Obsessive Boyfriends Are SO Romantic!

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  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 5 лет назад +6926

    "Ya know.. it's funny. When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags... just look like flags."
    Wanda - Bojack Horseman.

    • @N3rdZon3
      @N3rdZon3 5 лет назад +81

      I love you for that Bojack Quote!

    • @minggong4767
      @minggong4767 5 лет назад +6

      she sounds like Phoebe from friends

    • @scarletteyre5086
      @scarletteyre5086 4 года назад +8

      I love that show!

    • @RainbowQuartz2.0
      @RainbowQuartz2.0 4 года назад +2

      I love Bojack horseman.

    • @stimcc9890
      @stimcc9890 4 года назад +1

      I use that quote a lot because it really applies to me

  • @evantywelwyn6443
    @evantywelwyn6443 5 лет назад +10184

    I think the saddest part is that there are women and men who actually believe this is romantic or sexy.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 5 лет назад +285

      Blame that on female-targeting medias like romcom.

    • @trev1213
      @trev1213 5 лет назад +7

      EvantyWelwyn 420 likes

    • @bmax99
      @bmax99 5 лет назад +94

      I mean, as long as both parties consent to such behavior and neither is harming or belittling the other, then it's fine.

    • @gucciprincess619
      @gucciprincess619 5 лет назад +200

      bmax99 It’s still kinda controlling if it’s obsessive

    • @nadohawk
      @nadohawk 5 лет назад +42

      Nihil Ego Dude. Romantic comedies paint these guys as the evil fiancé that the protagonist always ends up leaving

  • @vjapple3083
    @vjapple3083 5 лет назад +6307

    The real horror is that some people are actually like this

    • @fredfour0
      @fredfour0 5 лет назад +97

      VJ CatGirl the real romance*

    • @Julian-wd8ym
      @Julian-wd8ym 5 лет назад +5

      @@fredfour0 haha xD

    • @stevenshar1233
      @stevenshar1233 5 лет назад +97

      I have a friend whose in this type of relationship and it's bad when it happens to someone you know. But hay, it's free will.

    • @ramrot666
      @ramrot666 5 лет назад +9

      yep. And worse.

    • @scammecrusher
      @scammecrusher 5 лет назад +4

      Yup

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 5 лет назад +5347

    I love the continuing joke of women eating salads and laughing

    • @MadDunhill
      @MadDunhill 4 года назад +206

      the best part is they are never actually eating the salads

    • @owenwilliams8734
      @owenwilliams8734 4 года назад +13

      This needs just one more like to make it to 420

    • @vietanhtran6431
      @vietanhtran6431 4 года назад +3

      @@MadDunhill omg yes hahha

    • @berrymarbka4469
      @berrymarbka4469 4 года назад +3

      Salads 🤷

    • @JadedOne420
      @JadedOne420 4 года назад +5

      OH
      _this was about salads_
      *i always miss the point...*

  • @moornnisig
    @moornnisig 5 лет назад +10920

    my boyfriend’s killed my entire family just to have me to himself, so cute!!!!!!!!!

    • @yamiryuu
      @yamiryuu 5 лет назад +348

      OMG!!! That's sooo passionate !!!

    • @hmkhgx8068
      @hmkhgx8068 5 лет назад +260

      Did he also kill you so no one else could have you.

    • @WaltzingWhales4
      @WaltzingWhales4 5 лет назад +233

      My boyfriend murdered my neighbor’s dog cause it growled at me, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!

    • @sunflowerriap656
      @sunflowerriap656 5 лет назад +115

      Actually that's a real case happend in my area when i was in 7th grade. A man broke into his ex house and killed all her family members, yah, including her too (6 people, her parents, cousins, even a 14 years old kid), the only person survive is her little sister (2yrs old at that time)... So when i read your comment, it made my skin crawl

    • @jakeryan4680
      @jakeryan4680 5 лет назад +9

      your comments funnier then then the actual video, now granted thats not saying much since the video was shite, but congrats anyway

  • @foibsdoesthings
    @foibsdoesthings 5 лет назад +3336

    He threatened to kill me so he can keep the body for himself
    *SO R OM A NT I C*

    • @princessmia66
      @princessmia66 5 лет назад +20

      Phoebus Idratato That is *SO* romantic!!!! If only my guy said stuff like that!

    • @theocean1973
      @theocean1973 4 года назад +11

      Oh my gawww, so romantaaahhhccc!

    • @JadedOne420
      @JadedOne420 4 года назад +3

      *i hope i become flowers*

  • @pureicefire
    @pureicefire 5 лет назад +4984

    Insane boyfriend: *holds up fake rooster* WHO IS THIS?!?

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 5 лет назад +29

      I have realized this right now. xD

    • @aightinteresting2729
      @aightinteresting2729 5 лет назад +42

      -blind girlfriend: oh he’s my sugar daddy

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 5 лет назад

      @@nieznajomy4398 realized what?

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 5 лет назад +3

      OneRichMofo realized he held a fake rooster

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 5 лет назад +3

      I choked on my soda the moment I saw that, it was so good.

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 5 лет назад +3821

    _3 women eating salads while laughing in a soft white-lit room._
    *When did CollegeHumor start making Stock photos?*

    • @Willaminaaa1
      @Willaminaaa1 5 лет назад +16

      Is not the first video... Whatch "Birth Control Methods Keep Getting Weirder
      "

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 лет назад +11

      @@Willaminaaa1 In that one, it seemed like it was part of the joke, in this one, it seems accidental. Unless, they just spent the prop budget on fake salad and they're trying to justify the costs. Sorta like what they did with the Voltron videos. Actually, this video is just like the Birth Control video.

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 5 лет назад +18

      Not 3 white women. Not Stock photos material.

    • @MrSmitheroons
      @MrSmitheroons 5 лет назад +25

      @Helgali women laughing with salads transcends race.

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 лет назад +11

      @@HelgaCavoli I just googled "Salad Stock Photo" and both the 2nd & 3rd pictures had different Asian people. If anything, it's not that diverse stock photos don't exist, it's that people only -cast- use the white ones. (and they're all of light-skinned people, so there's that).

  • @Greenkitten45
    @Greenkitten45 5 лет назад +2508

    *Friend:* "We have a total Joker x Harley dynamic, it's so great!"
    *Me: R U N B I T C H R U N*

    • @fahmidad.3616
      @fahmidad.3616 4 года назад +22

      dashi run run run

    • @JadedOne420
      @JadedOne420 4 года назад +7

      xD xD xD xD xD
      me: *ded*

    • @chickennuggets1990
      @chickennuggets1990 4 года назад +34

      Yeah, because it's always better to have a Batman-Joker dynamic.

    • @zera3947
      @zera3947 4 года назад +3

      Is that a fucking scary movie 1 reference?

    • @markwhitney3746
      @markwhitney3746 4 года назад +18

      GreenCookieWolf or a Harley-Poison Ivy dynamic

  • @perfectway76
    @perfectway76 5 лет назад +2046

    This obviously is satire, but it was almost too scary and disturbing at times!

    • @micahguillemette3344
      @micahguillemette3344 4 года назад +65

      They say there is a very thin line between humor and horror. This video might have crossed it a few times...

    • @Suchwerewolf
      @Suchwerewolf 2 года назад +7

      This stuff happens all the time. That’s just one example of numerous friends who I’ve seen and heard giving in to their boyfriends abusive demands like sharing all passwords, tracking every move, dressing how the boyfriend wants etc

  • @sinnamonroll2780
    @sinnamonroll2780 5 лет назад +4817

    Are these the girls that think Joker and Harley are relationship goals?

    • @grayinu9951
      @grayinu9951 5 лет назад +186

      Oh goodness if you think Joker and Harley is bad look up Sangwoo and Yoonbum now that is some messed up relationship goals, oof poor Bummie.

    • @SM-dt3xo
      @SM-dt3xo 5 лет назад +48

      @@grayinu9951 sang who? Whose bum?

    • @laurelblack8965
      @laurelblack8965 5 лет назад +122

      @@SM-dt3xo It's this fucked up comic about two guys, one of which is a serial killer, the other is a victim of this serial killer who ends up getting Stolkhom Syndromed. Romantic? Debatable. But it's really good.

    • @muchiemon
      @muchiemon 5 лет назад +42

      Laurel Black Wait are you talking about Killing Stalking? (If so I actually plan on reading it soon)

    • @laurelblack8965
      @laurelblack8965 5 лет назад +11

      @@muchiemon Yeah. It's really fucked up, but it's nice. :)

  • @Ben-rz9cf
    @Ben-rz9cf 5 лет назад +3109

    "No he thinks i'm stupid and doesn't want me embarrassing him."
    "You are!!!"
    "I know!!!"
    Ahahaha so true

    • @basaksungur9068
      @basaksungur9068 4 года назад +27

      I think it's also about how these women have very low self-esteem and self respect. The other one calls herself stupid multiple times also.

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 5 лет назад +2426

    This rope that he ties me up with so I won't go anywhere at night is just a symbol of his commitment

    • @0stuff220
      @0stuff220 5 лет назад +53

      bondage.

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 5 лет назад +33

      The love marks they leave are a reminder that youll always be there for each other
      Or at least that youll always be stuck in that bed at night

    • @mikes333
      @mikes333 5 лет назад +67

      Wow, ropes are a sign that he really trusts you. Otherwise he'd use chains.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 5 лет назад +5

      Thats actually pretty hot

  • @keylischmitz
    @keylischmitz 5 лет назад +3701

    This was too real.... for me I wasn’t laughing, I just saw a lot of accuracy. After a while of being manipulated, it’s too easy to be completely blind to seeing this kind of behavior as unacceptable . It becomes normal... it becomes the definition of love. 2 years out of that relationship I’m still healing from a lot of trauma, but I’m finally getting my life back together. If you’re in this kind of relationship I URGE you to get out. Please, there’s way too many people in this world for you to be suffering over 1 person. It’s not love, it’s abuse.

    • @RollerFoxx
      @RollerFoxx 5 лет назад +132

      It made me extremely uncomfortable. I wish they would've made a disclaimer in the outro. I know that really isn't their style because it's comedy but other similar channels have done it with this kind of sketch.

    • @caitlynclark7882
      @caitlynclark7882 5 лет назад +87

      Keyli Schmitz I am so proud of you for getting out! So proud! You are doing so great! It took so much more courage than most people will ever be able to understand for you to recognize what was going on and to get out. Woman to woman, I am so proud of you. I will be praying for you. Keep going, you’re doing great.

    • @sschwarzer96
      @sschwarzer96 5 лет назад +58

      Ikr, I've been in a relationship with a guy for 4 years until I realized that checking ang going trough someones phone and personal belongings and always wanting to know where I am and who I am with isn't normal lol. Like he even suspected my gay best friend just playing gay and not allowing me to sleep over at his house for this reason. I'm really happy now that I've changed and would never let myself be surpressed this way again.

    • @nonaide
      @nonaide 5 лет назад +5

      @@RollerFoxx what do you mean by disclaimer?

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 5 лет назад +6

      WOOSSH!

  • @jadeshelton3181
    @jadeshelton3181 5 лет назад +1020

    Is no one going to talk about them eating ONLY lettuce!??!? No dressing, no veggies, no chicken!! The audacity lmao 😂

    • @KonniWynn
      @KonniWynn 4 года назад +8

      That's... very healthy. I mean. Lettuce is a vegetable

    • @_eko_ill.1779
      @_eko_ill.1779 4 года назад +38

      @@KonniWynn Vegetables are a social construct.

    • @KonniWynn
      @KonniWynn 4 года назад +15

      @@_eko_ill.1779 They're a culinary construct, if you will, yes

    • @MidnightSonnet
      @MidnightSonnet 4 года назад +5

      @@KonniWynn It's healthy, but certainly not balanced. You need a variety of veggies and protein.

    • @RainbowQuartz2.0
      @RainbowQuartz2.0 4 года назад +2

      I love lettuce. It's not that unusual.

  • @CanadianPrepper
    @CanadianPrepper 5 лет назад +5016

    But what would Katie's "you guys are always flirting with me" character have to say about this?

    • @aleztfu
      @aleztfu 5 лет назад +174

      She'd obviously interpret the gaslighting, the stalking and the psychological abuse as meaning the guy's totally into her. As we know, negging works on her a big time. 🤣

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 5 лет назад +45

      She would tell them shes still off the market and despite saying they arent interested her ex will come in and beat them up

    • @OrlandoBustamante15
      @OrlandoBustamante15 5 лет назад

      And her husband

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 5 лет назад +9

      ...and then she'd poop her pants.

    • @notpablo8369
      @notpablo8369 5 лет назад +5

      Booooooooooooois

  • @donobaner6743
    @donobaner6743 5 лет назад +1126

    Aww that’s just adorable I’m so happy for you guys . My boyfriend won’t let me out of the house! I’m so proud of him

    • @ltz888
      @ltz888 5 лет назад +20

      Is your boyfriend R Kelly by any chance?

    • @invalidname.pleasetryagain122
      @invalidname.pleasetryagain122 5 лет назад +9

      OH MY GOD if your boyfriend is R Kelly I would die of excitementtt!!

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 5 лет назад +8

      Relationship goals

    • @laurao.391
      @laurao.391 5 лет назад +5

      Your boyfriend sounds soooo romantic, you're lucky to have him!

    • @nealastrickland3064
      @nealastrickland3064 5 лет назад +1

      Aw, that's so cute!

  • @faith9312
    @faith9312 5 лет назад +1587

    And they said male yanderes wouldn’t make it

    • @twotrees510
      @twotrees510 5 лет назад +3

      Wtf is that?

    • @someonesour
      @someonesour 5 лет назад +10

      Hat in Grand Canyon it’s an anime trope look it up

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 5 лет назад +28

      @@twotrees510 Crazy and aggressively in love people in anime. To the point of potentially killing someone and always threatening people around their beloved. Go watch a few Kubz Scouts Yandere Simulator videos to get the gist. The genre has become pretty popular with memes and what not in the last few years.

    • @systemoverrider4270
      @systemoverrider4270 5 лет назад +4

      Viva the male yanderes, damn

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 лет назад +4

      @@twotrees510 Yan is short for yanyan which is japanese for crazy and dere is short for deredere which means lovely/love/sweet.
      It's basically a person who is so obsessed with his love that he (more commonly she) goes crazy whenever she thinks that her loved one is threatened or somebody might try to steal him/her partner.

  • @karinag9398
    @karinag9398 5 лет назад +860

    My ex tried to convince my friend that I was pregnant so she could trick me into going to his house.
    Unfortunately for him said friend knew I I don’t want kids.
    He tried to pull the “we’re pregnant pls take me back” when *I’m* the one with the uterus.

    • @quasarulas3968
      @quasarulas3968 5 лет назад +3

      the funny part is it's literally just a bowl of lettuce

    • @TaeThei
      @TaeThei 4 года назад +25

      Im confused with your story

    • @thobiem
      @thobiem 4 года назад +25

      That guy was an idiot. Did he seriously think that you wouldn't be able to figure out whats going on with your own body? I am so confused right now

    • @aForkfulOfGold
      @aForkfulOfGold 4 года назад +5

      @Notre Aira
      Could you please not generalize about half of the world's population? Please be better than that. Thank you.

    • @jogennotsuki
      @jogennotsuki 4 года назад +11

      @@aForkfulOfGold It's not generalization if it correctly describes something that has been and continues to be true essentially everywhere around the world and all throughout history. Your hashtag-NotAllMen just comes across as shallow virtue signaling.

  • @portablethunderstorm2478
    @portablethunderstorm2478 5 лет назад +2224

    You guys left out the part where he dictates what you wear so men don't stare at you

    • @lynisalive
      @lynisalive 5 лет назад +374

      That was mentioned. The didn't say "so men don't stare at you" but I heard one mention the boyfriend telling her what to wear

    • @ZuperPhresh
      @ZuperPhresh 5 лет назад +42

      @@lynisalive twas indeed brought up

    • @aminaa5824
      @aminaa5824 5 лет назад +83

      0:31 “he’s always telling me what to wear”

    • @007xoxo
      @007xoxo 5 лет назад +56

      If someone is reading this rn & you need help. National Domestic Violence Hotline can help victims, survivors of domestic violence. Call 1- 800-799-7233.

    • @aminaht5694
      @aminaht5694 5 лет назад +9

      I see girls posting stuff like this on Facebook all of the time (like it’s cute )

  • @zangarootoo
    @zangarootoo 5 лет назад +1722

    the only unrealistic part of this is that they’re all eating salads

    • @shawndiaz7528
      @shawndiaz7528 5 лет назад +111

      They're hardly salads, they're just bowls of lettuce

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 5 лет назад +77

      Their boyfriends probably told them to eat the salads.

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 лет назад +36

      They're 3 women eating salads while laughing in a soft white lit room. Are you saying every stock photo of salad is a lie?

    • @joshriles84
      @joshriles84 5 лет назад +2

      Truth

    • @DaComebakKid
      @DaComebakKid 5 лет назад +7

      I agree. You don't win friends with salad.

  • @personam8074
    @personam8074 5 лет назад +606

    Those aren't even salads, just bowls of lettuce

  • @MsDragontooth
    @MsDragontooth 5 лет назад +1568

    I mean if your boyfriend doesn't abuse you emotionally is he really your boyfriend?

    • @sempergumby2341
      @sempergumby2341 5 лет назад +113

      And you know it's time for marriage when she spices things up with physical abuse too. 😍

    • @espicorn9850
      @espicorn9850 5 лет назад +65

      Odium I know!! 😍😍when he has a scheduled date to when he will kill you😍😍 like, wow he’s so devoted!

    • @MsDragontooth
      @MsDragontooth 5 лет назад +9

      @@sempergumby2341 couple goals am I right

    • @caitiscraft
      @caitiscraft 5 лет назад +10

      Justin Clubb ugh LOVE when my man beats me! So romantic😩😍

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 5 лет назад +16

      Mines only does it because I deserve it

  • @fenix3188
    @fenix3188 5 лет назад +269

    "you don't have a boyfriend, I mean... What could be sadder?"
    I felt attacked

    • @RainbowRandolf
      @RainbowRandolf 5 лет назад +29

      Their situations are far sadder than being alone.

    • @Turbonilla
      @Turbonilla 4 года назад +2

      maybe you didn't understand the real issue the joke is about, if you still think the problem is not having a boyfriend...

    • @fenix3188
      @fenix3188 4 года назад

      Nah chill, the phrase hit me but it was in a jokingly way

  • @annaahatlilly266
    @annaahatlilly266 5 лет назад +600

    This video reminds me of the comment section on wattpad

    • @josch5305
      @josch5305 4 года назад +47

      **gets war flashbacks**

    • @vincent-ls9lz
      @vincent-ls9lz 4 года назад +56

      who doesn't love impressionable teenage girls valuing and wishing for toxic relationships

    • @AnjuSingh-dm4eq
      @AnjuSingh-dm4eq 4 года назад +19

      That romance section is freaking toxic.

    • @angelinprasad5295
      @angelinprasad5295 4 года назад +15

      its more like the genre of romance on wattpad

    • @its_Vampyre
      @its_Vampyre 4 года назад +18

      @@vincent-ls9lz Don't forget about about the people who overshare there trauma to a bunch of strangers and for the most part it's just fake sob story

  • @shadow14805
    @shadow14805 5 лет назад +279

    I once talked to a guy and he said being obsessive was romantic or was how to be a good boyfriend etc I tried to explain to him how that’s defiantly not what you should do, then he replied, and I quote “don’t tell me how to love”
    I lost a bit of my sanity that day

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 лет назад +19

      That definitely sounds like the behavior and words from someone who's really healthy and in a happy and fulfilling long lasting stable relationship.

    • @WaltzingWhales4
      @WaltzingWhales4 5 лет назад +22

      Is he a werewolf or vampire????

    • @Bestname_Ever
      @Bestname_Ever 5 лет назад +7

      Emma Walter no, i think he is from a swamp, his green skin is sooooo charming!

    • @treylorence5381
      @treylorence5381 5 лет назад +1

      I'd be like, "We can't be together." 😂

  • @Shalkar
    @Shalkar 5 лет назад +462

    The real reason he got dumped and he's going through her stuff: He's trying to find her cocaine again.

    • @jamesfry8983
      @jamesfry8983 5 лет назад +3

      yep leave my stash alone that right there is instant break up materiel

    • @khnm_qstcano4754
      @khnm_qstcano4754 5 лет назад +4

      you guys are upsetting the cocaine!

    • @jeromealday614
      @jeromealday614 5 лет назад +3

      He's trying to find it and threw it away. Because he wants Katie to be a better person who he knows she was before all the cocaine and anxiety took over her head.

    • @Shalkar
      @Shalkar 5 лет назад +1

      @@jeromealday614 Gay Seal: Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!

  • @honeybee4558
    @honeybee4558 5 лет назад +765

    The scary part is this isn't even that much of an exaggeration...

    • @BenDover-ij7yp
      @BenDover-ij7yp 5 лет назад +36

      It's the plot of the 50 shades. A man stalking the woman he loves. It's only romantic because he is rich.

    • @honeybee4558
      @honeybee4558 5 лет назад +13

      @@BenDover-ij7yp I feel like you missed the point of the video. No one has ever implied that abusive behavior is okay just bc he's rich. It's deeper than that.

    • @BenDover-ij7yp
      @BenDover-ij7yp 5 лет назад +20

      @@honeybee4558 Millions of women purchasing the book and watching the movie sent that very messege. If the main character of that movie was a plumber and done all those things, it would have been horror movie, hated by women.

    • @honeybee4558
      @honeybee4558 5 лет назад +25

      @@BenDover-ij7yp Okay, but I've also read a lot of similar books where the love interest is not rich at all and his abusive behavior is still romanticized. 50 Shades Of Grey is only one example and I'm pretty sure Christian Grey being attractive had a lot more to do with women loving it than him being rich. I've seen women do this in real life with men who are even much poorer than them. Men who didn't even have jobs. The guy in this video going through the girl's desk doesn't even seem to be rich at all. This video has a lot more to do with how women seem to be conditioned to find abusive and controlling behavior romantic. I don't know why you want to believe that women are so obsessed with money (when we could easily make it ourselves), but that's just not the case here. I'm not gonna get into an argument though. That's all I had to say.

    • @BenDover-ij7yp
      @BenDover-ij7yp 5 лет назад +3

      @@honeybee4558 I don't think it's about money. It's more about the social status money gives you and the lifestyle it gives you.

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 5 лет назад +728

    You think that's bad, this happened in real life.
    A friend was about to break up with her bf and the bf took her to a graveyard where her dead mom was buried and said "Do you think SHE would want us to break up?" Of course she cried..
    She told me and I didn't really know what to say, so I just said.. "Well.. that's fucking weird.. He's kind of a weird fella isn't he.."

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 5 лет назад +92

      That is the silliest entreaty ever. I honestly think I would’ve laughed hysterically. And then been murdered, I guess

    • @umersalman1
      @umersalman1 5 лет назад +45

      Aww thats so romantic!

    • @MISAO_SAO
      @MISAO_SAO 5 лет назад +42

      Hahahahaha! There's not much you can say to someone who is being manipulated by someone they love. If you're not honest then you feel like you're enabling and putting your friend in danger and if you are honest you lose a friend. All you can do is highlight the contradictions and red flags, like you did.

    • @MeepMeep88
      @MeepMeep88 5 лет назад +22

      @@MISAO_SAO
      LOL exactly, damned if you do, damned if you don't.
      Same with if you're in a relationship too.
      Girl tells you a guy was hitting on her or some random shit. You have two options
      1. Act jealous and you're now labeled too overprotective/suffocating/paranoid/controlling etc"
      2. Act like mehh 🤷‍♂️, you're now labeled as someone who doesn't care or love enough or some random shit.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 5 лет назад +21

      That's basically manipulation and emotional abuse.

  • @daisybell9888
    @daisybell9888 5 лет назад +101

    My ex called me a liar and a cheater because I was hanging out with a male friend I’ve had since sophomore year of high school. Then when I broke up with him he threatened to commit suicide. Yeah that definitely sealed the deal that we were breaking up.

  • @IjeomaThePlantMama
    @IjeomaThePlantMama 5 лет назад +757

    This was too real, unfortunately. Don't forget him creating multiple social media accounts to harass you after you block his other ones. And him contacting everyone you know when you no longer want to have contact with him. Ugh😞

    • @deviousdefiler2312
      @deviousdefiler2312 5 лет назад +2

      Harass is a strong word...

    • @mariadc2512
      @mariadc2512 5 лет назад +26

      @@harrietjonesformerprimemin2545 " not all men " we get it

    • @mariadc2512
      @mariadc2512 5 лет назад +22

      The saddest part it's that the majority of women I know had been through something like this

    • @StarDust-th6fm
      @StarDust-th6fm 5 лет назад +2

      María Crash they’re just making a point.

    • @deviousdefiler2312
      @deviousdefiler2312 5 лет назад +2

      @@mariadc2512 things happen. Anxiety leads to desperation and depression. Not all men are like that but ive seen it happen.

  • @AndromedaKai
    @AndromedaKai 5 лет назад +304

    My friend has a husband like that. She always takes pictures with me to send to him. That is so hot! Also, he recently took out a loan and didn't mention it to her until collectors found her phone number and called asking for their money back. What a man!
    Seriously, this is so messed up.

    • @Darklustmoonchild
      @Darklustmoonchild 5 лет назад +4

      Lowkey my friend has a hubby like this too. Lowkey though

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 2 года назад

      @@Darklustmoonchild its been 2 years, did they get out of it

  • @lego4virgo
    @lego4virgo 5 лет назад +812

    So, THIS is what happens when r/niceguys DO get the girl!

    • @Loronus
      @Loronus 5 лет назад +15

      dafuq are you talking bout. did this guy jc look like a nice guy?

    • @ltz888
      @ltz888 5 лет назад +83

      @@Loronus @bigvirgotube is talking about Nice Guys™! ;)

    • @Luaporleafcutterant
      @Luaporleafcutterant 5 лет назад +52

      @@Loronus if you have reddit, go on the subreddit r/niceguys, and you will see.

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 5 лет назад +58

      @@Loronus Just google /r/niceguys to see what it's about. Hint : People who say they're nice guys to everyone rarely are.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah and this is exactly why they usually don't.

  • @avocado2755
    @avocado2755 5 лет назад +196

    My boyfriend locked me in the house so no one else would have me, so romantic❤️

    • @2_572
      @2_572 4 года назад +5

      Avocado I had a friend that threatened to kill himself for her to psychologically torture her to know it was her doing fucking romantic!:)

    • @loretaruisenor988
      @loretaruisenor988 3 года назад

      Very close to the tangled plot

  • @anonomus8709
    @anonomus8709 5 лет назад +42

    Not sure whether to laugh or cry when I watch this one. I’ve seen soooo many people (not just girls... guys can be abused, too) think like this. It’s really frightening.

  • @i8dacookies890
    @i8dacookies890 5 лет назад +3858

    r/niceguys

    • @kevinbeltran8118
      @kevinbeltran8118 5 лет назад +19

      John Remmers r/lost redditos

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 лет назад +43

      I'm not sure. Nice guy would be more like "Haaan I do all these things and I'm super nice and sweet just like this dude but when I do it people say I'm creepy. Pfff just because I'm not as attractive as this guy. It's so unfair."

    • @a.8142
      @a.8142 5 лет назад +21

      Stop using subreddits outside of Reddit please. Thank you.

    • @fredfeuerstein8654
      @fredfeuerstein8654 5 лет назад +47

      @@a.8142 r/mildlyinfuriating

    • @SuperAwesomeMovies
      @SuperAwesomeMovies 5 лет назад +19

      Isn't r/niceguys where everyone from r/incel went after it was banned? Also, how bad is it that r/incel was so creepy they got banned from reddit? I didn't know that was possible.

  • @sanjaynikam6983
    @sanjaynikam6983 5 лет назад +1229

    "It's like I am watching all the twilight movies" 😆

    • @koffz-nl2118
      @koffz-nl2118 5 лет назад +20

      AT ONCE!!!

    • @NathanielKorb
      @NathanielKorb 5 лет назад +8

      👁️ *I like watching you sleep* 👁️

    • @kixxenwalla167
      @kixxenwalla167 5 лет назад +7

      @@NathanielKorb I was just thinking of the space it would take to have those words in between one's eyes and laughed.

    • @NathanielKorb
      @NathanielKorb 5 лет назад

      @@kixxenwalla167 Teresa Giuduce, probably

    • @mb-176
      @mb-176 5 лет назад +3

      I love how it's not even wrong

  • @kuriakosejim8696
    @kuriakosejim8696 5 лет назад +437

    This video was borderline creepy and disturbing,and.............. *I LOVE IT, SO ROMANTIC* .

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 5 лет назад +1

      This is the most apt comment and gets all the creepy applause.

  • @caleidozkopie8344
    @caleidozkopie8344 4 года назад +205

    I have a friend who's husband is just like this...maybe I should show her this video then she gets it..

    • @Lemons19902010
      @Lemons19902010 4 года назад +34

      Unfortunately she won't get it until age decides that she wants to leave the relationship. I kept making excuses for my abuser and didn't want to leave for fear of "breaking up the family" or living out the "single Black mom" stereotype. I finally realized that my mental health and safety was more important.

    • @meghajain1712
      @meghajain1712 4 года назад +4

      She won't

    • @Berlynic
      @Berlynic 4 года назад +1

      She won't. If she was able or capable of getting it, she would have left already

    • @Turbonilla
      @Turbonilla 4 года назад +1

      I'm amazed of how many people even in this tread didn't get it...

    • @aliciazombie8699
      @aliciazombie8699 3 года назад +1

      I've been in relationships like this, you're aware that it's harmful but you love them so much you stay. It takes time to realize just how fucked up it was tho. Typically after you leave.

  • @Dandrews96
    @Dandrews96 5 лет назад +170

    I was literally in deep thought about this a few hours ago lol.
    I do think it’s crazy how media will romanticize tf outta these crazy abusive relationships but then bash ppl when they fall for it in real life relationships

    • @desireeloveros1055
      @desireeloveros1055 5 лет назад +12

      Apparently it's only abuse when he hits you.

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 4 года назад

      @@desireeloveros1055 It is. Unless you are paralyzed and cannot walk away.

    • @2_572
      @2_572 4 года назад

      Yeah according to the Development Institution Coalition of Knowledge Science, psychological pseudo guilt torture is totally alright as well:)

    • @samflory
      @samflory 4 года назад +2

      I mean it a major problem with Romcoms. Modern ones are bad enough, but the ones in the 80s wow. I mean I thought 16 candles was stupid when I 1st saw it, but OMG it's horrible.

  • @devmathur1410
    @devmathur1410 5 лет назад +343

    let us just hope no one takes this as actual love and relationship advice.

    • @anonomus8709
      @anonomus8709 5 лет назад +22

      I don’t mean to be harsh, but if anyone takes a skit from a company called “College Humor” as gospel truth... I think they may be beyond help.

  • @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
    @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 5 лет назад +322

    *taking notes*
    - dungeon
    - ankle chain
    - stone walls
    - small, way too high window
    - bowl of salad

    • @hello_world2767
      @hello_world2767 3 года назад +3

      the b in bdsm stands for “bowl of salad”

  • @lanigirognithemos
    @lanigirognithemos 5 лет назад +234

    Ok so Jess finally got an outro. Now she just needs to work her way up so she can also get that sweet green screen background instead of that cubicle one.

    • @TenisJr
      @TenisJr 5 лет назад +1

      Oh, but I bet they all are changing the outros because of Dropout

  • @notyourdestiny3547
    @notyourdestiny3547 4 года назад +120

    "You don't have a boyfriend, what could be sadder?"
    *lesbians have joined the chat*

  • @danielcastro5653
    @danielcastro5653 5 лет назад +52

    This is how i imagine the meeting of 3 fifty shades of grey fan girls, who fetchize Crhistian Grey's character as the "dream man"

  • @aquamarine3139
    @aquamarine3139 5 лет назад +752

    This video is like watching Twilight...
    How *ROMANTIC!!!!*

    • @summahthevegan3796
      @summahthevegan3796 5 лет назад +2

      Aqua Marine I always thought that was an abusive relationship just as 50 Shades is too

    • @a.c.n.9421
      @a.c.n.9421 5 лет назад +1

      HA!!! SOOOOO true!

  • @sevenedge7963
    @sevenedge7963 5 лет назад +42

    the way these ladies describe their boyfriend is almost exactly how my stepdad is. My mum thankfully broke up with him but it is terrifying to be in this situation. I hope this video helps others to realise that theyre also being EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED AND ABUSED before it got as bad as it did for my mum. Thank u for making this video

  • @hyrunnisa997
    @hyrunnisa997 5 лет назад +93

    When I wake up with 100 missed calls from him and 50 voicemails of him demanding to get back together. That's true love.

  • @Dragongreen720
    @Dragongreen720 5 лет назад +31

    My friend once dated someone who made her take pictures of me to prove she was with me and not someone else. Im glad she quickly saw how nuts that was. Ladies please dont date a guy whos like that.

  • @purplechu
    @purplechu 5 лет назад +26

    My boyfriend loves me so much that he broken my phone so that i cant call 911 and locks me up in a dark room with rats! SO CUTE

  • @KatyPlusOne
    @KatyPlusOne 5 лет назад +363

    All the red flags for an abusive relationship. Women's Aid helped me escape one. X

    • @magellanicraincloud
      @magellanicraincloud 5 лет назад +19

      Glad to hear you escaped.

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 5 лет назад +7

      Not trying to be like, a jerk about it.
      but when my boyfriend tried to slap me,
      I kicked him in the nuts and pulled out the ol' pocket knife...
      Really lucky I'm insanely abrasive.

    • @patrickwilliams781
      @patrickwilliams781 5 лет назад +3

      Thats the joke.

    • @KatyPlusOne
      @KatyPlusOne 5 лет назад +12

      @@kn1ght-788 I'm five foot, he was a heavily built six foot four. I'm disabled too, so my best defence was to give him no idea I was going to leave and acting like he was normal and like I had no idea I was being manipulated and gas lighted and subtly threatened with physical violence.

    • @Noah-lo9vb
      @Noah-lo9vb 5 лет назад

      I’m really glad you escaped. I’m so glad that you were able to defeat your difficult circumstances.
      I also love how you seem empowered and like you know how what happened wasn’t your fault at all. (Because it wasn’t)

  • @minioli01
    @minioli01 5 лет назад +49

    That’s one of the best domestic violence add I’ve ever seen and it’s not even supposed to be.

    • @minioli01
      @minioli01 5 лет назад +14

      Zandeus maybe you should look up domestic violence it’s more than simply physical violence. Stalking behaviors are also forms of domestic violence.

    • @dakotaparker8333
      @dakotaparker8333 5 лет назад +10

      Um, actually, it's domestic abuse because abuse is physical and emotional, whereas violence is -physically- inflicting harm on another person. :)

    • @callmeyourdai5y518
      @callmeyourdai5y518 5 лет назад

      @@dakotaparker8333 violent language is also domestic violence.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +3637

    Anime in a nutshell

  • @notoriginalsbyaqibmalik6343
    @notoriginalsbyaqibmalik6343 5 лет назад +101

    My boyfriend put me in his basement dungeon and got me married to him in my sleep and has a clone of me in case I run away. HE'S SOOO CUTE.

    • @goldogwolly
      @goldogwolly 4 года назад +4

      Is this…the plot of Phantom of the Opera????

  • @KailebM
    @KailebM 5 лет назад +90

    sponsored by the Netflix show YOU

  • @HappySlayer81
    @HappySlayer81 5 лет назад +322

    It would be funnier if all of it wasn't real. There are zero exaggerations and that just makes the skit very uncomfortable to watch.

    • @vabashrestha2806
      @vabashrestha2806 5 лет назад +35

      Maybe only the guy dressing up part might be exxagerated, but other than that I have to agree a 1000% with you. I've seen almost the exact conversation happen manyy times when my friends talk about their relationships

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap 5 лет назад +13

      @@vabashrestha2806 Dang really? I thought it was exaggerated. If your friends actually talk like this you should express concern about them possibly being emotionally abused...just sayin'... :O

    • @vabashrestha2806
      @vabashrestha2806 5 лет назад +17

      @@AvitalShtap I've tried multiple times, I've seen them being manipulated, verbally and emotionally abused, blackmailed and they still think it's TRUE LOVE or that doing that is romantic.
      For example, One of my friend's bf asked for all her social media passwords and phone password and she gave it to him even when I told her Multiple times not to do so, well she didn't listen to me, guess what happened?
      They broke up and he started blackmailing her, only THEN finally girl comes crawling to me asking for help.
      This is just an example, but this has happened to multiple people I know and ofcourse I show concern and try to make them understand but they think that it won't happen to them, and, he's not like other guys or that becoming overjealous and possessive/obsessive is sooo hot.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 5 лет назад +1

      @@vabashrestha2806 Its just that stupid women often confuse love with a BDSM fetish and completely misunderstanding an integral part of their sexuality seeps into their personal life in toxic ways

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 лет назад +19

      @@AvitalShtap Sadly, no. It's like a defense mechanism. They love the person, so they don't want to see the bad side of him, so they go through all sorts of mental gymnastics why clearly abusive behaviour is just gestures of love, because otherwise they'd have to confront the notion that their lover is an abuser.
      The worst case was a close friend I had known for many years since we were little children. Once they got together, he decided any and all places they went to, forbade her to speak to other men yet cheated on her in front of her, which she interpreted as "He just wants to test my love for him", broke her phones so she couldn't contact anyone without him knowing ("He just has anger problems, it has nothing to do with controlling me"), forbade her to meet with her family and talked her into thinking of her own mom and sister as sluts that are gonna tempt her, constantly beat her, threw stuff at her or threw her down the stairs ("But he apologizes to me after, crying and asking me to take him back, so obviously he loves me and knows it is wrong" only for him to beat her again the next day), of course she was not allowed to have a computer, he kept the money from her work (and often showed up there to make sure she wasn't getting too close to any coworkers or clients which was waved away with "Aw so cute he can't bear being away from me for a few hours even!") and he brought and took her back in his car whenever she wanted to meet with us, her female friends, she wasn't allowed to come by herself.
      Despite saying how cute and romantic and totally not obsessive and controlling and abusive his behaviour was, she was in tears and clearly distressed everytime she came to visit. We decided that can't go on and eventually she agreed. She saw a counselor (but didn't want police involved), tried to break up with her boyfriend, he beat her half to death but then proposed afterwards because "he couldn't live without her" and she was so touched that she said yes. As a result of our meddling, from then on she wasn't allowed to meet us anymore either, who "had tried to come between our love", so we lost all contact to her.
      From someone I know who hangs with the group that her now-husband belongs to from time to time, I know that they have two children now and she is the good little homemaker while he is out partying with other girls, be she isn't leaving him.
      I don't think that's how you treat someone you love, but any creepy, controlling behaviour down to outright abuse can be excused away if you are desperate enough to believe in the person that you don't WANT to face reality.
      This video was really hard to watch because there was always this fraction of a second after one of the girls presented a controlling fact about their boyfriend before the others ensured her that was SOOO romantic and lovely, a second of "I don't feel good about this but as long as everyone ensures me this is how a loving relationship is supposed to be, I'll keep convincing myself that it's fine. It's fine, right?"

  • @josephreis2915
    @josephreis2915 5 лет назад +128

    “It’s like watching all of the twilight movies at once, SO romantic!!”
    I am DEAD😂

  • @i--b5268
    @i--b5268 5 лет назад +133

    Just freaking amazing, even if it's kinda scary how this topic is made so glorified to say the least. I'm looking at you twilight and fifty shades of emotional manipulation.

    • @azeezahgoodwin918
      @azeezahgoodwin918 5 лет назад +2

      I mean, even Beauty and the Beast! The brainwashing started v young for us millenials

  • @yaaaaasfire9621
    @yaaaaasfire9621 4 года назад +6

    Can we appreciate that in the description there's a help line for domestic abuse

  • @ramyap6410
    @ramyap6410 5 лет назад +81

    WHY DIDN'T SHE PICK UP DADINA'S CALL?? OMG ITS SO DISTURBING 😭

  • @butterhat1938
    @butterhat1938 5 лет назад +95

    "The key difference between romance and stalking is success"
    Watch every chick flick ever and tell me I'm wrong.

    • @butterhat1938
      @butterhat1938 5 лет назад +3

      @Glenna Smith to be fair, my opening pickup line for the woman that is now my fiance was, "I'm sorry but I dont have a freezer to hide your body in."
      We get married in the fall this year and we want to have 2 kids.... And her mom gave us her old freezer last month.

    • @butterhat1938
      @butterhat1938 5 лет назад

      @Glenna Smith 😶

    • @celestialsalamander
      @celestialsalamander 5 лет назад +8

      romantic comedies are like pornos in that they often depict things that would be unacceptable in real life.

  • @alliecardinal1768
    @alliecardinal1768 5 лет назад +212

    I really hope everyone knows this is satire. If your SO actually treats you like this, it’s abuse

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 5 лет назад +1

      Allie C no it’s not.

    • @alliecardinal1768
      @alliecardinal1768 5 лет назад +31

      Bethany Monges it 100% is

    • @Getellavated
      @Getellavated 5 лет назад +35

      I was gonna say no one took this literally and than I read the top reply... :/

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 5 лет назад

      Allie C no it’s not. Sometimes you need it to be a a better person

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 лет назад +37

      @@Xxsorafan If you NEED your boyfriend to control your entire social life, stalk you wherever you go, and constantly make sure you aren't cheating on him, because otherwise you actually would, then something is seriously going wrong in the relationship in general, from your side. If you can't be "a better person" who doesn't cheat on their S.O. unless they physically stop you from doing so, then why are you in a relationship with them at all?

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +434

    _Obsessive Boyfriends are so ROMANTIC..._
    Me: *FBI OPEN UP!!!*

  • @ThePlumAbides
    @ThePlumAbides 5 лет назад +611

    All the dislikes are from people who boycott Gillette

    • @jakeryan4680
      @jakeryan4680 5 лет назад +1

      no mate i still need bloody razors dont I?

    • @cupofjitters4501
      @cupofjitters4501 5 лет назад +46

      Ahah that made more sense than it should. Funny thing is people who were angry at the brand were the same that complain about snowflakes.

    • @Dr.Spatula
      @Dr.Spatula 5 лет назад +27

      @@cupofjitters4501 the people who complain about snowflakes are the ones most often offended

    • @olderwomenenthusiast6147
      @olderwomenenthusiast6147 5 лет назад

      Dr. Spatula gurl,did you look around you?

    • @cupofjitters4501
      @cupofjitters4501 5 лет назад +9

      @dil oreo mate how am I triggered? I realize that is new hot and edgy term to use but I haven't really raged at anything. If making observations is being triggered though... You may want to look it up.

  • @horrorvictim
    @horrorvictim 5 лет назад +34

    Women laughing while eating a salad, what a throwback

  • @fullmetaljoker666
    @fullmetaljoker666 5 лет назад +799

    Can we get one on obsessive girlfriends? Cuz honestly I feel like we kinda sweep the domestic abuse of men under the table in this country. Dont get me wrong domestic abuse in general is a horrible thing but honestly we really dont have any kind of support for men in a domestic abuse situation. I've actually had girlfriends in the past do very similar things in the past to me and even had one cut me with a knife. When I tried calling the domestic abuse hotline they tried counciling me on not abusing her. I got no help from them and had to completely change my number and delete social media for a while. I mean if we really are at a age of equality can we not see that men suffer from this horrible thing as well and help each other out?

    • @ashleysmith1276
      @ashleysmith1276 5 лет назад +136

      Shit yeah, it happens to guys too. No doubt. Sorry you had those things happen to you, and I am even sorrier to hear you had so little support when you needed it. People can be assholes regardless of of gender. It seems to be linked to things like insecurity (theirs, not yours), paranoia and delusions. If people have been cheated on in the past I guess I u nderstand where those feelings and actions come from, but that is no goddamn excuse for abusing another person. I hope you are in a healthier relationship now, or at least free from abuse.

    • @thisisnotmyrealname7852
      @thisisnotmyrealname7852 5 лет назад +2

      lol, I can only laugh at guys who can't control a women...

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 5 лет назад +112

      @@thisisnotmyrealname7852 I can only hope you girlfriend beats herself up and falsely accuses you of abuse to get you locked up and lose your job with nothing but words.
      Well, if you could ever get one. Pfft.

    • @bilinmeyennumara2173
      @bilinmeyennumara2173 5 лет назад +43

      Collegehumor had one of those I think. But not about obsessive, but psychotic girlfriends

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 5 лет назад +23

      They already got to that YEARS ago.

  • @jamesj1881
    @jamesj1881 5 лет назад +86

    Some days you need to just laugh at reality.

  • @britann9539
    @britann9539 5 лет назад +339

    A good video during this time of discussion after Netflix's 'You' 🤣

    • @benji_kay
      @benji_kay 5 лет назад +1

      how is it compared to the book? (no spoilers)

    • @mariabuckow7215
      @mariabuckow7215 5 лет назад

      Yasss

    • @cottonkandi3
      @cottonkandi3 5 лет назад +17

      I never understood how EVERYONE in the show is somehow a shitty person! Like... WHO DAFUQ AM I ROOTING FOR!!!

    • @natvasch6399
      @natvasch6399 5 лет назад +3

      @@cottonkandi3 Right? You kinda hate everyone...But still, rooting for the creepy stalker is a no-no. he's in the wrong, no matter how unlikable the other characters are.

    • @mdtexeira
      @mdtexeira 5 лет назад +1

      @@cottonkandi3 Most people in TV shows are terrible people. The entire cast of friends were terrible people. Same with HIMYM. Turns out, people are by and large terrible, full of cognitive biases, prone to tribalistic behaviors which inevitably cause suffering of 'other people', and incredibly self-centered. This largely arises from the fact that we're all suffering terribly, as the experience of being sentient in a universe which you only gradually begin to realize does not care about your existence at all is productive of huge amounts of anxiety, coupled with the fact that other terrible people are constantly trying to use you for their own advantage, even in small and seemingly benign ways.
      What is amazing in TV show writing is that they manage to get you to empathize with terrible people, and even like them. To be fair, we usually end of favoring the characters who are terrible in the same ways that we personally are, sometimes even failing to see how the qualities those people are presenting, like duplicity, avarice, inconsiderateness, are even terrible qualities, because that would involve honestly looking at ourselves and realizing that we are also, largely terrible.

  • @junthemaledicted
    @junthemaledicted 3 года назад +4

    I felt it so much when she hit herself call herself stupid, I was like ooh. I was that person and it sucked

  • @whatspoppin11326
    @whatspoppin11326 5 лет назад +22

    This is basically every Wattpad author

  • @lamarfinesse8753
    @lamarfinesse8753 5 лет назад +29

    A man never loved me enough to hit me yet. No passion in my relationships.

    • @nbucwa6621
      @nbucwa6621 5 лет назад +1

      Sad that I've heard women unironically say this

  • @ghostguy312
    @ghostguy312 5 лет назад +23

    I love how always when they're eating salads, they're not actually eating salads

  • @dylanlee4793
    @dylanlee4793 5 лет назад +95

    And not a single piece of lettuce was eaten !!!

    • @tankgirl9324
      @tankgirl9324 5 лет назад

      It was romaine lettuce. They used the surplus as props.

  • @RiiFT
    @RiiFT 5 лет назад +23

    Update your Twitter links guys, Jess is finally a cast member! Congratulations Jessica! You are such an important part of CollegeHumor, I’m glad you finally have the respect you deserve.

  • @jimmiechimmy9031
    @jimmiechimmy9031 5 лет назад +5

    This is exactly what happens in all kdramas where the boyfriends go through your things and get jealous over meeting other men for any reason

  • @vabashrestha2806
    @vabashrestha2806 5 лет назад +74

    The writers might've as well just copy and pasted some wattpad stories

    • @JustYourAverageGirl2002
      @JustYourAverageGirl2002 5 лет назад +6

      I think what's scarier about that is alot of those types of Wattpad stories are written by 13 year old girls.

  • @BobLogical
    @BobLogical 5 лет назад +99

    My favorite kind of salad is plain mixed greens in a giant Pyrex bowl.

  • @olivejuice1424
    @olivejuice1424 5 лет назад +38

    Damn..this hit a little close to home and it made me feel so icky

  • @Allison-qz5yr
    @Allison-qz5yr 3 года назад +4

    I once had a co worker tell me “I don’t have friends anymore because my boyfriend is so protective, you’ll understand when you get a boyfriend,” a grown woman. Luckily they broke up.

  • @sidneywilliams8731
    @sidneywilliams8731 5 лет назад +13

    The scary thing is... I've talked to my friends in these kinds of relationships and this is so similar to the real thing 😅

  • @lionspride4821
    @lionspride4821 5 лет назад +91

    "YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING TO ME, WHO ARE THESE SLUTS!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @waterlily2583
      @waterlily2583 5 лет назад +3

      It was so funny how fast he replied!

  • @HengHuiMei
    @HengHuiMei 5 лет назад +40

    the level of sarcasm is too damn high and i love it

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 лет назад +131

    I literally have married friends like this. They thought it was cute when they were still dating. Now they're chained to the house and we never see them ever.
    P.S. Oh. And they're _male._

    • @Eridanus_Nebula
      @Eridanus_Nebula 5 лет назад +11

      christ, that's disturbing ://

    • @ejhc9628
      @ejhc9628 5 лет назад +18

      They must be into bondage, thats so..
      Romantic ❤

    • @Murokoshi
      @Murokoshi 5 лет назад +16

      I actually game with a guy that has a fiance like this. He has to sneak around and play games when she's at work because if she's home she legit throws a tantrum if he's giving anyone else but her attention.

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 5 лет назад +34

      Emotional abuse can be done to both men and women. Nobody is saying otherwise. This video just happened to address boyfriends

    • @peterbell3199
      @peterbell3199 5 лет назад +5

      Yep, one of my best friend can never hang out with us if there are any women joining us. His wife is majorly insecure and controlling about shit like that.

  • @herpdiederper
    @herpdiederper 2 года назад +1

    I appreciate that they put the domestic abuse hotline in the description. Even though they are an entertainment channel it is good to realize that even though it is okay to joke it is also super important to promote things like that.

  • @luxyoshi9876
    @luxyoshi9876 4 года назад +2

    its sad that i lived through this convincing myself that it was okay because it was out of love , im just glad i grew out of it and realized through the people that really cared about me what a healthy relationship isnt

  • @Alchemeri
    @Alchemeri 5 лет назад +115

    Why do girls eating salad and laughing are so Common in shows?

    • @slime_bird
      @slime_bird 5 лет назад +13

      woman laughing alone with salad

    • @koffz-nl2118
      @koffz-nl2118 5 лет назад +6

      Because theyre actually eating cannabis salads and it lightens up the vibe. Middle aged white women LOVE this, along with wine.

    • @maisykate8499
      @maisykate8499 5 лет назад +3

      @Talsong Kingslayer that's the joke

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 5 лет назад +1

      Because you know how women are really light eaters lol

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 лет назад +3

      @Talsong Kingslayer hey, you know what's a really stupid stereotype? that salads are bland and gross 😤

  • @PhantomShark4
    @PhantomShark4 5 лет назад +303

    Oof, this hit home too hard.

    • @ellasmith1822
      @ellasmith1822 5 лет назад +22

      I'm with you, sis. Hope you're doing ok. 😢💙

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 5 лет назад +14

      Amen! Middle school up to now (31)...I stayed away from actively dating on purpose b/c all my friends and fam attract these guys like flies to a lightbulb. Hope you are doing amazing now

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 5 лет назад +9

      Girl, same. Stay strong 💕

    • @PhantomShark4
      @PhantomShark4 5 лет назад +15

      The love on this thread is incredible

    • @iPsychopathx3
      @iPsychopathx3 5 лет назад +9

      Hey. I don't know you but I hope you're doing okay. Don't lose hope.

  • @mrsridders
    @mrsridders 5 лет назад +18

    After almost 3 years I still get occasional emails about working things out. Even when it was entirely my fault for not understanding that he was controlling and manipulative because he is in love, he's says he's willing to forgive me. It feels like a fairy tale and he's the prince charming fighting for our love.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 лет назад +8

      You know how romantic a guy truly is when he keeps harassing you saying "it's okay I forgive you". So beautiful.

    • @mrsridders
      @mrsridders 5 лет назад +8

      @@ArturGlass.C I know, I'm so lucky. Please don't be jealous

    • @esbeelavallee2568
      @esbeelavallee2568 5 лет назад

      Are you sarcastic or you really believe what you are saying?

    • @mrsridders
      @mrsridders 5 лет назад +3

      I was running with the tone of the video. To calify: No, it's ridiculous and annoying that I still have to deal with a person who doesn't understand after saying a thousand times NO or after getting my complete indifference. It's not romantic, it's borderline sick and it sucks living expecting for it not to get worse than that.

  • @kingk.o.l.d6859
    @kingk.o.l.d6859 4 года назад +2

    "Love keeps you on edge and makes you need anxiety meds"
    I have never had it broken down that so easy for me to understand

  • @bazooka-sharks-parker
    @bazooka-sharks-parker 5 лет назад +10

    I just LOVE the giant salad bowls , like those crazy stock photos of women laughing while eating salad , just love it

  • @eptile
    @eptile 5 лет назад +47

    My friend's wife is like this.. she literally tried to give away his dog in craigslist while he was at work. (he was in army training) All because she didn't like how much attention he gave the dog and how the dog cuddled him (normal dog stuff). I hope to god he found someone to watch his dog before he went on leave, she will probably do the same again, or kill it so she doesn't have to take care of it.

    • @centaursapocalypse7259
      @centaursapocalypse7259 5 лет назад +15

      I hope they never have kids. She's going to abuse the shit out of them if she can't handle a dog being affectionate.

    • @vabashrestha2806
      @vabashrestha2806 5 лет назад

      @@centaursapocalypse7259 I totally understand what you mean, but does your friend see her doing things like that as "romantic"?

    • @eptile
      @eptile 5 лет назад +2

      @@vabashrestha2806 no, but he normalised it, he married her when she was pregnant with someone else's kid.. But he has daddy issues himself, so I think he liked her at first and figured he'd be a good dad to her kid. And now he is attached to the kid I think he is scared to leave her because she'd take "his" daughter. I don't know if they have any kids together now, since she cut me out of his life. which is retarded because I am with someone else, and have been in a commited relationship for 5 years. Sucks to, I tried to be friends with her.. But she is to obsessive and controlling. I can't deal with that.

    • @eptile
      @eptile 5 лет назад +1

      @@vabashrestha2806 I miss him as a friend since we have known each other for 10 years.. But it was his decision. And I'm not his keeper. Last time I talked to him he was super drunk. And I think it's only gotten worse.. she hates him, But his wife won't leave.. she gets a free place to live and support because of his job.

    • @vabashrestha2806
      @vabashrestha2806 5 лет назад +2

      @@eptile Wow that's harsh, I've seen this happen too and by the end is it all, the person losses all the ones that are close to them. I'm sorry this happened to your friend, but at the end of the day they are in control of their own actions.

  • @therhythmictale5574
    @therhythmictale5574 5 лет назад +54

    *J.D. has entered the chat*

    • @andrewtokkkki
      @andrewtokkkki 5 лет назад +2

      yES I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT
      MORE MUSICAL TRASHIESS

    • @cottonkandi3
      @cottonkandi3 5 лет назад +3

      oUR LOVE IS GOD
      I. WAS. MEANT. TO BE YOURSSSS WE WERE MEANT TO BE ONEEEE I CANT TAKE IT ALONENEE FINISHHHH WHAT WEVE BEGUNNNNN

    • @addiebrooke2536
      @addiebrooke2536 5 лет назад +1

      VERONICA!!!... open the, open the door please. Veronica open the door

    • @Getellavated
      @Getellavated 5 лет назад +1

      Oh no these are ich Lüge bullets, it’ll just uh.. do you know German? No ok good... it’ll just... uh... knock em out? Yeah he’ll just pass out or something (quietly) probably whatever don’t worry bout it babe

  • @wargodmax
    @wargodmax 5 лет назад +174

    As a guy, this whole video terrified me.

    • @L5940
      @L5940 5 лет назад +31

      Well, there are actual girls who act like this out there unfortunately. It's emotional/financial dependence.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 лет назад +7

      @@L5940 nah it's a combination of stupidity and low self-esteem.

    • @ashleysmith1276
      @ashleysmith1276 5 лет назад +39

      Don't blame the women, only fucked up guys with no confidence in themselves or their relationships would ever act like this. It is disgusting.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 лет назад +18

      @@ashleysmith1276 i mean, i don't want to blame women for getting trapped in abusive relationships. my issue is more with women who feed this kind of narrative and bend over backwards to justify creepy behaviour in men (who are not their boyfriends) because "romance".

    • @vabashrestha2806
      @vabashrestha2806 5 лет назад +9

      @@cocolime6496 I've honestly seen this behaviour from a majority of my friends and also those who are in a relationship with overly obsessive/jealous guys.
      It's actually really sad seeing your friends change because of that

  • @Ak-sm2qu
    @Ak-sm2qu 5 лет назад +77

    This didn't pass the bechdel test

  • @lealta1481
    @lealta1481 Год назад +2

    I've noticed that these types of boyfriends are never single. Apparently it's working for them

    • @kasperwalsh
      @kasperwalsh Год назад +1

      When they’re single they’re called incels

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 5 лет назад +47

    Women(and men), who are ok with that kind of relationship... have a couple screws loose up there.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 лет назад +9

      part of me feels sorry for them because they've been taught that this is acceptable and they must have low self-worth, another part has no patience for that lack of perspective and desperation to not be alone.

    • @johnnyblank4085
      @johnnyblank4085 5 лет назад +1

      @Sarah Ricci This. Right here. Could not have been more well said.

    • @valesth4903
      @valesth4903 5 лет назад +3

      @Sarah Ricci Doesn't have to be romance either. I've met few people always being abusive, controlling and demeaning "because they love me" "for my own good" because they " know what's best for me". If you hear these phrases for more than two things in a year- run.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 лет назад

      @Sarah Ricci it's true. we shouldn't be so harsh towards people who get trapped in abusive relationships.
      but on a wider, more general sense, this toxic behaviour gets constantly perpetuated by society - by media, but also by our families and friends, sadly. and those who have the benefit of being outside of these kinds of relationships, despite seeing the real life consequences of them and having explained to them that this behaviour isn't healthy, will bend over backwards defending it and insist that it's the height of romance because they refuse to pull their heads out their asses.

  • @BenderRodriguez10
    @BenderRodriguez10 5 лет назад +71

    He hit me and it felt like a kiss.

    • @InsGovful
      @InsGovful 5 лет назад +2

      Stream ultraviolence

    • @treylorence5381
      @treylorence5381 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly, the fact that they wanted to do it and did it hurts me more than the physical pain.

    • @shaffshaff26
      @shaffshaff26 5 лет назад

      Lana Del Rey baby❤️

    • @putridjesus9562
      @putridjesus9562 5 лет назад +1

      hole!!!

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 5 лет назад +27

    Happy first outro, *Jess* ! Way to *GO* ! Funny stuff! Also, I love the salads in your videos.
    Just don't tell your boyfriend about me talking to you! I don't want to *GET* in the way, I want to *HELP* your true love!

    • @harsh7501
      @harsh7501 5 лет назад +1

      haha secret message *GET* *HELP*

  • @gaygaygay312
    @gaygaygay312 5 лет назад +5

    I’m so happy jess is showing up more often!!! I love her

  • @gemre1883
    @gemre1883 5 лет назад +17

    Katie probably gonna find a new bf becuz everyone is flirting with her