Minecraft, but if I say any block then I explode ft. PointCrow (VOD)
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- Опубликовано: 8 дек 2022
- Recorded on: 12/01/2022
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I love how there's literally hundreds of much better voice detection programs, yet Doug chooses to use the worst one in existence
It's more fun this way
I think this time around Doug didn't make the mod
Yes I'm very fun at parties
@@mil87_ it was recorded on the 12/1/2022
Hasn't he said that this is the only one that he could find that could detect words said in other words. (Like the word ore in more for example)
@@day7163 I believe I remember this being said
I love how half the chat is outraged that magma doesnt count, meanwhile doug blows up when he exhales too loudly
Air is technically a block.
@@karri-sebastiancalitu4306didn’t say air though
@@marshspyr/woooosh
@@kh6853 God yeah I really didn’t get that one did I. I’ll take that one
Weewoo
Rewatched the whole video keeping notes on Doug's deaths, so below is an interesting breakdown of all of them:
Doug's death total was 380.
177 were from triggering the program legitimately.
Of those that were legitimate, 74 of those were from some variant of 'ore'.
Another 177 of Doug's deaths were from false triggers.
Of those, 'bell' contributed 52, 'button' 18, and 'bone' 12.
The remaining 26 from Doug's total was from gameplay deaths or collateral from PointCrow.
He suffered 18 regular gameplay deaths and 8 collateral deaths.
In addition to all of that, Doug's program missed 89 additional trigger words that should have killed him, but didn't.
This is all from what I observed, so I may have missed something along the way. Feel free to comment if you got something different.
fuck man how much time do you have lmao
You a real one for this o7
Thanky you chief o7
I don't think 177+177 adds up to 380
@@Opanker_ your forgetting the 26 gameplay and collateral deaths
Doug: Carrot, carrot carrot!
Program: Garrett, ferret ferret
Doug: Peas and Carrots!
Program: P's and Caberet
Doug: Caberet..?
*Boom*
best part is it never read carrot it read 'tuff'
man this community is so funny
Also best part is Carrot is not a block
@@alexwardlow178 carrot is a block because you can place it
n i c e j o b
I couldn't laugh more at two grown up adults screaming at each other to "GRAB THE TITS" in Minecraft.
I'm only 1.5 hours in and this is already one of my favourite videos of all time, I'm literally crying from laughter
I like how it went from meaning Chest to Iron and they just forgot
I’m at the start of the video and I’m confused and excited to see what this comment is referencing.
@@Kaslidaughterofchaos oh boy....
“We blew up the tits! Now there’s no tits”
-Doug Doug, 2022
You have no idea how badly I want aliens to discover this video and use it to learn how to communicate with us.
"Zfreindrexed... Have you seen my keys. I placed it inside tits?"
DONT SAY BELL TO A HUMAN JOHNNY HE MIGHT BLOW UP
The first thing they tell us is “WEEEWOOOOOOWEEEWOOOOO”
@@armandpeanutspinou3430 *Don't breathe into a human
Alien: "Hello, human! We have researched your species and found that you like putting the huge D in the tits so you do not lose it when it blows. Can you tell us how that feels for the regular human?"
Human: "Uhhh I guess kinda sore..."
Voice from the heavens: "NICE JOB"
Human&Alien: *explode*
And that's how the first intergalactic war started as peaceful scientists were murdered wholesale when trying to establish first contact with the human species who was prone to random instantaneous and violent combustion when uttering certain arcane incantations. Cave drawings we have left from those times show the advanced aliens facing and eventually being pushed back by the ruthless humans with their long, hard pointies and dickaxes on the bombarded plains of what was once planet Earth.
Great detail was put in the recreation of the suicidal advances of humans yelling their battle screams of "ORE!" "WALL!" and "Mm-hmm!" detonating in the middle of the panicking alien armies, hundreds upon hundreds of dead clone bodies littering the battlefield contrasted by the reverence shown by the kneeling human forces in front of their supplies boxes also known as "tits" only broken by the sporadic outburst of "BIG D, HAVE BIG D!" as resources were located to feed the war machine. Yet in the end nothing would ever bring back the lost technology that would follow the tragic war as both aliens and humans forgot how to communicate in actual functional language for fear of randomly exploding, eventually falling back into a bronze age civilization, then into the stone age due to not being able to say words like "iron" and "bronze" anymore without decimating their own forces...
The once fledgling intergalactic civilization would never recover from the damage and would withdraw into the darkness of the galaxy's outer rim as humanity itself is now still roaming the remains of Earth, trying to put their pointies in their tits to keep them safe from the inevitable Dougs who would utter one of the forbidden words and spell catastrophe for their entire tribe.
The end of all civilization... not very nifty indeed.
"Does it normally take 5-6 minutes to make a crafting table, are we on pace?"
* dies *
"Is there a pace block"?
No, but there is a crafting table
Doug's logic for trying to figure out blocks is amazing. "Is there a big block?" Doug my man what would that even look like. You're just putting an adjective in front of it. Lol
@@day7163
To be fair, when it kills him for sighing, he has the right to be confused.
@@sonicdml4175 True lol. I just find Doug's logic in this VOD funny sometimes.
Dougdoug: Breathes.
Bot: And I took that personally.
air block moment
pointcrow: OR. OR. OR. OR. OR.
bot: i sleep
douglas: mhm
bot: how DARE you.
Next should be Doug and Pointcrow beat the game, but only communicate through TTS from each other's chat, so they have to tell chat to tell the other person things. Then chat can troll....
Good idea
So basically a game of telephone
But they need a way to verify if they stumble upon the right thing.
@@Dynamic_Editor yea! Like there are two quite simple goals. Pointcrow knows Doug's goal, and Doug knows pointcrow's goal. No looking at chat. Only TTS, so they both have to figure out if they are being lied to by TTS!
Amazing idea
I like how Doug goes INSIDE the shrine to access the chest and not just click on it through one of the holes that are there to protect it from explosions. It is just *chef kiss*
Doug: "Woo"
Program: Did you mean 'Wool'?
Doug: It thought I said "Wool"
Program: Did you mean 'Wall'?
Doug: *sighs*
Program: B U T T O N
Eric: *same thing but slightly less often*
this has been a stream summary
*Recognized: 'bell'*
@@bluegreenmagenta Mhm
@@motleythewild *Recognized: bone*
nice job
Doug: *sighs*
Program: did you say, *waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs*
That’s like “keep talking and nobody explodes” but the opposite
its either "Dont talk and nobody explodes" or "Keep talking and everybody explodes"
@@CarroTyanu personally, I prefer "Keep talking and everybody explodes", but that's just my opinion
@@user-xy6wu3xg2c that's talking though, can't help the fact his program picks up pointcrow's speech, still speech though, if both were silent, nobody'd explode, so the "Don't talk and nobody explodes" still counts
1:00:00
doug: *inhales*
"button." "nice job"
doug: *exhales*
"tuff" "nice job"
I couldn't find this video by searching "Minecraft but you can't say block names", so I added "nice job" at the end and it was the first result
Watching Pointcrows POV: Why does doug keep blowing up? he's not even trying!
Watching Doug's POV: WHY DOES IT KEEP THINKING HE'S SAYING 'BELL' WHEN HE SAYS 'NO'????
3:20:50 Doug: "I am speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing."
Speech Recognition: "Look, moron, I *can* hear you."
I love that doug spends most of the video putting out fires, but as soon as they get to the nether, he just forgets how to
Lost my mind when the speech program somehow screwed up so badly as to read 'boneless Mike' and kill him with it for the inclusion of bone.
55:38 That "wait, no." gets me every time.
i love how dougs reaction to being in the nether when everything is burning is to continuously run into the fire. i hope he never encounters a burning house or that would be quite problematic
"Air is gaseous H2O."
Pointcrow, 2022
If "Nifty" doesn't become the dougdoug chat response to the number 69 moving forward I will be very disappointed
I love Doug not knowing how divorce is spelled. "Ore" is not consecutively in divorce.
Action starts around 38:40
You’re a legend 🙏
Crow dies, "oops you can't say blank"
"Wait, there's blank blocks! I didn't know that" Doug dies
I usually use the subtle chaos of your streams to sleep because it’s such a wonderful noise.
THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE STREAMS. I must watch this during work.
Thank you for this gift
I love that everyone thought divorce would work but it’s not ore or ice
For your consideration :
Metal Square - Iron Ore Block
Grey Square - Cobblestone Block
Green Square - Dirt Block
Bark Square - Wood Block
Jazz Square - Beehive
Square Table - Crafting Table Block
sand and Dirt strat for building blocks to get in and out of caves .-, was painful to watch Doug Dougson fumble so goofily on repeat
I do love how occasionally it just turns to caveman talk to avoid certain words.
The best part of watching this is knowing full well that they could of waterlogged their chest and save themselves the suffering they had trying to protect it. They could even go so far as to make a floor around it that's also waterlogged blocks and have a decent area that wont be removed at any moment.
Shoutout to daisypluto and hydrosnake01 who worked together and collaborated to make the OSKomodo lizard wear the magic hat with the emotes in the chat at around 17:45 Whether that was intentional or not, it was awesome
I love how many times
"More-" [BOOM]
"Oh-" [BOOM]
"Uhh-" [BOOM]
Played out this stream
This is like that one episode of It's Always Sunny where Mac and Dennis share a house.
The suburbs one?
@@purple3018 yeah the one where mac kills and eats a dog
@@orangepuffs6796 Lol that’s a great episode. Probably my favorite show
OH HOUSE, I thought you said Horse
Mac’s famous mac and cheese?!
The perfectly timed explosion at 5:26:45 got me fkn good
The fact that it was insanely loud adds to the comedy
it felt perfectly cut
This stream was amazing, they really did have no sanity left by the end
Ooo = Coal, Gold and Wool. No! = Bell. Mhm = Button. Oh = Bone
56:29 the first 69 joke that actually killed someone 🤣
4:14:45 wait is Pointcrow a physicist or at least a physics or materials engineer that is so nifty. Also Doug's insane Bismuth purchase becomes relevant to a conversation
I’m pretty sure he studied aerospace engineering
he has a chem engineering degree
This is a DougDoug classic
"I said" = Ice
probably 1/3 of his deaths
Trying to watch this video and I’m only at the 01:23:00 mark. I haven’t cried or shaken so much with laughter since the DougDoug Minecraft video where all the cloned Donkeys “went to live on a nice farm”.
Only improvement would have been to also have the “You said x” announcement before the explosion I think. Or try it again without allowing substrings to be recognised, for comparison.
The corpses slotting into place at 1:32:28 killed me
I would love to see a round 2 of this with keep-inventory on. I think it would let them get further while still being a similar challenge.
The only streamer that I can actually watch for 5 hours lol
I saw clips of this and already went and watched the VOD on Twitch.
Going to Twitch feels like drinking dog milk from the source. You get to decide if that's a good thing or not.
Divorce.
Pointcrow wakes up in the morning and opens his window to see the sun shining in a clear blue sky, the birds singing, children out laughing and playing, and he lets out a sigh of relief and says "What an [n-word] morning!"
Props to Rand0mViking for counting the deaths the whole time!
Everything after 1:10:00 is pure gold. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
I jsut reached that part I’m so excited
"Nice job"
-explodes you
You will never be a woman. At least you guys are keeping razor companies in business lmao
And that's how dougdoug got the minecraft any% world record
1:30:11 this gotta be my favorite out of context thing ever
I have a name for the art piece. "Definition of insanity."
« You said IKE dumbass » this one almost made him crazy now this new one’s gonna push him down the edge of madness
When Doug found out about being able to say pickaxe the whole time 😂😂😂😂
And then just went back to saying hard and pointy for the culture
Doug and pointcrow make a great duo with random chaotic stuff
Dougs chat is probably one of the best chats i've seen on twitch.
"You cooked bismeth?" is a top 10 dougdoug moment and nobody can tell me otherwise.
I like that throughout the vod there just digging themselves in a deeper and deeper hole XD
He literally said "well he said bell" at the end...and didn't realize that "well" was registering as bell the whole time, lmao
I didnt know there was a game called "keep talking and you'll explode"
this vod was so fun to watch! whenever i see a vod like this, i just know that i'll still have a good time re-living the moments when the main channel video comes out, too. Love seeing streams with PointCrow!
The immidiate screaming at :33 when doug shows the tab that controls chat's voice, that sent me sides to orbit
that was one of the best Doug streams I have ever watched. So much chaos even for dougs level. I loved it!
Technically there’s 2 different Hard and Pointies, the one he uses as a tool and the one attached to his groin…
Like the intro of the vod, WEE WOO
Doug: "Man, I went to have dinner with my family the other day, it was great."
Voice Attack: "Yup, that sounds like 'iron.'"
Everything’s a bit better with Pointcrow added to the mix.
Except if small ant is there
@@WhatIsTheHeat sad but true. I still don’t understand what the beef was between the two of them.
@@44actual it's in the past, but I think pointcrow overreacted a bit at smallants own fault.
1:30:11 Comedy fucking gold.
Sometimes I'm not sure if Doug is throwing intentionally or if its by mistake
honestly doug in these streams is a great representation of some of the ways adhd can manifest, in that he constantly forgets what words he can and cannot say or what he has just said or what he's supposed to be doing or what blocks exist in the game
@@batturing Also the perfect representation of Murphy's Law. If anything can possibly go wrong, it is one hundred percent certain to happen to Doug.
"Nice" is the new "Like"
I just watched this whole thing while working on a project, this was so entertaining, and sure I didn't finish my project and had to stay up all night but it was completely worth it.
Can’t wait for the channel DougDougDougDougDougDoug to come out!
I've been waiting for this vod to drop :)
same
Keep Talking and Everybody Explodes
Not even 5 seconds into the stream and it's already chaotic, definitely a must watch
This quickly came one of my favorite streams 😁
doug, 2 hours in, after having been killed by "mhm" at least a dozen times already: ok cant say mhm
This is absolute chaos and im here for it
Not even a minute in and I'm already dying🤣
WEE WOO WEE WOO
WEE WOOO WEE WOO
WEE WOO WEE WOO
2:05:29 imagine after Crow said “Got item!” The mod said ⓝⓘⓒⓔ ⓙⓞⓑ and made him explode
I loved looking through the transcript for this vod
This is definitely one of the funniest Minecraft challenges I have ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣
my favorite parts:
1:47:34 boneless mike
1:48:40 carrot carrot carrot
2:14:57 princess and the peach
3:20:37 doug saying 'bell' in a southern accent
3:42:46 body slides in
4:42:42 pointcrow doing a very frank discussion of drug policy
4:52:18 nifty! nifty? nifty
5:03:48 "is there a place you've always wanted to go?"
5:21:54 the dramatic climax where it all comes together
How is the n word not a favorite part
@@themcking5987 people already linked the timestamp for it lol
I love love love that they make significant progress and then blow it all up within a minute
I dont think this stream could be turned into a video. It was too entertaining to cut any bits out.
shoutout to Rand0mViking for keeping count of every death, what an icon
1:30:20 Whenever a word begins with n in these "if i say any _" challenges, it's always just a matter of time before someone says something like this, and it kills me every time
You find the Um block by killing skeletums for their ums, turn them into um meal and raft 9 of it into an um block
It already has me in tears but I really hope they'll do that again after learning the fundamentals^^
When Doug tried to divorce bomb Crow at like an hour in, I was half expecting him to run in, pause, and just say "Iron" or another surefire trigger
One of the best streams for sure
I love how Doug is always taking two pickaxes as if he ever would use one up fully.^^
Doug walks through every single fire at the end
54:15 bro sounds like Steve getting damaged when he says "cool" 😭😭😭
These streams help cure my depression. Its been a rough time since the divorce. So thank you Doug.
Love how it took them more than 30 min to get everything to work
I’m trying to watch this at work and not lose my shit 😂😂😂 this is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while! You never disappoint! And that fucking AI machine knows what it’s doing, this is perfect comedy right here like around 1:49:00. Every other word but carrot and then just the wrong one entirely 💀
The first minute of this video is a perfect representation of the DougDoug channel
I need to have this as a ringtone or alarm for my clock.
39:51
"I actually know this"
"You put 4 logs to make a crafting table"