Sexuality Explained with Soda

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

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  • @saniavstheworld
    @saniavstheworld Год назад +87314

    This started out so educational and got so out of pocket real fast😭💀

    • @ArKaneAcrumProductions
      @ArKaneAcrumProductions Год назад +251

      right 💀

    • @maximummac223
      @maximummac223 Год назад +735

      Ita started going down the drain at R. Kelly and we all just wanted some water by the end 💀

    • @matthewmeier3316
      @matthewmeier3316 Год назад +112

      Educational?

    • @Kanetsugi
      @Kanetsugi Год назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @jacksonh2083
      @jacksonh2083 Год назад +278

      @@matthewmeier3316 Yes. It was educating people on different sexualities and stuff.

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan Год назад +299881

    Nah bro the R kelly one was wild 💀

    • @bigdawg12z
      @bigdawg12z Год назад +1834

      why are you everywhere lmao

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 Год назад +3423

      ​@@bigdawg12z common thing on RUclips, i call them the comment RUclipsrs. All they do is comment.

    • @toegrippr
      @toegrippr Год назад +389

      why are you everywhere bro

    • @snowwann273
      @snowwann273 Год назад +164

      But its true tho.

    • @christianharris5193
      @christianharris5193 Год назад +91

      On god it was 😂😂😂

  • @shroom_zzz3030
    @shroom_zzz3030 Год назад +33731

    “I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good” is honestly a mood lmao

  • @x_angelkawaii_x.
    @x_angelkawaii_x. 3 месяца назад +1095

    "I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good" mood asf

    • @Oatmealed
      @Oatmealed Месяц назад +4

      Dawg you stole this comment lmfao

    • @gooldenpug-yd1tp
      @gooldenpug-yd1tp Месяц назад

      @@Oatmealedhe Actually did

    • @Boomm-ez6so
      @Boomm-ez6so Месяц назад

      bro stole a comment from 10 months ago

    • @obsidiangaming05
      @obsidiangaming05 10 дней назад

      Real I will choose anything if it tastes good but don't steal

  • @Crustywaffle01
    @Crustywaffle01 9 месяцев назад +4952

    Man just solved it in a minute

    • @gaigeyachcik3544
      @gaigeyachcik3544 9 месяцев назад +35

      He somehow answered all my questions about this subject in this short

    • @ChidingOver1305
      @ChidingOver1305 9 месяцев назад +5

      lmao oh yea, solved, easy

    • @Terra_Tempurra
      @Terra_Tempurra 9 месяцев назад +3

      Fr

    • @hkluv3rr
      @hkluv3rr 9 месяцев назад +3

      Fr fr

    • @askredditstudios8055
      @askredditstudios8055 9 месяцев назад +1

      Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

  • @meadow6760
    @meadow6760 Год назад +3547

    Not gonna lie for a split second I expected the R Kelly one to be like a lemonade juice box or something lmao

    • @alexmendez3681
      @alexmendez3681 Год назад +63

      I thought he was going to shower the bottle on his own. Lemonade is more clever though haha.

    • @Vee_453
      @Vee_453 Год назад +15

      Same I thought it would be apple juice lmao

    • @therizztitan
      @therizztitan Год назад

      I don't understand who's r kelly and what's this joke about?

    • @number1kenyan
      @number1kenyan Год назад +1

      ​@@therizztitan r kelly was a former famous rapper (who made the song 'I believe I can fly') but was recently convicted of being a pedophile as he had relationships with 14 and younger girls

    • @number1kenyan
      @number1kenyan Год назад +70

      ​@@therizztitan the joke is hes going for the smaller soda (representing younger girls) instead of the bigger ones (women)

  • @faisalnurdin2931
    @faisalnurdin2931 Год назад +18997

    “I like my bottle thick” is something I never would’ve thought I would ever hear

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 3 месяца назад +175

    Pan: I don't care as long as it tastes good
    Omni: I like all of them, I just like Pepsi and Sprite the most

    • @Da_pie-rat
      @Da_pie-rat Месяц назад +4

      I LOVE THIS AS AN OMNISEXUAL PERSON

    • @Piperrrrgobrrrr
      @Piperrrrgobrrrr Месяц назад +2

      @@Da_pie-rat No offense, but it doesn’t make sense. “Omni” is a Latin root for the word “all”.

    • @DedBo1
      @DedBo1 29 дней назад

      ​@@Piperrrrgobrrrr Pretty sure that's the point, they're attracted to all genders

    • @GrilodelaMuerte
      @GrilodelaMuerte 28 дней назад

      @@Piperrrrgobrrrrthat makes sense why it’s called omnitrix

  • @unidino8963
    @unidino8963 Год назад +18252

    This man just explained sexuality to a person who doesn't get it in the easiest way possible

    • @Boppercat
      @Boppercat Год назад

      @@PEZ1514why do you think trans people are mental? It’s thier choice and tbh it doesn’t really matter, let people be people.

    • @ghost_of_7th_st.
      @ghost_of_7th_st. Год назад +60

      1kth like
      how do you pronounce this

    • @Chadturner21
      @Chadturner21 Год назад +18

      @@PEZ1514 agreed

    • @IUsedToBeACatWithAMoustahce
      @IUsedToBeACatWithAMoustahce Год назад +140

      ​@@ghost_of_7th_st.I am not trying to be rude I just want to say something.
      1kth upsets me so deeply because I had to stare at it for a second to see what you meant.
      I am not trying to be hurtful thank you for reading my TED Talk.

    • @yukithedoggo2690
      @yukithedoggo2690 Год назад +91

      @@IUsedToBeACatWithAMoustahce i pronounced it:
      "one cuth"

  • @RostoyaEgarov
    @RostoyaEgarov Год назад +15061

    Bro went from sexuality, to fetishes to crime real quick

    • @dreadedworld8864
      @dreadedworld8864 Год назад +161

      Which one does it start at ?

    • @IsraelsWeakestWhite
      @IsraelsWeakestWhite Год назад +312

      @@dreadedworld8864 that my friend is a good question

    • @That1cactus_
      @That1cactus_ Год назад +8

      420th like lets goo

    • @dreadedworld8864
      @dreadedworld8864 Год назад +147

      @@IsraelsWeakestWhite just trying to see if there homophobic or transphobic

    • @IsraelsWeakestWhite
      @IsraelsWeakestWhite Год назад +305

      @@dreadedworld8864 baiting them on their personal beliefs so you could play the moral high ground because they may not subscribe to that way of thought? Resulting in the endless virtual pats on the back form strangers you wouldn’t have seen if you didn’t do that, and will never see them again?

  • @Bruhface0019
    @Bruhface0019 Год назад +8334

    Leonardo DiCaprio: my bottle been out for too long, I want a newer one

  • @Raventeawrites
    @Raventeawrites 2 месяца назад +130

    As a bisexual who likes both coke and pepsi equally I can confirm this is an accurate portrayal

  • @elduardo2496
    @elduardo2496 Год назад +12009

    Growing up in Brazil, when we suspected someone was in the closet, we used to say "This coke is Fanta".

    • @roseslime713
      @roseslime713 Год назад +707

      What a groovy way to say "this person is fruity"

    • @nightrider6243
      @nightrider6243 Год назад +112

      Fanta orginaly was a german copy of Coca-Cola

    • @nany_quinha
      @nany_quinha Год назад +94

      Brooo my dad still says that sometimes
      Hes like 65 tho lol

    • @mx.n1383
      @mx.n1383 Год назад +40

      I will use this now whenever I think someone is in the alfabet mafia :))))

    • @tattifatty7421
      @tattifatty7421 Год назад +18

      That's so cute lol

  • @acedoomer5244
    @acedoomer5244 Год назад +3626

    5 years ago I couldn't even imagine that Killmonger would tell me about sexualities

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 Год назад +25

      HA 😄

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed Год назад +18

      What’s a Killmonger

    • @LadyEowyn
      @LadyEowyn Год назад +102

      ​@@WolfyRed Michael B Jordan's character in Black Panther.

    • @dyastro7479
      @dyastro7479 Год назад +50

      THATS WHY HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

    • @Mebues
      @Mebues Год назад +15

      Wait is he actually the guy who played killmonger?

  • @realgamer2.0
    @realgamer2.0 Год назад +9343

    “I don’t give a damn as long it tastes good” couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @JonesVR
    @JonesVR 3 месяца назад +49

    "ion give a damn as long as it tastes good" yeah that pretty much explains

  • @amelkafiona5305
    @amelkafiona5305 Год назад +6032

    bro explained sexualities better than anyone ever did.

    • @Idklol2866
      @Idklol2866 Год назад +27

      It’s not all sexuality’s polysexual and Omnisexual wasn’t mentioned but a lot of them were

    • @blood2272
      @blood2272 Год назад

      ​@@Idklol2866 i prefer to call them mental illness

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 Год назад +20

      ​@@Idklol2866 I myself am technically poly, but I just say bisexual because it's simpler for people to grasp.

    • @Krolic5
      @Krolic5 Год назад +18

      Now wait till he explains the other 139.

    • @anthonyhawkins4136
      @anthonyhawkins4136 Год назад

      Because no one gives a fuck

  • @c00lk1d86
    @c00lk1d86 10 месяцев назад +31827

    "I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good"
    Relatable 😭

  • @listenhere2006
    @listenhere2006 Год назад +39885

    lost opportunity on asexuals to say " im not thirsty"

  • @ItsOvern4U
    @ItsOvern4U 2 месяца назад +33

    Aromantic: i like sparkling water
    Aroace: im....not really thirsty

  • @yippee-lover
    @yippee-lover Год назад +1892

    Bro just explained every sexuality in a way that's not controversial I can respect that

    • @the_finkledinkle
      @the_finkledinkle Год назад +27

      Coke and Pepsi.

    • @kloorsaintsandsinners
      @kloorsaintsandsinners Год назад +3

      @user-vg3tn5wt9zit's some veshremy clones pfp army, i think veshremy and vince_cuh are awesome but that dude sucks at tryna be like them

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard Год назад +10

      He also explained Pedophilia and Drugging

    • @NaughtyNovaroo69
      @NaughtyNovaroo69 Год назад +20

      And it's great that polyamorous is getting light and not just monogamy, means a lot

    • @NaughtyNovaroo69
      @NaughtyNovaroo69 Год назад +1

      And it's great that polyamorous is getting light and not just monogamy, means a lot

  • @dasu-beida
    @dasu-beida Год назад +2175

    Give this man a Nobel Peace prize for this TED talk!!!

    • @AubDenashi
      @AubDenashi Год назад

      I dunno man suddenly I dislike trans people…. Though on the other hand pan got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alittlefavor29
      @alittlefavor29 Год назад +2

      👏 👏 👏

    • @None_here
      @None_here Год назад

      I don't get the video

    • @jooptoons8759
      @jooptoons8759 4 месяца назад +1

      @@None_here imagine the Coca-Cola bottle being a woman and the Pepsi bottle being a man.

  • @nalyde4901
    @nalyde4901 Год назад +3697

    polyamorous is when you put multiple flavors into the same cup at the gas station

    • @jamuspham8322
      @jamuspham8322 Год назад +18

      Lean

    • @FindingSerreniti
      @FindingSerreniti Год назад +40

      The fact that I always mix my drink where ever I can and I’m polyamorous

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 Год назад +19

      I mean, really, polyamorous is having one or more Coke bottles you like to drink from and/or one or more Pepsi bottles. And continue that for every other brand cause polyamory ain't binary. And then you might drink from multiple at once, or you might drink one of the Pepsis one day, a different Pepsi the next, then a Mountain Dew, and a Coke later.

    • @DCsasquatch
      @DCsasquatch Год назад +8

      Do people not have a name for when they mix all the drinks at a gas station? It's called a suicide.

    • @CRABKID
      @CRABKID Год назад +5

      nah its called a heart attack

  • @-sea-star
    @-sea-star Месяц назад +10

    "I don't give a damn, as long as it tastes good-" FR-FR

  • @ch3rr13.b0mbb
    @ch3rr13.b0mbb Год назад +2965

    “I don’t give a damn as long as it taste good.” Truer words were never spoken.

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 Год назад +8

      Just say you're gay.

    • @williamthomas4769
      @williamthomas4769 Год назад +73

      ​@@dylanmonstrum1538but we pans aren't. 😅 though, sure, you'll have some of us that lean more towards liking the same sex

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 Год назад +4

      @@williamthomas4769 Don't be cringe.
      What is a woman?

    • @williamthomas4769
      @williamthomas4769 Год назад +40

      @@dylanmonstrum1538 🤣🤣

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 Год назад +3

      @@williamthomas4769 Can you tell me what a woman is?

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 Год назад +17299

    “I just like to watch my bottles” fucking killed me 💀

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Год назад +224

      i like to take the labels off my bottles?
      im not into labels. thats it. im not am exobitionist. im too shy to be nude after getting out the shower. i cover up in the bathroom alone.

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Год назад +9

      yea

    • @kanjikun7953
      @kanjikun7953 Год назад +104

      @@ericolens3 why did we need to know that😂

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Год назад +88

      @@kanjikun7953
      cuz i hate labels. both the increasingly complicated sexual orientational label LGBTQIAAP and the labels on bottles.
      did you know theres a difference between asexual and aromantics?
      asexuals can have relationships its just not physically intimate. (which can be further complicated by the aforementioned lgbt) asexual gay, asexual lesbian, asexual hetero, asexual bi, etc.
      just like who you like without all these crazy labels.
      yet LABELS are kinda necessary. i recently learned of a little thing called MENA which separates black from north africans. since north africans are ethnically more similar to middle easterns than sun saharan africans.
      so yeah, for census counting and governement programs labels are necessary. i mean there wouldnt be legalized non hetero marriage, but after that. STOP MAKING THINGS OVERLY COMPLICATED. geez
      i hate labels: they help identify differences but also reinforce the seperaration due to those differences

    • @justinbailey2347
      @justinbailey2347 Год назад +42

      I like watching other people drink their soda 👀

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g Год назад +18479

    BDSM would be someone who shakes the bottle before opening it.

    • @thazzie7913
      @thazzie7913 Год назад +1401

      Naw they would chug a whole sprite bottle and not burp for an hour

    • @localpossum2690
      @localpossum2690 Год назад +1180

      BDSM would chug a whole coke and then eat a whole roll of mentos

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 Год назад +79

      Omg, lol.

    • @michaelerlanger2797
      @michaelerlanger2797 Год назад +167

      That’s masocism

    • @karmenrosebush
      @karmenrosebush Год назад +208

      @@michaelerlanger2797 exactly. Bdsm

  • @natoriuse9406
    @natoriuse9406 19 дней назад +2

    OK, but why does this actually do a good job?

  • @ianallard5453
    @ianallard5453 Год назад +2502

    I’m confident this man could easily teach calculus to the new generation

    • @jjkj7744
      @jjkj7744 Год назад

      Bro stop with these comments God made two GENDERS female and Male its going to stay the same because SO CALLED OTHER GENDERS where made by False humens that cant fly or eat a planet.

    • @iskar5598
      @iskar5598 Год назад +4

      Well I’m a gen z and my generation is fucked up but gen a is on a whole new level we now have 6 year olds that played gta for 1 and a half years

    • @ancientslav4863
      @ancientslav4863 Год назад

      Calculus.....

    • @C.u.m_s.l.u.t
      @C.u.m_s.l.u.t Год назад

      @@jjkj7744what? This has nothing to do with that at all also even though your point makes no sense since it has nothing to do with this comment I'll reply anyways
      Those are sexes not genders your too ignorant to understand that though

    • @noel_thecoolest906
      @noel_thecoolest906 Год назад

      ​@@iskar5598 yeah 😅 my grandmas neighbors son got a pc and ps5 set up and hes only 5

  • @dialecticalcynic1931
    @dialecticalcynic1931 Год назад +7009

    Plot twist: the asexual one is vodka
    Edit: to everyone in the comments suggesting vinegar, you are absolutely correct. Vinegar is the perfect substitute.
    Everyone else suggesting alternative drinks, ehh we all have our tastes.

  • @jamesmarvinco
    @jamesmarvinco Год назад +765

    "I dont give a damn as long as it tastes good" thats a mood right there

  • @Flatty_PattyHehe
    @Flatty_PattyHehe 3 месяца назад +40

    Edp: “I love small milkshakes”

  • @Irene_xxxx
    @Irene_xxxx 10 месяцев назад +3732

    “I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good.” GOT MEEEE

    • @kaijotten
      @kaijotten 10 месяцев назад +3

      1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)

    • @theoverjoyedkid2632
      @theoverjoyedkid2632 10 месяцев назад +1

      1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)

    • @rosybunny_love8164
      @rosybunny_love8164 10 месяцев назад +1

      1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)

    • @ashdroidgamer3878
      @ashdroidgamer3878 10 месяцев назад +1

      1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)

    • @dogs-arereallycool0222
      @dogs-arereallycool0222 10 месяцев назад +2

      L chain

  • @saanasalonen8684
    @saanasalonen8684 Год назад +1900

    i guess "i dont give a damn as long as it tastes good" is my sexuality from now on.

    • @Brando035
      @Brando035 Год назад +7

      Haha 100th like

    • @ju87stukadivebomber87
      @ju87stukadivebomber87 Год назад

      Nah tho, coke is gay. And many Georgians agree they are racist. Racism ain't ok no Matter who you do it to. Pepsi is better and has mt. Dew, and they're red white and blue. They also once had the world's 7th largest fleet then it was scrapped.

    • @SunnyToaster7575
      @SunnyToaster7575 Год назад +2

      Same

    • @Neilapolitan08
      @Neilapolitan08 Год назад +3

      That's me with basically everything

    • @jay-yf8cg
      @jay-yf8cg Год назад +1

      Same 🤣

  • @innunthan5609
    @innunthan5609 Год назад +10376

    this man woke up and said "yeah, pepsi gay now bitches"

    • @ferns_love
      @ferns_love Год назад +302

      As he should have

    • @redstonewarrior0152
      @redstonewarrior0152 Год назад +66

      Now if he were a woman, it would be the other way around

    • @Twin_Turbo
      @Twin_Turbo Год назад +145

      Guess I can’t like Pepsi anymore

    • @puzzlepiece2502
      @puzzlepiece2502 Год назад +100

      I prefer pepsi over coke

    • @innunthan5609
      @innunthan5609 Год назад +15

      @@ferns_love may lord farquad sinp for u 🙃

  • @gr3ml11n_owo
    @gr3ml11n_owo 2 месяца назад +8

    I like the detail of Pansexual being blindfolded, as pansexuals are usually defined as “gender blind”, the key separation between Pan and Omnisexual

    • @TwisterTornado
      @TwisterTornado 2 месяца назад

      That is nonsense. I am not the one who is gender-BLIND, by appreciating many gender variations!
      You made that shit up.

  • @AceFaz
    @AceFaz Год назад +3466

    The Bill Cosby and R Kelly bits, killed me.

    • @saludosalsol
      @saludosalsol Год назад +33

      I didn’t get the Bill Cosby one lol

    • @osmondliu5111
      @osmondliu5111 Год назад +87

      @@saludosalsolhe drugged sm and did the dkjng while they were asleep

    • @saludosalsol
      @saludosalsol Год назад

      @@osmondliu5111 oh wow so fucked up

    • @EntertainMeNow78
      @EntertainMeNow78 Год назад +1

      Same

    • @falaffle
      @falaffle Год назад +41

      @@saludosalsolhe put date-rape pills in his victims drinks and they would pass out and he would do sussy things

  • @mnemosftb
    @mnemosftb Год назад +3366

    Leo DiCaprio: *drinks 25% of the bottle, throws it away and gets a new one*

  • @rwamvby2709
    @rwamvby2709 Год назад +2915

    Bro defined sexualities with the use of three soda brands AND A GLASS OF WATER!!!

    • @The_Quacken_
      @The_Quacken_ Год назад +54

      Four. Coke, Pepsi, Fanta, and sprite. And then just water for ace but we’re just above caffeinated drinks.

    • @kustantin
      @kustantin Год назад +2

      he defined mental illenesees

    • @bondickle
      @bondickle Год назад +13

      I'm ace and was hoping he'd use water because I cannot stand fizzy drinks 😂

    • @S0BA_2007
      @S0BA_2007 Год назад +8

      @@bondickle Im ace and I love soda😂
      Or “fizzy drinks”.

    • @billboo740
      @billboo740 Год назад +1

      Water gang

  • @haste_pg3d
    @haste_pg3d 13 дней назад +1

    The R-Kelly one is wild 💀

  • @Yaravg
    @Yaravg Год назад +1271

    Never would I have thought that you could explain sexuality that good with soda

    • @crazzyarmy
      @crazzyarmy Год назад +3

      Lmfao wth

    • @sn1p1n
      @sn1p1n Год назад

      soda is just that good
      what other things can you do with soda?

  • @Smile_2021_pls
    @Smile_2021_pls 10 месяцев назад +3506

    'I dont give a damn, as long as it tastes good.'
    That is actually so acurate though lol.

    • @amirsmith-ts3lc
      @amirsmith-ts3lc 10 месяцев назад +8

      Accurate*

    • @Havemercymohg
      @Havemercymohg 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@amirsmith-ts3lcsometimes people like you wanna make me blow my brains out.

    • @TheBestAlien
      @TheBestAlien 10 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@amirsmith-ts3lcaccurate* The "accurate" was not a name nor at the start of a sentence, therefore not needing to be capitalised ☝️🤓

    • @amirsmith-ts3lc
      @amirsmith-ts3lc 10 месяцев назад +5

      @The-Scp-049 Well well well we meet again, scp, but my phone capitalizes for me, so I didn't mean to add a uppercase a

    • @yolt6974
      @yolt6974 10 месяцев назад +5

      Jesus loves you! Find Jesus, find peace. God bless!

  • @WGWP
    @WGWP 7 месяцев назад +2453

    Drug dealer: I sell coke

    • @The_Moth06
      @The_Moth06 6 месяцев назад

      Well in this metaphor of the video it'll make them a sex trafficker.

    • @perofidi1008
      @perofidi1008 6 месяцев назад +22

      cartel tiktok here

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 6 месяцев назад +26

      their pride flag has a thin white line

    • @JustARoamer
      @JustARoamer 6 месяцев назад +7

      Bill Cosby: I'll take 9!

    • @sjenkins91812
      @sjenkins91812 6 месяцев назад +5

      Competing drug dealer: I sell coke in pepsi bottles

  • @82Dallasfan
    @82Dallasfan 3 месяца назад +8

    Bro you’re fkn hilarious wtf how do you come up with this I can’t right now 💀🤣😂😭

  • @mischiefotter690
    @mischiefotter690 Год назад +2829

    The fact that this video actually helped my dumbass understand everything

    • @muazmohamed6321
      @muazmohamed6321 Год назад +40

      I still barely understand only up to trans then I didn’t understand

    • @mischiefotter690
      @mischiefotter690 Год назад +44

      @@muazmohamed6321 I am now a self proclaimed expert on sexualities thanks to this video. Ask away!

    • @midnighthope6029
      @midnighthope6029 Год назад +26

      ​@@muazmohamed6321yeah, the metaphor breaks down a bit when it comes to gender identity, but i might be able to help?

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Год назад +1

      yea

    • @SonicTheBestHedgehog
      @SonicTheBestHedgehog Год назад +1

      424 like

  • @Meiryst
    @Meiryst Год назад +4302

    “Jeffery dahmer”
    *eats the Pepsi bottle*

  • @Mint_Leaf874
    @Mint_Leaf874 Год назад +1235

    “I don’t give a damn as long as it taste good” GOT ME DYING

  • @littlesapphire7926
    @littlesapphire7926 3 месяца назад +19

    "I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good"
    LMFAO

  • @BENBOIONYT
    @BENBOIONYT Год назад +1182

    God damn as an ace who doesn’t like soda this actually hit me

    • @ThatWildcard
      @ThatWildcard Год назад +20

      I'll take comically specific demographics for $200 Alex

    • @kayleighmoore6951
      @kayleighmoore6951 Год назад +1

      same

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg Год назад +2

      We got to follow jesus not our lust, Love you all and god bless everyone.

    • @vviqxing
      @vviqxing Год назад +20

      @@specilegg ace means they don't have any sexual desires

    • @vviqxing
      @vviqxing Год назад +6

      @@specilegg but thank u i love u too man

  • @BloomBlanche
    @BloomBlanche Год назад +1591

    Honestly the easiest way to explain the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality

    • @punkbjork
      @punkbjork Год назад +21

      lmao r u serious?

    • @tiffanyh629
      @tiffanyh629 Год назад +58

      ​@@punkbjorkit really is tho lmao

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Год назад +9

      never thought about it like that

    • @barbaramimibel5756
      @barbaramimibel5756 Год назад +7

      No, it’s easy, it’s more difficult to explain the difference between pansexual and Pan-aesthetic 🤦🏾‍♀️😅

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Год назад +10

      @@barbaramimibel5756 I dunno, aesthetic sounds pretty straight-forward. haha punny

  • @pox_pietru
    @pox_pietru Год назад +975

    "i don't give a damn as long as it tastes good" and you're GOD DAMN RIGHT

    • @billyboiisaredneck8965
      @billyboiisaredneck8965 Год назад +7

      Yeah I feel you homie I don't give a damn

    • @yiffmaster_69
      @yiffmaster_69 Год назад +6

      Mix them all together and drink them all at once 😫

    • @jasonrodriguez9086
      @jasonrodriguez9086 Год назад

      @@yiffmaster_69 YES.

    • @pox_pietru
      @pox_pietru Год назад

      ​@@yiffmaster_69 i've no idea what sexuality that would be but it sounds fun as hell

  • @Da_Little_Dude
    @Da_Little_Dude 3 месяца назад +9

    this is better than what school will ever do

  • @dblshotz75
    @dblshotz75 Год назад +15249

    Incel: Can't get the cap off and gets really angry.

  • @someoneelse4671
    @someoneelse4671 Год назад +1562

    "I dont give a damn, as long as it taste good " 💀

  • @Olivia-by1hw
    @Olivia-by1hw Год назад +2323

    Man just explained everything with drinks 😭😭😭

    • @sanitizedsandwich7694
      @sanitizedsandwich7694 Год назад +3

      Main thing is most arent sexualities, they are preferences like polyamarous and voyuer

    • @chanceDdog2009
      @chanceDdog2009 Год назад

      I like coffee not sodas

    • @Olivia-by1hw
      @Olivia-by1hw Год назад +1

      Dating online: door dashing drinks 💀

    • @ryu.-
      @ryu.- Год назад +1

      ​@@Olivia-by1hwit's more like looking at pictures of drinks

    • @LucidMlem
      @LucidMlem Год назад

      We know

  • @BrentLeijen
    @BrentLeijen Месяц назад +1

    Bro ended homophobia with soda

  • @westside_bonk27
    @westside_bonk27 Год назад +3776

    “I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good.” 💀

  • @MineZack2
    @MineZack2 8 месяцев назад +3268

    Bill Clinton: “I did NOT drink that coke.”

    • @mh1970
      @mh1970 7 месяцев назад

      I did not have sexual relations with that drink

    • @DNDSantos
      @DNDSantos 7 месяцев назад +12

      underrated AF

    • @mh1970
      @mh1970 7 месяцев назад

      I did not have sexual relations with that drink

    • @volentile
      @volentile 7 месяцев назад +6

      LOL

    • @s1mpl3me
      @s1mpl3me 7 месяцев назад +3

      LOL

  • @Silly_lil_goober
    @Silly_lil_goober 10 месяцев назад +2182

    The “I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good” is honestly very accurate

  • @Proudtman
    @Proudtman 2 месяца назад +4

    That pansexual one is way too accurate 😂

  • @plushtimefoxy
    @plushtimefoxy Год назад +2996

    I sexually identify as “I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good”

  • @MissKit-Kat
    @MissKit-Kat Год назад +1403

    "I don't give a damn at long as it tastes good" called me out so hard💀

  • @Magic_xoxo
    @Magic_xoxo Год назад +2297

    Bro just explained everything about sexuality without making it seem complicated and mysterious

    • @Magic_xoxo
      @Magic_xoxo Год назад +4

      @croatiangambler8059 how?

    • @wojciechdurka-hi6nx
      @wojciechdurka-hi6nx Год назад +8

      Yeah,but it's still complicated

    • @PolnareffsLeftNut
      @PolnareffsLeftNut Год назад +37

      ​@croatiangambler8059gay people can still have kids though, whether through adoption or surrogacy or other means. Plus your argument is inherently flawed since it both implies that the purpose of a relationship is to have kids(which its obviously not) and that a relationship is only real once they have kids.

    • @raetemple9167
      @raetemple9167 Год назад +40

      ​@croatiangambler8059you probably get personally offended when someone doesnt have kids- as if it was any of your business in the first place 💀

    • @Chaunwilkerson
      @Chaunwilkerson Год назад

      I mean, my co-worker literally identifies as batman (This isn't a joke), so he didn't cover everything.

  • @sedox3145
    @sedox3145 2 месяца назад +3

    The R Kelly and Bill Cosby ones 💀

  • @richguy
    @richguy  Год назад +2911

    OG’s know this was one of my first viral vids 🥲 Just finally claiming it on my channel 🙌🏾 (it’s been viral on other ppl’s reposts for some reason 🤷🏾‍♂️)

    • @IbrHimIbrhim071
      @IbrHimIbrhim071 Год назад +26

      OG'S 👇

    • @teacher553
      @teacher553 Год назад +29

      ​@@IbrHimIbrhim071 I think you put the finger in the wrong spot that's pointing to the dislike

    • @infinityjay97
      @infinityjay97 Год назад +3

      OG's🤙 like drinkin' it in a medium bottle way

    • @holyfetusface
      @holyfetusface Год назад +1

      Yessssir

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Год назад +4

      Some like their bottles if they belong to someone else....

  • @alchemicColored
    @alchemicColored Год назад +2192

    as an asexual person who doesnt like soda, i support this message.

  • @expex3230
    @expex3230 7 месяцев назад +896

    THE IN DENIAL
    "i only like coke" *drinks pepsi*
    LMAOOO

    • @Dioleate
      @Dioleate 6 месяцев назад +4

      this is what people accuse me of being even though i'm actually the guy who likes bbws (the interracial one is also acceptable)

    • @No_One_Important
      @No_One_Important 6 месяцев назад +5

      Thank you for explaining the joke. I'm not being sarcastic, by the way, I genuinely didn't get it.

    • @expex3230
      @expex3230 6 месяцев назад +2

      @No_One_Important no problem bud 👍

    • @Army_Dog
      @Army_Dog 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@DioleateI don't get what those two words mean

    • @itsshannonpowell4932
      @itsshannonpowell4932 6 месяцев назад

      @@Army_DogBig Black Women

  • @SueMeriah
    @SueMeriah Месяц назад +2

    Heteroromantic Ace: I like the way the Coke bottle looks, but I don't want to drink it.

  • @TaigaToons
    @TaigaToons 10 месяцев назад +3904

    the fact that this is
    -funny
    -educational
    -completely unhinged
    -and not hateful
    is very impressive

  • @StaggerjAGGER
    @StaggerjAGGER Год назад +592

    Bro, the R.Kelly joke was ruthless. 😆

  • @citrusnostalgia6644
    @citrusnostalgia6644 Год назад +910

    “i dont give a damn as long as it tastes good” is my new favourite analogy for pansexuality

    • @Ilikestarwars66
      @Ilikestarwars66 Год назад +6

      I am pansexual and I love that definition 😂

    • @moonbleu7430
      @moonbleu7430 Год назад +3

      It’s funny because now if I say that without context to someone else, they will definitely question it, and I love that

    • @jong7100
      @jong7100 Год назад +2

      What's the difference between pan and bi?

    • @waterproof_teabags3592
      @waterproof_teabags3592 Год назад +11

      ​@Jon G bi people like male and female, Pansexual are into cooking pans and cast iron skillets

    • @MJAY-N7129
      @MJAY-N7129 Год назад +1

      It's so relatable

  • @Arabella811
    @Arabella811 Месяц назад +1

    The R Kelly one was wild 💀

  • @aidenyoo2906
    @aidenyoo2906 Год назад +1656

    "I just like to watch my bottles" - voyeurism
    Underrated quote

    • @hvip4
      @hvip4 Год назад

      And a perfect example that all "sexualities" are just overhyped fetishes 💀. Nothing wrong with a fetish but...
      ...I am not parading my scat and piss fetish in the streets and calling it pride 👍

    • @wbpm9383
      @wbpm9383 Год назад

      the quote has no taste

    • @aidenyoo2906
      @aidenyoo2906 Год назад

      @@wbpm9383 you have no taste. Clearly

    • @wbpm9383
      @wbpm9383 Год назад

      @@aidenyoo2906 ok mr wise guy, explain how this shit affected you. 500 words explain it

    • @Fur_Burner
      @Fur_Burner Год назад

      @@wbpm9383 what is your problem, chill out

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 Год назад +904

    Damn can't believe they created an interracial and Bill Cosby sexuality, shit gone wild

    • @kyliebartley8834
      @kyliebartley8834 Год назад +3

      I'm a little confused by the Bill Cosby one. . . Could you maybe explain it to me?

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 Год назад +1

      9-1-1 indeed...

    • @nmc123y
      @nmc123y Год назад

      @@kyliebartley8834 i want to know too

    • @kyliebartley8834
      @kyliebartley8834 Год назад

      @@nmc123y I showed this to my boyfriend and he explained it. That part of the video is about how Bill Cosby would drug and rape girls

    • @EsLokina
      @EsLokina Год назад

      ​@Kylie Bartley Bill Cosby means rapist. But was trying to do it in a funny way.

  • @Zephrixv
    @Zephrixv 2 месяца назад +7

    When I first watched this, I could hardly understand.
    Came back once I had learned, it all makes sense now.

    • @覃禹樂
      @覃禹樂 Месяц назад

      What’s with the Bill Cosby one of you don’t mind telling me?? I don’t indertsnad

    • @antwoneallwood6352
      @antwoneallwood6352 Месяц назад

      ​@@覃禹樂 Bill Cosby was an r word who would drug women with something in their alcohol and r word them once they were unconscious

  • @kierawhite5339
    @kierawhite5339 10 месяцев назад +2145

    But why is this the best explanation I’ve seen for sexuality in a while

    • @josephcirrincone9596
      @josephcirrincone9596 10 месяцев назад +9

      Facts

    • @Peppermint_Puff
      @Peppermint_Puff 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@AlexMunchy-qy9svwhat??

    • @justchrisl3956
      @justchrisl3956 10 месяцев назад

      @@AlexMunchy-qy9svThe fuck are you talkin about?

    • @just_jakey
      @just_jakey 10 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@AlexMunchy-qy9svyou're reaching way to hard just to be offended

    • @_vasty3776
      @_vasty3776 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@AlexMunchy-qy9svanalogy noun
      a comparison between two things, typically for the purpose of explanation or clarification.

  • @spookay69
    @spookay69 Год назад +2045

    This actually made more sense then a whole 20 min video
    Poggers

  • @BlackenedSalvation
    @BlackenedSalvation Год назад +25178

    Virgins: I can't afford soda

    • @buffmickeyisbetter
      @buffmickeyisbetter Год назад +474

      @@rex22305Sounds pretty virgin to me

    • @HauntedFishes
      @HauntedFishes Год назад

      @@rex22305found the virgin

    • @landolonnie8811
      @landolonnie8811 Год назад +168

      Grapists: takes soda so they don’t die of thirst

    • @landolonnie8811
      @landolonnie8811 Год назад

      @@rex22305u virg

    • @voidboi4141
      @voidboi4141 Год назад +191

      @@landolonnie8811they just steal the soda
      Also I’m pretty sure you can live both without soda and the analogy we’re using soda for

  • @cristrollelgeekmaster4674
    @cristrollelgeekmaster4674 2 месяца назад +4

    R-Kelly one is wild

  • @abhinavanand3722
    @abhinavanand3722 Год назад +767

    He explained better than a bio teacher

    • @adam_bro
      @adam_bro Год назад +25

      why yo bio teacher talking bout sexualities?

    • @unstubblebubble8040
      @unstubblebubble8040 Год назад +5

      What

    • @maverickpwnage8534
      @maverickpwnage8534 Год назад +5

      Don't remember that lesson in bio.

    • @nicoleyork2980
      @nicoleyork2980 Год назад +2

      I took biology last year and we didn’t learn about that lol

    • @chezchest5145
      @chezchest5145 Год назад +2

      I don't think you're using the right comparison bro 💀

  • @CuteGummi
    @CuteGummi 10 месяцев назад +1469

    You forgot Aro, the dehydrated people slowly becoming mummies in the corner

    • @pl1mbo
      @pl1mbo 10 месяцев назад +68

      Would be more like "I love drinking them but I'm never gonna buy them"

    • @timothysimon8528
      @timothysimon8528 9 месяцев назад +16

      "It's called the Egyptian cleanse"

    • @depressedtoaster887
      @depressedtoaster887 9 месяцев назад +10

      aroace are just dust in the wind

    • @bgcno2
      @bgcno2 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@pl1mbomore like "I like drinking them b I can't afford any."

    • @afirewasinmyhead
      @afirewasinmyhead 9 месяцев назад +2

      Actually I think allosexual aros would be carbonated water. Alloromantic aces would be some other flavoured non-carbonated beverage. And aro aces are flat water.

  • @SwagAssassin
    @SwagAssassin Год назад +1774

    This actually does a good job of explaining the difference between sexual orientations

    • @remzie_xo
      @remzie_xo Год назад +81

      @Adrians Cehins oh no guys some random kid on the internet that said we’re either gay or straight what ever will we do

    • @xoxoTechnopath
      @xoxoTechnopath Год назад +19

      ​@adrianscehins7366 educate yourself :)

    • @djkvkwopppwpwoeorii2o
      @djkvkwopppwpwoeorii2o Год назад +20

      ​@Adrians Cehins significantly more complicated than that

    • @asfcsegxvz6613
      @asfcsegxvz6613 Год назад

      ​@Xox𝕿𝖊𝖈𝖍𝖓𝖔𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖍xoX there are more useful things worth education

    • @junyun1731
      @junyun1731 Год назад +14

      Trans is not a sexuality and saying its like drinking a pepsi in a cola bottle isn't a good description

  • @legolandon0869
    @legolandon0869 3 месяца назад +5

    This made more sense than anything my friends tried to tell me

  • @MothmanOnline
    @MothmanOnline 4 месяца назад +2394

    Every year this video resurfaces during pride

    • @Awesomename16
      @Awesomename16 4 месяца назад +84

      I just realized that as this is like the second or third time I've seen it and each time it's around or in june

    • @Hannah_Banana371
      @Hannah_Banana371 4 месяца назад +19

      Omg this is so true 2nd time for me🤷‍♀️✨✨☕

    • @permanentfacelessness
      @permanentfacelessness 4 месяца назад +11

      well it’s not like the video is wrong, technically it’s educational

    • @tanishachoudhuri
      @tanishachoudhuri 4 месяца назад +3

      Thank you! I was wondering why the short felt familiar but at the same time I couldn't remember it

    • @behelit1997
      @behelit1997 4 месяца назад +2

      Fr

  • @OrdinarySlime
    @OrdinarySlime Год назад +3856

    Bro Just Called Every Pepsi Drinker Gay In 18 Different Ways 💀

    • @slice6298
      @slice6298 Год назад +70

      I think this has some merit to it
      All my straight freinds like coke, but I prefer pepsi

    • @jamesmonroe1441
      @jamesmonroe1441 Год назад +29

      @@slice6298 you gay?

    • @slice6298
      @slice6298 Год назад +46

      @@jamesmonroe1441 perchance

    • @pasatebo
      @pasatebo Год назад +20

      bro i prefer pepsi and also men thats crazy

    • @secretsnipers1156
      @secretsnipers1156 Год назад

      You’re so dumb he’s not calling them gay he’s explaining sexuality with the drinks

  • @gadgets6618
    @gadgets6618 Год назад +1725

    This was all an elaborate plan to call Pepsi gay ain’t no way 💀

  • @bespectacledheroine7292
    @bespectacledheroine7292 2 месяца назад +6

    Aromantic: Zero sugar, no sweetness added!

  • @callmearies7951
    @callmearies7951 Год назад +1849

    Still one of the greatest explanations of sexuality I’ve EVER seen

    • @Chinshellbuford
      @Chinshellbuford Год назад +2

      Ikr

    • @tacticalangle
      @tacticalangle Год назад +3

      R Kelly sexuality

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Год назад +3

      Technically it isn’t a good explanation. Literally all the sexualities in the video are either the first two or aren’t a sexuality. For example, asexuality already has a word and it’s called celibacy. The actual meaning of asexuality means to reproduce without a mate which isn’t biologically possible in humans. The word is celibacy and it’s not a sexuality. Transgenderism are just normal men or women who mutilated their bodies and inject way too many chemicals that their body isn’t designed for in an attempt to copy a body they don’t have which is not a sexuality it’s an ideology. Also r Kelly is pedophilia which is a paraphilia not a sexuality, paraphilia’s fit into straight or gay or bi unless your paraphilia doesn’t involve humanoids or biological beings (such as sexual attraction to balloons). Also rape is not a sexuality. A straight or gay man can rape someone who is the opposite or same sex and it won’t suddenly become a seperate sexuality.

    • @williamknott818
      @williamknott818 Год назад +2

      @@zzodysseuszz k

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +17

      @@zzodysseuszz aint nobody reading allat!!! asexuality is a sexual preference and therefore a sexuality and the r kelly and bill cosby examples are jokes. not even gonna touch on how you butchered the definition of being trans to suit your narrative

  • @mirramig
    @mirramig Год назад +2236

    Aromantic: I’m not thirsty

    • @mahoganny.
      @mahoganny. Год назад +21

      That's me

    • @cludiix
      @cludiix Год назад +5

      👋

    • @Dog_In_Disguise
      @Dog_In_Disguise Год назад +14

      More like
      Aromantic; i like water

    • @Rattousthycheese
      @Rattousthycheese Год назад +3

      Why was this so true

    • @A_Simp69
      @A_Simp69 Год назад +6

      I feel like they would not be thirsty, but just hold onto the bottle

  • @Flame_Berd
    @Flame_Berd 10 месяцев назад +1338

    Man indirectly insinuated that Pepsi is gay

    • @Sleep539
      @Sleep539 10 месяцев назад +21

      He isn’t say that if you drink these drinks then your gay, pans, etc
      He’s just using them as examples

    • @Flame_Berd
      @Flame_Berd 10 месяцев назад +29

      @Sleep539 I apologize I didn't mean he was saying that. Obviously I know what he meant which is the nature of the joke itself

    • @slushpuppy3881
      @slushpuppy3881 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@Sleep539nah he’s right everyone at this point knows pepsi means ur gay

    • @FrankLeaderOfTheLegion
      @FrankLeaderOfTheLegion 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@slushpuppy3881maybe pepsi is the reason I'm bisexual

    • @boneswest
      @boneswest 9 месяцев назад +1

      Pepsi isn’t gay and coke isn’t strait but Pepsi is the same gender as you and coke is the opposite gender as you

  • @lulodladlama
    @lulodladlama 3 месяца назад +3

    I think he just described the whole of diddy😂😂

  • @Dovahki1n
    @Dovahki1n Год назад +8092

    Bro just really wanted to call Pepsi drinkers gay.

  • @thefluffykirbyprincess6307
    @thefluffykirbyprincess6307 Год назад +3478

    As an asexual who does not like soda, this is hilarious

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 Год назад +78

      As a pansexual who hates soda, I’m not sure how to feel

    • @abs0lut3_s0lv3r
      @abs0lut3_s0lv3r Год назад +6

      I’m aroaceflux so it’s hilarious

    • @zombiekilla3386
      @zombiekilla3386 Год назад

      Genuine curiosity.what is it like to be an a sexual.

    • @conk444
      @conk444 Год назад +4

      @@tortis6342 liking soda is a spectrum it’s ok ❤

    • @cheese2955
      @cheese2955 Год назад +5

      As an asexual who likes both coke and Pepsi, I am very confused

  • @Paisleeisreal
    @Paisleeisreal Год назад +2182

    "i dont give a dam as long as it tast good"

  • @JoeyBrombacher
    @JoeyBrombacher 15 дней назад +1

    He needs to do one again just add Diddy 😂

  • @amreldtheartist
    @amreldtheartist 8 месяцев назад +754

    Ngl this is actually a really good metaphor lol

    • @cringefailtastic
      @cringefailtastic 6 месяцев назад +3

      Well the trans one isn't because being trans isn't about who you're attracted to, it's about your own identity

    • @Box-bp3wx
      @Box-bp3wx 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@cringefailtasticand also neither is Bill Cosby or R.Kelly

  • @shadymorante-rodrigues
    @shadymorante-rodrigues Год назад +2280

    "I don't give a damn as long as it taste good"😂💀

  • @EdcelJannMCorre
    @EdcelJannMCorre Год назад +1780

    R Kelly and Bill Cosby got me dead

    • @meme_revolver
      @meme_revolver Год назад +6

      can you explain it plz,I don't understand it

    • @Bryan-es2tl
      @Bryan-es2tl Год назад +4

      I didn't know they were sexualities either

    • @Thegooob95
      @Thegooob95 Год назад

      @@meme_revolverr Kelly liked children= the super small bottle
      Bill Cosby drugged and raped a bunch of girls.

    • @crystal_soul5263
      @crystal_soul5263 Год назад +5

      @@meme_revolverif you don’t get it I think you are a bit too young

    • @imsoslungry7286
      @imsoslungry7286 Год назад +6

      ​@{Crystal_Soul} to be fair, I am am adult and also don't understand. I don't know who those people are. I went to the comments to try to find if someone explained them 😅😅😅😅

  • @lizslilcorneroftheinstitution
    @lizslilcorneroftheinstitution 3 месяца назад +2

    I will always applaud the use of sarcasm with an educational twist!!😂great job!

  • @Nastee_figgs3
    @Nastee_figgs3 Год назад +2007

    “I don’t give a damn, as long as it tastes good” is the equivalent of saying “ass is ass” lmao

    • @Albertlandon
      @Albertlandon Год назад +11

      Fr 😂

    • @frankrieman
      @frankrieman Год назад +55

      “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
      -Master Oogway

    • @Nastee_figgs3
      @Nastee_figgs3 Год назад +3

      @@frankrieman yes same energy lol

    • @SteveNonkonyana
      @SteveNonkonyana Год назад +3

      😂😂 ayo WTF!! " ass is ass" lmao

    • @johnmad4372
      @johnmad4372 Год назад

      I mean, ass is ass, and the more you access to, the higher quality you can find.