Lyrics: I’m integral to this system named after a goddess of war and of wisdom Deputy head? no more like co-captain coz Albus Dumbledore’s constantly slacking I don't ask how hard the work is It’s important, it’s got to be finished I’m steadfast in duty, deliver it promptly I take what I'm handed, or else we’d be stranded. But Under the surface, ‘No safer place that hogwarts? Youre joking! Its really very dangerous Under the surface, Just heard about the third floor, corridor, being used to house a Cerberus Under the surface, I’m working double time coz this place is like a circus Basilisk attack or sirius black Just a tabby cat with all of Hogwarts on its back Every day has a million jobs and theyre on repeat, whoa mark a tonne of essays while albus fills up on sweets whoa give more to Minerva, Minerva’s got this Head of Gryffindor, of course she can boss this I really have to keep my eye on the ball? Coz he does bugger all So much stress, sometimes i think i should retire then some drama happens like Potter’s name's in the goblet of fire You're telling me the contract is concrete But Albus, potter is a boy, not a piece of meat ‘Minerva, I’m in charge, you’re just someone I employ’’ That’s my BOOOOYYYYY So it keep going - Delores Umbridge has joined the staff, awful hag, never felt such loathing And it keeps going - Harry Potter’s having visions he’s a snake, I don’t think he’s coping And it keeps going - Blood quills, on my kids? You’d better be joking… I wouldn’t compromise and to my surprise got four stunners to chest I was very Unimpressed. But wait. Now that she’s gone, lets take a minute, to maybe try catch my breath, I’d like a, day where its not always one of you three, where normal school days can run smoothly But no, it’s headaches And big snakes Death eaters foul creatures he's back! Things are getting dark dark dark, and it just wont stop, whoa missing those days where I moaned about the paperwork whoa-oh-oh Albus took a dive off the astronomy tower Severus is a death eater now and he’s in power but this is my home and I’ve got to keep it safe no mistakes Potter’s back in the great hall and its time to go, whoa Severus just went yeet out the wi-in-ndow And now we’re off to war, here’s the final battle Yet another thing that I’ll try to handle but who am I if I don't have what it takes? They’re at the… gates Blow it up?boom? Boom?
Yeahh!! Chanwills0 is so talented to make those parodies!! So talented to make those lyrics!! And talented to sing and be Minerva at the same time!! 😂😂😂
Ikr??? I remember watching some youtubers reacting to OoP and they got to the part where Mrs. Figgs was giving her statement (One of them was very large and the other rather skinny) and my mind instantly went to sassy Albus (Keep it together Felicia)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The idea Hogwarts even fill out risk assessments is the best thing! I'd love to read those and know who's supposed to approve them as I don't think Fudge would!
This is so amazing please never loose your creativity, I can't even think how you change the lyrics to be to perfect. I love your videos so so so much, there has been a time or two when I thought I would fall into depression but then I watch some of your videos and feel a lot better and happier. Thank you for making me laugh!😁
You are one of the most underrated RUclipsrs there are in my opinion. The lyrics are literally genius, STUNNING voice, and you never fail to make me chuckle. This is the content I live for
I always liked McGonagall a lot, but all of your content just makes me love her so much more. She is hands down the best teacher at this school and deserves a raise.
“Minerva I’m in charge, you’re just someone I ✨employed✨” “NO tHaTs My bOyYYyyyyYy” “Seberes just went yeet out the wiiiiiiiidoWwwwWWWwwwW!! WoAOOoooH!!!”
This is genius. Like. Did you seriously just do this???? From keeping all the voices and characters, from coming up with new lyrics, to fit and singing in those voices! Seriously! Also, you can definitely tell when your real/good voice came through in those higher parts. This was incredible and I am so looking forward to more.
Omg I just so appreciate your creativity and the hard work you put into your parodies. Whenever I'm depressed these videos are always able to get me laughing for a while. Thank you! ❤💚💙💛
I have been waiting for this since the Audacity preview on Instagram. Also the St Mungos bit used from other film clips is genius. Clearly we have barely tapped the vastness of Potter Parody potential.
Ive definitely missed these videos. Thank you for just bringing us pure savage content. Minerva's my fave in all of harry potter, u do bring such laughter and joy to all of us
Bloody hello Chanel. You just made not my day, but my whole damn year. I have always enjoyed your content but this is taking it to the next level. This is my defo my new favourite song. It takes so much skill to create good lyrics that actually match with the music but you made the song flawless. Thank you for always making me laugh ☺
Oml Chanwills, u always make Harry Potter so much better, ur videos always make my day even when I'm in a crappy mood, I hope u never stop making ur videos🥰
this is the best thing ever honestly this account has changed my life since i discovered you during 2020... thank you for all the laughs smiles and being the best content creator ever
"deputy head, no more like co-captain as albus dumbledore's constantly slacking"..."i really have to keep my eye on the ball, cos he does bugger all" MnM is slaying :)
Lyrics:
I’m integral to this system
named after a goddess of war and of wisdom
Deputy head? no more like co-captain
coz Albus Dumbledore’s constantly slacking
I don't ask how hard the work is
It’s important, it’s got to be finished
I’m steadfast in duty, deliver it promptly
I take what I'm handed, or else we’d be stranded.
But Under the surface, ‘No safer place that hogwarts? Youre joking! Its really very dangerous
Under the surface, Just heard about the third floor, corridor, being used to house a Cerberus
Under the surface, I’m working double time coz this place is like a circus
Basilisk attack
or sirius black
Just a tabby cat with all of Hogwarts on its back
Every day has a million jobs and theyre on repeat, whoa
mark a tonne of essays while albus fills up on sweets whoa
give more to Minerva, Minerva’s got this
Head of Gryffindor, of course she can boss this
I really have to keep my eye on the ball?
Coz he does bugger all
So much stress, sometimes i think i should retire
then some drama happens like Potter’s name's in the goblet of fire
You're telling me the contract is concrete
But Albus, potter is a boy, not a piece of meat
‘Minerva, I’m in charge, you’re just someone I employ’’
That’s my BOOOOYYYYY
So it keep going - Delores Umbridge has joined the staff, awful hag, never felt such loathing
And it keeps going - Harry Potter’s having visions he’s a snake, I don’t think he’s coping
And it keeps going - Blood quills, on my kids? You’d better be joking…
I wouldn’t compromise
and to my surprise
got four stunners to chest
I was very Unimpressed.
But wait. Now that she’s gone, lets take a minute,
to maybe try catch my breath, I’d like a, day where its not always
one of you three, where normal school days can run smoothly
But no, it’s headaches
And big snakes
Death eaters
foul creatures
he's back!
Things are getting dark dark dark, and it just wont stop, whoa
missing those days where I moaned about the paperwork whoa-oh-oh
Albus took a dive off the astronomy tower
Severus is a death eater now and he’s in power
but this is my home and I’ve got to keep it safe
no mistakes
Potter’s back in the great hall and its time to go, whoa
Severus just went yeet out the wi-in-ndow
And now we’re off to war, here’s the final battle
Yet another thing that I’ll try to handle
but who am I if I don't have what it takes?
They’re at the… gates
Blow it up?boom? Boom?
How long did that take 😂
Big fan❤
This is my favorite thing you’ve blessed us with so far!
This just literally made my day 😂😂
Thank you for blessing us with this song 😭😭😭
This just made Harry Potter 300 billion times better
The channel, or this particular video?
It really did :)
I agree😂😂
Honestly it did❤
You have 666 likes
The crossover nobody knew they wanted but we all needed.
😂😂❤️
Someone knew they wanted this. Pretty sure someone suggested this on her last parody song
Yep I did😂😂
Yeahh!! Chanwills0 is so talented to make those parodies!! So talented to make those lyrics!! And talented to sing and be Minerva at the same time!! 😂😂😂
"Severus just went yeet out the windooww~" was absolutely angelic
So incredibly iconic. If Harry Potter was a musical I would have demanded you be head song writer
Same
Agree! 😂 xx
Well there's always A Very Potter Musical, and it's similarly high quality 👌
Yes! Perfect idea!
Starkid is right here pal
Now every time I re-watch the movies I imagine Dumbledore with that sassy voice 😂
Same except in the books😂😂😂
@@Jujuonthatbeat777 Yes 😂
I know!!! Every time he opens his mouth I’m expecting this dumbledore, not the movie one!
😂😂😂
Ikr??? I remember watching some youtubers reacting to OoP and they got to the part where Mrs. Figgs was giving her statement (One of them was very large and the other rather skinny) and my mind instantly went to sassy Albus (Keep it together Felicia)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chanels’ HP parody characters are just so iconic.
Ty 🥹
Yeah we need more of the original series of dumbledore wanting ✨drama✨
Just iconic
This as a bloody masterpiece. Give this woman an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony
And a Nobel
Can we nominate her.
This is so iconic! She needs a RAISE! She does WAY too MUCH for that school istg!
She can't get a raise, shes already the best rank in the school
Plus dumbledore would be too lazy to fill in the paperwork for her
Never watched Encanto, but a song covering everything from McGonagall's perspective? HELL YEAH!
The idea Hogwarts even fill out risk assessments is the best thing! I'd love to read those and know who's supposed to approve them as I don't think Fudge would!
Dramadorf being the backup singer, just perfect!
Aaah I almost screamed when I saw you did Encanto again! Beautiful work
"Severus just went yeet out the wiiindow, ohohohoh" got me on the floor.😂
Did not expect it to get so emotional and deep at the end. Almost made me cry
That "boom?" "BOOM!" really put all the emotions together
This is so amazing please never loose your creativity, I can't even think how you change the lyrics to be to perfect.
I love your videos so so so much, there has been a time or two when I thought I would fall into depression but then I watch some of your videos and feel a lot better and happier.
Thank you for making me laugh!😁
Ah so happy they you enjoy them 🥰 you deserve all the laughs and I’ll keep trying to bring em 🙏🏽
You are one of the most underrated RUclipsrs there are in my opinion.
The lyrics are literally genius, STUNNING voice, and you never fail to make me chuckle.
This is the content I live for
We don’t talk about how amazing your voice. Like I know you’re playing around but I just KNOW YOU CAN SAAAANNGG
I always liked McGonagall a lot, but all of your content just makes me love her so much more.
She is hands down the best teacher at this school and deserves a raise.
I love how it’s less singing and more speed-stressed-shutupdumbledoreyoucantevendoyourownwork-talking
"The Tea is ice cold Fudge" that is the most impressive Dumbledore line ever. 😂
“Minerva I’m in charge, you’re just someone I ✨employed✨”
“NO tHaTs My bOyYYyyyyYy”
“Seberes just went yeet out the wiiiiiiiidoWwwwWWWwwwW!! WoAOOoooH!!!”
THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. Can we get a snape and Albus duo song? I love how you do their voices!!!
I litterally have JUST watched Encanto again haha I love your version ❤
This is beautiful. I can’t even- Mcgonagal is such an icon
This song unironically slaps, it is a propper banger, well done Chan, you knocked it out of the Astronomy Tower. Great Cinematic presence! :)
The crossover we never thought about but was the best thing ever
A straight up masterpiece, you've outdone yourself with this one!! Absolutely amazing♡
Amazing! Such talent yes #.SassyDumbledore4Ever.
5ever ❤️ because it’s longer than 4😂💀
@@Chanwills0 i was gonna comment the same thing! lol
@@jessieandrews6073 Great minds think alike
@@Chanwills0😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
“The tea is ice cold, Fudge!” 😂
You have opened my eyes. I wasn't appreciating Professor MacGonagall enough before I found your channel ! Thks for educating me !
Your voice and acting are impeccable, but the lyric-writing is even more impressive TBH. An absolute phenomenon, bravo!
Your impressions are truly incredible, but the true genius here is in the lyrics... i'm screaming
I really liked we don't talk about Sybil but THIS masterpiece is on another level entirely! (also you have a very nice singing voice 🙂)
This is genius. Like. Did you seriously just do this???? From keeping all the voices and characters, from coming up with new lyrics, to fit and singing in those voices! Seriously! Also, you can definitely tell when your real/good voice came through in those higher parts. This was incredible and I am so looking forward to more.
PERFECTION. A TRUE MASTERPIECE. genuinely this has made my day ty for creating this
Thank you for allowing me an outlet to enjoy Harry Potter without guilt. The TV series should just be all of your comedy dubs in chronological order.
i 2nd that!
Your parodies are one of my favorite things on RUclips; thank you so much for this and all the rest of your amazing videos they always make me happy
You have no idea how much I love your version of Dumbledore.😁
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL !!!!
Severs just went YEET out the window 😂😂😂 I’m laughing so hard right now
same
“The tea is ice cold Fudge” I DIEDDDD 😭💀💀
we need more of these. Good job btw
bro i got chills no cap
Hilarious! I love this! and it is kind of funny the Captioning makes Albus as Elvis. haha!
"Severus just went yeet out the window"
🤣🤣
that line will go down in history im sure
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH This is golden!
I didn't know I needed this in my life 😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
this is genuinely a banger, i have been listening to this on repeat
i think you dropped this 👑
The parseltongue will always get me.
I love it!
Omg I just so appreciate your creativity and the hard work you put into your parodies. Whenever I'm depressed these videos are always able to get me laughing for a while. Thank you! ❤💚💙💛
Ok but why was this the song of the century
Now we just need “When will my life begin” from rapunzel sung by Harry in the cupboard under the stairs lol.
SEVERUS JUST WENT YEET OUT THE WINDOW GOT ME DYING
those words will go down in history
I have been waiting for this since the Audacity preview on Instagram. Also the St Mungos bit used from other film clips is genius. Clearly we have barely tapped the vastness of Potter Parody potential.
Ive definitely missed these videos. Thank you for just bringing us pure savage content. Minerva's my fave in all of harry potter, u do bring such laughter and joy to all of us
EVEN THO I WATCH YOUR HARRY POTTER COMPILATION 20/47 I LOVE THIS SM!😭💗💕 AND MINERVA NEEDS A RAISE AND A BREAK!😭
A work of art
THOSE VOCALS ARE ON TOP
“Severus just went yeet out the wi-win-dow” never laughed for so long and harder in my life
I been waiting since the We Don't Talk About Sybil parody for this!
Bloody hello Chanel. You just made not my day, but my whole damn year. I have always enjoyed your content but this is taking it to the next level. This is my defo my new favourite song. It takes so much skill to create good lyrics that actually match with the music but you made the song flawless.
Thank you for always making me laugh ☺
The "Ah Abuse" Always got me
This is perfection.
FR
“Ahh abuse!!”
“These among us drugs are very strong. Minerva you are very high right now. Just stay sitting down”
✨Beautiful words✨
This reminds me of that short where Ron was saying that Minerva is doing drugs...one of her short it was in the order of Phoenix, gonna look for it
ruclips.net/video/_EkW1rEYgJ0/видео.html
So that her 2022 parody of 2+ hours and it was at 1 hour 38 minutes and 50 seconds
This is an actual piece of art❤
OMG, I loved this so much. Poor Minerva. Hogwarts would be nothing without her!🪄
Oml Chanwills, u always make Harry Potter so much better, ur videos always make my day even when I'm in a crappy mood, I hope u never stop making ur videos🥰
Absolute FIRE!!!!
this is the best thing ever honestly this account has changed my life since i discovered you during 2020... thank you for all the laughs smiles and being the best content creator ever
This honestly made my whole week!! Can you please do more of these please? They are amazing!
This is pure GOLD! 🤣🎶 please do more!
I can’t describe how much I love this
This is the greatest thing of all time
I never thought I need this in my life🤧 two movies I’m obsessed with
1:37
Am I the only one getting Wicked vibes from this?
LOATHING!
UNADULTERATED LOATHING!
You got some pipes!! Love this!! Thanks for giving us something we never expected or knew we needed.
This is actually making me emotional
You are amazing!!! Thank you!
Justice for Minerva with the four stunners to the chest ‘movie only’ fans don’t know about. Respect ✊
Genius! Please never finish doing this amazing job!
This- This is beautiful.
I laughed and then I cried and WOW this is the level of honor and celebration McGonagall deserves ❤️❤️❤️ flawless crossover
I love it so much ❤❤
This is so wholesome 😂😂😂
The first time i listened to it, it was funny
Now i just wanna give minnie a hug
Made me love her even more
Okay this is absolutely the best one yet it is everything and it is the best ever
You are so wonderful and blessed with so much Humour, thank you so much for the work and entertainment, it helps me the last weeks staying entertained
This is so awesome
Not Snape glaring at her 0:11
You literally never stop blowing my mind. This is amazing!
Ok miss thing! You better hit those notes!! YAAAAAASSSSSS
‘Severus just went yeet out the window’
‘Oh come on’
Yaass just amazing absolutely gorgeous!! round of applause 👏👏⚡
Basically all of my favourite movies put together!!!!
"deputy head, no more like co-captain as albus dumbledore's constantly slacking"..."i really have to keep my eye on the ball, cos he does bugger all"
MnM is slaying :)
This was so fun I'm ngl the end brought tears to my eyes, just seeing minerva fight in the final battle
I need MaGonagall to do more cover ms of songs honestly
Wow this is amazing! Please make many, many more of these ❤