10 types of fans at shows

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2014
  • Most of us have seen all of these people when we go to shows. Which one are you?

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  • @Adam-ce3wc
    @Adam-ce3wc 5 лет назад +5494

    "this is sparta" guys and "don't hurt me" guys are usually right next to each other

    • @chelseagrinfan1
      @chelseagrinfan1 5 лет назад +164

      the irony is great in that isnt it xD

    • @bigp1453
      @bigp1453 5 лет назад +44

      I mosh like that sometimes

    • @berioldir68
      @berioldir68 5 лет назад +91

      @@bigp1453 it has nothing to do with moshing. it's ok at hardcore concerts or something, cause thats where they belong. but not at a metal show.

    • @lewisxiii2593
      @lewisxiii2593 5 лет назад +6

      omg lol

    • @Squee_666_9
      @Squee_666_9 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha

  • @lit4960
    @lit4960 4 года назад +1761

    Unimpressed douce is a security guard

    • @petrugiurcaneanu7101
      @petrugiurcaneanu7101 4 года назад +65

      LITV ʜᴅ once i was a Security guard windmilling at a show.

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 года назад +49

      They have to be serious and intimidating. It’s their job

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 4 года назад +9

      @@nehemiahzo_ You should tell that to the security guard they show in Led Zeppelin's live Since I've Been Loving You video.

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 года назад +1

      Bradley Filley it’s cool to not always be uptight, but still enforce the rules

    • @watwrongwichu2578
      @watwrongwichu2578 4 года назад +3

      Some security guards be going wild headbanging aswell

  • @vaibhavtomar20
    @vaibhavtomar20 4 года назад +3706

    I've heard stoners scream "Go Metallica" at an Iron Maiden concert.

  • @StuntmanDanHemi
    @StuntmanDanHemi 5 лет назад +2793

    You forgot the "I know all the lyrics" guy, singing along to EVERY song lol

  • @tripleshits
    @tripleshits 7 лет назад +5462

    You forgot the guy who has his phone out for the whole show

  • @someguyig5669
    @someguyig5669 5 лет назад +1124

    You forgot about the dude who just stands there and nods his head.

    • @TheReturningGoat
      @TheReturningGoat 4 года назад +86

      Headbangers

    • @Liquidcat_123
      @Liquidcat_123 4 года назад +122

      I’m the guy that just stands there and nods his head

    • @mitolist
      @mitolist 4 года назад +3

      @@Liquidcat_123 all concert 😁🤘

    • @kakarrotcake6991
      @kakarrotcake6991 4 года назад +4

      Wasn’t that the stoner impression?

    • @ashg9023
      @ashg9023 4 года назад +6

      Me?

  • @dorienrose9982
    @dorienrose9982 4 года назад +292

    How about the, "I know this is an Ed Sheeran concert but I am going to crowd surf" guy.

  • @justinh_fitness3802
    @justinh_fitness3802 4 года назад +1350

    You forgot the 7 foot guy, who’s there by himself, for no reason but to stand directly in front of you. And you can’t move around him because you’re surrounded in reasonably sweat Hispanic dudes with vapes and gages

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 4 года назад +16

      Or I'm just unlucky lol

    • @BiancaGibson
      @BiancaGibson 4 года назад +47

      Or with massive hair that brings them to 7 feet.

    • @thegreatestfartofalltime6448
      @thegreatestfartofalltime6448 4 года назад +15

      Oh god this hit home

    • @justmytwocents5166
      @justmytwocents5166 4 года назад +21

      Just be taller next time, it’s not that difficult. Jk jk I’m the giant that always pisses people off and I totally get it. I try to stay further back though. And I’m usually with people. At shows that aren’t jam packed there’s always a little pocket of empty space behind me hahah

    • @LadySeraphineCC
      @LadySeraphineCC 4 года назад +15

      Man.... I'm 4'11.... That's every other human in the room taller than that 😩

  • @LichKingSkullWart
    @LichKingSkullWart 8 лет назад +361

    Should be one for quietly but viciously nodding your head in approval in the background.

    • @FadirDungeon
      @FadirDungeon 8 лет назад

      +Gore Bag Yes. YEEEES.

    • @isaacskelton7609
      @isaacskelton7609 8 лет назад +3

      +Gore Bag Thats me

    • @JoaoKorreiaa
      @JoaoKorreiaa 8 лет назад +30

      +Gore Bag I'm one of those. but inside I'm the "fuck i love these guys".
      Really need to let myself loose next concert

    • @jesselogan3268
      @jesselogan3268 7 лет назад

      Gore Bag, well . . . shit

    • @marinela8933
      @marinela8933 7 лет назад

      EXACTLY

  • @jesse29barton
    @jesse29barton 7 лет назад +1565

    don't forget the pit warlord that tries to murder everyone in the pit. omg or the pit medic hahaha

    • @kianac420
      @kianac420 7 лет назад +124

      Pit Medic XD yes. Thank god for them.

    • @WarriorWithin111
      @WarriorWithin111 7 лет назад +294

      PIT MEDIC! PHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!! XD
      I remember one time in a circle pit at an Unearth show I slipped on a plastic beer glass and almost fell, but managed to stay on my feet and was about to keep going. But instantly, the second I slipped, a huge guy pulls me out of the pit and was like "You okay? Everything good? You need to be careful bro, the floor is slippery."
      You can tell those kinds of guys play supports for their teams in video games :D

    • @MysticWolfMusic
      @MysticWolfMusic 7 лет назад +47

      Jesse Barton Holy crap yes. I once saw a guy get his nose broken by some idiot swinging his arms and legs around like a helicopter in a circle pit xD

    • @skilldeadly8888
      @skilldeadly8888 7 лет назад +121

      I'm the pit medic. I always run to pick people up and spread people out if there is a pile up or a injury. Like to see everyone have a good time.

    • @mrglaciator
      @mrglaciator 7 лет назад +8

      Pit medic :'D

  • @mzr.3620
    @mzr.3620 4 года назад +161

    1:13
    so you think you can dance?
    Sid: Yes! _(Speaks in Metal)_

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 3 года назад +3

      Starts dancing like an alien

    • @TheSusBus_191
      @TheSusBus_191 2 года назад +3

      Omg the alien dialect when Corey was bouncing around like a kid with a happy meal. Slipknot is all around such a funny band.
      P.s: Has anyone stopped to realize that Sid's job is to do literally whatever he wants? Lucky! 🤘🏻

    • @Moroi92
      @Moroi92 2 года назад +1

      And people think ya can't dance to metal. They clearly haven't seen Sid

  • @torygrima
    @torygrima 4 года назад +129

    Jared u forgot one guy... The 'this is a great time for a conversation' guy. U know the one screaming 'how was your day' at the top of his lungs, confusing everyone around him

  • @ultimatum1895
    @ultimatum1895 7 лет назад +1692

    the THIS IS SPARTA people worry me severely

    • @tristanr1823
      @tristanr1823 6 лет назад +145

      They remind me of the kids at school who think they are in an anime

    • @dirmenss3574
      @dirmenss3574 5 лет назад +22

      Then i guess i should be concerned about my self

    • @michaelmacvittie6977
      @michaelmacvittie6977 5 лет назад +39

      They always kill the mosh pit

    • @sl0th259
      @sl0th259 5 лет назад +70

      No karate in the pit

    • @nikol3442
      @nikol3442 5 лет назад +7

      I have seen them even on a punk concert.

  • @Aaronian99
    @Aaronian99 7 лет назад +513

    Im a mix between "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS!!!!@#$%^&&" and "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME"

  • @trippingwithjesse9837
    @trippingwithjesse9837 5 лет назад +208

    i know im 5 years late but you missed" knows every lyric guy" and "Im only here cause my friends got me a ticket guy"

    • @alexandershaer1079
      @alexandershaer1079 5 лет назад +11

      Tripping with Jesse the second one would be the unimpressed douch

    • @howtodisappearcompletely627
      @howtodisappearcompletely627 3 года назад +2

      ‘’I’m only here bc my friends got me a ticket’’
      is 100% me

    • @corndogjoe7860
      @corndogjoe7860 3 года назад +1

      @@howtodisappearcompletely627 I'm the guy who gives the tickets to everyone

  • @raskullsshako
    @raskullsshako 4 года назад +762

    People: you can’t dance to metal.
    Sid Wilson: 1:12

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 4 года назад +2

      Pussy

    • @knotletis
      @knotletis 4 года назад +19

      That’s basically how Ivan was when I saw Five Finger Death Punch last month

    • @vhsgabriel3556
      @vhsgabriel3556 4 года назад +65

      sid finds a way to dance to everything

    • @miss.7656
      @miss.7656 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @kyrieeleison4990
      @kyrieeleison4990 4 года назад +3

      😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😄😅😆😊🤔🙄😑😶😴😌😝😜😛😭😢😭😢🤧🧐🤭🤫🤓🤥😈👿👹👺💀👽

  • @hollierobyn4985
    @hollierobyn4985 7 лет назад +881

    I'm normally the smallest person at a concert so I'm the 'please don't hurt me' guy 😂

    • @lucakeltie2491
      @lucakeltie2491 7 лет назад +20

      Hollie Robyn went to black sabbath in June with my dad walking through the crowd to get to my seat I'm the please don't hurt me times ten

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 7 лет назад +1

      same

    • @VampiraVonGhoulscout
      @VampiraVonGhoulscout 7 лет назад +3

      Me too! High five! We can be tiny people together :3

    • @yogiyahya8341
      @yogiyahya8341 7 лет назад +2

      Mine was "so you think you can dance?" Guy XD

    • @sabarnachatterjee5918
      @sabarnachatterjee5918 7 лет назад +2

      and at the end of concert - its thr last one - old dude

  • @bluesmiles5
    @bluesmiles5 8 лет назад +575

    I'm a mix of the please don't hurt me and the OMG I love this band xD

    • @tjarway4555
      @tjarway4555 8 лет назад

      same

    • @AbnormalArtNerd
      @AbnormalArtNerd 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @carlanuttall8772
      @carlanuttall8772 8 лет назад

      Me

    • @3_4_1
      @3_4_1 8 лет назад +21

      So, you basically try to run as fast as possible away from the stage while screaming "YEEEEEEAHH, That´s my favourite song FUCKERS!"

    • @FSRides
      @FSRides 8 лет назад

      too

  • @Sockmanof04
    @Sockmanof04 4 года назад +286

    “This is Sparta” is basically the entirety of Black Metal and Slipknot pits. With 2-3 “don’t hurt me”s

    • @tinaxvp
      @tinaxvp 4 года назад +24

      This is sparta is just what hardcore kids are

    • @l0nesomeb0nesome82
      @l0nesomeb0nesome82 4 года назад +1

      t i n a x v p xStraightEdgex

    • @noahbonanno6783
      @noahbonanno6783 4 года назад +30

      Idk what kinda black metal concerts your going to. This is Sparta is mostly all in the hardcore scene

    • @noahbonanno6783
      @noahbonanno6783 4 года назад +7

      @@tinaxvp why do you guys find elbows and kick to people's faces amusing?

    • @txckerm2627
      @txckerm2627 4 года назад +2

      I mean like last slipknot concert I went to no one was head banging or anything just the band playing

  • @brunopetrini5174
    @brunopetrini5174 4 года назад +56

    “This is Sparta”=“Karate kid”
    No karate in the pit

  • @deaconblooze1
    @deaconblooze1 7 лет назад +167

    I've seen 'That one old dude' at every concert I've ever been to. You see him drunkenly jamming out to whatever is playing on the PA before the show even starts. Usually shirtless.

  • @Visidium
    @Visidium 8 лет назад +317

    Too bad there isn't a "Headbanging to anything that sounds good" one.

    • @spiritualleprosy5159
      @spiritualleprosy5159 8 лет назад +6

      That one is me except when the band I actually want to see comes I go all crazy

    • @Ishin69
      @Ishin69 8 лет назад

      +Spiritual Leprosy515 me too lol

    • @moonseeker8765
      @moonseeker8765 8 лет назад +6

      For the first band yes. Then my neck hurts extremely and I stop it until the band I actually was there for comes ;D

    • @Garith000
      @Garith000 8 лет назад +11

      +Villainy or the "we party to sound check" guys that get there two hours early

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile 8 лет назад +1

      +Garith Jonez I was gonna say that one lol. That's usually me. The first time was out of ignorance, I showed up when it said doors open, but hey, it was my first show and I come from the home Havelock Country Jamboree. We don't have metal shows, let alone anyone who knows anything about them. I did pretty good for no guide. Ever since that first Strapping Young Lad show, I have become the Virgil to many heavy metal Dantes in my town.

  • @wintershock
    @wintershock 4 года назад +65

    I usually just end up being that short girl that is scared but is still having a good time somehow.

  • @bradleyspinks7922
    @bradleyspinks7922 4 года назад +51

    1:45 was literally me at my first Rammstein gig

    • @cactus3677
      @cactus3677 4 года назад +2

      Hahahahahahaha probs me in a few years. But I do really love them😅🤘🏻

  • @lilcreature4006
    @lilcreature4006 7 лет назад +372

    im just the basic headbanger, nothing special

  • @mophead0766
    @mophead0766 8 лет назад +2739

    Wait where's the "knows every lyric" guy? Because I have met quite a few of them, and I am one.

  • @OSiE_3150
    @OSiE_3150 6 лет назад +917

    Where's the Yells All The Lyrics fan
    Cos that's me, unfortunately

    • @KappaKiller108
      @KappaKiller108 5 лет назад +49

      Usually on the ground next to the "Punch dudes who ruin the song for me" guy

    • @araf5208
      @araf5208 5 лет назад +2

      Me too

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 5 лет назад +8

      Congrats on being a legitimate reason why concerts aren't as much fun as they should be, I guess.

    • @Demisearts
      @Demisearts 5 лет назад

      oh god.....

    • @goingtotahiti
      @goingtotahiti 5 лет назад

      That's me

  • @goodgoy7363
    @goodgoy7363 6 лет назад +261

    Whiskey and You think you can dance.
    I probably should stop...

  • @calebheney302
    @calebheney302 8 лет назад +265

    I am Sparta should be called the guy that ruins mosh pits

    • @laidchicken
      @laidchicken 8 лет назад +2

      Exactly

    • @georgehennon2105
      @georgehennon2105 7 лет назад

      All you gotta do is ruin him then! Trust me, most people are on your side.

    • @laidchicken
      @laidchicken 7 лет назад +2

      There's a certain level when it gets ridiculous. I'm trying to put together a battle jacket myself, but I wasn't intending on putting a zillion studs and shit with it, haha.

    • @zacharylevier2235
      @zacharylevier2235 7 лет назад +3

      CROWD KILLING FOR THE WIN.

    • @Hijahal
      @Hijahal 7 лет назад

      whats a song ? This is sparta

  • @someguy4853
    @someguy4853 7 лет назад +343

    One day i'm going to be that old dude

    • @ToniCraftShow
      @ToniCraftShow 6 лет назад +10

      I'd like to know at what age you are considered "old" at a show. I might be pushing it.

    • @SaadRKhan
      @SaadRKhan 5 лет назад +7

      @@ToniCraftShow can you balance on two feet?

    • @ToniCraftShow
      @ToniCraftShow 5 лет назад

      @Wordsto Know cool, I have some time.

    • @jaydawg2990
      @jaydawg2990 5 лет назад

      Metal 4 Life

    • @mrgoodbehavebruh6436
      @mrgoodbehavebruh6436 5 лет назад +1

      every one is
      just think off that

  • @sihtam7612
    @sihtam7612 4 года назад +223

    You've forgotten the Headbang Machine
    aka me

    • @andrewg7576
      @andrewg7576 4 года назад +11

      Same here. I have had hats and glasses fly off my head and I usually have to hold onto something so I dont get super disoriented and fall over. Surprised I haven't given myself whiplash.

    • @andrewg7576
      @andrewg7576 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ErUyFK8Dnfs/видео.html
      Starting about 1:00 - The All or Nothing. Only he does an entry level version. Needs more windmill or figure 8 along with more kneck movement.

    • @mitolist
      @mitolist 4 года назад

      And me🤘

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 года назад +1

      And then after the concert: *the headache*

    • @tevster1316
      @tevster1316 4 года назад

      Represent!

  • @polmartincarmona2705
    @polmartincarmona2705 6 лет назад +104

    1:12 lol i died😂😂😂

  • @veronicagilman4545
    @veronicagilman4545 7 лет назад +287

    in reality these all are a time line .
    we're all of these at one point during the concert

    • @jonasbeise8910
      @jonasbeise8910 6 лет назад

      Veronica Gilman your not wrong

    • @WhiteStars12
      @WhiteStars12 6 лет назад +1

      Even the old dude?

    • @LordSrom
      @LordSrom 6 лет назад +1

      Memetallica3209 When you're standing up for several hours I think you are xD

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 6 лет назад

      Im only the omg i love these guys and waiting for the headliner
      In best instances also this is sparta

  • @Pur3ScarsVII
    @Pur3ScarsVII 8 лет назад +47

    You forget the "I don't want to have any fun but I record the whole concert" guy

  • @vojtatomasik8400
    @vojtatomasik8400 5 лет назад +23

    When 'please don't hurt me' and 'this is sparta' meet...

  • @colonelhermesl.1710
    @colonelhermesl.1710 6 лет назад +6

    Proud to be the OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS fan! Always in the first row, always cheering! Metal should be friendship and brotherhoods

  • @loadouts5678
    @loadouts5678 7 лет назад +151

    Forgot the drunk guy who yells at the band from 70 feet away and tells everyone in a circle pit to sit down

  • @didi1232001
    @didi1232001 8 лет назад +201

    Please Don't Hurt Me is actually me at every concert

    • @joshleyforever
      @joshleyforever 8 лет назад

      Paramore :3 👌👌👍👍

    • @AlexanderL23
      @AlexanderL23 8 лет назад +2

      Haha same

    • @scazdog
      @scazdog 8 лет назад +1

      Me at Muse

    • @Zatsumaster
      @Zatsumaster 8 лет назад +3

      +SapphirePsychoJeager especially if you're wearing glasses... man this shit is expensive and i need em

    • @mgrnge
      @mgrnge 8 лет назад +1

      #teamseating

  • @pepsicola2796
    @pepsicola2796 5 лет назад +14

    i like how his one outfit accurately represents all of them

  • @missjayspeechley9213
    @missjayspeechley9213 4 года назад +38

    You forgot "the sardine", when the venue is so packed you can't move.
    Personally I'm either a "sardine", or a "so you think you can dance". Except I know I can't, but that doesn't stop me

  • @AdhiPambudi
    @AdhiPambudi 7 лет назад +726

    Still better top ten list than WatchMojo 😅😅😅

    • @otiddiclvx
      @otiddiclvx 7 лет назад +18

      yeah because +WatchMojo is completely a shit

    • @AdhiPambudi
      @AdhiPambudi 7 лет назад +3

      pramudito agree

    • @michellelehky2374
      @michellelehky2374 7 лет назад +6

      Matt Santoro is better than WatchMojo, and he just copies their shit.

    • @karceex1
      @karceex1 6 лет назад +11

      A shopping list is better than their lists.

    • @BBHSN98
      @BBHSN98 6 лет назад +1

      It's like the Buzzfeed of RUclips

  • @alanovski.
    @alanovski. 8 лет назад +1973

    i am very ashamed to be the please don't hurt me guy ha...

    • @alanovski.
      @alanovski. 8 лет назад +57

      that's what i did at the Cannibal Corpse show last week in my town. don't regret it a single bit though some girl got hurt there

    • @Shadowfox-ms5hh
      @Shadowfox-ms5hh 6 лет назад +34

      dibble the funny I've seen all these types of people at metal concerts I'm usually either the camera guy or I love the band guy

    • @logwind
      @logwind 6 лет назад +3

      I ended up that guy at a vein show. jesus.

    • @likelytofollowin4thgear314
      @likelytofollowin4thgear314 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @likelytofollowin4thgear314
      @likelytofollowin4thgear314 6 лет назад +6

      Or I just like to watch.... WTF ARE MY EMOTIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @ellis.c8821
    @ellis.c8821 4 года назад +23

    I'm "please dont hurt me" and "so you think you can dance"

  • @kurtcobain3426
    @kurtcobain3426 5 лет назад +140

    I am definetly the " OMG i love you guys" guy

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 8 лет назад +687

    Sadly, I'm the one who waits for the headliner.

    • @wsdfnkefjps1513
      @wsdfnkefjps1513 6 лет назад +1

      Poser?

    • @bandolierboy1908
      @bandolierboy1908 6 лет назад +29

      He's not a poser if he's just waiting for the headliner

    • @iceydaywalker9198
      @iceydaywalker9198 6 лет назад +1

      u suck

    • @vladimyrmorris6554
      @vladimyrmorris6554 6 лет назад +1

      Billy Cobb how is that sad? The only time i liked both acts was one time when MM opened for Rob Zombie. I liked both acts equally.

    • @jedisok13
      @jedisok13 6 лет назад +1

      vladimyr morris Then you need to go to more shows pal. Also your taste in music sucks ass.

  • @makingthemostoutofnothing1256
    @makingthemostoutofnothing1256 6 лет назад +1238

    is he in a sauna?

  • @orphanrafferty1955
    @orphanrafferty1955 4 года назад +29

    1:46
    First time i saw Slipknot after like, 15+ years into their carreer

  • @vampire-p
    @vampire-p 6 лет назад +615

    You forgot “The Awkward Newbie”: The one who doesn’t exactly know what to do, since it’s the first show they’ve been to, but is still enjoying themselves anyway. (Aka me at the BVB and Asking Alexandria show in February lol)

  • @CR3ATIVEx
    @CR3ATIVEx 9 лет назад +120

    Oh I'm definitely the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" one. :D

    • @sawyerh.923
      @sawyerh.923 9 лет назад +34

      I go from "waiting for the headliner" to that one in a matter of seconds.

    • @wimpman94
      @wimpman94 9 лет назад +4

      I've been that "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" dude so many times lol no regrets

    • @thelstandsforlesbian2091
      @thelstandsforlesbian2091 9 лет назад

      ***** Samee

    • @TRtherocknroller
      @TRtherocknroller 9 лет назад

      Yup

    • @TipsyRiver
      @TipsyRiver 9 лет назад +1

      Sn1pZzx I'm about to be that guy. I mean, who else can you be on a Blind Guardian concert? ...Maybe the stoner, but with a bigger smile and a little more energy.

  • @deathcats6445
    @deathcats6445 7 лет назад +249

    He forgot about that one person that starts fights in the mosh pits, or the one person that over head bangs/jumps, and they look like their neck is just going to snap off their body(me BTW)

    • @whatcolorisdeath1266
      @whatcolorisdeath1266 5 лет назад +1

      Me irl

    • @MrKazukaoO
      @MrKazukaoO 5 лет назад +6

      those are the "This is Sparta" guys, all of em

    • @BauhausBarbie
      @BauhausBarbie 5 лет назад

      Lol me too

    • @hibro2596
      @hibro2596 5 лет назад

      Death Cats so you’re the one who fuckin tramples me when I fall lol!

  • @cherrybomb86
    @cherrybomb86 4 года назад +46

    I've never ever smoked anything in my life but I'm 100% the stoner

    • @samanthaadams619
      @samanthaadams619 4 года назад +6

      I hear that. I have this mellow vibe that I seem stoner-ish, even despite the fact that I'm stone cold sober at almost all times.

    • @blakeolsen2782
      @blakeolsen2782 4 года назад

      @@samanthaadams619 that must suck

  • @broondjongen
    @broondjongen 4 года назад +18

    0:17 Every Warped Tour mosh pit

  • @brandonrenzbr
    @brandonrenzbr 8 лет назад +639

    lol im a mix of this is sparta and omg i love these guys

    • @PEASANTTOAKING
      @PEASANTTOAKING 8 лет назад +4

      +Jared Dines man, this is metal!

    • @DrunkDuckXD
      @DrunkDuckXD 8 лет назад +4

      hahaha same here, less of the limb thrashing and more straight moshing though.

    • @p5ych0_w1tch
      @p5ych0_w1tch 8 лет назад +1

      +Brandon Renz same! (+stoner.. sometimes...)

    • @brandonrenzbr
      @brandonrenzbr 8 лет назад

      +Jared Dines Yess!!!

    • @brandonrenzbr
      @brandonrenzbr 8 лет назад

      +Vince Brown straight moshings always the best!

  • @lormackk
    @lormackk 8 лет назад +293

    why am I all of these

    • @meusana3681
      @meusana3681 8 лет назад +13

      all of us have been or will atleast be all of these some point in our life

    • @pseudoluminary6883
      @pseudoluminary6883 8 лет назад +5

      so your that one old dude?

    • @lormackk
      @lormackk 8 лет назад +1

      Twenty one chemical panics yes

    • @pseudoluminary6883
      @pseudoluminary6883 8 лет назад +1

      Lor XD i'm this is sparta cause i do everything he does on that part

    • @beatriztrigo729
      @beatriztrigo729 8 лет назад +3

      lol how are you "this is Sparta!" and "please don't hurt me" at the same time?

  • @simonepal45
    @simonepal45 5 лет назад +6

    I'm definitely the waiting for the headliner and omg i love these guys

  • @katherineshults604
    @katherineshults604 6 лет назад +1

    Feeling down but watching this . Just got me laughing and feeling better 😂😂😂 thank you

  • @imnoexpert1926
    @imnoexpert1926 9 лет назад +189

    You forgot "the headbanger" guys who just sit up front and headbang and or the guys with the long hair that swing it in a circle (can't think of the name for that)

    • @ChristopherRoss.
      @ChristopherRoss. 9 лет назад +63

      The Barrier Huggers and Windmills. I'm a barrier hugger myself, lol.

    • @HellAngel275
      @HellAngel275 9 лет назад +18

      The "Headbang until your brain falls out". Yeah i'm one of those x).

    • @SebastesMarinus
      @SebastesMarinus 9 лет назад +15

      It's called "the Helicopter".

    • @coreybest6887
      @coreybest6887 9 лет назад +4

      Headbang until internal decapitation, that's me haha

    • @adriantomo5688
      @adriantomo5688 9 лет назад +8

      It's not the helicopter. It's called windmill, usually done by brutal death metallers

  • @hashbrownz1999
    @hashbrownz1999 8 лет назад +189

    I'm the unimpressed douche.
    not because i'm unimpressed, or a douche, but because i don't feel comfortable flailing myself around in a crowd of people.

    • @switch2704
      @switch2704 8 лет назад +1

      No one asked, and no one cares !

    • @The1975mvm
      @The1975mvm 8 лет назад +28

      +Joshisswitch The description says ''Most of us have seen all of these people when we go to shows. Which one are you?'' you chicken nugget.

    • @azerix4168
      @azerix4168 8 лет назад +8

      Yeah well I have social anxiety and I managed it yesterday in my first show. If everyone else is goin mental no-one will judge you for doin the same

    • @donorl8701
      @donorl8701 8 лет назад +1

      +tyler burtcher isn't that basically the "Please Don't Hurt Me" guy

    • @hashbrownz1999
      @hashbrownz1999 8 лет назад +3

      Stirling He
      Hurt me plenty, I'm just afraid of hurting others lol

  • @nyelbaig
    @nyelbaig 6 лет назад +86

    at 0:47 looks like he's tickling balls

  • @gicady
    @gicady 6 лет назад +14

    I am the please don't hurt me guy , definently.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 года назад +1

      Ah you'll get there mate. At least not the guy pushing and kicking and hitting everyone, constantly annoying them

  • @Monolith64
    @Monolith64 7 лет назад +39

    "just waiting until the headliner"is me at practically every show nowadays lmao

  • @GodDoesntCry
    @GodDoesntCry 8 лет назад +62

    I'm the "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" fan XD

    • @adrenaline_.7131
      @adrenaline_.7131 8 лет назад

      +TAKATOOSE lol

    • @sergeantsilly5239
      @sergeantsilly5239 8 лет назад

      +TAKATOOSE me too xD

    • @goththique
      @goththique 8 лет назад

      Same LOL

    • @emmyjay3738
      @emmyjay3738 8 лет назад

      Same. Screaming my head off with a big grin.

    • @sexyadolf6136
      @sexyadolf6136 8 лет назад

      lol i'm the plz don't hurt me guy) i love concerts but always afraid of places with a lot of people :0

  • @perojalenarddeniel5574
    @perojalenarddeniel5574 5 лет назад +12

    I'm "This is sparta" when its my favorite song

  • @naty2597
    @naty2597 4 года назад +8

    When me and my friends were high school students we were: "The Shred 'til your dead head" "OMG we love these guys" and "This is sparta" lolol
    Now we are just: "Whiskey is good" and headbanging hard obviously lmao plus we almost never use our phone just enjoy the wonderful sounds

  • @vasserx3208
    @vasserx3208 7 лет назад +24

    I'm sooooooo "please don't hurt me" and "omg i love these guys" 😂😂😂😂

  • @More-ql9uy
    @More-ql9uy 8 лет назад +27

    i am the "omg i love these guys" and "i'm waiting for the headliner" haha 😂! you are amazing!

  • @jerod9117
    @jerod9117 4 года назад +4

    Just waiting for the headliner guy: “yeah they’re good, Alright”

  • @margyoan97
    @margyoan97 6 лет назад

    Old guys at rock and metal concerts... You have my deepest respect.

  • @christopherhernandez8951
    @christopherhernandez8951 7 лет назад +253

    u miss the faker and i'm here cuz of friends xD

    • @christopherhernandez8951
      @christopherhernandez8951 7 лет назад +6

      but technically r the same :v

    • @antoniakontogianni557
      @antoniakontogianni557 6 лет назад +9

      Benjamin not exactly. i brought my friend once at a concert and she didn't even try to pretend to like the music. instead she started reading a book. The last thing i remember is that she was near a moshpit it was still hilarious

    • @cassandravanmeter304
      @cassandravanmeter304 6 лет назад +1

      nothing lmaooo

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 6 лет назад +1

      nothing i know that feel, but most of the time, they are either waiting for the headliner, whiskey is good or you think you can dance people.

    • @if5248
      @if5248 6 лет назад

      Me at a breaking benjamin concert my friend dragged me to....people were offended bc I didn't know the lyrics😂

  • @Kebabscout
    @Kebabscout 8 лет назад +66

    You forgot the front row windmiller.

    • @GokuGX
      @GokuGX 8 лет назад

      +Kebabscout ROFL

    • @jonfleet2457
      @jonfleet2457 8 лет назад

      dammit, front row windmiller. stop it.

  • @Kinenhi
    @Kinenhi 4 года назад +5

    'So you think you can dance' actually made me giggle out loud, but I loved 'this is sparta' as an excellent example of 'no karate in the pit' XD

  • @phenny2812
    @phenny2812 4 года назад +5

    Looking like a GTA5 character out here 😂😂😂🤪 love ya jared

  • @VanLanen
    @VanLanen 9 лет назад +360

    I guess the "please don't hurt me" one can also be the "i want to pit, but those fucking hardcore dancers", if you have that one it's complete.
    By the way, how weird was it to record this one?

    • @andrewstace4557
      @andrewstace4557 9 лет назад +6

      me at any non pop-punk show

    • @ramadnazhif7301
      @ramadnazhif7301 9 лет назад

      ***** Did you remember him ?

    • @cheosamad216
      @cheosamad216 9 лет назад

      Trae Dillahay I have recently found that going to the front and starting a real pit is way more fun.

    • @LeMortalPanda
      @LeMortalPanda 9 лет назад +1

      My favorite type of pit is the circle pit... So when their is this fucking emo douchebag punching the air in the middle of the circle pit i get so mad!

    • @Thallamus
      @Thallamus 9 лет назад +5

      I don't get all the hate on hardcore dancing, It's a part of hardcore.
      It's understandable if there's someone hardcore dancing at a metal show, thats not okay.
      But hardcore dancing is totally acceptable in hardcore,metalcore and deathcore shows.(maybe slam metal too)

  • @The88shrimp
    @The88shrimp 8 лет назад +81

    you forgot the #yoloswagomgIwenttothatconcert fans, you know the ones that just stand there with their phones pointed at the stage.

  • @lauraromo8526
    @lauraromo8526 6 лет назад

    Oh man!!! I love you videos!!! They are so funny and awesome, keep up the good work!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @oculttheexegaming2509
    @oculttheexegaming2509 6 лет назад +2

    I'm a combination between Shred till you're dead, OMG I love these guys!!! and Whiskey is Good.

  • @champagnpapi800
    @champagnpapi800 8 лет назад +91

    You missed JumpdafakUpers (Jumping for the whole show)

  • @AsWeAllFallOfficial
    @AsWeAllFallOfficial 9 лет назад +12

    You should do 10 types of Keyboardists/Keyboard players at concerts:
    1. The classic-ly trained one (hella complex, plays every part)
    2. The One note player (Strings)
    3. The "I act like I'm playing, but it's really just samples and I press play"
    4. The "Oh I'm not plugged in"
    5. The "I'm louder than everyone else"
    6. The "Super complicated Synth Player" (Keytarist)
    7. "I'm a keyboardist, but I'm also THE second main vocalist"
    8. The I have so much gear, but I only use one piece for this whole set
    9. The "Yes I have a keyboard, but I rarely play and I go batshit crazy"
    10. The "Nope, he didn't show up, but we have all his parts on this iPod for playback"

  • @asangisamuel9505
    @asangisamuel9505 4 года назад

    Dude I love your videos make's me feel better love it

  • @lizziemalfoy6219
    @lizziemalfoy6219 4 года назад +2

    “Please don’t hurt me” is in public, “This is Sparta” is in my room

  • @Voyevoda911
    @Voyevoda911 8 лет назад +24

    I'm a guitarist and I totally do not like when people would do the shred fingers in front of me as close as they could. lolol

  • @Sabbathfaax
    @Sabbathfaax 8 лет назад +9

    Everybody at the Vancouver Iron Maiden concert were omg I love these guys
    Lol

  • @Killcupidsaaki17
    @Killcupidsaaki17 3 года назад

    I have been, dont hurt me, i love these guys, and so you think you dance simultaneously

  • @carrissastevens
    @carrissastevens 4 года назад +10

    what about those people who just headbang and jump around the entire show but are too scared to go in the mosh pit 👀

  • @0249er
    @0249er 7 лет назад +92

    Fun story I was at reading last year main stage watching ffdp when it turned into a pretty brutal mosh like I'm not a small guy and love it but I was even like wtf is this sow a tiny 5ft girl as the wall of death was opening in the middle with nothing but fully grown men around and most of the girls had gone or not that many came in the first place but anyway I was thinking should I go help her she's gonna die in the middle then suddenly she charges at me and punches me in the eye when I was leaving to go back to camp some 6ft guy in front of me was telling his friend about a 5ft girl who ran out of nowhere and pushed him over I think she deserves to be famous

  • @lolh4x
    @lolh4x 9 лет назад +27

    I don't see what's wrong with just standing there watching the band play. I've seen Between the Buried and Me live four times and I always try and get the best seat to watch Blake and Dan play(drummer and bassist) because they are so fucking good.

    • @mattmanbrownbro
      @mattmanbrownbro 9 лет назад +13

      There's nothing wrong. According to the video, we are all assholes. :)

    • @mojolito
      @mojolito 9 лет назад +20

      I believe there's a difference between people standing still and watching a show and people who try to look as bored as possible while watching a show. If you think that they are "so fucking good" then you won't probably look unimpressed while seeing them.

    • @cheosamad216
      @cheosamad216 9 лет назад +1

      Just don't do it at any show where it's anything sort Barrier/Villians kinda vibe. Found out the hard way that you get punched in the face for watching the band play because 'not swinging your arms like an autistic fuck face is gay.'

    • @cheosamad216
      @cheosamad216 9 лет назад +2

      Matthew Brown Yeah, I started going to shows in New York instead, still has douches like that but not as bad, some of the shows I went to there have been pretty awesome. Seeing Periphery in NYC in 2 months. Can't wait.

    • @mattmanbrownbro
      @mattmanbrownbro 9 лет назад +10

      I'm a mosher, but there's a correct way to start a mosh and punching isn't it.
      Usually I end up shoulder bumping someone 2 or 3 times to see if they respond. If not, then no mosh. I think that's pretty respectful.

  • @mel_pnw
    @mel_pnw 5 лет назад

    YES! Spot on. Thank you for that laugh today.

  • @thegrc6459
    @thegrc6459 3 года назад +1

    I went to see TheOffspring and I was lucky enough to snag some 1st row spots because at that concert it was first come first serve. To my right there was a “this is Sparta guy” and to my left was a “smoking weed and drinking beer is a good combination guy”. I still got to enjoy the show but I walked out of there with a bruised rib and a cut on my cheekbone. It was still the night of my life

  • @k3nt1p4nd4
    @k3nt1p4nd4 9 лет назад +141

    What about "The dude who jumps" kind of fans? And "The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"? 'CauseI'm those two!

    • @MenteColectiva
      @MenteColectiva 9 лет назад +2

      Velcro DeClue I'm too! I remember jumping so high in an Opeth show that I almost landed with my crotch on some dude's back.

    • @spineyrequiem
      @spineyrequiem 9 лет назад +1

      Join the club... at Delain (yeah, not especially hardcore, a friend invited me) I was jumping and headbanging so hard that in a fairly packed venue, the guy behind me took a step back and no-one filled the gap.
      I'm told. I was a bit disorientated, and just noticed that I seemed to be jumping on his feet less.

    • @TheCrimsonIdol987
      @TheCrimsonIdol987 9 лет назад +1

      You, sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar.
      If we ever bump into each other at a show, remind me to buy you a pint!

    • @jldibiase
      @jldibiase 9 лет назад +1

      Yeah, count me in on the "guy who sings the whole show" :-)

    • @mattpechous1
      @mattpechous1 9 лет назад

      Im the Whiskey is Good which turns me into the The one who sings during the whole show instead of listenning to the singer"?

  • @ProfessionalGreifer
    @ProfessionalGreifer 9 лет назад +25

    I'd be a mix of OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS and don't hurt me. Cuz I'd be stoked to see my fave band, but I'm relatively short and don't want to get swept up in a mosh pit or lost in the crowd.

    • @Veraina98
      @Veraina98 9 лет назад

      Literally me

    • @AlyssElectric
      @AlyssElectric 9 лет назад

      Me at almost every show lol

    • @TheIronDragonBrigade
      @TheIronDragonBrigade 9 лет назад

      Yep this is definitely me! I do a lot of "Waiting for the headliner" because normally I only come for the 1 band.

    • @undiscoveredabyssofyoursou8665
      @undiscoveredabyssofyoursou8665 9 лет назад

      +Digital Screams
      What deadmau5 has to do with metal XDD :P

    • @ProfessionalGreifer
      @ProfessionalGreifer 9 лет назад

      UndiscoveredAbyssOfYourSoul92TexasDayIsEstate Nothing much I guess but I like EDM and hard rock all the same :3

  • @NikukaiFightOn
    @NikukaiFightOn 6 лет назад

    Saw underoath 2 days ago (favorite band) and i was "just waiting for the headliner" for the first two sets, then i was "OMG I LOVE THESE GUYS" for their whole set. It was such a good show

  • @zigah6729
    @zigah6729 6 лет назад +1

    You're a legend, Jare Dines! I bow to you!!

  • @mxcmoney3634
    @mxcmoney3634 9 лет назад +21

    You forgot the "Girlfriend Babysitter" and the "Gets angry when they get hit/shoved when they're on the edge of the mosh pit".

    • @jacobg7756
      @jacobg7756 9 лет назад +4

      I hate those guys the most! More Often than not have a backwards cap and the same bottle of beer all night. When they get in front me I sing along extra annoyingly. Seriously, chill man not everybody wants the slag that dragged your sorry ass to the show!

    • @mxcmoney3634
      @mxcmoney3634 9 лет назад

      Jacob G Right

  • @erickesquivel6150
    @erickesquivel6150 8 лет назад +79

    Where's the drunk shirtless guy who goes all over the concert throwing horns up and spilling beer everywhere and won't stop shouting.

    • @wadewilson7527
      @wadewilson7527 8 лет назад +2

      +Erick Esquivel Soooooooo basically the drunk guy?

    • @erickesquivel6150
      @erickesquivel6150 8 лет назад

      +Wade Wilson (Deadpool) lol I guess Wade but nah this one a bit different.

    • @TheTrueMattiMan
      @TheTrueMattiMan 6 лет назад

      Mix of the "whiskey is good" guy and that one old dude

  • @cristinavalenta1576
    @cristinavalenta1576 6 лет назад

    Your videos are soo fun!

  • @ruthierainbow1002
    @ruthierainbow1002 2 месяца назад

    I've been there several times. Unimpressed whenever bad music pops up, whiskey is good whenever a song about alcohol pops up (though I prefer to live a clean life without any alcohol), and the following whenever a metal song comes on; this is sparta, shred 'til you're dead head, so you think you can dance, and omg I love these guys.

  • @iwrestleweebs2096
    @iwrestleweebs2096 9 лет назад +21

    the guys that goes into moshpit with beer so people slip because it and break their necks

    • @jakekorus8749
      @jakekorus8749 9 лет назад

      lmao so true

    • @TheIronDragonBrigade
      @TheIronDragonBrigade 9 лет назад

      I was on the edge of a pit once and people were spilling beer all over us non-moshers.

    • @iwrestleweebs2096
      @iwrestleweebs2096 9 лет назад +1

      TheIronDragonBrigade glad to hear that there are nice guys in pit.

  • @bleach0708
    @bleach0708 7 лет назад +85

    I would probably be the Please Don't Hurt Me one...

  • @tracksuitrob5348
    @tracksuitrob5348 4 года назад +48

    “this is sparta” people ruin the show for everyone 😪 nobody wants to get punched while they’re trying to jam to a song

  • @captainjirk9564
    @captainjirk9564 5 лет назад +1

    When I go concerts I'm below "This is Sparta!" but I don't just like stand still. I really get into the music, start rocking out, devil horns, that sway you do forwards and backwards, I headbang sometimes. My dad always wants to sit down though during concerts so I never get to get up and right into the heart of the music.
    There are way too many people who just kind of stand there and stare at the band.