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  • @weirdkid8398
    @weirdkid8398 4 года назад +250

    Voldemort: OMG!!
    Me:He supports LGBTQ+ "laughs so hard"
    Also me: Avada Kedavra!!

    • @sadielovemusic
      @sadielovemusic 4 года назад +6

      Kat Gonnella omg lol that’s great

    • @CatShope
      @CatShope 4 года назад +3

      It be like dat

    • @moro8772
      @moro8772 4 года назад +1

      Why it gota be like dat doe

    • @ohophelia6519
      @ohophelia6519 4 года назад +1

      I fell of my bed and died and my fog ruby be like :😑 this girl need help

    • @weirdkid8398
      @weirdkid8398 4 года назад

      @@sadielovemusic I changed my name

  • @MariMari-ky3xz
    @MariMari-ky3xz 4 года назад +293

    Lucius: no more complains about potter
    Draco: father blah blah
    Me: spoke to soon my guy

  • @astronaut._.-3
    @astronaut._.-3 4 года назад +411

    "If you have ten cookies and daddy wants five, how many do you have left?"
    Me: ten and a hangry dad!

    • @eik2070
      @eik2070 4 года назад +10

      yaaaaasssssss queen

    • @jess_27
      @jess_27 4 года назад +21

      Me: ten and a corpse! UwU

    • @xloveace3163
      @xloveace3163 4 года назад +11

      more like 10 cookies and a dead dad UwU

    • @coldspaghetti7403
      @coldspaghetti7403 4 года назад +6

      Night Mare 10 and a courpse

    • @Straw58
      @Straw58 4 года назад +9

      9 and a greedy dad

  • @mushy_loser
    @mushy_loser 4 года назад +47

    GIRLS! IF SOMEONE YOU HATE SAID "If you dont shut up I will marry you" THEN JUST SAY "Then I will immediately go for the divorce papers or say no and then have you waste all your money on the wedding because I ain't doing CRAP!" then just keep talking!

    • @sridharchalla3027
      @sridharchalla3027 4 года назад +1

      Ty for the lovely advice
      (Yes imma girl on my dads acc.)

  • @eilzabethsstudioslifeonyou
    @eilzabethsstudioslifeonyou 4 года назад +28

    The one with draco yelling at his dad about being Harry’s husband and wanting the bathroom changed made me crack up😂

  • @MsMerrySunshine13
    @MsMerrySunshine13 4 года назад +46

    I just got an ad for GoGardian teacher and the students names were 'Cho Chang' and 'Hannah Abbott' OMG I've never been so happy in my entire life!

    • @AngELXDDDDD
      @AngELXDDDDD 4 года назад

      Hi

    • @AngELXDDDDD
      @AngELXDDDDD 4 года назад

      What can I help you wy need blootot poot your vid in my tab

  • @MariMari-ky3xz
    @MariMari-ky3xz 4 года назад +216

    Ron: thats gay
    Mion and ginny: you better run

    • @koifish3591
      @koifish3591 4 года назад

      Mari Mari no Blaise would do that in gacha

    • @vick4232
      @vick4232 4 года назад

      How I would have put it
      Ron:that’s gay
      Hermionie and Ginny:boi you just bought yourself a death wish

    • @ohophelia6519
      @ohophelia6519 4 года назад

      He a dead man XDDDD

    • @premiumminecraft6337
      @premiumminecraft6337 3 года назад

      Harry:I'm A wILD cARd

    • @mickmars-hairspray
      @mickmars-hairspray 3 года назад

      idk why when i saw this comment i thought of the meme "YOU BETTER STOP!"

  • @icypopsicle9082
    @icypopsicle9082 4 года назад +53

    “If you have ten cookies and daddy asks for five how many do you have?”
    Nine and a half-

    • @thefourdoggies605
      @thefourdoggies605 4 года назад

      5 Cookies

    • @square2641
      @square2641 4 года назад +3

      10 Cookies and a corpse

    • @channa1699
      @channa1699 4 года назад +1

      10 cookies and a sad dad

    • @icypopsicle9082
      @icypopsicle9082 4 года назад

      @Gaming GachaTuber Emma F
      You are the only nice person here

    • @square2641
      @square2641 4 года назад

      Ima wack my dad with a shovel and eat mah cookies :D

  • @EllieDickinson28
    @EllieDickinson28 4 года назад +356

    Harry:”Jingle bells”
    Hermione:”Pansy smells”
    Pansy:”Harry is so gay”
    Harry:”Draco’s hot”
    Draco:”Ginny’s not”
    YTuber:”Drarry all the way”
    All;”HEY”
    I’m gonna end up singing the Drarry version of Jingle bells by accident on Christmas because of the amount of times I’ve watched this video. My family are gonna think I’m weirder than they already think I am.

  • @takemebackto2018
    @takemebackto2018 4 года назад +21

    Can someone explain why Harry looks like a cinnamon roll?

  • @souranimations4076
    @souranimations4076 4 года назад +10

    "Mind your ears.."
    my dumbass: *Turns volume all the frikin way up
    My eardrums: *Crying in the corner now-

  • @TheMapBot
    @TheMapBot 4 года назад +71

    -me putting the intro on full volume-
    mum: REEEEEEeeEeEeEeEeEeEeeE

  • @_maxmalou_5809
    @_maxmalou_5809 4 года назад +36

    22:44 (lol what a great time) I can switch it up:
    Jingle bells
    Umbridge smells
    Muggels go away.
    Draco's hot, Voldemort' s not
    Hogwarts all the way
    HEY!

  • @ShroomPliz
    @ShroomPliz 4 года назад +480

    its 12:54 am and i can't stop laughing, and just to not wake up my mom i have to laugh into my pillow XD
    Edit: HOW DOES THIS COMMENT HAVE 133 REPLIES?!?!?! I never get replies on a comment

    • @_maxmalou_5809
      @_maxmalou_5809 4 года назад +13

      Yah same😂

    • @achaoticneutralpaladin7713
      @achaoticneutralpaladin7713 4 года назад +15

      it's one fourteen DRARRY ALL NIGHT SQUAD

    • @_Ezra_
      @_Ezra_ 4 года назад +6

      Jennifer Hoover
      YAS I was watching drarry at 2AM one time

    • @astronaut._.-3
      @astronaut._.-3 4 года назад +4

      Same!

    • @gilbertvalero3517
      @gilbertvalero3517 4 года назад +2

      I thought i needed to get ready to laugh into my pillow when i didnt even dare to move a body part

  • @masterduck1676
    @masterduck1676 4 года назад +12

    At 10:32, I could not stop laughing!
    That's the first time I've seen that one!
    Best. Thing. Ever.

  • @danayjavalentino8291
    @danayjavalentino8291 4 года назад +7

    Me: looks at the title..... (Laughing at 5:00 in the morning)
    Also me: (dying cause of the intro)
    My mom: Go. To. SlEeP‼️

  • @maliyahd806
    @maliyahd806 4 года назад +4

    28 minutes?! The Harry Potter on crack video I have awaited for!

  • @lindsaya2604
    @lindsaya2604 4 года назад +4

    Ron: that’s gay
    Hermione an’ Ginny: Oh, I see. So you have chosen DeAtH

  • @vvquxe2508
    @vvquxe2508 4 года назад +6

    Harry: 'My dreams are coming true'
    Me: Is he gonna do you 9 minutes in 'heaven'-
    My bff: WTF

  • @v0iddoesgacha
    @v0iddoesgacha 4 года назад +5

    Me: this is gonna be great!
    Harry:roses are red violets are blue
    My mind:dracos a gay fool
    Harry: IM gay
    My mind:close enough

  • @funandgameswithcc134
    @funandgameswithcc134 4 года назад +14

    Me if I was Sarafina: 10 cookies and a dead daddy!
    Harry: ;-;

  • @crystalbushong7809
    @crystalbushong7809 4 года назад +9

    *Dusk & Dawn*:ahhhh ahhhhh a a a ahhhhhhhhhh ah a a a ahhhhhhhhhh ah ah ah ah ah bumb bumb bumby ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha love it i sub and like

  • @cocoa_kitty5431
    @cocoa_kitty5431 4 года назад +3

    You: Mind your ears
    Me: **proceeds to turn volume up all the way with headphones in** "Let's get it bois"

  • @bubblytea2975
    @bubblytea2975 4 года назад +9

    5 years later: POTTAH this scar is so bad it's are names!

  • @geraldineoviedo9514
    @geraldineoviedo9514 4 года назад +18

    R.I.P headphone users TwT

    • @PersassyJackson12
      @PersassyJackson12 Год назад +1

      I'm using headphones 😢😢
      It's on full volume

    • @AutumnMasgar23
      @AutumnMasgar23 Год назад

      ​@@PersassyJackson12have you gone deaf?

  • @m_vinegar
    @m_vinegar 4 года назад +5

    I’m not mad at my brother for making the sound for the intro and he’s also for ocean man, hows you family?

  • @Nyx-be8nt
    @Nyx-be8nt 4 года назад +3

    This is awesome!
    My favourite part was new verison of Jingle Bells!😂😂😂

  • @idkbalvan6303
    @idkbalvan6303 4 года назад +8

    Introducing my new favorite Christmas song:
    Jingle bells
    Pansy smells
    Harry is so gayyy
    Draco's hot
    Ginny's not
    Drarry all the way
    HEY!

    • @ronweasley6970
      @ronweasley6970 4 года назад

      I sung the same thing earlier but a bit different
      Jingle bells
      Pansy smells
      Draco is so gay
      Blaise is hot
      Hermione's not
      I just realized I'm so gayyy

  • @movedchannels9553
    @movedchannels9553 4 года назад +6

    I’m about to explode this is funny cute, and FRICKIN GAY~~~~~~~

  • @mitsu.graphy
    @mitsu.graphy 4 года назад +2

    Snapes:Why do you look so depressed
    What I was expecting Harry to say:CAUSE YOU HAVE EYES AND I HAVE FEELINGS

  • @Justarandomgoth
    @Justarandomgoth 4 года назад +3

    I dont know if this has already been said but-
    Harry: Roses are red, violets are blue
    *everyone goes silent*
    Harry: I'm gay
    *point to Draco*
    Harry:Be my boo

  • @galaxiagacha6500
    @galaxiagacha6500 4 года назад +2

    The first 23 seconds, 10/10.
    I had headphones in, and once the intro started, I turned the volume all the way up
    XD

  • @gwendolynkolopanis6582
    @gwendolynkolopanis6582 4 года назад +5

    I love lucious express

  • @mitsu.graphy
    @mitsu.graphy 4 года назад +2

    DRACO HOW DARE YOU MAKE HARRY CRY HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

  • @galaxiagacha6500
    @galaxiagacha6500 4 года назад +7

    I know that green is the color of Slytherin, and red is the color of Gryffindor, but why can I only think that they are celebrating Christmas!

  • @fairyadri
    @fairyadri 4 года назад +1

    "Sometimes I'm bottom, ask Potter."
    *Can I just have a nosebleed while being a tomato blushy face?-*

  • @TwoFace831
    @TwoFace831 4 года назад +3

    Poor, poor, poor Draco’s dad

  • @silver_snowy7971
    @silver_snowy7971 4 года назад +2

    Who imagine the impossible love between the real actor who the characters lol

  • @thatgayplanet6740
    @thatgayplanet6740 4 года назад +4

    14:25
    Just hiding in the comments knowing harry might say huh
    Edit:i stand corrected

  • @gwenie_9321
    @gwenie_9321 4 года назад +1

    Harry: *"Roses are red, Violets are blue................ I'm Gay"*
    Me: **dies and hits head on desk while laughing**

  • @Duelisitic
    @Duelisitic 4 года назад +3

    10:16 to 10:27
    ("Me.") *ETERNAL FAN GIRL HAS AWOKEN*

  • @leelink665
    @leelink665 4 года назад +1

    Draco: that smile only exists when I’m with you
    Harry:
    *ded*

  • @sugarymilklps7044
    @sugarymilklps7044 4 года назад +4

    Lol the beginning

  • @kyk8836
    @kyk8836 3 года назад

    Lucius: Finally no more complaints about Potter
    Draco: Are you sure about that??

  • @haileyhurtado566
    @haileyhurtado566 4 года назад +4

    Does Draco really have long hair

  • @sadrww_ash
    @sadrww_ash 4 года назад +1

    Harry : I hate the fact that you're taller than me
    Draco : trust me, there's a good reason for that
    Harry :?!
    Draco : when I hug you, you can hear my heart, which only beat for you
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    That is something you should add😂
    Love your videos 💖😂

  • @makaylahasse7689
    @makaylahasse7689 4 года назад +3

    I LOVE this intro 😂🤣

  • @animeaddict9152
    @animeaddict9152 4 года назад

    I was laughing the whole way through especially when the hat said ' CONGRATULATIONS you are the one millionth student to come to Hogwarts! '

  • @OReRains
    @OReRains 4 года назад +3

    I didn’t see the, mind your ears and had my headphones in full, I threw them across the room by accident because I was so scared

  • @st4r_playzz925
    @st4r_playzz925 4 года назад

    Omg when I heard him say "draco doesn't like me" and everyone saying "yes he does" even the teacher I started laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pagee.soobinn
    @pagee.soobinn 4 года назад +3

    I don’t know how but,before this vid I got an add of the Harry Potter app ....
    I really do be watching this a lot then......
    Lord help meh,..

  • @TheMerriheart
    @TheMerriheart 4 года назад +1

    Hermione's: Famous Words: Books, Study, Test, Exam
    Harry's Famous Words: Voldemort, Professor, Ron, Hermione
    Draco's Famous Word(s): POTTAH!!!
    Ron's Famous Words: BLOODY HELL, MATE-

  • @xxgrimreaperxx5877
    @xxgrimreaperxx5877 4 года назад +3

    Yaaaaaass

  • @Celeste77721
    @Celeste77721 3 года назад

    Draco: "Mother, father, this is Harry Potter, my boyfriend." Lucius: "What?!" Narcissa: "OMG I ship this"

  • @m.gravity
    @m.gravity 4 года назад +2

    18:03 Now this- This is just gold-

  • @mushroomfrogs8319
    @mushroomfrogs8319 4 года назад

    This is the longest Drarry crack ever and you never see long ones I am so happy to be in its presence I bow to you

  • @ttv_roseriddle22
    @ttv_roseriddle22 4 года назад

    Lucius: no more compliments about Potter
    Draco: father Harry asked me a question he said "will you marry me"
    Lucius:* dead on the floor*

  • @MarchCloverHeHim
    @MarchCloverHeHim 4 года назад +1

    you: "mind your ears..."
    me: *turns volume all the way up*
    and:
    (15:23)
    Lucius: "he'll grow out of it..."
    me: "iT's nOt a pHaSe, dAD!! iT's a LiFeStYlE!!"

  • @michelleh1303
    @michelleh1303 4 года назад +1

    Ginny: YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH MALFLOY
    Me as Harry: YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH LUNA

  • @rattusrattus_og
    @rattusrattus_og 4 года назад +1

    Harry and draco: **are together**
    Voldy:OH mY GOd! SIncE WhEn???

  • @JamesTaylor527
    @JamesTaylor527 4 года назад +2

    Mom: Why are there headphones in the toilet
    Me thinking:oh shoot I accidentally dropped them....
    Me:Harry Potter was trying to get to the ministry of magic and didn’t take the headphones with him

  • @jenniferspicer8696
    @jenniferspicer8696 4 года назад +1

    The intro like doo!!!DOooooooooooooooo!DANDAN!!!Im over here dying of laughter like why!

  • @sunsetcaticorn3719
    @sunsetcaticorn3719 4 года назад

    "So could a dedicated duck"
    I don't know why that made me laugh so much

  • @yourgurlasher9299
    @yourgurlasher9299 4 года назад +2

    Harry: Where’s the spider?
    Draco and I: CAN YOU PLEASE KILL IT!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!!

  • @loveponape
    @loveponape 4 года назад +1

    Harry should have said. When talking to draco
    “Roses are red”
    “Violets are not blue”
    “I am gay”
    “So are you”

  • @Interna12_
    @Interna12_ 4 года назад +1

    I feel like watching this a second time I really enjoyed this!

  • @drarrystories4you600
    @drarrystories4you600 4 года назад +2

    10:03 that scene killed me- my 71yo nan waled and said "are you dying?!"

  • @violetsberries
    @violetsberries 4 года назад

    "In My DeFeNcE it was to sAvE the WoRlD" hahahaha im still laughing over that

  • @randomaccountthatparentsta6701
    @randomaccountthatparentsta6701 4 года назад

    Out of all the intros that I’ve seen even the best ones that have took a lot of work-
    This is best Freaking intro ever

  • @sophiebella5660
    @sophiebella5660 4 года назад

    Draco: not yet
    Ron: YOU SMOOTH FRICK!!
    ~me has a seizure from laughing so floofin hard~

  • @CommoSutra
    @CommoSutra 4 года назад +1

    25:38
    Me reading the teXt:
    *”moThtaH foThTah this is PotTaH-“*
    Me: waiT- that’s rhyMes-
    **sAyS agAin**
    *”moThtaH foThTah thiS Is poTtaH-“*
    Me:Wew-

  • @christinesbardella6723
    @christinesbardella6723 4 года назад

    22:18
    Draco’s immediate thought was, pansy did it, they really are best friends😊

  • @leonis96
    @leonis96 4 года назад

    Harry: Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gay!
    Imagine the face of all the teachers and students XD (I would like to see Snape's face after Harry's coming out)

  • @syd6185
    @syd6185 4 года назад

    The narnia joke was hilarious. My gay bum was laughing so hard.

  • @sirboo3986
    @sirboo3986 4 года назад +1

    IM ACTUALLY DIEING yes from laughter
    My funeral is tmr see you there xD

  • @techno2633
    @techno2633 3 года назад

    Harry: Draco why are you standing on the chair?
    Draco: Because I live here I can stand wherever I want
    Harry: Where's the spider.
    Draco: Under the table please get it...

  • @edwater.3
    @edwater.3 4 года назад +2

    I put on full volume on the start and i had headphones on
    *I DONT REGRET IT*

  • @jessicalester8466
    @jessicalester8466 3 года назад +1

    NOBODYS GONNA TALK about The amazing intro

  • @somanygoodfandoms
    @somanygoodfandoms 4 года назад +2

    You: *Mind your ears*
    Me: ...
    **puts headphones on and turns it to the highest it can go**
    :D I’m an idiot!!!!

  • @SincerelyCici
    @SincerelyCici 4 года назад +1

    "if you have 10 cookies and daddy asks for five how many do you have left"
    me: well 10 cookies and a lot of cash >:)

  • @rikuchan9063
    @rikuchan9063 4 года назад

    the intro was MWAH! MAGNIFIQUE AWESOME FIVE STARS MWAH JUST A WORK OF ARTE

  • @dimensionmaija6682
    @dimensionmaija6682 3 года назад +1

    I NEED PART TWO I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT A PART TWO!!! >:3

  • @fishes_.travels9979
    @fishes_.travels9979 4 года назад +1

    Ok so the song on 22:45 got me laughing so hard my mom had to come into my room at 3am just to see if I wasn’t having a heart attack

  • @jell3111
    @jell3111 3 года назад +1

    Woahh Not gonna lie Your intro is the coolest intro I've ever seen!✨

  • @Copper_Hegan
    @Copper_Hegan 4 года назад

    'well aren't you rudeness, sarcasm and lacking enthusiasm'
    is what harry could have said

  • @starnoir1185
    @starnoir1185 3 года назад

    When you try to convince your boyfriend that nothings wrong, and he immediately knows there’s a spider.

  • @rileylolzz
    @rileylolzz 3 года назад

    PLEASE THE SNAKE "he'sssss sssuperrr gaayyy forrr youuuu"

  • @caitiescott6888
    @caitiescott6888 4 года назад +2

    Draco:go ahead find somthing that rimes with sarcasm
    Meh:ok well well arnt you rudeness and sarcasm and lack enthusiasm

  • @denisecunningham9262
    @denisecunningham9262 4 года назад

    Im using headphones, i had on full volume and the intro made me laugh and murdered my ears, great vid btw

  • @hanoonabee
    @hanoonabee 3 года назад

    *voldamort having a nose*
    Him:ITS MY LUCKY DAY NOW I DON’T HAVE TO WRITE THE SMILING FACE LIKE THIS :) NOW IM GONNA WRITE IT LIKE THIS :-)

  • @yuriaandtealcurry3512
    @yuriaandtealcurry3512 4 года назад +1

    I can't breathe the first part was soooooo funny HAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😃🤣😃

  • @Ammarah0
    @Ammarah0 4 года назад +1

    Intro: starts
    The water in my mouth: ight Imma head out now

  • @juliansommer6192
    @juliansommer6192 4 года назад +1

    I can't stop laughing! I'm now subscribed to you! Hugs! 🤗🤗🤗

  • @Jaya.11
    @Jaya.11 Год назад +1

    I love how I think I’m the only one who has not read or seen ever Harry Potter things other than in Gacha s, so like idk what slytherin is or like that, am I really the only one? 😂❤
    Also love the ships!

  • @idontwanna.
    @idontwanna. 4 года назад

    The Christmas song was AMAZING!!!

  • @cvic__0
    @cvic__0 4 года назад

    Lucius: The only truly shocking thing about this-
    Ad: 515 party legends
    Me: excuse me what?😂😂😂 why is it shockin?😂😂😂😂 *WhEeEeZiInNggg*

  • @crunchy..t0ast965
    @crunchy..t0ast965 4 года назад

    Harry:Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m gay”
    Me:And Draco should too

  • @SinfulKurai
    @SinfulKurai 4 года назад

    My head is pounding because this is so hilarious!

  • @sridharchalla3027
    @sridharchalla3027 3 года назад

    I've been watching this every week of every month cause I love it to much-

  • @marvindasilva7296
    @marvindasilva7296 4 года назад

    Everybody:*focused on Drarry Crack
    Me:Intro all day long