitable One."
*-The Habitable One, Earth Satoru*
WE PASSING SCIENCE CLASS WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Throughout heaven and myself, I alone am the living one”
bro took "jujutsu kaisen" to a new level
U already know its the jjk meme when u once heard "who would win?"
I knew it like five words in
Earth really say "nuh uh" 💀
Earth is Tojo and just broke a domain🥶🥶🥶🥶😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
"With this treasure I summon: The indomitable human spirit!"
Neutrons: WITH THIS DYING STAR I SUMMON-
Earth: 🗿
Imaginary technique “hollow moon”🌕
Middle school science teachers when nobody listened:
“Throughout planets and solar systems I alone am the habitable one.”
Bro is going wild 💀🙏🏻
Gamma Ray Burst: W-What happened?
Earth: Nothing happened…
Throughout the planets and the sun, I alone am the inhabited one.
The Earth becoming Gojo is wild
We are going to win universe with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Umm actually the universe expands faster than the speed of light so we cannot win the universe ☝️🤓
@@Bridge_Player_Nah i'd faster
@@Bridge_Player_ Nah, We'd Win
5 billions later - earth becomes kit kat
They should teach us science like this.I'm pretty sure I'd get an A+
Teacher: where did you learn physics?
Me: bridge player
this educates me more than my science teacher
Anime Villains: "Do you believe in your own Plot Armour so Much?"
*Earth: "I AM THE PLOT ARMOUR"💪🏻🗿👍🏻*
Bro taught me more in 20secs than in school
Earth : "With this sacred treasure I summon earthlings"
Stand proud
You can cook
Domain expansion : Malevolent kitchen
Earth: throughout the solar system i alone am the habitable one
Domain Expansion: Supermassive Blackhole
Bro dropped the hardest earth edit and thought we wouldn’t notice 🔥
The lobotomy kaisen really becoming a story like NasDaily
Jjk fans have truly accepted the Lobotomy Kaisen tag
Don’t forget the stars domain: supernova explosion🔥
that one crab that was with the mecha crab before leaving him would as a question to the mecha crab:
Crab: “i know you can’t run as fast as me but we need to get to the fortress, if you had to fight that stingray by yourself… who would win?”
the Mechacrab would replay:
Mechacrab: “well if the stingray uses his domain expansion: “malevolent carpet trap” it might cause me a little trouble”
Crab: “but would you loose?”
Mechacrab: “Nah i’d win”
then the crab would run as fast as it could to the fortress making it all the way and get into safety, but Mechacrab couldn’t made it on time and was out in the open against the stingray ready for the fight of the strongest
the stingray would open its domain expansion “malevolent carpet trap”, but the stingray didn’t know 2 key things, First is that Mechacrab was to tall and was a hard prey to catch and second, is that Mechacrab learned simple domain being able to avoid the domain expansion, but even then stingray would be able to land a water flash knocking and almost defeating Mechacrab, and the stingray would as a question to Mechacrab
Stingray: “are you the strongest because you are MechaCrab or are you MechaCrab because you are the strongest?”
but suddenly the Mechacrab would use reverse cursed technique to heal and go back into his legs and he replay
Mechacrab: stand proud stingray, you are strong…. but when it comes to protection we crabs are the exception, because throughout Sea and Sand we alone are the united onces”
Well i am the biggest jjk fan
Earth the one who left the dinosaurs behind
Earth satoru
Lobotomy kaisen out here teaching science for no damn reason. At first it was cellular respiration and now it’s supernovae
Some other diabolical shit boutta come up just wait till my exams are over
In Blackbeard’s words, “Lobotomy Kaisen will never end.”
Literally i was thinking it was like jjk than kitkat showed up
This is going to far💀
"As the strong fruit, Apple, fought his strongest opponent, Banana, they both started to open his domains, Apple opened his domain "3 Laws of the pyshic" and Banana opened his domain "potassium field", after a big battle Apple ask to banana "Are you a banana because it has 270 milligrams of potassium, or you have 270 milligrams of potassium because it is a banana?" Banana respond "Nah i'd win".
Damn @@nickverse9635
@@dantedmc1789 ✍🔥🔥🔥
@@nickverse9635🔥
@@1tsApGaming nah id write
Nah bro what are jjk fans cooking 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
Cursed technique: humanity
They feast on your cursed energy till it runs out and would eventually nuke you from within
Gamma ray bursts don’t happen when neutron stars collide, kilonovas do, and if a gamma ray burst was directly aimed at earth at even 3,000 light years away, we would die.
Ryomen earth
Ryomen Terra
"Are you Earth because you're the third planet from the sun, or are you the third planet from the sun because you're Earth?"
jupiter: bro i can crush you and turn u into a giant ring, either way, the sun saved your creatures from dying due to extreme radiation
sun: you better thank me for that or else i will personally cause chaos amongst ur creatures
earth: nah
sun in 2025:
Earth - Gojo
Stars - Jogo and Toji
And....i....live on that planet
It should’ve been “throughout the cosmos i alone am the civlized one”
That is basically the best explanation to when Gojo said “nah I’d win”. But in space edition.
Throughout heaven and space I alone am the polluted one 🗿🗿
Through space and time, i alone am the habitable one -earth
Lobotomy Kaisen goin universal with dis one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
“How many jjk memes can you cramp into a single short?”
“Yes🗿”
through out the milky way I alone am the habitable one
"When it comes to surviving explosions, bet on earth"
"What if you lose?"
"Then you get your money back"
I love these types of edits keep the good work up
ayy thanks, i appreciate that
"And for approximatley 4 minutes, The Earth is practically *Unkillable* "
"me mewing to the goat"
Neutron Stars:How did you manage to survive my imaginary technique: Gamma blast
The Earth:I Am the Exception
From that day, jjk fan never be the same
This is my favorite way to learn. I need a whole course written like this
Neutron stars look like a 200% hollow purple
bro mixed go/jo sukuna and hakari😭😭😭
"Throughout the planets and Solar System, I alone am the INHABITABLE one!"
"Throughout Cosmos and Galaxies, I alone am the honoured one."
I don't wanna flex but I live there😏
solarballs in a nutshell
Bro really said"stand proud you're strong" like frivking sukuna
I alone am the habitable one
Are you the best planet because you have life or do you have life because you are the best planet
"throughout the solar system and planets, I alone am the atmospheric one"
“Throughout the Milky Way and all the galaxies, I alone am the inhabited one” -Earth
This will be my science project in mid school
If you don't receive the best award and I don't receive the clip I'm boutta sue you and your school
“Throughout the planets and the solar systems, I alone am the habitable one.”
-Earth 2024
Stand proud Earth-Chan you are magnificent
BRO WHY TF THOSE THIS GO HARD LIKE HOW
Through all the planet and solar systems, I alone, am the littered one 🤞🔴🙏🔵🫴🟣
JJK fans Unironically learning Physics in order to make a Shitpost: 🗿
"red neutron blue neutron : TRUE HALLOW PURPLE"
"throughout planets and the solar system I alone am the habitable one"