3 SCARY GAMES #66

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @BaconJake14
    @BaconJake14 3 года назад +7442

    "Why can't you outsiders just leave us alone?"
    Why did you have to order pizza then?

    • @bnn07y
      @bnn07y 3 года назад +44

      checkmark will get likes by default
      edit - yes, I know. I tend to have idiotic tendencies. please excuse my poor eyesight. have a good day.

    • @LaMortDeLaMusique
      @LaMortDeLaMusique 3 года назад +357

      Oh yeah we never did find out who ordered the pizza.

    • @GatsBerserker
      @GatsBerserker 3 года назад +82

      BUT WHO THEN ORDERED THE PIZZA?

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 3 года назад +146

      @@bnn07y This is a member, not a verified user

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 года назад +55

      Probably that one random possum in the trailer park.

  • @WORLD_STXR
    @WORLD_STXR 3 года назад +2973

    "The shoes on the other foot bitch" is just such a raw and powerful quote.

    • @miriamgollnick9028
      @miriamgollnick9028 3 года назад +39

      it really is. it really is

    • @sena19.mp4
      @sena19.mp4 3 года назад +41

      @Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB nobody knows you enough to hate you, let alone be most hated. That record goes to the Paul brothers

    • @err
      @err 3 года назад +11

      Fun fact:
      ‏‏‎ ‎

    • @voidbreather7405
      @voidbreather7405 3 года назад +24

      @@babymetroid6661 It's a bot. Don't reply to it, just mark its comments for spam.

    • @WORLD_STXR
      @WORLD_STXR 3 года назад +17

      I'm getting tired of these spam bots ngl

  • @sqwiddle
    @sqwiddle 3 года назад +2007

    My theory for the second game:
    It’s about a firefighter who is dealing with grief and trauma of not being able to save people from the burning warehouse near Pyro Street. The serial killer on the newspaper is him thinking that he is a murderer himself. He is experiencing a hallucination, you can tell because he refused to take the pills. The charred bodies are the victims of the fire, showing up in his mind.

    • @alexandrah.6336
      @alexandrah.6336 3 года назад +206

      whoa, that's actually a good theory. That explains a lot of things - the uniform, fire, dead bodies, pills, etc.

    • @orson6547
      @orson6547 3 года назад +79

      Thanks for making me decide to stop volunteering at the fire department.

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 3 года назад +19

      Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

    • @gyros_ballsofsteel2521
      @gyros_ballsofsteel2521 3 года назад +42

      But it’s just a theory

    • @imaperson1382
      @imaperson1382 3 года назад +71

      @@gyros_ballsofsteel2521 A GAME THEORY

  • @kiolokinn
    @kiolokinn 3 года назад +1828

    mark angrily: "why is there no tutorial?"
    also mark playing every game: "tutorial? we don't need her" *proceeds to turn a 20hr game into 2 weeks.

    • @paratara654
      @paratara654 3 года назад +17

      20hr in 2 weeks is quite impressive tho considering he Didn't upload everyday

    • @Waffle0.
      @Waffle0. 3 года назад +1

      @@paratara654 SASA

    • @mel1654
      @mel1654 3 года назад +13

      *TERTERIAL

  • @ecliipsegaming6124
    @ecliipsegaming6124 3 года назад +2243

    *ringtone and flashing lights*
    Mark: “Is that my cactus?”

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 года назад +1

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials..
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      + always be careful: corona etc!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers?
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @iamnot9541
      @iamnot9541 3 года назад +11

      @@technoraver99 what what what??

    • @sholvix1009
      @sholvix1009 3 года назад +3

      @I WANT ŞĘX !!! SEE MY VÌDEÓ !!! shut it:/

    • @mako2463
      @mako2463 3 года назад +1

      @@technoraver99 who tf are you-? and why-

    • @finn.8490
      @finn.8490 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza agreed

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 3 года назад +3788

    Bill: *Orders a pizza, destroys their car, attacks them with opossums and generally acts very hostile*
    Also Bill: "WHY CAN'T YOU OUTSIDERS JUST LEAVE US ALOOONE?!"

    • @thezeitos469
      @thezeitos469 3 года назад +35

      Where the opossums ever hostile though? XD

    • @Dylan-eb2xn
      @Dylan-eb2xn 3 года назад +134

      @@thezeitos469 they apparently attack you if you cant go around them

    • @sabbathb6548
      @sabbathb6548 3 года назад +188

      Also I'm pretty sure Bill was going to forcefully transform the protag and probability has done so in the past. So yeah Bill is a giant lunatic prick. I don't have any evidence, but I think it's true.

    • @hectichive889
      @hectichive889 3 года назад +16

      @@sabbathb6548 I’d join Bill in his opossum cult. Seems like a pretty cool dude

    • @lorenzojimenezgutierrez4086
      @lorenzojimenezgutierrez4086 3 года назад +22

      @@hectichive889 Yeah no

  • @hannahhounslow1990
    @hannahhounslow1990 3 года назад +1692

    Mark: *sees man stuck to the ceiling, not moving and bleeding out*
    Also Mark: "sir, are you okay? You need a key?"

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +5

      Hahahaha!!

    • @Kibbuster
      @Kibbuster 3 года назад +3

      @@PSVitaat2am hahahaha!!

    • @uzukiaizen1184
      @uzukiaizen1184 3 года назад +2

      Yea everything that are actually horrific like "man stuck to the ceiling not moving and bleed out" is actually normal nothing bad happens even mark okay with it so i agreed too

    • @rusty3073
      @rusty3073 3 года назад +1

      i do not want to know what goes through mark’s head

    • @rusty3073
      @rusty3073 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza Since when did this got to do with religion. Also who are you to say that god doesn’t exist. You clearly don’t know that do you.

  • @cupkakemaster
    @cupkakemaster 3 года назад +4122

    Mark: "Haven't you heard there's a serial killer on the loose!"
    The serial killer at Mark's door: 👁👄👁

    • @asei231
      @asei231 3 года назад +90

      maybe i interpreted it wrong but i think the protag was the serial killer

    • @paratara654
      @paratara654 3 года назад +9

      @@asei231 yeah

    • @NeovenatorGuy
      @NeovenatorGuy 3 года назад +3

      Omg 999 likes. I’m god

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 3 года назад +17

      Well he better get going, can't casually kill innocent people while there's a guy who kills innocent people on the loose.

    • @cidercake4373
      @cidercake4373 3 года назад +16

      Serial killer: Woah, no way! A serial killer, pft. Yeah right. *cough

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour 3 года назад +5321

    Eldtrichplier looks friend shaped

    • @Grace-tv9xc
      @Grace-tv9xc 3 года назад +96

      What are your other friends shaped like?

    • @MavraTealSun
      @MavraTealSun 3 года назад +54

      That and pretty meaty too 😏

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 3 года назад +37

      Oh hey it's Seymour

    • @Grace-tv9xc
      @Grace-tv9xc 3 года назад +20

      @Spatza Are you ok? Do you need some water?

    • @lisakanzira6765
      @lisakanzira6765 3 года назад +12

      Seymour :DDD Where's Gaud and Pukicho?

  • @jrsronwell
    @jrsronwell 3 года назад +1552

    Bill: *orders food*
    "Why won't strangers leave us alone?"

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +11

      Hahahaha!!

    • @jrsronwell
      @jrsronwell 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza what? i didn't say anything about religion. you high?

    • @destinybrasher9714
      @destinybrasher9714 3 года назад +11

      @@jrsronwell Hello, I have seen this weird comment from this person on multiple other replies as well. You aren't the only one getting them.... honestly even their channel doesn't make any sense...
      It's crazy, and I believe they are just doing it to get a laugh out of it or something? I'm not sure, but I just wanted to let you know that you aren't the only one to get it.
      Anyway, hope you are having a nice day. Sorry, you got one of those weird nonsensical replies. 😅

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 3 года назад

      to be fair, Bill didn't order food
      edit: my broken keyboard omitted a few letters

    • @pennywise-beats3587
      @pennywise-beats3587 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @screenuuu222
    @screenuuu222 3 года назад +4256

    Imagine if fnaf was introduced to the world through a 3 scary games episode.

    • @galaxygamer4923
      @galaxygamer4923 3 года назад +176

      Dont give Scott ideas

    • @mal6023
      @mal6023 3 года назад +93

      The best cross over of the century

    • @OldSportTM
      @OldSportTM 3 года назад +125

      Imagine how different the world would be...

    • @Mr.AxolotlTheThird
      @Mr.AxolotlTheThird 3 года назад +21

      I come from the future to say no

    • @SerenitysVow
      @SerenitysVow 3 года назад +34

      @@galaxygamer4923 how would that give him ideas?? It's already really popular and introduced?

  • @MouthMuffler
    @MouthMuffler 3 года назад +546

    Lixian’s editing is actually more unsettling than the games at this point...

    • @MagicalGirlMysterion
      @MagicalGirlMysterion 3 года назад +3

      Agreed (Also your profil and user are perfection😚👌)

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 Год назад +2

      Depends because the majority aren't that unsettling for me.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 года назад +6403

    Why must you spook me this early in the morning 😧

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 3 года назад +13

      because

    • @wa4den
      @wa4den 3 года назад +29

      Hey verified youtuber

    • @PV9000
      @PV9000 3 года назад +8

      E

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 года назад +28

      It is night time here. Worse for me

    • @fyben.
      @fyben. 3 года назад +4

      For real

  • @dfs3537
    @dfs3537 3 года назад +1082

    When Mark said music, Lixian immediately went like “yeah, he means DOOM music.”

    • @ness2965
      @ness2965 3 года назад +7

      Which one was it? I don't remember the name

    • @AndrewW.
      @AndrewW. 3 года назад +26

      @@ness2965 Hellwalker, it's the Doom 2016 menu music.

    • @eliassherif3264
      @eliassherif3264 3 года назад +3

      @@AndrewW. thanks bro I was trying so hard to find the song. I thought it was a doom eternal song

    • @AndrewW.
      @AndrewW. 3 года назад +17

      @@eliassherif3264 No problem, the Doom soundtrack is engraved in my skull

    • @luqhakim5711
      @luqhakim5711 3 года назад +10

      @@AndrewW. INJECT BFG DIVISION INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

  • @shadowthief6537
    @shadowthief6537 3 года назад +921

    I like how 3 Scary Games is gradually developing its own lore.

  • @chaosgoose5130
    @chaosgoose5130 3 года назад +524

    Jumpscare list, because I know someone needs it:
    1:46
    3:55
    Little bit of flashing light at 5:51
    6:35(loud knocking)
    7:25(more loud knocking)
    9:10
    9:26
    10:23
    10:36(AhHH)
    10:54
    11:09(idk if it’s a jumpscare, but it’s all creepy)
    11:23(siren)
    11:42
    11:49
    12:16
    13:07
    13:33(I HATE THAT)
    20:28(He’s creepy)
    25:45
    Let me know if I missed any :]

    • @appletail_animates
      @appletail_animates 3 года назад +25

      Thank you I appreciate this

    • @riot579
      @riot579 3 года назад +20

      thank you so fucking much holy shit

    • @generalkenobi7232
      @generalkenobi7232 3 года назад +29

      *i hope your life will be filled with success and pure joy, true heroes like you deserve it*

    • @abiirw
      @abiirw 3 года назад +21

      as much as I Pinky Promise that i’m a Big Girl™️ and don’t need this, it was very reassuring

    • @redstonedragon8928
      @redstonedragon8928 3 года назад +3

      Legend

  • @kaeysaonly6404
    @kaeysaonly6404 3 года назад +2717

    Markiplier: *uploads scary games video*
    RUclips: *"is this fnaf?"*

    • @Ilyychel
      @Ilyychel 3 года назад +38

      I love your name and pfp

    • @Ilyychel
      @Ilyychel 3 года назад +9

      @Spatza I’m an atheist :)

    • @potatogamez9645
      @potatogamez9645 3 года назад +16

      @Spatza r/iamveryrandom

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 3 года назад +5

      @Spatza i mean, i guess it doesn't...

    • @johncurtisrece6132
      @johncurtisrece6132 3 года назад +6

      @Spatza Adam and Eve who? Jesus who? *YUH APPARENTLY THEY DONT EXIST.*

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +4718

    If even Lixian is scared. It's pretty scary

  • @Scottworld
    @Scottworld 3 года назад +15206

    Welcome in another episode of Lixian cut's 3 scary games...

  • @Mr.GameBoy69420
    @Mr.GameBoy69420 3 года назад +55

    I love how there's bit sized lores in all of these 3 scary games series. Just random and some are a bit interesting like the "Lunky" arc and now "Eldritchplier".

  • @Veikr0
    @Veikr0 3 года назад +2203

    *Sees killer walk away*
    Everyone: relieved
    Mark: Idiot

    • @shiggysmoisturizer6708
      @shiggysmoisturizer6708 3 года назад +29

      Other people watching true crime: Good! The Killer got caught!😃
      Me: F*ckin dumba*s 😐

    • @err
      @err 3 года назад +10

      Fun Fact:
      ‏‏‎ ‎

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +14

      @Amanda - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ begone

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +10

      @@err nerd

    • @moaPro
      @moaPro 3 года назад +15

      @@rahmat4848 Haha dude you got him

  • @elistewart3435
    @elistewart3435 3 года назад +2959

    Markiplier: “Play some music.”
    Lixian: *Proceeds to play Doom music.*

    • @err
      @err 3 года назад +101

      Fun fact:
      ‏‏‎ ‎

    • @passionsweird.1906
      @passionsweird.1906 3 года назад +33

      @@err oh fuck-

    • @err
      @err 3 года назад +28

      @@passionsweird.1906 i know that fact is incredible :O

    • @man0lias
      @man0lias 3 года назад +36

      It is horror game music. It's just that the _player_ is the horror

    • @stickboi922
      @stickboi922 3 года назад +7

      @@man0lias basically yeah

  • @Leopardwolfclaw098
    @Leopardwolfclaw098 3 года назад +1843

    Mark has two levels
    "I swear I'm not a masochist."
    And
    "You are my plaything."
    There is no in-between

  • @bosslevelhigh8883
    @bosslevelhigh8883 3 года назад +301

    I feel sorry for Lixian and how he has to keep trying to fight off Mark’s monsters.

  • @bappisherevods3268
    @bappisherevods3268 3 года назад +836

    mark: *turns around*
    shadow: *pops out of existence*
    me: *gasps* "a cliché"

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 3 года назад +883

    *door creepily opens*
    Mark: *makes 'scary' boo like noises*
    Yeah. That'll scare 'em away, Mark.

    • @err
      @err 3 года назад +11

      Fun Fact:
      ‏‏‎ ‎

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 года назад +4

      Well you see, the key is to fight ghosts with ghosts. Classic old technique that works really well

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +1

      Poor Mark

  • @righteousdefender458
    @righteousdefender458 3 года назад +260

    Ngl When Mark picked up a hammer and said “the shoes on the other foot bitch” was so funny to me

  • @SuperRainBowtie
    @SuperRainBowtie 3 года назад +21

    4:54 mark has never channelled Eef energy as much as in this moment my god

  • @Josh-ie5ud
    @Josh-ie5ud 3 года назад +752

    Mark: "scarier"
    Lixian: **outlast music**

    • @lampylightbulb
      @lampylightbulb 3 года назад +13

      I miss outlast

    • @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts
      @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts 3 года назад +10

      @@lampylightbulb that is what you call a good horror game

    • @slapatotsi
      @slapatotsi 2 года назад

      @@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts I replayed Outlast a year ago. It's the predecessor to all shitty horror games. It's just run from [insert monster]. The story of the game is pretty ok though.

  • @ZebraGamingTV
    @ZebraGamingTV 3 года назад +1156

    "You will never ever in a million years find me" 😂😅😂

  • @wyattadams2376
    @wyattadams2376 3 года назад +2036

    Mark: “Am I Wyatt?”
    Me: “No Mark, I’m Wyatt”

    • @novanick9940
      @novanick9940 3 года назад +99

      No wyatt I’m nick

    • @winterstar5750
      @winterstar5750 3 года назад +117

      @@novanick9940 No, this is Patrick

    • @charliehooper8679
      @charliehooper8679 3 года назад +45

      This comment thread is legendary

    • @paratara654
      @paratara654 3 года назад +10

      @@charliehooper8679 is it tho?(just a joke) btw i am star but no patrick

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri 3 года назад +10

      Hi wyatt how you doing man?

  • @morgantrevino4881
    @morgantrevino4881 3 года назад +27

    I love the types of games that show the character simply falling into madness and never knowing if it was real or simply insanity

  • @gray9818
    @gray9818 3 года назад +571

    Lixian, getting wrapped up in a giant octopus tentacle: "I've edited enough HuniePop to know where this is going"

  • @supershasha
    @supershasha 3 года назад +829

    I really hope they spelled “hammer” wrong because that’ll make this that much more funny

    • @asterdotcom8827
      @asterdotcom8827 3 года назад +7

      @Spatza this is officially my new favorite reply on youtube

    • @bellabell9677
      @bellabell9677 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza why did you feel the need to comment this are you that pressed that you’re going around spamming

    • @krim9434
      @krim9434 3 года назад +9

      @@bellabell9677 Don't argue, just report him for spam

    • @rileyportelli8402
      @rileyportelli8402 3 года назад +7

      @Spatza - hey man, I’m not even religious but that’s going too far.
      ETA- Religion hasn’t been disproven, nor have gods or beings of a higher status than us. There are many things in this world that we are unsure about. Don’t try to claim “undeniable fact[s]” when your statement itself isn’t fact.

    • @Triisttan
      @Triisttan 3 года назад +4

      @Spatza spamming this comment everywhere isn't funny. i'm an atheist and i get the humor of it but you're just lame for spamming this reply everywhere, find something better to do with your time

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 3 года назад +865

    Phone: **is ringing**
    Mark: *iS thAT mY CacTUs?*

    • @nightmaredarkside991
      @nightmaredarkside991 3 года назад +4

      @I WANT ŞĘX !!! SEE MY VÌDEÓ !!! bullshit*

    • @lemon1767
      @lemon1767 3 года назад +2

      @I WANT ŞĘX !!! SEE MY VÌDEÓ !!! your user-

    • @XxFaSiToxX
      @XxFaSiToxX 3 года назад

      @Spatza hmmmm

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +2

      @@Ms.Squiffy just to suffer

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +1

      @Spatza here he is! the best person on earth!

  • @herpyderpy2869
    @herpyderpy2869 3 года назад +128

    The intro for this series is basically Darkiplier being given some breathing room

  • @warpareee
    @warpareee 3 года назад +791

    I think he’s stuck in limbo in the second game, living with his sins. He’s the axe murderer, and the one who started the fire, hence why the room burns and he goes with it, hence why there’s three shadows for the fire and 1 for the axe victim.
    (edit): And the sirens are for the police and firemen coming to stop, or try to catch him in the act. It's always dark outside to torment him that he'll never wake up, and the notes are the spirits talking about ho they won't stop haunting him, forcing him in this loop, maybe forever. (Credit to Mya Vickers for pointing this out)

    • @wawaskittletits4031
      @wawaskittletits4031 3 года назад +20

      I live for these comments it’s so interesting

    • @imthebestmayne122
      @imthebestmayne122 3 года назад +5

      Yah, it's not very hard to figure out. Anyone who watched the video should know.

    • @warpareee
      @warpareee 3 года назад +19

      ImTheBestMayne I’m just telling anyone who couldn’t tell, plus, it isn’t confirmed, I don’t even know, we could both be wrong

    • @heena5952
      @heena5952 3 года назад +9

      You right, also another clue was when the stuff was going crazy and the bed is upside down and the victims coming saying they are always there shows that he was the murderer being haunted by the spirits.

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 года назад

      Yeah, I was thinking that Wyatt got killed by an axe, and firemen usually have axes, so...

  • @krato_girl1659
    @krato_girl1659 3 года назад +412

    Mark: *falls through floor and Hamer is there*
    Hamer: "Hamer time"

  • @Bean..
    @Bean.. 3 года назад +350

    Idk why, but
    "Shoe's on the other foot, bitch."
    Really got me 😂

  • @foxyb2545
    @foxyb2545 3 года назад +80

    I was really hoping the cactus was ringing.

  • @Pren4573
    @Pren4573 3 года назад +159

    I love how Mark’s humor has evolved, long ago it was screaming and very loud humor, now it’s saying words and hoping they make a sentence while insulting anything he can, true perfection

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 3 года назад +4

      it’s exquisite

  • @ogdummy716
    @ogdummy716 3 года назад +613

    Lixian’s editing of mark is actually really creepy

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +1

      Very creepy!

    • @lunchbagSSBU
      @lunchbagSSBU 3 года назад +6

      lmao in my opinion it's good effort but still looks corny

    • @rateyes1914
      @rateyes1914 3 года назад +7

      In my opinion they’re just kinda of funny and goofy looking lmao, I mean I do appreciate the time and effort he had to put into them, but to me none of them are creepy

    • @cantiloup580
      @cantiloup580 3 года назад +3

      @@rateyes1914 Yeah I agree, I think that they add something to the videos but I don’t think any of the jump scares/edits have ever scared me or made me jump.

    • @ogdummy716
      @ogdummy716 3 года назад

      @@rateyes1914 I respect that, i just personally find them creepy

  • @greydracoplays
    @greydracoplays 3 года назад +495

    Poor Roy, the waterboy, tried to be just like his father. This is so sad.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 3 года назад +24

      Is Roy the waterboy son of Stan the waterman? 👀

    • @-frostedflakes-
      @-frostedflakes- 3 года назад +26

      @@iclynnx Yep! Roy is Stan's 'beautiful baby boy, Roy the waterboy'

  • @doodlebugwahoo
    @doodlebugwahoo 3 года назад +46

    "I was sitting in my room and saw this red fa-"
    "Wait, one moment, my cactus is blinking."
    7:04

  • @dalenpotato6617
    @dalenpotato6617 3 года назад +660

    Moral of the story: “opossums are people too”

    • @akiramakara2062
      @akiramakara2062 3 года назад +18

      I'd totally become a possum. I'm a total trash mammal

    • @Murrytmds
      @Murrytmds 3 года назад +3

      Opposums are people! Marmosas are people! Legit or quit!

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +2

      This is true

    • @CoiledDracca
      @CoiledDracca 3 года назад +4

      Crabs are also people.

    • @dalenpotato6617
      @dalenpotato6617 3 года назад +1

      @@CoiledDracca Crab People, crab people, look like crab, talk like people.

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate 3 года назад +430

    "All I want to know is...why?"
    Jimbo: "It was comin' right for us!"
    "Good enough for me. Y'all take care now!"

  • @santiagobambicha5218
    @santiagobambicha5218 3 года назад +30

    Mark: Lixian play music!
    Lixian: *plays Hellwalker from Doom*

  • @BlueEXEVideos
    @BlueEXEVideos 3 года назад +707

    Mark: "Was that a secret? Was that a secret!?"
    All i could think was "Was that the bite of 87!?"

  • @thatmomentwhen345
    @thatmomentwhen345 3 года назад +544

    The guys like “why won’t you leave us alone” but um wasn’t he the one who ordered pizza

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19 3 года назад

      Uno

    • @LeoBezan
      @LeoBezan 3 года назад +22

      Cursed reply section 😬

    • @kasieeee
      @kasieeee 3 года назад +4

      @@LeoBezan FR

    • @bnn07y
      @bnn07y 3 года назад +4

      @@LeoBezanvery

    • @acamera367
      @acamera367 3 года назад +10

      If the guy would've just grabbed the pizza, didn't fuck with shotgun delivery cowboy none of the opossums would've been shot

  • @jadequeen4749
    @jadequeen4749 3 года назад +2362

    Guy: trying to murder mark with a hammer
    Mark casually under a bed: "And you got a flat ass too"
    That made me laugh pretty hard 😂😂😂

  • @MrEggBoi
    @MrEggBoi 3 года назад +29

    a lot of games has a flashlight, and around...70-60% of the time you can’t turn it off...but the enemy that is chasing you apparently can’t see it

  • @vee_draws_stuff5300
    @vee_draws_stuff5300 3 года назад +398

    Mark: **gets a haymer**
    Mark: “Oh how the turns have tabled.”

    • @err
      @err 3 года назад +6

      FUN FACT:
      ‏‏‎ ‎

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +7

      @Edwin Arreaga you were baboozeled

    • @thiccandridicc
      @thiccandridicc 3 года назад +1

      Hamer*

    • @DrPlasma-jc7gq
      @DrPlasma-jc7gq 3 года назад +1

      @@err nice One 😂😂😂

    • @zefzec
      @zefzec 3 года назад +1

      @@err uhm hey what does the “community post” say, I can’t see community posts b/c I’m on an iPad

  • @RexReality
    @RexReality 3 года назад +135

    Mark: goes silent
    Lixian waiting for mark to talk again: *reverb*

  • @Mattyeoo
    @Mattyeoo 3 года назад +438

    Mark: "Is this like Grimma?"
    Granny: Am I a joke to you?

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 3 года назад +32

    The Ending to Opossum Country made me cry...
    Wish it had a Good Ending.

    • @nateno8965
      @nateno8965 3 года назад +9

      Not only that it also like cataracts itself it says why do you kill us we only wanted to leave our human form but than that girl was trying to leave because she no longer wants to become a possum or had regret and something took her and forced her to become a possum

  • @anabsolutenightmare
    @anabsolutenightmare 3 года назад +44

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Lixian for a second, his editing style is iconic, he carries this series with the comedic timing of the zoom ins and visual gags, thank you Lixian

  • @phantomarbiter6835
    @phantomarbiter6835 3 года назад +467

    Mark: Lixian make an intro
    Lixian: I’m gonna add someone slurping on pasta
    Thanks for all the likes!

  • @skarr1138
    @skarr1138 3 года назад +627

    The Chronicles of Lixian: The Demon Slayer.

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 3 года назад +17

      It didn't work this time. That demon is... something else. I don't think Lixian even created those things. 👀

    • @MidnightNautil1
      @MidnightNautil1 3 года назад +14

      @@shatteredreality_513 You could even say that Lixian is trapped. That someone...wanted him trapped.

    • @belaizy4225
      @belaizy4225 3 года назад +8

      @@MidnightNautil1 by someone you mean lunky?

    • @astrumnihilum
      @astrumnihilum 3 года назад +6

      @@MidnightNautil1 And trapped he is.....

    • @311-FOUR-TWENTY
      @311-FOUR-TWENTY 3 года назад +3

      @Alaina Smith uncultured swine /j

  • @ttvunashamedalchemist7002
    @ttvunashamedalchemist7002 2 года назад +2

    I love how mark has a mental breakdown when the remote stops working at 8:35. I too react this way when electronics break

  • @cardboardcutout465
    @cardboardcutout465 3 года назад +513

    Dude: trying to kill Mark
    Mark: You little pancake booty 123

    • @Triisttan
      @Triisttan 3 года назад +5

      @Spatza spamming this comment everywhere isn't funny. i'm an atheist and i get the humor of it but you're just lame for spamming this reply everywhere, find something better to do with your time

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 3 года назад +2

      @@Triisttan what the hell happened lmao

    • @glumshoe6954
      @glumshoe6954 3 года назад +8

      @@gearandalthefirst7027 a troll goes around replying to pretty much every comment saying something about God’s not real, religion sux, etc. just some real Redditor stuff lol

    • @soyolnyamyondonjankahar7161
      @soyolnyamyondonjankahar7161 3 года назад

      The likes r same as the 123

  • @Deidryk
    @Deidryk 3 года назад +367

    "The end is here"
    My immediate response: "promise?"

    • @Tegan_The_Nobody
      @Tegan_The_Nobody 3 года назад +4

      Same, like don't give me hope

    • @Tegan_The_Nobody
      @Tegan_The_Nobody 3 года назад +2

      @Spatza Hail Oðinn

    • @Deidryk
      @Deidryk 3 года назад

      @Spatza thanks for that dose of conspiracy XD
      But you needn't worry, I'm not religious in the traditional sense

  • @the_genkigod
    @the_genkigod 3 года назад +149

    Mark's face when he turns back around to see the shadow missing on the Wall: Priceless!

    • @jdtcomet6212
      @jdtcomet6212 3 года назад +9

      9:51 now where’s my like?

    • @the_genkigod
      @the_genkigod 3 года назад +2

      @@jdtcomet6212 Nowhere, because it's a whole second beforehand that he does it. XD

    • @jdtcomet6212
      @jdtcomet6212 3 года назад +1

      @@the_genkigod 1 second hmmmmmmm much difference?

    • @the_genkigod
      @the_genkigod 3 года назад +2

      @@jdtcomet6212 All the difference.

    • @lilytheflower-4004
      @lilytheflower-4004 3 года назад +4

      @@the_genkigod 9:50 I am superior now where’s my like

  • @hyunniebee3459
    @hyunniebee3459 3 года назад +8

    ive been obsessed with opposum country ever since this video aired i love that style of content and storyline.

  • @Nemesis-dx4og
    @Nemesis-dx4og 3 года назад +174

    Mark: (hides in a chest)
    Murderer: comes near
    Mark: you stop be-
    Murderer:(casually walks away)
    Mark: fkin idiot.

  • @cassie4516
    @cassie4516 3 года назад +51

    I love that Mark is never scared by the storyline but he’s scared by the physics xD
    “Oh, the girls’s gone? Better go find her...” * continues on bored*
    “HOW DO YOU RIP A DOOR FROM IT’S FRAME??!” * starts to get into the game*

  • @mercvriispxced5597
    @mercvriispxced5597 3 года назад +91

    "No oo oo!! How could you! We just wanna be left alone!"
    Mark: Don't you dare turn this back on me

  • @rylieree
    @rylieree 3 года назад +16

    game: *misspells "hammer"*
    mark: and i took that personally

  • @magicfibre
    @magicfibre 3 года назад +110

    "The Great Eldrichplier" is a persona I would love to see in a future project

    • @a.l.p.h.a.6094
      @a.l.p.h.a.6094 3 года назад +2

      Honestly with Dark and the Actor already in existence, I feel like Eldritchplier being its own thing would crowd the scene a bit.
      My bet’s on this being either Dark or The Actor’s work, but The Actor is regular Mark I think so idk

    • @err
      @err 3 года назад

      Fun Fact:
      ‏‏‎ ‎

    • @Meosychs
      @Meosychs 3 года назад +2

      @@err Your right that is a fun fact

    • @bornslippy7232
      @bornslippy7232 3 года назад

      Eldritchplier is just Wilfred Warfstache but with tentacles for a mustache

  • @theshiniestgoldenegg160
    @theshiniestgoldenegg160 3 года назад +534

    Markiplier: "3 scary games"
    Everyone: "This is what we needed today"

    • @err
      @err 3 года назад +6

      Fun Fact:
      ‏‏‎ ‎

    • @marcosflores3800
      @marcosflores3800 3 года назад +2

      Indeed

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 3 года назад +1

      word

    • @Depreuz
      @Depreuz 3 года назад

      @@err That was an adventure! I thank you. I think that goal can be reached aswell!

    • @user-ng4wt9bg4w
      @user-ng4wt9bg4w 3 года назад +2

      I need more At Dead of Night

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад +302

    Mark: “Sir, are you okay?”
    Man: *Bleeding to death*

    • @hardfugoo1
      @hardfugoo1 3 года назад +4

      I mean... what else would you ask? How’s the weather?

    • @theaski
      @theaski 3 года назад +6

      @@hardfugoo1 *bleeding out* i-its actually rather nice..
      *dies*

    • @Ai_s_a01
      @Ai_s_a01 3 года назад

      I actually saw your comment while seeing it in the video

    • @Ai_s_a01
      @Ai_s_a01 3 года назад

      @Spatza what the hell are you saying where did you come from what the freack are sick or something

    • @irisbluewillowenvtuber2227
      @irisbluewillowenvtuber2227 3 года назад +3

      Its a bot because its going in every chat and posting that same passage

  • @SadRaviolii
    @SadRaviolii 3 года назад +69

    That beginning made me so uncomfortable omg. Why was it so.... w e t ?

  • @ceramic.ants.
    @ceramic.ants. 3 года назад +328

    I can’t believe we have gone so far with this series.!

    • @chriskoloski32
      @chriskoloski32 3 года назад +10

      And yet we haven't had a try not to laugh in forever

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад

      @@chriskoloski32 nerd

    • @Śilver-141
      @Śilver-141 3 года назад +5

      @@chriskoloski32 im still crying about it

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +2

      Chicken 🐔

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +1

      @@Śilver-141 cry 🤭

  • @tumbleweed8
    @tumbleweed8 3 года назад +386

    “Lixian put on some music”
    Lixian: Hellwalker intensifies

    • @Fer_Silfore
      @Fer_Silfore 3 года назад +5

      It’s scary music to the demons cause it means they don’t have long to live

    • @dennisgoulden735
      @dennisgoulden735 3 года назад

      The boss music plays when the doom marine walks in the door

    • @notexactlydoomslayer3611
      @notexactlydoomslayer3611 3 года назад +3

      *i like the music ngl*

    • @howkster4791
      @howkster4791 3 года назад

      Do you know the name of that song that plays when "music" is playing?

    • @hayatobun
      @hayatobun 3 года назад +2

      @@howkster4791 the first one is Hellwalker from DOOM 2016
      I really love that track, perhaps on the same level as the BFG Division

  • @LoicReviews
    @LoicReviews 3 года назад +2396

    Don't mind me I'm just hiding in the comments (and also waiting for new "Forest" videos)

  • @justgoodies
    @justgoodies 3 года назад +7

    6:35 omg I also whine "WHYYY?!" everytime someone knocks on my door lmao

  • @persydiangelo8461
    @persydiangelo8461 3 года назад +279

    "Put on some music"
    Lixian: H E L L W A L K E R

    • @jordanlimantara1814
      @jordanlimantara1814 3 года назад

      Thanks a plenty!

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 3 года назад +2

      KAR EN TUK!

    • @longhairedbastard
      @longhairedbastard 3 года назад +6

      The best emotion to be in when playing a horror game is always unyielding rage

    • @seppeverbesselt9626
      @seppeverbesselt9626 3 года назад +1

      @@longhairedbastard No more like dark depression. A time where u make it fully dark put your hoodie on and headphones with the only light source being your screen, getting fully into it and feeling like u act are there

  • @dannyorr8430
    @dannyorr8430 3 года назад +119

    Lixians legendary axe, the weapon used to kill lunky in just one strike, didn’t even scratch this new meat-mark... we should be very afraid.

    • @MidnightNautil1
      @MidnightNautil1 3 года назад +7

      I wonder why... perhaps, it's because these monsters are being created to be stronger, possibly even being created by the very person that we are assured is dead...

    • @tortoisethetortoise4536
      @tortoisethetortoise4536 3 года назад +3

      We need to prepare for the end

    • @yellowpower3755
      @yellowpower3755 3 года назад +3

      This.... ARG-like thing is still happening, huh?

    • @lunkycultcaptain1061
      @lunkycultcaptain1061 3 года назад +3

      He shall return.
      Lixian is temporary
      Lunky is eternal

    • @MidnightNautil1
      @MidnightNautil1 3 года назад +1

      @@lunkycultcaptain1061 Lunky never really died. In fact, you could say Lunky got a tad...*possessive* of Lixian after he was axed.

  • @randomstuff6786
    @randomstuff6786 3 года назад +753

    "Eldritchplier, The Great" someone just played dark souls

  • @apothecurio
    @apothecurio 3 года назад +5

    It’s really great that mark does these as it gives indie developers a chance to possibly break some ground

  • @timfangrad5173
    @timfangrad5173 3 года назад +437

    Markipliers best line ever: "You hit me with hamer"

    • @D3ad_Ferret
      @D3ad_Ferret 3 года назад +1

      It's even better that the hamer(er?) is just suddenly there.

    • @emptychamber544
      @emptychamber544 3 года назад

      No no sir, for the Butt stabbed says it’s B to Blow

    • @emmigoesrawr6214
      @emmigoesrawr6214 3 года назад

      Ham-er 🐖 🔨

    • @biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573
      @biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573 3 года назад

      Here?
      maybe, but not the worldwide.

    • @th33c3
      @th33c3 3 года назад

      i was wondering if you know about it but... you hit me with hamer

  • @ardenlatham6463
    @ardenlatham6463 3 года назад +212

    Pyrolyzis is probably a play on words of “paralysis” and the root word “pyro” (meaning fire, as in pyromaniac).

    • @pennywise-beats3587
      @pennywise-beats3587 3 года назад +2

      @Naj_905 lol

    • @kamik_posted
      @kamik_posted 3 года назад +3

      @Naj_905 couldn’t have worded it better

    • @krashsytegaming9222
      @krashsytegaming9222 3 года назад +1

      Arden, sweety, paralysis and pyro have no correlation to each other

    • @BarrientosMykelJoaquin
      @BarrientosMykelJoaquin 3 года назад +2

      A fire that's paralyzed. I see I see

    • @cyanidefilledcandy2
      @cyanidefilledcandy2 3 года назад +9

      I mean, Lixian gave the definition. All the developer did was change one of the "s" to a "z".
      Pyrolysis means "decomposition caused by high temperatures". It's pretty on the nose.

  • @ichorstryker
    @ichorstryker 3 года назад +63

    "Whai yoo heet hea wiht haymer?"
    -Markiplier
    -some guy shouting at me from across the sidewalk a couple weeks back

  • @froggy9690
    @froggy9690 3 года назад +3

    I adore Lixian as an editor so much. He brings so much to these videos

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 3 года назад +514

    Markiplier: Another languagr for grimma
    Everyone: You're utterly Real

  • @migz7291
    @migz7291 3 года назад +123

    "Didn't you hear the news?
    There's a serial killer on the loose!"
    Mark be spitting bars

  • @jimijenkins2548
    @jimijenkins2548 3 года назад +522

    Eldritch mark: The end is nigh.
    Me, who participated in [REDACTED]: Too late. 15 years too late.

    • @icey3x826
      @icey3x826 3 года назад +9

      Fax no printer, also I like the way u used redacted, ima start doing that

    • @evanjoyce5427
      @evanjoyce5427 3 года назад +3

      Wat I am very confused

    • @jaysgreenbeans2163
      @jaysgreenbeans2163 3 года назад +18

      @@evanjoyce5427 they are referring to Unus Annus with is a dead channel that Mark and another RUclipsr named Ethan created haha. If you missed it then I apologize because you can never watch it again😭😭

    • @jimijenkins2548
      @jimijenkins2548 3 года назад +48

      @@jaysgreenbeans2163 no, I'm referring to [REDACTED], a channel created by [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] to stress the acceptance that nothing lasts forever and that the end comes for us all. Memento Mori. [REDACTED].

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure 3 года назад +35

      I know its [REDACTED] but when someone says redacted i cant but think they are from the scp foundation

  • @lilithrose1420
    @lilithrose1420 3 года назад +60

    20:03 Mark:“How the hell do you rip a door off the frame?!”
    Me a 6’2” tall person:“How do you not.”

    • @-Ryu
      @-Ryu 3 года назад +7

      Me, at 6'7: Pft, Only 6'2? How embarrassing

    • @Hannah-fc4it
      @Hannah-fc4it 3 года назад +5

      @@-Ryu me at 6'12: pathetic

    • @-Ryu
      @-Ryu 3 года назад +7

      @@Hannah-fc4it Hmph, Let's see how you like it when I go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! *Stands Up straight at 7'1*

    • @jellibaen1489
      @jellibaen1489 3 года назад

      How do you reach the door????? (4'11)

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 3 года назад +1

      @@-Ryu me at -6'0: _muffled screaming_

  • @etherwxlf
    @etherwxlf 3 года назад +122

    Mark enters a trailer park, steals a gun from a sleeping lady, then steals a chainsaw from a man who generously lent him a phone to use, then killed a number of innocent forest critters.

  • @carrotplli
    @carrotplli 3 года назад +222

    Closet: behind you
    Mark: i dont believe you //turns around // AAAA
    Mark: (in tiny) i believe you now

  • @mothman6380
    @mothman6380 3 года назад +145

    When your used to three scary games having more than 3 so this feels short

  • @Kaidhicksii
    @Kaidhicksii 3 года назад +18

    Oh my God that second game, I think I understand. We're the killer aren't we? In that case then these shadows and bodies and stuff are from the people we've killed. Let the weight of your sins rest on your shoulders brought it all together. Now this makes sense. Paralysis in your sins. Props to the Devs: nice job. 👏

  • @djcloaker6387
    @djcloaker6387 3 года назад +64

    Markiplier asks for Music. Lixian puts some badass music while shouting "MUSIC!" off to a good start already.

  • @redacted4695
    @redacted4695 3 года назад +43

    Top 10 most terrifing messages ever read:
    "Hold shift to run"

  • @skeletor6111
    @skeletor6111 3 года назад +230

    "hammer is that another language for grandma"
    -RUclips CC English

    • @samauman1747
      @samauman1747 3 года назад +6

      he a bit confused but he got the spirit

  • @daristeff4288
    @daristeff4288 3 года назад +17

    *A burned body on the roof*
    Mark: You need a key buddy?
    LMAOO

  • @tiktokvictory7644
    @tiktokvictory7644 3 года назад +597

    It sucks when i read read as read and not read, so i have to re-read read as read so i can read read correctly and it can make sense

  • @Lesss15
    @Lesss15 3 года назад +213

    Mark: "see you on the other side."
    Me: *war flashbacks*

    • @gillybean3218
      @gillybean3218 3 года назад +21

      Raise a glass to freedom...
      We're talking about something else, aren't we?

    • @trashcanyounot1798
      @trashcanyounot1798 3 года назад +14

      he aIMS HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY *WAIT-*

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 3 года назад +11

      Momento Mori

    • @chaosgoose5130
      @chaosgoose5130 3 года назад +15

      I love the mix of [REDACTED] and Hamilton. It’s just p e r f e c t

    • @shelbyrheinbolt1686
      @shelbyrheinbolt1686 3 года назад +4

      If i could like reshare this i would

  • @proto_shane5059
    @proto_shane5059 3 года назад +381

    Mark: put some music
    Doom music starts
    This man is a man of culture

    • @Kyuubisagenaruto94
      @Kyuubisagenaruto94 3 года назад +4

      I knew it was from Doom, but my brain isn’t pinpointing which track it is, would you possibly be able to tell me?

    • @ender8473
      @ender8473 3 года назад +13

      I’m fairly sure it’s hellwalker, the main menu theme in DOOM (2016)

    • @arti2901deer
      @arti2901deer 3 года назад +4

      @@ender8473 yes it's indeed a hellwalker

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 3 года назад +3

      @@arti2901deer One of my favs.

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo 3 года назад

      I have a Doom(2016) ps4 theme and it plays Hellwalker all the time.

  • @s.pnugget2651
    @s.pnugget2651 3 года назад +3

    14:13 *my brain* "on Thursday we're teddy bear doctors".
    I think that's the quote at least xD

  • @azrirathreesixty7371
    @azrirathreesixty7371 3 года назад +146

    Mark: suspiciously steps single foot into spooky room
    Exit Door: *Slams*
    Mark: Disappointed but not surprised