Stewart Lee - Mastermind

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @nickmazonowicz511
    @nickmazonowicz511 2 года назад +587

    A lot of commentators seem to have missed the point of this which is that by going on a serious quiz show and answering questions about an obscure experimental jazz musician, Stewart Lee has finally produced a routine that Joe Pasquale won’t steal

    • @alecskinner8807
      @alecskinner8807 2 года назад +6

      I wouldn’t bet on it.

    • @rainblaze.
      @rainblaze. Год назад +2

      Well yeah. That indeed might be as maybe.
      But in the final analyses you have to at lest concede that, he really has let him self go ..... don't you think?
      Like what they dud on top gear

    • @groovedealerfeaturing-ashl6476
      @groovedealerfeaturing-ashl6476 3 месяца назад +1

      Quality!

    • @Alpine_Joe
      @Alpine_Joe 2 месяца назад +6

      Wasn't it Michael Redmond whose routine Pasquale stole ?

    • @ackerjawaka1966
      @ackerjawaka1966 27 дней назад

      ​@@Alpine_Joeyeah it was after he had been doing it for years but at least he looks like a comedian should look 🍺🍻

  • @Orgel1685
    @Orgel1685 7 лет назад +1889

    Apparently before the show he asked John Humphrys to give the questions to him straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.

    • @BedtimeStoriesChannel
      @BedtimeStoriesChannel 5 лет назад +12

      @@doctortrouserpants1387 I think you'll find it's "pears" Mr. Baker's

    • @BedtimeStoriesChannel
      @BedtimeStoriesChannel 5 лет назад +7

      @@doctortrouserpants1387 whoosh

    • @allgonewrongful
      @allgonewrongful 5 лет назад +2

      @@BedtimeStoriesChannel Ha, i'm subscribed to you, and here you are chatting about Stewart Lee's Pear Cider story, brilliant! It should have no bearing, but I like your channel even more now.

    • @BedtimeStoriesChannel
      @BedtimeStoriesChannel 5 лет назад +2

      @@allgonewrongful Haha, always good to bump into peeps elsewhere on RUclips :-)

    • @92RedRevolver
      @92RedRevolver 5 лет назад +1

      @@allgonewrongful Not sure I've subscribed, but I've liked/watched some of BS's videos too. So not the only one!

  • @TheMagicCardTraderUK
    @TheMagicCardTraderUK 6 лет назад +864

    Humphreys: "And you've scored an impressive 17!"
    Other contestants: "Yeah well... you can win any quiz show with facts...."

    • @nigelmansell8864
      @nigelmansell8864 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @reckley
      @reckley 3 года назад +2

      Yeah 17, look impresssed.

    • @MrRline1
      @MrRline1 8 месяцев назад +1

      Remember that funny comment you made 6 years ago....😂

    • @davidnelson5533
      @davidnelson5533 3 месяца назад +1

      41st best ever score. His mum won’t be impressed

  • @tykykable
    @tykykable 7 лет назад +869

    You've seen him. You've seen him, haven't you? On the Masterminds... You've seen him. On the Masterminds, on the BBC. He goes on the Masterminds, doesn't he? He goes on the Masterminds and he sits down... He's on the Masterminds, sat down, and he answers questions, doesn't he? On the Masterminds... The Comedy Vehicles, as well. You'll have seen him. He's on the BBC, isn't he? On the Masterminds and in his Comedy Vehicles, on the BBC... He stands up, doesn't he, on the Comedy Vehicles? He stands up and, on that one, he doesn't do anything. He does nothing on that one, doesn't​ he? You've seen him, though. Doing nothing on the BBC. Stood up in his Comedy Vehicles... Sometimes he's sat down. Sometimes he's sat down with a guitar in his Comedy Vehicles, isn't he? Doing nothing, sat down with his guitar, in his Comedy Vehicles. And on Screenwipes. On the BBC, you'll see him. On Screenwipes, talking about Skins, on the Screenwipes on the BBC. You'll have seen him. Daily Politics... He's everywhere, isn't he now? He used to do things and say things about things that mattered, standing up and making points about Christianity, didn't he? He wasn't on the BBC then, was he? He was nowhere then. He used to do jokes, didn't he, while he was nowhere? Didn't he used to do jokes? Remember jokes? You all remember jokes. He used to do them, didn't he? Jokes and talking about things that mattered. Not now, though... Sitting down, doing nothing... Talking about Skins and jazz. Everywhere, on the BBC. You'll have seen him... Let himself go, hasn't he, as well?

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 лет назад +14

      Very Good :)

    • @mididoctors
      @mididoctors 6 лет назад +3

      ((from front seats on the left))
      yes yes we have

    • @randyatlantis2388
      @randyatlantis2388 6 лет назад +5

      No I haven't seen him, who is he?

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 6 лет назад +2

      Jack Bradley: _"Not now, though... "_
      Wasted comma.

    • @Zkkr429
      @Zkkr429 6 лет назад +3

      I thought I saw him by the corn store actually?

  • @kevindaly1445
    @kevindaly1445 4 года назад +252

    I never realised how knowledgeable Ratko Mladic is with avant-garde guitarists. Seems like a nice guy.

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 2 года назад +2

      😂

    • @paulbrown4235
      @paulbrown4235 2 года назад +4

      Ratko Mladic has really let himself go

    • @jillroyson4589
      @jillroyson4589 2 года назад +3

      He's had an interesting life

    • @nicaskey1
      @nicaskey1 Год назад +2

      I thought he would have been at The Hague

    • @Evemeister12
      @Evemeister12 8 месяцев назад +2

      Ratko Mladic has let himself go.

  • @stephenhowell5660
    @stephenhowell5660 9 лет назад +1162

    That was hilarious. Stewart Lee is getting so dead pan, he's actually starting to look like a dead pan. I was almost convinced that it really was an episode of celebrity Mastermind until I realized that it was a subtle commentary about the complete futility of all knowledge.

    • @chrisofnottingham
      @chrisofnottingham 9 лет назад +10

      If you think this is funny, check out the spoof You Tube videos he posted of Derek Bailey

    • @chrisofnottingham
      @chrisofnottingham 9 лет назад +28

      Stephen Howell whoosh

    • @skyedavies1042
      @skyedavies1042 9 лет назад +10

      chrisofnottingham I love Stewart Lee fans :D

    • @DanGolag
      @DanGolag 9 лет назад +87

      +chrisofnottingham This is clearly a mixed-ability comment section.

    • @FKProds
      @FKProds 8 лет назад

      +dweedwee I take it you're not the biggest fan of Stewart Lee :P

  • @dennybm
    @dennybm 8 лет назад +630

    These days, if you say you like Derek Bailey, you will be arrested and thrown in jail.

    • @Sootaroot
      @Sootaroot 8 лет назад +11

      +dennybm What a brilliant photographer, though.

    • @McSuperfly101
      @McSuperfly101 8 лет назад +9

      Really?

    • @NakasDougen
      @NakasDougen 8 лет назад +5

      It is a reference to a Stewart Lee sketch

    • @McSuperfly101
      @McSuperfly101 8 лет назад +12

      Nakas Dougen REALLY??

    • @NakasDougen
      @NakasDougen 8 лет назад +6

      McSuperfly101 Yeah, he has this sketch that says "If you say you are english in this country you will be arrested and thrown to jail" and Stewart Lee was making fun of that statement

  • @54spatula
    @54spatula 6 лет назад +440

    I thought his chosen specialised subject would’ve been Jungle Canyon Rope Bridges!

    • @c.j.griffin
      @c.j.griffin 6 лет назад +11

      Surely it would be Scooby-Doo and the Pirate Zombie Island!

    • @tedwebb7243
      @tedwebb7243 4 года назад +2

      @@c.j.griffin Humphrys, Humphrys, Humphrys, Humphrys. The Jungle Canyon Rope Bridge questioner. (It doesn't rhyme, but you get the idea)

    • @LuDux
      @LuDux 4 года назад +2

      Should have been Deacon Blue

    • @alexstorr3357
      @alexstorr3357 4 года назад +3

      If the episode had been filmed in the 80s, under Thatcher.

    • @APoxOnNordStream
      @APoxOnNordStream 4 года назад +2

      In the 80s, under Thatcher

  • @njujuznem6554
    @njujuznem6554 2 года назад +171

    It says a lot about his comedy that I can't actually tell if this is real or not

    • @neilbinns2232
      @neilbinns2232 2 года назад +22

      I think it actually did happen. The evidence is this video. Granted, they could be actors.

    • @Afghamistam
      @Afghamistam 3 месяца назад +3

      It says a lot about his comedy that I just watched a special where he said he did this and I said "Bollocks you did", but no, he actually did.

    • @davidsmith5523
      @davidsmith5523 2 месяца назад +1

      I did thr same score as him 17 vs 1. Just the other way around.

    • @lukalaughlaster5464
      @lukalaughlaster5464 Месяц назад

      Good morning

    • @lukeoldfield7940
      @lukeoldfield7940 23 дня назад

      @@Afghamistam Same - came here to check! :)

  • @theomanification
    @theomanification 7 лет назад +221

    Oh, he's finished saying that

    • @spacejazz6272
      @spacejazz6272 4 года назад +14

      wonder what he'll say next

    • @Chris_34
      @Chris_34 3 года назад +5

      @@spacejazz6272 It's £90,000 for an apartment in the park.

  • @georgemckenna7570
    @georgemckenna7570 8 лет назад +369

    Stewart didn't know which jazz standard the 2002 album "Ballads" contained two versions of. It didn't matter though. To him it was just a child's urine off an old man's face.

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 6 лет назад +2

      Haha! That's showbiz!

    • @dannythedoodle
      @dannythedoodle 5 лет назад

      Excellent work 👍

    • @mannyd-y5246
      @mannyd-y5246 3 года назад +1

      HAPPY NY!

    • @sunkhunt9748
      @sunkhunt9748 3 года назад

      Stewart didn't know of which jazz standard the 2002 album "Ballads" contained two versions.*
      Try not to end a sentence with a proposition.

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 2 года назад +3

      @@sunkhunt9748 English isn't Latin.

  • @nickmazonowicz511
    @nickmazonowicz511 4 года назад +65

    At the end
    John Hunphries ‘I’ve started so I’ll finish.’
    Stewart Lee (to himself) ‘He’s finished asking that. I wonder if he’ll ask anything else’.

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster 2 года назад +291

    I was expecting him to ask the same question 18 times, getting increasingly funnier, then boring and then funny again.

    • @trje246
      @trje246 2 года назад +5

      🤣 omg that would be hilarious!

    • @barryhunt3541
      @barryhunt3541 2 года назад +11

      You get thrown in jail for saying you're English nowadays mate

    • @alecskinner8807
      @alecskinner8807 2 года назад +2

      That I would pay money to see 😂

    • @GAFCASTsupport
      @GAFCASTsupport Год назад +3

      or he'd answer "are you a sardine" to every question

    • @paulthompson8996
      @paulthompson8996 3 месяца назад +1

      @@barryhunt3541 What, actually locked up?!

  • @robertjwest
    @robertjwest 7 лет назад +51

    My favourite comedian talking (surprisingly) about my favourite avant-garde jazz guitarist (seriously). That is not something I expected to see but it brightened an otherwise already quite bright day ...

    • @petegage
      @petegage 3 года назад

      Me too pn both counts

    • @petegage
      @petegage 3 года назад

      Me too, on both counts

  • @TheVibeDetective
    @TheVibeDetective 11 лет назад +103

    His second choice specialist subject was crisps

    • @dogtags303
      @dogtags303 3 года назад +3

      I was hoping his specialist subject was going to be Richard "the hampster" Hammond

    • @PaphosLife
      @PaphosLife Месяц назад

      All the crisps.

  • @MrSabbath2011
    @MrSabbath2011 8 лет назад +184

    "So John, did i win? Just give it to me straight..."

    • @Scias
      @Scias 7 лет назад +13

      During the Jazz questions he must have been thinking "Jazz music which is made from 100 precent Jazz"

    • @oliverthomas9052
      @oliverthomas9052 7 лет назад +3

      I think he'd have gone with 'percent' instead or a simple %.

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 7 лет назад +4

      We said that for years, my family did...

  • @gavinjones861
    @gavinjones861 3 года назад +53

    I hope this makes Lee the 41st best Mastermind contestant.

  • @peterbaldry9972
    @peterbaldry9972 2 года назад +67

    I checked out Derek Bailey after watching this. He’s playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order - I’ll give him that 👍

    • @fivish
      @fivish 2 года назад +3

      Thats a Morecambe line to Andre Preview.

    • @Ken_oh545
      @Ken_oh545 2 года назад

      Previn.

    • @YorkyOne
      @YorkyOne Год назад +4

      ​@@Ken_oh545
      I think you will find that it was Mr Preview.

    • @Ken_oh545
      @Ken_oh545 Год назад +1

      @@YorkyOne of course it was!

    • @MCTonra
      @MCTonra 2 месяца назад +1

      Respect!

  • @TheBlenderBaby92
    @TheBlenderBaby92 9 лет назад +162

    the damp white/grey cloth that dinner ladies used to use to to wipe down the tables after lunch at school has let himself go

  • @CAMZAB
    @CAMZAB 8 лет назад +92

    They allow you to pick your own subject. Stewart seems to be one of the few who have understood what this means.

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 6 лет назад +48

      Not only that, but there are only 19 known facts about Bailey, and they all came up on this exam, so...

    • @peterowen9183
      @peterowen9183 2 года назад +8

      He's fantastic in this, but probably worth noting that celebrities only appear once, so they can pick the thing they know the most about. Regular (non-celebrity) contestants have to provide two or three specialist subjects in case they progress to further rounds. Hence there's a tendency to save the one you *really* know about for your semi-final or whatever, and read up on another one for your first round!

  • @stanleyplank
    @stanleyplank 6 лет назад +57

    Is this a war criminals episode?

  • @phantomdoodler
    @phantomdoodler 14 лет назад +24

    what an absolute hero for choosing the MND association. My respect for stu has gone up tenfold

  • @421mog
    @421mog 10 лет назад +154

    I just don't get his latest stuff...

    • @louis.c326
      @louis.c326 7 лет назад +1

      421mog couze you're thick

    • @louis.c326
      @louis.c326 7 лет назад +5

      I'm joking obviously

    • @louis.c326
      @louis.c326 7 лет назад +10

      Even if it's probably true

    • @mididoctors
      @mididoctors 6 лет назад +18

      yeah i wasn't born in the 1980s when thatcher initiated cutbacks in jungle canyon ropebridges

    • @fauntleeeeroy
      @fauntleeeeroy 3 года назад

      Go away then

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 9 лет назад +570

    An offensive 1950's cartoon of a Chinaman has let itself go.

    • @furbster1
      @furbster1 8 лет назад +7

      thats rather funny

    • @Elprofebritanico
      @Elprofebritanico 7 лет назад +3

      but the rest of the world is clearly not.

    • @redlady935
      @redlady935 7 лет назад +4

      That's the funniest comment I've ever seen. I was like WTF and then googled it. Pissing myself

    • @zarquon51
      @zarquon51 6 лет назад +3

      Tucker Jenkins has got a bit fat hasn't he.

    • @stevebb2915
      @stevebb2915 6 лет назад +2

      you've won. that was gold my friend.

  • @julienguieu5636
    @julienguieu5636 7 лет назад +203

    Sure, he's good at knowing stuff, but he couldn't cut the mustard on a panel show.

    • @mididoctors
      @mididoctors 6 лет назад +1

      you get top score sir

    • @supergangsterish1234
      @supergangsterish1234 6 лет назад +42

      you don't cut mustard, you spread it

    • @cpharris41
      @cpharris41 6 лет назад +9

      supergangsterish1: But you have to cut the mustard plant before you can spread the condiment.

    • @seamusolunacy
      @seamusolunacy 3 года назад +8

      @@supergangsterish1234 you cut powdered mustard much the same as yellow cocaine

    • @JohnH108
      @JohnH108 3 года назад +10

      Never snort the yellow cocaine

  • @hazzawhitey21
    @hazzawhitey21 13 лет назад +23

    Derek Bailey (29 January 1930 - 25 December 2005) was an English avant-garde guitarist and leading figure in the free improvisation movement.

    • @fivish
      @fivish 2 года назад +7

      Bailey died in London on Christmas Day in 2005. He had been suffering from motor neurone disease.

    • @Pmrace1960
      @Pmrace1960 3 месяца назад +2

      @@fivish now i understand his charity choice...great choice

  • @christianbriancon108
    @christianbriancon108 4 года назад +51

    Stuart.
    On your mark
    Get set
    Let yourself go...

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag 9 лет назад +36

    Who's the Jazz comedian now?

  • @moodini99
    @moodini99 9 лет назад +75

    Oh look. Mastermind's let itself go

  • @DavosJamos
    @DavosJamos 14 лет назад +18

    Awww I wanna see him answer the general knowledge questions too! How come nobody has uploaded that? Waaaaaaaaaah

  • @adzy166
    @adzy166 3 года назад +21

    You’ve seen them...in that chair, the masterminders.

  • @Archiewhynot
    @Archiewhynot 14 лет назад +29

    Never seen Lee looking so nervous! Nice to know he's human. Albeit a high calibre human.

  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin5428 3 года назад +6

    I think the real problem there was that it was a mixed room. The front rows of the audience were getting it but not so the friends they had brought along. And Stu didn't have time to bring them along.

    • @nickmazonowicz511
      @nickmazonowicz511 3 года назад +4

      It was better when they did the general knowledge round.
      Because during the intermission, all the friends said ‘do you like this?’ and the fans said ‘yeah, we like it a lot’ and the friends said ‘oh, well we like it too then.’

  • @nickmazonowicz511
    @nickmazonowicz511 4 года назад +64

    Stew was fast answering those questions, wasn’t he? Like lightning? As soon as John asked a question, he saw the window of opportunity and bodily hurled himself through

    • @NickHunter
      @NickHunter 3 года назад +5

      Like zephyrus the wind

    • @WilliamSmith-mx6ze
      @WilliamSmith-mx6ze 7 месяцев назад

      @@NickHunter He's like lightning, coming out of a dish.

    • @markreynolds1436
      @markreynolds1436 7 месяцев назад

      He's no Tom O'Connor though...

    • @nickmazonowicz511
      @nickmazonowicz511 7 месяцев назад

      @@markreynolds1436 That’s true. When Tom O’Connor was on, they only asked him one question ‘Are you a sardine?’

  • @therealawakener7
    @therealawakener7 6 лет назад +42

    Lee improvised his answers.

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 3 года назад

      Yup. Look out... Miles Davis has come.

    • @MontyCantsin5
      @MontyCantsin5 2 года назад +1

      Who's the jazz comedian now?

  • @123paul
    @123paul 9 лет назад +61

    I've let myself go.

    • @ru55ells
      @ru55ells 5 лет назад

      That's why we are leaving 😁

  • @Silverback1969MoonLandingLies
    @Silverback1969MoonLandingLies 3 года назад +13

    Very good, I think that is the funniest Stewart Lee routine I have ever seen!

  • @spacejazz6272
    @spacejazz6272 4 года назад +69

    I've seen lots of interviews that Stewart Lee has done, read a fair amount of his newspaper columns and seen hundreds of his shows. and not once do I recall him even mentioning Derek Bailey and yet here he demonstrates and almost encyclopedic knowledge of him. it's almost unnerving in a way

    • @Skelanth721
      @Skelanth721 3 года назад +6

      Apparently him and Jim O'Rourke used to see each other all the time at Derek Bailey, etc. gigs when they were teenagers, and got to know each other as a result. Crazy small world!

    • @johnsmodularjams2123
      @johnsmodularjams2123 2 года назад +2

      one of his stand up dvds uses a Derek Bailey piece for the menu screen

    • @iamjurell
      @iamjurell 2 года назад +2

      @@johnsmodularjams2123 I think he mentions that in his annotated transcription of the show in his book, How I Escaped My Certain Fate

  • @OliverLevy
    @OliverLevy 11 лет назад +12

    He is, but you have to have seen a lot of other 'Mastermind' contestants to get what he's doing.

  • @sprobablycancr4457
    @sprobablycancr4457 3 года назад +10

    I heard that this sketch was written by ledgendary author and mystic Alan Moore, while in the throes of a jimsonweed frenzy.

  • @willhawthorne
    @willhawthorne 7 лет назад +42

    these comments about the comments about stewart lee having let himself go having let themselves go have let themselves go

  • @JMC77
    @JMC77 3 года назад +7

    Unfortunately for Stew the specialist subject of The Complete Lifes Work of Asher D had already been taken by the eventual series winner and Mastermind Grand Champion.. Tom O'Connor. The irony of losing to Tom by one point on the question "Which is the second largest island off the coast of Italy?" was a bit much.

    • @WilliamSmith-mx6ze
      @WilliamSmith-mx6ze 7 месяцев назад

      That wasn't the question that won it for Tom O'Connor. The question was in fact "Name the traditional street festival snack of choice every year in Lisbon on January 19, the feast day of St Cuthbert, which is also a traditional summer delicacy throughout all of rural Portugal." Though I can see why you might have been confused.

  • @popitinpete
    @popitinpete 9 лет назад +53

    I watched this by mistake on a friend's recommendation.

  • @hazzawhitey21
    @hazzawhitey21 13 лет назад +3

    Derek Bailey (29 January 1930 - 25 December 2005) was an English avant-garde guitarist and leading figure in the free improvisation movement. I can definitely see why Stewart Lee would be interested in him; he even shared Stewart Lee's love of short, pithy comebacks when interviewed.

  • @fretboardstumbler
    @fretboardstumbler 8 лет назад +22

    Morrisey knows his stuff.

    • @leftmono1016
      @leftmono1016 2 года назад +5

      Although he has let himself go.

  • @keithsowerby8179
    @keithsowerby8179 4 года назад +1

    I have only just seen this as an admirer of both Lee and Bailey. I have many albums featuring Bailey, have seen many of his collaborators live, but not him. Wait a minute; Derek Bailey played live in the ABC Theatre pit for The Morecambe and Wise Show? I was there; I have heard him live.

  • @lexo30
    @lexo30 14 лет назад +10

    @nbachmann He was the greatest innovator on the electric guitar since Hendrix (he died in 2005). I saw him play live once in 2000. He was an elderly English guy with just a guitar and an amp and he blew the roof off the club.

  • @nickmazonowicz511
    @nickmazonowicz511 4 года назад +5

    John Humphries thought ‘these answers aren’t funny but I agree the fuck out of them’

  • @arsenalfanrichi
    @arsenalfanrichi 6 лет назад +7

    "Oh look he's finished that sentence"
    "No I haven't, however I've started so I'll finish"

  • @Birminghamesports
    @Birminghamesports 2 года назад +3

    I think shortly after this the need to love Derek Bailey was added to the values of the Carphone Warehouse...

  • @cdname47
    @cdname47 4 года назад +28

    Stewart lee: wins with 26 points
    Richard herring: 2nd place with 32 points.
    No justice in the world is there :-p

  • @stoolpigeon4285
    @stoolpigeon4285 3 года назад +12

    I thought he'd choose the literary works of Asher D

    • @dogtags303
      @dogtags303 3 года назад +1

      was hoping his specialist subject was going to be Richard "the hamster" Hammond

  • @ryanmcavoy
    @ryanmcavoy 10 лет назад +68

    John Humphrys has let himself go.

  • @glennhiscock478
    @glennhiscock478 3 месяца назад +2

    To be fair, Terry Christian knows his stuff and you can see why he was on The Word.

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 Год назад +2

    For those thinking this was a routine, it wasn't. It was in 2010 and he won.

  • @Mcpowerpack
    @Mcpowerpack 12 лет назад +4

    apparently I heard he does around 85-90 of these charity events a year.

  • @charcolew
    @charcolew 3 года назад +5

    Stewart playing the questions as they are dealt

  • @regularjon9693
    @regularjon9693 8 лет назад +10

    I'll never let go Jack, I promise.

  • @regplasma7906
    @regplasma7906 3 месяца назад +2

    I am shocked I thought Stewart would have chosen Pear Cider .The first question from Humph being "What percentage of Pears are used to make Pear Cider ?"

    • @demonicsquid7217
      @demonicsquid7217 2 месяца назад +1

      You don't use soap to make pear cider.

  • @nickmazonowicz511
    @nickmazonowicz511 3 года назад +3

    Stew can answer the question ‘the album ‘ballads’ contains two versions of which Jazz standard?’. He just chooses not to

  • @danieldonaldson8634
    @danieldonaldson8634 2 года назад +3

    you up there wouldn’t really understand what he’s done. “Oh look there he is, making noises with his mouth.” Down here, they understand that I was answering questions concerning Derek Bailey deceased Yorkshire born jazz and improvisational guitar innovator, it’s clear to them. Up there, they’re saying, “now he’s finished making those noises….I wonder if he’ll make some more noises next.”

    • @WinstonSmith-mu7ku
      @WinstonSmith-mu7ku 2 месяца назад

      Up there, they're saying "What's jazz, what's a guitar?".

  • @RodRyan-tc6cs
    @RodRyan-tc6cs 3 месяца назад +1

    Traditional Flamenco has always played an important role in the musical repertoire of the Avant Garde industrial elite.

  • @unconvincingrebel
    @unconvincingrebel 8 лет назад +34

    Derek Bailey's let himself go

  • @TabsT-vy5jy
    @TabsT-vy5jy 6 лет назад +8

    Im surprised he didnt take 10 minutes dissecting the first answer.

  • @liamdhardy
    @liamdhardy 13 лет назад +4

    Yeah would've been good to see his general knowledge questions.

  • @billywright2422
    @billywright2422 6 лет назад +79

    A cliched saucy-postcard cartoon rendering of a classic British butcher of the kind that might chase a sausage-stealing dog down the road whilst shaking his fist in anger has let himself go.

    • @alexstorr3357
      @alexstorr3357 4 года назад

      Although these get a little tedious now, yours is impressive in length and specificity!

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 3 года назад +3

      @@alexstorr3357 it’s moved from being funny to being contrived to being tedious and has now arrived back back at being funnier than it was originally. But I suppose I would say that

  • @charlesmurray3255
    @charlesmurray3255 9 лет назад +18

    The focused out other competitors have let themselves go.

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 6 лет назад

      Jeez! That was the whole point of the sketch. Unbelievable.

  • @tspcrowther
    @tspcrowther 5 лет назад +4

    My favourite bit of this was when he said "Incus", hahaha classic!

  • @lozinja
    @lozinja 2 года назад +6

    A just off-duty Croydon council CCTV monitoring hub security officer who still pines for the halcyon days of the teddy boys has just released himself without charge.

  • @markmoon8014
    @markmoon8014 3 года назад +5

    Thought he would have had it all written on the back of his hand like usual.

  • @lexo30
    @lexo30 13 лет назад +1

    @chrisofnottingham Derek Bailey was a guitar player from Sheffield who completely reinvented the way that the guitar is played. I saw him play live in Dublin, a few years before he died. A 70-year-old Yorkshireman sat with a Gibson ES-175 and blew the fucking roof off the joint. He was amazing.

  • @bigted3406
    @bigted3406 4 года назад +4

    The length of the questions 😂
    He could have answered twice the amount.

  • @JapanJohnny2012
    @JapanJohnny2012 7 лет назад +3

    i went to see derek live with jon the postman in manchester in '91.

  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin5428 3 года назад +2

    Ok.
    How many here knew about Derek Bailey before this?
    How many went to look him up afterwards?
    How many think Stu's chosen topic is a troll upon Mastermind and viewers?
    How many admire the chutzpah of both Bailey and Lee for pushing the boundaries of their craft/art to absurdist perimeters?

  • @tostare
    @tostare 10 лет назад

    thanks for posting this up!

  • @DontKloppMeNow
    @DontKloppMeNow 3 года назад +1

    So basically Stewart Lee was Derek Bailey in his previous life. Incredible knowledge 😯

  • @mooseyman74
    @mooseyman74 3 года назад

    Impressive stuff. 11 years later and on Celebrity Mastermind one contestants specialist subject was the movie Pretty Woman. Talk about lowering the bar.

  • @lukew4ll
    @lukew4ll Месяц назад

    General Knowledge round...
    Question 1: Where is the designated corpse-roasting lamppost?
    Question 2: What is the name of the thin, transparent strip part of the printer that can be used to print out labels to put on desks and stuff? I don't know if they still make them.

  • @GreenMorningDragonProductions
    @GreenMorningDragonProductions 3 месяца назад

    I saw Derek Bailey perform in either late 1991 or early 1992 above a pub in Tib Street, Manchester. It was Jon the Postman's suggestion - his idea of a good night out. I've had worse evenings, I must admit. Chill vibe, nice crowd.

  • @laulln
    @laulln 11 лет назад +1

    Does anyone have the rest of Stewart mastermind game? Would be interesting to see.

  • @ddoubledutch4783
    @ddoubledutch4783 4 года назад +2

    I bloody knew he wouldn’t choose pirates. Knew it.

  • @daevpaeldruid8200
    @daevpaeldruid8200 3 года назад +3

    Has 'Mastermind' ever been a specialist subject on 'Mastermind'?

  • @chrisgosling5408
    @chrisgosling5408 3 года назад

    The only other person who knows about Derek Bailey, Stewart continues to be a man of many surprises which sounds like a school report?

  • @corrinecummings3538
    @corrinecummings3538 5 лет назад +2

    Not the bloke who used to host 'Mr and Mrs', then?

  • @AmandaJYoungs
    @AmandaJYoungs Год назад +1

    What I would love to know is whether this is a subject he was always vaguely interested in, and had to mug up for like mad before the show - or whether he has a genuine lifelong passion for it. I'm always curious about how it is that people make their choice of specialist subject. I'd also love to have seen the whole show for the general knowledge rounds - his and the others taking part. All this - and he's the funniest man alive (as far as I'm concerned), married to/partnered with probably the funniest woman!

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin Год назад +1

      I would imagine he knew it all already. I’ve scored 12 s and fourteens on British motorcycles and British steam locomotives.
      Easy questions for a life long enthusiast of both.

  • @VacantHaven
    @VacantHaven 6 лет назад +5

    Side profile Ed Balls has let himself go

  • @An_Arbitrary_Miscellany
    @An_Arbitrary_Miscellany 3 года назад +1

    I don't know anything about Derek Bailey, avant garde guitarists, guitars, jazz musicians, jazz music, musical notation, the music industry, musical chairs, Mastermind, or Stewart Lee....
    But I think:

  • @jonbrooke8308
    @jonbrooke8308 2 месяца назад +1

    It all went wrong in the second round when he was asked to name 2 cheeses, 2 types of crisp and 2 monotremes

  • @Twirlyhead
    @Twirlyhead 5 лет назад +2

    All those questions about Derek Bailey and not one about his photos or Jean Shrimpton.

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 2 месяца назад +2

    Next week : Michael Mcintyre answers questions on " Things every single person alive does every single day ahhahahaahahaahahahahahah "

  • @thomas.alexander.
    @thomas.alexander. 2 года назад +1

    He did really well. I was surprised. I knew a few of the answers, and he knocked it out of the park!

  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin5428 3 года назад +2

    I just LOVE how so many commenters show excellent wit in the SL comedy vein. I was truly expecting a spoof -- it's so hard to take ANYTHING Stu says or does as serious. And at the end, still not sure if it was a spoof. Many say not, but we can never be sure with Stu.

  • @vikramtg1015
    @vikramtg1015 8 лет назад +7

    The main character from "Office Space" has let himself go...

  • @andrewrobinson2565
    @andrewrobinson2565 3 года назад +1

    The comments are funnier than the content, which was pretty exemplary of its genre (I just removed an extraneous comma[)] and that full stop after the closing bracket[)]. No I decided to include the bracketed part IN the original sentence, so there will be a full stop after the closing bracket, here).

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 3 года назад +2

    His specialist subject should have been Del Boy falling through the bar........ "He was vertical, stu, then he was horizontal, stu...."

  • @gerrabath
    @gerrabath 2 года назад +1

    The ability to remember stuff. Marvelous.

    • @peejay6930
      @peejay6930 2 года назад

      " The ability to remember stuff. Marvelous"
      Yep, that's how knowledge works

    • @gerrabath
      @gerrabath 2 года назад

      @@peejay6930 Indeed.

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam 3 года назад +3

    Derek Bailey - he's like Ian Huntley to me

  • @maettsook
    @maettsook 2 года назад +1

    did really well considering there wasn't a single question about his photography career.

  • @nickmazonowicz511
    @nickmazonowicz511 6 лет назад +1

    Let’s see Franklin Ajaye get questions right on Derek Bailey. Who’s the jazz comedian now?

  • @GraemeDJ
    @GraemeDJ 4 года назад +3

    You can tell he was very Ang Lee when he got one wrong.