I Played Everything (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

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  • My gauntlet? It varies.
    Announcing a Patreon! / mtgremy
    LYRICS:
    I’ve played Birthing Pod, Burn, Bogles, won some matches
    Turbo Fog, Turns, Goblins, Death and Taxes
    Boros, Rakdos, Orzhov, played some Gruul
    Simic, Izzet, Grixis, it was cool
    Infect, Slivers, Zombies, Miracles
    Fish, Blitz, Spirits, Mardu Vehicles
    I’ve played everything, man
    I’ve played everything, man
    Tapped Aladdin’s Ring, man
    Flipped Legion’s Landing, man
    Variety’s my thing, man
    I’ve played everything
    I’ve played Four-Post, Eight-Post, Twelve-Post, Hammer Time
    Stone-Blade, Death-Blade, Mage-Blade, Astral Slide
    Midrange, Aggro, Draw-Go, played for ante
    Mass Polymorph, Caw-Go, and Golgari
    Scapeshift, Maze’s End, Junk, every tribe
    Humans, Lions, Tigers, Bears
    Oh my…
    I’ve played everything, man
    I’ve played everything, man
    Kenrith, Returned King, man
    Marit Lage with Fling, man
    Variety’s my thing, man
    I’ve played everything
    I’ve played Landstill, Lands, Mill, Standstill, Superfriends
    Phasing, Krasis, Stasis, Lost some friends
    Koth, Pox, Ponza, 8-Rack, Temur Delver
    Red-Green Monsters, Maverick, and Charbelcher
    Solar Flare, Polar Bears, Elves and every weenie
    White Weenie, Pink Weenie, see what I mean-y
    I’ve played everything, man
    I’ve played everything, man
    Merfolk with Morphling, man
    Staticaster Ping, man
    Variety’s my thing, man
    I’ve played everything
    I’ve played Counterpost, Counter-Burn, Counter-Top, Kitchen Table
    Show and Tell, Tooth and Nail, Tempered Steel, and Top 8’d
    Twin and Snowko, Loam, Burn, Golos Stax
    Prison, Co-Co, Uro, and Hogaak
    High Tide, Sultai, All Skies, Mono Red
    Tron, Sligh, Jeskai, Dredgevine
    I’m in debt…
    I’ve played everything, man
    I’ve played everything, man
    Artifacts I swing, man
    Hornet Queen I sting, man
    Variety’s my thing, man
    I’ve played everything
    I’ve played everything…
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  • @xJarlaxle
    @xJarlaxle 3 года назад +2866

    "I'm in debt"
    Yeap, that checks out

    • @autobotjazz1972
      @autobotjazz1972 3 года назад +18

      My thought too XD

    • @captainbaconsky
      @captainbaconsky 3 года назад +32

      That like hit like a ton of bricks. Made me spit out my coffee.

    • @looker006
      @looker006 3 года назад +19

      Magic the gathering in a nutshell

    • @thirsty1629
      @thirsty1629 3 года назад +6

      Can’t relate, I use cockatrice.

    • @FlawlessRythym
      @FlawlessRythym 3 года назад +5

      That was my favorite part. 😂

  • @ericd1022
    @ericd1022 3 года назад +2320

    When he said “I’m in debt” everyone felt that

    • @Earthboundmike
      @Earthboundmike 3 года назад +34

      That killed me almost.

    • @lofi_classical
      @lofi_classical 3 года назад +29

      Right in the wallet

    • @IncrediPaulAZ
      @IncrediPaulAZ 3 года назад +14

      Best line lol

    • @bigdaddyscomics6212
      @bigdaddyscomics6212 3 года назад +22

      Why are you filing bankruptcy the judge asked and the reply was because wizard of Coast puts out a new set every two months

    • @The-Anomalous
      @The-Anomalous 3 года назад +2

      Woof

  • @TheCommandersQuarters
    @TheCommandersQuarters 3 года назад +3176

    You sure you played everything Remy? How about Chair Tribal?

    • @C00kiesAplenty
      @C00kiesAplenty 3 года назад +136

      The Chris Hansen special

    • @winando12
      @winando12 3 года назад +91

      You forgeting the real question... How about mittens tribal???

    • @freireisender2
      @freireisender2 3 года назад +21

      @@winando12 How about commander ironman?

    • @zacharyahearn3639
      @zacharyahearn3639 3 года назад +9

      Good point Mitch

    • @bowenarrowesquire9994
      @bowenarrowesquire9994 3 года назад +55

      He did say he played every tribe, I think mittens and chairs are an official tribe

  • @benjamin_burke
    @benjamin_burke Год назад +526

    Explaining every deck:
    Birthing Pod - this was a Modern Deck before the eponymous card was banned. The principle way it would win would be through a combination of Melira, Sylvok Outcast that prevents creatures from getting counters, and a creature with Persist like Murderous Redcap or Kitchen Finks. With a sac outlet, they go infinite.
    Burn - uses cards that deal direct damage to your opponent. Lava Spike, Chain Lightning, and Lightning Bolt are some of the more-recognized cards from it.
    Bogles - Name for Slippery Bogle, the deck plays creatures with Hexproof and suits them up with enchantments like Rancor, Ethereal Armor, and Daybreak Coronet
    Turbo Fog - Uses cards called Fogs (named for the card Fog, but includes stuff like Moment's Peace, Holy Day, or Darkness) to prevent opponents from winning through tradition combat damage
    Turns - A deck that takes extra turns with effects like Temporal Mastery and Walk the Aeons.
    Goblins - A deck that plays a lot of goblins, and wins by going wide or by using tricks like Goblin Grenade
    Death and Taxes - a family of decks that focus on controlling the board and taxing opponents using effects like Rishadan Port, Thalia, Guardian of Thraben, or Phyrexians Revoker
    Boros, Rakdos, Orzhov, Gruul, Simic, Izzet - these are the "guilds of Ravnica", or two-color pairings. Boros is red-white, Rakdos is red-black, Orzhov is black-white, Gruul is red-green, Simic is blue-green, and Izzet is blue-red. They can refer to any number of decks within those color combinations.
    Grixis - this is a "shard of Alara", or three-color pairing. Grixis is blue-black-red. Again, there can be all kinds of playstyles in that color framework.
    Infect - This is a keyword from New Phyrexia. Using it, you could kill your opponent by dealing 10 damage instead of 20, so players use a small creature like Glistener Elf and pump spells like Groundswell, Might of Old Krosa, and Mutagenic Growth to quickly kill the opponent. There are other Infect decks that behave more slowly, but this was the common one in Modern.
    Slivers - A creature type where each creature gives benefits to all the others, leading to board states that can quickly go out-of-control.
    Zombies - a deck using many creature cards that are zombies, along with Lords or other "pay-off" cards, cards that give bonuses for playing zombies. Gravecrawler is a mainstay in the decks.
    Miracles - uses cards with the Miracle mechanic from Avacyn Restored. In Legacy, it's often used with Sensei's Divining Top and Counterbalance. Entreat the Angels is a big finisher for the decks.
    Fish - refers to Merfolk tribal, or playing creature cards that are Merfolk. Lord of Atlantis and other Merfolk Lords are common cards
    Blitz - Is a general term for decks that try to kill the opponent quickly, but also the name of a mechanic in New Capenna
    Spirits - refers to Spirits tribal, or playing creature cards that are spirits. Currently, Mausoleum Wanderer and Supreme Phantom are mainstays in the Pioneer deck, but Lingering Souls has traditionally been very important to it.
    Mardu Vehicles - a dominant standard deck in its era, the deck used Vehicles like Smuggler's Copter and Heart of Kiran with fast creatures like Scrapheap Scrounger and Bomat Courier.
    Aladdin's Ring - a very bad card, so bad that to say that you've played it is impressive. If you've played this junk, you must have played everything!
    Legion's Landing - an enchantment that sees niche play in White Weenie, decks that use a lot of small white creatures.
    4-Post, 8-Post, 12-Post - These refer to Cloudpost. In the original iteration, it only had the card Cloudpost, but as you could double them with cards like Vesuva and Glimmerpost later came out, you could have a lot of mana - nine mana with three lands, sixteen mana with four lands, etc. The count of post refers to how many Locuses you have in your deck (e.g. 4 Cloudpost + 4 Glimmerpost + 4 Vesuva = 12-post).
    Hammer Time - this refers to decks with the card Colossus Hammer, which is cheap to get out and you can get around its equip cost with cards like Puresteel Paladin.
    Stone-blade - Refers to decks with the card Stoneforge Mystic, which can get a lot of value from dropping Batterskull or Kaldra, Compleat into play. -blade originally referred to Sword equipment, like Sword of Fire and Ice, but those cards aren't as common in the deck anymore.
    Death-blade - a Legacy deck name for Stonefore Mystic and Deathrite Shaman, a tempo deck that easily pivots between control and aggro, and uses Umezawa's Jitte.
    Mage-blade - a tempo deck that uses smaller creatures for value (Snapcaster Mage, Delver of Secrets), then gives them an equipment (Sword of Feast or Famine) to have a recurring threat.
    Astral Slide - a deck that used the eponymous card and cycling cards to get advantage.
    Midrange - plays cards that are bigger and more expensive than aggro, but not so expensive that they'll get completed stomped by control decks.
    Aggro - short for aggressive, this type of deck uses cheap threats to attack the opponent as quickly as possible, but has difficulty against decks that have bigger creatures than it.
    Draw-go - some decks play completely reactively, mostly using instants to counter the opponents' spells. In such a case, their own turn will look like, "draw for turn, pass turn", leading it to be called draw-go.
    Ante - an old mechanic that is now banned in all formats, ante cards had players remove cards from their decks, and whoever won the match got to keep the cards.
    Mass Polymorph - This deck would play with only one creature in the whole deck, but it could make tokens. When you cast Mass Polymorph on your small token, you're guaranteed to get something big, like Emrakul the Aeons Torn.
    Caw-go - a pun on Draw-go, Caw-go is a draw-go deck that uses Squadron Hawk as its main threat, and can recur it with cards like Mistveil Plains
    Golgari - another of the aforementioned "guilds of Ravnica", Golgari is black-green.
    Scapeshift - this deck uses the spell Scapeshift to sacrifice its lands and get a Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle or two and can immediately deal 18 or so damage to the opponent, winning instantly.
    Maze's End - this deck wins with the card Maze's End. Theoretically.
    Junk - Refers to the color combination of white-black-green. It's short for "good junk", as in "good stuff"
    Every tribe, Humans, Lions, Tigers, Bears - "Tribe" refers to playing cards that share a creature type. Even types that have little-to-no Lords or payoff cards can still get some value with generic cards like Door of Destinies, Vanquisher's Banner, and Coat of Arms. While Humans have a lot of support and even once strong Modern decks, the other three creatures do not - Lions and Tigers aren't real types (they use Cat), and Bears have very little support, but Remy is referencing the Wizard of Oz.
    Kenrith, Returned King - named for Kenrith, the Returned King.
    Marit Lage with Fling - refers to the card Dark Depths, which can be turned into a 20/20 Marit Lage token using Vampire Hexmage or Thespian's Stage. Rather than worrying about attacking, the player can cast the spell Fling to kill their oppponent.

    • @benjamin_burke
      @benjamin_burke Год назад +141

      Landstill - refers to the card Standstill, where you force your opponent to play into Standstill to draw you a bunch of cards, but you can still threaten them with lands like Creeping Tar Pit
      Lands - a deck that combos a bunch of lands together. This could refer to all kinds of combinations
      Mill - you attempt to win the game by putting the opponent's deck into the graveyard with cards like Hedron Crab and Glimpse the Unthinkable.
      Standstill - the aforementioned Standstill card features in this deck.
      Superfriends - refers to a deck with several Planeswalkers. They become the Superfriends, a phrase that refers to an old name for DC superheroes teaming up.
      Phases - Not sure what this is referring to, could be the ability "phasing"
      Krasis - I think this refers to Hydroid Krasis, which served as an uncommon finisher in Standard at the time.
      Stasis - This deck punishes opponents by using the card Stasis. It is notoriously frustrating to play against
      Koth - refers to the Planeswalker Koth. It could be his duel deck, or another deck featuring him
      Pox - refers to the card Pox, or its successor Smallpox. By playing fewer creatures and lands, you came out well ahead of your opponent when you play it.
      Ponza - a red-green deck that focuses on land destruction
      8-rack - Refers to 4 copies of The Rack and 4 copies of Shrieking Affliction. Uses discard cards and kill spells to control the board and kill the opponent with these two cards.
      Temur Delver - Temur means red-green-blue. Delver refers to Delver of Secrets. This deck uses Delver of Secrets and many instants and sorceries in those colors to flip the card.
      Red/Green Monsters - a deck in those colors that casts big creatures
      Maverick - a toolbox deck that uses Green's Sun Zenith to find the perfect creature you need
      Charbelcher - a deck that plays with no lands and wins by activating Goblin Charbelcher
      Solar Flare - a dominant standard deck that was an Esper (white-black-blue) control deck that doubles as a reanimation deck (bringing back a strong card from the graveyard)
      Polar Bears - not sure what he's referring to, but could be a Oyaminartok, Polar Werebear commander deck
      Elves - a dominant tribal deck that casts elf creature spells
      Weenie (white weenie, pink weenie) - refers to decks that use small creatures (often costing 1 or 2 mana) to pressure the opponent. Most commonly seen in white, but also in white-red (pink)
      Merfolk with Morphling - a Merfolk deck that uses the card Morphling
      Staticaster - refers to Izzet Staticaster, a popular sideboard card that dealt with a lot of impactful 1-mana cards in standard at the time, like Spirit tokens from Lingering Souls or Moorland Haunt, Snapcaster Mage, etc.
      Counter-post - If I'm not mistaken, this refers to a control deck from the 90s
      Counter-burn - a blue-red tempo deck that both counters spells and burns threats the opponent does summon
      Counter-top, kitchen table - this refers to Magic you just play with friends in a casual setting
      Show-and-Tell - the eponymous card lets you put an enormous creature into play and attack with it, practically sealing the game right there. Griselbrand and Emrakul, the Aeons Torn are popular targets for the card
      Tooth-and-Nail - if you can Entwine this, you can win the game with a two-card combo
      Tempered Steel - an artifact creature deck that casts Tempered steel to buff their board
      top 8'd - he reached the top 8 in an event (possibly a Grand Prix)
      Twin - Could refer to Splinter Twin, a combo deck where Pestermite or Deceiver Exarch get enchanted with Splinter Twin and go infinite
      Snowko - I'm guessing it's playing Oko, Thief of Crowns in a deck with snow lands
      Loam - a deck that uses Life from the Loam to recur lands
      Burn - already mentioned it
      Golos Stax - Stax refers to effects that cause your opponent to be taxed or sacrifice permanents, named after Smokestack. A Vintage deck plays Golos, Tireless Pilgrim in the Stax deck to keep cards flowing.
      Prison - uses cards to prevent your opponent from attacking you, like Ghostly Prison.
      Co-co - short for Collected Company, many creature-decks make use of the great value instant-speed card.
      Uro - Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath, a powerful card that dominated all formats
      Hogaak - a card that dominated modern, Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis was a graveyard-based deck that kept getting back this enormous beater.
      High Tide - uses the card High Tide to make a ton of mana to combo off
      Sultai - a deck that uses the colors black-green-blue
      All Sky - no clue on this one, maybe all the creatures in the deck have flying?
      Mono Red - a deck that plays only red cards
      Tron - a deck that uses the Urza's Lands (Urza's Mine, Urza's Power Plant, Urza's Tower) to make a lot of mana and win with big colorless cards. Named for "Voltron", a mechanical hero that powers up when assembled, the lands power up when assembled.
      Sligh - refers to Boss Sligh, a pioneer in aggressive red creature-based decks, those decks now carry his name
      Dredgevine - a deck that uses the Dredge mechanic to dump a lot of cards into the graveyard, plays a land to return Bloodghasts, and Vengevines come with them, a pack of difficult-to-stop recurring threats
      I'm in debt - the total cost of all the aforementioned decks is well into the hundreds of thousands of dollars, depending.
      Artifacts I swing - this doesn't refer to any deck, he just means at times he attacks with artifact creatures.
      Hornet Queen - this card has only rarely seen play, but I seem to recall it was a target for Whip of Erebos when both were in standard a while back
      Notably, he's never played Lantern or Second Breakfast, so that's proof enough to me that he has some standards.

    • @axelchannaux7901
      @axelchannaux7901 Год назад +38

      wtf dude

    • @laurelkeeper
      @laurelkeeper Год назад +25

      @@benjamin_burke props for the work on this one. Educational, too!

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar Год назад +16

      @@benjamin_burke Some minor corrections (just 2.5)
      Minor self-edit: (Idk how to cross stuff out.) Just ignore this stuff about "Junk". It's wrong LOL
      Pretty sure "Junk" is a play on words. It originally comes from the shards of alara color scheme of Jund. Turn D into K and you have Junk.
      Artifacts, I swing - Probably refers to the Mirrodin block set where a majority of the cards there were centered around Artifacts and both the Affinity for Artifacts and Modular mechanics, featuring cards like Memnarch, Arcbound Ravager, Darksteel Colossus, Lightning Greaves, Arcbound Worker, Frogmite, etc. and was the origin set of the Artifact Lands, Platinum Angel, Eternal Witness, the Myr creature type, and the Beacons; just to name a few. The meta at the time was to always to play a bunch of Artifacts and swing with Modular creatures who (when killed) would offload their power onto other creatures so you'd always have something to attack with. The deck also ran such namesakes as Cranial Plating (which was reprinted in the final expansion of the block) and Thoughtcast. This era was also when I started playing Magic, so I remember it very well and I have an undying hatred for artifact decks because of this.
      Blitz - is most-likely referring to the New Capenna mechanic because the other description you used is generally taken by the term "aggro" (which you described later). It might also refer to the Chess gamemode in which players take turns during a timed clock which constantly counts down for each player, if either player's time reaches 0, they lose. This is a widely popular gamemode in chess, but widely unpopular in card games so most-likely he's referring to New Capenna.
      All-sky - This is the .5 correction because I'm not too sure either, but it might refer to Yorion, of the Sky who was a moderately new card at the time this video was made (before the ban of Lurrus if I recall correctly). The alternative is it refers to a deck of all "Flying" Creatures, which has been pretty common in many blue decks over the years.

    • @battyrae1398
      @battyrae1398 Год назад +2

      Bless you

  • @GKiernan01
    @GKiernan01 3 года назад +1161

    "Tapped Aladdin's Ring man!"
    He really has played everything if he's been that desperate

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 года назад +26

      My favorite card back in the day. Never once even got to play it against someone that I remember.

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 года назад +16

      What's awesome is that it actually sort of exists in Standard now, if that card is still in standard, it's 8 mana for 4 damage, red/green creature.

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 3 года назад +6

      I mean, at least I'd rather put on Aladdin's Ring than Jandor's Ring.

    • @oORoOFLOo
      @oORoOFLOo 3 года назад +24

      @@njnjhjh8918 alladin's ring is 16 mana for 4 damage, solid ratio.

    • @thomaskauffman250
      @thomaskauffman250 3 года назад +10

      Aladdin's ring is fun to animate. I've killed people with flying carpet so yeah aladdin's ring foil is in a bunch of my edh decks lol.

  • @tmorin22
    @tmorin22 3 года назад +370

    Had watched this twice before realizing he didn't start out in cowboy garb. The gradual change was just one more great note on this whole video.

  • @jonnynice8366
    @jonnynice8366 3 года назад +821

    Imagine playing at this guy's lgs.
    I'd be the worst kind of fanboy. Singing: "I've seen all your vids man, ..."

    • @dcoulter45
      @dcoulter45 3 года назад +56

      I'm just trying to imagine playing at an lgs period these days 😔

    • @jgioeli0
      @jgioeli0 3 года назад +96

      He actually plays at my LGS. Super nice guy.

    • @Sulamanjansulttaani
      @Sulamanjansulttaani 3 года назад +10

      @@jgioeli0 i hope remy gets some, some day, you know what they say about nice guys and then add mtg to that pile, im praying for remy, oh lawd

    • @gorillagrod2033
      @gorillagrod2033 3 года назад +2

      Lmfao best comment

    • @nerdaccount
      @nerdaccount 3 года назад +2

      "The one where your a Jinn, man, then silenced with enchantMIN, man."

  • @Aedi
    @Aedi 3 года назад +612

    Was expecting it to end with something like "So what deck you got?"
    'oh, it's X'
    "huh, haven't played that"

    • @codyhanson1344
      @codyhanson1344 3 года назад +52

      Naw, he's actually too proud of the song to follow it with a punchline.

    • @ibemagnus
      @ibemagnus 3 года назад +13

      Wasn't a skit, no punchline ending xD

    • @Kabitu1
      @Kabitu1 3 года назад +19

      "It's Persistent Petitioners.... and 24 islands"

    • @ryeman7980
      @ryeman7980 3 года назад +2

      5 color good stuff

    • @overfailed3639
      @overfailed3639 2 года назад +3

      "It's Thrassios/Thymna!"
      "Haven't played it, aint gonna"

  • @coreyroberson4550
    @coreyroberson4550 3 года назад +726

    That was great - especially the little tidbits like "Lions, Tigers, Bears -Oh my...," "Lost some friends," and "I'm in debt."
    Still waiting for "Buried Alive" set to "Stayin' Alive" by the Beegees.

    • @wreneaton4736
      @wreneaton4736 3 года назад +5

      That would be incredible

    • @unything2696
      @unything2696 3 года назад +1

      Didn't know that 'draw go' was a strat, yo. Now I played a thing, man.

    • @unything2696
      @unything2696 3 года назад +6

      @@sorin_markov If 'draw go' is a real strat, I didn't play a thing, man. ... ... I didn't play a thing, man. Like the last game, man.

    • @YourPalJamieEllis
      @YourPalJamieEllis 3 года назад +28

      Well you can tell by the way I pass turn 1
      And discard to size my deck's no fun
      Just one black and life loss 8
      To win this game with Reanimate
      And now it's game 2, you're on tilt
      No Relic? Your sideboard's misbuilt
      Cuz you forgot your hate cards
      How can you fight with my graveyard?
      Either I'm Entombin' or else I will be doomin' you with Buried Alive, Buried Alive
      My own hand I'm Thoughtseizin,' the reason: so my demon will be Buried Alive, Buried Alive
      Ahh, ah, ah, ah...etc

    • @coreyroberson4550
      @coreyroberson4550 3 года назад +4

      @@YourPalJamieEllis We need Remy to sing this.

  • @Gardureth
    @Gardureth 3 года назад +80

    I want this song on a playmat, with checkboxes, so i can eventually brag that i also played everything man!

  • @emt0072
    @emt0072 3 года назад +830

    I have a Weird Al level of respect for Remy.

    • @bencouch1178
      @bencouch1178 3 года назад +17

      Except remy is even better cause of how restricted he is. Weird Al can sing about anything, remy is restricted to mtg

    • @donovanloreman
      @donovanloreman 3 года назад +8

      But Remy sings about other things too... He isn't limited to Magic, this is just his Magic channel. His political stuff is even better.

    • @bryannunez5502
      @bryannunez5502 3 года назад +1

      True dat! 😎

    • @bencouch1178
      @bencouch1178 3 года назад +4

      @@donovanloreman I had no idea he had another channel, i need to check it out now.

    • @ElisaW914
      @ElisaW914 3 года назад +1

      @@donovanloreman I also didn't know he has another channel. What is its name?

  • @Mr.StarrordG
    @Mr.StarrordG 10 месяцев назад +42

    tapping alladin's ring is an impressive feat

  • @owenzheng8357
    @owenzheng8357 3 года назад +733

    _”Stasis (Lost some friends)”_
    Lmao relatable

    • @laxrulz7
      @laxrulz7 3 года назад +3

      This one is a little weird because it's a great joke but it's about one of the only oldold formats he mentioned. Unless I missed it, he didn't mention Necro, Trix, Recsur, etc... so I was surprised that this one got in here with a cute (and applicable) joke

    • @dracul4u
      @dracul4u 3 года назад +7

      @@laxrulz7 no necro, or academy, or survival/recur/living death, or opalescence, but i did hear "pebbles"

    • @5corponok
      @5corponok 3 года назад +5

      @@laxrulz7 He did say Counter-Post, the UW Control deck from the 90's.

    • @notme222
      @notme222 3 года назад +8

      @@laxrulz7 "Pink Weenie" is super old. It's White Weenie with a red splash off Plateaus and a Mox Ruby so you can cast Lightning Bolt and Wheel of Fortune.
      Also if he was playing for ante, that probably wasn't too recent either.

    • @swy334
      @swy334 3 года назад

      And rhyming super friends with lost friends

  • @DrakeLord213
    @DrakeLord213 3 года назад +95

    Yo, Remy, real talk for a sec. I unironically find myself re-watching all your musical videos at least once a week. You're legitimately good at singing, and the MTG memes are just nerdy icing. You deserve all the subs man, hope you keep seeing growth like you deserve!

  • @mtgkenny8353
    @mtgkenny8353 3 года назад +1213

    Great... another player who uses Electrostatic Pummeler 69 energy combo deck FML.

    • @TheRetroCat1
      @TheRetroCat1 3 года назад +36

      Yeah I can’t believe there’s more than just Remy playing that cancerous deck. Feel bad for you Kenny if this ends up being meta.

    • @combatinstinctisthebestgam2657
      @combatinstinctisthebestgam2657 3 года назад +41

      Damn Kenny. You're a Warrior. I mean, it's not everyday you take 8675309 damage in the face. Respect mah brother.

    • @Smorehead13
      @Smorehead13 3 года назад +8

      Dont be mean to meeeeee

    • @mr.yekoyekills6575
      @mr.yekoyekills6575 3 года назад +5

      Fling

    • @Dracomandriuthus
      @Dracomandriuthus 3 года назад +2

      Ah, but have you played Mirror Exile?

  • @justmagicmostly
    @justmagicmostly 3 года назад +19

    Wow this is really good. That's a very decent Johnny Cash impression and the lyrics to this song were as thoughtfully crafted as any long-winded George Carlin rant.

  • @only1sn1not1taken
    @only1sn1not1taken 3 года назад +395

    I was waiting for at the end for the non singer to be like, "It's _____deck" and the then singer has a puzzled look on his face. "Oh...that I haven't played".

    • @houssemsama1535
      @houssemsama1535 3 года назад +9

      same XD

    • @endermeap6488
      @endermeap6488 3 года назад +6

      Should’ve been Bogles, judging from previous videos

    • @BlaineTog
      @BlaineTog 3 года назад +16

      "Chair tribal..."
      "I've played that!"
      "... competetive."
      "..."

    • @josephfishman9825
      @josephfishman9825 3 года назад +21

      @@houssemsama1535 mono-white door to nothingness

    • @Cory-G-chan
      @Cory-G-chan 3 года назад +5

      Seriously would have been perfect. Maybe in the director's cut

  • @plasmakitten4261
    @plasmakitten4261 3 года назад +16

    Love how he went through like 30 different Standards and also every other format

  • @iambensummers
    @iambensummers 3 года назад +472

    This is way better than it has any right to be.

    • @FurnishedIgloo
      @FurnishedIgloo 3 года назад +3

      Such a fucking stupid saying, what doesn’t have the right to be good

    • @hubhub1254
      @hubhub1254 2 месяца назад

      😂

  • @SharinganMan
    @SharinganMan 3 года назад +13

    One of the things I love about this video is that it keeps cutting to the other guy, keeping him in the spotlight, as if he's going to have another beat at some point, another line or something. But nope he's just a vestigial character who still gets screentime

  • @soysim7636
    @soysim7636 3 года назад +120

    Every mtg youtuber trying to figure out what decks havent been made yet while also trying to progress in the ladder

    • @laxrulz7
      @laxrulz7 3 года назад

      Most of the really classic decks aren't mentioned (Necro, Trix, RecSur, ErnhamGeddon). He does mention Stasis (though we called it TurboStasis back then) and Slivers (which was counterslivers). He did hit most of the more modern era highlights (everything Odyssey and newer) except for Affinity which is a weird omission that I assume he just couldn't figure out a way to get it in.

    • @Ishsa
      @Ishsa 3 года назад +13

      @@laxrulz7 He did mention "artifacts I swing", which I heard as Affinity. He did miss a few though :)

    • @RobertJW
      @RobertJW 2 года назад

      ​@@Ishsa Affinity in older formats and a slight nod to the Ensoul Artifact deck in Standard as well?

  • @stephaniebittner9388
    @stephaniebittner9388 2 года назад +18

    Singing, guitar, magic, music mixing, video editing, song writing
    Remy does everything, man

  • @PaulGaither
    @PaulGaither 3 года назад +123

    Remy Cash:
    I walk the Leyline
    Ghostly Prison blues
    Sol Ring of Fire
    The Legend of Borgardan's Hammer
    Don't Take Your Jund to Town
    The list goes on.

    • @Porkchopnchief
      @Porkchopnchief 3 года назад +9

      We need more Remy Cash

    • @Huayro
      @Huayro 3 года назад +2

      Whats the Name of the Original?

    • @camcarb3
      @camcarb3 3 года назад +1

      Ghostly Prison Blues for sure!

    • @macadoo1588
      @macadoo1588 3 года назад +4

      I would buy that album!

    • @mikeciul8599
      @mikeciul8599 3 года назад +3

      His voice is amazing!

  • @jongibson4766
    @jongibson4766 3 года назад +14

    I unironically love the ever-living-shit out of this song. Not even just as a humorous parody... like this is just my jam in general.
    This is my new favorite RUclips channel hands down

  • @FolloweroftheBlind
    @FolloweroftheBlind 3 года назад +134

    The greatest parody on the channel yet.

    • @bencouch1178
      @bencouch1178 3 года назад +2

      I think my favorite was 8675309. It doesnt help that i dont know what this song is based on.

    • @asrieldreemurr1988
      @asrieldreemurr1988 3 года назад

      @@bencouch1178 yeah I like that one the most too

    • @nyeakz
      @nyeakz 3 года назад +1

      what song is this?

    • @drewwilson9086
      @drewwilson9086 3 года назад +2

      @@nyeakz I've Been Everywhere by Johnny Cash

    • @nyeakz
      @nyeakz 3 года назад +1

      @@drewwilson9086 thank you

  • @Epyon1201
    @Epyon1201 Год назад +3

    Of all your content I declare this the best.

  • @obijam78
    @obijam78 3 года назад +286

    Can we all agree that Remy is one of the best things about magic? You rock man.

  • @rustyshackleford2950
    @rustyshackleford2950 3 года назад +12

    I don't know how you are as a magic player, but you are remarkably clever as a song writer and a fantastic magic fan.

  • @AricHaldan0782
    @AricHaldan0782 3 года назад +41

    I love those little commentaries between all the decks !
    1:12 Stasis (lost some friends)
    1:48 I'm in debt
    They really push these song parodies to a whole new level

  • @1mrtalkalot
    @1mrtalkalot 3 года назад +11

    i'm convinced that remy could preform as a regular musician and succeed. without a doubt. love your voice

  • @Torsav
    @Torsav 3 года назад +42

    Genius as always. I don't know how you do this, Remy. I just know that you're creating some of the best magic related content on youtube. Thank you.

  • @TraeKryzer
    @TraeKryzer 2 года назад +3

    I've seen this video like 5 times, how did I only just now notice he changes shirts in the first 5 seconds?

  • @a.velderrain8849
    @a.velderrain8849 3 года назад +130

    Damn, he even played for Ante. He really has played everything.

    • @Dr.Quarex
      @Dr.Quarex 2 года назад +8

      I remember the one time we played for ante and it was probably about the last time we played given how angry it made the guy who lost his new Runesword (the Dark). How that was ever part of the rules is beyond me, haha.

    • @kenellis1518
      @kenellis1518 Год назад +4

      @@Dr.Quarex i assume because the creators originally thought the cards would be functionally worthless, and the kids playing it wouldn't care, or be set back much, if they lost a 2 cent card

    • @scottdebrestian9875
      @scottdebrestian9875 8 месяцев назад

      @@Dr.Quarex People gamble with real money all the time, and seem to enjoy it, even more than making a bet just for bragging rights.

  • @davidhowell1415
    @davidhowell1415 6 месяцев назад +5

    The lost some friends line after saying stasis. Brought back memories I had repressed for 23 years
    Now I can’t talk to Ben again for a few weeks

  • @ryanbarham8464
    @ryanbarham8464 3 года назад +116

    "Okay, but this is a Banding deck..."

  • @sprEEEzy
    @sprEEEzy Год назад +1

    I'm crying 🤣

  • @BomberMan81
    @BomberMan81 3 года назад +611

    You know what I love about Remy? He never asks me to “like click and subscribe” he also never tells me to “click that little bell to receive notifications”. He knows I do all that because I love what he creates.

    • @Fausto_4841
      @Fausto_4841 3 года назад +6

      bro, even sammy the bull is saying that these days. what a world huh?

    • @liveloveafterlife4308
      @liveloveafterlife4308 3 года назад +5

      I agree he already knows I'm subscribed and liking all his awesome videos I don't know what I love more his music or elite vanguard skits

    • @tiffcashen7086
      @tiffcashen7086 3 года назад +5

      Me too. We aren't 2... Lol we know how the you tube world works.

    • @Senriam
      @Senriam 2 года назад +9

      And that’s why his videos get 200k+ and he still only had 87k subs. He really should urge people to like and subscribe. There’s nothing wrong with doing so.

  • @TDMicrodork
    @TDMicrodork 3 года назад +1

    Hes plays pdh, edh,tiny leader old school, pauper, momer basic, planecase, standard, extended, pioneer, frointer, modern, legacy, antiqities. Hes played everything

  • @SilverSeeker
    @SilverSeeker 3 года назад +39

    "I'm in debt" ROFL I lost it there.

  • @themostokayesthomecook1422
    @themostokayesthomecook1422 2 года назад +5

    After 24 years of playing MTG I feel this video deeply lol. Some of the decks he mentioned took me way back!

  • @HorizonVertigo
    @HorizonVertigo 3 года назад +125

    I was just talking to a friend about Stompin Tom a couple of days ago. I think a Tragically Hip parody next would be awesome!

    • @MrTheWanz
      @MrTheWanz 3 года назад +3

      The Tragically Hip....a true Canadian treasure

    • @RockThisCrib
      @RockThisCrib 3 года назад +5

      If there's a deck that everyone remembers, it was affinity back in ol 2002, we all played the Pest and we all turned 'em sideways, and all i remember is hitting for 22.

    • @darryll4049
      @darryll4049 3 года назад +1

      Please do a tragicly hip cover ..so many to choose from

    • @HorizonVertigo
      @HorizonVertigo 3 года назад

      @@MrTheWanz The Hip are my generations Stompin Tom, respect to both.

    • @rooster5man
      @rooster5man 3 года назад +1

      I just learned about Bud the Spud the other day, the Canadian version of Johnny Cash's A Boy Named Sue

  • @RichardFoxx
    @RichardFoxx Год назад +5

    If I got a dollar every time I watched your videos, I could probably afford all the decks listed in this song.
    You, sir, are a treasure to the MTG community.

  • @alexanderdnieves5286
    @alexanderdnieves5286 3 года назад +35

    Raises hand "but have ---"
    *IVE PLAYED EVERYTHING MAN*

  • @KyleThePerson781
    @KyleThePerson781 3 года назад +7

    You should definitely do a parody of safety dance about using a counter deck or something

  • @carannar
    @carannar 3 года назад +29

    Well, time the rewatch the whole playlist again.

  • @crook5
    @crook5 3 года назад +4

    "Marit lage with fling, man."
    Ferb, I know what we are doing today!

  • @jpecoraro12
    @jpecoraro12 3 года назад +148

    "Im in debt" That killed me

  • @quillquickcard8824
    @quillquickcard8824 4 месяца назад +1

    I didn't hear Bazaar Thief! (you gain control of an opponent's creature with an "until end of turn" effect. Then you use Bazaar Trader and target that creature and yourself giving yourself permanent control over that creature. It's hilarious. Recommend pairing with Dominus of Fealty.

  • @kovala
    @kovala 3 года назад +25

    231 likes to 0 dislikes seems like the proper ratio for this gem.

    • @MTGNetDecker
      @MTGNetDecker 3 года назад

      14 people clearly haven't played everything

    • @kovala
      @kovala 3 года назад

      @@MTGNetDecker They probably strictly play Land Destruction. Freakin' Timmies.

  • @Taphosthewarlock
    @Taphosthewarlock 2 года назад +8

    This is still the shining jewel atop the crown of your parodies. Solid gold.

  • @unibyte5175
    @unibyte5175 3 года назад +15

    I'm starting to get really spoiled with the amount of cleverness you pack into these parodies

  • @JMFCEee
    @JMFCEee 2 года назад +5

    gobiln charbelcher was my favorite card back in the day, i remember going to small tournaments in my hometown in eastern germany as a 13 year old and beating much more experienced players with it just randomly :D I really really love your content!

  • @jonbetts8473
    @jonbetts8473 3 года назад +11

    Finally a patter song about magic decks to the tune of I've Been Everywhere. Didn't know the world was missing this until it existed!

  • @timoertelt934
    @timoertelt934 3 месяца назад +1

    Sry Remy, but you havent played everything because "Omo, Queen of Vesuva" is everything xD

  • @PM-ut6sy
    @PM-ut6sy 3 года назад +8

    Fantastic as usual!
    Not even variety guy would touch Storm though 😄 (I am a Storm player myself btw)

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 Год назад +1

    "I'm in debt."
    Who knew, the greatest weapon to fell humanity;
    was going to be a dozen small cardboard chips, used to play a card game...

  • @Thomas-vn6cr
    @Thomas-vn6cr 3 года назад +10

    Thank goodness for the subtitles (not to say you're unclear, just a lot to take in :D)

  • @Silverpicker
    @Silverpicker 3 года назад

    I love this! This might be your best on yet!

  • @minscandboo9749
    @minscandboo9749 3 года назад +22

    Video footage of all decks in action or it didn’t happen

  • @jojotheswede8444
    @jojotheswede8444 Год назад +2

    i once played a new deck everyday for three weeks, it was crazy

  • @ttqwota
    @ttqwota 3 года назад +24

    the parody's one thing, but remy's singing level is another thing

  • @Numdenu
    @Numdenu 2 года назад +1

    He says he's played everything, but he left Dimir off his list. Then again, Dimir doesn't really exist does it. ;)

  • @nefashu44
    @nefashu44 3 года назад +9

    might genuinely, no exaggeration, be the most clever and funniest bit of magic related media I've experienced

    • @Dasein23
      @Dasein23 3 года назад

      yeah it pretty much is

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
    @Solrex_the_Sun_King 3 года назад +1

    Didn’t mention Oathbreaker or Prismatic or Draft, or prerelease... or two headed giant, did he say infect?

  • @semi-decent1844
    @semi-decent1844 3 года назад +19

    My favorite thing about your videos is that you can literally see the pure joy on your face that you get from making these videos. Like even you can't help but pull this giant smile in the middle of the songs it's amazing.

    • @Dasein23
      @Dasein23 3 года назад +1

      yep that's what makes it so good. he's not criticizing (or idolozing) magic, he's just having fun. Which makes it so good.

  • @erickcordova511
    @erickcordova511 3 года назад +1

    Just waiting for a reference from Ad Nauseam deck from Modern 😔. Great job btw Remy!!

  • @zaratrustamaster
    @zaratrustamaster 3 года назад +98

    I was imagining that in the end the deck guy would show his deck - some weird ass shit like eggs or manaless dredge - that would leave mr cowboy confused, despite having played 'everything'

  • @PastorKCLiu
    @PastorKCLiu Год назад +1

    i love the KAREOKE vibe here! M30 in Vegas should play your video and sing along

  • @ZeroDividesByYOU
    @ZeroDividesByYOU 3 года назад +25

    Stasis (lost some friends)....
    Hmmmmm. Nah, those decks are FUN!

    • @ohlookaflower.5961
      @ohlookaflower.5961 3 года назад +2

      As a stasis player I completely agree!

    • @kherubim1
      @kherubim1 3 года назад

      I hated playing against Stasis back in the day.😣

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 3 года назад

      If it was good enough for Dr. Garfield, it's good enough for me.

  • @CodeByGozzo
    @CodeByGozzo 3 года назад +9

    That Wizard of Oz reference was so smooth ❤️❤️ love it

  • @alexvthooft
    @alexvthooft 3 года назад +1

    Edit: I’ve been everywhere - Johnny Cash
    Does anyone know what song this is based on? Or is this an original?

  • @ethanjaspers8580
    @ethanjaspers8580 3 года назад +14

    "I'm in debt."
    That line had me rolling over in laughter.

  • @brianatwell5716
    @brianatwell5716 3 года назад +11

    As someone who has played since 1994, I felt this

  • @DraconicWF
    @DraconicWF 3 года назад +1

    Even every commander deck? He must have been playing since alpha cuz GEEZ.

  • @FabioRambaudi
    @FabioRambaudi 3 года назад +8

    Amazing, as usual... country magic! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericarikaliean172
    @ericarikaliean172 Год назад +2

    Love the fact that I've seen this vid many times tho I just saw the deck boxes being thrown at Remy instead of beer bottles 😂😂😂😂

  • @dif4797
    @dif4797 3 года назад +14

    He even played Jund-Yorion

    • @luna6315
      @luna6315 3 года назад

      dont forget temur burn bc oko

  • @thegamesninja3119
    @thegamesninja3119 Год назад +2

    That one time Remy played NetRunner cards in a Commander match was wild. Not as wild when a Keyforge deck came out in a Frontier match though.

  • @budzn
    @budzn 3 года назад +8

    Damn, Remy. I usually never comment but I gotta say: I love your content. You make me smile

  • @ThereIsAnExtension2UndoHandles
    @ThereIsAnExtension2UndoHandles Год назад +1

    "We can add "Mono-Goat Fog" now"
    - some comment I stole from Cardmarket's Commander video starring Remy

  • @pottskillgrim
    @pottskillgrim 3 года назад +8

    A new song, hell yeah! Thank you Remy

  • @Nigrantis
    @Nigrantis 2 года назад +2

    I'm now certain Remy's best genre is country.

  • @benmolay4836
    @benmolay4836 3 года назад +9

    I love how the not Johhny Cash slowly gets more into it as the song goes on.

  • @basabromander2778
    @basabromander2778 3 года назад +1

    Ahhh, but have you played everything AGAINST everything?

  • @GabrielRibeiro-eg3bw
    @GabrielRibeiro-eg3bw 3 года назад +18

    Remy is the greatest thing to have ever happened to Magic.
    I was just hoping Tron wouldn't be mentioned so one could go "How about Tron?"
    Wow

  • @bloodfuneral2
    @bloodfuneral2 3 года назад +1

    Did he say gates...i don't think he did... HE"S LYING TO US

  • @Serouzo
    @Serouzo 3 года назад +42

    We learned through this video that Remy owns a guitar, yet does not know how to actually play it

    • @patrickseelye1485
      @patrickseelye1485 3 года назад +2

      Same is true of the Stacy's Mom video

    • @NeophilusSubcult
      @NeophilusSubcult 3 года назад +2

      But he played it. So still the message of this video checks out

  • @christianwendt7852
    @christianwendt7852 Год назад +1

    Just felt the need to comment, since I already upvoted a year ago, and still had to watch the video again 👍

  • @doombot2405
    @doombot2405 3 года назад +4

    Yes yes yes! Comedy genius, man

  • @justinisorange
    @justinisorange 3 года назад +2

    I would love to see remy collab with weird al

  • @raleighpentecost7684
    @raleighpentecost7684 3 года назад +4

    You even played the other guy by taking his backpack at 1:35, glad you returned it back to him.

  • @blizz2748
    @blizz2748 Год назад +1

    Nope. Blue eldrazi vehicles. Use small eldrazi to crew vehicles the big eldrazi ride

  • @nharviala
    @nharviala 3 года назад +7

    New Remy? Today's gonna be a good day.

  • @PastorKCLiu
    @PastorKCLiu Год назад +1

    one day, just one day, my son and i will cover your songs, and pay tribute to the greatest Magic parody man of all time, the GOAT!

  • @steventhrasher3608
    @steventhrasher3608 3 года назад +4

    This might be your best song yet.

  • @superstandardman
    @superstandardman 3 года назад +1

    Everyone at one point in their MTG career sinks so low they play land destruction.

  • @BW-CZ
    @BW-CZ 3 года назад +6

    Missing my favorite Madness, but then again, this probably qualifies.

    • @Janshevik
      @Janshevik 3 года назад

      haha Madness was also my favourite

  • @robertmcnear8345
    @robertmcnear8345 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm always disappointed when I can't figure out the base song, but now I really wanna know because I think I've heard it before. So someone please tell me. 🙏

  • @CrayonShed
    @CrayonShed 3 года назад +5

    I love how the other guy progresses throughout the song from just listening to just really jamming with the song.

  • @GreyOrb
    @GreyOrb 3 года назад +1

    The inspiration that this gave me just wasted two hours of my day.
    So anyway, to the tune of "We didn't start the fire:
    Hymn to Tourach, Cursed Scroll, Time Vault, Dream Halls
    Thawing Glaciers, Gaea's cradle, Serendib Efreet
    Juggernaut, Hypnotic Specter, Braingeyser, Fluctuator
    Mystic Tutor, Demonic Tutor, Recurring Nightmare
    Lin Sivvi, H-Druid, Frantic Search, Ancient Tomb
    Entomb, Lions Eye, and burning Wish flew too high
    Necropotence, Earthcraft, Yawgmoth will & Bargain
    Consultation, Fact or Fiction, Dark Ritual, goodbye
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    They were always plenty, since we played with ante
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    No, he didn't brake it, we just came to hate it
    Metalworker, Ravager, robot standard is in fault
    Vault of Whispers, Tree of Tales, Disciple of the Vault
    Aether Vial, Skullclamp, Furnace and Ancient Den
    Survival of the fittest, Sensei's Divining Top
    JMT, Stoneforge, (Except in that specific deck)
    Wild Nacatl, Seething Song, Deathrite Shaman, Birthing Pod
    Bloodbraid, Eye Of Ugin, Splinter Twin, Summer Bloom
    Dig Through Time, Treasure Cruise, Trouble in the mana cost
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    They were always plenty, since we played with ante
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    No, he didn't brake it, we just came to hate it
    Second Sunrise, Emrakul, Aetherworks, Marvel
    Felidar, Guardian, (Two days late) and KCI
    Ferocidon, Attune with Aether, Golgari Grave Troll
    Looter Scooter, Hogaak, and Once Upon a Time
    Rogue Refiner, Oko, Veil Of Summer mania
    Faithless looting, bravo, finally's a no-go
    You too, will see, that they had eventually
    Ban cards for more than a quarter of a century!
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    They were always plenty, since we played with ante
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    No, he didn't brake it, we just came to hate it
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    They were always plenty, since we played with ante
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    No, he didn't brake it, we just came to hate it
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    They were always plenty, since we played with ante
    Verhey didn't start the banning
    No, he didn't brake it, we just came to hate it