Happy April Fool's Comrade ! Reuploaded TWICE because the bourgeois silenced the last five minutes after I uploaded & the audio got corrupted the second time.
Happy April Fools Comrade !! It got corrupted on upload TWICE which was kinda funny - sorry about having to repost it a few times. Someone on the first upload asked "When is Part 2," so I'll give it to you if this video ever hits 10K views LMAO Anyways, the page turning SFX were added post-process as I recited this fully from memory.
I got here from a video of a dude talking about maturity and gun violence. Moxifloxi commented on the video. He had a check mark, so I clicked on the channel. His channels top video was a music video titled "how would you like it daddy". I clicked on it and went to the comments. Kumo commented on that video talking about how she was the voice actor. I clicked on her channel, and started scrolling through her ASMR videos. In short, I accidentally took the gun violence -> porn -> ASMR -> communism pipeline. The classic trick. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me eight times, and well, that's just embarrassing on my part
They shall never silence the Proletariat. Today, it is the Bourgeoisie who are the fools. Long live the great State of Kumo. Koomers rise against the prudish and judgmental bourgeoisie.
Ташкент! Ура! Just passed Kancolle Spring event and the last anti-submarine attack was dealt from her! Nice ASMR and hope Kumo have a Happy April Fools! 😋
For some reason, on the desktop browser, the audio is so so so so low (need to turn up volume a lot). Mobile youtube app, the audio is perfect and isn't as low as the desktop. Very weird RUclips
![[ASMR] The Communist Manifesto | Part 2](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_JFWZZ1_kUI/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] The Communist Manifesto | Part 2](/img/tr.png)
![[ASMR Roleplay] Adopted by a Comforting Spidergirl](/img/1.gif)
Happy April Fools Comrade !! It got corrupted on upload TWICE which was kinda funny - sorry about having to repost it a few times. Someone on the first upload asked "When is Part 2," so I'll give it to you if this video ever hits 10K views LMAO
Anyways, the page turning SFX were added post-process as I recited this fully from memory.
April Fools? But I always knew you are a commie at heart, Kumo. Our time will come again, and we won't make excuses for the terror!
Alle Guten Dinge sind 3
@@kumogorogoroWas, Du Sprichst Deutsch?
Ja, ein bisschen. Ich komme ja aus Deutschland.@@onestutteringfool1327
@@kumogorogoro Überraschend, erst jetzt Ich hatte herausgefunden.
*OUR* April Fools Joke
I love eating cake and listening to a ASMR reading of "The Communist Manifesto" at 06:50am
I hope everything turns out okay for you, stay strong comrade!
One would say, you had your cake and ate it too
this is where we separate the boys from the koomers
how about both
I got here from a video of a dude talking about maturity and gun violence. Moxifloxi commented on the video. He had a check mark, so I clicked on the channel. His channels top video was a music video titled "how would you like it daddy". I clicked on it and went to the comments. Kumo commented on that video talking about how she was the voice actor. I clicked on her channel, and started scrolling through her ASMR videos.
In short, I accidentally took the gun violence -> porn -> ASMR -> communism pipeline. The classic trick. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me eight times, and well, that's just embarrassing on my part
They shall never silence the Proletariat. Today, it is the Bourgeoisie who are the fools. Long live the great State of Kumo. Koomers rise against the prudish and judgmental bourgeoisie.
This is unironically about to help me with an exam.
Part 2 at 10k views 🙏
Good luck on your exam ☺️
@@kumogorogoroI came back to check whether there would be a part two and this both answers that and shows that it should be Coming Soon™.
@Endelite I was gonna record it the day my patreon got deleted lol I should be getting to it this weekend!!! ♡
@@kumogorogoro 💗
Aww.. Did your patreon get deleted due to some kind of content they didn't like or did nefarious actors hack it?
finally, some good fucking content
nice pfp comrade
third times the charm comrade
Yo, the little tapping while you whisper is just so tingly. I absolutely love the little taps like that.
Finally, arachno-communism!
Партия гордится вами! Вам положена медведь-жена и миска гречки!
I could listen to this every night
Based, comrade. Workers of da world unite.
All Hail Commie-Kumo ! Chairman and Party President of the Earlick
Ташкент! Ура! Just passed Kancolle Spring event and the last anti-submarine attack was dealt from her! Nice ASMR and hope Kumo have a Happy April Fools! 😋
С праздником, Товарищ!
Happy April fool for all of comrade who committed to the cause of the proletariat!!!🎉🎉🎉
After a long day this was exactly what I needed, thanks Kumo 😂❤
Glad I could help kumrade!♡
I'm about to sleep to this lol
So much communism from one spider
Thank for internationale quality of class struggle theory to sleep too ☭
Слава рабоче-крестьянскому движению, товарищи. УРА
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь….
What is that that I see? "10K views"? Oh my, surely this must meant something.
Love from CHINA, eventually, got something for daily learning. I guess my society credit is going high.
Original German version too please
This doesn’t sound like Democracy, Super Citizen.
I'm no communist but I do discriminate against super citizens
I fucking love you thanks comrade
Wow wow wow, suuugoi❤
I was so confused reading the title in my notifications, then remembered this was meant for April fools 😭
Вставай товарищ! Не время для сна!
Happy April fool's day, and plot twist: your video being corrupted twice is a sign that the CIA knows what you're doing
We are all kumorades now 🫡
I'm a communist, I felt contemplated
Thanks comrade kumo
For some reason, on the desktop browser, the audio is so so so so low (need to turn up volume a lot).
Mobile youtube app, the audio is perfect and isn't as low as the desktop.
Very weird RUclips
I‘m ashamed I’ve searched for this.
It makes my blood boil
Kummers of all countries, unite!
Finally
❤❤❤❤❤
Yeah, I'm not wakin' up the same after this🙏
my sc increased after sleeping
HELLLL YEAHHHHHH
Y’know, I’ll be the first to say communism sucks in practice, but damn Marx can spout some fire
koomers of the world, unite
Now she has an apartment in Moscow
*sips tea….
YEEEEES
Now do the other manifesto I dare you. You ain't got the guts lol. And before you say, "which manifesto?", you know which one. 💀
Киров на связи , к взлёту готов , сравняем всё с землёй .
Kumonism
LMAO why does Google translate this to communism, why do they knoooow
Kumo Komrade
Lmfao there is just straight up no audio now
NO WAY
did reloading the page work ? >_
@@kumogorogoro ok, it worked, actually took a few tries, i think it was just because the video was new. Sorry for the scare lol.
Ура товарищи!
Yes
NIce
Better bred than red🫡
why not both
@@weedAndTransRightshaven’t you heard about a saying about cake or something?
Wow hey hey hey hey hey 😧😧😧
Fua olvidate jaja
there is no I there is only WE o7
Now do Trotsky's Transitional Program - the komrades need to know the way forth!
I'm to high for this :/
wait what
que ? xd
Эм... почему........
algorithm boosting comment because this is the content we need
Now next year read mein kampf
Ew
ogey 👍
@@kumogorogoro 🤢
Lmao, best April Fools Joke. Just delete and reupload mid viewing EVERY time so it fails to load for those who are actually listening to it 🤣
I'M SOWWYYYYY AHAHAHAHHAAA
@@kumogorogoro Get ready for Part 2 💀
@@YouFellForTheBait part 2 stops halfway as the CIA burst into my home and take me captive
@@kumogorogoro 100% alphabet boys down bad for Spider
🥰🥰😵💫😵💫😳😳🤤🤤
☭️☭