How to beat the MAGICAL GIRLS in "Puella Magi Madoka Magica"
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2024
- You will trade your soul to become horrifying witch hunters! While other magical girls try to kill you! And the only way to stop them will be by destroying your friends
Since you won’t be able to trust anyone including your own reality and timeline! And if you watch till the end, i’ll show you how to beat the MAGICAL GIRLS in Puella Magic Madoka
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7:23 “transforming into holy Mami”
I think that’s 7 years too early
We don't even have the rumor lmao
@@chaos2940 what is Kamihama? And who is their holy saint?
Kamihama in the original timeline is just another magical city and I'm pretty sure a huge chunch of those would've witch out
Sana would've definitely went witch ...she regretted her witch
*wish
Kyubey didn’t tell her Sayaka that if her soul gem was too impure a witch would hatch from it. If he did the story would be completely different.
they never asked him which is why he never told them
Yeah, they don't know that they'll become witches, they only know think that they won't be able to use magic if it's completely tainted and they later think they'll die, not hatch a witch/turn into a witch
I looked at the title of the video and went bruh…. there’s literally no way to beat this the moment they became magical girls it was jover for them 😂
The only way to beat Madoka Magica is to have three other friends that can become magical girls and wish for the power to harvest, the power to convert, the power to manifest and the power to create any barrier, then create a barrier surrounding your city to stop energy from coming in and going out, then harvest the impurities built up in their soul gems, then convert them into magic and use that magic to manifest an automatic purification system that will purify the soul gems of all magical girls in the city. Sorry Magical Girls from the outside, the amount of impurities in the world is too much for the automatic purification system to function and the universe need witches to survive
@@baikaachyuplays5097AYYYEEE THANKS FOR THE ADVICE(satire)
@@baikaachyuplays5097they did that before but they became a witch right after
Jover😂
@@ii_isxacOnly because she harvested too much impurity alongside her weaker body not being able to handle it
What’s sad is that there’s really no winning in this series if you’re a magical girl.
It’s one thing to be good in a fight and be able to hold your own against another magical girl or witch.
It’s another battle entirely to stay sane and keep going forward and find the motivation to continue, and considering that Kyubey specifically chooses very young girls and it’s canon that your strength and magical ability is dependent on your emotional state. The older you get, the weaker you become.
It’s also important to mention that the witches aren’t just plot points and evil monsters to keep the plot moving. The witches the girls die against are symbolic of the problems they face and the flaws they weren’t able to overcome.
Mami may act mature, but she is also childish. So she died against a misshaped and lumpen doll that can turn into a clown; a girl who never grew up.
Sayaka managed to best most of the witches she faced, but the one that signalled the downwards spiral for Sayaka, was one who is entirely black and white, much like her once idealistic and simple world view.
Kyoko dies to Sayaka’s witch due to their narrative parallels and tie with one and another.
Homura struggles against a witch who is noted to be a “fool that spins around in circles” and is made of clockwork, calling back to her time travel and refusal to give up. The witch mocking her attempts.
That's why I think the theme is endless battle and another one "what're we fighting for" there's a lot of magical girls that literally regretted their wishes and if you do what're you truly fighting for ,yes you save people but for every person you save 10 more could have been eaten by another witch,it's a world THATS fucked by the incubator scheme
Still shocked you guys did Magical girl site first and then did the og magical girl subversion a year after
I’m pretty sure the reason why they did that one first is because madoka magica really could’ve only had one ending.
And magical girl site had way more problems in it then madoka magica
magical girl site is like more apocalyptic/blunt in its dark tones? in the anime it's clear that the magical girls focus on survival more than anything, making it more interesting for a "how to beat" video. In Madoka Magica, the characters are mostly helpless or just gave up. It emphasises on the horror and shock of the situation in later episodes (unlike in magical girl site where it's obvious from the start that the administrators were evil monsters), and focuses on its plot and character development. i have no idea if this makes sense but this is how i interpret it. magical site site is like a zombie apocalypse survival thing while madoka magica is whimsical fantasy with a twist of hopelessness and despair. (might have went off on a tangent, oh well)
@@synko.
Madoka magica is about survival too.. jus more complex and so much better written than mg site, for example, once you contract; it's a unspoken rule to be sworn into secrecy to never tell anyone at all about being a puella magi/magical girl or even the existence of puella magi
"In madoka magica, the characters are mostly helpless or just gave up"..
So where are you even getting that from.. were you jus watching with your eyes closed and not listening at all?
None of the characters are "mostly" helpless or jus gave up.. are we somehow forgetting homura, looping time 100 times; so much emphasis on 100? kyoko? madoka?
Even then, with sayaka and mami, and in general; it's what make the characters so human, realistic, complex, and heartbreaking (unlike the robotic, unrealistic characters in mgs)
But yeah, right, you would be completely fine and living your best, joyful life being a puella magi in madoka in it's harsh and destructive/exploitive circumstances and being betrayed
They're fighting for their lives and other people's lives, risking their own lives, on a daily basis by either fighting with themselves, other puella magi, or witches (aka curses/cursed beings), especially, and so much emphasis on homura
Besides that, they will become the very same cursed abominations they were sworn in secrecy to fight against and destroy for the sake and of mankind
They are even forced to keep fighting for their lives cause a soul gem will gradually curse (negative emotions; despair) itself with cursed energy/magic if you don't use your magic or purify it at all
This anime is an excellent example of the phrase:
" don't judge a book by its cover "
This anime, if you read its name or see its cover, you might think that it is a cute girls anime for children, but when you watch the anime itself, you will find that it is the exact opposite of this.
For me, it is definitely one of my
top 30 anime of all time.
And my rating for it is 9/10.
It was *pure* fap material for otaku 😂🤢
I think you can defeat the Madoka Magica system if you wish for "I wish for the soul gems to purify themselves without the need the of greef seeds" or "I wish for unlimited omnipotence through which I can change the laws and principles of the universe as I want".
For the first one you’d only be delaying the inevitable since magical girls lose the ability to resist becoming witches as they get older. For the second having infinite knowledge would lead you to knowing about the inevitable death of the universe but lack the ability to actually do anything about it which would cause you to fall into despair and become a witch.
No the only winning move is not to play.
@@cathygrandstaff1957 1) Are the magical girls more poised and more in control of their emotions as they age so they don't fall into despair? Besides, some invisible power (my wish) will purify the gems of the soul gems and turn even the little darkness that appears into energy even in adult magical girls.
2) This wish will allow me to change the universe and the way it works, just like Madoka's wish. I could make Madoka Magica's universe work on the principle of our world, or have an infinite source of energy, or at the least, work on the principle of Madoka's rewritten world (where magical girls don't become witches, but have to fight wraith).
@akbars6842 the last wish would probably just turn you into a witch unless you have a homura to jump to different timelines just to save you making you being the centerpoint of all the previous timelines giving you a potential, otherwise you'll just become a witch or kyubey would f it up like the scum he is lol
@akbars6842 oh right you need enough karmic destiny for you to become omnipotent like madoka
Funny kyubey could just instantly make you a witch ,"you become omnipotent" by having your own world which is your labyrinth that's literally how monkey paw wishes work also YOU need to have enough potential
How to survive madoka magica:
Just dont make a wish💀👍🏼✨
GTA cheat codes
or
Minecraft commands (NBT Infinite Wish)
hard to do when the little white rat preys on kids.
Try to not to get killed by Familiars/Magical Girls/Witches/OtherMagical Creatures
Tbh that itself is deadly 😔
The entire system is basically forcing you to fight , you'll wanna have grief seed all to yourself fight other magical girls hurt them if their friends have potential they make a wish and then if the magical girl that got hurt realized she drag her friend into a scam by knowing the truth bam witch maybe even two maybe three lmao buy 1 get 3 💀
Kyubey is the nicest cosmic horror ever,
change my mind.
It puts up a front
@@polonyuino5016 Still find a nicer than the one wanting to save the universe
Good point. Definitely a tamer and nicer one.
TBH I thought Mami was the villain at first because she was too nice and just so happens to be showing the girls everything she knows when we just met her? I was like "what is she up to?" my theory was wrong of course.
Also Sayaka brought everything on herself. Hitomi did nothing wrong.
Kyubey is an interesting villain because he has a point saying no one thinks farmers are bad for harvesting chickens so they can last for the winter.
The fact that you beat it to A. Not make a wish
Or B. Don’t overuse your soulstone actually 😭
A is the only correct answer ....
i love madoka magica and know everything about it however my dumbass would still want to be a magical boy 💀
Realest comment ever
The Movie after this is
"And then Kyubey screwed things up."
Nice Video
Now that you've covered Madoka Magica, it's time to cover the side story! I love the details hidden in Magia Record and it has the one thing that gave me a new fear, so you KNOW it's good!
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Hell yea man!
Ingredients?
Sooo he never said how to actually defeat the magical girls? Or did I miss it?
i expected something like "use long range anti-materiel sniper rifle to break their soul gems" or something.
You can't if you break the soul gems they die and if there's no magical girls then the witches takes over other than if someone made a wish from kyubei that is actually not useless.....
You will see what happens when you see the Rebellion Movie
Spoilers!:
Madoka is some dumb shit thinking Homura going close to Homura
Making Homura take everything, killing Kyubei and his kinds, and restart everything all over again but Sayaka still has her own memories.....
@@Sombraro7 in homura's memories, Mami learns about the origins of witches and shoots everyone's gems. no witches pop out. In the rebellion, after Madoka reset the universe, it would appear that Homura became her own witch to spite kyubey.
No I cannot explain Sayaka and the cheese witch.
when Madoka tried to save Homura, and homura stole her godhood, she didn't actually exterminate QB, she said he would still have a part. Also Sayaka's memories were already fading fast at the end there.
Or was there a movie after that?
This is up there for one of my favorites. I love a good psychological horror, and this one is painful.
BLONDE GIRL? THAT IS MAMI.
All you have to do is not make a wish. Also, Mami should've had a firm head on her shoulders
You right but, what if you really want the wish you want to wish to happen?
I’ve been waiting for this since the day I was born
If we were to base the girls on skill/power level here's where I would place them:
1: Mami. Despite her guns having a semi slow casting speed she makes up for this with her skill in using ribbons to bind enemies. She's also very sneaky with how she attacks other magical girls. When she was fighting Homura she exploited the weakness of her power thus putting them on an equal playing field without either of them damaging each other. In another timeline she one shots kyoko breaking her soul gem
2: Homura. Despite her ability to stop time and her shield able to protect against direct attacks her major limitation is she doesn't have her own weapon to attack back and thus has to rely on weapons from the human world.
3: Madoka. Depending on the form she's in Madoka's arrows can stretch for miles and can deal varying damage to a target. During the fight with Walpurgis it was noted by Kyubey that Madoka ended her in one hit. By the final episode of the show we see her able to send her arrows through various timelines and universes but not to destroy but instead to heal.
4: Sayaka. As a swordsman she's very skilled at close range combat along with her ability to self heal as shown in the spinoff series Magia Record. Her limitation is that she can get easily overwhelmed with bombs but this was during a time she was fighting a witch and not homura. We also see that she's capable of holding her own but we don't have enough information on how she would fair in a 1v1 if we don't include that fight with Holy Mami.
5: Kyoko. Similar to Sayaka she relies on direct hits to deal damage but what isn't in the show but is in the Books is that Kyoko can make copies of herself to fight. Her chain moves also take a lot of energy to sustain.
In terms of their witches that's another story:
1: Kriemhild Gretchen (Madoka). Unlike other witches She roots herself into a planet and spreads her "mercy" all over it. Consuming all life. Kyubey says that with her power level she could end the world in 8 days but if Homura was to keep reversing time enough it would've taken a few hours if not minutes.
2: Homulily (Homura). We don't know the exact power level nor true Size of This witch but what we do know is that with her time manipulation powers she might be able to reset time all the way back to the big bang.
3: Oktavia (Sayaka). This witch actually puts up a fight but her healing is non existent. When kyoko slices off her arm she's naturally in shock but doesn't regenerate it back like how she did when she was a magical girl. She fights using train pieces.
4: Ophelia (Kyoko). In the videogame Madoka Portable she fights by charging at a target with her spear and making copies of herself. Other than that she's not much of a threat to most magical girls.
5: Candeloro (Mami). In the videogame Madoka Portable she mostly uses her ribbions to fight as well as use a weaker version of Trio Finale. She relies on her familiars to fight for her and would hide inside of them in order to avoid direct combat.
i feel like sayaka and kyoko should switch places
@ilyysm
not after Magia Record! Remember how (Spoiler)
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She blocked an ENTIRE TIRO FINALE with only her swords? Even after one of her arms got ripped clean off?? I know that Magia Record is a different timeline, but even at that, there’s still Rebellion, where Sayaka was able to prevent Homura from time jumping and even was able to summon her doppel? Once again, timeline differences and the whole angel thing may have affected her, but I still wouldn't say she's the weakest. I genuinely think her and Kyoko are tied, at least.
I apologize for rambling, btw. I really like MadoMagi
@@bezmagica LOL yeah no i was just focusing on the main anime timeline but your points are p valid
Actually, when their first encounter with mami, the witch wasnt defeated. It actually ran away. The witch later on WAS the witch that when the girls encountered mami.
FINALLY! Ive been waiting for this!
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When the music or art gets scary. Run away. Or wish witches didn't exist
It depends if your karmic destiny is enough to balance out witches existence I believe
If your Karmic Destiny is low
Youll just lose your memories and become ignorant about witches
Funny if your potential is low,the wish would just make your forget witches exist and then because you forget to purify into your soulgem bam a grief seed
Finally, the video I have been waiting for!
Oh I'm ready for this one. This show hurt
Surprised it's not mentioned more than mami and Homura could an ahield give sayaka and madoka weapons or shields to protect themselves. Sayaka literally had both in a bat.
Have mami give madoka one too and have them both train to be support for her.
Or blackmail the government in homuras case and get an elite task force of super soldiers with colorful pink guns to be your army to destory witches. The magical girls would waste less energy with more help
Last one sounds like a great AU fic!
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I’ve been waiting for this day
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My man called Mami one of he most dumbest magical girl... But still she was so happy when she heard that Madoka would become a magical girl with her. Filling her happiness and knowing she isnt gonna be alone ever again. But ofc this makes here lose focus. If she was alone she wouldev killed the witch easily. She knows the fact that even if you have an advantage against an opponent you still need to keep up your guard and never look down on them. But in that scene you could tell she was over her head.
Exactly! Of course she wouldn't be thinking straight
Im really waiting for this
Hey I'd just like to say that that fist break done basically said "if you think you've seen someone before that may mean you've seen them before"
Be hitomi but go ask out kyousuke and tell your parents to loosen up a bit on day one. Boom you are invincible now
When how to beat Madoka Rebellion Movie?
Can you do the movie version of this? Cause that has a different ending
It's crazy how no one just decided :
"I wish for omnipotence!"
Or :
"I wish for the power to heal anyone!"
Both could have solved a lot of problems from what I've seen. Especially any form of omnipotence.
Your soulgem just become one usage and you instantly become a witch
@@chaos2940 omnipotence equals that I can do anything I want.
And if I can heal anyone then let's say I can also heal anything, So I can just heal / purify my soul gem.
Oh I know what you meant ,but here's the thing potential is needed fo that and the incubator also made so madoka is actually suffering at her wish even near the end so
@@chaos2940 ...Sorry but, I can barely make out what you're saying...
@@nothing_here.5 madoka still suffered she's forever lonely,the very existence of her is a concept even her family no longer remembers her,every wish has a consequence
Ah yes.. my childhood. So when are you guys gonna do rebellion?
Amazing.
Please do the Rebellion Movie next
I would wait until Madoka makes her wish, then use my wish to reverse the heat death of the universe. If Kyubey was telling the truth about that, then his civilization would have no need to perpetuate their negative-sum system.
5 days ago???? I just finished the series today! What are the odds?!?
🤯yes finally puella magi Madoka magical!!!
Do kemono jihen IT IS AMAZING you NEED to watch it out it’s perfect with your content, its about a boy who is a kemono (half human half yokai) his name is kemono and he joins a detective group made up of other yoki AND fight yokai season 2 is focused around finding his parents, it’s amazing you need to know about it and I NEED a video about it. :3
I LOVE THIS DO THE madoka magica reballion movie
Reminded me of Blackbolt’s death in multiverse of madness
A while back I finished watching madoka majika and the movie rebellion
Easy play Puella Magi Madoka Magica Portable. And get homura True Good Ending. Not the normal ending from show.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT A VIDEO ABOUT PMMM X HTBA AHHHHH
Finally!
A very wholesome anime
JUST WISH FOR THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE TO NEVER OCCUR
Watching the actual way to beat:1%
Just wanna watch new anime’s:999%
I'd love to see a How to Beat Re:Zero
Still got a better end than platnom end
Nice
Nice.
The only way to survive is not to make a wish. If you make one, you're going to become a witch or die fighting one
can you make how to beat dragon ball super?
I feel like this guy's kinda harsh on the girls! It's hard enough for someone to process all of this happening in a few days, but these girls are 14! Mami, the oldest, is 16! Of course they're not gonna be rational and aim for weak points! The only reason Homura can is because of the whole time loop thing! Like. Man!
FINALLY
I swear I saw this once on his channel, or am I just trippin?
Can you do how to defeat magia record
Try to make a wish in ways like Magia Record’s Touka ?
when i first watched madoka magica i did not trust mami bc she seemed off and kyoubey also.
I will never be that cats fan.... 😂😂😂
can you do the movie naxt
I want to make a Kamen Rider Gaim joke but that might be too much for this anime channel...
yoo 2:25 brooklyn nine nine sence les gooooooo
If the aliens have to look for emotions to save the world, how did they even understand the concept of emotion if they can't feel it. It would be like trying to see a color you couldn't see
Observation probably
Kyubey thinks having emotions is a mental illness in their species
Kyubey has been with humans since day 1 also there canonically alien magical girls so.kyubey itself has been using the whole universe as a battery bank.
0:18 Middle school*
How to beat Anime W tbh
Now do the side series and the movies😝
YaY
Hell
💓
I’m sorry. But Homura is Entirely AT FAULT for what happens over the Course of these events! Not to mention that the Entire Story could’ve been Solved had She Learned TO LET GO!
This is why the Creator of Symphogear made his Anime in Opposition to Madoka Magika.
Because the Story For this VERY Season and it’s Movie are Completely Ass Backwards with how to Handle a Relationship Between Two Characters That Love each other.
easy way out, Don't make a deal? or don't identify as a girl in japan?
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Make a wish that sets all free from the endless system
Like what madoka did
@@baikaachyuplays5097 yeah
Unlikely to come true
But if it did, the universe will fight back to set things up to normal, unless you become a god
Also the karmic drawback would be insane even then wraiths exist to hunt you down
:D
The twist and turn left me uninterested. 🤦
Na you are wrong 😂
I love your videos but why this mid anime
Nah it's a peak masterpiece
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