The idea of a cat having a seizure that cured it’s cross eyes and then immediately attacking a child is so fucking funny I nearly pissed myself from laughter
yeah, unfortunately Siamese, Himalayan, and Persians were horribly inbred for that trait. explains the seizures too. convergent strabismus. they have to be crossed eyed to see straight. something to do with the eye muscles being too short or the optical nerve being a little wonky.
Top 5 times Brewstew got attacked by animals 5. This Cat 4. That Dolphin from Mexico 3. Fox with Rabbies 2. Megazord Rat 1. Micheal's dog honorable mention: Tyler's cat that refuses to be neutered. Plus the Bat who invaded their house
I e experienced bad thing with animals especially my dog at the time who would rip your arm off if you go near my dad. I went to take her on a walk and my dad just yells “don’t worry she doesn’t bite… that hard”
As a diagnosed epileptic myself, here’s a “fun” fact about seizures. I have grand mal seizures, and when people assume that when you stop seizing and look like you’re coming back that you are back to reality. It’s kind of like when you restart your WiFi router and that it takes a few minutes before it comes back online. Your body is back up, but your brain isn’t sending the signals to the body quite yet. In my cases usually, the brain and body, because it doesn’t know what’s happening yet, goes into a fight or flight mode. I’ve discovered that mine is fight, and I’ve punched and bit my fair share of paramedics & family members when coming back from one. Sounds like what this cat did. Don’t think it was personal, the cat just got scared and did what it thought was necessary to protect itself.
I swear, Tyler has the worst luck with animals. Nathan, Tinkerbell, rats, bats, a rabid fox, and now he gets Mike Tyson'd by a derpy ass Siamese. Those claws are no joke, either.
I'm getting a black kitten soon anyway and I need to completely move on from Bootsy's death besrky two years ago on her 16th birthday, also I've had a similar experience with a rabid skunk as Tyler did with that rabid fox.
I was having a horrible day at work for the last several hours. The kind of day where you're questioning your life choices, kinda bad. Then I see a new Brewstew episode. Thank you so much for giving me several minutes of genuinely happy laughter. I love the way you tell stories from your childhood. Reminds me a lot of my own, happier days in the 1990s. Never stop being such a legend!
When "the cat burned someone with a lit cigarette" part popped up, I almost spit out my drink. Lmmfao. Wasn't really expecting that. But this is the 1 and only BrewStew. So expect the unexpected, and expect Tyler to say some of the funniest yet most random words ever put into a sentence 😂😂😂
Cats are very reactive. To the point that if they're in pain or distress, they'll just lash out at the nearest thing. They're not good at identifying what's annoying them. So a cross-eyed, epileptic cat is just an aggression machine. It's in distress, it doesn't know why, and it doesn't even know what it's looking at half the time. You could be on the other side of the room minding your own business, but you're there, so you're the next target.
Yeah I was figuring that the seizures might be part of why the cat was so aggressive at everything. It might’ve seemed like the seizures didn’t bother it too much, but it probably would’ve made the cat very confused. I didn’t think as much about the cross eyed bit, but now that I’ve seen someone mention it, it does make sense
After searching youtube for the specific sound that was in my head (or something close), I eventually gave up and recorded it myself. It was my hand on a glass desk. Did it in one take.
As a cat person who's had a litter of siamese cats, I relate so much to this There are 2 software options when a siamese kitten is born: Fluffy and playful 💕 HELLSPAWN 😈 No in between sadly
I remember being attacked by a cat when I was young. I'm talking 6, 7, something like that. My family had one that really liked to attack me and everyone just thought this was hilarious. I could always tell when it was coming. The stare, the tail flicking, the fur rising. I figured out the best way to defend myself; a shoe. That was a game changer. Each time he pounced, he'd get knocked right out the air. Took him a few tries to accept defeat. One of my greatest battles as a kid, lol.
I wish i could dislike anti pet people but its shit like this that proves their point so well. I love cats but you gotta train them. Can’t just let them attack your kids lol
Brewstew deserves an award no doubt. Lot's of stories we can all relate to. From drunk uncles to crazy over the top pranks.. Mad respect to this channel.😅😅😅
I am suffering from depression and multiple failures in life. I have lost alot of people in my life and have not received any luck for working hard in a very long time. No self-help method or therapy could cure me any longer, I am on the verge of giving up. Watching your videos always put a smile on my face. It is a genuine smile that I rarely do, and for that, I thank you and hope that you make more videos. Your videos are my maintenance and my way of forgetting everything.
My family had a cat nicknamed “Little Hitler”. Yes, his nickname in the block was Little Hitler. Two reasons: He had a little white mustache that looked like a certain dictator. Second: He left a mark literally on everyone and everything he met. He made a Marine scream from scratching him. There was only one rule: Always maintain eye contact, if not he'd scratch you. Everyone learned that the hard way. He also killed a crow and carried it back home. He ruled the town.
I think it’s really funny that when the cats smoke a cigarette it’s either holding it with it’s back left leg or it grows a fucking extra leg for that special occasion, very funny, also is Brewstew posting weekly now because these videos are awesome
Love how Tyler opens up a game with Onix, the same card he talks about getting from Michael in a previous episode, and you set up the board differently each time you show pokemon cards. As someone who plays even to this day, its a nice detail to see!
Questions I want to ask Tyler in the next Subscribers Special: 1. Do you still talk to your other friends like David, Tommy or Stephen? 2. Does Brewer know about how good the channel is going and do you still talk him? 3. Do your other friends know about the channel as well?
We used to have a Bobcat who lived to 21 who was mixed with a house cat (Nobody knows how, they just found her and she followed my Mom and Granddad home and they named her Gizmo. She was more or less a great housecat without a tail UNLESS YOU LOOKED IN HER EYES!) She took a chicks eye out once with one swat and was licking her claws after! Important to note: She could not be declawed because they just grew back and it took a FULLY GROWN MAN to take her on walks outside, get her harness on and shit, better have spare blood at the ready. She lived until I and my twin was 3 or 4 and despite putting fences up and baby gates, if she was curious she would just stand around and smell us? Did want to mention that when my Mother came home for Christmas break she launched herself onto my Mom’s face by waiting on the christmas tree behind the door. Awww what a viscious little bastard she was! :)
He’s an Ohioan like myself. This is just an average day for us. For example, my cousins dog bit through my calf muscle when my cousin and I were playing with plastic lightsabers in his front yard as kids, and years later I was sitting on a friends front porch talking to him and his dog came up and bit through my nose for literally no reason whatsoever.
Happy Easter y’all. Btw Cotton lived to the ripe old age of like 19 or something like that. That felonious assault charge didn’t stick either.
Here after 57 seconds
Did you at least get the restraining order?
Did you sue? And holy shit 19?
And happy Easter to you too your my top RUclipsr keep it up man
THANK YOU :)❤
I’ve came back for revenge.
Ain't no way
@@Austin12kThere is a way son.
@Cotton_Mean I subbed to your channel so you don't rip my earlobe off
Found who haunted that duplex!
@@Austin12kGood choice son you will have 2 ears.
The idea of a cat having a seizure that cured it’s cross eyes and then immediately attacking a child is so fucking funny I nearly pissed myself from laughter
Yum can I drink it ( For legal Reasons this is a joke)
It's also terrifying
😐😐😐
@@kelwaish lmao bro had to clarify
“He was so cross eyed he could see into different dimensions” 😭
That’s why he took down the holographic Mr mime, he thought it was a talking light bulb that murdered 747 children
😂😂
yeah, unfortunately Siamese, Himalayan, and Persians were horribly inbred for that trait. explains the seizures too. convergent strabismus. they have to be crossed eyed to see straight. something to do with the eye muscles being too short or the optical nerve being a little wonky.
That's like my Uncle Barry
The definition of a Siamese cat lol
Top 5 times Brewstew got attacked by animals
5. This Cat
4. That Dolphin from Mexico
3. Fox with Rabbies
2. Megazord Rat
1. Micheal's dog
honorable mention: Tyler's cat that refuses to be neutered. Plus the Bat who invaded their house
Tinkerbell actually wasn’t Tyler’s cat. He and his family had to take care of her before her owner died of heart attack.
@@thekarlkeeper8727Ah I got it wrong. I was thinking of that cat that had to be neutered
You forgot something, Tyler's cat Tiffany
@@Mad_Zacharyy03 don’t forget the 🦇 and the rabies 🦊. Both with a pool cleaning sifter!
Jesus loves you
I have a Siamese cat named Pepper. That being said, I can confirm they don't need a reason to turn you into a Camp Crystal Lake victim.
Lol
Bros got the worst luck with animals.
And here i thought Tinkerbell was the worst cat.
lol
Or Tiffany
I mean, Tiffany doesn't seem too polite either. Is Pooter the only cat that isn't out for Tyler's blood? If they even have the real Pooter.
Fr
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
*_"he doesn't bite hes just playing"_*
Why is that so true?
@@Fnaf_king27yeah
@@Fnaf_king27 the deadliest pets have the most absurd cutesy names.
@@Irish381Hey check out my new cat named: Cupcake
(Fucking rips a raccoon’s head off)
I e experienced bad thing with animals especially my dog at the time who would rip your arm off if you go near my dad. I went to take her on a walk and my dad just yells “don’t worry she doesn’t bite… that hard”
As a diagnosed epileptic myself, here’s a “fun” fact about seizures. I have grand mal seizures, and when people assume that when you stop seizing and look like you’re coming back that you are back to reality. It’s kind of like when you restart your WiFi router and that it takes a few minutes before it comes back online. Your body is back up, but your brain isn’t sending the signals to the body quite yet. In my cases usually, the brain and body, because it doesn’t know what’s happening yet, goes into a fight or flight mode. I’ve discovered that mine is fight, and I’ve punched and bit my fair share of paramedics & family members when coming back from one. Sounds like what this cat did. Don’t think it was personal, the cat just got scared and did what it thought was necessary to protect itself.
Good to know. Thanks!
Ain’t reading allay
@oliviergommers4339 it take long for brain work good after seizure brain go in fight or flight there is that good caveman
@@Kit_De_Bi_Shy_Guy ain’t reading allat
Thank you for sharing this, very interesting and I am so sorry you suffer with something like this. Love and light💜💜💜
I swear, Tyler has the worst luck with animals. Nathan, Tinkerbell, rats, bats, a rabid fox, and now he gets Mike Tyson'd by a derpy ass Siamese. Those claws are no joke, either.
He’s not the animal whisperer. He’s the animal chew toy
I'm getting a black kitten soon anyway and I need to completely move on from Bootsy's death besrky two years ago on her 16th birthday, also I've had a similar experience with a rabid skunk as Tyler did with that rabid fox.
@@Mike-we3rb I didn't want Bootsy at first until she eventually grew on me, but Misty will be my first cat I've actually wanted from the start.
@@smb-c3pofinally someone names an animal, other than a horse, Misty.
@@MisadventureMisty It was Aunt Hazel's idea.
I was having a horrible day at work for the last several hours. The kind of day where you're questioning your life choices, kinda bad. Then I see a new Brewstew episode.
Thank you so much for giving me several minutes of genuinely happy laughter. I love the way you tell stories from your childhood. Reminds me a lot of my own, happier days in the 1990s. Never stop being such a legend!
Hope you’re feeling better!
I just love all the 90's Easter eggs you put in each episode
The amount of times this man has survived the Beaches of Normandy.
my uncle passed away today, your videos always cheer me up. RIP Paul hess 1968 - 2024
Condolences! He was too young!
Sorry for your loss
You name sounds like something I would not touch
Rip man..
RIP HOSS
4:28 “Leapt at me like a NINJA TURTLE” 🤣🤣🤣
thanks for spoiling
@@groovycatt 😐
@@groovycatt dont read the comments if you dont want to be spoiled
My dude the event you see happen is exactly what you read in the title you clicked on the vid for fool 😭😭@@groovycatt
This channel is turning into Brewstews Animal Adventures
Ong
lol yeah
Yes. I want to see this series!
1:50 the glass breaking actually gave me a bit of a jump scare😂
When "the cat burned someone with a lit cigarette" part popped up, I almost spit out my drink. Lmmfao. Wasn't really expecting that. But this is the 1 and only BrewStew. So expect the unexpected, and expect Tyler to say some of the funniest yet most random words ever put into a sentence 😂😂😂
my adult cousin grazed my kid arm with a cigarette. I still have the scar. And she never quit smoking...
"alright" will always be gold.
yall been saying this since 2013
@@justacheeto07because it’s fuckin true, IT will always be gold🙌🏽💯💯💯
I feel like your friends' pets just met one day and were like "yeah fuck Tyler let's all attack him"
I'm envisioning the scene in avengers end game with all the portals opening and it's just Brewstews friends pet's coming out and charging at him LMAO
I just imagine Cotton sitting straight up like how the Undertaker would before mercilessly attacking
Derpy cat has seen into your soul, as it burns you with a lit cigarette
👁️👁️
Cool I found my new nightmare :-)
I haven't heard someone use the words derpy cat since like 2014 god damn he's back
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe😂
That Evander Holyfield joke killed me😂😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
Fuckin' amazing hahaha. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Tyler Holyfield 😂
Cotton absorbed the pure power of that Mr. Mime after they ate it
Magic
Cats are very reactive. To the point that if they're in pain or distress, they'll just lash out at the nearest thing. They're not good at identifying what's annoying them. So a cross-eyed, epileptic cat is just an aggression machine.
It's in distress, it doesn't know why, and it doesn't even know what it's looking at half the time. You could be on the other side of the room minding your own business, but you're there, so you're the next target.
Yeah I was figuring that the seizures might be part of why the cat was so aggressive at everything. It might’ve seemed like the seizures didn’t bother it too much, but it probably would’ve made the cat very confused. I didn’t think as much about the cross eyed bit, but now that I’ve seen someone mention it, it does make sense
Thank you Doctor Dolittle
and the fact that siamese cats are just dicks
Cotton attacking him out the window had me unable to breathe for a solid minute. 😂
Fr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😂
What did you use to make the flopping around sound cotton made lol Thanks!
My guess is a toaster.
After searching youtube for the specific sound that was in my head (or something close), I eventually gave up and recorded it myself. It was my hand on a glass desk. Did it in one take.
First Nathan then the cat. Animals must really love this guy.
I think it's something like
Nathan
Cotton
Tinkerbell
Tiffany
Rabid ass fox
"Well f**k you Mr Feeny! Im not going to detention! How about that!" 😂
I don't remember that episode 😂
That was exactly how that show was.
As a cat person who's had a litter of siamese cats, I relate so much to this
There are 2 software options when a siamese kitten is born:
Fluffy and playful 💕
HELLSPAWN 😈
No in between sadly
I remember being attacked by a cat when I was young. I'm talking 6, 7, something like that. My family had one that really liked to attack me and everyone just thought this was hilarious. I could always tell when it was coming. The stare, the tail flicking, the fur rising. I figured out the best way to defend myself; a shoe. That was a game changer. Each time he pounced, he'd get knocked right out the air. Took him a few tries to accept defeat. One of my greatest battles as a kid, lol.
I wish i could dislike anti pet people but its shit like this that proves their point so well.
I love cats but you gotta train them. Can’t just let them attack your kids lol
Damn Tyler, you got Mike Tyson'd by a cats claw!
And to think, he’s doing a play through at Mike Tyson’s Punch Out🤣🤣🤣
Brewstew deserves an award no doubt. Lot's of stories we can all relate to. From drunk uncles to crazy over the top pranks.. Mad respect to this channel.😅😅😅
2:23 dude that got me off guard 😂
First it was Nathan the Rottweiler then Cotton the Siamese Cat. You’re childhood was crazy I love it 😂😂
3:05 got me DYING 😭
best part for sure
4:53 my guy got a free ear piercing
And probably the worst disfigurement from the dirty nasty sharp claws too.
Brewstew never disappoints.
I am suffering from depression and multiple failures in life. I have lost alot of people in my life and have not received any luck for working hard in a very long time. No self-help method or therapy could cure me any longer, I am on the verge of giving up. Watching your videos always put a smile on my face. It is a genuine smile that I rarely do, and for that, I thank you and hope that you make more videos. Your videos are my maintenance and my way of forgetting everything.
❤ hang in there friend
I hope you get better bro, you deserve better man. Hope your life gets better!
You don't know how much I needed this right now.
Bro has the worst luck with animals💀
As someone who works in pharmacy you wouldn’t believe how many cats we get scripts for seizure meds.
You know it's a good day when BrewStew uploads.
My family had a cat nicknamed “Little Hitler”.
Yes, his nickname in the block was Little Hitler.
Two reasons:
He had a little white mustache that looked like a certain dictator.
Second:
He left a mark literally on everyone and everything he met. He made a Marine scream from scratching him. There was only one rule:
Always maintain eye contact, if not he'd scratch you. Everyone learned that the hard way. He also killed a crow and carried it back home.
He ruled the town.
reverse Kitler? Reltik?
KITLER
@@euies It was years ago, I was a little kid when my mom found out the neighborhood called him that. I found out after his death.
'Always maintain eye contact'
Sounds like SCP-173
Next thing you know every child fights for them and prepares to exterminate all the dogs
When I moved into my step mom's house for the first time they had a cat with epilepsy. The stair case thing IS REAL.
0:59 No! I thought Charizard was more important. 😂
The fact that a house pet was scarier than a rabies infested wild animal is crazy
The boy meets world bit had me rolling with laughter
3:43
**Stone Cold Steve Austin sound effect**🤣🤣
😂
“Jesus christ Holyfield!”
I think it’s really funny that when the cats smoke a cigarette it’s either holding it with it’s back left leg or it grows a fucking extra leg for that special occasion, very funny, also is Brewstew posting weekly now because these videos are awesome
It would have been even more amazing if David had one of his midnight freak outs at this sleepover too 🤣
5:41 I love that reference I was waiting for it lol
Im unsure but im guessing that was the guy Mike Tyson bit? Lmao
@@Krondeloyep
Love how Tyler opens up a game with Onix, the same card he talks about getting from Michael in a previous episode, and you set up the board differently each time you show pokemon cards. As someone who plays even to this day, its a nice detail to see!
Dude, the scariest part about this video is the Cat looking dead at you 4:22
that’s a holographic cat now better get that graded
Questions I want to ask Tyler in the next Subscribers Special:
1. Do you still talk to your other friends like David, Tommy or Stephen?
2. Does Brewer know about how good the channel is going and do you still talk him?
3. Do your other friends know about the channel as well?
Yes 😊
That’s crazy, he grew a fifth leg and paw, that sure is one fucking crazy cat. 1:41
LONG JOHN SILVERS ATTACK ‼️‼️
Lol
Yeah, he can’t just leave that Chekov’s gun on the table. That’s gotta be a future video.
not anywhere near the
WORST THING
to happen behind one of a
LONG JIHN SILVERS
2:14 is just like that one scene from Cheech and Chong where Chong stares at Strawberry’s Birthmark
you know its a very good day when brewstew uploads
Boy meets world. Core memory unlocked
Got a hernia at 24.
Thank god brew stew uploaded.
3:09 😂 Ah, yes, the classic Fuck you Mr. FEENY episode.
With the amount of random animals Tyler has been attacked by, i hope he has no plans on going to Australia
Drop bears. Like a koala on meth. Lol
@@asthemountaincrumbles4202 i aint fallin for that sht
pun not intended
We used to have a Bobcat who lived to 21 who was mixed with a house cat (Nobody knows how, they just found her and she followed my Mom and Granddad home and they named her Gizmo. She was more or less a great housecat without a tail UNLESS YOU LOOKED IN HER EYES!) She took a chicks eye out once with one swat and was licking her claws after! Important to note: She could not be declawed because they just grew back and it took a FULLY GROWN MAN to take her on walks outside, get her harness on and shit, better have spare blood at the ready. She lived until I and my twin was 3 or 4 and despite putting fences up and baby gates, if she was curious she would just stand around and smell us? Did want to mention that when my Mother came home for Christmas break she launched herself onto my Mom’s face by waiting on the christmas tree behind the door. Awww what a viscious little bastard she was! :)
Holy shît I almost spit out my Gatorade laughing at the cat charge tackling you out a window 😂😂😂
5:41 Bro as a Tyson fan that reference had me choke on my water
" Jesus Christ holyfield .."
I just lost it 😂😂😂 Cotton Tyson
I had a saimese cat named Russell. He's not too mean. His claws are sharp, but he wants to be picked up and people like me petting.
Always a good day when brewstew uploads
I guess he had seizures when you were making smoothies
“-shook his eyeballs straight” 💀
1:17 "Look how they massacred my boy!"
Ta hell with your evil ass cat😡
The Godfather
2:35 As an epileptic, that’s a great description for epilepsy and seizures! Love the content as always BrewStew!
0:31 omg that’s spleens the cat! Iykyk
GrayStillPlays 🎉🎉🎉
@@thelearningmethod Yesssss
The second I saw this comment I paused the video and it was exactly 31 seconds in
Spleens the goat
Bruh, why does your friend have a freaking cursed furby by the TV? It probably caused the seizures
😂
bahahahahaha'
I'm always happy to see a new Brewstew upload.
tyler is like an animal whisperer, most animals hate him.
Bro has beef with all animals. Except for his dog, his dog wouldn't do shit to him.
Nah why does David have Larry from Big Lebowski on a picture in his living room 🤣
Is this your homework, Larry?
@@geraldyungling3334 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY
“Alright”
Why is you're childhood more wild than the average American
Wait, this isn’t normal?
He’s an Ohioan like myself. This is just an average day for us.
For example, my cousins dog bit through my calf muscle when my cousin and I were playing with plastic lightsabers in his front yard as kids, and years later I was sitting on a friends front porch talking to him and his dog came up and bit through my nose for literally no reason whatsoever.
Nathan 🤝 Cotton: Attack Tyler for no reason
5:22 cat almost mike tyson’d this man
I love this guy
For how angry that cat is, I'm surprised it isn't declawed
3:14 Actually was lmfao
All the 90's memorabilia and posters are just as good as the story
Bro got Mick Foley’d by a cat
The cat did the Mike tyson special 5:27
0:06 What was Brew doing behind a Long John Silvers???
4:12 LMAOO
4:34 😂😂😂😂
4:55 Yes. I have. He crawled up my back and clawed my ear. I still have the scar over a decade later.
meowin right now
0:01 crazy
4:50 cat pulled a mike Tyson 💀💀💀
Releatble have so many scars because of those god damn cats
Didn't Pooter vanish 😂
2:39 dogs also do as well
ok?
OMG really I didn't know😂
@@CandyKeshane your welcome 👍