Changing Accents Around Black People- Steven Seagal in Lawman Episode 4

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  • Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
  • We all know Sensei is Ethnic Fluid, but his powers don't just stop with his ethnicity. He can also change accents as he needs to, depending on who he is speaking to. Usually, if he's talking to black people, he gets all soul-ly and stuff. You know, because he is also black himself. And he visits some kids in hospital who have no idea who he is. But still. What have you done lately?
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Комментарии • 145

  • @senseiseagal1983
    @senseiseagal1983  19 дней назад +45

    I've lost track if this is the second or third attempt. Copyright jerks. I've since released episode 5. RUclips hates me. What can I say.. Thanks for watching or rewatching 🙏👍. Legends

    • @jensvonhonksen5728
      @jensvonhonksen5728 19 дней назад

      You are legend

    • @immikeurnot
      @immikeurnot 19 дней назад

      It's crazy that the OTHER side of DMCA is always completely ignored.
      Filing a false DMCA is illegal; it's perjury. Never enforced. Not a single time.

    • @foppishdilletaunt9911
      @foppishdilletaunt9911 19 дней назад +2

      Algorithmo is a fickle and capricious, vindictive, easily offended God.
      You’re riding the ragged edge and we’re riding with you, Homeslice…
      5:31 - is that Jeffy Dahmer walking behind Sensei Sex Predator upscreen right ?

    • @samanthaduncan7973
      @samanthaduncan7973 19 дней назад

      🫶 Steven saved us 🙌

    • @martijnnouwels7185
      @martijnnouwels7185 19 дней назад

      I believe third but great job

  • @billyjeffersoniv4344
    @billyjeffersoniv4344 19 дней назад +71

    Seagal invented music and black people.

    • @onehandclapping_5356
      @onehandclapping_5356 19 дней назад +6

      Damn I wouldn't exist if it weren't for lord Seagal

    • @billyjeffersoniv4344
      @billyjeffersoniv4344 18 дней назад +1

      @@onehandclapping_5356 me neither!

    • @Soliloquy-gy6zf
      @Soliloquy-gy6zf 17 дней назад +1

      "In the beginning Stigale created the heavens and the earth..."

    • @williamdixon-gk2sk
      @williamdixon-gk2sk 17 дней назад +1

      ​@@onehandclapping_5356we must all recognize, and accept his accent adjustments accordingly.

    • @keepgoing7533
      @keepgoing7533 17 дней назад +2

      Oh s*** it's Speed! Please, don't hurt me.
      🙃

  • @mattwuk
    @mattwuk 19 дней назад +52

    He identifies as what ever race he sees himself as at any given moment, so progressive, so 2024, the legend was far ahead of his time.

    • @GampyBamblor
      @GampyBamblor 19 дней назад +4

      Perhaps he is patient 0, he soread this illness

  • @chaunceyvaughan5264
    @chaunceyvaughan5264 19 дней назад +16

    His ability to emulate the dialect of the people that he’s surrounded with is not just hilarious, but somewhat astounding. Sensei sausage fingers never seems to disappoint.

  • @mattwuk
    @mattwuk 19 дней назад +18

    As a man I don't claim him as one of us.

    • @joannbyrne182
      @joannbyrne182 16 дней назад +2

      As a human me neither

    • @JohnBean-cm5lk
      @JohnBean-cm5lk 14 дней назад +2

      My mom would strongly disagree…. But she has bad taste in males lol obviously

  • @JoseJoseC626
    @JoseJoseC626 19 дней назад +13

    I saw Sensei Seagal play blues guitar live when I was 14. I instantly gave up guitar and played bass instead. Didn't even need to change my accent.

  • @eddiehauser6661
    @eddiehauser6661 19 дней назад +9

    I just commented on the last lawman video how Seagal's "blaccent" is probably my favorite thing about him!

    • @adamkane7513
      @adamkane7513 17 дней назад +5

      Faw sho' bruddah!

    • @omerta316
      @omerta316 11 дней назад +1

      I like the fact your comment has a translation but exactly what you said 😂🤣​ @adamkane7513

  • @goblin-night
    @goblin-night 17 дней назад +3

    Holy crap, this guy is an unlimited supply of comedy. The very KING of the mall ninjas, it's safe to say.

  • @charlessedlacek5754
    @charlessedlacek5754 19 дней назад +8

    You all realize that russian folk dance he does is the "cookie dance"...noticed how he wipes his hands on his shoulders and chest while moving in circles......BIG CIRCLES PEOPLE......BIG CIRCLES!!!!!!

  • @DongBags9319
    @DongBags9319 17 дней назад +2

    I'm 31, I grew up watching his movies from the 90s when he was "okay."

  • @user-vd5uq4uc9b
    @user-vd5uq4uc9b 19 дней назад +6

    Sensei told me not to come
    That aint no way to have fun.

    • @st7728
      @st7728 19 дней назад +3

      Had to repeat and sing it, lol.

  • @ibrahimalzahrani4587
    @ibrahimalzahrani4587 19 дней назад +9

    How is it going SiStEr??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @H4TTOR1_H4NZO
    @H4TTOR1_H4NZO 19 дней назад +5

    He's definitely delusional. I think he has movies and reality in a blurred line 😂

  • @papagalooleo559
    @papagalooleo559 19 дней назад +2

    He’s not really disrespectful about the black voice thing, it’s just code switching. That’s all. He’s just really fuckin brave about it lol

  • @tototakto4611
    @tototakto4611 19 дней назад +6

    someone has to stop this papa sausage-fingers, hes out of control

  • @Soliloquy-gy6zf
    @Soliloquy-gy6zf 17 дней назад +3

    ⚠️"In the beginning Stigale created the heavens and the earth....."

  • @bryanreeves8786
    @bryanreeves8786 18 дней назад +4

    'Sensei Sudoku' 🤣🤣🤣
    Keep doing the Lord's work, my friend.. gold.. pure gold!

  • @travisdean8794
    @travisdean8794 19 дней назад +7

    Big Papa Police Chief never disappoints.

  • @jamesm0075
    @jamesm0075 19 дней назад +3

    Sensai slapnuts ' pick up line is.... HEY DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM??

  • @aleiferthenorthman7935
    @aleiferthenorthman7935 18 дней назад +2

    nah man sensei butter cheeks is a legend to the early 90s kids, im 32 he was always a laughingstock lol

  • @charlessedlacek5754
    @charlessedlacek5754 19 дней назад +2

    Sensei all you can eat buffet is a master of foreign dialects and languages..he can speak jive and ebonics like a native...sensei maple syrup is all that and a bag of chips! WIDE CIRCLES PEOPLE, WIDE CIRCLES!!!!!

  • @GnrMilligan
    @GnrMilligan 19 дней назад +2

    You never ever fail to make me laugh. And I can't believe how many pseudonyms you come up with for him. Every ones a winner! Thank you so much for the mood lifters!

  • @therealmisterap
    @therealmisterap 18 дней назад +2

    5:48 Swapped his whippets for helium. I remember the lawman episode where they are shooting matchsticks... at the time I thought wow, but now, I'm like, i could do that.

  • @shredsnotdead2850
    @shredsnotdead2850 15 дней назад +3

    I love his title. I mean I don't know shit but how can he be both a "Reserve Deputy" and a "Cheif" second? Is he the "Cheif of Reserve Deputies"? Lol so... He's a temp boss of the temps?

  • @cliffgray9155
    @cliffgray9155 19 дней назад +4

    The first 5 seconds,,big pappa pump action.!!!!.

  • @Cyberdyne_Bigtoe
    @Cyberdyne_Bigtoe 19 дней назад +3

    Big papa be dee bestest talker man

  • @cliffgray9155
    @cliffgray9155 19 дней назад +2

    Outstanding work!!!!!!.keep them coming mate.all the different names are quality!!!!!.

  • @jamesm0075
    @jamesm0075 19 дней назад +1

    He calls white people WONDER BREAD

  • @jn7339
    @jn7339 15 дней назад +2

    I worked with a guy who changed the way he talked when around black people. Them and I noticed it and thought it was odd

  • @AbelMusa
    @AbelMusa 18 дней назад +1

    I like this pre russian-mongol version of Big Papa. Yellow glasses and no goatee, that's his prime bs'ing arc

  • @indigohammer5732
    @indigohammer5732 19 дней назад +1

    People overlook the fact that he’s the most popular Lion tamer in Brazil, and holds the record for balancing pennies on their side.

  • @madgroundhog8020
    @madgroundhog8020 19 дней назад +1

    I could tell your videos are a labor of love. Keep up the grind, love it!😂♥️

  • @shannonwilliams9744
    @shannonwilliams9744 19 дней назад +2

    Another great show. Love the content and your comments

  • @Soliloquy-gy6zf
    @Soliloquy-gy6zf 17 дней назад +1

    Stigale taught Jesus to walk on water.

  • @GBirch-bw4bv
    @GBirch-bw4bv 18 дней назад +1

    Brilliant video pal, is there any footage of him arresting a fellow Italian?

    • @senseiseagal1983
      @senseiseagal1983  17 дней назад +1

      There is not. Only his fellow African Americans. I saw a white dude arreates once on the show, but he looked Irish.

  • @MatterInMyMind
    @MatterInMyMind 18 дней назад +1

    Big Poppa Pump Action actually makes him sound gangsta... Which he is not haha

  • @EvilBrit89
    @EvilBrit89 19 дней назад +2

    7:13 - he looks like CobraJFS

  • @philnight9563
    @philnight9563 17 дней назад

    Who would ever want Steven Seagal as their father? I know I wouldn’t!

  • @Lady1974M
    @Lady1974M 19 дней назад

    "I'm so happy to be back in Louisiana!"
    Wait....haven't you been a cop there for the past 20 years? In between all that time off you took to film those movies, which was about 6 months at a time. I didn't realize the police service gave so much time off. I knew I should have signed up!

  • @JokerLokison
    @JokerLokison 19 дней назад +4

    "These lil chillin are fass, boy." Mmmhmmhmm. So very wise. Our Lard is so great. Seagalalu Akbar!

  • @jamesm0075
    @jamesm0075 19 дней назад +1

    Sensai summer sausage was born a poor black child..

  • @miqvPL
    @miqvPL 19 дней назад +2

    Also about not knowing who Seagal is- I assure you people my age (32) at least those in Europe know him very well. Guys know him from B tier action movies that were on cheap tv channels and girls know him because he abused them (allegedly)

  • @southerncrosshempoil
    @southerncrosshempoil 18 дней назад +1

    Brilliant video. Finally Sensei Bellyflop gets some respect ✊

  • @BlaggRose0279
    @BlaggRose0279 17 дней назад

    The F in his Name stands for Harmonie

  • @jamesm0075
    @jamesm0075 19 дней назад +1

    I BET HE STILL SLEEPS WITH A NITE LITE ON?!!

  • @cliffgray9155
    @cliffgray9155 19 дней назад +2

    Its true.big daddy was born claravoinnt.that why he left the usa and went to russia.he new what charges was coming.

  • @paradronex403
    @paradronex403 17 дней назад +1

    He may be a legend to the mentally ill.

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 19 дней назад

    "Steven F. Seagal"? So he wasn't actually messing around when he said Fuckwit was his middle name. Huh. Who knew.

  • @edmondpecotjr.8888
    @edmondpecotjr.8888 19 дней назад

    with the old timey public phone booth in the background

  • @brentcanfield8883
    @brentcanfield8883 18 дней назад +1

    "Papa Kunta Kinte"
    I'm dead🤣

  • @NealosMetropolos
    @NealosMetropolos 18 дней назад

    There is nothing on this planet more uncoordinated and cringey to see than Seagal's right thumb.

  • @DirtyDovi
    @DirtyDovi 18 дней назад +1

    I could watch these video episodes once or a thousand times - They'll Never get old! 👍
    One of Steven's billions of ethnic accents reminded me of "TheCrafsMan SteadyCraftin"
    *If you can't already hear the CraftsMan talking in your head - Then go check him out! 🤘🤣

  • @frodosfrostbite
    @frodosfrostbite 18 дней назад

    Please tell me you have the forbidden episode where he drives the tank through the wrong guys property and kills the dudes dog that got him and the sheriff fired lol

  • @fuchnorris6277
    @fuchnorris6277 19 дней назад

    they all pretend its normal🤣🤣🤣

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 19 дней назад

    Sensei Jiveturkey in all his glory.
    Much love to all Seagalians!🫶🤘👍🍪🍪🍪🍪

  • @GampyBamblor
    @GampyBamblor 19 дней назад +1

    Every single person i catch i say why did you run.............because weve seen you run in the films amd fancied our chances

  • @privateprivate1865
    @privateprivate1865 17 дней назад +1

    Dass Yo Bay'beh?

  • @loyaltyisroyalty5616
    @loyaltyisroyalty5616 19 дней назад

    I just noticed an Easter egg in the video. You called him “Big Papa Bulldog” to allude to the fact that he looks very similar to the old WWF wrestler the British Bulldog.

  • @LOON3Y2OONS
    @LOON3Y2OONS 19 дней назад

    Honey wake up Sensei has a new vid………oh that’s right she left long ago. 😂

  • @trashpandaY2K
    @trashpandaY2K 19 дней назад

    9:05 Wristlock LeBrok ❤

  • @CursedCommentaries
    @CursedCommentaries 2 дня назад +1

    Reminds me of some US politicians XD

  • @Kerberos443
    @Kerberos443 19 дней назад +2

    0:18 Bravo!

  • @miqvPL
    @miqvPL 19 дней назад

    I don't mind rewatching these with every reupload, Sensei Alleged Abuser is such a pathological liar that it's impossible to keep track of what he says, so everytime I see content with him it feels new.

  • @ggj666
    @ggj666 19 дней назад

    I think YT must have shares in Seagal Movies & shows

  • @EddieJr8611
    @EddieJr8611 18 дней назад +2

    1:50 just wow lmao
    Talking differently to whatever race he’s speaking too is so Seagal

  • @Abfallkannibale
    @Abfallkannibale 18 дней назад

    Thank you Paul.

  • @ANON....
    @ANON.... 19 дней назад +1

    the only clairvoyance he had was dipping out of stalones party when van dam offed to fight him. he chats shit about other marshal artists. disrespectful ! he only knows how to roll around a carpet. no honor no backbone

  • @playlist9980
    @playlist9980 16 дней назад +1

    Where mama?

  • @stanley67s13
    @stanley67s13 18 дней назад

    Thank you Robert

  • @funkymonk2254
    @funkymonk2254 15 дней назад +1

    Wait! Stop the fucking tape! Born clairvoyant? Of course He was. Born a Fucking cookie ghost whisperer.

  • @a.robertson730
    @a.robertson730 19 дней назад

    Dude, please do a deep-drive into the musical prowess of our esteemed sensei lamb shank. It will be shit, but could be good for the shits and gigs

  • @stephaneauger1036
    @stephaneauger1036 16 дней назад +1

    he talk smurf too

  • @Mastershred765
    @Mastershred765 17 дней назад

    Switching vernacular is common.

  • @playstationgroup3413
    @playstationgroup3413 19 дней назад +1

    🙄🙄Brutal Stuff! What's the point leaving a comment if RUclips is again and again taking down your videos! It feels like asking Scratch and Sniff if he can please stand back up again to give the legs on whatever chair he's sitting in a breather while showing signs of cracking and giving unpleasant screeching noises scrapping around on the floor due to his sweaty immense weight. SOB RUclips!

  • @jamesm0075
    @jamesm0075 19 дней назад +1

    Sinsai TOBY TYLER

  • @christophermartin8366
    @christophermartin8366 18 дней назад

    I grew up watching 'some' of his movies, he never seemed legit to me. I guess having friends in HS who did martial arts made it a bit more obvious.

  • @scottfitzpatrick1939
    @scottfitzpatrick1939 13 дней назад

    He is so race fluid

  • @MM-ev6kn
    @MM-ev6kn 14 дней назад

    I thought he was living in Russia, in putins carriage house now.

  • @bluehorizons2508
    @bluehorizons2508 18 дней назад

    No 'I' in 'team'.. Although there ARE a few in 'f*in idiot'!!!....

  • @jamesm0075
    @jamesm0075 19 дней назад +1

    Where you guys hide the drugs and women??

  • @kilgoretrout9725
    @kilgoretrout9725 19 дней назад

    YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!

  • @jerryrichards8172
    @jerryrichards8172 14 дней назад

    What a teard

  • @puffinsmurf3749
    @puffinsmurf3749 18 дней назад +2

    9:51 why did he say it like Donald Trump? Haha when I was young’s, I actually like Claude Van Dam MUCH better then Steven Seagal

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 19 дней назад

    For the record, if you do insist on pretending to play the guitar despite not being able to do so, at least make it look vaguely convincing. I don't think I've seen anyone play guitar like that outside of 7 year olds learning for the first time.

  • @porkfang
    @porkfang 19 дней назад

    F RUclips, is there another site you can go to??? "Where dah baybee get hit?

  • @joshuaspector8182
    @joshuaspector8182 18 дней назад

    Ugh. My dad does this 😒😂

  • @frankmorris2603
    @frankmorris2603 19 дней назад

    Boy...... that fake guitar work. 😞

  • @om3g4z3r0
    @om3g4z3r0 12 часов назад

    Sometimes i feel like you don't actually like Steven Seagal.

    • @senseiseagal1983
      @senseiseagal1983  12 часов назад

      I have nothing to say other than How Dare you!?

    • @om3g4z3r0
      @om3g4z3r0 11 часов назад

      @@senseiseagal1983 I'm sorry sir, i apologize.

  • @sammartinez1685
    @sammartinez1685 17 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @conspiracytherapist1869
    @conspiracytherapist1869 18 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PhilMacraken-kz9su
    @PhilMacraken-kz9su 18 дней назад

    🤣🤣

  • @ericrolland9092
    @ericrolland9092 18 дней назад +1

    The thing that gets me, he was the first outsider in Japan to teach Akido. He was actually accomplished in the martial arts world and descended to being a total tool. At least he has provided endless amounts of entertainment to us with his absurdity.

    • @robpelick7460
      @robpelick7460 6 дней назад +1

      He married the daughter of an Aikido dojo's owner. Her dowry included an immediate promotion to 5th Dan and permission to run the place.

    • @ericrolland9092
      @ericrolland9092 4 дня назад

      @@robpelick7460 yeah. Then he abandoned her to move to Hollywood. Seems like deep down, he has always been a douche