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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @z3r0echo
    @z3r0echo 2 года назад +96

    Dammit, Pontius. He was funny in this skit

    • @hankjones7829
      @hankjones7829 2 года назад +1

      No one told him to be nude, he just is.

    • @harleyjackson3708
      @harleyjackson3708 2 года назад

      Not gonna lie, I did not expect for him to be doing a magical dick dance in the dark behind them just as this started playing. I was laughing so hard once he passed by the camera rocking a full-on Clerks 2. I almost pissed and I couldn't have been happier.

    • @SuperMarioJesus
      @SuperMarioJesus 2 года назад +13

      It’s funny that the guys couldn’t even see that he was pulling off a buffalo bill

    • @z3r0echo
      @z3r0echo 2 года назад +8

      @@SuperMarioJesus before they cut the lights he was in the room too 😂😂 and the guys didn't even know what was going to happen after the door shut🤣 this skit was too good

    • @korn454
      @korn454 2 года назад +9

      Everyone in the room: OH MY GOD NOOO.DUDE,WERE GONNA DIE!!!!
      Chris Pontius: 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

  • @CassandraChatwin
    @CassandraChatwin 12 лет назад +85

    I've been obsessed with this song for months, but buying a pair of high definition headphones with good base and stereo has added a whole new level of epic to this song.

    • @mizpenpen
      @mizpenpen 3 года назад +2

      I just discovered this song and I'm also TOTALLY obsessed! I'm watching the movies and reading the books!!!

    • @mawgspawn
      @mawgspawn 3 года назад

      Same

    • @i_am_beerwulf8865
      @i_am_beerwulf8865 2 года назад +1

      A dude I met at an edm festival a year ago just sent me this. I’m jamming it pretty hard myself. I know it’s supposed to be funny, but the composition is fuckin solid. Big time Depeche Mode vibes.

  • @akalsi1
    @akalsi1 7 лет назад +289

    I want to someone to sing this on American Idol.

    • @yvettesolomon3914
      @yvettesolomon3914 5 лет назад +9

      OMD THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME🥰🥰

    • @peterbach1126
      @peterbach1126 5 лет назад +9

      Preferably Buffalo Bill wearing a faux fur and holding Precious.

    • @marissam8351
      @marissam8351 4 года назад +5

      I got you 👌🏼

    • @gregorybennett4266
      @gregorybennett4266 4 года назад

      @@yvettesolomon3914I have to talk to you when we ge notice back fr you one

    • @jenniferlevine4265
      @jenniferlevine4265 4 года назад +5

      Best comment EVER!

  • @connord1391
    @connord1391 7 лет назад +20

    Driving in the countryside of Australia listening to this song. cant get much better, love this song

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan 2 года назад +2

      Yep I was listening to this one night years ago driving from Cloncurry to Charters Towers. Thought I had dozed off and was just having a weird dream.

  • @lovinreginald
    @lovinreginald 4 года назад +48

    First time i heard this song. I was working doing security for a pagan wedding on halloween. Mos def most interesting wedding I've been to.

    • @michaelvincent6477
      @michaelvincent6477 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 I'm having a pagan wedding in october. LMFAO

  • @SekturSwamp
    @SekturSwamp 2 года назад +8

    Just heard this on jackass forever and realized I hadn't listened to this awesome song in years. Hope it gains popularity again

  • @lol500000
    @lol500000 11 лет назад +297

    curse this song for being so catchy

  • @soggysayo5667
    @soggysayo5667 4 года назад +26

    This song evokes bitter memories of my failed career as an aphiast and later a brilliant yet troubled dressmaker

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 2 года назад +2

      An aphiast?

    • @eyyup9320
      @eyyup9320 Год назад +2

      @@RashidMBey He means lepidopterist

  • @DJBiloxi_and_CrabShack
    @DJBiloxi_and_CrabShack 3 месяца назад +4

    We cover this on banjo sometimes during backyard shows. We tried once at a local bar and got one of those audience wtf looks. Great song though!!

  • @chrismedina54
    @chrismedina54 9 лет назад +116

    "Bitch put the lotion in the basket!" I love singing this and seeing how long it takes people to realize the lyrics.

    • @epicdorkqueen7942
      @epicdorkqueen7942 9 лет назад +1

      Chris Medina XDXDXDXD WHY WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT

    • @chrismedina54
      @chrismedina54 9 лет назад +2

      Epic Dork Queen I do it all for the lulz.

    • @adollfordolls
      @adollfordolls 9 лет назад

      +Chris Medina ..... smiley?

    • @Boromosel
      @Boromosel 9 лет назад +3

      +Chris Medina I'd really like to do the same.
      unfortunately my singing-voice sounds like I'm just talking normally.
      so it would yield me some pretty disturbed looks, if I tried

    • @humanoidtyphoon1904
      @humanoidtyphoon1904 8 лет назад +2

      +Chris Medina I thought I was the only one. :D

  • @raisgod
    @raisgod 3 месяца назад +5

    Finding this song again in 2024 is awesome!

  • @craigpeters791
    @craigpeters791 2 года назад +76

    Jackass Forever introduced me to this song

    • @King-ci8sk
      @King-ci8sk 4 месяца назад +2

      Happy to know its that relevant

  • @strewthtomusic
    @strewthtomusic 5 лет назад +47

    LYRICS:
    I'm looking down the hole
    You're looking up at me
    You're cold and tired
    That is easy to see
    Lower the rope to you
    A bucket and a light
    Your membrane will be soft and smooth
    And your heart will be mine.
    It rubs the lotion on its skin
    Or else it gets the hose again
    It rubs the lotion on its skin
    Or else it gets the hose again
    Yes Precious, it gets the hose
    Woah, oh, oh.
    Woah, oh, oh.
    The look inside your eyes drives me from control
    Evoking visions of my favorite casserole.
    And if I eat your heart
    I'll also bite your soul
    And when I'm done with that
    I'll use your skull as a bowl.
    It rubs the lotion on its skin.
    Or else it gets the hose again.
    It rubs the lotion on its skin.
    Or else it gets the hose again.
    It gets the hose.
    It puts the lotion in the basket.
    It puts the lotion in the basket.
    It puts the lotion in the basket.
    Yes it does
    Put the lotion in the basket
    Put the lotion in the basket
    Put the lotion in the basket
    And it does.
    Woah, oh, oh.
    Woah, oh, oh.
    The night is very cold
    I'm feeling kind of weak.
    I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttock's cheek.
    And then I will go walking with my little dog.
    And then I'll bury you underneath the lawn.
    It rubs the lotion on its skin.
    Or else it gets the hose again.
    It rubs the lotion on its skin.
    Or else it gets the hose again.
    Yes it does Precious..
    It puts the lotion in the basket.
    Bitch, put the lotion in the basket.
    Oh, put the lotion in the fucking basket
    Bitch, put the lotion in the basket.
    Woah, oh, oh.
    Woah, oh, oh.
    .Enjoy learning.

    • @strewthtomusic
      @strewthtomusic 5 лет назад +1

      Just from google dude don't shoot the messenger lol. But yeah you're right

    • @vswaggg
      @vswaggg 2 года назад

      your so amazing thank u so much

    • @Thywishingwell
      @Thywishingwell 2 года назад +1

      His mother must be scratching her head completely dumbfounded where did she go so wrong,or was it this cursed world ?

    • @msmltvcktl
      @msmltvcktl Год назад

      It's spelled "whoa" and it isn't in the song.

  • @Skoringo
    @Skoringo 2 года назад +8

    “ I’m Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to hell!”

  • @Clairebee
    @Clairebee 9 лет назад +38

    "Bitch, put the lotion in the fucking basket."

    • @adollfordolls
      @adollfordolls 9 лет назад +9

      +Industrial Savior PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET

    • @ivanooze153
      @ivanooze153 7 лет назад +2

      YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS

  • @Pragma020
    @Pragma020 7 лет назад +40

    this song should of been included in the welcome "hello from earth" Package we sent in to space. Yep this exemplifies the human race perfectly. All admiring, self indulging, and destructive.

  • @MIXMASTERRFS3
    @MIXMASTERRFS3 9 лет назад +14

    this is pretty catchy

  • @taracaitlyn6802
    @taracaitlyn6802 7 лет назад +10

    Yesterday was the first time I've heard this song and I was pretty high and it was fantastic 👌

  • @vswaggg
    @vswaggg 2 года назад +7

    me: what a good song
    Also me: put the lotion in the basket wtf

  • @kingbopit9318
    @kingbopit9318 Год назад +3

    “Hello my names Johnny Knoxville, welcome to hell”

  • @davidbonnell6601
    @davidbonnell6601 3 года назад +2

    Now it’s stuck in my head. Awesome song.

  • @bozo7769
    @bozo7769 2 года назад +5

    *”So if we get bit, we die? You serious?” - poopies*

    • @boogieheads
      @boogieheads 2 года назад

      Your pfp makes 0 sense, they kill gays in Russia

    • @boogieheads
      @boogieheads 2 года назад

      And nato = gayto

  • @themowgli7816
    @themowgli7816 8 лет назад +2

    thank you for this mix. it made my life much easier at times. for real.

  • @13FOIFVET
    @13FOIFVET 6 лет назад +3

    Such a beautiful love song

  • @kiddbyname
    @kiddbyname 2 года назад +12

    Anyone else here after seeing Jackass Forever?

  • @SoffReeding
    @SoffReeding Год назад +2

    I played this at my highschool talent show. Memories.

  • @skye836
    @skye836 10 лет назад +28

    this is one of those songs that everyone likes. if they admit it or not

  • @Andy-gt8up
    @Andy-gt8up 3 года назад +6

    2021 still going strong

  • @nugsboodlepoo
    @nugsboodlepoo 4 года назад +4

    LOL I got an ad for Gold Bond Lotion before this played

  • @DongxRipper
    @DongxRipper 2 года назад +7

    Jackass forever thank you

  • @haleypartin4101
    @haleypartin4101 8 лет назад +48

    It's horrible how long it took me to realize what they were saying

    • @leahmack8310
      @leahmack8310 7 лет назад

      Haley Partin is that little tyjo and jish that I see?

  • @isaacimages
    @isaacimages 3 года назад +2

    WTF That is so SICK. I LOVE IT! It's like Weird Al going to the Dark SIde.

  • @jasonroumas6148
    @jasonroumas6148 7 лет назад +2

    This is so awesome! Great song and editing!

  • @Knubinator
    @Knubinator 12 лет назад +1

    This is.....probably the best thing I've heard recently.

  • @chrisclearwater3521
    @chrisclearwater3521 Год назад +1

    I'm going to be Buffalo Bill for Halloween , I'll answer the door doing the mangina and the dance

  • @newwavex8665
    @newwavex8665 4 года назад +4

    Wish this band had more stuff

  • @khadorstrong
    @khadorstrong 10 лет назад +39

    I couldn't believe this was a real song. FKING BEAUTIFUL

    • @jules5550
      @jules5550 5 лет назад

      I couldn't agree any more with you

    • @dabomb3195
      @dabomb3195 4 года назад

      Opposed to a fake song ? 🤔

  • @MrEdgySprite
    @MrEdgySprite 8 месяцев назад +1

    My ex girlfriend really loved this song and the movie, wild times when I heard it on the radio and then had to listen to it on here.

  • @CaptainJNasty
    @CaptainJNasty 10 лет назад +3

    Best song ever! 10/10

  • @MurdochCreates
    @MurdochCreates 13 лет назад +2

    my Stagecraft teacher played this in class while we were building. It was interesting.

  • @sicsempertyrannis9024
    @sicsempertyrannis9024 2 года назад +2

    Karaoke favorite!

  • @tayloremriectx
    @tayloremriectx 5 лет назад +3

    I need a new drag performance to this.

  • @dividedskyler77
    @dividedskyler77 9 лет назад +3

    possibly the best thing i have heard all year. so much fucking awesome here, i dunno even know where to start. GO TIME!

  • @chrismarceau22
    @chrismarceau22 11 лет назад +6

    Buffalo Bill -"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

    • @nexusgiga
      @nexusgiga 5 лет назад +4

      You did it. You explained the songs reference

  • @sirmasteryan4958
    @sirmasteryan4958 9 лет назад +11

    GOOD BYE HORSES

  • @gracjanrotke
    @gracjanrotke 2 года назад +1

    Great track!!

  • @goesintite
    @goesintite 9 лет назад +61

    Size 14 gals only, plz....

  • @peteraltus8470
    @peteraltus8470 2 года назад +1

    this feeling, i love it...

  • @NLAlchemist1
    @NLAlchemist1 13 лет назад +1

    great song i play this at work

  • @HallsteinI
    @HallsteinI Год назад +5

    It puts the comment on the video.

  • @BrendenZimmermann
    @BrendenZimmermann 3 года назад

    KillerBoots. Best skate video of all time

  • @ThelegendaryTiny
    @ThelegendaryTiny Год назад +2

    Man I met this girl on tinder. She came over and had this song playing set the mood real nice lit some candles. Can you believe it? She wanted to break up immediately some people fuck I thought I was being romantic.

  • @LambOfLucifer
    @LambOfLucifer 9 лет назад +4

    ...yes precious it gets the hose! hahaha

  • @BLACKLAVENDERfilmscores
    @BLACKLAVENDERfilmscores 5 месяцев назад +1

    Put the lotion in the fucking basket.

  • @cheffreynothing2366
    @cheffreynothing2366 9 лет назад +1

    You have no idea the hell I can bring you !

  • @cultofkirstein2310
    @cultofkirstein2310 6 лет назад +5

    I literally hate all of my dads songs but this ones grown on me

  • @Songbird1594
    @Songbird1594 12 лет назад

    Ahhh I love Silence of the Lambs so much. Awesome song, haha.

  • @NothingToYou
    @NothingToYou 11 лет назад

    First time I saw that part I laughed my ass off. Thanks for making me laugh once again.

  • @SAPHIREpinup
    @SAPHIREpinup 13 лет назад

    I love this. Big silence fan and I think this sounds really awesome.

  • @MrDPuddy
    @MrDPuddy 13 лет назад

    Dan of Failbook brought me here. Thanks, Dan!

  • @wolff8591
    @wolff8591 12 лет назад

    Loved the movie love the song

  • @kellyoakes4488
    @kellyoakes4488 9 лет назад +3

    Love it!

  • @mlgalcatraz9840
    @mlgalcatraz9840 Год назад +1

    Silent of the Lambs jackass forever

  • @DCyetti
    @DCyetti 8 лет назад

    Just was introduced to this, i was underneath the lawn....
    Where were all my friends 9 years ago!

  • @dannyvulich
    @dannyvulich 11 лет назад +1

    Awesome song

  • @petermcdonell8470
    @petermcdonell8470 11 месяцев назад

    This is very good

  • @darcyherr
    @darcyherr 12 лет назад

    My friend showed me this song today :-)

  • @ChrisWeinhardt
    @ChrisWeinhardt 11 лет назад +4

    Killer Boots brought me here :)

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy107 11 лет назад +13

    My dad made me listen to this. Should I be scared?

  • @NightFlight1973
    @NightFlight1973 5 дней назад

    Just... wow.

  • @jamiemason4971
    @jamiemason4971 7 лет назад

    I love this so much

  • @TheLoyale
    @TheLoyale 13 лет назад +1

    Right on!
    "Place the lotion in the fucking basket"

  • @jodecitaylor4108
    @jodecitaylor4108 4 месяца назад +1

    Just checking all of your coolness levels who was brought here by amv hell years ago 😂

  • @jigSAW1059
    @jigSAW1059 13 лет назад

    Yessssss, Precious, it does.

  • @Myserieden
    @Myserieden 11 лет назад +1

    Peterpartu1991 had it mostly right. The lotion was to keep the skin soft so that it was more pliable when working with it. also the Serial killers name was Jame Gumb aka Buffalo Bill. (that part isn't really that important though) The hose is literally a garden hose. He's threatening to spray her with water, similar to how you'd do a pet when training them what is ok and what isn't. He called the victims It rather than their name to make himself see them as objects rather than people as well.

  • @rufusquan9711
    @rufusquan9711 6 лет назад +2

    Ok so one day back in 2012 I was laying on a couch and a good tune came on that galaxy radio thing from bell satellite, some good electronica, so I searched up this James Curd dude and long story short I ended up finding this beautiful gem. It's great how life works.

  • @throatcoater3
    @throatcoater3 Год назад +7

    How can you listen to this with a straight face and not crack up 😂 😭 💀

  • @humanoidtyphoon1904
    @humanoidtyphoon1904 8 лет назад +7

    Your membrane will be soft and smooth and your heart will be mine!
    I sing this song from the start then look at someone wide eyed when I sing this line. Someone called me a serial killer once. Dunno why they would think that.... ;D

    • @humanoidtyphoon1904
      @humanoidtyphoon1904 8 лет назад

      "And if I eat your heart i'll also bind your soul. When i'm done with that i'll use your skull, as a bowl"
      i1.wp.com/26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r10_500.gif

  • @clarissafarmer3547
    @clarissafarmer3547 3 года назад

    Fantastic

  • @Evenvesper
    @Evenvesper 3 года назад

    Brilliant!!! :)

  • @omglolpenguin
    @omglolpenguin 12 лет назад

    Love.

  • @onisynn
    @onisynn 14 лет назад +1

    yes indeed

  • @frostyhighway9011
    @frostyhighway9011 4 года назад

    I have some lotion man, and it's not in my basket, it's in my bathroom closet man.

  • @shaunlawson5827
    @shaunlawson5827 11 лет назад

    LOVE THIS

  • @AsherCIngram
    @AsherCIngram 11 лет назад +6

    i would suggest rubbing the lotion on then skin. or else you will get the hose again

  • @itsfishfood
    @itsfishfood 12 лет назад +1

    this was playing this while i was getting tattooed ;)

  • @kantrasha
    @kantrasha 11 лет назад

    this is my new love song

  • @scottvomit3
    @scottvomit3 10 лет назад

    cool i like it!!!!

  • @slantyrock
    @slantyrock 7 лет назад +1

    Little sister, can't put the fucking lotion in the basket.

  • @alexgargola2139
    @alexgargola2139 3 года назад +1

    "It's puts the Joe Dirt in the hole...."

  • @gar651527
    @gar651527 10 лет назад

    Lovely

  • @DavyWhitezel
    @DavyWhitezel 10 лет назад +44

    My dad just queefed.

  • @shaggymason8415
    @shaggymason8415 5 лет назад +2

    Alright say it don't spray it brother

  • @Jaron009900
    @Jaron009900 13 лет назад

    love it ;)0

  • @Aysha4life
    @Aysha4life 4 года назад +8

    *LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!*
    *LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!*
    I promise my dad always sings/says this lol

    • @illykilly1494
      @illykilly1494 3 года назад +1

      Ya my dad says it all the time too, That's why I'm here!

  • @miabarner7837
    @miabarner7837 4 года назад

    Hey are you about a size 14?

  • @matthewsandifer2673
    @matthewsandifer2673 9 лет назад +1

    So much about this is epic!

  • @frowntittypinch5098
    @frowntittypinch5098 3 года назад

    DANG

  • @TheNuszAbides
    @TheNuszAbides 11 лет назад

    YES.

  • @christopherawesome
    @christopherawesome 13 лет назад +1

    these guys need to preform on the late late show with craig ferguson, he references this scene constantly.