Jesus christ these fucking insurance rates are through the roof, a thousand c-bills A MONTH?! Fuck! Might as well just sell the damn mech along with my organs. Wait...why do I here comstar lady?
Ha, joke's on them. I already signed on with "Discount Dan's Battlemech Insurance and BBQ Pit." Just the other day I had to put in my Wolverine for servicing and they gave me an Urbanmech as a loaner! I don't know when I'm getting it back, but I couldn't beat their service and responsiveness. Thanks Discount Dan!
A Red Star-affiliated merchant that recently visited our system showed us a copy of this ad. We all had a good laugh about it, since we thought it was a joke. Turns out he wasn't joking and thought he was still in Inner Sphere space, so we impounded his dropship and exiled him off of the city steppe so that he could appreciate the local mega-fauna.
They then tried it in the Taurian Concordat... They politely told him to fuck off and that he had five seconds to start running before he found out what an LB-10X Autocannon does to a human body
Do that enough times and that ensures constant flow of C-Bills as I'd imagine all calls made and recieved take C-Bills ftom the account (never a huge amount but consider how many people are in the Inner Sphere and how many calls will end up made per month? It adds up quickly)
I replaced my Firestarter's flamers with fluid guns that spray Brawndo. I use it to fertilize crops for my village. Does that void the warranty? P.S. This video was funny and well-written. I'd like to see more stuff like it, if you feel inclined to make it. P.P.S If that does void the warranty, then fuck your warranty and I'm putting the flamers back on and paying your office a visit!
You know that just means they will call you more and steal more of your C-Bills. For. Each. Phone. Call. Even if you don't answer. Best to disconnect. Rip it right out of the wall.
They were the old Star League Ministry of Communication, merged with Star broadcasting at the fall of the League, and then they became a corrupt religious organisation.
THESE DAMN [redacted] WILL NOT STOP BLOWING UP MY MESSAGES TERMINAL!!! No I do not need your damned [redacted] warranty, I have never had a mech still under warranty!
That tech is basically the guy who taught boat mechanics when I was one of those for the army. Direct quote "always use the right too for the job *proceeds to use wrong tool for job* and if it works, it's the right tool"
If you're driving a Caesar you probably are going to be bored of your mind because nothing is happening (no insurance required) or in all likelihood you are not going to survive whatever glory you can scrounge up
In the Atlas/Locust shot, I think there was a minor scaling issue, as if had someone forgot that the Locust was 20 tons, and scaled it as if it was 2 tons.
well, guess those C-bill will be well spent, if my Centurion keeps loosing it's god damned autocannon arm, seriously! I've bought like a dozen replacements already!
to be fair, those are some very good rates. They will even cover active battle damage for only 1k a month as long as you are outside an active warzone.
You know, if you had someone named "Andy" who spoke with a CLEARLY Dari or Hindi accent, I would have experienced a very misguided and haunting sense of Deja Vu -followed swiftly by a shudder of realization and and an idea which might be the ultimate solution for scam calls...
Though this is Battletech, I recognize the mech as a Destroid Tomahawk from Robotech and it makes me wonder which one copied the design from the other. Edit: Looked it up and it seems like the Warhammer came first and the Tomahawk is the copy.
Battletech shares a number of mech designs with Macross/Robotech, since the designer who created them sold said designs to both FASA and the creators of Macross. The others I know of being The Marauder and the Rifleman
My understanding is that the people behind battletech bought the rights to use the macrose mechs but the people who sold them the rights didnt have the rights in the first place.
I replaced my standee cardboard mech with plastic parts. I wonder if the new plastic will tolerate PPC temperature like cardboard did. Do you have coverage for that?
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This is dumb, but very funny. I love the "Tech".
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Jesus christ these fucking insurance rates are through the roof, a thousand c-bills A MONTH?! Fuck! Might as well just sell the damn mech along with my organs. Wait...why do I here comstar lady?
All hail Tex!
Ha, joke's on them. I already signed on with "Discount Dan's Battlemech Insurance and BBQ Pit." Just the other day I had to put in my Wolverine for servicing and they gave me an Urbanmech as a loaner! I don't know when I'm getting it back, but I couldn't beat their service and responsiveness. Thanks Discount Dan!
Batchall = voided warrant!
Just wait until Star Colonel Malthus hears about this one... he's not gonna be happy.
It says "IF" you accept, nothing about issuing it 🤣
one might say he will be murderous...
A Red Star-affiliated merchant that recently visited our system showed us a copy of this ad. We all had a good laugh about it, since we thought it was a joke. Turns out he wasn't joking and thought he was still in Inner Sphere space, so we impounded his dropship and exiled him off of the city steppe so that he could appreciate the local mega-fauna.
They then tried it in the Taurian Concordat... They politely told him to fuck off and that he had five seconds to start running before he found out what an LB-10X Autocannon does to a human body
Only 42 C-bills for that transmission? That's a steal.
Do that enough times and that ensures constant flow of C-Bills as I'd imagine all calls made and recieved take C-Bills ftom the account (never a huge amount but consider how many people are in the Inner Sphere and how many calls will end up made per month? It adds up quickly)
Sure was!
420 USD
I replaced my Firestarter's flamers with fluid guns that spray Brawndo. I use it to fertilize crops for my village. Does that void the warranty?
P.S. This video was funny and well-written. I'd like to see more stuff like it, if you feel inclined to make it.
P.P.S If that does void the warranty, then fuck your warranty and I'm putting the flamers back on and paying your office a visit!
Give them electrolytes!
No unless you take it into battle, or you franken-meched it to do that
"Oxide Encrusted Mech parts"...HAHAHAHA! Love it.
Damnit, why did I swipe up!? Damn robocalls, I'm on Comstar's do not call list!
You know that just means they will call you more and steal more of your C-Bills. For. Each. Phone. Call. Even if you don't answer. Best to disconnect. Rip it right out of the wall.
I've been wondering how insurance companies in the Battletech universe operate.
This is terrible. I love it.
I still have to learn a lot more about exactly how deep the Comstar nonsense goes in Battletech.
They were the old Star League Ministry of Communication, merged with Star broadcasting at the fall of the League, and then they became a corrupt religious organisation.
Insurance unclear, ended up working for one of the Clans
I want to see an Atlas just throwing lotus mechs like rocks at the enemies
The WHM-6R got me, just yesterday the model one on my PC desk fell over, and I had to put the arm back on!...Lol
Damnit...third time this week these fuckos got me. Gotta stop answering those HPG messages.
Things like this are why Clan Wolf came to file a service complaint in person, all of them, at the same time.
The Monty Python reference is legendary.
love how I am charged 42 c-bills for viewing their advertisement.
If I had stupid money I would higher a merc company to find the people that make these spam calls and and make them go away.
THESE DAMN [redacted] WILL NOT STOP BLOWING UP MY MESSAGES TERMINAL!!! No I do not need your damned [redacted] warranty, I have never had a mech still under warranty!
That tech is basically the guy who taught boat mechanics when I was one of those for the army. Direct quote "always use the right too for the job *proceeds to use wrong tool for job* and if it works, it's the right tool"
I lost it at "a few c-bills by steiner standards"
Aw dammit, they got me again.
"But I'm using a Catapult...this thing survived 3 nuclear explosion PLUS fallout. And still runs like a dream!"
Damnit that message used up my food c-bills
We've been trying to reach you about your mechs extended warranty
Does the Cataphract and Caesar count as Frankenmechs? Are you not allowed to get a warranty extension for them?
I'm sure they'll take your C-Bills... and give you nothing!
If you're driving a Caesar you probably are going to be bored of your mind because nothing is happening (no insurance required) or in all likelihood you are not going to survive whatever glory you can scrounge up
How about Blood Asp?
I see the more things change the more they stay the same . I think I saw this ad on TV today but they were talking about my car . lol
For once, the algorithm does something right! I did, indeed, enjoy this video.
Did I catch a Monty Python refference. Nice vid, very funny.
In the Atlas/Locust shot, I think there was a minor scaling issue, as if had someone forgot that the Locust was 20 tons, and scaled it as if it was 2 tons.
well, guess those C-bill will be well spent, if my Centurion keeps loosing it's god damned autocannon arm, seriously! I've bought like a dozen replacements already!
to be fair, those are some very good rates. They will even cover active battle damage for only 1k a month as long as you are outside an active warzone.
Whaaaaat did I just watch ? Quick, give this guy a job with "The Very Big Corporation of America"
Stellar stuff man.
Excellent video, funny! Monty Python reference too.
"10-9-8, too late."
I would never tell Comstar I broke the mech I'm on payment to them for.... they might fine me for damaging their property!
You know, if you had someone named "Andy" who spoke with a CLEARLY Dari or Hindi accent, I would have experienced a very misguided and haunting sense of Deja Vu -followed swiftly by a shudder of realization and and an idea which might be the ultimate solution for scam calls...
Oh crap, I need to extend my Warhammer Warranty!
i had a sensible chuckle moment out of this
That was really good. Have a comment for the algorithm
Awesome work man! Great video and pretty clever!
Though this is Battletech, I recognize the mech as a Destroid Tomahawk from Robotech and it makes me wonder which one copied the design from the other.
Edit: Looked it up and it seems like the Warhammer came first and the Tomahawk is the copy.
Contrary to what Harmony Gold will tell you, FASA did buy the rights to that design fair and square.
Battletech shares a number of mech designs with Macross/Robotech, since the designer who created them sold said designs to both FASA and the creators of Macross. The others I know of being The Marauder and the Rifleman
Alot of Unseen mechs like the war hammer are originally from a Japanese series called Macross.
Wasen't it the other way around? Am not sure tho.
My understanding is that the people behind battletech bought the rights to use the macrose mechs but the people who sold them the rights didnt have the rights in the first place.
And you get a subscriber!!!!
Well done.
Absolutely fantastic!
Why does this feel so real...
Even in the 3200’s, MFs will still be trying to reach you about your extended warranty…
No "Frankenmechs"?!
Good thing I got trubill.
Insurance? In THIS economy?
Weren't Donal PPCs recalled for overheating?
God wonder how much my Phoenix Hawk Lam insurance will cost.
How much you got? [/Red Star Scammer]
this HPG spam is going to be obliterated from orbit from my ashlab A-2 M1 N-3 drop ship with nuclear tipped killer whales missiles and SCL-1 lasers
Very funny video excellent work
Didn't the Wolf's Dragoons hunt these guys down in 3024?
Laughs in Clan
May 20th is just around the corner, bucko...
10-9-8- too late had me cracking up xD
42C bills that's some bullshit i'm going to lodge a .................. [Transmission terminated]
this kind of sh1t is wy people go clan...
The warranty is already over!
It's fantastic!
Total crack up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazing
deducted 42 c bill,s oh that's a nasty sneaky joke, as that's 420 ish dollars today.
A C-Bill is 1/1000th of a second of HPG time
Freaking spam transmissions...
This is going places, I'm calling it. 3802 views, 72 subs right now.
Nice add, real nice
Dude I was wondering how you have a credit score of 289 but you was divorced 3 times . So that explains a lot
oh sweet! debt!
Do you cover Armored Cores for Ravens? I hear part six will be coming soon and I just can not handle the bills right now.
Fucking. Priceless!
Great Birthday present...the mail delays in receiving it were brutal though! lol
has the whm-6 appeared on any of the computer games?
Do you guys cover Shadow Hawks?
I replaced my standee cardboard mech with plastic parts. I wonder if the new plastic will tolerate PPC temperature like cardboard did. Do you have coverage for that?
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Glorious
haha
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Do you take PayPal
Noice!
hahahahaha
love how in the end there you till have to pay em to just be told you need to pay em
Brilliant